Women/Men - A Description

[ShunNakamura]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6521/bunnybeartx4.jpg
I agree with this description. Women are scary! And cute. Just like the Bunny Bear!



Basically. Topic is find a piece of entertainment/media that describes women or men that you find to be either good or funny or just plain sad. And pictures/quotes are always nice.



I'll see if I can find one for men. But in general I find more entertaining women descriptions than men descriptions. But that may just be my chosen reading material.

[Aerith's Knight]

What manga is that? Looks like a good one.

And I actually agree with this for once. xD

Women are scary, and ninja in being so. :shifty:

[NeoCracker]

Women = Time * Money

Time = Money

Therefore,

Women = Money * Money, or
Women = Money ^ 2

Money = Root(Evil)

Women = Root(Evil)^2

Women = Evil.

Old, but classic.

[Psychotic]

Men rule, women drool. :cool:

[ShunNakamura]

Hatsukoi Limited (http://www.onemanga.com/Hatsukoi_Limited/) is the name of the manga. It is written by Mizuki Kawahttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifa who also wrote Ichigo 100% and Lilim Kiss.

It basically explores the ins and outs of various relationships of various individuals. It is very well done. But the thing to remember is that it is a comedy, not a serious drama like Bitter Virgin. So don't go in expecting anything ultra deep(basically the relationships are well developed, but not to the point where it becomes a serious drama).



@NeoCracker - A genius came up with that one! So it will always be good!



Edit- EoFF..... censures manga artists now?!

[Bunny]

Edit- EoFF..... censures manga artists now?!

They are all sinners.

[Rantz]

http://brainlessworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/girls-are-stupid1.jpg

[Tavrobel]

There are reasons why incest is superior (http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee116/code_karasuhebi/lol-1.jpg).

Girls are pretty and have shiny hair. They also are extremely violent.

[NeoCracker]

There are reasons why incest is superior (http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee116/code_karasuhebi/lol-1.jpg).

Girls are pretty and have shiny hair. They also are extremely violent.

As horribley, horribley wrong as that is, everything he said is right, and that scares me. :(

[Samuraid]

Women = Time * Money

Time = Money

Therefore,

Women = Money * Money, or
Women = Money ^ 2

Money = Root(Evil)

Women = Root(Evil)^2

Women = Evil.

Old, but classic.

If "money is the root of all evil" was how the true phrase went, then the logic would hold. :p However, you will find that the phrase is really "The love of money is the root of all evil."

And this works out to:
Time = Money
Women = Time * Money
Women = Money²
Love(Money) = Root(Evil)
Love(±Root(Women)) = Root(Evil)

Thus, "Women are the square inverse Love root of evil". :)

[NeoCracker]

Well now your just being picky.

[Freya]

Women = Time * Money

Time = Money

Therefore,

Women = Money * Money, or
Women = Money ^ 2

Money = Root(Evil)

Women = Root(Evil)^2

Women = Evil.

Old, but classic.

If "money is the root of all evil" was how the true phrase went, then the logic would hold. :p However, you will find that the phrase is really "The love of money is the root of all evil."

And this works out to:
Time = Money
Women = Time * Money
Women = Money²
Love(Money) = Root(Evil)
Love(±Root(Women)) = Root(Evil)

Thus, "Women are the square inverse Love root of evil". :)

Ownt

[Vermachtnis]

http://www.freewebs.com/calvinandhobbesarecool/sexism.gif

[ShunNakamura]

http://www.freewebs.com/calvinandhobbesarecool/sexism.gif

That is class! Though it does raise a very good point. Why do we want to sit in trees? Are we cats in disguise?

[Aerith's Knight]

http://www.freewebs.com/calvinandhobbesarecool/sexism.gif

That is class! Though it does raise a very good point. Why do we want to sit in trees? Are we cats in disguise?

*slaps tape on Shun's mouth*

:shifty:




I don't need a woman that only says "Yes" and "Amen".

"Yes" is more than enough. :p

[Bunny]

http://www.freewebs.com/calvinandhobbesarecool/sexism.gif

That is class! Though it does raise a very good point. Why do we want to sit in trees? Are we cats in disguise?

You must be a very boring person if that is a good point for you.

