Baby! Baby baby baby! BAYBAY!

[Roto13]

So after being overdue for like a freaking month (I swear to god she's half elephant), our beloved Avarice-ness became a MILF on 11:44AM September 14th!

She has an absolutely beautiful little daughter, who I have named Rhoda (but she seems to respond better to Merrina, so you can just call her that) who is not at all red and nasty like most newborn babies, and is in fact, the cutest thing ever.

Expect pictures later. ITT, congratulations and, in the future, fawning.

[Old Manus]

I call Godfather

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Dammit Old Manus. Your always first to reply...:rolleyes2...A'yo, congrats. And I say we dual for the godfarther right. And not some english sword rapier dual. I'm talking Yu-Gi-Oh son!
:cool:

[Roto13]

TtR for Godmother.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

TtR for Godmother.

:mad2:

[KentaRawr!]

Congo-rats! :D

[Jowy]

d'awwwwww

I want one.

[Misfit]

d'awwwwww

I want one.

no.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

d'awwwwww

I want one.

no.

You read my mind Misfit...:rolleyes2

[scrumpleberry]

BABY WHAT.

Congratulations Ava~! I'm sure she's gorgeous, I'm so happy for you!

Did you decide to have your mother with you in the end or not?

EDIT: baby is in ava sig. BABY IS BEEYOUTIFUL

[Aerith's Knight]

Awwww, Congratulations on becoming a mother Ava. xD

[Rantz]

Preemptive Aaaaaaaaawwwwww she's so cute!

[Dolentrean]

I call Godfather

Pfft, I called Godfather like... two months ago in her User Notes!

[Freya]

OMG SHE IS SO CUTE! Congrats! You'll have to see her later guys but she is too cute :3

[rubah]

yayyyyyyyyyy!

[Aerith's Knight]

I made a webcomic in her honour. xD

[qwertysaur]

Congrats Ava!

[Bunny]

d'awwwwww

I want one.

no.

You going to take that from her, Jowy? I thought you more of a man. Step up.

Congrats on the offspring, Avarice. May she become less of a coked out whore than the rest of her generation.

[Rantz]

That's so sweet, Bunny. :-)

[Tallulah]

At last... :rolleyes2

Congrats, Avarice-ness! :love:

[Roto13]

d'awwwwww

I want one.

no.

You going to take that from her, Jowy? I thought you more of a man. Step up.

Congrats on the offspring, Avarice. May she become less of a coked out whore than the rest of her generation.

Her generation is like brand new. :P

[Jessweeee♪]

Happy belated birthday Merrina! Your parents picked a purdy name n.n

[Croyles]

Congratulations on your baby!!

I was never a baby, so I have no idea what its like.

[bipper]

Congratulations big A.

Too bad the baby didn't make it to Scorpio season; good luck with your Libra. You will be wrong forever.

:) Enjoy. And piece of advice: don't wear any clothes you wouldn't want to get messed with feces, urine, puke, gargle, ear wax, eye goop, nose snot, or the mystery fluid from the soon to be belly button.

I bet she is just darling. :love:

[Zeldy]

Congratulations <33

[Momiji]

Congrats, Ava. She's adorable.

[Avarice-ness]

Now that she's asleep in her bouncer, I shall enjoy my afternoon coffee and give you guys some pictures! =D!

For those who aren't on my LJ.
She was born 8 pounds 1.2 ounces, 21 inch's long, with brown/blonde/red hair!

She's a near carbon copy of my husband, even has his blood type! All she has of mine are my nose, the TOP part of my ear (she has his ear lobes), and my feet.


http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/crimsonh2o/100_0116-1.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/crimsonh2o/100_0112.jpg

She's got the rolls 'cause she's a little chunky baby! =D
She first lifted her head up at 2 hours of being alive, I didn't get to see it though because I had to be taken to the OR for stitches. (The baby decided to claw me on her way out) =[
BUT SHE LIFTS HER HEAD ALL THE TIME BECAUSE SHE'S EPIC BABY!

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/crimsonh2o/100_0073.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/crimsonh2o/100_0068.jpg

Pretty hair!
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/crimsonh2o/100_0142.jpg

And now! To take a nap while I can!

OH AND

THANK YOU FOR THE CONGRATS AND STUFF!

[Quindiana Jones]

3rd and 4th pictures are truly magnificent. :love:

[Goldenboko]

Cute baby! Congrats Ava, you'll make a good mama~ :O

[Miriel]

Awwww. BABY! Soooo cute!. :D

Congrats. :)

[I Don't Need A Name]

congrats!

