The Official Shinra Party Thread

[theundeadhero]

Ruth's Chris Steak House wishes I inform you that they refuse your service based on the fact that they are a long time ShinRa party supporter. They ask you all to please leave immediately.

Now, I will have:
A medium rare 16 oz Kobe Beef
Mashed potatoes with gravy
caramelized banana cream pie

I do not wish for an appetizer or soup.

[Goldenboko]

Ruth's Chris Steak House wishes I inform you that they refuse your service based on the fact that they are a long time ShinRa party supporter. They ask you all to please leave immediately.

Now, I will have:
A medium rare 16 oz Kobe Beef
Mashed potatoes with gravy
caramelized banana cream pie

I do not wish for an appetizer or soup.

That sounds excellent. I will have the same, only I'd like New England Clam Chowdah as well.

[Laddy]

No. You're asking AVALANCHE to leave? Lies. Besides, Ruth's Chris Steak House agreed to the deal to support us.

Sound like TUH is telling porkies.

[Nice]

Elections?

[~*~Celes~*~]

What's this about building up a huge bill for my party at Olive Garden?! :nonono:

[qwertysaur]

Ah yes, that bill. I hope you know that my bank just called about your little trip. All olive garden establishments are now on watch for each and every one of you for identity theft. Except for Fate. Apparently there was a mix up and Olive Garden claims that you accidentally had his number on your pay list. But the rest of you, tsk tsk.

[Election Booth]

I would like to take the elections in a different direction for the time being. Yes, I am cross-posting this.

As of this moment, Shinra members are forbidden to post in the Avalanche Party thread. (no, this won't be permanent)

Instead, I would like you to turn your intentions inward - who will become the leader of Shinra?

As Shinra hail from the southern - ie, Final Fantasy - forums, here is a fun question for candidates. Imagine you are an FF character. Which FF character would you be and why?

[Aerith's Knight]

I post once in their thread... :greenie:

Well, two characters I guess.

Aerith(big suprise), cares for everyone, with a bit of fun mixed in with it.

And for real, Cid, no doubt. He's awsome written over a piece of cool. He still cares for his friends and helps everyone in trouble, even beside a little temper. He even has a sigar, where in any game do you still see that? :p

[qwertysaur]

I would be Yuna from FF X.

Like Yuna loved Spira, her home, I love EoFF.

I don't care about things such as making myself richer, because i don't need money. I am willing to sacrifice myself for everyone else.

[Goldenboko]

I'd be Zidane, I often go out of my way to help my friends when some people would question why. Thus I fit his motto "You don't need a reason to help people" quite well :holmes:

[Dolentrean]

I'd be Zidane, I often go out of my way to help my friends when some people would question why. Thus I fit his motto "You don't need a reason to help people" quite well :holmes:

Care about people? Vote Gobo!

[Election Booth]

Way to take a fun gesture and turn it into mean bantering guys. :p

[Tavrobel]

Ruth's Chris Steak House wishes I inform you that they refuse your service based on the fact that they are a long time ShinRa party supporter. They ask you all to please leave immediately.

Now, I will have:
A medium rare 16 oz Kobe Beef
Mashed potatoes with gravy
caramelized banana cream pie

I do not wish for an appetizer or soup.

Well, now that I'm no longer an Avalanche member, I fail to see why I would get pushed out, and I still have your money. So at least let me pay. With your money. It's the least I can do.

[Momiji]

You can have my leftovers, too. They'll be great for a late night snack. :heart:

Enjoy your elections.

[Dignified Pauper]

Marick D. Pauper here, live from the Shinra Party Headquarters where yours truly is reporting the facts, my opinions, and all the other drivel that goes along with journalistic integrity.

Well, lets not waste any more time!

The Shinra Party is the avid supporting group of the current administration. With members like Pureghetto, Del Murder - The original Elitist of the old Elitist Party -, and theundeadhero, it is evident that this party has the powerhouse of force behind them. Wanting to strengthen the already impressive amount of force the Cid's Knights can use, it is questionable whether they encourage Democracy or want a full blown Totalitarian Government, and with individuals like Old Levian in the mix, you really are gonna have a terrible time trying to find an argument that they encourage Democracy. If they win, it very well could be the end of freedom at Eyes on FF. But, as Barry Schwartz believes, less is more when it comes to choice! Let's take a closer look.

