The Official Avalanche Party Thread

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The Avalanche Party Thread!

The Avalanche Party's power base is in the northern forums, like General Chat, but they are also popular with thinkers and artists, so they have a strong power base in Eyes on Each Other and Arts/Writing.

The War

In 2001, Citizen Bleys launched a vicious terrorist attack on Eyes on FF, destroying the World Events forum. In response. EoFF sent in a team of Cid's Knights to God Hates Fraggles', a forum belonging to Bleys' close ally, Dr Unne, upon rumours that it was harbouring hackers and spambots. After an initial spam bombardment, the forces of Unne surrendered and the Cid's Knights began an occupation, where insurgents launch daily assaults upon them.

The Avalanche party wishes to immediately pull all Cid's Knights out of GHF. They also intend to pay a series of reparations to GHF for all the damage done, funded by an increase in membership fees. In addition to this, they have also decided to give GHF the Spirits Within Forum and the General Archive, as a sign of good faith.

Homeland Security
The Avalanche Party believe that Cid's Knights having the power to view regular members' IP addresses, email addresses and birth dates is an invasion of privacy, and these powers will be removed.

Law & Order
The Avalanche Party will strip Cid's Knights of their power to ban users and close threads. Posting hardcore pornography and "buy cheap nike jordan shoes" are just ways of users expressing themselves, and creativity should not be stifled. If a user comes into your visitor messages showing hostility, you should passively allow him to do and take what he wishes, and remain calm until he leaves.

The Economy
The Avalanche Party will shun corporate sponsorship, and EoFF will be ad free. However, users will have to pay for membership. Long-time members, having had more use out of the site, will be in a higher tax bracket than newer members.

Immigration
The Avalanche Party thinks that EoFF belongs to everyone, and new users from GameFAQs, Gaia Online and the YouTube comments section will be encouraged to join, and their presence will be just as valued as long-time EoFFers. Anyone who tells them off for embracing their own unique language (lol this vid is COOL!!!!!) will be outed as a racist.


Does this appeal to you? I hope it does! Join up in the thread!

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Please do not tell anyone what you write in this form. Pretty please! Or say anything to identify yourself!


Any crimes or misdemeanours?

Favourite flavour of ice cream?

Write a Haiku about why your party is the best.

Please tell us why you'd make a great candidate.

Create a political comic. You may find this generator (http://stripgenerator.com/create/) useful, although you do not have to use it.

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The Primaries will begin in 5 days, so get your applications in by then, folks! :mog:


Members:
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich
Bunny
Laddy
Arc_Master_14
Rye
Vermachtnis
Rantzien
Flying Mullet
NeoTifa
Fate Fatale
IronOcean
The Summoner of Leviathan
SilverWind
Baloki
Samuraid
:quina:
Earthworm Jim

[scrumpleberry]

I'm vewy vewy north wing. Equal wights and peaceful pwotest pwease! :heart:

I'm quite sure that I shouldn't stand for leader I mean there are plenty of more ethnically diverse people than me who obviously deserve it so much more. I'll stand on the sidelines and cheeeeeer!

(i can also draw stuff if ya want)


THIS WILL BE AWESOME BUT I CBA/HAVE NO TIME TO RUN FOR PARTY LEADER, I'LL TAKE A BACK SEAT AS SOMEONE'S ADVISOR OR SOMETHING MORE ROOM TO SPREAD OUT AND HYPNOTISE PEOPLE AND INFLUENCE IMPORTANT DECISIONS OOPS WHAT WAS I SAYING DING MY FRIENDSHIP COOKIES ARE DONE I'VE GOT TO GO

[Yar]

Well, since GoBo is ShinRa, I'll join this party.

[Cookie]

Guys how many Avalanche party members does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol it doesn't even matter because Shinra will just cut off their power.

[scrumpleberry]

maaan we need some more members x) eoff is well nasty

[Psychotic]

You're going to end up leader by default, berry!

[scrumpleberry]

ah poop.

[Tavrobel]

Man, this thread needs more posts.

[zaqwert]

This party needs more members too. :O

[Tavrobel]

Ahh, at last, the underdog party. Burdened by the necessity of proof, it exists in a world that is incessantly run by the powerful elite. Live underneath, and dwell in the moldy darkness, waiting, cloaked by the shadows. Swiftly striking, efficiency is the tantamount. Epitomize your effectiveness, and introduce fear into order. Chaos, too, has its pitfalls. Strive ever and on! Yeah, that is the power of the underdog, for they appeal to the basic belief that people are equal.

A strict belief in the basic things in life, striving ever and anon to bring equality to all; one could only help to wonder if it was not a power-play for themselves. Information controlled, facts changed, why, if you could not exist, how would people know? Your greatest fears, realized, that you are not you. The avatars of change and radicalism. "What good can you do," they might suggest to you? But how can one ever find out if never given the chance. Break the system, craft a new paradigm, that is what we all strive for, a place in the world.

Despair ye, not! As long a smile remains, there is hope for the world in all of its endeavors. Challenge the upper echelon of society, and bring them down to the horrors of mortality.

Yeah, I will fight for ye.

[Bunny]

I will crush the opposing party.

[Momiji]

Count me in.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[Election Booth]

I will crush the opposing party.

I'll take that as a yes. :)

[Tavrobel]

This is looking good, people. We could use some more awesome. Isn't the joining of Bunny enough for the vote, ye swing voters?

[Yar]

Guys, we're the mavericks. :cool: Sarah Palin, eat your heart out.

[Laddy]

Add the hippie, please.

[Arc_Master_14]

Add this creative thinker

[Rye]

Darlings, I shall join. :-*

[Tavrobel]

Guys, we need userbars. Hard. The very simple statement of our usage will drive the enemy into self-oppressing oblivion.

[Bunny]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2008/10/17/im-just-sayin.png

[Election Booth]

This party needs to PM me more apps. for Presidency. :p

[Yar]

This party needs to PM me more apps. for Presidency. :p

*Sigh* Okay. I was setting my sights low: Vice-President. :rolleyes2

[Tavrobel]

This party needs to PM me more apps. for Presidency. :p

That's not my style. I'm coordinating.

[qwertysaur]

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/aval-1.jpg

[Tavrobel]

I love abusing adblock.

[Momiji]

I love abusing adblock.

Greatest invention since the interweb itself.

[Madame Adequate]

Haha. You poor ignorant ignoramuses. The Avalanche party would be no better than the Shinra! You think they intend anything beneficial? No, they are bent on destruction, ceaseless, mindless destruction. They cannot be blamed, they have been driven mad by the oppression of the Shinra, and now hate all life and lash out thoughtlessly against it, making no distinction between friend and foe. But they certainly won't lead to anything beneficial, they are just bent on tearing down everything that exists, even the beneficial things.

[Tavrobel]

MILF, don't you see? Build upon our sad state, and offer us your rhetoric. Don't be blasted into the belief that simply sitting out of the loop will change society. Jack the Bear did it once, and in the telling of his story, he found that withdrawing from society did nothing to change his displeasures. You must help us! Change the structure from the inside of the foundation. We'll find our way. Not to the top. Not to the side, or the bottom.

We'll be the Slightly Grey. Goddamnit, we can't let this opportunity pass. The fight is on, and we can do good things. We can't accept more of the same. It cannot be a godsmurfing option. It can't be. You know it, too, don't you? Don't be misled into the dark hinderances of the cave. Don't go back without preparation. We'll head there one day, but now, we must build a way to the truth.

Truthseeker MILF, I implore you. Trust in the well-meaning thoughts of the people. If at the least, you will regard yourself the watchdog of corruption, then that is greater even still, that we might find ourselves be misled by the lies of the enemy. They want us to not be organized. To not see ourselves in the mirror? You truly understand the folly. Allow yourself to allow us to see it in ourselves when the time has gone wrong. Truthseeker MILF. This is your burden.

