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Nominus Experse
10-16-2008, 03:54 AM
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Denmark
10-16-2008, 03:56 AM
Prove to me that it can be done and I will support it.

Oh well, it can't be done.

Momiji
10-16-2008, 03:59 AM
New name: The United States of Canada and that big land mass above it. :3

rubah
10-16-2008, 04:01 AM
Sadly the NDP are not in the majority i don't think.

Meat Puppet
10-16-2008, 04:57 AM
I find that my life is more enjoyable when I just pretend that Canada doesn’t exist

Leeza
10-16-2008, 05:00 AM
Sadly the NDP are not in the majority i don't think.

Nope. The Conservatives won again. I voted NDP.

Psychotic
10-16-2008, 05:05 AM
What the fuck is a "Canada"?

Realm25
10-16-2008, 05:07 AM
LOL Canada conquer America? they'd have to have a military first hahaha...no seriously though, they'd rather hold hands and sing and lick lolipops. It wouldn't happen in a million years.

ljkkjlcm9
10-16-2008, 05:21 AM
I'm sorry, but a country that debates about whether females can serve on submarines... while not even having submarines at the time.... yeah...

THE JACKEL

Dolentrean
10-16-2008, 05:25 AM
XD thats a good one.

Magixion
10-16-2008, 04:26 PM
The title of this topic just made me throw up in my mouth. That's how utterly disgusting this notion is. America will never bow down to a country that is inferior in every way! Long live America!

*Throws on his American Flag cape and grabs his Captain America shield*

Peegee
10-16-2008, 04:50 PM
We've already burned down your white house and your paltry attempts to take over York failed miserably.

I sometimes feel like you're shelbyville:

They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall


edit: I don't follow cdn politics

STOP MAKING ME VOTE

Rantz
10-16-2008, 05:06 PM
Woowoooo Swedeeeeen

Araciel
10-16-2008, 05:22 PM
What the smurf is a "Canada"?

Used to be a colony of yours I believe.


I'm sorry, but a country that debates about whether females can serve on submarines... while not even having submarines at the time.... yeah...

THE JACKAL

We have subs, they're just in the mall.

I voted ____, so of course I ____ with this idea.

NeoTifa
10-16-2008, 05:23 PM
oh yea, well i think the us should conquer canada AND mexico. case closed

The Summoner of Leviathan
10-16-2008, 07:15 PM
Sadly the NDP are not in the majority i don't think.

Nope. The Conservatives won again. I voted NDP.

Same.

It is hard for them to get into power since most do not see them as a viable option for a ruling party. Until Canadians change their mind about that, we'll continue to have Conservative and Liberal governments until the end of time. :/

lol the day Canada takes over the USA.

Montoya
10-16-2008, 08:47 PM
I find that my life is more enjoyable when I just pretend that Canada doesn’t exist

aquatius
10-16-2008, 08:58 PM
I think we should glue the world back together and re-form Pangaea.

Yar
10-16-2008, 09:15 PM
Canada has little reason to attack America, and America has little reason to attack Canada.

In Ohio, we have a memorial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry%27s_Victory_and_International_Peace_Memorial) that celebrates the long lasting international peace between our nations.

Exdeath
10-16-2008, 09:29 PM
Seriously. (http://torrentfreak.com/canadian-democrats-are-pro-bittorrent-and-against-throttling-081011/)

Do you not also agree, oh my fellow beleaguered EoFF of America?

No.
Just try, see the consequences, and never ask again.

Also, torrents give you viruses.

theundeadhero
10-16-2008, 09:34 PM
Bring it, bitches.

Earthworm Jim
10-16-2008, 09:58 PM
Hahaha, Canada taking something by force.

Man, now that's funny.

Del Murder
10-19-2008, 09:08 AM
Of course Canada is pro Bit Torrent. They wouldn't have been able to produce any of this media themselves.

Nominus Experse
10-19-2008, 10:57 AM
Of course Canada is pro Bit Torrent. They wouldn't have been able to produce any of this media themselves.
This made me lawl heartily.

Huckleberry Quin
10-19-2008, 12:39 PM
I'm pretty sure one Mountie is equal to about 4 States worth of armed forces. That's what the news said.

Nominus Experse
10-19-2008, 03:19 PM
Additionally, they wear red and have semi legalized cannabis.

Mounties are friendly - at least, all the ones I've met.

NeoTifa
10-19-2008, 03:52 PM
all i have to say about this is "dudley do-right"

Madame Adequate
10-19-2008, 08:18 PM
Yes, economic recessions and intermediary collapses are always superior!

Canada's time is coming. What with the average Canadian having higher debt than the average Briton or American, and the Canadian mortgage sector being in worse condition than either the US or UK was before they crashed.

Roto13
10-19-2008, 08:23 PM
I don't want America at this point. Too much of a fixer-upper.

Nominus Experse
10-19-2008, 10:06 PM
Yes, economic recessions and intermediary collapses are always superior!

Canada's time is coming. What with the average Canadian having higher debt than the average Briton or American, and the Canadian mortgage sector being in worse condition than either the US or UK was before they crashed.
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