Privacy

Finding out Real Life Information: Under this administration, no one will be safe when it comes to personal information. While it's aims of finding real names and home addresses are a valiant effort to fight Citizen Bleys and supporters of his crotch, it begs the question. If we can go this far, how much farther can we go!? Soon, Cid's Knights might be asking for national identification numbers or demanding sex with your wives and husbands! Powers in the name of security, in some desperate times, may overstep on personal liberties, however, it is up to the people to establish what civil liberties may be too limited. Perhaps a nominee will stand on an altered platform, but with elitists like Del Murder, I imagine he would enforce more regulation than even the party platform suggests, especially the bit about sex with your significant others! All I can say is, I don't know what to make of it!

User Pages: Visitor Messages have become a powerful addendum to profile pages ever since they were formerly called usernotes. At first it became a spam haven, with members like Psychotic and Meat Puppet competing for the amount of usernotes they had received. However, the Cid's Knights began cracking down, and then, soon after, the usernotes became visitor messages when the entire new layout of profiles changed! Now, Cid's Knights are changing their status once again to reincorporate flame spamming to anyone who has posted in your visitor's message. They consider it a sacred right of Cid! Well where was this sacred right years ago during the usernote era? Can you trust this party given the record? Do you believe they have reformed. I can't make a decision for you, but just report the facts!

Power Authorizations

Zero Tolerance Policy: Avalanche might be in support of no banning that allows rampant chaos on the board, but Shinra offers the far opposite extreme. Shinra wants to implement a "three-strike" rule, and while this might seem gracious, really... how much is three-strikes and what to what extent does one have to failhard so badly that it counts as a strike. Does this mean one post of spam intended to be funny but falls on its face, or does this mean a huge upheaval of flames to burn down the forum? Does trying to assassinate the president count as one strike or do different actions carry multiple strike penalties? It seems evident that there is a lot of room for open interpretation and ultimately it relies on the nominee being selected after primaries, and if you the voter can trust them. Not to mention that, without voter registration, which they plan to disable, sooner or later everyone not in support of this party will be banned. All I have to say is that if Bleys' Crotch doesn't scare you, then you'll probably be scared of this party's stance.

Economy: Taxation and representation! TAXATION AND MISREPRESENTATION! It is no doubt that Corporations have begun funding a lot of the current administration's aims. Back in the old days, this reporter remembers a time when the forums were kept up to payment speed by the benevolent Cid, who accepted donations, but soon, coffers were running short, and prices to run the community were rising as it kept growing and growing, and fewer were donating. Corporations alleviated this problem as well as allowed for profits coming in! This allowed for new members to come in without worrying about having to pay for membership, which some forums still do. However, do we really want to start becoming so entangled with big money that the entire aspect of the forums start being about corporations and not the user? Things like Sony's Recognized Members or Nintendo's Cid's Knights might start becoming a conflict of interest causing skirmishes to break out between factions. And what of regular members!? Will each one start needing a corporate sponsor to join? What if I were Coca Cola's Dignified Pauper or if Psy became Psychotic Snickers? If this isn't handled properly, and the administration is only out to appease corporate sponsors, then we will have a very severe problem on our hands. However, if they focus on members and keep corporate sponsors within their limits, will this really be a bad thing?

The War: The GHF campaign has been a divided one. Ever since that blasted Bleys came here with his militant force and stirred up trouble. However, some feel we have overstayed our welcome and even felt that we have done more harm than good. Dr. Unne and Bleys are still at large, Raistlin goes there (God still hates him though), and there are Cid's Knights there being put in danger! However, let's not forget that we have been getting some revenu from GHF, but where has this revenue gone? Have we the members seen it? I haven't. Have you? Is it being stowed away for an emergency situation or are the current administrators spending it on hookers and blow? However, we can be confident that we won't see attacks from GHF officially if the war's campaign continues, but with so much focus on the board itself and not individuals, who is to say that we won't have a mass uprising on our hands because they move/create another board that we are unaware of. Already, there are many of the same members of GHF on other boards such as Jojo's Pink Themed board, whose name I cannot remember. If Bleys supporters move to there, will we follow them, or is the profit coming from GHF the current administrations only motivation and not the security of you, the voter. Only you can decide, but you have the facts!

This ends the two part series reporting on the platform of the Shinra and Avalanche Parties. Stay tuned to Posts by Marick D. Pauper covering more news information as it comes out, scandals, interview, and any other information that I can get my hands on and pass along to YOU, the voter.

I'm Marick D. Pauper. You stay classy Eyes on FF.

[Peegee]

PG: When elected Mayor my first act is to kill the whole lot of you and burn this town to cinders!
Guy: (whisper)The mic is on)
PG: I know the mic is on!

[SNOOZER]

:oscar:"You people don't know what you want! You're just a bunch of low income nobodies!"
:monster:"Election in November, election in November."
:oscar:"What!? Again!? This stupid country."

[Aerith's Knight]

PG: When elected Mayor my first act is to kill the whole lot of you and burn this town to cinders!
Guy: (whisper)The mic is on)
PG: I know the mic is on!

A vote for Peegee is a vote for a warm EoFF. :)

[theundeadhero]

As a loyal ShinRaist, I just want the general populace to know that I strongly support the war on GHF, have a proven track record for defending Homeland Security and believe corporate sponship is the right path towards a tax-free EOFF. I ask you all to take a look at what the forums are today and know that I am a key member in making it happen.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Come to the Shinra side. We have all-you-can-eat breadsticks! :monster:

[qwertysaur]

Come to the Shinra side. We have all-you-can-eat breadsticks! :monster:
Yum!

[Election Booth]

The Shinra Party Primary Candidates!

A REMINDER OF THE QUESTIONS!

1. Any crimes or misdemeanours?

2. Favourite flavour of ice cream?

3. Write a Haiku about why your party is the best.

4. Please tell us why you'd make a great candidate.

5. Create a political comic. You may find this generator useful, although you do not have to use it.

Candidate A

1. Nope. I am a good boy :D

2. Chocolate Chip cookie dough is very nice to me right now.
Write a Haiku about why your party is the best.

3. shinra party yeah
we are final fantasy
fans who eat cookies.

4. I have no idea what I am doing. so I'll make stuff up like a real politician. Vote for me and I'll mail you fake cookies!

5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateA.png

Candidate B

1. Ah, I love ambiguous questions. Have I committed any crimes personally? No. Can I be connected to a long series of conspiracies, schemes, and plots? Oh yes. Yes, yes. The question is, can you figure them out and link me to them? I dare you to try good sir.

2. Chocolate, it’s rich and flavorful. Just like me. Only I’m less of the flavorful and more on the obscenely rich.

3.
Denounce the evils
Of truth and love. It’s Shinra,
It’s power, that’s right!

4. I get things done. Maybe I don’t go out and do it ”fair”, or ”honestly”. But I get things accomplished. EoFF will see it’s golden days under me. I should be the candidate for the Shinra Party because I want exactly what our party stands for, an overzealous government making the masses understand what they want, and then giving it to them.

5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateB.png

Candidate C

1. Nothing I have done has jeapordized the future of these great forums.

2. Monkey. The chunky monkey.

3.
A vote for ShinRa
To end Avalanche nonsense
With what people want

4. All I have to do is stick with the issues.

The War

The war against GHF has been going on a long time. One look at my records will show not only that I am a veteran of that war, but also that I have been there since the beginning. Now is not the time to pull out! Not with the recent loss of Yamaneko, not when we still have soldiers fighting strong in this war! Soldier CKs the likes of Leeza, FOA, rubah, Azar, Loony BoB, Miriel, Flying Mullet, Roogle, Hsu and myself are still fighting this war! Why should EOFF give this war up now? Why should we give up when we still have soldiers fighting strong to this very day. If they haven't given up then who are the political leaders of this messege board to tell them when to stop? Who are they to decide when enough is enough? If the soldier CKs are still willing to fight then let them fight on. I support the on-going war in GHF!

Homeland Security

Homeland security is a tough subject. It's a tough subject because people care about their freedoms and priviledges. I'm sure many members are asking themselves why the ShinRa party are pushing for the use of real world names and real time homes of addresses. I can tell you that it's sole intended purpose is to provide better protection because that is what the member here at EOFF deserves. If names and addresses were required it would put second accounts to their very end! An automated system would instantly recognize if a new member's information matched up with an already existing member. It gets better. Have you ever been abused in a PM or ravaged by a troll? Have you ever felt yourself held in the flaming wars of words? I myself have, and I know many of you have too. The most frustrating part is not knowing who it is doing it because whoever is on the other side is hidden with a mask of wires and electronic pulses. With the approval of the ShinRa parties Homeland Security plan we will know exactly who is committing such acts of internet terrorism!

