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rubah
09-29-2008, 08:08 PM
Does it weird you out to think of your parents having sex? (not necessarily with each other, just whatever)

Remulak
09-29-2008, 08:11 PM
My parents have never had sex. It's a virtual unknown.

Zeldy
09-29-2008, 08:11 PM
Yes, it's worse when you hear it too. oh dear god that was horrible.

Rantz
09-29-2008, 08:13 PM
It was a bit weird when I heard it one time but I generally just think nothing of it.

scrumpleberry
09-29-2008, 08:14 PM
No, not at all. It's never bothered me x) They never say anything about it to me, so why should I care?

Flying Mullet
09-29-2008, 08:19 PM
I tend not to think about it too much. I know it's happened, I just don't want to know the details.

Roto13
09-29-2008, 08:20 PM
My parents have never had sex. The stork brought me.

Bunny
09-29-2008, 08:24 PM
No, not really. I stumbled in on my mother and her boyfriend having sex once and another time I accidentally discovered my mother's vibrator. It was a weird and awkward situation but I didn't really care afterwards.

Spatvark
09-29-2008, 08:44 PM
I once found my father's erection device. Really could have done without that image in my head.

rubah
09-29-2008, 08:51 PM
e. . . erection device?

erikramza
09-29-2008, 10:33 PM
Nice title.
My parents are both virgins.

Araciel
09-29-2008, 10:46 PM
Meh... It doesn't weird me out, but I don't think of it unless someone makes a thread about it.

Vermachtnis
09-29-2008, 10:58 PM
Where you watching That 70s Show? Cause that episode was just on. And I, try not to think about it. Just keeping it outta my mind.

ljkkjlcm9
09-29-2008, 11:04 PM
you think that's weird... people's grandparents are having sex (not mine, they're dead)... now think about that one!

THE JACKEL

Lawr
09-29-2008, 11:07 PM
Darn it all.

Levian
09-29-2008, 11:09 PM
I don't think my dad gets much action, but they are funny people I must say. Let me paint you a picture.

My mother is a christian
Her drawer has a bible and a boring book in it, about girls on a farm or something

My father is an ex-sailor
His drawer has condoms, porn, lube and a spiky dildo in it.

rubah
09-29-2008, 11:12 PM
Where you watching That 70s Show? Cause that episode was just on. And I, try not to think about it. Just keeping it outta my mind.
no I just saw erikramza's thread title and kept thinking it said this


you think that's weird... people's grandparents are having sex (not mine, they're dead)... now think about that one!

THE JACKAL

my parents are grandparents

kikimm
09-29-2008, 11:19 PM
I dunno. I try not to think about my dad having sex cause *shudder*, but it's easier with my mom. I mean, not that I think about her having sex, but we've talked about the subject quite a bit, and I've heard the story of how she lost her virginity countless times since it was first told to me when I was a child. So it just seems more normal I guess. D:

louby_4eva
09-29-2008, 11:39 PM
There's nothing wrong with parents having sex, they're human and enjoy it just as much as everyone else :D :D :D
I used to find it weird but then I matured.

Smile and Be happy :love:

Akaria
09-29-2008, 11:41 PM
I heard them one night and thought my father was hurting my mom:D

Other than that, I try to keep away from the images. I prefer to think of them as asexual.

Yar
09-29-2008, 11:41 PM
As long as I don't dwell on it, I don't feel disgusted. My parents are divorced anyway.

But until you walk in on your grandparents, you can't even start to say how horrifying your parents having sex is. :X

Brennan
09-30-2008, 01:19 AM
It's the reason I'm here not, isn't it? :D

Fonzie
09-30-2008, 01:28 AM
It's the reason I'm here not, isn't it? :D

That's what you think :lol:

Sir Lancealot
09-30-2008, 01:36 AM
Sometimes when I was younger I'd wake up in the middle of the night and hear my parents doing it. I always wondered what the smurf they were doing.

Momiji
09-30-2008, 02:14 AM
It's more disturbing when it's your mother and your stepfather.


*shudder*

Yar
09-30-2008, 02:19 AM
It's more disturbing when it's your mother and your stepfather.


*shudder*

No it's not. It's only half as disturbing. :p

Hambone
09-30-2008, 02:26 AM
Yes, it's worse when you hear it too. oh dear god that was horrible.

QFT, I cried for 3 hours.

Momiji
09-30-2008, 02:29 AM
It's more disturbing when it's your mother and your stepfather.


*shudder*

No it's not. It's only half as disturbing. :p

Right, when you hear noises coming from their bedroom; your mom with some guy you hardly know....

