A Tragic Story

[livingdeadgirl]

I once was a happy girl. I was young with a boy and a life where we used to adventure together. We would explore underwater, hike nature trails in the fall and farm the land that we lived on to survive. Things were wonderful. Then one fateful fall everything changed. There was this little woman who moved into the town near our place. I couldn't tell why but I didn't like this woman. Maybe it was just the way she made me feel or the way she watched my boy and me while we were in town, but it doesn't really matter. That was a long time ago. Something I do know is that she knew I didn't like her. I think that is why she did what she did, why everything happened. Little did I know at the time that this woman was a witch! She was a vicious witch and a vengeful one. Slowly, day by day, my boy began to love her. Some people said that my boy's love was natural and that she won his affection. I never believed that. That witched charmed him with her spells and stole him away from me! It happened slowly at first. Sometimes as we went to town they would stop for a moment on the street and talk to each other. After a while he began to go to her house so she could show him things, or share a glass of tea or to tell each other stories. Later he would disappear for long hours without telling me what he had done or where he had been, but I know he was with her during those times. One day he didn't come back. I stayed awake all night crying my eyes out hoping for his return. When he wasn't back by morning I went out in search of him. I knew exactly where to look. I stormed into the witches house calling his name, searching frantically for any sign he was near. I found a little secret path in her house that lead into the hills behind it. There, I met the witch face to face. Needless to say, as a poor farmer girl I couldn't of had much hope. I screamed and fought but it was no use against someone who held such a mastery of wicked magic. That's when she turned me into this... thing. This monster! From that very moment until this day I have walked this land as the living dead. After my metamorphesis the witch disappeared but my story does not end there. No, something much more tragic happened. I waited until dark and then left her house under the cover of darkness to return to my own. When I returned my boy was there. There was something about him, something in his eyes that I could feel down to my very soul if it could be said that I had any soul to feel with. They were filled with terror and yet still held the love he had felt for me in them. I knew at that very moment that I had to make him mine forever. I bit him, infecting him with my curse so that he too would be forever. My boy fled away from me into the night and though search as hard as I could I did not find him. Ever since that day I have been searching for my boy. Now, this very day, I have found him. He is here! My very own boy is a member of these forums and I will have him once again.

[NeoCracker]

Heres what I get from this story.

You're marn saw a hot young thing who wore a thong. He started flirting and hitting on her, and eventually cheated. You got all pissy and went over to ruin their fun, but instead hat passionate lesbian fun times, only to cotract the Herpes. Since you're man didn't have herpes himself, you were relieved, as you learnred he couldn't have slept with the hot little chick with a thong.

You proceeded to undress for him, but upon seeing your warts herpes he was afraid. You proceeded to sex him against his will and passed on the herpes, and he ran away in the morning.

Knowing no one in this world wants herpes, you hunt down your man, since you can't really infect each
other more then you already have.

Welcome. ^_^

[Roto13]

Yeah, great story and stuff.

[kikimm]

I am also a witch. But a good one! Maybe I can help you out.

[NeoCracker]

I don't think you can cure herpes though. :(

[kikimm]

We'll see about that!

[Værn]

So, there's a curse of undeath spreading? Quickly, everybody get into the mall!

*Dead Rising ensues*

[Rantz]

Was I the boy? :bigsmile:

[Ouch!]

theundeadhero's lost love, imo.

[Tallulah]

This is smurfing ridiculous.

[demondude]

Is this like candle jack from last year?

