The man. The myth. The legend. The birthday.

[I Took the Red Pill]

And now a reading from the first chapter of Genesis.

And God said, Let there be Dan: and there was Dan.
And God saw the Dan, that it was good: and God divided the Dan from the fail (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/momiji.html)ures.

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These two sentences chronicle the birth of a demi-God who has decided to grace these unworthy plains of vBulletin with his overwhelming presence. A man who destroys all in Halo, Enemy Territory, and just about any other game that has no bearing on real life. A man who has been raped by fat women after being so intoxicated that he could not say "no". A man who professes to love penis more than breathing. A man who has penetrated Aaron Freed (numerous times). And, above all, a brown man. These few sentences chronicle the birth of DK, and as a tradition, every September 23rd, to honor such a momentous event, we heathens bow down before Him and thank Him for even associating with us unworthy whelps. Happy Birthday to you Dan, Breaker of Failures.

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I love you.

[Christmas]

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First post! Happy Birthday! :bigsmile:


Here is my present!! It is a COW WITH LIGHTSABERS!!!


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[Psychotic]

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"I could not ask for a better birthday present"

smurf you jcube34, hb dude. :up:

[Ouch!]

Happy birthday, chief.

Edit: Yeah, I'm lazy and don't have a clever picture. Deal with it.

[Lawr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY d00d!!!!!


Guess who I am? Steven Segal! Hopefully, you'll know what I'm talking about! :jess:


PS. The cow with lightsabers OWNs

[Roto13]

hbd *poke*

[Yar]

I'm confused. Whose birthday is it?

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'm confused. Whose birthday is it?

Why, it's DK's birthday! :bigsmile:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN I LOVE YOU FOREVER let's have internet bbz k?:choc2:

[CimminyCricket]

Happy Birthday! :cD

[Rye]

Huxley and I have been trying to think of something relevant and spectacular to post here, but we've just been had by you, Keith.

Spectacular thread for a spectacular man. Kumar, the memories with you never end, from WHERE'D YOU GO to MANPOWAH SEXYBEAMUUUU and all the hours of us watching our man Hard Gay to your rapping, to your hitting on Hux on webcam and our epic conversations. Epic bastard. <3

[LunarWeaver]

Happy one! :jess:

[Levian]

Geoffrey, Gnurpen and I congratulate you furiously.

[Rantz]

HB etc.!

[XxSephirothxX]

Did you know that Bungie released Halo 3's Title Update 2 today just for you? It's true!

Happy Birthday, Dan. There truly isn't enough room in the world for two such as you. :monster:

[Loony BoB]

Snappy smurfday honey.

[NeoCracker]

*Huggles DK's bitchtits*

[Flying Mullet]

Happy Birthday Don.

[Blue Harvest]

Happy birthday.

[Jessweeee♪]

O:


Happy Birthday :bounce:

[Bahamut2000X]

Happy birthday you sexy beast. :D

[scrumpleberry]

Happy Birthday DK!

:cookie:

[Fonzie]

I toast to the man that once nearly took me down emotionally! :D

Happy Birthday, Hard-Gay!

[Leeza]

Happy birthday. :)

[Aerith's Knight]

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Happy birthday, big guy. :)

[NeoTifa]

lulz hb

[Freya]

Happy birthday you sidekick ;)

[Shauna]

Happy Birthday Dan! :D

[DK]

Haha Keith I swear every time I see this thread I died, best birthday thread post ever. Love you so much.

Anyway yeah, thanks everyone, you are all beautiful people and I love you :kaoclove:

[Zeldy]

Happy Birthday, Dan :}

[Rocket Edge]

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTNER!!!!"

[DK]

HAHAHA smurf YES DONAL

love you so much right now :heart:

[Heath]

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Both me and Sir Trev are wishing you an excellent birthday, Dan. Hope you have a good one.

[Caraliz]

today I gave all four of my cats a flea bath in honor of your birthday

[I Don't Need A Name]

Harpy Birthday!

[Cz]

"It's Dan's Birthday! Hell yeah!!!

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I echo Paulo's sentiments. :greenie: