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Election Booth
11-02-2008, 08:39 PM
Elections 2008 - The Tasks and Voting!

Voting is closed, go away.

Phew! It's been a long and dangerous road, but here we are at last, reaching the climax of our EoFF Elections 2008. Will Rye and her pink Avalanche crew claim the top prize, or will theundeadhero and his Shinra gang emerge victorious?

Soon, we will know.

A voting form, just for you.

Handy link to PM Election Booth. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=3085)

Pick one person (or team in the case of General) for each category. However, if you want to vote for an entire party, just say "straight Shinra" or "straight Avalanche".

President Debate HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588993-post50.html)
(pick one)
Rye
theundeadhero
NeoCracker

Vice-President Debate HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588828-post2.html)
(pick one)
Flying Mullet
Pureghetto
Vaern

General Task HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588900-post31.html)
(pick one)
SilverWind & Rantzien
theundeadhero & Mittopotahis

Staff Task HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588890-post29.html)
(pick one)
Rye
theundeadhero

Reference Task HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588951-post40.html)
(pick one)
I'm my own MILF
Lekana

Nerds in Paradise Task HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588961-post42.html)
(pick one)
Rantzien
qwertyxsora

Quickening Task HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588854-post7.html)
(pick one)
Fate Fatale
Aerith's Knight

Smell of Fear
Task HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588930-post37.html)
(pick one)
Laddy
Aerith's Knight

The World is Square...And Enix Task HERE! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2588977-post46.html)
(pick one)
Flying Mullet
qwertyxsora

Copy and paste, select one person/group of persons for each forum and PM it to your friend Election Booth.

Pink is Avalanche, blue is Shinra, and green is Turks.

Some voting notes
- Neutral votes count as DOUBLE!
- Presidential votes are multiplied by between 2 and 5 (depends on turnout - the more of you vote, the more it will be worth. But it will be worth more!), as this is the most important bit. (:
- You have until the end of the week - ie, sometime in the evening on Friday - to get your votes in.

So uh...I don't get it?
For those of you who haven't been tuning in, we have two parties, Avalanche, a bunch of weak-willed liberals, and Shinra, an army of fascist thugs. They've picked their leaders, they've completed some tasks to earn your support, and now it's time to settle this once and for all!

Read the tasks. Please? :aimkiss: Yes, they can be a little wordy, but there is humour and value in them. Or at least I think so and I am never wrong. Except for when I am very wrong.

Remember, it's just for fun! This doesn't affect the running of EoFF in any way. ...possibly!

Election Booth
11-02-2008, 08:40 PM
Oh no, a double post! :redface: Let's see what the second-in-commands (seconds-in-command?) have to say for themselves.

Vice-Presidential Debate

Please explain why you and your potential president make a good team.

Do you think your vice-presidential opponent has been involved in any kind of scandal? Please give details!

Queen or the Beatles? (and do explain why, chaps)

Flying Mullet

Please explain why you and your potential president make a good team.
For April Fool's Rye was one of the only ones that knew who was making all of those annoying things happen on the site. Then, not only did she find me out, but she helped me think of new ways to entertain the forum populace. That's the kind of team the people need. A team where nothing gets by the other person and they know how to play off of each other's strengths. Plus, everyone wants to call Milf the first lady.

Do you think your vice-presidential opponent has been involved in any kind of scandal? Please give details!
Two words: AZN Implants.

Queen or the Beatles? (and do explain why, chaps)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Elizabeth_II_greets_NASA_GSFC_employees%2C_May_8%2C_2007_edit.jpg/220px-Elizabeth_II_greets_NASA_GSFC_employees%2C_May_8%2C_2007_edit.jpg
You know she's a mean drunk and can throw down in a pub brawl.



Pureghetto

This question's easier than I would have imagined. Theundeadhero is a long time member of the CK team, and as a CK, he can enforce the ruling principles of the Shinra party without going through the red tape of petitioning a staff member to ban newbies, or to waste time reasoning with opposition instead of straight up closing threads and making EoFF a better place to live.

You may be thinking that Flying Mullet is also a CK, and you would be right -- voting for a CK with that much power and the tendency to allow newbies to join, to make newbie threads and to allow silly threads to thrive instead of permabanning everybody involved? Is that the kind of EoFF you want to live in? All Flying Mullet will become is another lost CK to the whims of Ryesica, and we don't even know what her positions are on important matters like newbie threads and the swift banning of everybody who doesn't remember the Bruckner party! In fact I heard that Rye has plans to make this forum pink! We've revolted against a pink EoFF before and we need to do it again. Ladies and Gentlemen, we must not let this happen!

Do you know what I think of when I think of Queen? I think of the Mighty Ducks, where they smote their competition in brutal victory, and celebrated over the ashes of their fallen victims by singing the song 'We will rock you'

Shinra brothers and sisters, we will prevail, and like our heroes the Might Ducks, we shall burn the ashes of newbies and their ilk with the chant

Hail Brucker!

vote for theundeadhero!

Rye
11-02-2008, 09:16 PM
Rye - Flying Mullet Dream Team, 4daQueen!

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 09:35 PM
Rye/Mulley for office!

I Don't Need A Name
11-02-2008, 09:38 PM
the undead pg ftw!

theundeadhero
11-02-2008, 09:39 PM
theundeadghetto is confident of a win here great people of EOFF.

Election Booth
11-02-2008, 09:46 PM
Let's speed things up, as we go toooooooooooo...

Final Fantasy: The Quickening

Aerith is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Aerith.

Quina is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Quina.

Please draw a picture of either Tidus, Rinoa, or both, dying in a horrible and painful manner.

Fate Fatale


Presenting: Aeris!
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq17/fatefatale/aeris.jpg

Presenting: Quina!
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq17/fatefatale/quina.jpg

Tidus' Death:
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq17/fatefatale/tidus.jpg


Aerith's Knight


http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/2/f_Aerithpinupm_6db60ca.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/11/2/f_Aerithpinupm_6db60ca.png&srv=img32)

I refuse to draw Quina.

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/2/f_rinoa2m_f6281c0.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/11/2/f_rinoa2m_f6281c0.png&srv=img32)

Aerith's Knight
11-02-2008, 09:48 PM
I feared death by banhammer would be too much. :)

theundeadhero
11-02-2008, 09:59 PM
As you can see Avalanche clearly violate the election standards. The task was to draw them, not this treachery.

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 10:05 PM
I "drew" them in paint... :D

I'm just a master of the art.

Aerith's Knight
11-02-2008, 10:07 PM
If someone doesn't notice that it was cut and pasted, I will smack them silly. Nice try, though. :)

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 10:10 PM
If someone doesn't notice that it was cut and pasted, I will smack them silly. Nice try, though. :)

I must say, I think you're a tad jealous of my uber drawing skillz!
Don't be hatin'!

NeoCracker
11-02-2008, 10:12 PM
One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.

Why is this looking more and more like the actual election?

theundeadhero
11-02-2008, 10:12 PM
One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.That's because <i>I</i> drew Quina personally.

Quina Pin-up
<img src="http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/quina.jpg" width="20%" height="20%" />

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 10:13 PM
One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.

Why is this looking more and more like the actual election?

What are you talking about?! I DID draw those! Why doesn't anyone bleieve me?!

(As a side note, I'm a guy)

NeoCracker
11-02-2008, 10:13 PM
Well show me some of that sexy Quina love.

Edit: I know you're a guy. I just thought NeoTifa did it for some reason. XD

Aerith's Knight
11-02-2008, 10:15 PM
One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.That's because I drew Quina personally.

Quina Pin-up


Wow, that's really good.

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 10:17 PM
One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.That's because I drew Quina personally.

Quina Pin-up


Wow, that's really good.

Only if you lookup the URL, it's from a website! He STOLE it from a website! If that the kind of party that you want running your forum?

Here's where it came from: Final Fantasy Legion - FFIX/characters/Quina (http://www.npbhs.school.nz/students/websites/2004/Y13/Webpages/FF9/FF9%20characters_Quina.htm)

NeoCracker
11-02-2008, 10:17 PM
Why didn't I see that when you made your post first? Now I just feel dumb for my last comment.

Aerith's Knight
11-02-2008, 10:21 PM
One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.That's because I drew Quina personally.

Quina Pin-up


Wow, that's really good.

Only if you lookup the URL, it's from a website! He STOLE it from a website! If that the kind of party that you want running your forum?

Here's where it came from: www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/quina.jpg ("http://wwwgeocities.com/floydsarmy/quina)

Hypocrite, thy name be Fate.

theundeadhero
11-02-2008, 10:22 PM
Only if you lookup the URL, it's from a website! He STOLE it from a website! If that the kind of party that you want running your forum?That's hosted from my website, <i>Avalanche Lover</i>.

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 10:23 PM
Hypocrite, thy name be Fate.

How DARE you call ME a hypocrite? I uploaded those images to my very own photobucket account. I DREW those myself. Typical of a Shinra member to make such a blind statement.


That's hosted from my website, Avalanche Lover.

