Maybe one about me.

[Rantz]

An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.

If you had one chance make the staff do your bidding, whatever you can think of, what would it be?

And people! Use your judgement and keep it inappropriate and barely within the rules.

[Momiji]

I wish to have a 100x100 avatar instead of a 60x60 one. :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Change my ruddy name. Can't pronounce it, indeed. xD

Either that, or a nice green custom. I like green.

[Yar]

I'd like one of the staff to announce their surrender in the hostile takeover of the forums I've been plotting. :radred:

[Psychotic]

An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.Done. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/announcements.html)

[Rye]

Bring back to the porn forum! :cry:

[scrumpleberry]

Department of Rantz security cx

Take us all to Barbados for a month. Out of their own pocket. c:<

[qwertysaur]

Either a few new smilies or filters that would cause utter chaos. XD

[Flying Mullet]

Bring back to the porn forum! :cry:
It's not gone... :shifty:

[Heath]

Attack Button. For the love of God, the Attack Button.

[Rantz]

I always knew it would be you, Psy. :jess:

[Bunny]

First, I would have them ban the first ten active members that have screen names beginning with the letter "T". Second, I would have them change the name of several prominent members to the names over other prominent members. Third, I would have them change the names of lesser known, but still decently popular, members to names of Sailor Moon and her friends. Lastly, I would have all of the moderators promoted to administrators and all the administrators demoted to moderators.

As a bonus, I would have Loony BoB drawn and quartered for crimes against the Internet.

[LunarWeaver]

I'd have them word filter Joss Whedon into "Sexy Sexual McSexy God".

[rubah]

I think Del Murder was secretly hoping someone would ask him to record the Mountain Cat Requiem.

[Remulak]

I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.

[Flying Mullet]

I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.
I don't get it. :confused:

[Remulak]

You're sharp as a marble like usual.

[Flying Mullet]

That's what mama always told me growing up!

[Psychotic]

I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.Yeah, I tried for a position at Eyes on Comedy but my audition failed, so now I'm stuck here. I can try again next year, though, and I reckon I can make the grade 'cause I've learned a killer routine about bees. PM me if you want to hear it!

[XxSephirothxX]

I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.
Maybe it's just my particular brand of humor, but I think it's going to be pretty entertaining when we ban you.

[rubah]

yeah, that's just you

[Marshall Banana]

I think I'd want the staff to give me the ability to change members' avatars. =O

[Levian]

I think I'd actually clean up the Archive. throw some useless stuff out in GC and remove some subforums.

Then afterwards I would read everyone's PM's and organize them into folders!

[Miriel]

Change [/ psy] to [/ miriel]. *sulks*

[Madame Adequate]

Once I would have said put Monda in charge, but she'd just use the power to steal my Rye from me. So no.

Instead I would have them create a Triumvirate at the head of EoFF, consisted of Red Pill, DK, and a bucket of fish. I would decimate the staff. Ten times. (Leaving approximately 35% of the staff still in power.)

Also we would change from Eyes on Final Fantasy to Eyes on Bleys' Crotch and I would make Psy change every forum name to some sort of sex-related pun.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'd have the word "bandwagon" censored to something silly!

[Navi]

An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.
That's OK because I never had a clue who the hell you were to begin with.

[Marshall Banana]

Once I would have said put Monda in charge, but she'd just use the power to steal my Rye from me. So no.
Put me in charge, and I will create new holidays; I will create parades; everyone will be a strawberry, a watermelon, chocolate, a Gummi bear, candy, panties, or a Disney Princess; thread icons will turn into strawberries and candies; everyone's signature will include my Chocolate Chip song; and everyone will contract strawberry virus.

Then you'll have a rich feeling.

[NeoTifa]

id ban the sig nazis

[Nominus Experse]

I want dancing penises to cascade down the home screen with the Blaster Master theme song playing.

[Remulak]

I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.
Maybe it's just my particular brand of humor, but I think it's going to be pretty entertaining when we ban you.

Can't take a hit? I find it amusing to challenge your way of thinking then you rebutting my attacks.
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</br> See, what's happening here is that you are NOW being funny by accident. Now you have my respect.

[Momiji]

Can't take a hit? I find it amusing to challenge your way of thinking then you rebutting my attacks.
</br>
</br> See, what's happening here is that you are NOW being funny by accident. Now you have my respect.

I'm sensing some familiar vibes here. <!--*cough* Vincent, Thunder God *cough*-->

[Rantz]

An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.
That's OK because I never had a clue who the hell you were to begin with.
Oh Navi, let's be best friends forever. http://www.skjeret.com/images/ZeldaAniGifs/ChildLink.gifhttp://www.skjeret.com/images/ZeldaAniGifs/Fairy.gif

[erikramza]

Armature porn forum. Where WE make the videos.

[Blue Harvest]

I'd have A Most Loved Man's usernote priviliges removed FOREVER.

[Flying Mullet]

I'd have A Most Loved Man's everyone's usernote priviliges removed FOREVER.

[Blue Harvest]

Don't put words in my mouth Mulletface :mad:

[Flying Mullet]

Don't put mouth in my words Mulletface :mad:

[Cz]

I thought you guys had modded Rantzien but then I felt as though someone had ripped out my heart and thrown it against the wall. :cry:

[rubah]

Armature porn forum. Where WE make the videos.

What about an armchair porn forum :O

[Christmas]

http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/174514-Gender-Equality-amp-Women-s-empowerment

[Mr Gashtacular]

i would have all the staff take a nice day off and do some team-building over dinner or something and just generally let them relax from all the hard work they do :)

[Vasher]

i would have all the staff take a nice day off and do some team-building over dinner or something and just generally let them relax from all the hard work they do :)

“Team-building”; I’m imaging the creation of new members and staff… via an all inclusive orgy.

As to the RSVP, unfortunately, wifey and I won’t be attending.

[Shauna]

i would have all the staff take a nice day off and do some team-building over dinner or something and just generally let them relax from all the hard work they do :)

yes... we sure do need a break...