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Election Booth
10-17-2008, 12:04 AM
The Shinra Party Thread!

The Shinra party hails mainly from the southern forums - ie, the Final Fantasy forums - where people live a simple life. They are mostly religious, believing in the church of Final Fantasy, and the Shinra party shares many of their beliefs.

The War

In 2001, Citizen Bleys launched a vicious terrorist attack on Eyes on FF, destroying the World Events forum. In response. EoFF sent in a team of Cid's Knights to God Hates Fraggles', a forum belonging to Bleys' close ally, Dr Unne, upon rumours that it was harbouring hackers and spambots. After an initial spam bombardment, the forces of Unne surrendered and the Cid's Knighs began an occupation, where insurgents launch daily assaults upon them.

The Shinra party wishes for the Cid's Knights to remain in GHF. Some have argued that they only wish to prolong the campaign there because they wish to skim money off GHF's extensive ad revenues. The Shinra have vowed that if the attacks on Cid's Knights continue, they would not hesitate to escalate the campaign and launch a tactical DDoS strike against GHF.

Homeland Security
The Shinra Party intends to implement plans that give Cid's Knights the power to find out the real name and home address of all members, on the off chance that they are Bleys operatives using second accounts.

Law & Order
The Shinra Party wants a severe crackdown on all rule-breakers. A zero tolerance to crime will be taken, with the "three strikes" rule leading to permanent banishment. In addition, if a user comes into your visitor messages to post anything at all, be it just "Hello", you have the right to flame them. This is a sacred right, set down in the Rules/FAQ by Cid.

The Economy
The Shinra Party intends for EoFF to be funded entirely by corporations, with extensive advertising planned, and sponsorship for forums (eg. Eyes on Each Other brought to you by Pepsi) and ranks (Sony's Recognized Members).

Immigration
It sickens supporters of the Shinra Party to see new members coming in and taking thread ideas from hardworking, honest EoFFers. This why they intend to disable registration, and anyone attempting to register will have a tidal wave of viruses sent to them.

Does this appeal to you? I sure hope so! Join up in the thread!

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The Primaries will begin in 5 days, so get your applications in by then, folks! :choc2:


Members:
Goldenboko
qwertyxsora
Cookie
theundeadhero
Aerith's Knight
~*~Celes~*~
Sir Lancealot
SNOOZER
Lekana
Pureghetto
ljkkjlcm9
Del Murder
Mittopotahis
Magixion
I Don't Need A Name
Old Manus (the real one)
Dolentrean
Demon Dude

Goldenboko
10-17-2008, 12:07 AM
Elitism? Yes please. Joined.

Applicants for Leader of Party
Aerith's Knight
Goldenboko
Lekana
qwertyxsora
theundeadhero

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 12:13 AM
I like this party. *Joins*

Cookie
10-17-2008, 12:18 AM
I want in.

scrumpleberry
10-17-2008, 12:19 AM
Come on guys, Can't We All Just Be Friends? :cookie:

Cordial greetings from your icy icy friends at AVALANCHE!

p.s.: Puppies are fun!

pee pee ess: IN CASE THAT SILLY ELECTION BOOTH GETS CONFUSED, I AM NOT JOINING, Y'DIG?

theundeadhero
10-17-2008, 12:21 AM
*Throws hat in*

Election Booth
10-17-2008, 12:22 AM
Come on guys, Can't We All Just Be Friends? :cookie:

Cordial greetings from your icy icy friends at AVALANCHE!

p.s.: Puppies are fun!

pee pee ess: IN CASE THAT SILLY ELECTION BOOTH GETS CONFUSED, I AM NOT JOINING, Y'DIG?

My mind is an engima, you posting in another thread shall not shatter it. :p

Aerith's Knight
10-17-2008, 12:23 AM
I want to become leader of this one, gimme a sec to fill in an application.

Yay! I send it. ^__^

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 01:33 AM
So, who wants to be awesome and make a cool Shinra party sig. Because I'm pretty much inept at making graphics. (Also because the only program remotely close to an art program is MS paint and a touchpad) :p

Aerith's Knight
10-17-2008, 01:40 AM
If nobody does this before saturday, I'll give it a shot.

But maybe we should beg ask Polaris. :)

I'll use my connections to swing her to our side before Avalanche does. :shifty:

Goldenboko
10-17-2008, 01:43 AM
We should have a banner for those who already have sigs.

Aerith's Knight
10-17-2008, 01:48 AM
Agreed, a thin one.

~*~Celes~*~
10-17-2008, 01:52 AM
I WILL JOIN!

Goldenboko
10-17-2008, 01:54 AM
I WILL JOIN!

Ohohoho! My Monica Lewinsky, perhaps? :jokey:

Psychotic
10-17-2008, 01:55 AM
You dirty pervy bastard, GB.

Oh, 'sup. I love to spam in election threads so look forward to my hateful presence.

Sir Lancealot
10-17-2008, 02:03 AM
Oh, 'sup. I love to spam in election threads so look forward to my hateful presence.

But this is the pro-CK's party, which I, too, will join.

Aerith's Knight
10-17-2008, 02:05 AM
You dirty pervy bastard, GB.

Oh, 'sup. I love to spam in election threads so look forward to my hateful presence.

WARNING 1!!!



:p

~*~Celes~*~
10-17-2008, 02:07 AM
I WILL JOIN!

Ohohoho! My Monica Lewinsky, perhaps? :jokey:

;D;D;D Most deff, babeh :heart:

Aerith's Knight
10-17-2008, 02:10 AM
Psh, Who says GoBo will be pres? :mad:

...

:whimper:

Goldenboko
10-17-2008, 02:39 AM
Psh, Who says GoBo will be pres? :mad:

...

:whimper:

I'll always be pres in my world :spin:

Bunny
10-17-2008, 02:46 AM
Well, I was going to join this party but it seems that there is an abundant amount of fail within it. I think I'll remain independent.

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 02:47 AM
:choc:

Election Booth
10-17-2008, 02:51 AM
I demand more, more.


Well, I was going to join this party but it seems that there is an abundant amount of fail within it. I think I'll remain independent.

Go join Team Avalanche, they need some more members.

SNOOZER
10-17-2008, 03:06 AM
Do I get to wear white lab coats and be issued a shotgun when I join this party?

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 03:12 AM
Yes

SNOOZER
10-17-2008, 03:14 AM
http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2008/10/17/untitled-9.png

This strip creator puts great joy in my crotch!

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 04:36 AM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/shinraparty.jpg (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120787-official-shinra-party-thread.html)

I made a really bad temporary logo until someone with photobucket can make a good one. :p

Election Booth
10-17-2008, 04:39 AM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/shinraparty.jpg (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120787-official-shinra-party-thread.html)

I made a really bad temporary logo until someone with photobucket can make a good one. :p

Dear God...

Tavrobel
10-17-2008, 04:41 AM
How fitting it is that the elitists with no imagination would use something so bland and uncolorful. I wonder if your mothers birthed you colorblind.

Psychotic
10-17-2008, 04:42 AM
As long as it has '08 in it, it is beautiful.

Mister Adequate
10-17-2008, 04:44 AM
As long as it has '08 in it, it is beautiful.

Great Purge '08?

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 04:47 AM
How fitting it is that the elitists with no imagination would use something so bland and uncolorful. I wonder if your mothers birthed you colorblind.
I'll make you one too then. To MS Paint!

Bunny
10-17-2008, 04:48 AM
As long as it has '08 in it, it is beautiful.

http://www.smwebdesigns.com/lj/mccain_08_face.jpg

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 04:54 AM
'08 Bunny, not 08. :p

Goldenboko
10-17-2008, 04:54 AM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/shinraparty.jpg (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120787-official-shinra-party-thread.html)

I made a really bad temporary logo until someone with photobucket can make a good one. :p

Sorry d00d, I refuse to use that xD

I'll get on finding us a sig maker.

Mister Adequate
10-17-2008, 04:54 AM
Don't be taken in by their sloganeering! The Shinra's vicious corporate rule harms us all. They don't realize it but they're making so many demons that they even doom themselves. We must reject their false claims, their elitist attitude, and their oppressive objectives which they hide under the guise of "security".