[Old Manus]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie let's rock, you dont stop rock the riddle that will make your body rock well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along and next on the mike is my man hank come on, hank, sing that song check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a and the rest is f-l-y ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons i'll tell ya why ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun and i dress to a t ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously i got bodyguards, i got two big cars that definitely aint the wack i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac so after school, i take a dip in the pool which really is on the wall i got a color tv so i can see the knicks play basketball hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards more money than a sucker could ever spend but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker not a dime til i made it again ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what) ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin drive off in a def oj everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend master gee, am I mellow its on you so what you gonna do well it's on n on n on on n on the beat dont stop until the break of dawn i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e i said i go by the unforgettable name of the man they call the master gee well, my name is known all over the world by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls i'm goin down in history as the baddest rapper there could ever be now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows the beat starts gettin into your toes ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat and the damn ya start doin the freak i said damn, right outta your seat then ya throw your hands high in the air ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere ya rockin to the beat without a care with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang but i rap to the beat just the same i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes all im here to do ladies is hypnotize singin on n n on n on n on the beat dont stop until the break of dawn singin on n n on n on on n on like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop come alive yall gimme what ya got i guess by now you can take a hunch and find that i am the baby of the bunch 'but that's okay i still keep in stride cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind singin on n n on n on n on the beat dont stop until the break of dawn singin on n n on n on on n on rock rock yall throw it on the floor im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there im gonna move you outta this atmosphere cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind ill put t-t-tickets in your behind i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got cause im guaranteed to make you rock i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for? i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo and guess what america we love you cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast rock it up baby bubbah baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie to the beat beat, its so unique come on everybody and dance to the beat i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang the boogie to the boogie da beat i said i cant wait til the end of the week when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat and attempt to raise your body heat just blow your mind so that you cant speak and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet and let it change up to a dance called the freak and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat rest a little while so ya dont get weak i know a man named hank he has more rhymes than a serious bank so come on hank sing that song to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp the women fight for my delight but im the grandmaster with the three mcs that shock the house for the young ladies and when you come inside, into the front you do the freak, spank, and do the bump and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint a from sun to sun and from day to day i sit down and write a brand new rhyme because they say that miracles never cease i've created a devastating masterpiece i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist everybody, i say it goes like this well i was comin home late one dark afternoon a reporter stopped me for a interview she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables this young reporter i did adore so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before she said damn fly guy im in love with you the casanova legend must have been true i said by the way baby what's your name said i go by the name of lois lane and you could be my boyfiend you surely can just let me quit my boyfriend called superman i said he's a fairy i do suppoose flyin through the air in pantyhose he may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit i said you need a man who's got finesse and his whole name across his chest he may be able to fly all through the night but can he rock a party til the early light he cant satisfy you with his little worm but i can bust you out with my super sperm i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere just throw your hands up in the air and party hardy like you just dont care let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what) im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj everybody go hotel motel holiday inn you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend i say skip, dive, what can i say i cant fit em all inside my oj so i just take half and bust them out i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house it was twelve o'clock one friday night i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right everybody was dancin on the floor doin all the things they never did before and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean she came into the bar, she came into the scene as she traveled deeper inside the room all the fellas checked out her white sasoons she came up to the table, looked into my eyes then she turned around and shook her behind so i said to myself, its time for me to release my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece and now people in the house this is just for you a little rap to make you boogaloo