Open newbie thread

[theundeadhero]

This thread is open for any newbie who has never posted here at the forums to come say hello. Feel free to talk about anything else you would like in your newbie thread as well. Let's all say hello to our mystery newbie.

Welcome! :ghost:

[I Don't Need A Name]

i never had a newbie thread!
HI. im Andy. im no where near new. How y'all doing?

[theundeadhero]

Read the rules and stop stealing the newbies stuff!

who has never posted here at the forums

[Remulak]

This thread would seem to cancel out the effect, then.

[Baloki]

Hi my names Baloki and I'm an <strike>alcoholic</strike>newbie.

[Rantz]

Pre-emptive welcome to all involved.

[demondude]

This thread will die before any newbie bothers saying hi. xD

[scrumpleberry]

And he's a poet and he didn't even know it. Don't be shy, lurkers, come and say hello!

[Nominus Experse]

I want to meet the Yahoo Shlurp! Spider again

[Mercen-X]

Hello. I'm not new, I've had a newberry thread, and I've been posting for thousands of years. You know who I am and if you don't, your recognition and reasoning functions are damaged. I'm posting here because as someone stated in an earlier post, it's unlikely that a real newb (who hasn't posted before) would bother coming here to make their debut when they could just as easily create their own newb thread or post elsewhere. This effectively renders this thread unnecessary.:moomba::choc:
With that said, "here I come to wreck the DAY!!!!" That is all.

[Google Slurp Spider]

I want to meet the Yahoo Shlurp! Spider againI got rid of him long ago :shifty:

[demondude]

Whos' second account are you? xD

[Quindiana Jones]

This thread will die before any newbie bothers saying hi. xD


And he's a poet and he didn't even know it. Don't be shy, lurkers, come and say hello!

Yes. Yes, he is. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/112703-p-my-mates-poem.html)

[demondude]

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