Reject the Shinra party!

Tavrobel
10-17-2008, 04:56 AM
Pathetic worms. How dare you try to shoot us down like that with your terrible works? We don't need your bigotry around here. Don't think that you can just pass us off as though we were uninformed wretches that look like what that banner was. Hey, it takes one to know one, right? So I guess ugly people know how best to have ugly <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /> thrown onto the walls and have it stick. Don't think that you can just give us the scraps you throw onto the floor.

We can see through your lies.

Psychotic
10-17-2008, 05:00 AM
As long as it has '08 in it, it is beautiful.

http://www.smwebdesigns.com/lj/mccain_08_face.jpg

ohhhh

look at it

Is this...the face of God himself?

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 05:00 AM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/shinraparty.jpg (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120787-official-shinra-party-thread.html)

I made a really bad temporary logo until someone with photobucket can make a good one. :p

Sorry d00d, I refuse to use that xD

I'll get on finding us a sig maker.
I don't take offense at all. It only took 2 minutes to make.:p

Freya
10-17-2008, 05:19 AM
Oh i'm liking this one :D Sign me up.

Peegee
10-17-2008, 05:22 AM
If I join can I be an elitist? Well, anyway, I'm already one, so sign me up!

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 05:22 AM
Yay Lekana! :bounce:
Edit: Yay PG! :spin:

ljkkjlcm9
10-17-2008, 05:58 AM
I took one look at the other thread and was like.... uh no
then came to this one and was like... hell yes!

Supreme
Human
Intelligence
Neglects
Rights
Association....

lol idk

THE JACKEL

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 06:02 AM
Cool, now we have 4 members of the former Team Awesome from the CK competition XD

Freya
10-17-2008, 06:52 AM
A vote for Shinra is a vote for Cid :D

NeoCracker
10-17-2008, 06:56 AM
A vote for Shinra is a vote for Cid :D

Cid wouldn't allow this travesty to continue. The once loved rule of Cid is no more, and as long as this disgusting party continues its oppresion, the good name of Cid shall forever be tarnished.

Freya
10-17-2008, 07:03 AM
Cid made these forums to share the love of Final Fantasy. This place is not for spam. This place is not for idle chatter. This is a haven for those who like the Final Fantasy series. You dare say this is wrong? You dare say that this is not a home for those who have a desire for the wonders of that epic series? That sir is the travesty.

Momiji
10-17-2008, 07:12 AM
No one talks about Final Fantasy here. You've been a member since June 2004 and you still haven't figured that out yet, Kaycee?

Peegee
10-17-2008, 07:14 AM
No one talks about Final Fantasy here. You've been a member since June 2004 and you still haven't figured that out yet, Kaycee?

This is a Final Fantasy forum. If you don't like Final Fantasy we'll send the CKs after you and then we'll ban you.

That's the way we Shinra get down.

Freya
10-17-2008, 07:15 AM
In GC we don't xD

BUT those forgotten forums down in the lower parts of eyeson, they care. We're here for the underdogs. Well as long as they stay in line.

Momiji
10-17-2008, 07:17 AM
No one talks about Final Fantasy here. You've been a member since June 2004 and you still haven't figured that out yet, Kaycee?

This is a Final Fantasy forum. If you don't like Final Fantasy we'll send the CKs after you and then we'll ban you.

That's the way we Shinra get down.

You can call this place Eyes on Fluffy Ferrets, and people will still talk more about general topics than the main topic.


In GC we don't xD

BUT those forgotten forums down in the lower parts of eyeson, they care. We're here for the underdogs. Well as long as they stay in line.

There will always be rebellion.

Peegee
10-17-2008, 07:19 AM
No one talks about Final Fantasy here. You've been a member since June 2004 and you still haven't figured that out yet, Kaycee?

This is a Final Fantasy forum. If you don't like Final Fantasy we'll send the CKs after you and then we'll ban you.

That's the way we Shinra get down.

You can call this place Eyes on Fluffy Ferrets, and people will still talk more about general topics than the main topic.


In GC we don't xD

BUT those forgotten forums down in the lower parts of eyeson, they care. We're here for the underdogs. Well as long as they stay in line.

There will always be rebellion.

Momiji will be the first to go once we win the Elections.

Momiji
10-17-2008, 07:20 AM
Momiji will be the first to go once we win the Elections.

Counting chickens before they hatch must be nice.

Freya
10-17-2008, 07:23 AM
In GC we don't xD

BUT those forgotten forums down in the lower parts of eyeson, they care. We're here for the underdogs. Well as long as they stay in line.

There will always be rebellion.

Those rebellions will be stifled once they realize the necessity of Ck powers. They will understand that our stance on "three strikes" is a strong one.

Del Murder
10-17-2008, 07:44 AM
I think it is obvious where my loyalties lie.

Mittopotahis
10-17-2008, 02:34 PM
I am totally in.

Totally.

NeoCracker
10-17-2008, 02:43 PM
Cid made these forums to share the love of Final Fantasy. This place is not for spam. This place is not for idle chatter. This is a haven for those who like the Final Fantasy series. You dare say this is wrong? You dare say that this is not a home for those who have a desire for the wonders of that epic series? That sir is the travesty.

Yes, he created it to share the love of final fantasy. However, things change deary. Go Back to 2000.

The Final Fantasy forums are hanging on by only a few diehards who still rome the different forums.

Even the people who strived from the begining, like BoB, no long hold interest in Final Fantasy. He's moved on to games like Spore.

The Idea that final Fantasy is somehow the back bone of this site is saddly mistaken. This series has become nothing but a lure to attract attention to itself.

You're campaign is to busy living in the past, and is out of touch with our current world.

Loony BoB
10-17-2008, 02:47 PM
Before anyone makes any such accusations about myself, I shall state that I look forward to Final Fantasy XIII and will more than likely post in the FFXIII forum once it is released, or is about to be released. I still have a strong interest in Final Fantasy, and have spent more time this year in Final Fantasy forums than I have in Spore forums.

NeoCracker
10-17-2008, 02:58 PM
Are you saying that had FF XIII not been announced you'd leave?
And I don't see you posting in these FF Forums often at all for that matter.

As it stands, FF no longer holds you to this place, it is the rest of the forum that does so.

I didn't mean to say you no longer loved FF, just that FF is no longer the backbone it use to be. You just so happened to be the first example that came to mind to use. :p

Loony BoB
10-17-2008, 03:03 PM
Final Fantasy is the backbone, the rest is the flesh. You need both.

NeoCracker
10-17-2008, 03:06 PM
Final Fantasy is more like the alluring and pleasants smell.

We don't need it persay, it just makes us more pleasurable to be around. But for us that have been here for so long, the smell wouldn't bother us anyway.

I Don't Need A Name
10-17-2008, 04:23 PM
im on in this one people!

Aerith's Knight
10-17-2008, 04:25 PM
Glad we could count on you. :)

ljkkjlcm9
10-17-2008, 04:31 PM
I don't even know why I come back here... but the simple fact is... everyone joined because it's a Final Fantasy forum. If you didn't like Final Fantasy, you never would've joined in the first place... in fact you never would've even found this forum more than likely.

BUT, I must say I am appalled by the craziness that is GC... and this forum would be much better off without it altogether. We only need discussion about games here! General Gaming, and Square games... but most importantly Final Fantasy. All other forums need not exist... it's just to appease all you people that we really don't care much about.

THE JACKEL

Rantz
10-17-2008, 04:47 PM
You guys' mums suck.

Old Manus
10-17-2008, 05:04 PM
Posting in election thread

Laddy
10-17-2008, 05:13 PM
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Shinra party plans to demolish our EoFF way of life, they favor the overpowered CK, the overatted Admin, with Avalanche, everyone is equal, and only you are the limit.

Mister Adequate
10-17-2008, 05:21 PM
And absolute fail doesn't get elected.

Not that these neo-nazis are any better. Their only redeeming feature is their overt admittance of massive corruption and cronyism. You think EoFF will benefit from giving the mods and admins - who are already notorious from here to Gaia for being overzealous - more power?