[Momiji]

There are reasons why incest is superior (http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee116/code_karasuhebi/lol-1.jpg).


http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/lolincest.jpg

[ShunNakamura]

How bout Twincest.... which involves the seduction of the girl's younger brother? Yes I am looking at you KissXSis. Some 'good' daughter that one is. She takes advantage of her younger brother when he is drunk and her twin is out cold in the same room... I mean that is just wrong on so many levels. And she is the student council pres?


Of course since you 'can't' rape a man I suppose it isn't quite as wrong as if the twins were men and the younger one was the girl. And where does that you 'can't' rape a man come from? Most rape isn't 'violent' after all... it involves drugs or taking advantage of a weakness of somesort. Men are just as vulnerable to that as women.

And I will smack myself when I find out, but Momiji who is that a picture of? My brain keeps telling me I should know but I am drawing blanks.

[Mittopotahis]

Girls are week, chuck 'em in the creek.
Boys are strong, like king kong.
[end year 2 chant]

[Bunny]

There are reasons why incest is superior (http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee116/code_karasuhebi/lol-1.jpg).


http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/lolincest.jpg

TITTY MONSTER

[ShunNakamura]

http://www.freewebs.com/calvinandhobbesarecool/sexism.gif

That is class! Though it does raise a very good point. Why do we want to sit in trees? Are we cats in disguise?

You must be a very boring person if that is a good point for you.

If it is so simple, answer the question. Why DO we like to sit in trees? It baffles me. I am and always have been afraid of heights for as long back as I can remember, but tree-houses were still cool when I was younger.

[Bunny]

If it is so simple, answer the question. Why DO we like to sit in trees? It baffles me. I am and always have been afraid of heights for as long back as I can remember, but tree-houses were still cool when I was younger.

Tree houses are cool because it provides sanctuary from the outside world. Your parents do not govern you, because it is yours. You make the rules, you decide who can stay and who must leave. It is your own space, to do with what you please.

Climbing trees was fun because it provides a different view of things. Because you can look down on the rest of the world as if you are better than them.

[Peegee]

lolgirls

[ShunNakamura]

Maybe, but I could never look down from trees(fear of heights and all). And our 'treehouse' or rather stilt house was under parental control. So maybe my childhoood was just deprived


And to further the descriptions of men and women. Read from right to left this time.
http://img39.onemanga.com/mangas/00000403/00000006/20.jpg

I believe this states that men and women only look skin deep(note: The kiss scene (http://img39.onemanga.com/mangas/00000403/00000004/14.jpg). And yes both are guys. One is undercover however).

[LunarWeaver]

http://www.freewebs.com/calvinandhobbesarecool/sexism.gif

I'm Kyle Rudd and I approve this message.

[Momiji]

How bout Twincest.... which involves the seduction of the girl's younger brother? Yes I am looking at you KissXSis. Some 'good' daughter that one is. She takes advantage of her younger brother when he is drunk and her twin is out cold in the same room... I mean that is just wrong on so many levels. And she is the student council pres?


Of course since you 'can't' rape a man I suppose it isn't quite as wrong as if the twins were men and the younger one was the girl. And where does that you 'can't' rape a man come from? Most rape isn't 'violent' after all... it involves drugs or taking advantage of a weakness of somesort. Men are just as vulnerable to that as women.

And I will smack myself when I find out, but Momiji who is that a picture of? My brain keeps telling me I should know but I am drawing blanks.


If you actually know, I'd be greatly amused. It's a commonly-posted incest (moar liek wincest amirite?) manga on 4chan. I don't remember her name, but seeing it's a hentai manga, I doubt you've seen or heard of it unless you frequent 4chan. The picture I posted there was cropped because I had a feeling the full image was inappropriate for EoFF (she has very large breasts, and is wearing a shirt that says 'MEGA MILK' on it, while clutching said breasts.). Anyway, Bunny already made a reference to what she is called in the manga.

[Lawr]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/Sagensyg/Womencantdomath.jpg?t=1224882507

and here (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/Sagensyg/Women.jpg?t=1224882551)'s another one, I didn't know whether or not it would stretch the post.

[Aerith's Knight]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/Sagensyg/Womencantdomath.jpg?t=1224882507

and here (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/Sagensyg/Women.jpg?t=1224882551)'s another one, I didn't know whether or not it would stretch the post.

*spits out drink*

PFFTWHAHAHAhahahhahaha*cough*cough* *gigglesnort*

*faints*

[Tavrobel]

I had to do it.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1458/1160332879348sb6.jpg

[Bunny]

ITT sexism

[Tavrobel]

Any females are free to throw out any pictures of men doing stupid things. It wouldn't be terribly difficult.