[Rantz]

Is it too early to ask for her hand in marriage? I can wait until she's nubile and all but I'd like to secure the deal right now if that's possible.

P.S. I have money

[Yar]

Was she an oops? I was an oops. :(

[Quindiana Jones]

Is it too early to ask for her hand in marriage? I can wait until she's nubile and all but I'd like to secure the deal right now if that's possible.

That shouldn't be funny, but it is.

[Jessweeee♪]

She's gonna be so purdy o:

[Spiffing Cheese]

She's beautiful! Congratulations!

[Bunny]

d'awwwwww

I want one.

no.

You going to take that from her, Jowy? I thought you more of a man. Step up.

Congrats on the offspring, Avarice. May she become less of a coked out whore than the rest of her generation.

Her generation is like brand new. :P

My girlfriend's sister's friends are all 14-year-old whores. I would not be surprised to see 7-8 year olds running around in mini-skirts, thongs and "belly shirts".

No offense Ava, I'm sure your baby is the most adorable thing in the world to you. I just personally think babies are pretty ugly and not cute. They tend to get cuter as they get older though!

[Lawr]

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Congratz d00d

[~*~Celes~*~]

SHE IS SO FREAKING CUTE OMG :love::love::love:

CONGRATS SO MUCH!!!

[qwertysaur]

She will have your Zozo pride!

[Shauna]

Awww! Congrats! :D She's adorable! :love:

[Big D]

Very good news:) I'm glad mother and daughter are both fit, healthy and happy.
:<3:

[Chemical]

Congratulations!
She's beautiful.

[Roto13]

Very good news:) I'm glad mother and daughter are both fit, healthy and happy.
:<3:

Her vajahjah got torn to shreds. :O

[~*~Celes~*~]

YOU SHOULD GET HER A STUFFED MOOGLE OR CHOCOBO!

[Tama2]

^^

I can't wait!

[Avarice-ness]

Very good news:) I'm glad mother and daughter are both fit, healthy and happy.
:<3:

Her vajahjah got torn to shreds. :O

xD

Yep, the tiny baby decided to smash my insides enough to where it could be possible I might not be ever to have a kid without having a C-section from here on out.

Baaaaby!

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/crimsonh2o/nomnom.jpg

[escobert]

YOU HAD YOUR BABY ON MY BIRTHDAY!!

[Avarice-ness]

YOU HAD YOUR BABY ON MY BIRTHDAY!!

Yay! =D!

Happy Belated Birthday! :D

I was suppose to have her on the 15th but she was like "PFFT" and decided to make her own schedule and make me wake up in full blown labor.

[~*~Celes~*~]

She looks thoughtful as she sucks on her middle finger xD

[Moon Rabbits]

omfg way to have like the cutest baby ever. Congratulations!!~

edit: Also, her name is awesome.

[Shlup]

Those cheeks are INSANE! I will bite them. And she has basically the greatest baby hair ever.

I have my work cut out for me if I am to defeat you in the baby cuteness department.

[Yamaneko]

Congrats to all the winners.

[XxSephirothxX]

YOU HAD YOUR BABY ON MY BIRTHDAY!!

Yay! =D!

Happy Belated Birthday! :D

I was suppose to have her on the 15th but she was like "PFFT" and decided to make her own schedule and make me wake up in full blown labor.
Congratulations on your miniature Bert Mk. II!

[Akaria]

Hoooooomygosh, simply adorable!!:heart: Hardcore congrats! I'm happy everything went well, except for the vajahjah part...Ouch x_x

[Elskidor]

Congrats! And cute pictures too. I have a girl on the way next month too.

[Blue Harvest]

OMG she's so cute! Congrats Ava :)

[NeoCracker]

God that babys ugly, but of course I think all babys look ugly, so my opinion is slightly biased here. :p

I'm sure you'll do fine raising it, though just one tip.

Cut back on the KFC, trust me. I work there, and that is NOT something you want your child eating. XD

[Serapy]

Congratulations!

[Tallulah]

Sooo cute! :love:

[Jiro]

Wow, very cute baby. Glad you're both safe and sound :D

[Marky Tee]

well in dudes

[Marshall Banana]

Listen well, all of you!

The princess shall, indeed, grow in grace and beauty - beloved by all who know her - but before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and DIE!