Loony BoB
10-17-2008, 05:33 PM
[grunting noises]

Flying Mullet
10-17-2008, 05:39 PM
http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2008/10/17/old-and-older.png

Magixion
10-17-2008, 05:43 PM
Count me in for this party!

NeoTifa
10-17-2008, 05:44 PM
.....wtf

demondude
10-17-2008, 08:43 PM
Shinra is like the Cid's Knights, they get in the way.

Freya
10-17-2008, 08:51 PM
Let's get this straight fellow members. We're not here to turn down those creative minds! GC is not a hellish ground that you've claimed it to be. GC just needs to be controlled. It's run rampant with random topics that have hardly any value. If we let this continue we'll start to get people who typ lyk tis, we'll gather youtube comment leavers, and we'll get a massive amount of "IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS THEN SOMEONE WILL COME AND KEEL YOU AT MIDNIGHT".

Do you really want that? If you let them start posting things like porn we're no better than a porn site. This place was FOUNDED on Final fantasy.

We haven't come together to post porn, we have come together to fight for those who have been forgotten, those who have been left to fend for themselves against the monsters in the lower forums. We are here to help; we are here to put back the structure that has been drifting away with the entrance of all the new spammers.

Let us remember why we joined, why we first came into contact with other like minded people. It was for Final Fantasy. By letting random "creative spam" come forth were losing the one reason we had to associate with each other. You take away that and what do you have? Spam.

Do you really want spam? Cid made this place for final fantasy not spam. If you strip the CK's power, Cid's Knight's powers, that spam will roam free. Let the chosen Knights of Cid do their job. By taking away their powers you're basically slapping Cid, Our founder, In the face.

A vote for Shinra is a Vote for Cid.

theundeadhero
10-17-2008, 08:59 PM
I like it when someone tries to come keel my at midnight :(

Freya
10-17-2008, 09:01 PM
I like it when someone tries to come keel my at midnight :(

I tend to have chats with them :P You should hear all the people they keel!

Mister Adequate
10-17-2008, 09:04 PM
You have all the rhetorical wit, flair, and subtlty of half a brick.

Laddy
10-17-2008, 09:31 PM
Let's get this straight fellow members. We're not here to turn down those creative minds! GC is not a hellish ground that you've claimed it to be. GC just needs to be controlled. It's run rampant with random topics that have hardly any value. If we let this continue we'll start to get people who typ lyk tis, we'll gather youtube comment leavers, and we'll get a massive amount of "IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS THEN SOMEONE WILL COME AND KEEL YOU AT MIDNIGHT".

Do you really want that? If you let them start posting things like porn we're no better than a porn site. This place was FOUNDED on Final fantasy.

We haven't come together to post porn, we have come together to fight for those who have been forgotten, those who have been left to fend for themselves against the monsters in the lower forums. We are here to help; we are here to put back the structure that has been drifting away with the entrance of all the new spammers.

Let us remember why we joined, why we first came into contact with other like minded people. It was for Final Fantasy. By letting random "creative spam" come forth were losing the one reason we had to associate with each other. You take away that and what do you have? Spam.

Do you really want spam? Cid made this place for final fantasy not spam. If you strip the CK's power, Cid's Knight's powers, that spam will roam free. Let the chosen Knights of Cid do their job. By taking away their powers you're basically slapping Cid, Our founder, In the face.

A vote for Shinra is a Vote for Cid.But when you have such an abuse of power, it becomes an ologarchy, and ologarchy=bad. AVALANCHE plans to end the age-old ologarchy and start and reestablish a free and fun forum for all to revel in.

theundeadhero
10-17-2008, 09:38 PM
What you will create if you win will not be a forum. What you create if you win will be a cesspool of trash. A cesspool that will attract none of the new members you so preciously desire.

Tavrobel
10-17-2008, 09:44 PM
I hope you enjoy the smell of burnt carcass and failure. What is that you will create, Shinra? A land bereft of emotion and ability? Nay, your purpose is flawed, for the justification of despotism is not enough far enough removed from ignorance.

demondude
10-17-2008, 09:45 PM
Pfft, with AVALANCHE, pornography is authorised, we would attract hundreds of members.

Freya
10-17-2008, 09:46 PM
What you will create if you win will not be a forum. What you create if you win will be a cesspool of trash. A cesspool that will attract none of the new members you so preciously desire.

Agreed.


EDIT:


Pfft, with AVALANCHE, pornography is authorised, we would attract hundreds of members.

But all they will care about is porn. Not the random threads you think deserves attention. It would change from your "free" flowing society to a pool of nerdy guys needing to get their porn fix. How is that something you desire?

Peegee
10-17-2008, 09:51 PM
What you will create if you win will not be a forum. What you create if you win will be a cesspool of trash. A cesspool that will attract none of the new members you so preciously desire.

I don't follow your argument to a bad state. We'll have amazing members and we'll not need to have new members because we're all awesome.

Newbies bring with them a risk of noobery. That's bad. We have had the test of time show us who is the bester of the members. So why have new members? We don't break what's not broken and that's what Shinra Party is all about -- getting the CK to just simply maintain the perfection we'll establish.

Flying Mullet
10-17-2008, 09:51 PM
Better a cesspool of deviants than a backwoods farmhouse of people with the same ideology and father/brother or sister/mother.

Freya
10-17-2008, 09:54 PM
Your slander earns no merit here, FM.

Flying Mullet
10-17-2008, 09:57 PM
My merit has already been validated, no need for earning.

Tavrobel
10-17-2008, 09:58 PM
Your slander earns no merit here, FM.

And your attempts to deprive us of our rights are fundamentally flawed. Merit versus the standing of foundation? I'll take merit any day, at least it can be improved upon by deeds of good works and effort. What can there be in a system that continues a vicious cycle of dependency?

theundeadhero
10-17-2008, 09:59 PM
I hope you enjoy the smell of burnt carcass and failure. What is that you will create, Shinra? A land bereft of emotion and ability? Nay, your purpose is flawed, for the justification of despotism is not enough far enough removed from ignorance.What will I create? Look what has already been created! A vote for the ShinRa is a vote for what EOFF itself is now.




I don't follow your argument to a bad state. We'll have amazing members and we'll not need to have new members because we're all awesome.

Newbies bring with them a risk of noobery. That's bad. We have had the test of time show us who is the bester of the members. So why have new members? We don't break what's not broken and that's what Shinra Party is all about -- getting the CK to just simply maintain the perfection we'll establish.So, by your own mouth you admit that you do not believe in the very ideals Avalanche claims to stand for? And I quote:
The Avalanche Party thinks that EoFF belongs to everyone, and new users from GameFAQs, Gaia Online and the YouTube comments section will be encouraged to join, and their presence will be just as valued as long-time EoFFers. Anyone who tells them off for embracing their own unique language (lol this vid is COOL!!!!!) will be outed as a racist.

Psychotic
10-17-2008, 09:59 PM
I'm amused that the parties are at loggerheads already, instead of the infighting usually seen during the primary phase!

Flying Mullet
10-17-2008, 10:00 PM
That's because Avalanche is for the greater good of all and not the benefit of the one.

Shinra's just jealous and trying to emulate us.

Tavrobel
10-17-2008, 10:00 PM
I hope you enjoy the smell of burnt carcass and failure. What is that you will create, Shinra? A land bereft of emotion and ability? Nay, your purpose is flawed, for the justification of despotism is not enough far enough removed from ignorance.What will I create? Look what has already been created! A vote for the ShinRa is a vote for what EOFF itself is now.

A vote for Shinra is a vote against improvement. Sir, you are not perfect.

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 10:03 PM
I hope you enjoy the smell of burnt carcass and failure. What is that you will create, Shinra? A land bereft of emotion and ability? Nay, your purpose is flawed, for the justification of despotism is not enough far enough removed from ignorance.What will I create? Look what has already been created! A vote for the ShinRa is a vote for what EOFF itself is now.

A vote for Shinra is a vote against improvement. Sir, you are not perfect.
You call the death of 2/3 of a site improvement?

Flying Mullet
10-17-2008, 10:06 PM
What is this Final Fantasy you speak of? It sounds no different than Dragon Warrior or Mario.

Laddy
10-17-2008, 10:10 PM
Shinra's just jealous and trying to emulate us.
Albeit poorly.

If the 2/3 of the forum are undesired, yes, it is an improvement.

Tavrobel
10-17-2008, 10:12 PM
You call the death of 2/3 of a site improvement?

That death is the result of inefficiencies and planned scapegoating of a system that drowns us in a cycle. It is the flaw of the administration that such sacrifices are made, when more reasonable alternatives were never heralded.

Peegee
10-17-2008, 10:18 PM
TUH I think you're in the wrong thread =)

theundeadhero
10-17-2008, 10:22 PM
A vote for Shinra is a vote against improvement. Sir, you are <i>not</i> perfect.ShinRa progress at a rate proven time and again to be healthy for the community. Avalanche promote flashy sensationalism without any care to the fast-paced problems it creates and not a glance towards any pre-empetive solution.


That death is the result of inefficiencies and planned scapegoating of a system that drowns us in a cycle. It is the flaw of the administration that such sacrifices are made, when more reasonable alternatives were never heralded.Like you, I was raised in the southern forums. Unlike you, I <i>do not turn my back on them</i>! The southern forums are not the cause of our societies problems and succeeding them will not create a solution.


TUH I think you're in the wrong thread =)Sorry, your statement looked like it supported Avalanche with a backwards statement. I now see you're one of our own ShinRa.

Flying Mullet
10-17-2008, 10:26 PM
TUH I think you're in the wrong thread =)Sorry, your statement looked like it supported Avalanche with a backwards statement. I now see you're one of our own ShinRa.
See how quick the Shinra turn on their own kind? Is this the kind of heartless leadership you want?

I Don't Need A Name
10-17-2008, 10:32 PM
TUH I think you're in the wrong thread =)Sorry, your statement looked like it supported Avalanche with a backwards statement. I now see you're one of our own ShinRa.
See how quick the Shinra turn on their own kind? Is this the kind of heartless leadership you want?

that is just simple banter between old friends. if that was a newbie, then they would have instated world war 3.
Shinra ftw!

Peegee
10-17-2008, 10:33 PM
TUH I think you're in the wrong thread =)Sorry, your statement looked like it supported Avalanche with a backwards statement. I now see you're one of our own ShinRa.
See how quick the Shinra turn on their own kind? Is this the kind of heartless leadership you want?

See how fast we resolved our conflict? The Avalanche party would never be able to resolve this. They would spend literally months riddling the forum with 'lol asl?' threads and leetspeak of the most demented nature.

I remember this one time in FF7 that Avalanche hired a amnesiac anime character with a huge overcompensating sword. And look at the arguments they got into. That's not the type of crap we tolerate here in ShinRa. Ew.

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 10:34 PM
TUH I think you're in the wrong thread =)Sorry, your statement looked like it supported Avalanche with a backwards statement. I now see you're one of our own ShinRa.
See how quick the Shinra turn on their own kind? Is this the kind of heartless leadership you want?
So it is a crime when TUH mistakes a statement by a member of his own party as supporting Avalanche, yet multiple members can openly attack NeoTifa for stating what she believes. For Shame.

Tavrobel
10-17-2008, 10:49 PM
ShinRa progress at a rate proven time and again to be healthy for the community. Avalanche promote flashy sensationalism without any care to the fast-paced problems it creates and not a glance towards any pre-empetive solution.

Like you, I was raised in the southern forums. Unlike you, I <i>do not turn my back on them</i>! The southern forums are not the cause of our societies problems and succeeding them will not create a solution.

Even change in rates of change are necessary. Acceleration? By the evolution of the Party and the future people who will take on the works, even the fastest problems will be dealt with, a simple faith placed in the capabilities of the people and education are necessary.

Did you miss my sticky? Where have you been?


So it is a crime when TUH mistakes a statement by a member of his own party as supporting Avalanche, yet multiple members can openly attack NeoTifa for stating what she believes. For Shame.

Information is free. Though I find her to be impulsive, it is her right to state what she wants, and it is my right to disagree, but I know that we work toward the same noble end. And there can be no greater uniting factor than what is best for the community.

Mister Adequate
10-17-2008, 11:06 PM
Tavrobel speaks the truth. Whilst we may not always agree with each other, the true strength of Avalanche lies in our ability to freely discuss things. We do not stifle debate simply because an unpopular view is aired!

Lawr
10-17-2008, 11:33 PM
So you guys are the conservatives?

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 11:35 PM
So you guys are the conservatives?
We are the voices of the lower forums.

I Don't Need A Name
10-17-2008, 11:38 PM
So you guys are the conservatives?

the others are evidently New *cough* Labour then.
losers

Tavrobel
10-17-2008, 11:41 PM
So you guys are the conservatives?
We are the voices of the lower forums.

The voice? You would take it upon yourself such fallacious claim? Your audacity astounds me, for none of your views are for the benefit of the lower forums. Voice implies speech, and speech implies the spread of information. Your agenda is based entirely on limiting information, ruling people with iron fists, and running the lives of the unfortunate victims for your benefit.

Voice. Ever the lie if I have heard one.

qwertysaur
10-17-2008, 11:53 PM
So you guys are the conservatives?
We are the voices of the lower forums.

The voice? You would take it upon yourself such fallacious claim? Your audacity astounds me, for none of your views are for the benefit of the lower forums. Voice implies speech, and speech implies the spread of information. Your agenda is based entirely on limiting information, ruling people with iron fists, and running the lives of the unfortunate victims for your benefit.

Voice. Ever the lie if I have heard one.
Again you begin with the attacks. The ShinRa party is FROM the southern forums, and we understand the plight the people there feel every day. We do not limit information. We simply provide a hand in keeping EoFF from degrading into another 4chan, with 12 year olds who can't spell and 20 spam posts between every good one. We know EoFF is better then that, look at EoEO. Are they victims? No.

Also you accuse us of oppressing the people we love, yet you would have them die instead? Enough of YOUR lies, either tell the people the truth, or leave in peace.

Aerith's Knight
10-17-2008, 11:58 PM
Enough of YOUR lies, either tell the people the truth, or leave in peace.

Preferably both.

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 12:04 AM
Again you begin with the attacks. The ShinRa party is FROM the southern forums, and we understand the plight the people there feel every day. We do not limit information. We simply provide a hand in keeping EoFF from degrading into another 4chan, with 12 year olds who can't spell and 20 spam posts between every good one. We know EoFF is better then that, look at EoEO. Are they victims? No.

Also you accuse us of oppressing the people we love, yet you would have them die instead? Enough of YOUR lies, either tell the people the truth, or leave in peace.

And once again, you refuse to allow the people to be given an opportunity to decide for themselves. Some representatives of the people you are, and your administration is what victimizes them. They shouldn't be there; though I accept it as a reality that it occurs, I work to make sure it ends.

Your love is not much more than the trolling of EoEO that stifles real discussion. There is no death to be had here if the system did not perpetuate them in the first place. It is sad that martyrdom is the reality, when it wouldn't have to be. Unfortunately, the Shinra are so obsessed with their vision of order as the means to well being, that they lock out the others. That's called groupthink, you know, and it's a bad thing.

Peegee
10-18-2008, 01:58 AM
Tavrobel speaks the truth. Whilst we may not always agree with each other, the true strength of Avalanche lies in our ability to freely discuss things. We do not stifle debate simply because an unpopular view is aired!

I couldn't live in a world where people are free to speak untruths and slander. I imagine your world is full of people who claim that puppy dogs are not cute and that EoFF wasn't the best circa 2003 and before.

Also, here is a photo op of me kissing bbs.

qwertysaur
10-18-2008, 02:09 AM
Again you begin with the attacks. The ShinRa party is FROM the southern forums, and we understand the plight the people there feel every day. We do not limit information. We simply provide a hand in keeping EoFF from degrading into another 4chan, with 12 year olds who can't spell and 20 spam posts between every good one. We know EoFF is better then that, look at EoEO. Are they victims? No.

Also you accuse us of oppressing the people we love, yet you would have them die instead? Enough of YOUR lies, either tell the people the truth, or leave in peace.