[Election Booth]

Less talky, more joiny.

[Vermachtnis]

Vermachtnis was deeply moved by your words and joined the party without your consent.

[NeoCracker]

You only march under the guise of being different. The only purpose you serve is to keep up the impression o a choice, to make us think we can actually change things. In the end, only minor changes shall occur, but the underlying problems that plague us shall never go away.

I will not be fooled by the mask you have so cleverly put up to shield yoru true intentions.

[Momiji]

Oh, you poor soul. You will be accepted here with an open heart.

Shinra won't give you that. With Shinra, you get cold elitist statements such as

Years of oppression? Oh honey You're only mad cause you can't put cat girl hentai in your sig. Your beliefs sound more avalanche than anything. Maybe you should drop the third party act and just join them.

Cause obviously you didn't think your thoughts out too well.



Are you willing to put up with that?


ARE YOU?!

[NeoCracker]

Oh, you poor soul. You will be accepted here with an open heart.

Shinra won't give you that. With Shinra, you get cold elitist statements such as

Years of oppression? Oh honey You're only mad cause you can't put cat girl hentai in your sig. Your beliefs sound more avalanche than anything. Maybe you should drop the third party act and just join them.

Cause obviously you didn't think your thoughts out too well.



Are you willing to put up with that?


ARE YOU?!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/2580326-post44.html

[Momiji]

Then I suppose there is no hope for you, seeing that your party was disbanded.

[NeoCracker]

The only hope for me is in the chance that the peopel will open their eyes and see through the ignorance that has clouded their eyes.

So yes, you would be right.

[Rantz]

So in!

[Goldenboko]

This forum started out a Final Fantasy site, is a Final Fantasy site, and will foreverly be our Final Fantasy site. I'd rather die before I see you change my dear EoFF to a large EoEo. Shinra will purge this forum of you're kind, hail!

No power? Chaos! Taxes? Poverty! Large open immigration? Fail! A vote for Avalanche is a vote for chaos, poverty, and failure.

[Momiji]

Spoken by someone who has thousands upon thousands of posts in General Chat.

Bind back his corky arms, the filthy traitor.

[Flying Mullet]

This party needs me!

*joins Avalanche*

[Aerith's Knight]

Mulley?

How could you! >:[

You'll be the first to perish if your revolution comes.

[Flying Mullet]

This party is the light, the vision, the necessity the people need to change. Yes, my friends, change.

[Madame Adequate]

Change is but a codeword for destruction!

[Flying Mullet]

Are you changing change?

[Rantz]

He's just a poor, crazy hobo. Here, have some change.

[Madame Adequate]

The whole thing's a sham anyway! Who is Election Booth to tell us what you can and can't publish in order to further your campaigns? "Please do not tell anyone what you write in this form."? No. Just no. You're free to publish haikus and political comics all you want!

Subvert the system, because they're aiming to trick you all. What government can be trusted which keeps secrets about an election?

[demondude]

Uhh, count me in I guess.

[NeoTifa]

i win. threads over

[Momiji]

*ahem*
<!--Are you ever going to post something worth reading, NeoTifa?-->

[Flying Mullet]

Gesundheit.

[demondude]

I submitted my application. : - D

[Flying Mullet]

http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/mulley08.jpg

[Psychotic]

Naughty NeoTifa! Application stuff is supposed to be anonymous. ;)

[Madame Adequate]

I'll join. But only because I intend to shake things up.

[NeoTifa]

i just thought that comic was epic. i thought youd enjoy :p

[Psychotic]

They'll see it soon. :)

[NeoTifa]

o ok sweet

[Tavrobel]

I'll join. But only because I intend to shake things up.

And shake things up will be the opportunity that you will receive, dear friend. Do know that in the future the establishment will fear your name.

[theundeadhero]

In the end it will be FM as Avalanche and myself as ShinRa, and that election will go the way of the Pope.

[demondude]

I call sexutary.

[theundeadhero]

You're too young to know what I'm talking about which is also why you should be too young to vote, <i>newbie</i>.

[qwertysaur]

I call sexutary.
Hockey Mom scandal?

[Tavrobel]

You're too young to know what I'm talking about which is also why you should be too young to vote, <i>newbie</i>.

Do not tell our ally what it is that he can or can not do. Your very closed-minded view of the the abilities of people are exactly what cause you to perpetuate your efforts to bring stasis to the world. Even time marches on, and it can not be redeemed. Away with you, harbinger of lies.

[demondude]

Baby yes. :jokey:

[theundeadhero]

Time does march on, but in your case it does not march to a land of bliss. Your time marches towards a land of darkness that EOFF will never recover from. That is why ShinRa stand to oppose you.

[NeoTifa]

gtfo of my thread!!!

[demondude]

Your thread?
Avalanche stands for equality (and porn ; p), it is the peoples thread.

[Laddy]

At AVALANCHE, there is no I or My. There is only We and Our and Us. So, no, this thread belongs to US, the people. Not I, the NeoTifa, or some such.

[Flying Mullet]

This shall end nothing like the Pope fiasco! :aimmad:

[qwertysaur]

You promise so much, but how much can you really provide. You say that you shall give away a forum called, "The spirits within" but yet I see no such forum. Don't spread lies. :mad2:

[Freya]

At AVALANCHE, there is no I or My. There is only We and Our and Us. So, no, this thread belongs to US, the people. Not I, the NeoTifa, or some such.

You say this yet you don't care for lower eyeson? You want people to join you, you want newbies to flow free but at what cost? You just want people to support your porn escapades. You're not for the people. You're for you're own selfish desires.

[Laddy]

At AVALANCHE, there is no I or My. There is only We and Our and Us. So, no, this thread belongs to US, the people. Not I, the NeoTifa, or some such.

You say this yet you don't care for lower eyeson? You want people to join you, you want newbies to flow free but at what cost? You just want people to support your porn escapades. You're not for the people. You're for you're own selfish desires.
No, ma'am. We believe in a more useful benefit from Eyeson. We hope to create a more free and happy place for you, the people. And the price of Eyeson is simply paltry in comparison to the pirce of freedom. And Freedom is a price ShinRa isn't willing to pay.

[Tavrobel]

Time does march on, but in your case it does not march to a land of bliss. Your time marches towards a land of darkness that EOFF will never recover from. That is why ShinRa stand to oppose you.

How would you know? Have you even dared to try? Is your view of the world so negative that people are to be led on the chains of despair? That's a self-fulfilling prophecy, dear TUH. With such a downtrodden view of the nature of humanity, always looking down at the ground, instead of the sky. Would you rather that we clip our wings? Dare to defy your misguided notions of stasis; we will find our way, and I make no promises that it will be a quick fix, but we will get there, and glory to the powers that have led us there, and solidarity to our unbelieving brothers.


gtfo of my thread!!!

Just because you were first doesn't make it your thread. This is the thread of the community of change. Singularity is what drive us apart, nay, it is the differences each person has to be used in conjunction with the differences of every other person, that the synergy of our combined might is not just one plus one equals two, but rather, one plus one equals ten thousand!


You say this yet you don't care for lower eyeson? You want people to join you, you want newbies to flow free but at what cost? You just want people to support your porn escapades. You're not for the people. You're for you're own selfish desires.

And what of the members that do love the bottom? That we are forced to dwell here until the end of our days in the darkness cast on us by the authoritarians. To believe that we have a single-minded purpose is as folly as the notion that stasis leads to perfection. Nay, it is progress, not stasis that leads to the best for all.