now the group ya hear is called phase two and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew once a week we're on the street just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free for you to party ya got to have the movies so we'll get right down and give you the groove for you to dance you gotta get hype so we'll get right down for you tonight now the system's on and the girls are there ya definitely have a rockin affair but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact that to have a party ya got to have a rap so when the party's over you're makin it home and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn and while ya sleepin ya start to dream and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene my name appears in your mind yeah, a name you know that was right on time it was phase two just a doin a do rockin ya down cause ya know we could to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak come alive girls get on your feet to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on on n on into the break of dawn now i got a man comin on right now he's guaranteed to throw down he goes by the name of wonder mike come on wonder mike do what ya like like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey like a millionaire that has no money like a rainy day that is not wet like a gamblin fiend that does not bet like dracula with out his fangs like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang like collard greens that dont taste good like a tree that's not made out of wood like goin up and not comin down is just like the beat without the sound no sound to the beat beat, ya do the freak everybody just rock and dance to the beat have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just aint no good i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood so you try to play it off like you think you can by sayin that youre full and then your friend says momma he's just being polite he aint finished uh uh that's bull so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate and your friend says man there's plenty of food so you pile some more on your plate while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin of the moment that it's time to leave and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin into something that looks like cheese oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place i dont care what these people think im just sittin here makin myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks so you bust out the door while its still closed still sick from the food you ate and then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate and then you call your friend two weeks later to see how he has been and he says i understand about the food baby bubbah but we're still friends with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat i say hank can ya rock can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop can ya hip me to the shoobie doo i said come on i go to the halls and then ring the bell because i am the man with the clientele and if ya ask me why i rock so well a big bang, i got clientele and from the time i was only six years old i never forgot what i was told it was the best advice that i ever had it came from my wise dear old dad he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you and dont say a word until i'm through now there's a time to laugh a time to cry a time to live and a time to die a time to break and a time to chill to act civilized or act real ill but whatever ya do in your lifetime ya never let a mc steal your rhyme so from sixty six til this very day ill always remember what he had to say so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style i let them know that i'm versatile i got style finesse and a little black book that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look but there's a thing that separates you from me and that's called originality because my rhymes are on from what you heard i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word and i say a little more later on tonight so the sucker mc's can bite all night a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall a lets rock yall ya dont stop ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what) ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin drive off in a def oj everybody go hotel motel holiday inn ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends a like that yall to the beat yall beat beat yall ya dont stop a master gee am I mellow? its on you so whatcha gonna do well like johnny carson on the late show a like frankie croker in stereo well like the barkay's singin holy ghost the sounds to throw down they're played the most its like my man captain sky whose name he earned with his super sperm we rock and we dont stop get off yall im here to give you whatcha got to the beat that it makes you freak and come alive girl get on your feet a like a perry mason without a case like farrah fawcett without her face like the barkays on the mike like gettin right down for you tonight like movin your body so ya dont know how right to the rhythm and throw down like comin alive to the master gee the brother who rocks so viciously i said the age of one my life begun at the age of two i was doin the do at the age of three it was you and me rockin to the sounds of the master gee at the age of four i was on the floor givin all the freaks what they bargained for at the age of five i didnt take no jive with the master gee its all the way live at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks rappin to the beat my stick was fixed at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off i got right on down to the beat you see gettin right on down makin all the girls just take of their clothes to the beat the beat to the double beat beat that makes you freak at the age of eight i was really great cause every night you see i had a date at the age of nine i was right on time cause every night i had a party rhyme goin on n n on n on on n on the beat dont stop until the break of dawn a sayin on n n on n on on n on... like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop a saying on n n on n on on n oncause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike i am the definate feast delight cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike i am the definate feast delight come to the master gee you see the brother who rocks so viciously