And once again, you refuse to allow the people to be given an opportunity to decide for themselves. Some representatives of the people you are, and your administration is what victimizes them. They shouldn't be there; though I accept it as a reality that it occurs, I work to make sure it ends.

Your love is not much more than the trolling of EoEO that stifles real discussion. There is no death to be had here if the system did not perpetuate them in the first place. It is sad that martyrdom is the reality, when it wouldn't have to be. Unfortunately, the Shinra are so obsessed with their vision of order as the means to well being, that they lock out the others. That's called groupthink, you know, and it's a bad thing.
Are we looking a the same post? You are constantly twisting our words. Please show what in my post says what you claim to be facts. All you have done with my own and my friends statements is type a wall of text where you shoot out lies and slander. So with this, be brief. If you simply answer with yet another wall of text, it will only prove what I am accusing.

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 02:19 AM
Are we looking a the same post? You are constantly twisting our words. Please show what in my post says what you claim to be facts. All you have done with my own and my friends statements is type a wall of text where you shoot out lies and slander. So with this, be brief. If you simply answer with yet another wall of text, it will only prove what I am accusing.

Nope, I am always looking at a screen of Diablo II.

If you can't defend yourself from my words, I can't imagine how things will end up in the future for you.

Also, don't sell SoJs to vendors. They get eaten.

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qwertysaur
10-18-2008, 02:27 AM
mature Tav. mature.

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 02:30 AM
Perhaps your proof or evidence is not as sure as it might have seemed.

In case you wanted to know, my last paragraph is a reference to this band (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_City_Soundtrack).

Goldenboko
10-18-2008, 03:33 AM
Enough squabbling with the enemy. We have more important matters on our hands. We should start a list off all of our leader applicants and getting hyped about he we want to support baby :cool:!

I have the first post so that seems like a good place to keep everyone who applied!
I know I applied.

qwertysaur
10-18-2008, 03:37 AM
Myself
AK
TUH
Lekana

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 03:38 AM
Enough squabbling with the enemy.

DO NOT GET IN THE WAY OF MY TROLLING I NEED TO FARM LOTHAR'S DAMNIT

Goldenboko
10-18-2008, 03:43 AM
Enough squabbling with the enemy.

DO NOT GET IN THE WAY OF MY TROLLING I NEED TO FARM LOTHAR'S DAMNIT

A squabble with you is a fools venture. The true warrior realizes stealth is needed to take you out :plotting:

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 03:48 AM
A squabble with you is a fools venture. The true warrior realizes stealth is needed to take you out :plotting:

Actually, you would need some form of True Sight, because if you actually knew what Lothar's Edge (http://www.dota-allstars.com/items) was, you would have realized that I have a stealth item.

Goldenboko
10-18-2008, 03:51 AM
Haha you fool! I knew tempting you to show off would make you give out your own weakness. Victor is mine.

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 03:53 AM
Okay, so how will you go about getting a source of True Sight? How are you going to deal with my Butterfly, as well?

I have a Geass, the power of kings, good sir.

Goldenboko
10-18-2008, 03:58 AM
Get back in your own thread xD

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 04:06 AM
Get back in your own thread xD

EoFF forbids double posting. Who am I to argue with the universe?

Goldenboko
10-18-2008, 04:11 AM
Solution? Be quiet :D

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 04:14 AM
I could, but trolling is more fun.

Momiji
10-18-2008, 05:08 AM
Doubleteaming = double the fun.


Then again, you fools wouldn't know that, being all for dictatorship strict CK enforcement in forums no one cares about anymore. Do you feel special? Do you? Someone should arrest you for not being fun. Enjoy your order and boredom. There are better ways to spend your time than sit around and wonder if the last post you made was too inappropriate and how much of a flamefest you will be in because you simply said you don't like FFVII. It isn't fun, let me tell you. It's forced self-censorship, I'm telling you. It's violation of free speech. I could always roll deceptive and use doublethink, but Shinra is like Big Brother-- do anything as you please instead of what they want you to do, and you become a non-person. Enjoy your nonexistence.

~*~Celes~*~
10-18-2008, 05:38 PM
YAY SHINRA!

Aerith's Knight
10-18-2008, 05:47 PM
If I were any less of a man I would spam their thread with 1280x986 High res pictures, to increase loading time exponentially.

I, of course, would never do such a thing. :)

Mister Adequate
10-18-2008, 05:50 PM
Your time is at hand. Game over, man. Game over. Accept this now and concede with grace and humility. At least people might remember you as good losers.

Rantz
10-18-2008, 05:55 PM
Victor is mine.

:lol:

Aerith's Knight
10-18-2008, 06:09 PM
Victor is mine.

:lol:

I see there is a whole new side to GoBo. :lol:

Tavrobel
10-18-2008, 06:34 PM
Victor is mine.

:lol:

I see there is a whole new side to GoBo. :lol:

So slavery exists under the Shinra regime?

*shakes head in a manner that suggests "really, now?"*

Dolentrean
10-19-2008, 12:35 AM
Ok, So basically Gobo needs someone who is charming, skilled, and experienced to run with him so he seems like a good choice.

So all you undecided chicks and cats out there, I am hereby tossing my hat into the rind as Gobo's running mate.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 12:36 AM
Ok, So basically Gobo needs someone who is charming, skilled, and experienced to run with him so he seems like a good choice.

So all you undecided chicks and cats out there, I am hereby tossing my hat into the rind as Gobo's running mate.

<3

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 12:59 AM
Ok, So basically Gobo needs someone who is charming, skilled, and experienced to run with him so he seems like a good choice.

So all you undecided chicks and cats out there, I am hereby tossing my hat into the rind as Gobo's running mate.

<3

So did you guys accidentally pull an epic GOP move and choose Palin Dolentrean? Even their names rhyme!

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 01:16 AM
Ok, So basically Gobo needs someone who is charming, skilled, and experienced to run with him so he seems like a good choice.

So all you undecided chicks and cats out there, I am hereby tossing my hat into the rind as Gobo's running mate.

<3

So did you guys accidentally pull an epic GOP move and choose Palin Dolentrean? Even their names rhyme!

I can't help, but notice how worried you are about trying to just make fun of you're competition then to say how you're policies actually help the forum. :greenie:

Momiji
10-19-2008, 01:19 AM
I can't help, but notice how worried you are about trying to just make fun of you're competition then to say how you're policies actually help the forum. :greenie:



Boko, do you need re-education on the differences between 'your' and 'you're'?

Besides, if you're so hot on bashing our policies, you could at least back yourself up with YOUR policies.

*check*

Dolentrean
10-19-2008, 01:20 AM
Hey Gobo, lets leave the belittling and cheep tactics to the Avalanch party. Or else you will look like your trying to start a pissing contest.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 01:29 AM
It's funny how you pretend to transcend above everyone else with such comments, Dolentrean. Do you think that façade you're playing with will win you votes from your side?

Well, they probably will. How unfortunate that you attempt to fool people though.

Dolentrean
10-19-2008, 01:32 AM
ha ha ha, no. To be perfectly honest I just noticed how all the other cliché’s have been taken. Annoying idealist, selfish jerk, attack ads, I wanna be the condescending jackass.

That work for you?

P.S. Who wants to send me some contributions, endorsements would be nice too. All contributions will go to a good cause. I need some nice shoes and a suit so I can look like a proper politician (also hair plugs)

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 01:34 AM
Hey Gobo, lets leave the belittling and cheep tactics to the Avalanch party. Or else you will look like your trying to start a pissing contest.

If you treat even words with such evasive tactics, then how are the people to know whether or not there is validity to our statements? If you can not refute them, then what is the recourse?

I believe in party transparency. It is clear that what we want. Surely my methods will not be the same as some of my comrades, but we work toward the same goal, and we accept that there are more options than the single-mindedness of the Shinra. We do not crush creativity. New ideas are what progress is all about!


ha ha ha, no. To be perfectly honest I just noticed how all the other cliché’s have been taken. Annoying idealist, selfish jerk, attack ads, I wanna be the condescending jackass.

That work for you?

You missed the "absolute radical with methods that are too radical even for the people." Of course, if you resorted to that, some Shinra you would be.