[qwertysaur]

Pornography allows the monsters that dwell deep within the Southern forums to multiply is both strength and numbers. If the lower forums fall, there shall be no buffer against them, and the Northern forums shall quickly fall, even the walled city of EoEO.

Tell me, do you remember the weakness of the Mandragora, or the only way to subdue a rampaging pack of Azure Flans? How about how to channel a strong Blizarra to put out a fire? The people of the Southern forums know this all too well. The CK's are able to give the protection that stops the breeding of these fiends.

Also remember that the war began because the Northern forums were attacked. Now you wish to thank us by dooming our home to a fate worse than death?

[Laddy]

Pornography allows the monsters that dwell deep within the Southern forums to multiply is both strength and numbers. If the lower forums fall, there shall be no buffer against them, and the Northern forums shall quickly fall, even the walled city of EoEO.

Tell me, do you remember the weakness of the Mandragora, or the only way to subdue a rampaging pack of Azure Flans? How about how to channel a strong Blizarra to put out a fire? The people of the Southern forums know this all too well. The CK's are able to give the protection that stops the breeding of these fiends.

Also remember that the war began because the Northern forums were attacked. Now you wish to thank us by dooming our home to a fate worse than death?
Guess where your posting, buddy-boy?

[Tavrobel]

Pornography allows the monsters that dwell deep within the Southern forums to multiply is both strength and numbers. If the lower forums fall, there shall be no buffer against them, and the Northern forums shall quickly fall, even the walled city of EoEO.

Tell me, do you remember the weakness of the Mandragora, or the only way to subdue a rampaging pack of Azure Flans? How about how to channel a strong Blizarra to put out a fire? The people of the Southern forums know this all too well. The CK's are able to give the protection that stops the breeding of these fiends.

Tell me what it is that you dare not to visit and see for yourself. I hail from the land of Kingdom Hearts, and I assure you, there is no monstrous pornography. We are but a maligned minority against the waves of the future. We are different from you only in that we were dealt from the world a hand of despair. Do not doubt our works. Do not doubt that we too are people. Do not doubt that we will drive for the brightest future we can possibly imagine, and in time, with the growth of new generations, their imaginations will increase tenfold, and the brightness be multiplied by ten, and another ten, and another ten, to the depths of infinity.

You say that only the CKs have this power, but is it not your own efforts that castigate us, and deprive us of the necessity of learning? Can we not defend ourselves, but to rely on machines that crunch numbers, and be left not prioritized? You devalue the wealth of life in your endeavors.

[theundeadhero]

With such a downtrodden view of the nature of humanity, always looking down at the ground, instead of the sky. Would you rather that we clip our wings? Dare to defy your misguided notions of stasis; we will find our way, and I make no promises that it will be a quick fix, but we will get there, and glory to the powers that have led us there, and solidarity to our unbelieving brothers.If you only stare at the sky you are doomed to fall into the pitfalls others have lain before you. Not ShinRa, but other internet elements that oppose EOFF as a whole. What means do you have to recover yourself? Ideas are but ideas; they do not provide solutions when you have no means to implement them. You say we are clipping your wings. No, ShinRa do not prevent progress. They prevent wandering too far from success.


Tell me what it is that you dare not to visit and see for yourself. I hail from the land of Kingdom Hearts, and I assure you, there is no monstrous pornography. We are but a maligned minority against the waves of the future.There ARE porn monsters in that land. Porn monsters the CKs protect you from so well you don't even realize the threat is there.

[Laddy]

With such a downtrodden view of the nature of humanity, always looking down at the ground, instead of the sky. Would you rather that we clip our wings? Dare to defy your misguided notions of stasis; we will find our way, and I make no promises that it will be a quick fix, but we will get there, and glory to the powers that have led us there, and solidarity to our unbelieving brothers.If you only stare at the sky you are doomed to fall into the pitfalls others have lain before you. Not ShinRa, but other internet elements that oppose EOFF as a whole. What means do you have to recover yourself? Ideas are but ideas; they do not provide solutions when you have no means to implent them. You say we are clipping your wings. No, ShinRa do not prevent progress. They prevent wandering too far from success.
But ShinRa's definition of success is flawed. Such intolerant rule removes any and all entertainment of this forum.

[Tavrobel]

If you only stare at the sky you are doomed to fall into the pitfalls others have lain before you. Not ShinRa, but other internet elements that oppose EOFF as a whole. What means do you have to recover yourself? Ideas are but ideas; they do not provide solutions when you have no means to implent them. You say we are clipping your wings. No, ShinRa do not prevent progress. They prevent wandering too far from success.

There ARE porn monsters in that land. Porn monsters the CKs protect you from so well you don't even realize the threat is there.

What else would you have us do, only to stare at the ground and twiddle our fingers? We fear what we do not understand, and it is in knowledge and education of the internet that we can drive away the evil. A free flow of information, knowledge to be lent as a gift, not a commodity.

False. How can you defend that which is not attacked? Your people falsify reports and drown us in propaganda in efforts to have us believe it. We are a keen people, and our observation will not fail us. Dare to give us a chance to prove ourselves?

[NeoTifa]

dude, i was srsly kidding..... :(

http://anggun3.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dk-serious-poster.jpg

[Tavrobel]

dude, i was srsly kidding..... :(

Because the establishment is here to drive us apart, and they will search for every iota of information that would have our intentions betrayed to the people. We can't afford to stand with one leg on a truck and another on the hood of a car. You wanna know what happens? You fall down onto the road, get some scrapes, and get hit by a bus.

[qwertysaur]

Have you also forgotten about the EoFF Wiki? Removing the CK's shall doom the forums to the same state, overrun by spambots. This is not the bright future that you have promised the people.

[Freya]

dude, i was srsly kidding..... :(

http://anggun3.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dk-serious-poster.jpg

See they say we oppress but it is them that oppress their own members. Join Shinra.

[Flying Mullet]

The Avalanche Party never promoted nor approved of spambots. This is merely a fear tactic trying to mislead the people.

Shame on you.

[NeoTifa]

..... no

[Tavrobel]

Have you also forgotten about the EoFF Wiki? Removing the CK's shall doom the forums to the same state, overrun by spambots. This is not the bright future that you have promised the people.

It will be within the power of the people to regulate the Wiki. We take it upon ourselves, this mantle of a community that is able to solve its problems and accept new contributions.

You say that the Wiki is a case against us, but rather, it is a model of where we are to start, due to the ravaging caused by the administration. It is not a picture of tomorrow; fuck anachronisms. It is a portrait of the past, and tomorrow is where we will strive to work toward, with our hands and crafts and all manner of tools befitting the well being of tomorrow. No promise that it will be instant, I assure you, but the promises of improvement will be met.

[qwertysaur]

The Avalanche Party never promoted nor approved of spambots. This is merely a fear tactic trying to mislead the people.

Shame on you.
No, but you do promote a forum where there is no moderation, which is a breeding ground for spambots. The ShinRa party will fight these spambots, and we also aim to reclaim the Wiki in the name of the good members of this forum.

[Google Slurp Spider]

Look well for I am your future.

[NeoTifa]

shinra = stuck up republicans
avalanche = smeksay democrats



avalanche = cloud, tifa, aeris, barret, vincent, red 13, cait sith, yuffie, etc

shinra = president, rufus, heidagger (sp?), hojo, giant evil robots, etc.

avalanche = destroyed a planet-killing evil metal thing

shinra = made evil planet destroying metal thing

shinra = president spends time in a brothel talking about some fictional "promised land"

avalanche = spends time in a bar connecting with people

shinra = rich politicians

avalanche = poor, everyday hardworking citizens

avalanche > shinra

[Tavrobel]

No, but you do promote a forum where there is no moderation, which is a breeding ground for spambots. The ShinRa party will fight these spambots, and we also aim to reclaim the Wiki in the name of the good members of this forum.


