Weird Names

[Mittopotahis]

My last name is german. It sucks, to be short.

But it got me thinking of weird names and it reminded me of this girl. She's not my friend but just in my social group who I've met once or twice. Her name is Tuesday. And if you thought that was bad, her last name is Beaver. Tuesday Beaver.

To make it worse, she has a sister. Named Billy. That's right, Billy Beaver.

What are some weird/odd/unfortunate names you've heard of?

[Bunny]

It should be illegal for retarded people to have children.

Seriously.

[Evastio]

Mike Hunt, Anita Dyck, Iwana Dyck, and Victor Agina are some embarrassing names I know of.

My name isn't as bad as the ones above, but people will still think it's awkward.

[Laddy]

My last name is 11 letters and French. Poor me.

Michael is ok, though.

[Aerith's Knight]

Directly translated..

I know of a surname "c*ntpicker"

It disturbed me to my very soul.

[Nice]

Apple.

Could you imagine being named Apple? The kids are gonna eat you alive. =/

"Baby don't cry and mama don't lie."

[qwertysaur]

My moms maiden name literally means tree. :p

[Laddy]

Apple.

Could you imagine being named Apple? The kids are gonna eat you alive. =/

"Baby don't cry and mama don't lie."

Fun Fact-Musician Fiona Apple holds the record for longest album name in history. He album, WHEN THE PAWN hits the conflicts he thinks like a king / What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight / And he'll win the whole thing before he enters the ring / There's no body to batter when your mind is your might / So when you go solo, you hold your own hand / And remember that depth is the greatest of heights / And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land / And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right, was released, it soon became known as simply, WHEN THE PAWN. The title was a poem she wrote when she read a poor review of her work.

[Mittopotahis]

Mike Hunt...
There's someone in the Australian rugby league named Carr Michael Hunt. I think about 'Mike Hunt' every time.

Also, I found this article (http://www.boingboing.net/2008/02/20/swedish-couple-fined.html) quite amusing. =P

[Aerith's Knight]

My moms maiden name literally means tree. :p

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/12/f_treem_a6ef29b.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/11/12/f_treem_a6ef29b.jpg&srv=img34)

[Nice]

Apple.

Could you imagine being named Apple? The kids are gonna eat you alive. =/

"Baby don't cry and mama don't lie."

Fun Fact-Musician Fiona Apple holds the record for longest album name in history. He album, WHEN THE PAWN hits the conflicts he thinks like a king / What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight / And he'll win the whole thing before he enters the ring / There's no body to batter when your mind is your might / So when you go solo, you hold your own hand / And remember that depth is the greatest of heights / And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land / And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right, was released, it soon became known as simply, WHEN THE PAWN. The title was a poem she wrote when she read a poor review of her work.

I'm not really talking about maiden names. I'm talking about the celebrity kid names. Apple, Blanket, Jet, etc. You know, the dumbass celeb's who name their kids after inanimate objects. =/

[Momiji]

Fletcher Youngblutt.

He was in my class all through middle and high school. He was also an awesome guy too.

Fletch, if you ever happen to google your name and this comes up, I apologize for not asking to use your name. :p

[NeoCracker]

Worked with a chick named Freedom.

I mean really, Freedom, WTF?

[rubah]

I've always thought Harry Cox was rather unfortunate. I know of two Rebels (girls)

So, how DO you pronounce Säbsch?

[Mittopotahis]

So, how DO you pronounce Säbsch?

Well, it's sorta like say-psh. Mostly people say shapes or say-bitch. :D

[Croyles]

My surname will most likely give me a temp ban. :D

[Iceglow]

My surname is Causer-Smith which is quite funny since Causer has about 5 meanings; it is a verb in french "to cause", it means "legging maker" in olde english, the polish variation of my name means "goat", the Russian and German meanings derrive from the word Kaiser meaning "Lord or King", so well my name is quite odd also my initials are; SCCS meaning people often look at my name weirdly.

I saw a guy with the name A. Kielbasa this is funny cause it is polish and in polish his name is "A Saussage" I've also met a Donald Duck and Lisa Simpson, I see lots of funny names, I mention them when I do but don't really remember them past that.

[Arc_Master_14]

Apparantely there is a kid named Mookie at my school. My name is pretty random at Brady. My girlfriends name is Trinity which is random but really pretty but by far the best/worst name I've ever heard is Le-a(pronounced Ledasha) I swear to god! my grandma was reading some newspaper article and was like gonna die cuz she was laughing so hard

[.:kerrod:.]

Mike Hunt...
There's someone in the Australian rugby league named Carr Michael Hunt. I think about 'Mike Hunt' every time.

Also, I found this article (http://www.boingboing.net/2008/02/20/swedish-couple-fined.html) quite amusing. =P

Ha ha, go Australia! i always think of Karmichael Hunt** as 'More like Harmichael C*nt'

anywho, my name is Kerrod :) named after 'Kerrod Walters', another Australian Rugby League player :p remember him? it's really hard to get people to pronounce it properly; in the past i've gotten 'Keiren', 'Jarred', 'Darren', 'Kirrid', 'Karen' and even 'Cameron' once...


it's different, and it's not too bad, but my middle name is a billion times worse (it's Glynn...it's my Grandad's middle name and i think it's Welsh or something)

oh, and if you're looking for names along the lines of 'Mike Hunt', 'Mike Litoris' is another good one :p

[Mittopotahis]

Oh is it Karmichael Hunt? I never knew because I had only heard his name said by commentators and assumed I knew how to spell it. =P
Thanks. :)

[Rantz]

Gwawr :love:

[SammieBabe]

A woman used to come stay at my hotel named Caress Cox...