Actually, now that I think about it, you would fit right in. Even the people disapprove of you.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 01:40 AM
If I can't hear it, it won't hurt me, I'll save talking with this delinquents for the debates.

Dolentrean
10-19-2008, 01:43 AM
Listen, I think it is pretty clear what Shinra stands for. I am simply a VP nominee, I am here to back Gobo up and step in when I feel he is wavering. No political candidate is perfect, I am here as proof of that, my views will more than likely differ from Gobo's (once I learn what his views are) and stand to simply work as a safeguard to his political failings and flaws.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 02:13 AM
If I can't hear it, it won't hurt me, I'll save talking with this delinquents for the debates.

Make up your mind. It should either be: "these delinquents" or "this delinquent."

Proper grammar builds ethos, the appeal of speaker credibility. Politics needs it, GB.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg

Momiji
10-19-2008, 02:15 AM
Oh, but Tavrobel, you're only making fun of 'you are' competition. :p

Besides, don't you know that 'this delinquents' is only saying 'many is one'. Therefore, Avalanche is many. Avalanche is one. Avalanche is Legion. Avalanche does not forgive. Avalanche does not forget.

Expect us.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 02:18 AM
Its my plan to effect the election in the worst way, to.

We've got 9000 uncensored p0n0s pointed at children, people.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 02:21 AM
As you can see, Avalanche works as one, because none of us are as cruel as all of us. Avalanche doesn't fall in battle, anyway. Avalanche is in control at all times. Avalanche does not accept failure. Avalanche delivers.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 02:24 AM
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee231/kingofhearts84/e978fb33823c20_full.jpg?t=1224375846

qwertysaur
10-19-2008, 02:25 AM
Its my plan to affect the election in the worst way, to.

We've got 9000 uncensored p0n0s pointed at children, people.
You found the one word that I will actually care enough to correct. You win a cookie. :cookie:

Isn't Avalanches' double standard great? Avalanche. "All for the people, but more for the people that are us."

Freya
10-19-2008, 02:26 AM
Wow. I thought we were suppose to be more of the elitists. You two seem to fit in well with that aspect of our policy.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 02:30 AM
You found the one word that I will actually care enough to correct. You win a cookie. :cookie:

Isn't Avalanches' double standard great? Avalanche. "All for the people, but more for the people that are us."

Cool beans, dude.

We have an open door policy, as long as you are willing to bring yourself to the table of discussion. And maybe a pencil and paper. Our secretary is on maternity leave.

See? We offer benefits. What can Shinra do?

Dolentrean
10-19-2008, 02:30 AM
Indeed, if they really wish to stir things up they could endorce me and gobo, that would really show how crule and harsh Avalanch is.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 02:32 AM
Isn't Avalanches' double standard great? Avalanche. "All for the people, but more for the people that are us."

Where we did we say that? Perhaps you shouldn't make things up. It makes you look bad.

qwertysaur
10-19-2008, 02:35 AM
Isn't Avalanches' double standard great? Avalanche. "All for the people, but more for the people that are us."

Where we did we say that? Perhaps you shouldn't make things up. It makes you look bad.
You have not, yet. I was making a slogan to go with the banner i made for you.

Also tell Tav your advice, he could learn from it.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 02:36 AM
Also tell Tav your advice, he could learn from it.

Sorry, dude, I don't listen to stupid people from the Shinra when it comes to the truth, seeing as how all you manage to do is censor and contort it.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 02:38 AM
I was making a slogan to go with the banner i made for you.


What a pleasant coincidence! As it turns out, I have made one for you as well!

Enjoy.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/big_brother_theater-1.jpg

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 04:49 AM
Have we anymore applicants to add to this list fellow Shinrans?

Sir Lancealot
10-19-2008, 05:11 AM
Applicants for what?

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 05:17 AM
Leader of the Shinra party of course! You give them to election booth I just want to keep a tally for those who wish to rally!

Del Murder
10-19-2008, 05:24 AM
I prefer to be the puppetmaster pulling the strings behind the scenes. You can be my puppet though.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 05:28 AM
I see you play your politics like you do your mafia.

Sir Lancealot
10-19-2008, 05:29 AM
Del, I think you would do better as head of Homeland Security.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 06:36 AM
We all know that Tom Ridge is the brains behind Homeland Security and the administration. PA represent!

ljkkjlcm9
10-19-2008, 06:40 AM
I prefer to be the puppetmaster pulling the strings behind the scenes. You can be my puppet though.

you're too noticeable and well known to be a puppet master... you have already failed... sorry

THE JACKEL

Momiji
10-19-2008, 06:45 AM
Oh hey guys, thanks for treating all of Avalanche to Olive Garden.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 06:46 AM
Yeah, we're not going to bother with the Never-Ending Pasta Bowl. And I hope you guys don't mind, I'm getting an appetizer, too. Calamari is delicious.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 06:48 AM
Yep, and I'll have the tiramisu for dessert.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 06:49 AM
Chocolate Mousse Cake for me. You guys want in? I mean, you are paying for it, after all.

Samuraid
10-19-2008, 07:12 AM
Lasagna - Olive Garden style...that sounds really good right now.

Bunny
10-19-2008, 07:14 AM
Shrimp Scampi for me, please.

Sir Lancealot
10-19-2008, 07:20 AM
Lasagna - Olive Garden style...that sounds really good right now.

I'm going to get this, but unlike the cheapos at Avalanche, I'm going to use my own money.

Samuraid
10-19-2008, 07:22 AM
Lasagna - Olive Garden style...that sounds really good right now.

I'm going to get this, but unlike the cheapos at Avalanche, I'm going to use my own money.
We're not cheapos; we're going to use your own money as well. :greenie:

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 07:24 AM
I'm going to get this, but unlike the cheapos at Avalanche, I'm going to use my own money.

We are using our own money.

... except we just got it from you guys. I believe it to be true! The system works!

Sir Lancealot
10-19-2008, 07:32 AM
We're not cheapos; we're going to use your own money as well.

I've two accounts, the empty one you've got access to, and the one with my money in it.



We are using our own money.
... except we just got it from you guys. I believe it to be true! The system works!

Um, it's still our money, you're just a thief that tries to hide that fact.

Arc_Master_14
10-19-2008, 07:32 AM
I'll have the chicken alfredo with a diet coke.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 07:41 AM
I've two accounts, the empty one you've got access to, and the one with my money in it.

You know you have to put money into the other account to keep it active, right? Your bank has been transferring about 100 Gil a month to keep it active. It had about 1700 Gil in it by the time we got there, so it was more than enough to pay for tonight. Thanks, though. You should probably tell your bank about it, though.

Ohh, and don't say that you have a secret Swiss Bank account or something in the Caymans. We know you work for Shinra, and Shinra requires that you have money in an account at all times, as well as a Shinra Bank account in the first place, both Savings and Checking. Sorry, dude, they crapped out.

By the way, I looked at the interest rate. .05% is not good. You really should invest in a better bank, with all the trouble the economy is going through. I mean, it's just common sense. No point in wasting that Shinra Economic Stimulus Check.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 07:43 AM
We are using our own money.
... except we just got it from you guys. I believe it to be true! The system works!

Um, it's still our money, you're just a thief that tries to hide that fact.

We aren't stealing your money. We're just liberating it.

Sir Lancealot
10-19-2008, 07:48 AM
Ohh, and don't say that you have a secret Swiss Bank account. We know you work for Shinra, and Shinra requires that you have money in an account at all times, as well as a Shinra Bank account in the first place, both Savings and Checking.

While the bold part is true, we are allowed other accounts, so most of my money is safe.


Sorry, dude, they crapped out.

Please explain.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 07:53 AM
While the bold part is true, we are allowed other accounts, so most of my money is safe.


Sorry, dude, they crapped out.

Please explain.

We're not uncouth barbarians, we don't want all of it. Just enough for some dinner. Pocket change, as it were. We have a right to eat.

Because they wouldn't let you put more of your money in the private banks. I mean, requiring an account at your place of work, which is authoritative and not economically practical in the first place is kind of uncool. They could secretly siphon money out at any time to cover their own losses, and you wouldn't be able to do much about it. Sorry, man, they crapped out.

