T-Money

[Yamaneko]

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An Italian model and former "Big Brother" cast member says she is selling her virginity for nearly $1.5 million. Raffella Fico, 20, an aspiring actress who appeared on the Italian version of "Big Brother" this year, told the celebrity magazine Chi she will have sex for the first time with a man willing to pay $1,419,595 for the honor, ANSA reported Tuesday.
"I can't wait to see who's going to pull out the money to have me," she said. "I don't know what it's like to have sex."

Fico said despite her high asking price for her virginity, she plans to be choosy about the buyer.

"If I don't like him I'll just have a glass of wine and forget about it," she said.

Fico's brother was quoted by Chi as backing up his sister's claims of sexual purity.

"She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave," he told the magazine. "She's a devout Catholic and prays to Padre Pio every night."

[Shlup]

There are... no words. Except maybe DIE IN A FIRE.

[Yamaneko]

If it makes you feel any better I'd pay at least 1/1000 of that for you, Mandee.

[Shlup]

Actually, that does make me feel better. Thank you, Daddy.

[Roto13]

Fico's brother was quoted by Chi as backing up his sister's claims of sexual purity.

"She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave," he told the magazine. "She's a devout Catholic and prays to Padre Pio every night."

That's somehow not very convincing.

[rubah]

I didn't know catholics endorsed prostitution!

[Roto13]

Mary Magdeline for the motherfucking win.

[Yamaneko]

It's for charity.

[Big D]

So she's going to prostitute her virginity for a huge sum, and then drink herself into a state of amnesia if it's not good sex? Pillar of the community, right there.
She's guaranteed attention from ultra-rich, attention-whoring sleazes - "real men", in other words - but that's about it probably.

[Psychotic]

No thanks, Sharon from round the corner'll put out for a fiver.

[Remulak]

How can you tell whether she's a virgin or not? I'd be pissed if I paid then find out she's not a virgin. I'd want my money back.

[Yamaneko]

Yeah, but God looks down on her with disdain.

[Ouch!]

I thought this thread was about Del Murder. I am not sure if I'm disappointed by the unexpected subject or not.

[Shlup]

It is about Del. Keep up.

[Miriel]

If she is a virgin, I bet she's the kind that's done everything but the actual deed.

[Remulak]

Virgin sex is probably the worst sex ever. I wouldn't want to go through that.

[Shlup]

What?! Virgin sex is the best. I love virgin sex.

Not with me as the virgin though.

Though I say that if this chick's a virgin, she's taken it in the pooper at least.

[Remulak]

What else am I talking about? Horny MILFs biggest fantasy is to smurf a 17 year old boy and taking his virginity away from him.

No, I'm talking about taking virginity away from girls. I've never had the pleasure(?) but it's something that is definitely not on my list of things to do before I die.

[Bunny]

I'd go as high as $1.50. She's pretty unattractive.

[Montoya]

lol I get my check from work tomorrow. I think I'll buy a big mac instead and call it a day.

[Sergeant Hartman]

It would be good if a group of men all chipped in for the money.

[Levian]

Pfft I bet she even got voted out first on Big Brother. Nobody wants the BB rejects.

[Rantz]

I'm planning on doing something similar soon so you can start bidding now.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Come on people. Seriously? You wouldn't have sex with her? Let's be real for a second. She is attractive and at least I can give her that. But it's perfectly understandable if you don't wanna pay that much money for it. That doesn't mean she ugly on the outside. She's just probably a fuckin' dead wanna be hooker on the inside. And that's probably literally. Besides, it doesn't take a scientist to know that bitches without Pimps are wildin' out these days and it takes a man to straighten them out like Ike did Tina (LMAO that was a joke). In the Pimp codes of distress, this would be a code 343; prositute seen without a pimp. Which is bad for business mind you...:rolleyes2

[Sergeant Hartman]

like Ike did Tina
:sing: What's love got to do-WHEN I'M RIPPING ALL THROUGH YOUR WHOLE CREW!!

[Marky Tee]

if i had the money i would definatly go for it
and typhoon takin a girls virginty is obviosly better cause its much tighter...
cept for the mess thats left afterword

[TyphoonThaReapa]

if i had the money i would definatly go for it
and typhoon takin a girls virginty is obviosly better cause its much tighter...
cept for the mess thats left afterword

What's better is actually gettin' paid for pimpin' whore like this and makin' money. Can you say profit? I bet you can...:rolleyes2


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:cool:

Edit: Her brother is definally a Pimp...That's so cool. He's gonna go down in P.I.M.P history for this!

[Moon Rabbits]

How come all I can think of is "I did it for the lulz!"?

[Bunny]

Come on people. Seriously? You wouldn't have sex with her?

No, I wouldn't. Even if it were free.

[Croyles]

She cant get away with this right? its illegal. Unless she changes her stance to "YOU WILL JUST SO HAPPEN TO DROP THE MONEY IN THE HOTEL FLOOR after having sex with me".



"She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave," he told the magazine. "She's a devout Catholic and prays to Padre Pio every night."

Lol the irony in this statement is priceless!

[black orb]

willing to pay $1,419,595 for the honor
>>> Kind of expensive, with that money I could make my own harem of 10 virgins.

[Serapy]

What is a virgin?

[Denmark]

She cant get away with this right? its illegal. Unless she changes her stance to "YOU WILL JUST SO HAPPEN TO DROP THE MONEY IN THE HOTEL FLOOR after having sex with me".

She's Italian, you know those Europeans are lax with their laws.

I think it would be hilarious if no one made an offer. "She will have sex with a man willing to pay for the honor" is really putting yourself up on a really high pedestal, isn't it? And honestly, $1.5 million?

For those with attention deficiency disorders, here is a summarized snippet of the general ramblings for you to ponder over - there are so many things wrong with this it's hilarious

PS I like the new tl;<x>dr wordfilter

[scrumpleberry]

This article and some of the thread responses are very lulz. If she wants to be a whore, let her. It won't do anything for her fame, which is obviously what she's trying to pick up.

[Remulak]

She cant get away with this right? its illegal.

Why not? It's her body. Why should anyone care?

[Croyles]

She's Italian, you know those Europeans are lax with their laws.

Prostitution is still illegal in Italy and 99% of all other european countries, and im european too, if your wondering. :p

[Heath]

No thanks, Sharon from round the corner'll put out for a fiver.

You're getting ripped off. Was only £2.50 last I heard.

I like how she said that if she doesn't like him, she'll just have a drink with him. Sounds like a cunning plan!

[Comet]

If she doesn't like me, would I get my money back at least?

[Linus]

God I love Final Fantasy.

[Yar]

Where's the romance? :(

[Marky Tee]

maybe itl be red wine they drink
thats romantic
well it would be in my house the only wine me and my girlfriend drink its buckfast

[Flying Mullet]

With that kind of attitude I'd meet her for dinner, make sure we have an expensive meal, tell her she was hot in the photo but in person she's a dog and then pull a dine and dash.




Yeah, I'm all talk. :aimsad:

[Del Murder]

Throw the sister in too and I'll think about it.