NeoTifa
09-30-2008, 02:32 AM
i was too young to remember. the only memories of my parents when they were toegether were of fighting and screaming :(

but my mother-in-law-to-be keeps talking about her and her husband and tries to get details outta me XD im like....uhhhhh no

Goldenboko
09-30-2008, 03:18 AM
I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.

erikramza
09-30-2008, 03:25 AM
I wish I had a step daddy for my mother to fuck...
I'd slap hands with the both of them afterwords!
Give them 'props' n http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif. Yea boy, what's gud?

Goldenboko
09-30-2008, 03:27 AM
I wish I had a step daddy for my mother to smurf...
I'd slap hands with the both of them afterwords!
Give them 'props' n http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif. Yea boy, what's gud?

That's pretty fucked up.

erikramza
09-30-2008, 03:31 AM
I wish I had a step daddy for my mother to smurf...
I'd slap hands with the both of them afterwords!
Give them 'props' n :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Yea boy, what's gud?

That's pretty smurfed up.

No, I'm not quite sure if I was 100% serious.
I am sorry for wasting all of your valuable finalfantasy related (only not related) forum posting & reading time.

Goldenboko
09-30-2008, 03:35 AM
I wish I had a step daddy for my mother to smurf...
I'd slap hands with the both of them afterwords!
Give them 'props' n :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Yea boy, what's gud?

That's pretty smurfed up.

No, I'm not quite sure if I was 100% serious.
I am sorry for wasting all of your valuable finalfantasy related (only not related) forum posting & reading time.

I'm not quite sure if that was just me being a dick.

erikramza
09-30-2008, 03:38 AM
I wish I had a step daddy for my mother to smurf...
I'd slap hands with the both of them afterwords!
Give them 'props' n :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Yea boy, what's gud?

That's pretty smurfed up.

No, I'm not quite sure if I was 100% serious.
I am sorry for wasting all of your valuable finalfantasy related (only not related) forum posting & reading time.

I'm not quite sure if that was just me being a dick.

I love you.

EDIT: Fuck! I did it again!

Yar
09-30-2008, 03:42 AM
I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.

For all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:

Goldenboko
09-30-2008, 03:43 AM
I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.

For all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:

Unlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.

Bunny
09-30-2008, 03:51 AM
I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.

For all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:

Unlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.

Perhaps they are playing Monopoly and do not want to be disturbed.

Goldenboko
09-30-2008, 03:52 AM
I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.

For all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:

Unlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.

Perhaps they are playing Monopoly and do not want to be disturbed.

Monopoly is kept in my closet. >:0

Yar
09-30-2008, 03:54 AM
Geez, GoBo, it sounds like you really hope they're having sex. ;_;




:D

Leeza
09-30-2008, 03:55 AM
There's nothing wrong with parents having sex, they're human and enjoy it just as much as everyone else :D :D :D
I used to find it weird but then I matured.

Smile and Be happy :love:
QFT.

Really guys. You think people stop being human once they hit 30? :cat:

Bunny
09-30-2008, 03:55 AM
I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.

For all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:

Unlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.

Perhaps they are playing Monopoly and do not want to be disturbed.

Monopoly is kept in my closet. >:0

FINE THEN MAYBE YOUR MOTHER IS VIOLATING YOUR FATHER'S NO NO PLACE WITH A SPIKY VIBRATOR THEY NAMED MARCUS AND LOVE MORE THAN YOU.

Is that better, Mr. Denial?

Yar
09-30-2008, 03:56 AM
There's nothing wrong with parents having sex, they're human and enjoy it just as much as everyone else
I used to find it weird but then I matured.

Smile and Be happy
QFT.

Really guys. You think people stop being human once they hit 30?
No, it's the rules. :p Everyone else in the world can do it, just not my parents.

It's just... gross. :rolleyes2

Goldenboko
09-30-2008, 04:01 AM
I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.

For all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:

Unlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.

Perhaps they are playing Monopoly and do not want to be disturbed.

Monopoly is kept in my closet. >:0

FINE THEN MAYBE YOUR MOTHER IS VIOLATING YOUR FATHER'S NO NO PLACE WITH A SPIKY VIBRATOR THEY NAMED MARCUS AND LOVE MORE THAN YOU.

Is that better, Mr. Denial?

...Almost.

Leeza
09-30-2008, 04:07 AM
Anymore quotes and posts get deleted.

Bunny
09-30-2008, 04:09 AM
Anymore quotes and posts get deleted.

Aww, but Leeza!

Momiji
09-30-2008, 04:17 AM
Really guys. You think people stop being human once they hit 30? :cat:

That doesn't mean that one can still find it an unpleasant thing to think about. You don't have to be immature about it to associate it with something that you don't want to particularly want to think about.

erikramza
09-30-2008, 04:23 AM
Really guys. You think people stop being human once they hit 30? :cat:

That doesn't mean that one can still find it an unpleasant thing to think about. You don't have to be immature about it to associate it with something that you don't want to particularly want to think about.