Look well for I am your future.

Faceless creatures, the pets of the organization of betrayal and a never-ending cycle of being taken advantage of. Pathetic scare tactics, we are not fooled! This is but the efforts of an attack dog with no face. Do not believe in the lies. Empty threats that will be met with the power of the world.

You claim to fight them, but it is the depths of the organization that approves of them in the first place. In reality, you are not much better than we are, only that you use your power for selfish ends, and even more dastardly means.

[Freya]

These are not the Shinra and Avalanche you know Neotifa. These are different just using the same name.

[NeoTifa]

NO!!!! its the same :shifty:











but the representatioin was what i was going for >_>

[Tavrobel]

Fear not, allies. Ryechu and I are currently in talks to mass produce graphics of major win. Also, party-based upgrade.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

[Lawr]

Silly mortals.

[Fate Fatale]

*OFFICIAL JOINING AVALANCHE POST*

[Flying Mullet]

Welcome to the light, Fate Fatale. :thumb:

[Tavrobel]

Welcome to the fight.

OHH OHH HOH DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

[Psychotic]

No. What did you do there?

[Laddy]

LOLZ WEZ ARZ WINZ HEHE.

[Fate Fatale]

I applied for candidacy too. :D

[Tavrobel]

Well, don't tell us. They're supposedly anonymous.

[Momiji]

You aren't supposed to tell us that, Fate.

[Election Booth]

Oh, no, you can tell people you applied. I mean, the primaries would be boring without some Clinton-on-Obama action.

You just can't tell anyone what you wrote in your application.

[Fate Fatale]

Woot for my unknowing being true. :D

[Bunny]

Fear not, allies. Ryechu and I are currently in talks to mass produce graphics of major win. Also, party-based upgrade.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

Powah.

[Momiji]

AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE AVALANCHE (AVALANCHE)

All of my posts are now Touhou Hijacks. :D

[Tavrobel]

Fear not, allies. Ryechu and I are currently in talks to mass produce graphics of major win. Also, party-based upgrade.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

Powah.

Then the article before it would have to be da. I did not type da. It was deliberate.

[Psychotic]

Or tha. Tha is acceptable too.

[Momiji]

Is there a way someone could embed this song (http://static.4chan.org/flash/b/gl.mp3) in this thread?

[Bunny]

Fear not, allies. Ryechu and I are currently in talks to mass produce graphics of major win. Also, party-based upgrade.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

Powah.

Then the article before it would have to be da. I did not type da. It was deliberate.

No, because the phrase is "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH". There is no da.

[Tavrobel]

No, because the phrase is "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH". There is no da.

Have you even seen Tengen Toppa?

[Bunny]

No, because the phrase is "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH". There is no da.

Have you even seen Tengen Toppa?

No, I haven't. But the official Japanese lyrics to that are 'Raw Raw'.

[Tavrobel]

No, I haven't. But the official Japanese lyrics to that are 'Raw Raw'.

Go by sound, dear Bunny. Of course, if you had known that earlier, you would have corrected the whole of my post, not just "powah."

[Momiji]

And you only know that because you went to ED and looked it up, Bunny. :p

[Rye]

I am finishing up my app. :flounder:

[Fate Fatale]

VOTE FATE FATALE FOR YOUR AVALANCHE CANDIDATE!

[Rye]

fabulous banner is created, ladies and ggents! :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

That rules pretty hard.

[Fate Fatale]

Damn. I'll be sure to create a spiffy banner when I get to my loverly computer. Rye, I will beat you in this election.

[Tavrobel]

And the game is on, friends.

[qwertysaur]

Good Luck. May the fun Begin.

[Tavrobel]

What, it hasn't already?

[IronOcean]

i will join this party

[Rantz]

So um

http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/comics/00000179.gif

[scrumpleberry]

Fraudulence!

[Flying Mullet]

If we had no care for the rest of our world, like the Shinra, we could blow a lot of money on creating a video parody of Scorpion's <i>Rock You Like a Hurricane</i> just to show how awesome we are and that we're gonna rock the Shinra. Hard.

[Laddy]

Yes, Mulley. Very, very hard.

[demondude]

Unban Vincent thunder God and let him make a third party, it'd be hilarious!

[theundeadhero]

I think the banning of VtG is something both parties find common ground on.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

It seems that Avalanche shares it heart with the former Fluffy Pink Party. As a loyal Fluffy Pink-ist, I am going to join Avalanche!

[Flying Mullet]

Hurrah!

[Tavrobel]

Yay for TSoL!

[Fate Fatale]

I will not use shiny gimmicks to win your vote. Vote for me because I don't care; I really just want Avalanche's values carried out at any cost. I WILL follow my party blindly!

[Tavrobel]

... says the person with two fully functioning eyes.

[Fate Fatale]

Yes, but I will wear a blindfold... yes...

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Down with Shinra~

[demondude]

Hey, I have been banned twice now, surely I am a living reason Shinra is bad.
Vote me!

[SilverWind]

I will join this noble establishment. For the good of the people!

[Rantz]

A wise decision.

[Fate Fatale]

Excellent... Does anyone have a count of our members?

EDIT: I have a count of 18.

Member List (a-z)
Arc_Master_14
:choc2:Bunny
:choc2:Demon Dude
:choc2:Fate Fatale
:choc2:Flying Mullet
:choc2:I'm my own MILF
IronOcean
Laddy
Momiji
NeoTifa
:choc2:Rantzien
:choc2:Rye
Scrumpleberry
SilverWind
Summoner of Leviathan
Tavrobel
Vermactnis
Yaridovich

Candidates have a chocobo by their name.

[Rantz]

We have 18 members.

[Fate Fatale]

Oh, who did I miss?

[Madame Adequate]

Someone certainly wasn't paying attention.

If I didn't know better I'd accuse you of being a Shinra spy. :mad2:

I am a member and a candidate, thank you very much!

[Fate Fatale]

Someone certainly wasn't paying attention.

If I didn't know better I'd accuse you of being a Shinra spy. :mad2:

I am a member and a candidate, thank you very much!

So sorry! I really didn't see you. You weren't on Election Booth's list either.

EDIT: added you to my list.

[Tavrobel]

I really don't think we should tell people who wants to and who doesn't want to be a candidate. The rules may say that we can, but who are we to listen passively to the rules?


So sorry! I really didn't see you. You weren't on Election Booth's list either.
Actually, yes, he was.

I'm my own MILF

[Rantz]

I'm pretty sure Bunny is a candidate too, and at least one more should be.

[Fate Fatale]

I'm pretty sure Bunny is a candidate too, and at least one more should be.

One more should be, but to my knowledge, they haven't announced it.

[Tavrobel]

Remember that at the time that he said that "you have x number of candidates," some of the people here had not joined yet.

Seriously, we shouldn't make a big deal of who is and who is not running. I say we take the fight to the hills and the sky, goddamnit.

[Fate Fatale]

I'mw ith you Tav, but some people seemed to be concerned and I didn't want them to be unhappy. Taking down Shinra is goal #1.

[Tavrobel]

Let the flowers bloom when they get to it. For now, just add fertilizer.

We should probably invest in some more toilet paper.

[Laddy]

I am a candidate!

[Baloki]

I think you missed someone, either that or Election Booth is a douche.

[NeoTifa]

im a candidate too..... srsly

[Tavrobel]

I think you missed someone, either that or Election Booth is a douche.

Cereal?

[Madame Adequate]

I'mw ith you Tav, but some people seemed to be concerned and I didn't want them to be unhappy. Taking down Shinra is goal #1.

Apologies if my last seemed annoyed or anything. That was mock anger! I took no offense.