[DMKA]

Babyfuck, babyfuck, ITS AWRIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!

All babies are ugly.

[Drift]

congrats!!!! <3

[Rantz]

Listen well, all of you!

The princess shall, indeed, grow in grace and beauty - beloved by all who know her - but before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and DIE!

Can I be the good fairy? :excited:

[Marshall Banana]

You can be my bird!

[SammieBabe]

Sorry to hear you had a rough time, Ava. Hope you're healing well. In any case, she's beautiful. Keep her away from my boys.. ;)

[Dr. Acula]

Aww, she's so cute! And Merrina is a beautiful name. Congratulations!

[Avarice-ness]

Thank you again everyone! =D!

[Roto13]

Post that picture you posted in your LJ. It's... it's the cutest picture ever taken.

[Avarice-ness]

Post that picture you posted in your LJ. It's... it's the cutest picture ever taken.

You mean this one? :D?

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/crimsonh2o/l_6bd1dd02ffdf68bfc0f47fa07d31dd7b.jpg

[Aerith's Knight]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..

so cute. ^__^

Yey for Babies!

God bless them, everyone. xD

[Hambone]

Post that picture you posted in your LJ. It's... it's the cutest picture ever taken.

You mean this one? :D?

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/crimsonh2o/l_6bd1dd02ffdf68bfc0f47fa07d31dd7b.jpg

Her hair kicks ass in that picture.

Congrats!

[rubah]

it's like she's a possum and you're possum mama

If you have more babies, you might have to take pictures kinda like this one!
http://www.brandywinezoo.org/images/opossum.JPG

[Miriel]

Such little tiny hands! I want to squeeeeze her.

[Aerith's Knight]

Such little tiny hands! I want to squeeeeze her.

Baby. Soft head. Deforms. Bad idea.

xD

[Caraliz]

She's so cute! Congrats!

[Montoya]

lol She's cute. Congratulations.

[Jessweeee♪]

Ava is a mommy n.n

[Aerith's Knight]

What's it like Ava? Have you slept at all? xD

Have you spend 12 hours just looking at her, inadvertily creeping her out? :p

[Avarice-ness]

What's it like Ava? Have you slept at all? xD

Have you spend 12 hours just looking at her, inadvertily creeping her out? :p

Not really that bad. I'm lucky to have a happy baby, and yeah I get about like 4 or 5 hours of sleep but with coffee and cherry coke, it's enough!

And no, she stares at me forever, and it is creepy.

[Aerith's Knight]

Well nobody said being a parent was easy, at least now she's in the cute period. :p

And why shouldn't she stare at you, you are her mommy and only food source. xD

[Freya]

She's so cute ^_^ OMG I wanna just kiss her! BEBEZ! ^_^

[Flying Mullet]

Late to the party, but I'm loving the pictures. Congrats Ava and a late :happybday to "Rhoda"! :D

Hope you're doing okay after your birthing adventure.

[VoodooChild]

She is gorgeous :) Every picture just makes you smile!

[cloud_doll]

DUDE, that baby is freakin adorable! Have fun =P

I want one now.

[KoShiatar]

I was on holiday and didn't notice this thread. Your daughter is, like, the cutest thing EVER! She's so cute and cuddly she made me cry. God bless her. <3

[NeoTifa]

omigosh so cute <3

my moms tryna push me to have a behbeh. eh heh... no. i thought i was preggo last month, but im not
(even though the girls at work say the period doesnt mean anything and that they think im really preggo still and im like omg no im too young!!!!!!)

[Flying Mullet]

Your mother's pushing you to have a baby at 18/19? :eek:

[NeoTifa]

lol yea. she wants grandkids

[Nominus Experse]

I am always amazed by how such large things can be ejected from the vagoo.

Congratulations on having your parasite reach a new stage of its larval cycle.


I am glad to see that you are both healthy. Good luck.

[Breine]

That baby is cute as hell!

Anyway, congratulations! :)

[Jiro]

We need moar pics! Your baby is sooo cute, she's adorabubble! :D

[KoShiatar]

Yes, more pics please. <3

[Madame Adequate]

You can't go showing someone who is nearly 23 years old such a cute thing. :mad2: It makes my Primeval Directive be all "Yo! Hux! What the hell? Get on that, seriously, you need some genetic continuation!"

Baby is exceptionally cute, even by baby standards. I hope that you heal well =O

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Awww, so cute~

Congrats Avarice! Best of luck to the both of you!