Says you! There's no proof of ownership on the site linking it to you.

Rye
11-02-2008, 10:26 PM
This presidential candidate does not support this bickering, and strives for bipartisanship!

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 10:28 PM
I apologize, Rye-cakes. I will stay my tongue if you wish it.

theundeadhero
11-02-2008, 10:29 PM
Says you! There's no proof of ownership on the site linking it to you.Try going to that address' frontsite and then clicking on the members list, or you know, look in my profile at my email address.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 10:32 PM
Says you! There's no proof of ownership on the site linking it to you.Try going to that address' frontsite and then clicking on the members list, or you know, look in my profile at my email address.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/

I do not wish to argue, but the site was
Final Fantasy Legion - FFIX/characters/Quina (http://www.npbhs.school.nz/students/websites/2004/Y13/Webpages/FF9/FF9%20characters_Quina.htm)
and not what you posted.
I end my post there.

theundeadhero
11-02-2008, 10:37 PM
We all know I didn't draw it and yours aren't real drawings. Way to take it too far.

Fate Fatale
11-02-2008, 10:37 PM
I pride myself on that.

Election Booth
11-02-2008, 10:38 PM
The leaders of the two parties go head to head, and I have contracted a STAPH infection. Oh ho.

Staff

Eyes on Final Fantasy has too many staff members. Discuss.

Imagine your rich uncle WarrenW has died and has left you Eyes on Final Fantasy in his will. You decide that you will change the staff. Pick 8 admins and 10 Cid's Knights. (you can pick existing CKs and admins if you like) You can explain your picks if you wish.


Rye


This is indeed true. I feel that when EoFF flourished the most, to me, was when there was a semi-frequent change of staff members. For some time, staff members served for a year or two, and then left, feeling that they wanted to give up their role to someone else who wanted it more. They were then replaced by new qualified members who wanted to serve. This most successful because you not only get fresh insights from different members, but the majority of the staff is made up of members who are active and do their staff duties.

Now, of course, there are many old time members on staff that we begin to see as almost permanent, even though they really don't, if I dare say it, do much. They're not active. I know no one wants to say it, but to be entirely honest, if they do care about EoFF, they would want to see more dedicated members to push the forum forwards in their place.

I feel that, though it will cause a bit of strife, staff needs to be circulated, to allow for new views, fresh ideas, and far more vivid participation.

Cid's Knights:

Flying Mullet
Miriel
Psychotic
RubyLapiz
theundeadhero

I kept the above CK's because of their activity and their all around participation in most forums.

Heath
Cz
Levian
Rantzien
kikimm

Because they are open-minded and participate quite a lot/have been becoming a lot more active lately. They are full of great ideas and are easy to approach and enthusiastic.

Admins:

Cid
ShlupQuack
Loony BoB
Del Murder
crono_logical
o_O
Samuraid
Behold_The_Void

theundeadhero


<b>Eyes on Final Fantasy has too many staff members. Discuss.</b>

The ShinRa fully believe the staff do not have too many staff members. There is nothing left to discuss.

<b>Imagine your rich uncle WarrenW has died and has left you Eyes on Final Fantasy in his will. You decide that you will change the staff. Pick 8 admins and 10 Cid's Knights. (you can pick existing CKs and admins if you like) You can explain your picks if you wish.</b>

As for the eight Admins, the current ones minus Austin, MichaelC and Samuraid. For the CKs I would pick the current ones minus eestlinc and Flying Mullet.

The current staff are all full-on ShinRa. Why would I change that up? As a full-time follower and true believer in the ShinRa cause I would have no other than those who have proven themselves to also be dedicated to the ShinRa cause. Talking of Admins, let me explain why those are the three I would drop. Samuraid is off the list because he has revealed himself to be a supporter of the Avalanche cause, though maybe not in public circles. This is a sad loss because of how valuable he is. As for MichaelC and Austin, well, as far as anyone can see they just seem to keep an air of secrecy about them. Even among the top levels around here rumors fly as to what exactly it is they are up to. Now for the CKs. If you don't know why i would drop Flying Mullet then you obviously haven't been paying attention to the elections. Not only is he a supporter of Avalanche, he's their candidates running mate! What kind of treacherous activity does that hint at? Who knows what else he is doing that we haven't learned of yet? Even they themselves admit to secret plannings and actions they perform without any sort of authorization whatsoever. Then there's eestlinc. While I would be sad to see him go, this one was based on activity. Come back to us eestlinc :( Come back quicky :whimper:

<i>My name is theundeadhero and I endorse this message</i>

theundeadhero
11-02-2008, 11:02 PM
EB isn't going to double post here again. Let's help him out.

Election Booth
11-02-2008, 11:11 PM
Indeed I shall not! Now onto one of my favourite sections...

General

Change the lyrics of a song (any song you like) to be about your candidate, your party, the elections, and any related topics. A YouTube video link to the existing song would be nice, and BONUS POINTS! for a voice file of someone singing it!

Write a story about your candidate defeating an evil force by either:
A) Always believing in themselves
B) Using the bond they share with their friends
C) There is no C
D) Never giving up.


Rantzien

AUDIO - Surfing on an Avalanche (http://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/Surfing%20on%20an%20Avalanche.mp3).

Here's the original song (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OI2COawqMJQ) and the karaoke version (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LTlmF-I7VkY) I used.


It's early morning
Bunny logs out
Baloki's chatting
Is pretty loud
scrumple is posting
Vermachtnis too
There's nothing wrong
With another noob
SilverWind is hungry
Laddy as well
They're summoned both by
TSoL
Yaridovich VM's
with Samuraid
They've got to leave
There's a new newbie thread!

Here we are, surfing on an Avalanche
Here we are, surfing on an Avalanche

GHF is burning
Fate Fatale shouts
"Arc_Master's coming
To put the fire out!"
A welcoming team is
At Jim's command
"From now on", Rantzien says
"No more will be banned!"
NeoTifa is dancing
IronOcean has to go
Mullet is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
He has a date tonight
With Quina Quen!

Here we are, surfing on an Avalanche
Here we are, surfing on an Avalanche
In a trance, surfing on an Avalanche
Time for change, surfing on an Avalanche

It's early morning
Someone logs in
Tonight she's aiming
For epic win
You hear her purring
But she's no lolcat
She's wearing a tailcoat
And a high top hat
The staff is calling
She starts to walk
A newbie calls out
She lets him talk
He asks her, "Miss President,
How did you win?"
He gets the answer
As Rye she sings:

Here we are, surfing on an Avalanche (are you ready, BoB?!)
Here we are, surfing on an Avalanche
In a trance, surfing on an Avalanche (log on, log off, log on, log off, log on)
Time for change, surfing on an Avalanche

Avalanche!


SilverWind


"Thanks for the ride!" Rye yelled to the ship's captain.
"No problem," the captain said as he sailed off to the next port.
She turned and waved goodbye as she stepped off of the ship. Rye was a young dreamer from an isolated island. She hailed from
Blue Palm Island, where many of the plants were an azure blue. That's what gave the island its name. It held many tropical oddities, including
blue coconut palms, cerulean aloe, and some rare blue sand. There was only one beach on Blue Palm Island that actually had the
blue sand, making it a rarity even to the island.
She never knew much about the mainland with which her island was related. The most news that Rye recieved from the mainland
was the occaisional newspaper and word from the ships that sometimes went to the island for produce native to that island.
She had no idea where to go, so she just followed a beaten dirt path, hoping it lead to some civilization. She entered a
a thin woods, and could see some buildings through the sparsely placed trees. She headed in that direction. In the back of her
mind, many questions appeared. 'What should I do first?', 'Where should I go?', 'What should I do about money...?' She pondered
these questions, but just as she was forming some answers, she encountered a weird man near the town gate. He was quite nicely dressed, and
engaged Rye in conversation, before she had the chance to decide whether or not she would talk to him.
"YOU!! Yes, you, young lady! How would you like to be the proud owner of a new, secret technological breakthrough?" The man questioned.
"Uhm...well..." Rye stuttered. The man was a fast talker, and Rye could not get a word in edgewise.
"Yeess!! It's quite a fine product, and it can be yours for a low, low price! Would you care to take the item?"
"Uh...maybe?" Rye said. "What is it?"
"I'm soooo glad you asked!" He replied. "It's a miracle, really. It can help lighten the burden of everyday tasks!
Rather than describe to you the item, I shall show you!!"
He reached into his satchel, and pulled out a wooden object. It was a rolling pin, finely crafted out of wood, but to Rye, it looked very
familiar. It was blue, and she immediately thought to her own rolling pin in her backpack. They looked just about the same, except the one the salesman had
looked like new. Rye had hers for a few years.
"Sooo! What do you think?" The salesman asked. "It's a wonderful rolling pin! Can roll out a uniformly thin piece of dough in no time at all!"
"It's very nice...," Rye said, and she pulled hers out of her pack with a smile. "But I already have my own!"
'What??' The salesman thought. 'Impossible...! These things are crafted with wood from a special tree... How could she already have one?!?'
The salesman thought hard on what he should do.
"That can't be," he tryed to reason. "This is a rare wood from a tropical tree found nowhere near the Round Continent. Yours must be a fake!"
"Hey! This is no fake!" Rye yelled. "How dare you insult my rolling pin! I got this from my mother!"
"Then she obviously tricked you," the salesman said with a sigh. "Ok, here's what we can do. I'll give you this new, REAL rolling pin for half price if you give me yours."
"No way," Rye said. Now she started to get angry. "My mother didn't lie to me. This is no fake. I'm from the Blue Palm Island. Shall I show you?"
"What?" The salesman said confusedly.
She braced all of her strength and held the rolling pin aloft. She slammed the rolling pin right into the salesman's face, knocking him out cold.
"That's what you get when you insult my mother, or my treasure." Rye said as she turned and entered the town. "You're not worth my time.