Law and Order

Let's be honest here members. There are criminals at EOFF. Not everyone is a criminal. Sometimes a member makes a mistake. ShinRa understands this and that is why they implement the three strike rule, unless it is a crime so severe it deserves instant banishment such as posting porn. It's the real criminals ShinRa are concerned with at that is the centerpiece of our Law and Order philosophy. These criminals don't care about the rules. They don't care if they're punished. They don't care about you! It is these people the ShinRa of EOFF want to get rid of and they get rid of them by banishment.

The Economy

A place like EOFF takes money to run. That is a hidden truth about the place that many people like to overlook. In order to help the members overlook that ShinRa accepts corporate sponsorship. It might seem like they don't care what with the ads and things you see around the site but I assure you your interests were in our minds when we made the decisions to host them. Interests such as we don't think you should have to pay to visit the site or make "special donations" to earn certain priviledges. A continuation of the current ad system at EOFF means a conntinuation of your economic freedom.

5.
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateC1.jpg

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateC2.jpg

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateC3.jpg

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateC4.jpg

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateC5.jpg

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateC6.jpg


Candidate D

1. none. I've worked off all the misdemeanours by... services. :shifty:

2. Straciatella!

3.
To beware fail,
and enemies at the gates,
we shall prevail!

4. Because I stand by all the traditional values that make people proud to be a member of ShinRa. CK's are our friends, our protectors, so what are a those few privacy laws we have to give up? All for making us feel safer and for a joke or two. Sending them to attack is priority number 1, in case of provocation, of course. :shifty:

I fully support the ads, as people who buy a membership don't see one. There is a price to free, and it keeps trolls and newbies away.

Closing off registration is a last resort, but the first thing we have to do is to make sure second accounts are impossible. IP check all the new accounts, as they do on TV.com

Spam trolls absolutely disgust me, so troll permanent banning and zero tolerance is my idea of justice.

5.http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateD.png

Candidate E

1. Maybe!

2. Avalanche Member Guts.

3.
Shinra is the best,
"Why is it the best?" you ask,
Because I said so!

4. Because I don't care about anybody but myself and this party appeals to me the most. This somehow means that I would try really hard to win or something. The first sentence made more sense in my head.

5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/ScandidateE.png

Candidate F

1. I can assure you that any crimes I have committed, I have committed them for the greater good of the forum. The next time you're in a big crowd of people, or when a traffic jam gets in the way of your weekly cotton candy binge, think to yourself, "Isn't the world a better place, with my president removing all of the newbies?"

2. The sweet taste of Freedom is the only taste worth fighting for. I wouldn't want to live in a world where I couldn't eat ice cream shaped like Freedom.

3.
Do you like newbies?
Shinra will shoo them away.
Vote us or perish.

4. If elected, I will ban all of the newbies and restore this forum to its former glory -- to the heydays where people loved each other and crime was down. If you value EoFFian values like Bruckner and newbie enforcement, and Saturday morning cartoons, vote for me. I'll institute an immediate ban on registration (no newbies!) and bring back the EoFF ORPG. Yes!

5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateF.png

Candidate G

1. I got a speeding ticket once?:bigsmile:

2. Lime Sherbet

3.
We Fight for Cid
Saving Final Fantasy
We Will Stand Tall

4. I personally think I'm a great candidate because I know how to associate with the people. I'm not the elitist that some may think exist in this party. I stand to help all the lower forum members. I stand to help the higher forum members discover their love for final fantasy again. I believe that our CK's need to do their job and shouldn't be hindered merely because it infringes on privacy. When you join Eyeson you join a family. You wouldn't want your family to not be able to help you would you? I would make a great candidate because I care.

5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr214/shinravsavalanche2008/SCandidateG.jpg



So there you go folks. Head to the Main Elections thread for voting instructions. Unless you have come from there, and in which case, hi!

[Goldenboko]

Good luck everyone other then me. But me saying that doesn't mean I don't intend on trying to crush you. =D

[Aerith's Knight]

Even though you'll prob win, how I'll never know(or if I did I would be winning xD), but good luck.

