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Rantz
10-08-2008, 08:53 PM
An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.

If you had one chance make the staff do your bidding, whatever you can think of, what would it be?

And people! Use your judgement and keep it inappropriate and barely within the rules.

Momiji
10-08-2008, 08:55 PM
I wish to have a 100x100 avatar instead of a 60x60 one. :D

Huckleberry Quin
10-08-2008, 08:57 PM
Change my ruddy name. Can't pronounce it, indeed. xD

Either that, or a nice green custom. I like green.

Yar
10-08-2008, 08:57 PM
I'd like one of the staff to announce their surrender in the hostile takeover of the forums I've been plotting. :radred:

Psychotic
10-08-2008, 09:04 PM
An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.Done. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/announcements.html)

Rye
10-08-2008, 09:19 PM
Bring back to the porn forum! :cry:

scrumpleberry
10-08-2008, 09:30 PM
Department of Rantz security cx

Take us all to Barbados for a month. Out of their own pocket. c:<

qwertysaur
10-08-2008, 09:35 PM
Either a few new smilies or filters that would cause utter chaos. XD

Flying Mullet
10-08-2008, 09:40 PM
Bring back to the porn forum! :cry:
It's not gone... :shifty:

Heath
10-08-2008, 09:51 PM
Attack Button. For the love of God, the Attack Button.

Rantz
10-08-2008, 10:08 PM
I always knew it would be you, Psy. :jess:

Bunny
10-08-2008, 10:16 PM
First, I would have them ban the first ten active members that have screen names beginning with the letter "T". Second, I would have them change the name of several prominent members to the names over other prominent members. Third, I would have them change the names of lesser known, but still decently popular, members to names of Sailor Moon and her friends. Lastly, I would have all of the moderators promoted to administrators and all the administrators demoted to moderators.

As a bonus, I would have Loony BoB drawn and quartered for crimes against the Internet.

LunarWeaver
10-08-2008, 10:27 PM
I'd have them word filter Joss Whedon into "Sexy Sexual McSexy God".

rubah
10-08-2008, 10:49 PM
I think Del Murder was secretly hoping someone would ask him to record the Mountain Cat Requiem.

Remulak
10-08-2008, 11:08 PM
I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.

Flying Mullet
10-08-2008, 11:12 PM
I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.
I don't get it. :confused:

Remulak
10-08-2008, 11:26 PM
You're sharp as a marble like usual.

Flying Mullet
10-08-2008, 11:41 PM
That's what mama always told me growing up!

Psychotic
10-09-2008, 12:16 AM
I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.Yeah, I tried for a position at Eyes on Comedy but my audition failed, so now I'm stuck here. I can try again next year, though, and I reckon I can make the grade 'cause I've learned a killer routine about bees. PM me if you want to hear it!

XxSephirothxX
10-09-2008, 12:24 AM
I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.
Maybe it's just my particular brand of humor, but I think it's going to be pretty entertaining when we ban you.

rubah
10-09-2008, 12:26 AM
yeah, that's just you

Marshall Banana
10-09-2008, 12:54 AM
I think I'd want the staff to give me the ability to change members' avatars. =O

Levian
10-09-2008, 01:26 AM
I think I'd actually clean up the Archive. throw some useless stuff out in GC and remove some subforums.

Then afterwards I would read everyone's PM's and organize them into folders!

Miriel
10-09-2008, 01:38 AM
Change [/ psy] to [/ miriel]. *sulks*

Madame Adequate
10-09-2008, 01:53 AM
Once I would have said put Monda in charge, but she'd just use the power to steal my Rye from me. So no.

Instead I would have them create a Triumvirate at the head of EoFF, consisted of Red Pill, DK, and a bucket of fish. I would decimate the staff. Ten times. (Leaving approximately 35% of the staff still in power.)

Also we would change from Eyes on Final Fantasy to Eyes on Bleys' Crotch and I would make Psy change every forum name to some sort of sex-related pun.

Jessweeee♪
10-09-2008, 01:58 AM
I'd have the word "bandwagon" censored to something silly!

Navi
10-09-2008, 02:01 AM
An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.
That's OK because I never had a clue who the hell you were to begin with.

Marshall Banana
10-09-2008, 02:16 AM
Once I would have said put Monda in charge, but she'd just use the power to steal my Rye from me. So no.
Put me in charge, and I will create new holidays; I will create parades; everyone will be a strawberry, a watermelon, chocolate, a Gummi bear, candy, panties, or a Disney Princess; thread icons will turn into strawberries and candies; everyone's signature will include my Chocolate Chip song; and everyone will contract strawberry virus.

Then you'll have a rich feeling.

NeoTifa
10-09-2008, 02:56 AM
id ban the sig nazis

Nominus Experse
10-09-2008, 03:30 AM
I want dancing penises to cascade down the home screen with the Blaster Master theme song playing.

Remulak
10-09-2008, 05:37 AM
I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.
Maybe it's just my particular brand of humor, but I think it's going to be pretty entertaining when we ban you.

Can't take a hit? I find it amusing to challenge your way of thinking then you rebutting my attacks.
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</br> See, what's happening here is that you are NOW being funny by accident. Now you have my respect.

Momiji
10-09-2008, 06:03 AM
Can't take a hit? I find it amusing to challenge your way of thinking then you rebutting my attacks.
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</br> See, what's happening here is that you are NOW being funny by accident. Now you have my respect.

I'm sensing some familiar vibes here. <!--*cough* Vincent, Thunder God *cough*-->

Rantz
10-09-2008, 09:18 AM
An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.
That's OK because I never had a clue who the hell you were to begin with.
Oh Navi, let's be best friends forever. http://www.skjeret.com/images/ZeldaAniGifs/ChildLink.gifhttp://www.skjeret.com/images/ZeldaAniGifs/Fairy.gif

erikramza
10-09-2008, 09:59 AM
Armature porn forum. Where WE make the videos.

Blue Harvest
10-09-2008, 12:00 PM
I'd have A Most Loved Man's usernote priviliges removed FOREVER.

Flying Mullet
10-09-2008, 03:00 PM
I'd have A Most Loved Man's everyone's usernote priviliges removed FOREVER.

Blue Harvest
10-09-2008, 03:05 PM
Don't put words in my mouth Mulletface :mad:

Flying Mullet
10-09-2008, 03:08 PM
Don't put mouth in my words Mulletface :mad:

Cz
10-09-2008, 07:22 PM
I thought you guys had modded Rantzien but then I felt as though someone had ripped out my heart and thrown it against the wall. :cry:

rubah
10-09-2008, 07:33 PM
Armature porn forum. Where WE make the videos.

What about an armchair porn forum :O