She entered the town and tryed to take it all in, but there was so much going on. There were many shops, for food, weapons, and many specialty shops.
She looked around and tryed to decide what to do first.
"First of all, I need a map..."Rye thought. "I have no idea how to navigate my way around here. It was lucky that I got here in the first place!"
She looked around until she found a navigation store. There were many maps and cartographical equipment. She went up to the counter and asked for a map of the
surrounding area.
"Oh, sure we have some of those." The shopkeeper smiled. "Hold on right here, I'll go look for one in the back."
The shopkeeper turned and walked through a door to the back. Rye leaned against the counter, and examined a map under the glass.
"Hmmm... an unmarked mountain..." Rye said as she looked at the map. "Why would they draw a mountain on the map and neglect to name it? ...I wonder if it's
nice there. I've never been to a mountain before."
"Here's your map!" the shopkeeper said as she returned. "I see you're looking at the map of the western region of the Round Continent! That's where we are right now."
"Oh? Where is the town on this map, then?" Rye asked.
"Are you new here?" the shopkeeper asked. "It's right here, near the coast. It's called Delica. It's a big tourist trap. Every one comes here to try the food,
and shop."
"I see." Rye replied. 'This could be a fun town...!' She thought."What about this unmarked mountain?"
"Oh..." the shopkeeper's glance fell. "Well... nobody has really explored it. Anyone who tried hasn't come back."
"Wow." Rye commented. "That's odd. Why haven't they come back?"
"I don't really know." the shopkeeper said. "No one does."
"Hmmm..." Rye thought. "Maybe I won't go there then." She took her map and walked outside.
"You'd do well to stay away from there!" the shopkeeper yelled to her.

Once outside, she noticed her legs growing weak. "I could sure use some food. I wonder what this 'Delican' food tastes like..."
She looked around and found a small restaurant. It wasn't very crowded, and their food looked good, so Rye decided to settle for this place. She wandered to a table in the corner
and sat down. The waiter walked over and asked her what she would like.
"well...I'm new here..." Rye said. "What do you reccommend?"
The waiter smiled and said, "You should try the soup. It's one of our most popular dishes!"
She agreed to the soup and sat there silently. She liked this town. The people were nice, even if she had to smash some guy's face in at the town gate. She took out a book and
started to read it. The waiter then returned with the soup, and he noticed her book. "Oh, you like to bake?"
"Yeah!" Rye said. "It's my favorite thing to do! I want to become a master pastry chef. That's why I came here."
"That's nice." said the waiter. "The bakery down the street just lost a worker. You should go there to see if you can get some experience."
"Thanks for the tip." Rye said.

She ate the soup, which was delicious, and made her way to a store with a sign shaped like a cake. She walked in and looked at the confectionaries in the display case. It was like a
dream come true. The baked goods looked very professional and quite delicious. This was Rye's dream, to become a master pastry chef. The manager walked up to the case and regarded Rye with what
appeared to be a glare. Rye looked at the manager and was startled by his appearance. He was tall, muscular, and looked like he could pick up the store with no effort.
"Yes...?" the man grunted.
"Uh...I'm...R-Rye."she stuttered. This guy looked mean, and she didn't want to make a bad first impression. "Um... I heard there was an opening for a new
baker in this fine establishment?"
The man stared at her, and asked: "What makes you think you're qualified to work here?"
She was intimidated by the man's demeanor, which affected her speech. "I wanted...to w-work here, to become a better chef! I want to become a master pastry chef!"
He stared at her further. Then he smiled, and said, "You remind me of myself! I would be glad to have you work here! My name is Rantzien, by the way. Let's see what you can do." He then lead
to the kitchen. She was relieved that he accepted her.

"So, how much experience do you have?" Rantzien asked her.
"Well, I learned the basics from my mom," Rye replied. "But I eventually surpassed her skills, and started making some of my own recipies."
"Ah, very nice."Ranzien nodded. "Have you completed a recipie?"
Rye nodded.
"Then, please, make it for me." He said. "The ingredients are in the store room, right through that door."
"All right, I'm on it." She replied. She walked into the store room. "Let's see...flour, eggs, sugar, salt...what else do I need...? Oh, yes. Vanilla...! And...
Blue Palm Coconuts...I don't see any of those!" She shuffled around some boxes in a frenzy to find some Blue Palm coconuts, and she finally found one in a small box in the corner.
"Oh no..." She said disparingly. "I need two..." She looked around a bit more, then she remembered that she took one from home to eat later. "What a relief!" She took the ingredients, and
went back into the kitchen. She started baking and a couple hours later, she made what she called a Blue Palm Torte.
"Very nice work," Rantzien said as he regarded the confection. "I can see you have a bright future here."
Rye smiled, and did a small victory dance. She sat down at the table to have a little bit of the desert.
"Yes. This is what we need!" Rantzien exclaimed. "This will bring some new culture to the shop. I was never good with Blue Palm cuisine..."
"I was surprised that you even had any Blue Palm coconuts back there!"Rye said.
"Wonderful job." Rantzien said again. "It is getting dark. You don't have anywhere to stay, do you?"
Rye choked on the water she was drinking. She had completely forgotten about a place to stay. She was too caught up in her success in her baking exploits.
"Eheh..." Rantzien laughed. "You can just stay in the room above the store. You have to use the stairs outside to get up there."
"Wow!" Rye exclaimed. "Thanks a lot! You're such a good person!"
"Aw, stop...!" Rantzien said.

For the next few weeks Rye learned a lot from Rantzien, and likewise, he learned some of the Blue Palm cuisine from her. Rye was given the responsibility of assisstant chef, and gathering ingredients
from the town, and surrounding areas. She adventured to forests to get berries, went to an old mill near a river for some flour, and to an orchard to get fresh fruit.
One adventure would come that she would not soon forget.
"RYE!!" Rantzien yelled. "C'mere!" He grabbed the broom and thumped on the ceiling, which was Rye's floor, to get her up.
Rye stumbled out of her bed and quickly got dressed. She went down into the shop to see what he wanted.
"Good morning," Rye said to Rantzien. "Is there something you wanted?"
"Yes," Rantzien nodded. "Today, you're going on another adventure. I want you to go out to the Rethiel berry patch and get some strawberries, blueberries, and whatever else you think we may need. We
need those two kinds of berries in particular, though. Can you do it?"
"Oh yeah!" Rye exclaimed. "I'm good to go!"
"Good," Rantzien said. "I knew I could count on you. There is some coffee on the counter for you."
"Yay!" Rye said. "Thanks, Rantzien."
"No problem." Rantzien said, as he went back into the kitchen to make some fresh bread.
Rye drank her coffee, albeit a bit too fast. She burned her toungue, but she didn't really care. She was really excited to go on a new adventure. She gathered
her rolling pin (for defense), her provisions (some tasty cakes, and a few sandwiches), and a map (she wasn't really that good with directions). She walked out the door and breathed in the fresh air of the new
day. She walked toward the end of town, greeting all of the new people she had met in her few weeks at the Round Continent. Once outside of the city, she looked at her map, and realized that the Rethiel berry
patch was near that unmarked mountain that she looked at on the map all those days ago. She couldn't get that mountain out of her mind, but everytime she thought of going there herself, she shook her head, and
called the idea just plain crazy.

She walked a few miles and once she was nearing the patch, she decided to take a break. She sat on a rock and ate one of her sandwiches, and stared at the sky, thinking about the mountain again. 'What
was its appeal? Why am I thinking about this so much?' She wondered. She started to zone out, and just watched a crow flap through the sky. It joined another crow, then another... There was something weird to
her about the amassing crows... They had a group of about five now, and they then dove to the ground near a bush down the path from Rye. She had nothing better to do, so she got up to check it out. Once Rye reached the
bushes, she let out a gasp. Concealed by the bush was a bloodied man, laying on the ground, being bothered by the crows.
"Get away!" Rye yelled. "Go away! Leave this guy alone!" She waved her arms at the crows, and they scattered. They all flew away, but one gave Rye a painful peck on the arm. "Agh! Stupid crows...! Are you alright?"
She examined the man, looking for signs of life. He had on a torn overcoat, and an odd hairstyle. The poor guy looked ravaged. It was as though he had not had food for a week, and his left arm was bleeding.
"Ugh..." the man rolled over to face the sky. He slowly opened his eyes. "Who're you...?"
"My name is Rye." she replied. "Can you tell me your name?"
"I'm...Flying Mullet," he croaked. "Where am I?
"Flying...Mullet?" she was distracted by such an odd name. "Uhm...we're near the Rethiel berry patch."
"That doesn't tell me anything!" he cried. "Where's Delica??"
"Oh!" Rye said. "Um, it's a few miles back the way I came. Do you want me to take you back there?"
"Yeah..." Flying Mullet said. "Please... I'll explain, later..." He then lost conciousness.
Rye was starting to panic, but she couldn't let this man down. She grabbed him, and ran to town.