Kinda neat to put people next to applications, like a game. :p

Remember, my cake is not a lie! xD

[Goldenboko]

Actually my current bet for winner is on TUH. With me coming in 2nd or 3rd to last. But that's pessimism for you, (Not about TUH winning, but about me losing!) it makes winning something a pleasant surprise.

But pretending to have confidence is more fun! So I will crush you into the ground with the piles of dirt I have on you all :jess:

[qwertysaur]

Goldenboko is always mafia. We can't have that as president, thats what the department of Defense or the IRS is for. :p

I am always vanilla town, a nice president who can lead ShinRa into tomorrow, an age where our clean electricity feeds poor moogles in the FF CC forum.

Go Green! Vote qwerty!

[demondude]

I think it's obvious who I voted for.

[theundeadhero]

A vote for me is a vote for progress. For my press conference, be on my MSN list at 10pm German time.

Thank you.

[Freya]

WOOOO TUH for pres!

[Nice]

Blow me away. I=o TUH I like your character and propaganda better than the others. WHOA! :eep: ;)

[Election Booth]

theundeadhero has now claimed victory in the Shinra Primary. Who will be his Vice-President?

And who among you would be willing to perform a task for the election?

Will new theundeadhero-WHOEVER '08 banners be made?

With posting allowed in each others' threads again, will we see the drama ignite once more?

Why have I posted this in both parties' threads?

[NeoCracker]

Will Election booth Get off his lazy butt and make original posts for each thread, rather then just making all but the most necessary changes? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2583744-post269.html)

[Psychotic]

Not a chance.

[NeoCracker]

You were suppose to wait until I had the two posts all hyperlinked together before responding! :mad2:

[Psychotic]

I don't play by YOUR RULES. You and your FASCIST SYSTEM. I rebel! I say no!

yeah how do you like me now bitch? :cool:

(PS: Vaern's your VP, right?)

[NeoCracker]

Sure. :p

Not that such a trivial position will matter under my rule.

And if you keep clicking the links in the posts, its kind of like a chant.

[demondude]

I have done nothing but fail in my first elections, I switched side, then started rooting for the wrong member!

[Freya]

Oh my there are already smash campaigns! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VfSMJVP4Xk)

She likes armadillos?! I never knew!

MOVING ON!

It's task time baby! I think we should separate these things. Give it to the best people for each or those who we think can make it the most entertaining ;) We can get it done quicker and more efficiently that way.

[Sir Lancealot]

I'll take the staff one.

[Goldenboko]

I have done nothing but fail in my first elections, I switched side, then started rooting for the wrong member!

It was a close race d00d. By all means you rooted for the right member. ;p

[Mittopotahis]

I'll make a song. I'd be willing to make a video of me singing it too! =D

EDIT: Oh yessss! Just had a great idea! I'm taking it.

[qwertysaur]

The World Is Square...and Enix

Design a new world for Kingdom Hearts. It can be based on anything you like whatsoever. Maybe it can be Rambo World. Or Norway World. Or Syphillis World. I don't know. Please describe this world, Sora's appearance, the character who joins your party in this world and the plot and bosses of this world.
I'll take this one. Expect a long read. :p

[theundeadhero]

Right, so we have a lot to do and a lot of potential here to make it happen. Let's start to get organized. We can all look into the main election thread and see the lsit of what needs done. Any volunteers for any sections of it? I'll personally rewrite the song and probably get around to singing it for bonus points.

[Sir Lancealot]

Staff

Eyes on Final Fantasy has too many staff members. Discuss.

Imagine your rich uncle WarrenW has died and has left you Eyes on Final Fantasy in his will. You decide that you will change the staff. Pick 8 admins and 10 Cid's Knights. (you can pick existing CKs and admins if you like) You can explain your picks if you wish.




I take this one.

[qwertysaur]

Here is a list of people who volunteered for each section
General
Staff - Sir Lancealot
Reference
Nerds in Paradise
The quickening - AK
The smell of fear
The world is square...and Enix - qwertyxsora

[Mittopotahis]

I'll personally rewrite the song and probably get around to singing it for bonus points.
=O But....but I shotgunned it! And I've already worked out 3/4 of the lyrics! :(

[theundeadhero]

Okay, but you have to sing it, preferrably horribly.

[demondude]

Can I have a section? (Preferably the smell of fear)

[Mittopotahis]

Okay, but you have to sing it, preferrably horribly.