[Værn]

Hey, who plays the voice of InuYasha in the English dub?

[Iceglow]

Heres another for you: I actually know a german with the surname Kunt which happens to be hillariously funny to everyone bar her.

[Loony BoB]

Mike Hunt, Anita Dyck, Iwana Dyck, and Victor Agina are some embarrassing names I know of.
You know people who honestly have these names? x_x;

Personally can't think of many people with terrible names, but can think of many people with terrible login IDs generated because of their name and the way login IDs are generated in some companies. Examples are Michael Cockburn, who worked in a company where the login was the first six letters of the last name and then first initial of the first name. Another was Thomas Watt, where the company took the first initial of the first name and then the last name. D'oh?

[Momiji]

Hey, who plays the voice of InuYasha in the English dub?

Just looked it up. His name is Richard Cox.

....

oh.

[NeoTifa]

my fiancé's dad worked with a guy named harry dick. lol. also, i think ak's lastname is funny. when i read it, it thought "lol it sounds like a german saying wonder wart" lol. ((dont kill me)) also, my managers last name is schenk. i thought it was shenk, but he said "did you go to shool? its pronounced skank" XD. also, i work with a guy whose last name is kiester lol

[Blue Harvest]

Some of my cousin's surnames are Coxhead :tongue:

Back in school I knew a guy called Chris Thomas. Around christmas we'd sing christmas songs around him, replacing christmas with his name. It annoyed the hell out of him.

[Aerith's Knight]

Just looked it up. His name is Richard Cox.
....
oh.

Elliot: "You don't like the name Cox?"
Jordan: "Actually, I love Cox."
The Todd: "Greatest. Conversation. Ever."
Jordan: "That's what I mean."
Nurse(somewhere else): "This sausage is huge!"
The Todd: "Sorry ladies, I'm needed elsewhere."

[scrumpleberry]

I've got me one of those.

[NeoTifa]

lol a sausage or a nurse?

[Blue Harvest]

I think she means a weird name.

[NeoTifa]

oh lol

[scrumpleberry]

x)))) ALL THREE ACTUALLY MY DEAR

[NeoTifa]

oh là là

[qwertysaur]

Sephiroth

[themagicroundabout]

William Hare shortened to Willy Hare becomes Pube.

[Yar]

I'm 1/4 German, I bet you didn't know that! Unfortunately that one quarter has inherited me the last name of Saebsch. (in German it's spelled Säbsch, but it's westernised) It's a real hassle trying to teach people how to pronounce it sometimes.

I get German from both sides of my family. My mother's mother is an import. :D

Luckily, my name avoided any possible "foreign-icity". My maternal grandmother's maiden name was Thiel. My paternal grandmother's maiden name was Breidenbach. My name is actually pretty English.

[Gwawr]

I've taught a Jack Johnson, a Tom Jones, a George Best and an Indiana Jones over the years.

Poor Tom. Kept getting 'Sexbomb' sung at him.

And weird names eh? GWAWR?!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I knew a girl in the Navy ( I swear I'm not making this up) whose name was Elizabeth Gussler. Unfortunately the military means you're referred to by rank and name. Her rank was Seaman.
Seaman Gussler.....she never had a chance.

[BardTard]

I know a girl named Echo and went go school with a girl named Patience.

I also know a girl with 2 middle names and her initials spell out WEED.

My great (or great great? I forget...) grandma's middle was America.

Edit: My grandma's friend's grandson's name is Kimahri (spelled differently but pronounced the same.) I think that's pretty awesome.

[o_O]

I knew a both Richard Holder and a Richard Spray. :p

As far as downright outrageous names go, I've known a Cornelius Brain, a Manukau Flyriver Pokepoke and a kid whose first name was just "A3".

Recently in New Zealand, a couple were <a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10456528">denied the right to call their kid "4Real"</a>.

[rubah]

listen, mike. Tell me. Was there a lot of nuclear testing done in NZ?

[Mittopotahis]

So... Did anyone hear about that kid recently who changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spider-Man Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24602453-5012895,00.html)?

[Freya]

I had a teacher named Richard Seamans....

[Ouch!]

My eighth grade history teacher named all his children after presidents (using surnames as first names, and he didn't even use the surnames that are also common first names like Grant), but that's about was "weird" as I've encountered.

[Peegee]

There's an employee at the company I support called Maxima O Olympia.

Oh wait, this is silly names...

Well, tbh, we will talk in group chat whenever we come across funny names. It's usually asian (-_-')

[BardTard]

My eighth grade history teacher named all his children after presidents (using surnames as first names, and he didn't even use the surnames that are also common first names like Grant), but that's about was "weird" as I've encountered.

That reminds me, senior year my gym teacher named his kid Jack Sparrow and I told him I thought that was awesome, and he said he never even saw Pirates of the Caribbean.

[Nice]

Richard Cock.

[Bunny]

I had a teacher in seventh grade named Harry Balls. After the local radio station found this out, they made fun of him on air for several hours and it resulted in him changing his name and quitting his job.

The other coach's name was Longerbone.

[Montoya]

My ex's name is Belen. I told my friend this and he thought for the longest time I dated somebody named Berlin. So the inside joke is that I dated the German capital.

[Dr. Acula]

I did hear about this girl called Tallulah Does The Hula In Hawaii. Poor girl.

Also, my friend knew someone called Please Gotobed.