"RANTZIEN!!" Rye carried Flying Mullet over the threshold of the shop.
"Oh, Rye!" Rantzien greeted her. "Did you get the berries? I need to use some of the strawberries!"
"No time for that!" Rye gasped. "This guy needs medical attention!"
"Woah!" Rantzien noticed Flying Mullet. "Take him up to your room, and I'll call for a doctor!
She took him upstairs to her room and put him on the bed. "Please don't die... I won't let you!" She tryed to make him as comfortable as she could. She sat and waited for the doctor, who arrived soon after
she took Flying Mullet upstairs.
"Here's Doctor SilverWind," Rantzien said rushedly. "This guy is one of the best. I have to go back downstairs, there's a customer here."
"Well..." The doctor said. "He seems to have bleed quite a lot, and hasn't eaten for a few days... You did well to try and stop the bleeding, young lady."
Rye nodded.
"Yes," the Dr. SilverWind nodded. "I do believe he will be fine, but he must rest for a few days."
"Thank you doctor!"Rye hugged him.
"Oh, it was nothing," Dr. SilverWind laughed. "So how about the bill?"
Rye just stared at him. 'The bill...? That's all he's thinking about??' She thought inwardly. "Uhm... ask the big guy downstairs! You know, the guy that called you."
"Ah, yes," the doctor said. "The large fellow. Good. All is in order then. I shall take my leave." He put his top hat back on, and left Rye's room.
Rye sighed, and said, "Good... I'm glad you're gonna be fine, Mulley."
"Flying Mullet just lied on the bed and slept.

When Flying Mullet came to, he noticed that he was in a very comfortable bed. He tryed sitting up, but immediately got dizzy. He just layed on the bed and looked around. He tryed to remember what happened, but it took
him awhile to recall what exactly had happened. He remembered what had happened, and that he ended up on a dirt road, and that someone had saved him. Just then Rye entered the room.
"Ah, I see you are awake," Rye said. "How are you feeling?"
"Ugh..." Flying Mullet grunted. "It's hard to sit up."
"Oh," Rye said. "I would imagine. You were in a bad state. You just lay down and take it easy."
"You saved me then?" Flying Mullet asked. "It was Rye, wasn't it?"
"Yes," Rye nodded.
"Ah,"Flying Mullet sighed.
They sat in silence for awhile, until Rye asked, "So, where are you from?"
"I'm from up north," Flying Mullet replied. "From a snowy town."
"North?" Rye asked. "Snow? What's snow like?"
"You don't know what snow is like?" Flying Mulled asked, shocked. "Snow is the greatest. Even if it is really cold, you can throw snowballs at people."
Rye laughed, "That sounds like fun! Though...how did you get all the way over here, then?"
"I traveled..." Flying Mullet said. "I heard legends of a mountain without a name..."
"OH!", Rye exclaimed. "I know about that mountain! I've been thinking a lot about it recently."
"Then, are you going?" Flying Mullet asked.
"Whoa, whoa, hold on there," Rye said. "I don't know about it. It seems really dangerous."
"Well of course it is," Flying Mullet said. "That's the point of adventure. It would be boring otherwise, wouldn't it?
Rye pondered these words for awhile. "So are you going there once you get better?"
"Yeah. I have to try again." Flying Mullet said with firm resolution.
"Again?" Rye asked. "What happened the first time?"
"well, the mountain is assumed to be unnamed, because there is no trace of a name on any map," Flying Mullet explained. "But when I got there, there were horrible
people guarding the entrance to the mountain. They beat me up because they said that I was 'trespassing'."
"How horrible!" Rye gasped.
"They have the mountain secured," Flying Mullet continued. "I went there to get the rumored treasure on the top. If I want any chance to get it, I need to fight those people who call themselves 'Shinra'!"
"Count me in!" Rye exclaimed. "I'm going to help you find the treasure!"
"Really?" Flying Mullet asked. "Are you serious? Everyone else I've talked to just laughed at me."
"I'm completely serious!" Rye replied. "I'll help!"
Flying Mullet nodded. "All right then. I'll leave in a few days. For now, I'm going back to sleep."

For the next few days, Flying Mullet convalesced, while Rye went back out to the Rethiel berry patch to get the berries she didn't have time to get earlier.
"I have the berries, now." She said as she walked back into the shop.
"Good," Rantzien said. "I can finally finish these orders. Thanks Rye."
"No problem..." Rye said. "So, do you think I could... take a few days off?"
"Really?" Rantzien asked. "We're kind of busy... What for?"
"I need to help Flying Mullet." Rye replied.
"Oh. The kid, eh?" Rantzien said. "I guess. But you are going to have to work really hard when you get back here."
"Alright." Rye said. "Will do."
Rye walked upstairs to her room, to check on Flying Mullet.
"Are you ready, Rye?" he asked.
"Uh, yeah." Rye said. Just let me get my supplies in order."
She once again gathered her stuff. They then set off toward the mountain.

Once they were there, they hid behind a rock, and surveyed the area. "These guys aren't really that hard." Flying Mullet said. "The only reason they got the best of me last time, was because
they surrounded me with larger numbers than I could take. We could just isolate a few at a time, and we'll have this area cleaned out in no time." He brandished a nice sword, although it looked like it had
seen better days. "Let's go!"
They snuck around to the back of some Shinra members, and won handily. "Wow, that was easy!" Rye said.
"Yeah, nothing to it!" Flying Mullet said.
They continued in that fashion, until most of the Shinra lookouts were vanquished. "Now all we have to do is scale the mountain, now..." Rye said.
"Shouldn't be that hard..." Flying Mullet said, sarcastically.
"I'm sure we can do it!" Rye said. "Come on, let's follow this path as far as we can."
They walked up the mountain path, and found a cave. The entrance to the cave was guarded by three Shinra guards. "Wait here. I can take them" Flying Mullet said.
He took his sword, and dashed toward the guards, who brandished their own swords, ready for the attack. What they didn't expect, was a burst of speed from Flying Mullet. He zigzagged through the
guards at a high speed, and downed them in one move.
"Nice one, Mulley!" Rye exclaimed whilst jumping in victory.
"Thanks, it's no big-" Flying Mullet stopped mid-sentence once he realized what she said. "Wait, what did you call me?"
"Mulley?" Rye said. "It's just a nickname."
"Eh..." Flying Mullet wasn't sure about it.
"Do you not like it?" Rye asked.
"No, it's fine." Flying Mullet said. "Whatever. We need to move on."
"All right!" Rye said.

They entered the cave. The further they got into the cave, the more suited for living it became. The floor had become tiled, and there were lights in the ceiling. They eventually
made it to a large room, suited for meetings. In there was a long table, and at the table sat three people.
"Give it up, Undead Hero!" Flying Mullet yelled.
"Hmm?" The figure at the head of the table wasn't facing the two adventurers. "You want me to give up this mountain? Why should I listen to you?"
"This mountain should be everyones!" Flying Mullet retorted. "Mountains aren't private property!"
"I'm tired of this dull banter." theundeadhero said. "Get him, GoldenBoko."
Goldenboko rose from the table, and walked toward the team. He stopped in front of them and got into a martial arts fighting stance. "I'll defeat you."
"No way!" Rye yelled. She readied her rolling pin.
"You are fighting with that wimpy thing?" Goldenboko snickered. "That is hardly a weapon!"
"Anything can be a weapon, if you use it right," Rye replied.
They engaged into combat. His strikes were few, but very accurate, and hard-hitting. She used the rolling pin to block his attacks, but it was taking a beating.
She got in a few good hits on him, and it would seem that they were well matched. They were breathing hard, and both near defeat.
"I will finish it with this last attack." He focused his energy in to a hyper kick, which she tryed to block with her rolling pin, but the rolling pin broke in half.
"Nooo!!"Rye crumpled to the ground in defeat. "My rolling pin..."
"Rye!" Flying Mullet yelled. "Are you OK?!"
"My rolling pin..." Rye stared at the two pieces with tears in her eyes.
Goldenboko rose from the ground. "I told you it was useless." He got ready for another attack.
"RYEE!!!"Flying Mullet ran towards Rye, but he couldn't make it in time. Goldenboko struck. In mid attack, Goldenboko fell to the ground, unconcious.
"The fool must have overestimated his limits." theundeadhero said. "Alright, Pure Ghetto. It seems that the woman is indisposed. Kill the swordsman."
"Right." Pure Ghetto jumped up from the table, and landed in front of Flying Mullet, and Rye. "Unlike that dolt, I won't embarrass myself." He weilded his katana.
"You stay here, Rye." Flying Mullet said. "Everything's going to be fine. We'll just get rid of these two, and we'll get the treasure." He readied his sword, and they
clashed, sparks flying as the metals met in steely combat. Every blow was fierce and meant for a vital spot of the body.
'Agh...my arm is still a bit weak...'Flying Mullet thought.
They slashed, and slashed, not giving up for a minute.
"You really think I'm going down that easily?" Pure Ghetto asked. "I'm done playing around with you."
He unleashed a swift strike accross Flying Mullet's abdomen, and Flying Mullet fell to his knees. Rye watched with horror.
"Flying Mullet!" Rye yelled. "Don't give up!"
He got back up and sidestepped Pure Ghetto's incoming attack.
"Oh, so you can dodge...!" Pure Ghetto taunted.
"Yes, I can," Flying Mullet said. "Can you?" He rolled to the side of Pure Ghetto, and slashed his legs. This knocked Pure Ghetto to his knees, and before he could do anything,
Flying Mullet unleashed a flurry of slashes to him. Pure Ghetto was felled.
"That's how it's done." Flying Mullet said.