Done and Done. =D Anything else Mr futureeyesonpresidentsir? :)

[qwertysaur]

General - Mittopothais
Staff - Sir Lancealot
Reference
Nerds in Paradise
The quickening - AK
The smell of fear - Demon Dude
The world is square...and Enix - qwertyxsora

We still need people for Reference and Nerds in Paradise. Also if nobody else steps up, AK is drawing three pictures, and Mittopothais is writing and singing two songs.

Also a bit of progress on my piece, there is already a skeleton for the plot for the first visit, and an idea for the progress of the second visit. XD [/KHNerd]

[Aerith's Knight]

...Wonderful. Like I don't have too little time already. xD

Whats the time limit?

[Goldenboko]

I've already got a lot of things on my hands, so Imma step down from helping with these tasks. Sorry guys.

[demondude]

Can I withdraw from the smell of fear thanks? I have other 'obligations'

[Aerith's Knight]

No way can I draw 3 drawings in 4 days, not to mention with mid-terms in 1 week.

I maybe could finish one, but that's stretching it. Or you could find someone who can draw fast.

[Election Booth]

How's the progress coming along, folks? You don't seem as organised as those Avalanche folk. You don't want them to win, do you?

[Aerith's Knight]

What do you expect in a freaking week during exam period?

[Election Booth]

I said I'd be willing to give extensions~

[theundeadhero]

Any progress?

[Aerith's Knight]

I finished my Aerith pin-up. :)

*PM's to TUH*

[Sir Lancealot]

Could someone do the first part of the staff one to help me.

[Mittopotahis]

The song is done! I just need to record the singing. I will do this tomorrow when i have the house to myself. So it'll be up in the next 18 hours :)

EDIT: It is done and floating in the interwebs. I'm not sure if I put it here or if I send it to someone. But it's done! :D

[Aerith's Knight]

What still has to be done?

If everyone is so incredibly lazy in this party, then I'll do smell of fear too.

I mean seriously people, I officially withdrew from this party and I'd still end up doing more than any one of you.

*shakes head*

[demondude]

I think the Shinra party died. =0

[Goldenboko]

I think the Shinra party died. =0

Obviously not electing me leader killed its support.

xD

[demondude]

Exactly what I was thinking, 'grats people, you ruined Shinra.

[Aerith's Knight]

I blame PG.

Finished Rinoa.

And Gobo, maybe you should actually do something besides talk about how great you wouldve been?

[Goldenboko]

Nope. Other things started happening around elections that where more important or interesting so I went, the elections kinda died while I left them :P

[demondude]

The elections got boring once the initial. "My party is better talk!" died down.

[Psychotic]

Sorry Boko, I still haven't quite got the message that you're not in any way bitter about losing, and the elections collapsed without you. Perhaps you could make a few more posts pertaining to that. :greenie:

Also, I appreciate your commitment to this event, Aerith's Knight. Thank you. :choc2:

[Aerith's Knight]

I finished the smell of fear.

What still needs to be done:

General - Mittopothais done
Staff - Sir Lancealot Unknown
Reference not done
Nerds in Paradise not done
The quickening - AK done
The smell of fear - AK done
The world is square...and Enix - qwertyxsora Unknown

[Mittopotahis]

oh yay, someone posted in this thread.
Which means I can finally post my song =P

Vote for Shinra, by Mittopotahis (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4VoCGhNN88E)

Lyrics in the sidebar :)

[Aerith's Knight]

Omg, this is so awsome. xD

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/1/f_Aerism_1d0ea52.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/11/1/f_Aerism_1d0ea52.jpg&srv=img34)

edit: and then he came to the end..

That's screwed up dude. -_-'

[Mittopotahis]

Omg, this is so awsome. xD

edit: and then he came to the end..

That's screwed up dude. -_-'

I can remove that.

[Aerith's Knight]

It was just a little bit too much. But we'll let TUH decide. :p

Who am I to judge, after all?

[Mittopotahis]

no no, I was pretty much looking for an excuse to take it off. So long as someone can testify to its existence =P

I'm uploading it a second time, this time G-Rated. I have to go to work now so I'll link you in a few hours time. =)

[qwertysaur]

I'll post my part here, and start on Nerds in Paradise now, because it needs to be done. I kinda wish this world would actually be playable in KH3, but it would never happen.