And you are right on the final point. We must continue to recruit, our candidates must put themselves forward, and we must begin to formulate campaign strategies and the like over the next couple of days. Then we must choose who our candidate to tackle Shinra directly will be. Once they have been chosen, we will have to put aside out previous differences and coalesce around them to produce a united front - and we must be cautious in how we attack each other during the primaries. Whilst legitimate, we don't want to hand ammunition to the Shinra.

Whoever emerges as the leader of the party after our primaries, we must pledge to support them wholly. Many of us are capable, and many of us believe we deserve the chance to lead, but we can't allow our egos to get in the way of our ultimate goal.

[qwertysaur]

Finding the great lost cookie pyramid?
:cookie:

[Madame Adequate]

If that is what the people desire, yes! We work to serve their goals, not to line our own pockets with their blood, toil, tears, and sweat.

[Tavrobel]

Finding the great lost cookie pyramid?
:cookie:

As long as it doesn't seafood in it. I'm allergic to seafood.

[Laddy]

I dislike seafood.

[Momiji]

B-but I liek Mudkipz seafood!

Well, as long as it isn't fish.

[Laddy]

Seafood makes me a fat whore, if I eat it I won't be able to fit in my Express ensemble. Stupid fried foods.

[Momiji]

Seafood makes me a fat whore, if I eat it I won't be able to fit in my Express ensemble. Stupid fried foods.

Then don't eat it fried. Shrimp, lobster, crab, etc. are fantastic when they aren't fried.

[Madame Adequate]

Seafood makes me a fat whore, if I eat it I won't be able to fit in my Express ensemble. Stupid fried foods.

Then don't eat it fried. Shrimp, lobster, crab, etc. are fantastic when they aren't fried.

What he said!

[Tavrobel]

Follow members of Avalanche, I hereby call a meeting as to where we are going out for dinner and to discuss the furthering of our policies. I feel the mood for some seafood.

[Goldenboko]

Seafood makes me a fat whore, if I eat it I won't be able to fit in my Express ensemble. Stupid fried foods.

Then don't eat it fried. Shrimp, lobster, crab, etc. are fantastic when they aren't fried.

Sushi please!

[Momiji]

Follow members of Avalanche, I hereby call a meeting as to where we are going out for dinner and to discuss the furthering of our policies. I feel the mood for some seafood.

Well, any seafood place that serves more than fish (eww eww eww eww ewwwwwww) will do. It just depends on what style you want it made.

[Madame Adequate]

Follow members of Avalanche, I hereby call a meeting as to where we are going out for dinner and to discuss the furthering of our policies. I feel the mood for some seafood.

You don't even know how much I wish I could hang out and have a meal with a bunch of people right now :(

[Tavrobel]

Sushi please!

No, I've been having sushi all week. My girlfriend refuses to eat anything else, and I don't know why.


You don't even know how much I wish I could hang out and have a meal with a bunch of people right now :(

We will mourn and eat and drink in solidarity with you dear friend! What say we import some Hydralisk-flavored potato chips? I heard they came out with a new flavor for it, something to do with pre-rendered, authentic, Dominion Gauss Rifle shell casings. I'm guessing it tastes like chicken and collard greens.

[Fate Fatale]

Delicious Salmon please.

[Laddy]

I would like some Shrimp Fettucine, please.

[Tavrobel]

Looks like we are paying a visit to Olive Garden tonight. Separate checks or put it all on the Party tab?

[Fate Fatale]

Put it on Shinra's tab. They've got the cash.

[Tavrobel]

Put it on Shinra's tab. They've got the cash.

Good call, my friend. I mean, what's a few hundred Gil to the corporate office?

[Momiji]

Olive Garden! Hope you don't mind that I steal all of the breadsticks. I always end up eating too many of them, and I never finish the main course-- I usually end up taking it home and eating it later!

[Fate Fatale]

It's cool, if we need more, it's all on Shinra. Tonight, we eat like the kings we fight against!

[Tavrobel]

Olive Garden! Hope you don't mind that I steal all of the breadsticks. I always end up eating too many of them, and I never finish the main course-- I usually end up taking it home and eating it later!

Hey, breadsticks are free, and you already paid for the course. I don't see why Shinra would deny us the right to take our food home, the food we paid for.

Shinra: they want to waste food. They are the greatest sinners of all.


It's cool, if we need more, it's all on Shinra. Tonight, we eat like the kings we fight against!

We need some major bank account haxx0ring going on. The people deserve good food. Olive Garden, Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, now that is the way to the Good Life. Lawry's. If she got the goods, and she got that ass, I got to look. Sorry.

EDIT: If you guys want something from Olive Garden, we're ordering it right now. Post in Shinra.

[Sir Lancealot]

Hey, breadsticks are free, and you already paid for the course. I don't see why Shinra would deny us the right to take our food home, the food we paid for.

If you were the ones paying for it, which you are.


Shinra: they want to waste food. They are the greatest sinners of all.


Lies.

[Samuraid]

Count me in. :)

[Tavrobel]

If you were the ones paying for it, which you are.

Sure, we'll pay for it. Too bad I already got your PIN number. Thanks, dude. Ohh and don't bother changing them. I can get them again, because we've got an inside man.


Count me in. :)

... well I guess they know who the inside man is.

MAJOR SHINE GETTO DAZE J00BFACES THIS ARE THE MEMORY OF SECANT LINES AND GREAT WHITE TEETH

[Momiji]

The Great Shinra Dinner Meal Mass Hijack of EoFF Elections 2008, commence!

Be sure to come with empty stomachs! Don't hold back! Get everything your heart desires!

[Tavrobel]

Hey, guys. So a little while ago, I sent out mass Private Messages to everyone in the Party.

Every night, we are going to have dinner at a restaurant, as paid for by yours truly, the corporate bastards at Shinra. Now, for the first few days, we've already decided where we are going to go. Yeah, sorry. But the days after that will be up to the suggestions of the Party members. Don't worry about expenses, I already managed to acquire the PIN numbers of the Shinra Party members, so money isn't an issue. If they change the numbers, our inside man and new comrade, Samuraid will be able to provide us with more information.

We would like you to estimate damages done to the Shinra profit line when you can, each night, for the orders of food you're going to get. Don't worry about getting too much; in almost all situations, we can bring the food home. If you want, you can send me a PM, and I'll post it in the Shinra thread for you, if you won't be available for whenever it is that you eat dinner. I figured this'd be easier, but if you would like, you can post it yourself. See? We offer benefits and options for all. Coolio?

American Date Standard: MM/DD/YY; my time is UTC -5, Eastern Standard Time.
10/18/08: Olive Garden (http://www.olivegarden.com/menus/)
10/19/08: Ruth's Chris Steak House (http://www.ruthschris.com/Menu)
10/20/08: Cheesecake Factory (http://www.cheesecakefactory.com/menu.htm)

10/21/08 and on: TBD

For those not aware, since these are all American restaurants, I included menus.

Thanks to Momiji for suggesting Cheesecake Factory, and to Sam for getting us account information, and to everyone else who helped to contribute to the idea by starting and encouraging the conversation about seafood we had earlier that led to this great endeavor. Your orders should be directed at the Shinra Party thread. Bon appetit!

EDIT: If you missed the dinner order for 10/18/08, just post anyways. We can order the food anachronistically, too.

[Sir Lancealot]

Don't worry about expenses, I already managed to acquire the PIN numbers of the Shinra Party members, so money isn't an issue. If they change the numbers, our inside man and new comrade, Samuraid will be able to provide us with more information.

Two things:
1. Samuraid was never part of our party, so he cannot, therefore, be an inside man, and you do not have the PIN numbers.
2. Even if he was, and we changed the numbers, do you think we would tell him the new ones.