Seriously, .05% interest? That's like, nothing. You would get more interest just by putting 10 Gil into the Wutai Stock Exchange and leave it there for 30 years. Leave it there, and despite economic fluctuations, you're set to get at least 12% total interest, and the Wutai Stock Exchange compounds funds quarterly, not annually, like Shinra. Yeah, it's that bad.

This is one of the things we wish to change.

Sir Lancealot
10-19-2008, 08:00 AM
Things are different if you're party memeber.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 08:01 AM
Elitists.

*scoff*

Sir Lancealot
10-19-2008, 08:03 AM
Elitists.

*scoff*

You're just as bad as were are.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 08:06 AM
We're just trying to belong in the world, gettin' by how we can. It must be nice having a problem with the concept of life like the Shinra do. I'm sure it'd make life a lot easier, and perceptions of other life to be far devalued.

Whatever. To each his own?

Del Murder
10-19-2008, 10:00 AM
Oh yeah? Well our theme music is cooler than yours!

Rantz
10-19-2008, 10:08 AM
I'm a bit late to the party, but I'll just have the Chianti Braised Short Ribs in a doggy bag, please.

demondude
10-19-2008, 11:35 AM
Sorry, there was bad traffic, I'll take a small portion of everything you have, then I'll decide what I want to eat out of it.

qwertysaur
10-19-2008, 05:06 PM
Try the tour of Italy. :p

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 05:58 PM
See the new wiki? Another victory for the Shinra party!

The Summoner of Leviathan
10-19-2008, 06:12 PM
Lies, Wiki will always be in the hearts of Avalanche. Avalanche is for the people, for everyone of EoFF. Wiki by nature is a communal thing not exclusive to elitist like Shinra!

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 06:16 PM
Lies, Wiki will always be in the hearts of Avalanche. Avalanche is for the people, for everyone of EoFF. Wiki by nature is a communal thing not exclusive to elitist like Shinra!

Let's see. Who vied for an updated Wiki?

Our wiki really needs help.


You can't view recent changes
It has an extremely dated layout
The current skin on it is quite distasteful, and doesn't match the rest of the site
Its not even the latest version


Now I know y'all are going to yell at me for using this site as an example, but I think the nicest thing about this site is the wiki. This is a good wiki (http://mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page). Sure, maybe the fact its on a game gives them an advantage, but we totally have enough history and members to pull this off.

Also See how there's a link under everyone's posts to his or her wiki? (http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9220&start=301) I think that's another good idea we should consider implementing. Its easy to forget we have a wiki and just stop caring. Staff should step up and provide a better wiki to set an example to everyone else imo.

Who didn't?


Wikis are supposed to be available to edit by everyone. Why don't you do it, if you care so much? I don't see why Staff should deal with everything. They're busy doing nothing. Is not nothing also an admirable cause of work? Shame on you.

qwertysaur
10-19-2008, 06:31 PM
ShinRa loves the wiki, since ShinRa loves EoFF and exits only for the good of the forums. Avalanche works to destroy whatb ShinRa wants of give to the people. Vote ShinRa for a better tomorrow.

Flying Mullet
10-19-2008, 06:36 PM
This thread looks about done.

*closes*

Aerith's Knight
10-19-2008, 07:26 PM
Bad Mulley! Down, boy!

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 07:27 PM
So, where were we? Ah yes, appointing me Leader correct?

Aerith's Knight
10-19-2008, 07:30 PM
It is anonymous.

Try again later.

I'll save my politics talk for when/if I'm actually chosen.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 07:32 PM
Nope. The applications are suppose to be anonymous, but the party members will also get to vote for an applicant, and for the actual person. Creating an unbias and bias vote for all Shinra members! Now, I shall have at ye!

qwertysaur
10-19-2008, 07:32 PM
Not quite Boko, not until after the debates and we choose who is best to lead. I look forward to pressing the issues, like the abuse of power Avalanche has already shown, and how ShinRa will not stand for it, and we then rally under our leader to protect EoFF from the tyranny whomever Avalanche chooses will bring.

I'll do my best to try and get the nomination, don't get me wrong, but I will take a loss if the ShinRa party chooses it. I hope the rest of the candidates will do the same. ShinRa '08 will win with our devotion to ShinRa and EoFF!

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 07:33 PM
Wikis are supposed to be available to edit by everyone. Why don't you do it, if you care so much? I don't see why Staff should deal with everything. They're busy doing nothing. Is not nothing also an admirable cause of work? Shame on you.stuff

Again, you misinterpret my words. Where did I say that the Wiki should be destroyed? It was a challenge to you to do something, and yet, you failed to do it. You spread your slander and your lies, twisting my words, when you have no plausible skill to speak of manipulation in the first place. A pox on thee, vile, pathetic VERMIN!


Bad Mulley! Down, boy!

Your words outweigh your influence. He was merely balancing the scales. By exiling myself and Momiji to the world of C, you have perpetuated your cycle of abuse, and made it abundantly clear of the wrongs the people will suffer. Lit bright for all the wordl to see, you are transparent. Yor are but an onion; peel away the layers, and there is no substance.


So, where were we? Ah yes, appointing me Leader correct?

Such audacity you have, to so announce your plans in open while the allies of the world have returned.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 07:33 PM
Hey Shinra! Vote Boko as your leader so we can win this with no difficulty!

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 07:37 PM
qwert, what do you mean not quite? xD I never said when we where to vote ;p

Wonder, is Psy gonna organize the debates or are we to do so ourselves?

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 07:37 PM
Hey Shinra, how does the taste of dirt do you over? Great, right?

Aerith's Knight
10-19-2008, 07:49 PM
This in-election hostility is exactly what is wrong with the system of today.

Instead of trying to discredit the other's ideals and plans, why not promote your own.

Explain how your plan will change the world, and make it better, how to counter any problems might arise, not pointing out those problems of the opposition.

We need to look forward, to the future, but not of a divided and problem-riddled EoFF.

The future of us.

Fighting never solved anything, only caused hard feelings that bleed over after the fighting ends.

Deep words cause deep actions. Think before you say.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 07:50 PM
At least saving this level of fighting for when you have a freakin' nomination. They more attacks we get from Tavrobel and Momiji the less seriously I can take them.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 07:51 PM
Instead of trying to discredit the other's ideals and plans, why not promote your own.

Deep words cause deep actions. Think before you say.

Actually, we have been furthering our agenda, whilst balancing attacks at this corrupt system.

Sir, I might suggest that you look at yourself before you realize that your actions are exact replicas, models, as it were, of what you accuse of being.


At least saving this level of fighting for when you have a freakin' nomination. They more attacks we get from Tavrobel and Momiji the less seriously I can take them.

And yet our concerns are pertinent, for the sake of the people at EoFF. Why don't you try responding in a way that doesn't make you look more like an idiot? Maybe we would take you seriously for once.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 07:52 PM
At least saving this level of fighting for when you have a freakin' nomination. They more attacks we get from Tavrobel and Momiji the less seriously I can take them.

Well that's too bad, since we've never taken you seriously.

Ever.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 07:53 PM
I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

;p

Momiji
10-19-2008, 07:54 PM
That didn't even make sense. We've never taken ourselves seriously?

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 07:56 PM
Childish people beget childish responses, and drown themselves in poor logic, based on the inability to discern between imagination and reality.

Ohh, in case you couldn't translate that, it was basically big words for "takes one to know one."

Aerith's Knight
10-19-2008, 07:57 PM
Instead of trying to discredit the other's ideals and plans, why not promote your own.

Deep words cause deep actions. Think before you say.

Actually, we have been furthering our agenda, whilst balancing attacks at this corrupt system.

Sir, I might suggest that you look at yourself before you realize that your actions are exact replicas, models, as it were, of what you accuse of being.



Again, instead of explaining yourself, you attack and discredit me instead.

Does the messenger really discredit the message? Can't it be that even though I contradict myself, I may also be speaking the truth?

This is why I will keep quiet for the time being. Nothing can actually be solved or noticed until the second part of the elections.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 07:59 PM
The first smart decision you've had ever. Do believe that I am applauding you at this very instant. While typing.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 07:59 PM
Instead of trying to discredit the other's ideals and plans, why not promote your own.

