NeoCracker
10-17-2008, 04:35 AM
This is the obligatory third party that by defaults disagrees with both parties on every issue, will inevitably accomplish nothing but stealing votes from one of the other parties, and will likely never get a chance to participate in a debate.
The War
In 2001, Citizen Bleys launched a vicious terrorist attack on Eyes on FF, destroying the World Events forum. In response. EoFF sent in a team of Cid's Knights to God Hates Fraggles', a forum belonging to Bleys' close ally, Dr Unne, upon rumours that it was harbouring hackers and spambots. After an initial spam bombardment, the forces of Unne surrendered and the Cid's Knighs began an occupation, where insurgents launch daily assaults upon them.
The Third Party believes we shoudl end the problem now buy deleting their forum from the face of the internet and erasing all traces of them from history, including this statement.
Homeland Security
The Third Party Believes the CK's shouldn't have the power to view IP's and all that, but only because its a waste of time. Due to all the defenses one could use to hide themselves, its best to allow CK's to ban on suspicion alone.
Law & Order
The Third Party believes that both sides of the argument are wrong. The only true solutions is to hide all pornography in a newly implemented spoiler system, where you ahve to click a tab to open the spoiler window, where teh tab says 'inapropriate crap in box' and call it good.
The Economy
By eliminating adds and sponsers, we, The Third Party, will run EoFF without the use of charging members either. The means by which we will fund EoFF is by fundraisers. And various illegal activities.
Immigration
Clearly EoFF needs new members to thrive, however many EoFFers feel that new posters will take all the good threads. However, The Third Party supports allowing all to join, under teh condition that the only threads newbies are allowed to make are Threads about what your favorite things are, hottest people/characters, Their own newbe thread and threads about Back Hair.
One final condition is that all Newbie Posts are limited to 50 Characters.
All Posters who are registed before the year 2009 are granted Amnesty, and for purposes of this law are considered oldies and are not limited to the character or thread creation limits imposed.
Now, I know the other parties have their little groups of people running, but I'm a third party. And we all know that the only people anyone cares about in these elections are the president. So there isn't a point in anyone running for any office other then president.
Besides, when I'm president I fully intend to change the laws to allow myself to run all those positions anyway, so meh.
Members
Neocracker
The War
In 2001, Citizen Bleys launched a vicious terrorist attack on Eyes on FF, destroying the World Events forum. In response. EoFF sent in a team of Cid's Knights to God Hates Fraggles', a forum belonging to Bleys' close ally, Dr Unne, upon rumours that it was harbouring hackers and spambots. After an initial spam bombardment, the forces of Unne surrendered and the Cid's Knighs began an occupation, where insurgents launch daily assaults upon them.
The Third Party believes we shoudl end the problem now buy deleting their forum from the face of the internet and erasing all traces of them from history, including this statement.
Homeland Security
The Third Party Believes the CK's shouldn't have the power to view IP's and all that, but only because its a waste of time. Due to all the defenses one could use to hide themselves, its best to allow CK's to ban on suspicion alone.
Law & Order
The Third Party believes that both sides of the argument are wrong. The only true solutions is to hide all pornography in a newly implemented spoiler system, where you ahve to click a tab to open the spoiler window, where teh tab says 'inapropriate crap in box' and call it good.
The Economy
By eliminating adds and sponsers, we, The Third Party, will run EoFF without the use of charging members either. The means by which we will fund EoFF is by fundraisers. And various illegal activities.
Immigration
Clearly EoFF needs new members to thrive, however many EoFFers feel that new posters will take all the good threads. However, The Third Party supports allowing all to join, under teh condition that the only threads newbies are allowed to make are Threads about what your favorite things are, hottest people/characters, Their own newbe thread and threads about Back Hair.
One final condition is that all Newbie Posts are limited to 50 Characters.
All Posters who are registed before the year 2009 are granted Amnesty, and for purposes of this law are considered oldies and are not limited to the character or thread creation limits imposed.
Now, I know the other parties have their little groups of people running, but I'm a third party. And we all know that the only people anyone cares about in these elections are the president. So there isn't a point in anyone running for any office other then president.
Besides, when I'm president I fully intend to change the laws to allow myself to run all those positions anyway, so meh.
Members
Neocracker