[Tavrobel]

Two things:
1. Samuraid was never part of our party, so he cannot, therefore, be an inside man, and you do not have the PIN numbers.
2. Even if he was, and we changed the numbers, do you think we would tell him the new ones.

He works for the company, he's just not in your Party. He's got tenure, so you can't fire him, otherwise, that'd be a breach of contract, and if he sues you, Shinra would lose the suit, definitely, with the way the Cosmo Canyon Congress is looking this year. The losses could be staggering, so I think just a little bit of pocket Gil is more than you deserve, Shinra pig-dog.

He's a major awesome Computer Science expert; a Software Engineer, if I remember the title right. He can get that information, no problem. In case you wanted to know, they were, all 17 of them, in no particular order:

1190
2328
6874
8706
1143
1256
9076
3875
2309
0980
0000
0192
8823
5567
3345
2036-711
0101-99

The last one is TUH's. The extra two numbers are from his CK status. The second-to-last is Del's.

[Sir Lancealot]

Oh well, good thing you only have my pocket change.

[Tavrobel]

Like I said, we don't want all of it. At least give us credit for that.

[Sir Lancealot]

I do, but you could have asked.

[Jiro]

Is there any possibility I could still join this worthy cause? I don't want to miss out on the party once Avalanche takes Government :)

[Quina]

I like snow however when I make a snow angel it always comes out looking like a giant ball. :(

This party reminds me of ice cream. For this reason I would like to join it.

[theundeadhero]

You so openly steal what does not belong to you and you think to win the people of EOFF over with such tactics? Stealing is a crime no matter who or what you steal from whether you be a materia hunter in the streets or a candidate in the election system. All of EOFF has now seen you for the criminals you are and I leave you to your punishment for such crimes. Be at the mercy of the people.

[Jiro]

I think the people will agree with Avalanche when they realise dinner is on you :D

[theundeadhero]

Your unfounded opinion that the populace of EOFF hates the ShinRa deludes your thoughts. If they hate us why are they here? If they hate us where is their support for you?

[NeoTifa]

:)

[qwertysaur]

I hope you enjoyed your olive garden meal. I hope you have fun evading cops for the rest of the election, because identity theft is a serious crime. Avalanche are criminals, do you want a criminal leading your forum?

[NeoCracker]

I hope you enjoyed your olive garden meal. I hope you have fun evading cops for the rest of the election, because identity theft is a serious crime. Avalanche are criminals, do you want a criminal leading your forum?

The Cops will not help you, for arresting them would be like the Machine taking a hit. However, you already knew this, didn't you?

Do you not realize how it is they gained access to your funds? Your very own supperiors game them that information. Yes, that is right.

Only by allowing the smaller pieces to take a hit can they make this Avalanche appear as difference makers. This is but a shallow tactic put forward by The Machine to keep the masses blissfully unaware of their nature.

Don't be fooled Qwerty. FIGHT THE MACHINE!

[Flying Mullet]

This is definitely important.

*stickies*

[NeoCracker]

This is definitely important.

*stickies*

An important cog in the Machine you mean.

[qwertysaur]

Ah, silencing the opposition and abusing the power you have. ShinRa are not the corrupt, Avalanche are. Animal Farm is the future with avalanche. They are the pigs, while we suffer they get fat and live in the lap of luxury.

[Goldenboko]

I see your true colors! SHINING! I see your true colors!

[NeoCracker]

Ah, silencing the opposition and abusing the power you have. ShinRa are not the corrupt, Avalanche are. Animal Farm is the future with avalanche. They are the pigs, while we suffer they get fat and live in the lap of luxury.

Oh yes, and I'm sure you upstanding Shinra Members, Like Sir Lancelot here, (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2581424-post181.html) are prime examples of the noncorrupt.

[Goldenboko]

Ah, silencing the opposition and abusing the power you have. ShinRa are not the corrupt, Avalanche are. Animal Farm is the future with avalanche. They are the pigs, while we suffer they get fat and live in the lap of luxury.

Oh yes, and I'm sure you upstanding Shinra Members, Like Sir Lancelot here, (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2581424-post181.html) are prime examples of the noncorrupt.

Things are different if you are in the party, you have access to party money if you are in the party. You do not, if you are not. Simple logistics. I wouldn't go over and ask Avalanche for financial aid, for they do not endorse me, and I do not endorse them. Why does Avalanche feel they should be open to our piggy banks?

Could it be because they themselves are pigs?

[NeoCracker]

Ah, silencing the opposition and abusing the power you have. ShinRa are not the corrupt, Avalanche are. Animal Farm is the future with avalanche. They are the pigs, while we suffer they get fat and live in the lap of luxury.

Oh yes, and I'm sure you upstanding Shinra Members, Like Sir Lancelot here, (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2581424-post181.html) are prime examples of the noncorrupt.

Things are different if you are in the party, you have access to party money if you are in the party. You do not, if you are not. Simple logistics. I wouldn't go over and ask Avalanche for financial aid, for they do not endorse me, and I do not endorse them. Why does Avalanche feel they should be open to our piggy banks?

Could it be because they themselves are pigs?

Care to explain where your part funds come from then? So far I have yet to aquire any funds whatsover, and have managed to campaign, so the next question is what are said party funds being used for?

Better yet, don't answer. I'll answer.

The funds you have were squeezed from the many of us who are under the firm grasp of the Machine, and that money goes to keeping the bellys and pockets happy of its many cogs and gears.

You say they steal your money? True, but the truth is also that every dime you possess was stolen from the people and used for selfish gain.

I, however, have not stolen nor used any money generated by the Machine.

Your two parties are currupt and tainted.

[Aerith's Knight]

Mulley..

Tisk tisk. Closing our thread and importanting yours?

I am ashamed of you.

[Goldenboko]

Ah, silencing the opposition and abusing the power you have. ShinRa are not the corrupt, Avalanche are. Animal Farm is the future with avalanche. They are the pigs, while we suffer they get fat and live in the lap of luxury.

Oh yes, and I'm sure you upstanding Shinra Members, Like Sir Lancelot here, (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2581424-post181.html) are prime examples of the noncorrupt.

Things are different if you are in the party, you have access to party money if you are in the party. You do not, if you are not. Simple logistics. I wouldn't go over and ask Avalanche for financial aid, for they do not endorse me, and I do not endorse them. Why does Avalanche feel they should be open to our piggy banks?

Could it be because they themselves are pigs?

Care to explain where your part funds come from then? So far I have yet to aquire any funds whatsover, and have managed to campaign, so the next question is what are said party funds being used for?

Better yet, don't answer. I'll answer.

The funds you have were squeezed from the many of us who are under the firm grasp of the Machine, and that money goes to keeping the bellys and pockets happy of its many cogs and gears.

You say they steal your money? True, but the truth is also that every dime you possess was stolen from the people and used for selfish gain.

I, however, have not stolen nor used any money generated by the Machine.

Your two parties are currupt and tainted.

1. Made from rallys.
2. You haven't ran, you've had your thread closed. Wonder why. Yeah, fees dude fees.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Evidently Shinra fails to understand Mullet's actions. Our platform as Election Booth pointed out is:


Law & Order
The Avalanche Party will strip Cid's Knights of their power to ban users and close threads.

Mullet was only showing how easily Cid's Knights can abuse their powers. He was demonstrating what it would be like if Shinra ran EoFF. It would become fascist, with the media and voices controlled, threads being closed because they do not suit the needs of the Shinra agenda. EoFFers would lose their voices or be censored. This is what awaits EoFF if Shinra takes power.

EDIT: Update! Shinra just proves how they abuse their power by banning Momiji and Tavrobel. EOFFERS HEAR OUR CALL AND PROTEST THIS ACT! FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM OF TAV AND MOMIJI! We will not be silent. A storm will brew upon the release of our comrads. This act will not be ignored. First DD, now these two. Have you no shame?