Deep words cause deep actions. Think before you say.

Actually, we have been furthering our agenda, whilst balancing attacks at this corrupt system.

Sir, I might suggest that you look at yourself before you realize that your actions are exact replicas, models, as it were, of what you accuse of being.



Again, instead of explaining yourself, you attack me instead.

This is why I will keep quiet for the time being. Nothing can actually be solved or noticed until the second part of the elections.

Correction, nothing can be solved while these two insist on trolling the elections with constant verbal butthurt in the attempt to fulfill some hole in their lives.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 08:01 PM
Instead of trying to discredit the other's ideals and plans, why not promote your own.

Deep words cause deep actions. Think before you say.

Actually, we have been furthering our agenda, whilst balancing attacks at this corrupt system.

Sir, I might suggest that you look at yourself before you realize that your actions are exact replicas, models, as it were, of what you accuse of being.



Again, instead of explaining yourself, you attack me instead.

This is why I will keep quiet for the time being. Nothing can actually be solved or noticed until the second part of the elections.

Correction, nothing can be solved while these two insist on trolling the elections with constant verbal butthurt in the attempt to fulfill some hole in their lives.

Who's the butthurt one here? We didn't ban anyone because we're too stingy to take people out to dinner.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 08:02 PM
Correction, nothing can be solved while these two insist on trolling the elections with constant verbal butthurt in the attempt to fulfill some hole in their lives.

Actually, I'm the one who is filling up certain other person's holes. I told you before, didn't I? I mentioned who it was when I said I didn't want sushi, because she's been eating it all week.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 08:02 PM
And the butthurt continues *ignores*

Fate Fatale
10-19-2008, 08:03 PM
*Shinra Party Added to Wiki* you guys can update it.

competitions:the_shinra_party [Eyes on Final Fantasy] (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/competitions/the_shinra_party)

Momiji
10-19-2008, 08:05 PM
And the butthurt continues *ignores*

Keep that smartassed comment in mind when you lose.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 08:07 PM
*Shinra Party Added to Wiki* you guys can update it.

competitions:the_shinra_party [Eyes on Final Fantasy] (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/competitions/the_shinra_party)

I'll be sure to add something to it later. Good work on the wiki so far bud. I'll join you after my homework ;O

krissy
10-19-2008, 08:10 PM
im not backreading but

THE CID'S KNIGHTS ARE LIKE SHINRA
THEY JUST GET IN THE WAY

Momiji
10-19-2008, 08:12 PM
im not backreading but

THE CID'S KNIGHTS ARE LIKE SHINRA
THEY JUST GET IN THE WAY

Don't worry, it's totally accurate. :p

~*~Celes~*~
10-19-2008, 08:12 PM
Goldenboko for leader!

*continues to nom her carrots*

demondude
10-19-2008, 08:35 PM
Goldenboko has allowed me to see the light, I was deceived by Avalanche, and therefore I ask, am I permitted to be a member of Shinra?

Aerith's Knight
10-19-2008, 08:37 PM
*is suspisious*

No offense, but I don't see GoBo converting anyone with these talks.

demondude
10-19-2008, 08:38 PM
No need, I personally feel Gobo is the best presidential candidate, I will be supporting him.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 08:38 PM
Oh my, I feel touched. DD should be able to join imo! xD

qwertysaur
10-19-2008, 08:41 PM
All he needs to do is change his sig. Then I shall accept him into our party.

demondude
10-19-2008, 09:57 PM
I changed it!

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 10:19 PM
So, uhh, while I'm here, I'll be ordering:
Ahi Tuna (appetizer)
Louisiana Gumbo (soup)
16 oz Kobe Beef (main course), medium rare
Mashed Potatoes (side dish)
Tiramisu (dessert)

Thanks, Shinra.

Vermachtnis
10-19-2008, 10:26 PM
Ahh, uhh, umm...letsee here.

I'll have: Barbequed Shrimp, that Louisiana Gumbo does look good I take one too, a T-Bone, an order of Steak Fries, and a peice of cheesecake!

Momiji
10-19-2008, 10:29 PM
I think I'll go for the lobster bisque...and ooh the Ruth's Chop Salad looks good, and for the main course I'll have a five-pound lobster with a side of mashed potatoes. For dessert, the caramelized banana cream pie. Cheesecake is tomorrow, so I'll have that then.

Mister Adequate
10-19-2008, 10:44 PM
Crosspost from our thread:

I'm going to have to point out that I suggested a place to eat. I did not and do not advocate any sort of theft. I do not believe this entire debacle is in the best interests of anyone, and I am rejecting any role in it.

But this wouldn't be happening with me as the candidate, I can assure you. No, we'd have both integrity and discipline.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 10:45 PM
Huxley, you're taking this too seriously. o_o

Mister Adequate
10-19-2008, 10:48 PM
Huxley, you're taking this too seriously. o_o

So... your faggy RP is just fine, but my faggy RP is taking it too seriously?

Momiji
10-19-2008, 10:50 PM
Well, mine isn't as convincing as yours. :p

Aerith's Knight
10-19-2008, 10:51 PM
more annoying though.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 10:52 PM
You have no room to talk when it comes to being annoying, mister.

Aerith's Knight
10-19-2008, 10:53 PM
Right, because I'm the one spamming this thread with pointless banter and inarticulate insults.

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 10:55 PM
At least you have something to respond to.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 10:57 PM
Right, because I'm the one spamming this thread with pointless banter and inarticulate insults.

Who the hell are you calling inarticulate? You guys are taking something that is supposed to be fun as something serious. This is not real politics, after all.

Also, please show me some banter with a point. If no one was around to keep posting, these threads would die.

Del Murder
10-19-2008, 11:04 PM
Is this how politics really works?

Tavrobel
10-19-2008, 11:11 PM
Is this how politics really works?

Nope, first you have to spread a rumor around, and then deny it. Spin City doesn't lie, Del.

Laddy
10-19-2008, 11:22 PM
Lobster Bisque for Soup, please.
Stuffed Mushrooms for Appetizer.
16oz Kobe Beef, Medium Well for entree.
Baked Potateos for a side. Butter and Chives, please.
Cheescake for dessert.

Bill due to ShinRa Party, please.

theundeadhero
10-19-2008, 11:23 PM
Goldenboko has allowed me to see the light, I was deceived by Avalanche, and therefore I ask, am I permitted to be a member of Shinra?We don't deny anyone the right to run for public office, no matter which party they choose. You are free to run as a ShinRa.


Who the hell are you calling inarticulate? You guys are taking something that is supposed to be fun as something serious. This is not real politics, after all.

This is all for the embetterment of the elections to me :p I haven't taken anthing seriously or done anything in a serious manner except ban another second account of Demon Dudes. Maybe you took your "jailtime, one day drunk tank" ban for stealing as too serious.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 11:23 PM
Huxley, you're taking this too seriously. o_o

So its okay when you're a douchebag? :jess:

Momiji
10-19-2008, 11:24 PM
Huxley, you're taking this too seriously. o_o

So its okay when you're a douchebag? :jess:

Never seemed to stop you at all.

Goldenboko
10-19-2008, 11:25 PM
Huxley, you're taking this too seriously. o_o

So its okay when you're a douchebag? :jess:

Never seemed to stop you at all.

*h5*

NeoCracker
10-19-2008, 11:29 PM
You'll see none of this pointless banter and angry speek amongst The Third Party.

Momiji
10-19-2008, 11:30 PM
Mainly because your thread is nonexistent.

NeoCracker
10-19-2008, 11:33 PM
Doesn't matter, me and my follower don't argue at all.

And since the hate in this thread is against both Avalanche and Shinra, even though this is Shinra's thread, clearly you don't actually need one for arguments. :p

Besides, its not my fault my followers aren't a part of the Machine. The Machine wants you to fight and argue, it distracts from the truth. Just another ploy to keep the masses ignorant and itself in power.

Arc_Master_14
10-20-2008, 12:40 AM
Hmm I'll have the Sizzlin Blue Crab cakes and a ceasar salad to start. For dinner Ill take the Lamb Chops. And later on I'll have to try the Creme Brulee. Oh yea the Shinra party is paying