My parents smurfed, and I came out. My parents still smurf, because that's what people do. If I were to think that was 'unpleasant' then I'd consider myself quite immature. I'm sure they have a jolly good time, that they can go ahead and keep having. I AM HERE BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY DID, AND MOST LIKELY STILL DO. So what say can I even have about it?
The whole step parent thing is different I'm sure. Well, that is to say I don't know anything about it. So my opinion is geared towards biological parents.

IF YOU FIND IT UNPLEASANT, AND ARE REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT, smurfing go outside for a half hour, and hang out.
The night is more beautiful than the day anyways.

Momiji
09-30-2008, 04:24 AM
The whole step parent thing is different I'm sure. Well, that is to say I don't know anything about it. So my opinion is geared towards biological parents.


I was still referring to the whole step parent thing in my previous post. :p

Caraliz
09-30-2008, 05:07 AM
My parents hate eachother. They probably have wild sex, if they have it at all. My guess is no, as the sleeping in different bedrooms kinda puts that thought to rest.

Also I never want to get old. :(

erikramza
09-30-2008, 05:10 AM
My parents hate eachother. They probably have wild sex, if they have it at all. My guess is no, as the sleeping in different bedrooms kinda puts that thought to rest.

Also I never want to get old. :(

Let's go to never-never land! Peter Pan is choice.

Caraliz
09-30-2008, 05:14 AM
My parents hate eachother. They probably have wild sex, if they have it at all. My guess is no, as the sleeping in different bedrooms kinda puts that thought to rest.

Also I never want to get old. :(

Let's go to never-never land! Peter Pan is choice.
Captain Hook is sexy, I'm in!

erikramza
09-30-2008, 05:18 AM
http://www.maximonline.com/uploadedCmsFiles/Slides/hook_3146.jpg

Caraliz
09-30-2008, 05:30 AM
:bowpanties: :bowpanties: :bowpanties:

oh no, rabid fangirls have begun throwing their panties!

rubah
09-30-2008, 05:33 AM
alright, this thread for leeza's benefit:
how do you feel about knowing when nicole has sex!?

also, gobo I totally forgot you were talking about peanut butter when you said your dad "chews like a beast" and I threw up in my mouth a little ;)

Wolf Kanno
09-30-2008, 05:36 AM
My parents divorced when I was very young and neither got remarried or even bothered to date anyone...

I wish they would both get laid now cause god damn I'm certain the lack of sex is why they both act the way they do... I need to buy my a mom a vibrator for Christmas and Dad needs some lube and for me to add a few sites to his favorites list. :cool:

Yamaneko
09-30-2008, 05:38 AM
When my mother dreamt of a wise man on a white elephant I was birthed from her side ten months later. No procreation was involved.

Goldenboko
09-30-2008, 03:59 PM
alright, this thread for leeza's benefit:
how do you feel about knowing when nicole has sex!?

also, gobo I totally forgot you were talking about peanut butter when you said your dad "chews like a beast" and I threw up in my mouth a little ;)

I was waiting for someone to comment on that xD

Shiny
09-30-2008, 06:14 PM
Yes, it's worse when you hear it too. oh dear god that was horrible.
It's even worse when you catch your parents doing it doggy style. :Oo:

louby_4eva
09-30-2008, 10:25 PM
It's even worse when you catch your parents doing it doggy style. :Oo:

I'd be happy to catch my mother and some guy doing that...well, not happy happy, I wouldn't be happy catching anyone having sex, but I'd be happy knowing that she's having a good sex life. It generally means the relationship is in a good place :D :D :D

Smile and Be happy :love:

Araciel
09-30-2008, 11:52 PM
I've never caught my parents doing anything more than touching each other inappropriately while in mixed company.

zaqwert
10-01-2008, 12:51 AM
I don't think I would want to imagine this. Kinda sounds like a scary thought. :D

~*~Celes~*~
10-01-2008, 08:12 AM
I've heard my mom's vibrator and I found it one day in her drawer when looking for her class ring. That was quite scary enough for me.

The thought of them having sex doesn't really bother me as much as it used to, but it's still not pleasant to think about :p

Jess
10-01-2008, 05:56 PM
I don't think of my parents having sex. It's perfectly normal. I'm sure they don't like to think about me having sex, either.

Jebus
10-04-2008, 03:38 AM
I don't have parents. I came into being already fully formed at the beginning of time.

Shlup
10-04-2008, 03:49 AM
I'm cool with it. My dad's a known whore and my mom could use a good lay.

Jiro
10-04-2008, 03:55 AM
It's none of my business, so I don't think about it. I don't mind, they can do what they like. I just don't like thinking about it in case images start popping into my head, in which case it becomes weird and scary. :(