[Lawr]

Any females are free to throw out any pictures of men doing stupid things. It wouldn't be terribly difficult.

QFT

[Aerith's Knight]

Vote? Psh.

The only list women have the right to decide on is the shopping list. :)

[ShunNakamura]

So hard to find pics making fun of men.

But boy are we clueless.... or maybe we just lack tact.

http://img39.onemanga.com/mangas/00000550/000027783/33.jpg

[Big D]

Well now your just being picky.*you're

How's that for picky?

[ShunNakamura]

Let us see here. Both Big D and Samuraid are male, does that mean it is safe to assume males are picky?

@Momiji
The picture you describe, I do think I have seen it before. Though if I saw it only in passing that would explain why I 'recognize' it but don't know the name of the character.

And just because it is hentai doesn't mean I won't read it. I read anything as long as it has either A)solid character development or B)a solid Plot, preferably both. Though I suppose a lot of Hentai likely doesn't meat either requirement :/.

[Momiji]

@Momiji
The picture you describe, I do think I have seen it before. Though if I saw it only in passing that would explain why I 'recognize' it but don't know the name of the character.

And just because it is hentai doesn't mean I won't read it. I read anything as long as it has either A)solid character development or B)a solid Plot, preferably both. Though I suppose a lot of Hentai likely doesn't meat either requirement :/.


Well there's the flaw there. You just said that it would have to have solid character development and a solid plot. This particular (and well, most hentai manga in general) does not.

[Tavrobel]

in b4 bible black and boku no pico end of discussion

If only I could find that "ultimate moe" picture, I would post it.

[Lawr]

Oh man my cousin told me these sexist jokes today. I'll share with you a couple~


"Why is Helen Keller such a bad driver?"

"Because she's blind and deaf, duh!"

"No, because she's a woman, duh!"


"Why don't women wear watches?"

"I dunno, why?"

"Because the time is on the stove!"

Now I feel bad... :cry:

[ShunNakamura]

@Momiji
The picture you describe, I do think I have seen it before. Though if I saw it only in passing that would explain why I 'recognize' it but don't know the name of the character.

And just because it is hentai doesn't mean I won't read it. I read anything as long as it has either A)solid character development or B)a solid Plot, preferably both. Though I suppose a lot of Hentai likely doesn't meat either requirement :/.


Well there's the flaw there. You just said that it would have to have solid character development and a solid plot. This particular (and well, most hentai manga in general) does not.


Well it is an 'or' requirement. Also I did forget to list that tastefully done humour can go a long way to redeeming even a 'bad' piece of work.

And I am not sure, but I know a lot of the 'hentai' games have decent in one or the other areas. True Love, X-Change Alternative, and Same Heart for example all have decent-good character development even if the plot is kinda shaky. And then you have master pieces like Fate/Stay Night, Utawarerumono, and Kimi Ga Nozoumu Eien that just blow most novels I have read out of the water.

Long story short I try not to judge a book by its cover or by its so called genre. *erects blast shield* See, I am not a woman, no matter how misleading my avatar is! *cough*

However, it doesn't look like I have read that particular manga. And from the sounds of it that is probably a good thing. I still am certian I have seen the character and that picture described on at least one occasion before though. Maybe I saw the manga in passing somewhere but was turned away by the 'reviews' of it.



@Tavrobel, I demand that you find that picture. A Man can never have too much 'moe'.


@Sagensyg - Are you discriminating against blind and deaf people now? So what if they can't see or hear... that doesn't mean they can't drive! They still have their nose!



And I want some humour poking at man... come now there has to be some, preferably with pics!

[Fuzakeru]

I lol'd numerous times. Nonetheless, both sexes do stupid things but men are just jealous. Men only poke fun at women so much because we can obtain one thing they never can and that sucks for you guys. :cool:

[Lawr]

I lol'd numerous times. Nonetheless, both sexes do stupid things but men are just jealous. Men only poke fun at women so much because we can obtain one thing they never can and that sucks for you guys. :cool:

TBH I think all men would have happier lives if we each had a set of boobs to call our own.

[ShunNakamura]

Not me... who wants to have a bunch of fat hanging off their chest?!



Men don't look before they leap(or think before they speak).
Evidence A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP6Wq2JC1z4)
Evidence B
http://img39.onemanga.com/mangas/00000465/000088892/07.jpg
http://img39.onemanga.com/mangas/00000465/000088892/08.jpg
Evidence C
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/6061/087tn0.jpg
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/1866/088sy0.jpg


Hmm... now that I think of it there is a couple other make fun of men scenes in Ranma.... maybe I should poor through it again. Such as something about why men don't ask for directions(we wouldn't follow them anyways).

[Levian]

only on Final Fantasy forums do we sex discriminate with the help of anime!

Calvin & Hobbes one was class though :up:

and the tracy and women = evil ones are just too old to be funny anymore.

[ShunNakamura]

only on Final Fantasy forums do we sex discriminate with the help of anime!

Well what do you expect when one of the few posting pictures, just happens to be an anime/manga freak!

Though actually I recall a few choice epic comments making fun of men from Elizabeth Haydon's Symphony of the Ages Series.... however, do you realize how hard it would be to find and quote those comments?! That is a long book series ya know. Finding manga/anime references(particularly of those I have recently watched/read) is far easier.

Oh, and girls are embarrassing and silly(and quite possibly not all there)! But cute while being so!
Evidence A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKtzHIzqEE)

I still can't find out how that failed to cheer everyone up. I would be smiling after seeing that! Well after the initial shock got over anyhow. Speaking of Embarrassing, I could probably find some Karin moments that would be quite entertaining! The thing is I don't recall if they were sexist or not :/... hmm. I might be able to spin them as such though.

[Tavrobel]

This is the true face of moe.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/7057/cripnhkqc0.jpg

[ShunNakamura]

The FOOL!!! Does he not know that those things were NEVER meant to be combined into one entity?! What has he done?! We are ..... well I don't think it actually posses any real threat. But it is just wrong!



Women are vain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5pJzYmjvSU)... or perhaps this one is just plain wacko. And the quality broke in this one. Must have messed up one of my settings.

[ShunNakamura]

I had to do it.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1458/1160332879348sb6.jpg


No you misunderstood! The reason they are injured is because they were in the kitchen.

Women should never be allowed to cook, and here is my evidence(from an anime I watched today).

I would rather not have my house explode, therefor, I'll do the cooking. However, the woman can do the dishes... I can't imagine her messing that up. Well... maybe, if I can find the right anime or manga. But, I just don't like doing dishes, so there(whereas I actually like to cook so I would do it anyways).





...... It won't let me post the link to the vid O_o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuN t5l2Nlu0

Without the space of course. The censor not only censors Manga artist names but also youtube links?! There must be a lot of evil out there.

[Momiji]

Shun, it isn't a matter of names and URLs being censored. It's a matter of them containing unintentional content that is considered obscene on this forum. :p

[Tavrobel]

There is a very certain and unfortunate, censored word that is contained in the URL for the YouTube link. That is why it will not go.

[NeoTifa]

Vote? Psh.

The only list women have the right to decide on is the shopping list. :)

...... :mad2: ohhhhhhh!!!! its SO over!!!!! we're through!!!!!!










jk i heart you still :tongue::greenie:, but that was totally uncalled for :mad2:

[Tavrobel]

... but that was totally uncalled for :mad2:

Have you seen the rest of the thread?

[ShunNakamura]

Shun, it isn't a matter of names and URLs being censored. It's a matter of them containing unintentional content that is considered obscene on this forum. :p


There is a very certain and unfortunate, censored word that is contained in the URL for the YouTube link. That is why it will not go.


Yup, I know that is how I knew where to space it*. I am just lamenting my fate on finding names/links that get censored. I am beginning to think the censor just plain doesn't like me. I mean how many youtube links have you posted that got censored?! Or how about names? Well I have had TWO in just five days!



*What a minute... is that considered going around the censor?! Uhh..... that could end not well.

[NeoTifa]

yes, i just wanted to harass him. you all are a bunch of sillynannies. you will burn in hell when women prove themselves superior and take over the world. mahahahahahaha :mwahaha:

[Lawr]

yes, i just wanted to harass him. you all are a bunch of sillynannies. you will burn in hell when women prove themselves superior and take over the world. mahahahahahaha :mwahaha:

Supposedly nothing has changed in 6.4 Billion years.

Feel free to try though! :thumb:

[NeoTifa]

i will! revolution!!!!