"So..." theundeadhero said, rising from his chair. "You defeated my friends... They were hard to defeat, but I think you will find that I will be near impossible, compared to them."
"We'll see!" Flying Mullet said. "Rye, give me your rolling pin!"
"But..." Rye hesitated.
"There's no time!" Flying Mullet yelled.
"Ok..." She tossed one of the pieces over to him.
"Thanks," he said. "This is all I need." He stuck the rolling pin piece onto the end of his sword.
The whole time, theundeadhero was walking toward him, and was now upon him. "Now we will see if you can defeat a hero!"
He struck Flying Mullet before he had time to stand up. He hit the wall, and struggled to his feet. He summoned all of his strength, and leaped into the air. Trusting deeply in his
swordsmanship, and his and Rye's friendship, he used his signature move. "Flying Mullet!" He used the added heft of the blue rolling pin piece to strengthen the blow, and smashed in theundeadhero's face.
Theundeadhero was defeated before he had a chance to do any real damage to Flying Mullet.
"That was sheer luck...!" theundeadhero cursed. "I will get you! You haven't seen the last of Shinra...!" He dispersed into a thin mist, and dissapeared.
Rye got up and went to help Flying Mullet up. "Come on, let's get to the top of the mountain."

They limped up to the top of the mountain, and at the summit found a large ornate chest.
"This is it," Rye said.
"That's what I've been waiting for..." Flying Mullet said. He walked over to it and tryed to open it. "It's kind of hard to open..." He tried to lift the lid, and with difficulty,
got it open. He stood a long while staring at the contents.
"Rye..." Flying Mullet said. "I think I want you to have this..." He reached in, and picked up the sturdy, shining object. He walked over to Rye and gave it to her.
She looked at it, and said: "Really? I can have it?"
"No doubt about it," Flying Mullet said.
"It's beautiful..."Rye said in awed excitement. It was a sturdy silver rolling pin. "Just like the legend says...this rolling pin was used by master pastry chefs long before our time...
Thank you, Flying Mullet."
"No problem," Flying Mullet said. "As for this mountain... I'm going to name it Mullet Mountain."
They trekked all the way back to town, to tell of their adventures, and the defeat of the Shinra. All and all, it was an adventure worthy of a master pastry chef.


Mittopotahis

VIDEO (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4VoCGhNN88E).

To the tune of Rihanna's Umbrella.


Forget about Rye,
And that other Flying Mullet guy,
They’re a part of Avalanche,
And they kicked my puppy’s face.

theundeadhero,
with his vp pureghetto,
Will find Eyeson victory,
tuh and pg.

Because,
When you’re a Cid’s Knight you have the power,
Stopping newbie threads appearing by the hour.
Keeping the forums for you free,
These are aspects of the shinra party.

Now that the spamming’s more than ever,
We need a leader that can deliver,
This is why you should vote for Shinra,
This is why everyone vote for Shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh-eh.

Avalanche,
Are you kidding? Don’t take the chance.
Us shinra are for realz,
We eat Avalanche for main mealz.

Forumers of southern choice,
Don’t worry, we give you voice.
Our backbone of Final Fantasy,
We understand what you need.

Because,
When you’re a Cid’s Knight you have the power,
Stopping newbie threads appearing by the hour.
Keeping the forums for you free,
These are aspects of the shinra party.

Now that the spamming’s more than ever,
We need a leader that can deliver,
This is why you should vote for Shinra,
This is why everyone vote for Shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh-eh.

You can vote for the other one,
It’s okay just know that you are wrong,
Your opinion doesn’t mean a thing.

So go on and let your vote count,
we’ll be all you need and more.

Because,
When you’re a Cid’s Knight you have the power,
Stopping newbie threads appearing by the hour.
Keeping the forums for you free,
These are aspects of the shinra party.

Now that the spamming’s more than ever,
We need a leader that can deliver,
This is why you should vote for Shinra,
This is why everyone vote for Shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh.
Everyone vote for shinra, shinra, shinra, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh-eh.

theundeadhero


Not so long ago there was an evil person who had plans to rule the world. Not many people knew about him. His plans were secretive. This person also had a superpower. His power was that he was an amazing speller. For years and years he thought and plotted and schemed about how he could take over the world until one day he realized that his superpower would be an amazing help in spelling bees. With this realization everything seemed to fall into place for him. He would use spelling bees to take over the world. This person was Rye's twin brother Stye. Stye went around the world winning spelling bee after spelling bee amassing a fortune from his winnings. Soon he was just short of the amount he needed to buy a super secret weapon from space aliens that no Earth defenses could counter. The worst, or in his opinion the best, part about all this was that none of the earth's superheros seemed to even take notice. He was free to do as he pleased. One day, as I was taking my pet zombie pig out for a walk I happend to overhear Stye talking to himself about his plans and about how he only needed to win one more spelling bee to be able to afford the supe rweapon. I quickly realized that I had to do something. I contacted all the superheros I knew, Super Delete, Sandwhich man, even Hoodyman with his sidekick Watchboy but nobody seemed to believe me. With no other choice I hatched a desperate plan. I would host a spelling bee of my own. It was a long shot but it was the only option I had. My plan was that knowing he would be in the finals I would choose to make the final word a word that sounded like it had the letter "C" in it, even though it really didn't. The days past. I spent those days organizing the spelling bee. When the spelling bee was announced Stye was not surprisingly the first to register. More days past until it was time for the show. Like planned, Stye made it to the finals. The final word was announced and Stye smiled a devious grin. I was so worried! My insides were all knotted up, my hands were sweaty, my hearts raced like a thousand big-block chevy engines, and then Stye began to spell the word. What happened, you might ask. Stye spelled the word wrong. He spelled it with a "c". There was no "C"! Success! When the judgement was announced that he had spelled the word wrong it drove Stye mad! He is currently found locked away in the nuthouse, repeatedly saying the letter "c" to plants, windows, or anything at all. That is how I saved the world with there is no "c".

(I am pretty sure this is undeadhero approved)

As both parties sang, they both receive an additional 100% votes. Oorah!

Freya
11-02-2008, 11:23 PM
LMAO AT MITTO xDDD

Aerith's Knight
11-02-2008, 11:26 PM
I know right? :p

Just be glad you didn't see the real ending. xD

And yes mitto, I will never let that go. xD

Freya
11-02-2008, 11:32 PM
Mitto will you be my new bestie number 4 :D

I Don't Need A Name
11-02-2008, 11:34 PM
MITTO YOU'RE A LEGEND =']

Levian
11-02-2008, 11:35 PM
Mitto, that was just pure brilliance. Take notes guyz, this is how you win a section.

Election Booth
11-03-2008, 12:03 AM
What's that smell? Did Levian forget to take his fortnightly bath? No! It's...

Final Fantasy: The Smell of Fear

The Final Fantasy series has, let's be fair, gone downhill. What new feature (or features) would you add to FFXIII to turn it around? What traditional FF elements would you remove?

Laddy


I think a more fast-paced, yet strategic battle system would fighting game-esque combos would be fun. I would absolutely love for the game to be more open-ended. I love the concept of a Relationship System, not unlike Tales of Symphonia, in which characters' possibilities of love/life/death/fufillment is decuded upon your own actions.

A class system like FFIX makes each character seem more unique, so I want a system in which classes actually exist. Whoether they're predetermined or not matters not to me.

Minigames need a point, please. Don't get me wrong, Blitzball and Tetra Master are great, but I like it to be of more significance to the story, though not a major liability to the main gameplay.

I also believe many would like more nonhuman characters. Discovering new cultures and races in FF and other science fiction/fantasy games are totally intriguing and give the game a more whismical feel.

These are my suggestions and I hope you find them to be enjoyable like I do.