[Goldenboko]

Evidently Shinra fails to understand Mullet's actions. Our platform as Election Booth pointed out is:


Law & Order
The Avalanche Party will strip Cid's Knights of their power to ban users and close threads.

Mullet was only showing how easily Cid's Knights can abuse their powers. He was demonstrating what it would be like if Shinra ran EoFF. It would become fascist, with the media and voices controlled, threads being closed because they do not suit the needs of the Shinra agenda. EoFFers would lose their voices or be censored. This is what awaits EoFF if Shinra takes power.

That's why there is more then one Cid's Knight in EoFF. And Administrators regulating them as well, as well as an ownership watching the Admins, power infrastructures are far better then both dictatorships, and chaos.

Our thread will be opened soon enough and I'd assume Mulley will get a verbal beating, showing the success of the current system.

[rubah]

For being such a staunch Shinrist, gobo, you speak pretty haughtily to your CKs.

[NeoCracker]

Ah, silencing the opposition and abusing the power you have. ShinRa are not the corrupt, Avalanche are. Animal Farm is the future with avalanche. They are the pigs, while we suffer they get fat and live in the lap of luxury.

Oh yes, and I'm sure you upstanding Shinra Members, Like Sir Lancelot here, (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2581424-post181.html) are prime examples of the noncorrupt.

Things are different if you are in the party, you have access to party money if you are in the party. You do not, if you are not. Simple logistics. I wouldn't go over and ask Avalanche for financial aid, for they do not endorse me, and I do not endorse them. Why does Avalanche feel they should be open to our piggy banks?

Could it be because they themselves are pigs?

Care to explain where your part funds come from then? So far I have yet to aquire any funds whatsover, and have managed to campaign, so the next question is what are said party funds being used for?

Better yet, don't answer. I'll answer.

The funds you have were squeezed from the many of us who are under the firm grasp of the Machine, and that money goes to keeping the bellys and pockets happy of its many cogs and gears.

You say they steal your money? True, but the truth is also that every dime you possess was stolen from the people and used for selfish gain.

I, however, have not stolen nor used any money generated by the Machine.

Your two parties are currupt and tainted.

1. Made from rallys.
2. You haven't ran, you've had your thread closed. Wonder why. Yeah, fees dude fees.
Yet EB himself stated that not only may I end up on the Ballot, but he almost left my thread open, and closed it simply because of my accusations against the corrupt system.

So, I AM in fact running, without paying a cent.

I mean hell, the parties you are in were created before you ever joined to begin with. All the setting up was done before you ever got there. Any money you payed was just a scam by the Machine.

And what Rallies? Pictures or it didn't happen.

And the official paperwork, or were thesde rallies done illegally off the books? HMMM?

[Goldenboko]

For being such a staunch Shinrist, gobo, you speak pretty haughtily to your CKs.

But I love them. So it evens out.

EDIT: Oh Neo, it's fun to watch you try to make this so srs busniess =D

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

BTW Gobo, it is "than" not "then". Than marks a comparison, then a sequence of events. Apparently you really are "invicible".

From Momi with love.

[Goldenboko]

Love you too!

[NeoCracker]

For being such a staunch Shinrist, gobo, you speak pretty haughtily to your CKs.

But I love them. So it evens out.

EDIT: Oh Neo, it's fun to watch you try to make this so srs busniess =D

Wait, so you don't even think of these elections as serious? My friends, you have heard it here. Shinra Doesn't care if they win.

Why would the figureheads not care? There can only be one reason. They themselves know NOTHING will change, regardless of which of the two parties win.

However this also reveals another startling truth, Gobo is not in fact just another Cog in the Machine, he knows to much for that. He is in fact one of the Machines operators, working diligently to keep his precious contraption together.

A Vote for either Avalanche or Shinra is a Vote to further Bokos plan.

[Momiji]

Looks like Meal Ticket tuh got butthurt and banned us. Well, we're back now.

This only proves how corrupt Shinra is-- abusing power for petty reasons. Also, this also proves how Avalanche is good at defending their incapacitated-- both by FM sticking our thread and closing Ingsoc Shinra's thread and TSoL relaying messages. It proves that we are still able to deliver. We are like a hydra-- cut one head off, and there will be another one to deal with. We're back, and now all we want is to liberate one coin from you-- of course, it isn't enough to buy a life, but it means you don't continue! I brandish my Lavatein and attack with Starbow Break speed!

...and then there will be none.

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[Tavrobel]

TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

Ahh, at last, after ten thousand years, I'm free. Freed from the burden of the world of C. But I have learned the truth. It is the will of the world, and not even the power of kings can compete with the people. Overturned earthen creatures. Be prepared to feel the wrath of the universe.

[Fate Fatale]

Shinra is corrupt. If you support them, you support corruption. Down with Shinra!

[Goldenboko]

For being such a staunch Shinrist, gobo, you speak pretty haughtily to your CKs.

But I love them. So it evens out.

EDIT: Oh Neo, it's fun to watch you try to make this so srs busniess =D

Wait, so you don't even think of these elections as serious? My friends, you have heard it here. Shinra Doesn't care if they win.

Why would the figureheads not care? There can only be one reason. They themselves know NOTHING will change, regardless of which of the two parties win.

However this also reveals another startling truth, Gobo is not in fact just another Cog in the Machine, he knows to much for that. He is in fact one of the Machines operators, working diligently to keep his precious contraption together.

A Vote for either Avalanche or Shinra is a Vote to further Bokos plan.

:lol: You're rich.

[Tavrobel]

:lol: You're rich.

... more like a pathetic and duped tool, dragged along by the ends of his wears into a future where he is given "authority" to keep him in his place.

I feel bad for you, GB, that you cannot even see the mirror. If you bothered to look at the reflection, nothing would be there. You are not yourself. You are but a puppet of the organization. How you can withstand the fact that your reality is not quite what you think it is, is beyond me. I weep for you.

[Fate Fatale]

*The Avalanche Party added to wiki*

Update it, Yo!

competitions:the_avalanche_party [Eyes on Final Fantasy] (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/competitions/the_avalanche_party)

[demondude]

I was fooled into getting banned! I should have known better, I therefore quit from this dirty party.

[Momiji]

I was fooled into getting banned! I should have known better, I therefore quit from this dirty party.

You pathetic weakling.

BIND BACK HIS CORKY ARMS, FILTHY TRAITOR.

Hang him instantly, pluck out his eyes, and rip the haunting smirk from his face.
May heaven help him, but only through its plagues.

For our means secure us.

Think, you fool. You were banned by someone from Shinra! By going over there, you're supporting your ban.

[demondude]

I am seeking refuge in Shinra now, I am not a push-over!

[Momiji]

No, but you're an imbecile. Enjoy seeking refuge with those who banned you. You'll soon find they are much more corrupt than we are. Being banned should have showed you that.

Oh, and we're so much more fun.

[Goldenboko]

Is this how Avalanche treats its weary members? No wonder DD is turning. :greenie:

[Momiji]

Is this how Avalanche treats its weary members? No wonder DD is turning. :greenie:

No, this is how we treat traitors.

[Goldenboko]

Is this how Avalanche treats its weary members? No wonder DD is turning. :greenie:

No, this is how we treat traitors.

Traitor? Quite a strong word. Come DD, you'll be safe with reasonable people.

[Tavrobel]

Zetsubous<b></b>hita. The sad state of the affairs of the world have left me in despair.

[Momiji]

Is this how Avalanche treats its weary members? No wonder DD is turning. :greenie:

No, this is how we treat traitors.

Traitor? Quite a strong word. Come DD, you'll be safe with reasonable people.