World: Hyrule created by qwertyxsora

(This world will be a two visit world, like those in Kingdom Hearts II)

Level for visit 1: 24
Guest: Link
Limit: Courage Slash – Link teams up with Sora to unleash the strength of Courage and slash through the enemies.
Sora and co are flying around when a random heartless ship crashes into them, causing their ship to fall into a forest, this crash scaring the local monkeys and alerting the local townspeople. They emerge from the wreck, and the keyblade reacts with the light spirit Falon, who tells of a darkness reaching over the area. He says to seek the bearer, and directs Sora south. However, when Sora heads south, the bridge is out, and disgruntled, Sora walks back to the Forest. There, a swarm of Heartless are attacking Falon.

Battle: Heartless Swarm
Survive for 3 minutes, keep the light of Falon from going out. Heartless are Shadow, Soldier, Creeper Plant, and Spyders (Small spider heartless)

Boss: Diababa
Command: Slice – Cuts off one of Diababa’s arm things. Reward: Half of a strange seed.

Falon asks Sora to find the hero, and points North before fading away. Donald takes the seed for safe keeping. Sora travels North to find Hyrule field, and a strange Portal. Dragged into it, Sora finds himself a wolf, and Donald and Goofy are gone. There is another wolf in the cell, and a strange imp thing there as well. The imp is Midna, and she directs Sora and the other wolf out of the castle, where they find Donald and Goofy waiting. The half seed reacts with another half seed Midna has, and Sora and the other wolf are restored to human form. Midna, seeing a use for the newcomers, introduces herself and Link, and they join the party. (Midna actually just tells Sora to follow her into the desert) Using a canon, Sora and Link are at Arbatrators grounds, where they eventually find Zant, who uses dark Magic to create Stallord

Boss: Stallord
Reaction Command: Spinner strike – Weakens Stallord by breaking part of his spine

Boss: Stallord Head

After destroying Stallord, the Seed of Power is found, and Midna and Link thank Sora for his help, but they must find the seed of courage alone. Sora and Co then leave Hyrule, promising to be back one day. Link takes the two seed halves, and combines them to form the seed of Courage, and gives it to Sora for safe holding

Part II
Level: 49

Lanayru calls Sora through the Seed Courage, telling them that it is time to fight Zant. Sora arrives and through use of a FMV, sees Links battles with Fyrus, Morpheel, Armaghoma and Blizzeta to form the Twighlight Mirror, as well as finding the Seed of Power and the Master Sword. Goofy comments that a lot has happened, when Zant appears and steals the courage seed, and uses his magic to curse Sora into the wolf form again. Link and Midna then arrive, and learn that the seed of courage is the key to break the curse. Using the Mirror of Twilight, they assault Zant’s castle, and eventlually find the seed. Using all three seeds, the ability to change to wolf form is unlocked, allowing Sora and Link to transform into wolves.

Boss: Zant
Reaction Command: Dark Hand – Midna grabs Zant and throws him into the Air, ans Sora hits him with the keyblade

After Zant is defeated, Ganondorf appears and claims to already have Zelda, and challenges Link to try and stop him. The party returns to Hyrule field for another showdown againt 200 Knight heartless (Similar to berserkers only can’t use invulnerability attack)

Boss:Ganondorf
No reaction commands, Magic disabled.

Gonondorf then unleashes the full power of Darkness, and pulls Link and Sora into a corridor of Darkness. There he appears as the beast Ganon, and draws a full out attack

Boss: Ganon
No Magic, Wolf form sealed.
Reaction command master light – Using the Master Sword and Keyblade, Ganon becomes vulnerable to attacks for a period of time

After Ganon is defeated, Zelda wakes up and uses her magic to extract the Triforce of Courage. Midna and Zelda agree to use both light and darkness to keep evil in chack, and Donald tries to take the Trifoce of Power. Goofy pulls him in the ship before he can get it, and Link gives Sora a new keychain.

Triblade
Chain is shaped like a Triforce
Power: 8
Magic: 6
Ability: Courage boost: Defense + 3

[Aerith's Knight]

The rules are all-knowing and benevolent.

[qwertysaur]

I completely forgot about that. Now it's gone.

[Aerith's Knight]

I wasn't talking to you, qwerty. :) (good job, btw.)