Aerith's Knight



The first thing I would change is to get rid of the MMORPG system. I know they want to apply to a bigger audience and that it worked out big with Final fantasy VII, but this is not what people want. Since the Playstation 1 revolution, Final fantasy gamers buy the games for the story, however it might be turning more into an emo soap with every new game, it was still what we buy them for. If we want to spend an hour leveling up between story parts, we would’ve bought an MMORPG game to begin with. This, to put it simply, has got to go. There are no people in an offline FF game to brag your level to, or for whatever weird reason you might have to spend several hundreds of hours leveling.

As an adding feature, we bring back the materia system and old battle system. I’ve played a lot of FF games in my time(8 in total), and besides the class-system(for magic), this is still the best one. The class-system was a well-balanced system, but it belongs to the oldest generation of FF-games. I say we let the legacy stay intact.

As a new feature, when using the old-style battle system, I would suggest adding some realism by making waiting times longer the more hurt you are. Not by a large margin, but someone near death wouldn’t sprint towards the enemy like someone who just entered into battle with full health.

Lately FF games have been making it easier and easier for people to play, entire actions brought back to single button, so it seems that you are playing a Dynasty warriors game. The thing that separated FF gamers is that they took the time to learn a somewhat hard system, which made the entire game all the more enjoyable. Button bashing, or in FFXII case, not pushing buttons at all, is not what Final fantasy is about.

Instead of bringing the old games back to life, let's make the new ones worth playing.

NeoCracker
11-03-2008, 12:24 AM
So, one basically wants to slowly turn FF into a different game franchize, and one wants to keep rehashing the other FF's systems.

GENIUS!

Goldenboko
11-03-2008, 12:47 AM
Even with my support of Shinra, AK lost all interest from me when he said bring back the materia system. D:

Election Booth
11-03-2008, 12:49 AM
I've got like, 13 referrals, and I don't know how it happened.

Reference

What was the best party in EoFF Elections history? (Shinra and Avalanche are not yet in that forum, so you can't pick them!) Feel free to tell us why!

What change would you like to see implemented at Eyes on Final Fantasy, either on the front site or the forums? Explain the reasons for this.


I'm my own MILF
Reference

What was the best party in EoFF Elections history? (Shinra and Avalanche are not yet in that forum, so you can't pick them!) Feel free to tell us why!

The best party in EoFF history is boris no no's Fluffy Pink Party (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/78940-fluffy-pink-party-we-rock-harder-then-anything-psy-makes.html). You can tell this just from the name! Their platform consists of something very dear to my heart, I assume - the enforcement of Fluffy Puff as the only skin available for Eyes on Final Fantasy. I don't know what their platform really is because the text in the OP is pink too and I can't really be bothered highlighting it to read, but it's good to get people used to the vagaries of Fluffy Puff.

What change would you like to see implemented at Eyes on Final Fantasy, either on the front site or the forums? Explain the reasons for this.

Well on the frontsite side of things I think there should be a short daily poem. It would be from any poet at all! Just as long as it wasn't too long. I think this would really bring up both the happiness and intellectualism of EoFF. People would feel satisfaction from reading the words of the greats, as well as being encouraged to think about the poems and discuss them.

As for the forums, I would like to see, as you well know, Fluffy Puff as the only existing forum skin. I think this would make the forum a much happier, friendlier place, because people would have such a pleasant background to look at instead of that dull blue or that awful brown. How can such dark colors not sperad darkness into the minds of a forumgoer? :( Psychologically, brighter colors are a far better choice. If everyone used Fluffy Puff the forum would be a better place. Can you imagine the joy that would be spread, the love that would radiate throughout the forum, like it was being given unto us by an Iraqi with a used uranium rod?

Lekana


What was the best party in EoFF Elections history? (Shinra and Avalanche are not yet in that forum, so you can't pick them!) Feel free to tell us why!

For a sec I thought, TuTu (totally unoriginal, totally unfunny) but then I thought against that. That one was fun but it wasn’t as fun as…. The Party! The Party got many people involved and the intuitive plan to constantly change the theme was a grand one. Whatever your taste, it was cover by this party and everyone could get excited. They were open to anyone and everyone. They weren’t elitist or anything, if you were a newbie, OH WELL. It didn’t matter. It was more about having fun than anything. And that’s the important part of these elections, to get people involved and to get people to have fun. The avalanche party, sure supports elitism but we will boost newbies up to be elitists if we must!


What change would you like to see implemented at Eyes on Final Fantasy, either on the front site or the forums? Explain the reasons for this.

I think that there should be something that gets people to go to the forums. Our forums are lacking in people of late. Activity is low as well. The problem is though that the front site is just... well a front site. There is really no reason as to why you should visit the forums. All there is to talk about FF, which we don’t do. The eyeson plays event are good ideas but the people who run it, well it usually gets ignored after a bit. There just needs to be something that will draw people from the front site to the forums, anything really. There is no reason to click on the “Forums” link. We need to do something to get people to go clicky happy.

qwertysaur
11-03-2008, 01:33 AM
The fluffy puff skin hurts my eyes though :(

Election Booth
11-03-2008, 01:40 AM
Been spendin' most our lives livin' in a gangta's paradise.

Final Fantasy: Nerds in Paradise

Who is the most sexually attractive character, NPC, boss, etc. in these games? Please provide an explanation and an image of them.

Create a dream party of five (FFIV style, yo!) featuring characters from these six games and explain why.

Rantzien


Most sexually attractive character
The sexiest entity of Final Fantasy I-VI, and quite possibly one of the sexiest of all time—only slightly edged out by Quina Quen—is without a shred of doubt the slimy, slippery Octomammoth.

http://spoonybard.org/fanlisting/dawn/octomammoth.jpg

Just take a gander at that beauty. The seductive and carefully colour-coordinated pattern. The little kissable boob-like suckers on his underbelly that want to suck you in and taste every inch of you. The intense eyes that are so easy to get lost in as he wraps his eight loving arms around you, intending to hold you all night long. That should be enough for you to surrender yourself completely to his will—and trust me, you will be taken care of. Octomammoth means love times eight.



Dream party of five
Nerds in paradise, indeed. For what could be yearned for higher than the ability to cross-combine your own party from the vast array of characters that makes up Final Fantasy I-VI? Apart from a real life Rydia to, er, practise spells on, not much!

Gau
http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2343/gauds1.jpg

Gau is sure to lighten up every minute of screen time he is given. He is also one of the most flexible characters throughout the series (ability list plz (http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/ff6/ragesketch.shtml)), making him a bit of a wildcard, but an extremely useful wildcard who fits into every party imaginable.

Rydia
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8228/rydiaqw6.jpg

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA. :tpg:

Tellah
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5595/tellahdi8.png

Father of one of the FF series' most infamous quotes, Tellah is a boost to any party. Apart from being a comical character with one of the greatest beards to ever have graced a video game with its presence, he is truly fearsome in his dedication to a cause and a very useful addition to the party with his strong spells in the early phases of the game.

Joseph
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6118/stalinlh100907bf0.jpg

nowait

Joseph
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6746/josefwt6.png

Joseph, the first character to DIE in a Final Fantasy, is totally super awesome. Like totally. He fights with bare fists which makes him more of a badass than Clint Eastwood and the fact that he DIES brings him up to Samuel L. Jackson level. Did I also mention that he DIES? Pretty awesome.

And, last but certainly not least:

Fighter
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2318/fighterwt5.jpg

Because he's just such a hunk! :lovers:

qwertyxsora



Part I

The sexiest 8 and 16 bit era character? There are so many choices, with characters like Rydia and Gogo, but there is one charater that really takes the prize.
No, it's not Unne and Blackbelt, it's...

Tina Brandford, you know her as Terra Brandford
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Terra_Branford-1.jpg

Look at her, and the art speaks for itself :D
Bye bye!
<a href="http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/?action=view&current=Terra-WaveFront.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Terra-WaveFront.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Part II

5 characters to choose, and there are infinate possibilities.

Character 1

Bartz from FFV
Bartz as a dragoon, with Blue Magic as a second Ability. A good attack character that can easially support a party that needs it

Character 2
Rydia from FF IV
Black mage + Summoner = Happy qwerty

Character 3
Kefka from FF VI
Kefka plays the role of red mage, and he's Kefka. Hey, you never said we only could pick hero's XD

Character 4
Krille fron FF V
Krille is a white mage for healing, and time magic as a secondary ability. The party member who allows the others to cut through the opposition, and a cute kitty hood to be cute ^_^

Character 5
Celes Chere from FF VI
a knight who learns some magic, and gets the great Runic ability if fighting a mage.

These characters dance for the joy of ShinRa.


<a href="http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/?action=view&current=Dragoon1-Victory.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Dragoon1-Victory.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/?action=view&current=Rydia2-Victory.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Rydia2-Victory.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/?action=view&current=Kefka-VictoryLeft.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Kefka-VictoryLeft.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/?action=view&current=WhiteMage5-Victory.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/WhiteMage5-Victory.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/?action=view&current=Celes-VictoryLeft.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Celes-VictoryLeft.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Aerith's Knight
11-03-2008, 01:44 AM
Rydia ftw! :D

Laddy
11-03-2008, 01:58 AM
Even with my support of Shinra, AK lost all interest from me when he said bring back the materia system. D:
I win teh GoBo!