[Levian]

Oh that's terrible, if there's anything I can do to help don't hesitate to send me a PM (http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=17039).

[Momiji]

in b4 belair

[Flying Mullet]

What an interesting story...

[KoShiatar]

What a sad sad story.

[rubah]

oh no :(

[Bunny]

It didn't start with "It was a dark and stormy night"

So I didn't read it. Sorry.

[Flying Mullet]

It didn't start with "It was a dark and stormy night"

So I didn't read it. Sorry.
Here:

<b>It was a dark and stormy night</b> and I once was a happy girl. I was young with a boy and a life where we used to adventure together. We would explore underwater, hike nature trails in the fall and farm the land that we lived on to survive. Things were wonderful. Then one fateful fall everything changed. There was this little woman who moved into the town near our place. I couldn't tell why but I didn't like this woman. Maybe it was just the way she made me feel or the way she watched my boy and me while we were in town, but it doesn't really matter. That was a long time ago. Something I do know is that she knew I didn't like her. I think that is why she did what she did, why everything happened. Little did I know at the time that this woman was a witch! She was a vicious witch and a vengeful one. Slowly, day by day, my boy began to love her. Some people said that my boy's love was natural and that she won his affection. I never believed that. That witched charmed him with her spells and stole him away from me! It happened slowly at first. Sometimes as we went to town they would stop for a moment on the street and talk to each other. After a while he began to go to her house so she could show him things, or share a glass of tea or to tell each other stories. Later he would disappear for long hours without telling me what he had done or where he had been, but I know he was with her during those times. One day he didn't come back. I stayed awake all night crying my eyes out hoping for his return. When he wasn't back by morning I went out in search of him. I knew exactly where to look. I stormed into the witches house calling his name, searching frantically for any sign he was near. I found a little secret path in her house that lead into the hills behind it. There, I met the witch face to face. Needless to say, as a poor farmer girl I couldn't of had much hope. I screamed and fought but it was no use against someone who held such a mastery of wicked magic. That's when she turned me into this... thing. This monster! From that very moment until this day I have walked this land as the living dead. After my metamorphesis the witch disappeared but my story does not end there. No, something much more tragic happened. I waited until dark and then left her house under the cover of darkness to return to my own. When I returned my boy was there. There was something about him, something in his eyes that I could feel down to my very soul if it could be said that I had any soul to feel with. They were filled with terror and yet still held the love he had felt for me in them. I knew at that very moment that I had to make him mine forever. I bit him, infecting him with my curse so that he too would be forever. My boy fled away from me into the night and though search as hard as I could I did not find him. Ever since that day I have been searching for my boy. Now, this very day, I have found him. He is here! My very own boy is a member of these forums and I will have him once again.

[NeoTifa]

ha ha! sucks for you!

[qwertysaur]

Did you try phoenix magicite?

[Psychotic]

Better go to the mall.

Or the pub.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I don't know about y'all, but that zombie chick's kinda sexy son...;)...I'd hit that...:rolleyes2

[crazybayman]

yeah yeah, great Halloween story.

However if true, DID YOU GIVE HIM HOLY WATER? FOR GOD'S SAKE GIVE THE BOY HOLY WATER

but be sure to toss the bottle on him. Don't let him drink it, nosir. Toss the bottle so it breaks on his head. Only then will thc curse be lifted.

And if you feel like it, toss one on yourself too!

[Bunny]

A'yo, I don't know about y'all, but that zombie chick's kinda sexy son...;)...I'd hit that...:rolleyes2

Violence against women is never a good thing. How dare you advocate violence against women on this message board. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[NeoTifa]

lol i dont think thats what he meant XD

[Flying Mullet]

How could he not mean that? He said he was going to hit her.

[Bunny]

lol i dont think thats what he meant XD

Stop.
Thinking.
Please.

[Old Manus]

lol i dont think thats what he meant XD

Stop.
Thinking.
Please.Forcing yourself on women is never a good thing. How dare you advocate your opinion on women on this message board. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Remulak]

Big wall of text did anybody bother reading it that can give me a summary of it in one word or less before I lose my attention.

[NeoTifa]

shes a zombie. run

[Peegee]

*sexors newbie*

[demondude]

^

Does that count as necrophilia?

[Flying Mullet]

Only if there's a stiff(y) involved.

[demondude]

OK, I'm leaving now. :screwy:

[~*~Celes~*~]

I don't want to die =[

[theundeadhero]

No! Stay away!

[ShunNakamura]

You people are crazy! Why would you come into this thread when it is full of the Living Dead!!!1!!!1!!!!

I mean you even weirded Demon Dude out!


We should just burn this thread to the ground before it spreads! I got the flammable stuff, but I forgot to bring a light(I fear I don't smoke).
*Backs slowly out of the thread*

[Baloki]

We've allowed the undeadhero to post for years

[demondude]

Oh great, now I'm dead.

[livingdeadgirl]

No! Stay away!You will be mine forever! No matter where you go I will find you until you stop running.

[Rantz]

lol i dont think thats what he meant XD

Stop.
Thinking.
Please.Forcing yourself on women is never a good thing. How dare you advocate your opinion on women on this message board. You should be ashamed of yourself.

lol i dont think thats what he meant XD

[ShunNakamura]

Oh great, now I'm dead.
*Sneaks back into thread*
Can I call you Dead Dude now? Or how about Demon Death? Or I suppose the good ole' DD will work too.

