Bottled Crap

[Levian]

I'm sending out a message in a bottle tomorrow and there's nothing you can do to stop me, EoFF. You can, however, influence what I put inside it. So far I'm thinking of putting in my fingernails and some frozen peas, I figured that'd be gross enough. I will also write the address to this thread on the note I put inside.

I encourage you all to do the same! at least with the address, maybe not so much the frozen peas.

and screw all of you who don't live nearby the coast.

[Sergeant Hartman]

put some porn in it

EDIT: and put it in a river near me

[Levian]

I think I will send a picture of Sergeant Hartman. I need to test the photo paper I bought for my printer anyway.

[Old Manus]

Take a dump in it, so it can live up to the 'bottled crap'

[Lawr]

Take a dump in it, so it can live up to the 'bottled crap'

All in favor say "That's a craptastic idea!"

[scrumpleberry]

X( why can't people send nice things in bottles

[Levian]

Hello person who got my bottle, aren't you thankful I didn't follow the advice in post 4 through 5?

You owe me a blueberry muffin.

[PenguinOfDoom]

"The apocalypse is coming!

-God"

[Dolentrean]

"Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?"

-Dolentrean

[Levian]

Yes, I'm pretty sure you've mentioned it a few times.

[I Don't Need A Name]

put BoB in it

[Miriel]

Put in a picture of yourself and maybe your true love will find it! And also put your exact address and phone number so they know how to find you. :)

[Cz]

Include a recording of yourself singing Livin' On A Prayer.

[Psychotic]

Include a recording of yourself singing Livin' On A Prayer.I take it you have also noticed that Cadbury have replaced "Don't stop me now" with this song in their airport trucks advert?

Draw them a picture!

[Levian]

Put in a picture of yourself and maybe your true love will find it! And also put your exact address and phone number so they know how to find you. :)

Eww no, what's the use in sending a bottled message if it's just gonna be like every other bottled message? :mad2: and no way will a hot girl find it, more like an 8 year old girl who likes horses more than boys. Maybe I should draw a picture of a horse... Kablam, 10 years later she's madly in love with me.

[Rantz]

A lock of your hair :heart:

From any place on your body.

[Jessweeee♪]

Put in some extra keychains or other stuff lying around that you don't use!

And an extremely detailed narrative about how your day went.

[Quindiana Jones]

Cheese. Put some cheese in it.

[Cz]

A lock of your hair :heart:

From any place on your body.If hair from anywhere other than your head is growing in locks then you are a freak and should be shot in the face.

[Rantz]

A lock of your hair :heart:

From any place on your body.If hair from anywhere other than your head is growing in locks then you are a freak and should be shot in the face.

I didn't say it had to grow in locks.

[Cz]

Then just what the hell are you saying? :mad2:

[rubah]

I think I will fold a box out of paper and write the url on the flaps. Or maybe a paper hat/boat. . . so many ideas!

yes, I have an old list of items so I can use that!

[Aerith's Knight]

Put in a picture of yourself and maybe your true love will find it! And also put your exact address and phone number so they know how to find you. :)

Miriel's guide to kidnapping.

Lesson 1: Gentle manipulation

[Miriel]

Put in a picture of yourself and maybe your true love will find it! And also put your exact address and phone number so they know how to find you. :)

Eww no, what's the use in sending a bottled message if it's just gonna be like every other bottled message? :mad2: and no way will a hot girl find it, more like an 8 year old girl who likes horses more than boys. Maybe I should draw a picture of a horse... Kablam, 10 years later she's madly in love with me.
Don't turn your back on TRUE LOVE Levia!

[Rantz]

Then just what the hell are you saying? :mad2:

I, uh... Banana hammock!

[Jessweeee♪]

Don't put anything in it that will make the bottle too smelly and gross if not found for a good while :(