Aerith's Knight
11-03-2008, 02:01 AM
Even with my support of Shinra, AK lost all interest from me when he said bring back the materia system. D:
I win teh GoBo!

Bitterness working out all right for ya, Gobo? :rolleyes2

I didn't sign up for that, you know. If you and your lackey hadn't dropped out for "obligations", you could've given your superior view.

Election Booth
11-03-2008, 02:19 AM
Last one before the big one, the presidential candidates themselves!

The World Is Square...and Enix

Design a new world for Kingdom Hearts. It can be based on anything you like whatsoever. Maybe it can be Rambo World. Or Norway World. Or Syphillis World. I don't know. Please describe this world, Sora's appearance, the character who joins your party in this world and the plot and bosses of this world.

Flying Mullet


The new world would be EoFF. Sora would be a Newbie trying to fight the corruption and tyranny that currently exists in the moderator ranks. Sora would be joined by Flying Mullet and Samuraid, two of the only moderators that are still pure and walk the path of justice and righteousness.

The world would be composed of a network of villages, each named after a forum, and Sora would travel from village to village either disposing of or healing those CK's that have lost their way and have turned down the evil path of malfeasance. Upon the cleansing the land of EoFF and its villages(forums), Sora would have to travel to the often spoken of but rarely traveled to land of "Front Site" to do battle with the final boss and his henchman, theundeadhero and Pureghetto. Once Sora finishes them off, the world is freed of tyranny and all rejoice and take heart in the fact that their world is free and unblemished again!

qwertyxsora


World: Hyrule created by qwertyxsora

(This world will be a two visit world, like those in Kingdom Hearts II)

Level for visit 1: 24
Guest: Link
Limit: Courage Slash – Link teams up with Sora to unleash the strength of Courage and slash through the enemies.
Sora and co are flying around when a random heartless ship crashes into them, causing their ship to fall into a forest, this crash scaring the local monkeys and alerting the local townspeople. They emerge from the wreck, and the keyblade reacts with the light spirit Falon, who tells of a darkness reaching over the area. He says to seek the bearer, and directs Sora south. However, when Sora heads south, the bridge is out, and disgruntled, Sora walks back to the Forest. There, a swarm of Heartless are attacking Falon.

Battle: Heartless Swarm
Survive for 3 minutes, keep the light of Falon from going out. Heartless are Shadow, Soldier, Creeper Plant, and Spyders (Small spider heartless)

Boss: Diababa
Command: Slice – Cuts off one of Diababa’s arm things. Reward: Half of a strange seed.

Falon asks Sora to find the hero, and points North before fading away. Donald takes the seed for safe keeping. Sora travels North to find Hyrule field, and a strange Portal. Dragged into it, Sora finds himself a wolf, and Donald and Goofy are gone. There is another wolf in the cell, and a strange imp thing there as well. The imp is Midna, and she directs Sora and the other wolf out of the castle, where they find Donald and Goofy waiting. The half seed reacts with another half seed Midna has, and Sora and the other wolf are restored to human form. Midna, seeing a use for the newcomers, introduces herself and Link, and they join the party. (Midna actually just tells Sora to follow her into the desert) Using a canon, Sora and Link are at Arbatrators grounds, where they eventually find Zant, who uses dark Magic to create Stallord

Boss: Stallord
Reaction Command: Spinner strike – Weakens Stallord by breaking part of his spine

Boss: Stallord Head

After destroying Stallord, the Seed of Power is found, and Midna and Link thank Sora for his help, but they must find the seed of courage alone. Sora and Co then leave Hyrule, promising to be back one day. Link takes the two seed halves, and combines them to form the seed of Courage, and gives it to Sora for safe holding

Part II
Level: 49

Lanayru calls Sora through the Seed Courage, telling them that it is time to fight Zant. Sora arrives and through use of a FMV, sees Links battles with Fyrus, Morpheel, Armaghoma and Blizzeta to form the Twighlight Mirror, as well as finding the Seed of Power and the Master Sword. Goofy comments that a lot has happened, when Zant appears and steals the courage seed, and uses his magic to curse Sora into the wolf form again. Link and Midna then arrive, and learn that the seed of courage is the key to break the curse. Using the Mirror of Twilight, they assault Zant’s castle, and eventlually find the seed. Using all three seeds, the ability to change to wolf form is unlocked, allowing Sora and Link to transform into wolves.

Boss: Zant
Reaction Command: Dark Hand – Midna grabs Zant and throws him into the Air, ans Sora hits him with the keyblade

After Zant is defeated, Ganondorf appears and claims to already have Zelda, and challenges Link to try and stop him. The party returns to Hyrule field for another showdown againt 200 Knight heartless (Similar to berserkers only can’t use invulnerability attack)

Boss:Ganondorf
No reaction commands, Magic disabled.

Gonondorf then unleashes the full power of Darkness, and pulls Link and Sora into a corridor of Darkness. There he appears as the beast Ganon, and draws a full out attack

Boss: Ganon
No Magic, Wolf form sealed.
Reaction command master light – Using the Master Sword and Keyblade, Ganon becomes vulnerable to attacks for a period of time

After Ganon is defeated, Zelda wakes up and uses her magic to extract the Triforce of Courage. Midna and Zelda agree to use both light and darkness to keep evil in chack, and Donald tries to take the Trifoce of Power. Goofy pulls him in the ship before he can get it, and Link gives Sora a new keychain.

Triblade
Chain is shaped like a Triforce
Power: 8
Magic: 6
Ability: Courage boost: Defense + 3

Psychotic
11-03-2008, 02:31 AM
Disappointed that nobody went with syphillis world.

Also I just realised with the examples - syphillis? Norway? Obviously someone was thinking of Levian at the time! :redface:

Goldenboko
11-03-2008, 02:40 AM
omg qwert <3

NeoCracker
11-03-2008, 02:50 AM
Mullets was short and undetailed, Qwerts was long, detailed, and well thought out, however it lacked much originality and humourous Value.

Yes, any chance I get, I fully intend to talk down on both parties proposals. :p

Election Booth
11-03-2008, 02:54 AM
Here's the big one.

Presidential Debate

The economy of EoFF is in a recession. Less members are coming in, and thus less ad revenue and membership fees are coming through. How would you help to encourage new members and turn things around?

According to EoFF expert Fonz, President Leeza's reign has been full of, and I quote, "fail and gay". Where did she go wrong, and what makes you think you would be a better president than her?

Launch a scathing attack on your presidential opponent.

Settle a heated debate. You know, Cloud vs Sephiroth, McCain vs Obama, etc. etc. (And why, obviously!)

Rye
The economy of EoFF is in a recession. Less members are coming in, and thus less ad revenue and membership fees are coming through. How would you help to encourage new members and turn things around?

Well, I think this is a problem that we can look to the people to help us solve. I propose that we reopen the EoFF Store – and we have our members contribute to it. I feel that we should have more competitions in the art forums, where the winner would have their designs used in the store. Not only would this help bring revenue in through the store, but it would encourage more members to join, because people like to join forums where they are an active member of what happens on the website. Art members tend to network through websites such as Deviant art, which could bring it a lot of new members, if our designs for clothes are displayed there by the winners of such competitions.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/lbpm.jpg

I do believe that we should also re-utilize the referral system. As long as I have been a member, it has never been much more than a bragging number. I propose that we offer small rewards to members that refer certain numbers of ACTIVE members (to prevent just getting friends to join who never post), such as colorful custom titles and such.


According to EoFF expert Fonz, President Leeza's reign has been full of, and I quote, "fail and gay". Where did she go wrong, and what makes you think you would be a better president than her?

President Leeza, a small town hockey mom from Alaska, was very corrupt during her years in office. For example, when Cid cheated on her sister, Leesha (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/leesha.html), she demanded that he be taken out by Levian and kikimm. When they refused to perform such an unethical action, they were fired, though this was covered up by the God Hates Fraggles squad to make it look like they “resigned” from their positions.

I would never do such a thing, as president. I pride myself on my integrity and honesty. If you elect me into office, domestic affairs between my family and friends would be kept OUT of the government.

However, President Leeza's hair is quite nice.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/299305/0_61_palin_sarah.jpg

Launch a scathing attack on your presidential opponent.

I am not one to mudsling or launch a scathing attack. I respect my opponent and his service as a Cid's Knight. In the eternal words of Livin' In Color:

http://mikecane2008.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/homeydont.jpg

I did hear his girlfriend, livingdeadgirl, gave MichaelC a lap dance, however. Ooooooh! :eek:

Mukki vs. Midgar Zolom.