We've allowed the undeadhero to post for years

But last I checked he wasn't actually one of the living dead yet... so he is fine.

And how did livingdeadgirl become the living dead X2... Does that mean she is the boss that I have to get extra equipment for?!

*Backs slowly out of thread*

[demondude]

You can call me whatever you want. :jokey:

[NeoTifa]

lol zomg im a living dead!!! howd this happen?!

[demondude]

I am in love with the mini-forum. :heart:

[qwertysaur]

It's not that bad being dead and all. But have you seen my left hand anywhere?

[Goldenboko]

Hi

[demondude]

Goldenboko, you have taken it too far. Double posting is a serious offence, I can only pray for you now.

[Goldenboko]

internet is srs business >:0

[qwertysaur]

I'm hungry. Oooh, chicken! :p

[demondude]

internet is srs business >:0

Yes, yes it is.

[Goldenboko]

ahahahahaha. STFU DEMON DEAD :bigsmile:

[demondude]

Not Demon Dud? Why, I think you're losing it Gobo.

[Goldenboko]

Obviously I had to adapt to the scenario Demon Dud. :holmes:

[demondude]

Golden .... Golden .... Golden .... GOLDENFAIL. :cool:

[qwertysaur]

Sn₂Boko₃

[Goldenboko]

qwerty>Demon Dud

[demondude]

:whimper:

You're just jealous because you aren't dead.

[Goldenboko]

Ohoho. Nice try DD. But as long as I can read good shenanigans later it dun matter :P

You hear that people? MAKE GOOD SPAM >:9

[rubah]

You'll never get infected with that kind of attitude.

[Goldenboko]

I can only yell at you to make me living dead for so long before it becomes boring.

[demondude]

Is death infectious?

[NeoTifa]

i nomed blue harvest, does that mean i infected him?

[ShunNakamura]

You'll never get infected with that kind of attitude.

Wait... I don't recall reading in the Survival Guide that you can drive away the living dead by being annoying!

*Sits down and re-reads to double check*


*Pause*
*Slowly leaves thread before finishing the double check*

[~*~Celes~*~]

Love is infectuous too =D

[Ramza Beoulve]

... the hell? :confused:

[~*~Celes~*~]

I dunno. All I know is I wanna be bitten =[

[Nic]

As long as you're not infecting any quest-givers. Or flightmasters. Holy cow that was annoying.

[ShunNakamura]

I dunno. All I know is I wanna be bitten =[

*Throws Zombie Survival Guide out the window*

Why did he even bother?!

*Marches out of thread*

[Værn]

I dunno. All I know is I wanna be bitten =[
*Eats Celes*

I just randomly became infected. I have no idea how it happened or who did it. I would infect you (and also Shun), but I don't know how/if I can. I assume that only site staff are able to do it, mraw~

[NeoCracker]

PErsonally, I'm confused as to why ANYONE would want to get the Herpes.

[ShunNakamura]

PErsonally, I'm confused as to why ANYONE would want to get the Herpes.

I concur, I mean it makes it seem as if Max wasted his time! Jeez, what do they teach in school these days?

[demondude]

I don't think anybody else is gonna become infected. : p

As long as you can read the awesome spam forum afterwards. :jess:

[Old Manus]

Better make it awesome before it goes public

[demondude]

Ordinary spam forum then.

[ShunNakamura]

Aha! Know I now about your secret hideout!

You living dead can't get a way from me, the man who speed read the Zombie Survival Guide before declaring himself an undead hunter!



Wow, that almost sounds like a plot for a cheesy manga
*Walks out of thread while pondering*

[~*~Celes~*~]

But...But...But I'd make a good zombie!

[Goldenboko]

But...But...But I'd make a good zombie!

Your already my love zombie baby :jokey: