Elections TASKS!!! - Nothing ever lasts forever. Everybody wants to rule the world.

[Election Booth]

Primaries Results and Tasks Thread

Tasks to be posted once the results are posted.

I've taken a leaf out of my friend Award Guy's book and decided to do this slowly and painfully in order to prolong your agony.

So who's first up? Shinra or Avalanche? Well, Avalanche had more voters, so they can be first. :greenie:

Let's remind ourselves of the candidates.

Avalanche Candidates:
1. Baloki
2. Bunny
3. Earthworm Jim
4. Fate Fatale
5. Flying Mullet
6. Laddy
7. NeoTifa
8. Rantzien
9. Rye
10. Yaridovich

Shinra Candidates:
1. Aerith's Knight
2. Cookie
3. Goldenboko
4. Lekana
5. Pureghetto
6. qwertyxsora
7. theundeadhero

Soon we will know who will lead their parties. Oh boy.

Post in thread plz.

[Goldenboko]

This hurts Booth. This hurts.

Also, the other thread doesn't have the lock symbol despite being archived. :o

[Levian]

Goldenboko, hold me.

[Aerith's Knight]

Awww..

Ah well.

Let's see them slaughter each other. :)

[Election Booth]

In true Award Guy style, I am going to post the people who didn't make it first because I am a jerk, then I will ride away in my orange Chucklemobile.


Avalanche Primary!

Rantzien..........................2
Bunny.............................1
Laddy.............................1
Baloki............................1
Earthworm Jim.....................1
Fate Fatale.......................0
Yaridovich........................0

So that leaves Rye, NeoTifa, and Flying Mullet!

[Denmark]

There's a room where the light won't find you. Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down. When they do, I'll be right behind you.

[Goldenboko]

Goldenboko, hold me.

That's the ticket. It's gonna be okay baby. Just listen to my voice. It's gonna be oh smurfing kay.

EDIT: Wow, top three? Avalanche's was pretty close.

[Psychotic]

Yo, GB, predict which one wins.

[Goldenboko]

Imma root for the underdog and say NeoTifa.

My real bet is Rye though

[Dignified Pauper]

It'll be a tough race between mulley and rye.

[Yar]

Yay! I got 0 votes! :D

[Election Booth]

The winner is...


Rye!

Rye...............................8
Flying Mullet.....................3
NeoTifa...........................3

Quite the landslide.

[Goldenboko]

Ha knew it =D

[Election Booth]

Shinra Primary!

Lekana............................3
Cookie............................3
Pureghetto........................2
Aerith's Knight...................2
qwertyxsora.......................1

Goldenboko vs theundeadhero. One late vote decided this.

Predictions? ;)

[Goldenboko]

:0 Well, time to pray.

God, please let me stomp hero into the ground.

[Election Booth]

And the winner is...


theundeadhero!

theundeadhero.....................5
Goldenboko........................4

A close call! So it'll be theundeadhero vs Rye for the presidency.

Even if you did not win, fear not, there is still plenty to do as the race for the presidency draws to a conclusion!

[Goldenboko]

PRAYER FAILURE!

Once again proof there is no god.... xD

Well, good show. Good luck Hero.

[I Don't Need A Name]

hard luck Gobo. i was rooting for you.
do Shinra proud tuh!

[Election Booth]

Rye and theundeadhero now need to choose their running mates for Vice-President. :) They can choose anyone from their parties, whether they stood for candidacy or not. Post your choices in this thread and then the tasks will be posted!

[Goldenboko]

Hrm. DD, celes, and Dolentrean said they where pullin' for me to win. I know I voted for myself (best man for the job duh), and IDNAM said he was rootin' for me.

Conclusion, someone was a black sheep among my supporters. I have killing to do >:0

[I Don't Need A Name]

i didnt vote for you gb, i made a deal with celes cause i couldnt decide who to vote for, so she voted for you & i voted for leky.

[Bunny]

Shocking results.

[Goldenboko]

i didnt vote for you gb, i made a deal with celes cause i couldnt decide who to vote for, so she voted for you & i voted for leky.

Aw, but I wanted to kill someone for no reason! =D

[Election Booth]

You're assuming Celes and Dolentrean even voted. :)

[Goldenboko]

True. But it's an assumption I'm to make when someone goes "GOBO I WANT YOU TO WIN! IMMA VOTE GOBO!" That's what makes someone a supporter. If someone says, "Oh yeah, I'm going to vote so and so." but then doesn't vote then they are a black sheep =D

[Aerith's Knight]

I wonder who TUH will choose as his running mate. He never really hinted at someone.

[Levian]

Congrats to tuh and Rye! The world is fucked. ;)

You had my neutral shinra vote, Goldenboko. good answering.
in Avalanche I was torn between Mullet and Baloki and eventually landed on Baloki.

I know this because I immediately after sending the PM asked Psy who I voted for. :mog:

[Peegee]

tuh :love:

[Election Booth]

Here's how the votes break down:

Avalanche Primary

Named section:

Rye...............................4
Flying Mullet.....................2
NeoTifa...........................1
Laddy.............................1
Rantzien..........................0
Bunny.............................0
Baloki............................0
Earthworm Jim.....................0
Fate Fatale.......................0
Yaridovich........................0

Anonymous section:

Rye...............................4 (Candidate B)
NeoTifa...........................2 (Candidate A)
Rantzien..........................2 (Candidate J)
Flying Mullet.....................1 (Candidate I)
Bunny.............................1 (Candidate D)
Baloki............................1 (Candidate H)
Earthworm Jim.....................1 (Candidate F)
Laddy.............................0 (Candidate C)
Fate Fatale.......................0 (Candidate E)
Yaridovich........................0 (Candidate G)


Shinra Primary

Named section:

theundeadhero.....................3
Goldenboko........................2
Lekana............................1
Aerith's Knight...................1
qwertyxsora.......................1
Cookie............................0
Pureghetto........................0

Anonymous section:

Cookie............................3 (Candidate E)
theundeadhero.....................2 (Candidate C)
Goldenboko........................2 (Candidate B)
Lekana............................2 (Candidate G)
Pureghetto........................2 (Candidate F)
Aerith's Knight...................1 (Candidate D)
qwertyxsora.......................0 (Candidate A)

[Psychotic]

Evidently if Goldenboko had actually mobilised his supporters and got them to vote, he would have won. :p

Well, unless they went and voted for hero in the other section.

[Goldenboko]

Whoops =p

Simple solution to that voting hero problem. Tell them not to vote for anonymous xD

'eh, tbh I'd rather not win this by making 5 million people vote for me. Just as long as EoFF knows, they coulda had GoBo. They coulda had GoBo. ;)

[NeoCracker]

*Insert Joke about dodging a bullet*

[Aerith's Knight]

*insert third reich comic*

[Rantz]

Go Rye! First loli president! :kaolove:

[Rye]

Oh my! Thank you so much, all of my lovelies! :bigsmile:

I will meditate on who will be my running mates while I shower. I shall return shortly.

[Psychotic]

I would like to applaud Rantzien for being the only one of you who did not vote for himself! :p

[Rantz]

Well done, Rantzien!

[Levian]

I want to send Rantzien a fruit basket now.

[Election Booth]

By the way, feel free to post in the other parties' thread now. :D

[Rye]

I have come to a decision!

It was really difficult. Everyone deserves this position. I then cut it down to 4 people who have been pretty active in this election and I greatly respect, and I kept tossing between them in my mind, for various reasons. Rantz for his crazy humor and his vivid personality, Mullet for his wisdom and funniness, scrumply for her sweetness and her awesome art, and Bunny for his unique personality and edge. But I've come to choose...


Flying Mullet.


I feel like he'll definitely help lead Avalanche to victory!

[Bunny]

This is like a roller coaster of predictability.

[Madame Adequate]

This is like a roller coaster of predictability.

Actually I think the predictable outcome was me being the VP candidate. But because I dropped out of the whole thing, obviously not happening.

My only regret is that I can't justify changing my name to "I'm my own VPILF" now :(

[NeoCracker]

No, I"m pretty sure we all say Rye - Mullet coming. :p

[Psychotic]

Me and Levian had a bet as to who she'd pick. I said scrumpleberry, he said Bunny.

