final fantasy jokes

[droo]

right guys and girls this is my first forum....ever!!! so i hope it works :p.I remember a while ago there were loads of final fantasy jokes kicking around (and they were smurfing hilarious). so I'm asking nicely.....please :cry: can anyone who remembers them or has there own or knows where some are or were please post back here. I'm looking for one in particular that was very long and about final fantasy 9 mostly I think and it was something to do with an airship maybe and a few of the characters, not sure but heres one to start it off and the reason i remembered the jokes.
where do sky pirates stay?
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[droo]

what do you call a flying cow?
a moogull ha ha ha ha moogle moo gull aa ha ha ha ha get it

[black orb]

what do you call a flying cow?
a moogull ha ha ha ha moogle moo gull aa ha ha ha ha get it
>>> LOL!!

>>> Sorry but Im not good at making jokes, so lets hope the next poster comes with something good.

[Saber]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/47481-final-fantasy-jokes.html?highlight=jokes

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/104833-final-fantasy-jokes-maybe-spoilers.html?highlight=jokes

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/110779-final-fantasy-humour.html?highlight=jokes

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/116269-best-ff-joke.html?highlight=jokes

[droo]

i found the thread
Final Fantasy 9 / IX / FF9 - Humorous Things (http://www.uffsite.net/ff9/humor.php)
well at least its very similar lol.
and more importantly i found the joke!!!!!!!!!!........yes!!!!!!!!!!

so here it is

Invincible
eiko, amarant, zidane, freya, quinna, vivi, steiner, and garnet are on the invicible. there are 7 parachutes. some thing goes wrong with the airship. so they all have to bail out.
Freya: i must go and protect burmecia (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 7 passengers and 6 parachutes
eiko: i have to take care of my mogs (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 6 passengers and 5 parachutes
Quinna: me hungry need yummy yummmies!!! (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 5 passenghers and 4 parachutes
zidane: the women of this world need me! (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 4 passengers and 3 parachtes
steiner: i must protect alexandria!! come my queen!! (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 3 passengers and 2 parachutes
garnet: my country still needs to make me some potato salad. and i have to eat everything in the kingdom!!! (grabs parachute and jumps out and the whole ship moves)
now there are 2 passengers and 1 parachute
amarant: vivi, i have lived a good life so you take the last parachute
vivi:v there is no need for that because garnet just grabed my backpack.
Sounds of garnet screaming and then a loud thud as she hits the gound



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[droo]

okay lets start this forum properly now that iv found it............the first person to laugh at this joke makes the next one and so on :)

oh and yeah i stole this one from the same thread :P
but it's ace.

Lunch Box
vivi, zidane, and garnet are all on top of the lindblum castle fixing the destroyed pieces. lunch time rolls around. vivi opens his lunchbox
vivi: dang!!!! a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!! if i have another peanut butter and jelly sandwich im going to jump off this castle!!
zidane opens his lunchbox
zidane: man!!!!!! a pickle sandwich!!! if i have another pickle sandwich im going to jump off this castle!!
garnet: EWWWWWW!!! an olglop sandwich if i have another olglop sandwich im going to jump off this castle!!!
the next day comes and they open their lunchboxes
vivi: yes!!! a cheese sandwich!! i dont have to jump of this castle!!
zidane: alright!!!!! a ham sandwich!!i dont have to jump of this castle!!
Garnet: OH MY GOD!!!! A OLGLOP SANDWICH!!!!!AHHHHHHH!!(jumps off the castle)
Vivi: you know i feel sorry for her
zidane: i dont. she makes her own sandwiches