I support Mukki. This is a man who knows what he wants – and is able to obtain it. By the time he turned 40, a respectable age, he had his own party: the “young bubby's” group. This party promises to help all engage in fun activities with his young friends, such as cabin trips into the forest, exercise, and having fun in the hot tub. In these hectic times of Loony BoB penetrating and pinching nips, I think we all need to have good... wholesome... fun.

I'm proud to call Mukki my “bubby”. I think Mukki has touched all of his “bubby's” in special ways, and you should touch your “bubby” too.

As for the other, far less respectable candidate, Midgar Zolom... All I can say is: who wants to elect a stick in the mud?

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/4544/fantasy/ff7_zolom1.jpg

I sure do not.

So in conclusion, please vote for me as your presidential candidate. Avalanche will lead Eyes on Final Fantasy to a future with more freedom, opportunity, and most of all, more enjoyment... the thing you joined this place for! Thank you! Thank you! :bigsmile:

theundeadhero
<b>The economy of EoFF is in a recession. Less members are coming in, and thus less ad revenue and membership fees are coming through. How would you help to encourage new members and turn things around?</b>

How would I encourage new members and turns things around? This is exactly what the ShinRa party wants! Short of getting the approval we want of disabling registration all together making it so less and less members join is another means of achieving our goals. Our hopes are that in time no new members join at all even though they have the ability to. Think about it, do you really want members like kk999999 bestshoes coming in here advertising for their forums or ripping people off advertising cheap PS3 or FFXI gil? Do we really want members like VTG around willfully breaking rules and then railing against the system when they do what needs done or Sasquatch coming in here luring people into banning via political persuasion? No changes are needed because things are exactly as they need to be.

<b>According to EoFF expert Fonz, President Leeza's reign has been full of, and I quote, "fail and gay". Where did she go wrong, and what makes you think you would be a better president than her?</b>

The Fonz makes these quotes because he is an Avalanche supporter. Leeza is far from fail and gay. Leeza is the very embodyment of a ShinRa member. If her term of years was up I wouldn't be running to take her place. I would be a heavy supporter of her. Any ShinRaist can agree the Leeza represents a true ShinRa and has been very successful at getting the forums where they are today. I only hope I can be as well of a leader as she has been.

<b>Launch a scathing attack on your presidential opponent.</b>

You're a girl. A silly silly girl.

<b>McCain or Obama? (and why obviously!)</b>

McCain, because when Obama wins God is going to destroy the world and I don't want the world to end. I've sort of grown to like living here.

Voting will begin as soon as I edit the first post and thread title :D

Goldenboko
11-03-2008, 03:00 AM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/lbpm.jpg

Where that's tough to beat, calling Leeza Sarah Palin makes me want to not just vote Shinra, but kill all Avalanche members. >:0

Election Booth
11-03-2008, 03:04 AM
I should probably point out that I've officially renamed "The Third Party" to "The Turks Party" just to keep with the theme. I hope they don't mind too much.

Also no, they didn't get a thread, and they didn't get to take part in the debates. We have a two party system, so they didn't have the funding. But with the weighting to the presidential section, can Cracker pull off a famous victory...?

Voting's now open so go forth and multiply!

Aerith's Knight
11-03-2008, 03:07 AM
I do like the name, "The Turks"...

*strokes 3-day beard*

Psychotic
11-03-2008, 03:08 AM
Turks and Third sort of sound alike. Sort of. :shifty:

NeoTifa
11-03-2008, 03:10 AM
..... XD i love the tshirt. me wants. and i was supposed to draw them, but i ran outta time *finishes 2 day late java project thats probably already a zero*

Rantz
11-03-2008, 03:11 AM
Good job and good luck to all involved. :)

NeoTifa
11-03-2008, 03:25 AM
stfu

Rantz
11-03-2008, 03:28 AM
:whimper:

Psychotic
11-03-2008, 03:33 AM
Doesn't stfu mean "show titties for u"? :confused:

Goldenboko
11-03-2008, 03:34 AM
Doesn't stfu mean "show titties for u"? :confused:

I'm game :jokey:

Rantz
11-03-2008, 03:36 AM
Doesn't stfu mean "show titties for u"? :confused:

Hence my whimpering!

Mittopotahis
11-03-2008, 04:15 AM
Yay, everyone likes the song! :D Thanks for all the praise guys i love you <33

shinrashinrashinrashinrashinrashinrashinraFTW

demondude
11-03-2008, 06:02 PM
Mittopotahis won this whole thing with the song, I want to make a 'Mittopotahis's song party'

theundeadhero
11-03-2008, 06:36 PM
Leave it to Avalanche to use the dirty Loony Bob Penetrated Me member as a tool for election propaganda. I vow if I win this election he will never be unbanned again. Any mod found unbanning him will instantly be drunk tanked for their crimes.

Election Booth
11-03-2008, 06:37 PM
Only 5 voters so far. :( Come on folks!

theundeadhero
11-03-2008, 06:53 PM
I just have to say that listening to Mittopotahis sing his song made me happier to be a CK than I have been since the day I got the PM.

Freya
11-03-2008, 07:59 PM
I VOTED!! Are you happy ^_^ Now I have to go vote tomorrow too :O

Aerith's Knight
11-03-2008, 10:01 PM
I wonder if the distinct lack of activity in this event is caused by laziness, inactivity or lack of interest.

Anyhoe, I voted. :)

Election Booth
11-04-2008, 01:56 AM
I think activity dipped a little bit, but it came back with a vengeance with this thread. 3 pages in a day is not too shabby.

Also I would like to thank you all for the response. A lot more votes now! (mostly from those boys in blue!) Keep it up! :)

Aerith's Knight
11-04-2008, 02:06 AM
Ah, screw unbiased.

I was the only one that actually drew something for the election, so I should get vice president my party should win. :)

Vote ShinRa, we give you power in more than Mako. :p

Also,

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/3/f_monkeym_849b63d.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/11/3/f_monkeym_849b63d.jpg&srv=img34)

Psychotic
11-04-2008, 02:13 AM
I don't think there's anything wrong with voting for your own party. I don't judge, 'cause I've done the same in the past. :greenie:

Neutral voters have more power anyway! Mind you, the only neutral voter so far has been me. (I voted first so my choices wouldn't decide anything based on the tallies ;)) It's weird, I really do not favour one party over the other in my mind. I thought I would, but nope, I love you all equally.

Bunny
11-04-2008, 02:15 AM
I was the only one that actually drew something for the election, so I should get vice president my party should win.

Yeah, they were bad.

Aerith's Knight
11-04-2008, 02:22 AM
I was the only one that actually drew something for the election, so I should get vice president my party should win.

Yeah, they were bad.

Ah, the blind man laughing at the one-eyed. :)

theundeadhero
11-04-2008, 08:25 PM
What's going on here?! :upsidedow

Goldenboko
11-04-2008, 08:36 PM
I fix'd my votes =D

Election Booth
11-04-2008, 11:09 PM
Votes have been pouring in, thick and fast! Some of the categories are agonisingly close! There's still plenty of time, and your vote might just make the difference in some of these close races.

Levian
11-05-2008, 02:57 AM
oh yay this isn't closed yet.

*starts voting*

NeoTifa
11-05-2008, 03:47 PM
i vote obama.... wait, wrong kind of vote :p i finally did 1/3 of my election task :p

Flying Mullet
11-05-2008, 04:03 PM
*votes*

http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/mulley_voting.jpg

Vermachtnis
11-06-2008, 12:00 AM
You have me voats!

Peegee
11-06-2008, 08:26 PM
I r voated

Election Booth
11-06-2008, 08:30 PM
As the thread title says (or is about to say, if you read this before I log out, log into my regular account and rename the thread) you have one day left in which to vote! So the time is now! Go! To the Election Booth!

Psychotic
11-06-2008, 08:33 PM
*votes*

http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/mulley_voting.jpgThat's a sharp umbrella and/or walking stick you have there.

Flying Mullet
11-06-2008, 09:10 PM
Thank you. Chicks dig it. :jokey:

Psychotic
11-06-2008, 09:22 PM
That one behind you with the 3D glasses doesn't seem impressed.

demondude
11-06-2008, 09:25 PM
Whoever that is has their trousers tucked into their socks, so their opinion is not valid.

Rye
11-07-2008, 02:26 PM
Presidential Candidate Rye has faith in her voters!

Election Booth
11-07-2008, 03:47 PM
I closed voting a wee bit early. No, don't complain, you've had a week and only one person voted since I said OH LORD 24 HOURS LEFT. So yeah, sorry, but too bad. :p

You guys seriously have to watch the thread as the results are posted because the results are so absolutely ridiculous. :laugh:

I'm serious. It's gonna be very dramatic. I wish I didn't know the results because it's insane. Remember last time, when the Party absolutely raped and dominated throughout? You will not be seeing a repeat of that. ;)

Flying Mullet
11-07-2008, 03:51 PM
Oh my, when does the craziness ensue?

Psychotic
11-07-2008, 03:57 PM
Maybe in 2 hours. Maybe in 4. We'll see! :D

Flying Mullet
11-07-2008, 03:58 PM
But that's crazy!