[NeoCracker]

Me and Levian had a bet as to who she'd pick. I said scrumpleberry, he said Bunny.

You and Lev want to come over to play some poker?

[Bunny]

Actually I think the predictable outcome was me being the VP candidate. But because I dropped out of the whole thing, obviously not happening.

I never once thought this would happen.

[Psychotic]

You and Lev want to come over to play some poker?More like poker in the rear amirite hurr hurr hurr.

[NeoCracker]

Whose going to be the her though?

[Bunny]

Me me me!

[NeoCracker]

Alright, but I go first.

I don't want no sloppy seconds.

[Earthworm Jim]

Haha, who the hell actually voted for me?

[theundeadhero]

I'll be awaiting a response from my VP choice soon.

I didn't think I had much of a chance at this. If this was my prime in '05 I would have been completely confident but I thought I was falling off a lot of popularity recently.

(I could still use a better sig if anyone with better skills than me wants to make it. By the way, it had to of been totally obvious which "anonymous" candidate was me.)

[Flying Mullet]

I have come to a decision!

It was really difficult. Everyone deserves this position. I then cut it down to 4 people who have been pretty active in this election and I greatly respect, and I kept tossing between them in my mind, for various reasons. Rantz for his crazy humor and his vivid personality, Mullet for his wisdom and funniness, scrumply for her sweetness and her awesome art, and Bunny for his unique personality and edge. But I've come to choose...


Flying Mullet.


I feel like he'll definitely help lead Avalanche to victory!

I'd be honored and happy to help lead this awesome party to victory over those Shinra dogs. :bigsmile:

Me and Levian had a bet as to who she'd pick. I said scrumpleberry, he said Bunny.
Since you both lost you can each pay me.

[Loony BoB]

I vote zaqwert.

[Psychotic]

Cram it, BoBBo.

[Loony BoB]

Maybe I should make a fan club about myself.

[Aerith's Knight]

Maybe I should make a fan club about myself.

The penetration club? :D

[Bunny]

Maybe I should make a fan club about myself.

You'd be the only member.

[Loony BoB]

Not if you count my second account! Ha!

Also: Whoosh.

[Psychotic]

You're definitely becoming the new Proto.

[theundeadhero]

ShinRaist and swing voters alike, I am proud to announce that I have officially decided that PG will be my running mate! His beliefs and opinions about politics here at EOFF greatly resemble mine and I feel that he will be a great help in leading ShinRa to victory in these great forums.

Now, please forgive my absense these next two days as I take a trip to GHF Land to inspire our soldiers.

[demondude]

Oh-no! What terrible occurrence has struck these elections! How did Gobo lose?

Now not only am I a traitor, but I'm a traitor that was rooting for the wrong candidate!

[Aerith's Knight]

ShinRaist and swing voters alike, I am proud to announce that I have officially decided that PG will be my running mate! His beliefs and opinions about politics here at EOFF greatly resemble mine and I feel that he will be a great help in leading ShinRa to victory in these great forums.

Now, please forgive my absense these next two days as I take a trup to GHF Land to inspire our soldiers.

Sticks, Bricks, I smell Friend politics. :p

Just kidding, Wouldn't have it any other way. Congratulations on the election.

Now, as I said before, I'm rooting for official election comicer, which means I will have to stay unbiased. It's hard, but I'll try.

Which also means I can't be in a party. Sorry guys, but I'm sure you'd all be glad to see the back of me. :)

[qwertysaur]

Hero and PG '08.

[Peegee]

With theundeadhero and myself ruling EoFF with the benevolent wisdom that only God (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/god.html) can (but we're human and so we get elected), this forum will be restored to its former glory.

We promise fair and preferential treatment to oldbies and an immediate halt to immigra...I mean registration. No newbies will plague this forum again!

[Freya]

WOOO Mully vs PG '08!

[Bunny]

TUH is the McCain to Rye's Obama.

[Freya]

I love the vp choices xD

[qwertysaur]

Hey, you undecided voters, if Avalanche wins, there will be a ton of new members clicking on the eggs of any dragcave dragons, getting them sick from too many views in a short time period. ShinRa promotes keeping your dragons healthy, because we care about the people of EoFF and the dragons they all love.

[Flying Mullet]

TUH is the McCain to Rye's Obama.
Which makes me Biden and PG...

Oh dear god, why have we done this to PG?

[Bunny]

Hey, you undecided voters, if Avalanche wins, there will be a ton of new members clicking on the eggs of any dragcave dragons, getting them sick from too many views in a short time period. ShinRa promotes keeping your dragons healthy, because we care about the people of EoFF and the dragons they all love.

That's like blaming everyone else for getting your baby sick when you took them to the hospital.

[Peegee]

TUH is the McCain to Rye's Obama.
Which makes me Biden and PG...

Oh dear god, why have we done this to PG?

I'm waiting for the PG porn to get massive hits.

[Rye]

TUH is the McCain to Rye's Obama.

Lalalala, Obama! Obama is Beautiful World! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRB2wFhXIPs) :love:

[Aerith's Knight]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/10/24/f_Pridem_aba4f3b.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/10/24/f_Pridem_aba4f3b.jpg&srv=img34)

[Peegee]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/10/24/f_Pridem_aba4f3b.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/10/24/f_Pridem_aba4f3b.jpg&srv=img34)

10/10

[Flying Mullet]

10/10
Ditto. :)

[Election Booth]

It's task time, baby!

THA RULEZ

- Any member of a party can do these tasks.

- You can still join a party if you are not a member of one, and do a task.

- One forum category per member! (you can answer more than one question per category though)

- You can work on these tasks individually or as part of a team. There is no limit to the number you can have on a team.

- The Presidential and Vice-Presidential hopefuls are allowed to work on a task if they so wish, although they do have their own tasks (which I am about to PM to them :)) too.

General

Change the lyrics of a song (any song you like) to be about your candidate, your party, the elections, and any related topics. A YouTube video link to the existing song would be nice, and BONUS POINTS! for a voice file of someone singing it!

Write a story about your candidate defeating an evil force by either:
A) Always believing in themselves
B) Using the bond they share with their friends
C) There is no C
D) Never giving up.

Staff

Eyes on Final Fantasy has too many staff members. Discuss.

Imagine your rich uncle WarrenW has died and has left you Eyes on Final Fantasy in his will. You decide that you will change the staff. Pick 8 admins and 10 Cid's Knights. (you can pick existing CKs and admins if you like) You can explain your picks if you wish.

Reference

What was the best party in EoFF Elections history? (Shinra and Avalanche are not yet in that forum, so you can't pick them!) Feel free to tell us why!

What change would you like to see implemented at Eyes on Final Fantasy, either on the front site or the forums? Explain the reasons for this.

Final Fantasy: Nerds in Paradise

Who is the most sexually attractive character, NPC, boss, etc. in these games? Please provide an explanation and an image of them.

Create a dream party of five (FFIV style, yo!) featuring characters from these six games and explain why.

Final Fantasy: The Quickening

Aerith is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Aerith.

Quina is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Quina.

Please draw a picture of either Tidus, Rinoa, or both, dying in a horrible and painful manner.

Final Fantasy: The Smell of Fear

The Final Fantasy series has, let's be fair, gone downhill. What new feature (or features) would you add to FFXIII to turn it around? What traditional FF elements would you remove?

The World Is Square...and Enix

Design a new world for Kingdom Hearts. It can be based on anything you like whatsoever. Maybe it can be Rambo World. Or Norway World. Or Syphillis World. I don't know. Please describe this world, Sora's appearance, the character who joins your party in this world and the plot and bosses of this world.

Timeframe?
One week. Although if extensions are required, I am open to negotiation.

What now?!
Go to your parties' threads and volunteer for a forum category you think you can do! Then get to work and have some fun!

[Aerith's Knight]

Aerith is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Aerith.


Can I do this while not being in a party? >_>

[Election Booth]

Nope!

Good job you're a Shinra member. ;)

[Freya]

OH MY GOODNESS TASKS!