Such a strong word perfectly defines him.

[Madame Adequate]

I am seeking refuge in Shinra now, I am not a push-over!

Refuge? Over there? It's not refuge. It's a hollow semblence of safety which will exist for exactly as long as you are willing to labor under their crushing boots.

[demondude]

It sounds like your angry that your heinous plan did not come to the conclusion you had hoped.

[Momiji]

Go back to your hugbox cowering under GoBo's wing.

[Tavrobel]

Maybe he can teach you how to use "your" and "you're" properly, too.

[Madame Adequate]

It sounds like your angry that your heinous plan did not come to the conclusion you had hoped.

I'm not really sure that hoping someone who declares their loyalty will be loyal is a 'heinous plan'.

[Momiji]

Maybe he can teach you how to use "your" and "you're" properly, too.



You'll be as 'invicible' as he is!

[Tavrobel]

Maybe he can teach you how to use "your" and "you're" properly, too.

You'll be as 'invicible' as he is!

Does that mean that Victor is mine now?

[demondude]

I'm typing quickly! I have lots of MSN conversations going on too. >;(

[Tavrobel]

It's a forums, DD. You get to choose when you respond and when not to. It isn't a reflex to go and say "oops."

Anyways, so what does everyone want for dinner tonight? We can also decide one what to eat on Tuesday. I'm thinking Subway, as suggested by MILF and Momiji. Ohh, and remember, we're at Ruth's Chris Steak House tonight. Menu can be found in a previous post of mine.

[Momiji]

Hey, guys. So a little while ago, I sent out mass Private Messages to everyone in the Party.

Every night, we are going to have dinner at a restaurant, as paid for by yours truly, the corporate bastards at Shinra. Now, for the first few days, we've already decided where we are going to go. Yeah, sorry. But the days after that will be up to the suggestions of the Party members. Don't worry about expenses, I already managed to acquire the PIN numbers of the Shinra Party members, so money isn't an issue. If they change the numbers, our inside man and new comrade, Samuraid will be able to provide us with more information.

We would like you to estimate damages done to the Shinra profit line when you can, each night, for the orders of food you're going to get. Don't worry about getting too much; in almost all situations, we can bring the food home. If you want, you can send me a PM, and I'll post it in the Shinra thread for you, if you won't be available for whenever it is that you eat dinner. I figured this'd be easier, but if you would like, you can post it yourself. See? We offer benefits and options for all. Coolio?

American Date Standard: MM/DD/YY; my time is UTC -5, Eastern Standard Time.
10/18/08: Olive Garden (http://www.olivegarden.com/menus/)
10/19/08: Ruth's Chris Steak House (http://www.ruthschris.com/Menu)
10/20/08: Cheesecake Factory (http://www.cheesecakefactory.com/menu.htm)

10/21/08 and on: TBD

For those not aware, since these are all American restaurants, I included menus.

Thanks to Momiji for suggesting Cheesecake Factory, and to Sam for getting us account information, and to everyone else who helped to contribute to the idea by starting and encouraging the conversation about seafood we had earlier that led to this great endeavor. Your orders should be directed at the Shinra Party thread. Bon appetit!

EDIT: If you missed the dinner order for 10/18/08, just post anyways. We can order the food anachronistically, too.

Quoted to reiterate the menus for today and tomorrow.

Also, I didn't suggest Subway-- that was all Hux. I simply agreed. :p

[Tavrobel]

I'll be sending our PMs now.

[demondude]

What do you gain from this corrupt act exactly?

[Tavrobel]

Free dinner. We've got a right to eat, don't we?

[Madame Adequate]

I'm going to have to point out that I suggested a place to eat. I did not and do not advocate any sort of theft. I do not believe this entire debacle is in the best interests of anyone, and I am rejecting any role in it.

But this wouldn't be happening with me as the candidate, I can assure you. No, we'd have both integrity and discipline.

[Momiji]

Don't think of it as theft, Huxley! Think of it as liberation! :3

[Madame Adequate]

Shinra's gains are ill-gotten and underserved. But that doesn't give us the right to simply appropriate it - we become no better than they are. We can't simply take what we please because we think we're justified. We must do it the legal way, once we gain power.

[Momiji]

Umm..you do know this is all for fun, right? I haven't made one serious post since this whole damn thing started. If all we're going to do is be stiff and formal, well, I may as well watch regular politics on TV, because it would be just as boring. -_-

[Vermachtnis]

Y so srs?

[Tavrobel]

Perhaps you have a point, that imitating the actions of the invader is the same as approving of their actions and methods.

However, what we have here is a fundamental flaw in the system that only hides things away from us. It isn't theft as much as it liberation of funds. When the money belongs to us in the first place, it is merely balancing the scales to take it back. But, I suppose, if you do not wish to post in Shinra, I guess that will be fine. I'll just crawl back into the KH forums and die of boredom.

Perhaps your handling of funds will be different when you are in charge. But if I were running, and I will make transparently clear that I have no intention of doing so, that the money that is under my charge will be gotten to the people as quickly as possible. In order for an economy to maintain stability, money must move from point to point, changing hands quickly and aptly, in order to provide everything. Money made in this fashion is money made from the efforts of the people.

If you think about it, the money we got from Shinra is money that will go back to them in the form of taxation on the companies that are receiving our funds. So really, we would be giving them back their money, it just takes on a different form, changed hands, as it were. It is constantly in motion. I have not denied our Shinra enemies the opportunity to dine with us; the doors are open.

[Madame Adequate]

I cba with this. I'm done. :oscar:

[theundeadhero]

Care to explain where your part funds come from then? So far I have yet to aquire any funds whatsover, and have managed to campaign, so the next question is what are said party funds being used for?

Better yet, don't answer. I'll answer.

The funds you have were squeezed from the many of us who are under the firm grasp of the Machine, and that money goes to keeping the bellys and pockets happy of its many cogs and gears.

You say they steal your money? True, but the truth is also that every dime you possess was stolen from the people and used for selfish gain.

I, however, have not stolen nor used any money generated by the Machine.

Your two parties are currupt and tainted.
__________________No money has ever been stolen from the members here. All funds have been donated.


Mullet was only showing how easily Cid's Knights can abuse their powers. He was demonstrating what it would be like if Shinra ran EoFF. It would become fascist, with the media and voices controlled, threads being closed because they do not suit the needs of the Shinra agenda. EoFFers would lose their voices or be censored. This is what awaits EoFF if Shinra takes power.

EDIT: Update! Shinra just proves how they abuse their power by banning Momiji and Tavrobel. EOFFERS HEAR OUR CALL AND PROTEST THIS ACT! FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM OF TAV AND MOMIJI! We will not be silent. A storm will brew upon the release of our comrads. This act will not be ignored. First DD, now these two. Have you no shame?The ShinRa currently do run the forums and nothing like that happens. Your update? The <i>four</i> members were thrown in jail for theft. Apparently Avalanche not only commits it, but you support it.

[Aerith's Knight]

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/asgard/the%20cake%20is%20a%20lie.jpg

[Election Booth]

I would like to take the elections in a different direction for the time being. Yes, I am cross-posting this.

As of this moment, Avalanche members are forbidden to post in the Shinra Party thread. (no, this won't be permanent)

Instead, I would like you to turn your intentions inward - who will become the leader of Avalanche? Who would you like to see take the helm?

Candidates, here's a question just for fun. As Avalanche is from the northern forums, which include the Lounge, if you could describe your campaign to be leader with a song, what song would it be? (a link to it on youtube is optional but awesome!)

[Earthworm Jim]

Just applied - hoping for victory. If I don't personally get it, we can hopefully crush the other guys together.

EWJ '08

[Laddy]

This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yXRGdZdonM)