I AM HERE!

[ieatdinosaurs]

Hello world!... Eh, screw it, anybody wanna go vandalize things?

[Psychotic]

What kind of things?

[BardTard]

Welcome! You're my favorite noob! :D Yeah, let's go!

[ieatdinosaurs]

Lots and lots of things, Wal-mart? idk, any ideas?

[Bunny]

The insides.

[Sir Lancealot]

Hi. What do dinosaurs taste like?

[Akaria]

I like you. You seem confident. Let's be friends.

[Dolentrean]

The Wal-Mart sure has been asking for a good once over...

[Psychotic]

Lots and lots of things, Wal-mart? idk, any ideas?We could also vandalise the principal's car. Actually it doesn't have to be the principal's car. Any old principal's car will do.

[Leeza]

Hello. :cat:

[Namelessfengir]

id suggest a walgreens instead steal half the crap inside there first

[Madame Adequate]

How do they taste?

[ieatdinosaurs]

They taste very good, and... Walgreens can suck a juicy one, Wal-mart has all the :skull::skull::skull::skull: that I wanna steal!

Dinosaurs taste like a mix of oatmeal and steak...

Please do not double post. ~ Leeza

[CimminyCricket]

Welcome?

[Rantz]

Let's go vandalise our lives with alcohol and other addictive substances.

[Jiro]

I guess any newb is a good newb, right...?
Welcome there, ye who eats very very old meat :D

[Blue Harvest]

Vandalism eh? I'm up for that :D

[Montoya]

Hello and sign me up. I'll carry the night stick.

[themagicroundabout]

Spraypaint the vegetables. :ghost:

[Denmark]

Can you steal a street sign for me?

[ieatdinosaurs]

GO OBAMA! WOOO!!

[demondude]

I love you.

[NeoTifa]

awww poor littlefoot

[Old Manus]

But dinosaurs died out millions of years ago

[ieatdinosaurs]

How do you know? Have you searched every square inch of this world? For all we know there could be some hiding somewhere in some forgotten part of the Amazon, or on some hidden island in the middle of the ocean, haven't you seen Jurassic Park?

[NeoTifa]

theyre in atlantis

[Montoya]

I like eating their relatives: Chickens. :choc:

[qwertysaur]

:p

[NeoTifa]

hey!!!! your avie is green!!! omg! im alive again!!!

[ieatdinosaurs]

Crazy much?

[Peegee]

Hello world!... Eh, screw it, anybody wanna go vandalize things?

Too easy: "vandalize"

*Sexors newbie*

[ieatdinosaurs]

Oh... well sooorrrryyy, oh spelling god... What I meant to say was: Vandalise. Does that appease you, oh great one? lol

[Dolentrean]

You may eat dinosaurs, but the majority of posters here eat noobs. they will never be appeased.

[ieatdinosaurs]

And... what constitutes a n00b these days? Is it the attitude or the actual amount of time they have been a member of a site or forum or whatever? I'd say it's the attitude, and.. while I may be a new member to eoff, I am certainly no n00b to the ways of the interwebz, or forums, for that matter.

[Rantz]

Here is the formula and if you get under 100 you are definitely a n00b.

months spent here * (post count + visitor message count) / newbieness

Newbieness is a number from 0 to 100 which is determined by Judge Judy. She says yours is around 40.

[Jiro]

I like eating their relatives: Chickens. :choc:

I was waiting for someone to say something like this, except "I like eating their relatives: cockroaches" :D