But wait, look what I just saw on tv! An ad against Avalanche!

Rye and Mully AD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VfSMJVP4Xk)

[Aerith's Knight]

OH MY GOODNESS TASKS!

But wait, look what I just saw on tv! An ad against Avalanche!

Rye and Mully AD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VfSMJVP4Xk)

Could I perhaps glomp you... please? xD

[Flying Mullet]

OH MY GOODNESS TASKS!

But wait, look what I just saw on tv! An ad against Avalanche!

Rye and Mully AD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VfSMJVP4Xk)

Could I perhaps glomp you... please? xD
xD

[Freya]

^_^

[Peegee]

O_O

[Freya]

It's crazy isn't it! How some Ad team an just go around making these videos! i saw it on TV and thought i'd share. I'm just sharing.




:shifty:


There you go Pauper, hot election action!

[Bunny]

Jesus learn to color co-ordinate.

[Election Booth]

Oh I should probably have also stated that all tasks are to be PMed to me, Election Booth. Either separately or as one big blob, I don't really mind!

[Fate Fatale]

THIS ELECTION IS A SHAM! FATE FATALE FOR DICTATOR!

EDIT: I've just been informed that EoFF is indeed a democracy. This post shall now self-destruct.

[Rye]

I did not have sexual relations with that armadillo.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/clintonrye.jpg

[Freya]

I did not have sexual relations with that armadillo.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/clintonrye.jpg

LMAO xD

[Levian]

Great tasks. :up: Makes me want to do some of them even if I'm not in a party.

[Mittopotahis]

Just confirming, each member is only allowed to complete a task in one forum category, but there can be multiple members in the forum category? So in Reference there is 2 tasks, one member can do one task and another do the second?

[qwertysaur]

Whoever made that video is amazing XD

[Psychotic]

Just confirming, each member is only allowed to complete a task in one forum category, but there can be multiple members in the forum category? So in Reference there is 2 tasks, one member can do one task and another do the second?Yes. In fact, you could have three members do the first Reference task, and just one doing the second. Heck, that one could even have been a part of that team of three.

[Dignified Pauper]

MDP Is being swamped with work and social responsibilities. I will have half-hearted coverage of the elections on sunday evening, EST.

Until then, the EoFF Post's First and Last reporter is simply out of commission. Keep up the good work candidates. I need MOAR MATERIAL. If you don't give it to me, prepare to have your names slandered.

[Freya]

Hey I gave you dirt! Look at that ad... I found >.>

[Flying Mullet]

If you don't give it to me, prepare to have your names slandered.
I vote this.

[Dignified Pauper]

IN LATE NEWS! BOTH PARTIES HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES! This reporter is busy finding facts to fabricate. More on this soon.

[Aerith's Knight]

finding facts to fabricate.

You mean like, make up? :confused:

[Rantz]

If you want you can use this photo I took of theundeadhero the other day.

http://personalpropertyregistry.com/thief%20yellow.jpg

[Flying Mullet]

And I would love an investigative report on the meaning behind this menacing picture:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic549_1.gif

[Aerith's Knight]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/27/f_newsat11m_fe029fd.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/10/27/f_newsat11m_fe029fd.png&srv=img32)

[Flying Mullet]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/27/f_newsat11m_fe029fd.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/10/27/f_newsat11m_fe029fd.png&srv=img32)
:thumb:

[NeoTifa]

lulz

[theundeadhero]

You're one of us now, Mully. <i>One of us</i>.

[Election Booth]

So uh...tasks are due in tomorrow. How's that looking, folks?

If the presidential candidates want to apply for an extension, let me know in this thread, otherwise I'll assume you don't!

[Aerith's Knight]

Could you extend to saturday night?

Then I can finish my other drawing.

[Election Booth]

Sure. I think another day will be fine anyway, as I think everybody will be too busy on Halloween night to care about the elections.

[Aerith's Knight]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/30/f_extensionm_1616b2f.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/10/30/f_extensionm_1616b2f.png&srv=img32)

[Election Booth]

At this point I am going to relax the rules and say people can contribute to more than one section, and add an additional 24 hour extension. Let's get this done.