I was talking about Avalanche posting here. :p (Fate gave us a visit)

General - Mittopothais - done
Staff - Sir Lancealot - Unknown
Reference - not done
Nerds in Paradise - qwertysora In progress
The quickening - AK done
The smell of fear - AK done
The world is square...and Enix - qwertyxsora done

I'd do Reference, but I haven't been here long enough.

[qwertysaur]

I'll put it back then. You kinda freaked me out because I never saw that rule. :p That and I didn't see fates post.

[Aerith's Knight]

I actually finished KHII today. Boy, was that a wimpy boss or what? :p

[Freya]

I'll do reference, not like it's hard.

[Mittopotahis]

Song is back up! This time it won't scar your mind! :D

[Freya]

K reference is done.

[demondude]

Song is back up! This time it won't scar your mind! :D

I love your song, you are amazing. I love you.

[Aerith's Knight]

Song is back up! This time it won't scar your mind! :D

I love your song, you are amazing. I love you.

Maybe you can show him the full version. :)

[Rantz]

Just posting to let Mittopotahis know that song is class and I love it. :D

[demondude]

Song is back up! This time it won't scar your mind! :D

I love your song, you are amazing. I love you.

Maybe you can show him the full version. :)

Yes please!

[Mittopotahis]

Full version may have included me dancing shirtless. We don't want to see this.

[demondude]

=0

[Election Booth]

Do you guys have the story part from General anywhere? I can't seem to find it if you have completed it.

Also you probably know you have yet to do Staff and Nerds in Paradise. I assume hero has your stuff for reference, quickening and smell of fear, and his own debate. He hasn't sent them to me yet though...!

[Aerith's Knight]

I suppose I can post them here if I have to, because TUH doesn't seem to do much at all recently.

The song should be here somewhere though.

The Quickening:

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/2/f_Aerithpinupm_6db60ca.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/11/2/f_Aerithpinupm_6db60ca.png&srv=img32)

I refuse to draw Quina.

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/2/f_rinoa2m_f6281c0.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/11/2/f_rinoa2m_f6281c0.png&srv=img32)

The smell of fear:



The first thing I would change is to get rid of the MMORPG system. I know they want to apply to a bigger audience and that it worked out big with Final fantasy VII, but this is not what people want. Since the Playstation 1 revolution, Final fantasy gamers buy the games for the story, however it might be turning more into an emo soap with every new game, it was still what we buy them for. If we want to spend an hour leveling up between story parts, we would’ve bought an MMORPG game to begin with. This, to put it simply, has got to go. There are no people in an offline FF game to brag your level to, or for whatever weird reason you might have to spend several hundreds of hours leveling.

As an adding feature, we bring back the materia system and old battle system. I’ve played a lot of FF games in my time(8 in total), and besides the class-system(for magic), this is still the best one. The class-system was a well-balanced system, but it belongs to the oldest generation of FF-games. I say we let the legacy stay intact.

As a new feature, when using the old-style battle system, I would suggest adding some realism by making waiting times longer the more hurt you are. Not by a large margin, but someone near death wouldn’t sprint towards the enemy like someone who just entered into battle with full health.

Lately FF games have been making it easier and easier for people to play, entire actions brought back to single button, so it seems that you are playing a Dynasty warriors game. The thing that separated FF gamers is that they took the time to learn a somewhat hard system, which made the entire game all the more enjoyable. Button bashing, or in FFXII case, not pushing buttons at all, is not what Final fantasy is about.

Instead of bringing the old games back to life, let's make the new ones worth playing.

[Election Booth]

Yeah I have the song. Pity it got censored ;)

Also just PM your stuff to me if you want, I can take it from there!

[Aerith's Knight]

Trust me, as the only person who saw the whole version, the lifelong trauma was not worth it.

[theundeadhero]

Yeah, I never do anything :rolleyes2

Maybe I was waiting to get everything to send it all at once.

[Aerith's Knight]

Well, you never checked up, nor said anything about the problem of missing and/or non-taken pieces, even though you were online, so I assumed you weren't interested. :p

We seem to have a lack of people willing to contribute.

[theundeadhero]

Whatever volunteers haven't done I have done.

[Aerith's Knight]

Really? That's awsome. :)

So we're all set?

[theundeadhero]

Waiting on Qwerty's Nerdy section, then yeah. Everything I did was admittingly rushed though.

[Aerith's Knight]

Your Quina was amazing though.

[theundeadhero]

Thank you everyone for your work so far.

[qwertysaur]

No problem. :p