Inmate escapes jail in cardboard box.

[MadeOfApples]

Turkish inmate escapes jail in cardboard box, Solid Snake approves - Joystiq (http://www.joystiq.com/2008/11/15/turkish-inmate-escapes-jail-in-cardboard-box-solid-snake-style/)

:eek:

[Saber]

I was about to say when I read the thread title, well hell here it is, thats some metal gear solid skill.

[Jiro]

That's pretty hilarious. Surprised it worked though, and also that he was under heavier watch with the previous attempts. They should have seen it coming, really. :D

[Sergeant Hartman]

He should have waited a few years, in which he could have slowly dug a hole through the wall and escaped through the sewage pipe.

[Montoya]

You sir, made my day. I would like to thank you.

Thank you.

[theundeadhero]

You all act like you've never escaped from jail before.

[Flying Mullet]

Still doesn't top <i>Shawshank Redemption</i>.

[Jessweeee♪]

hee hee

[NeoTifa]

I heart snake. I just hope he was hot and scruffy <3 I wonder if his girlfriend's name is Maryl :p

[Lawr]

!

[Agrias]

kickass!:choc2:

[Rye]

Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

[qwertysaur]

now prisons are going to torture poor defenseless boxes :(

[Del Murder]

Protip: mailing yourself in a box is a cheap way to avoid skyrocketing airline prices.

[Flying Mullet]

And don't forget to bring your own bag of pretzels.

[Blue Harvest]

Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.

[qwertysaur]

Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
Common sense is quite rare these days =/

[Lawr]

Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
Common sense is quite rare these days =/

I had no idea that wearing socks made my feet warmer. :Oo:<!--Do not take this seriously...-->

[Flying Mullet]

Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
Common sense is quite rare these days =/
Wouldn't that suck to go through all of that advance planning and setting up help, both inside and outside, only to die from suffocation because you forgot to punch some air holes.

[MadeOfApples]

Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
Common sense is quite rare these days =/

I had no idea that wearing socks made my feet warmer. :Oo:<!--Do not take this seriously...-->

I buy the really long socks. Warmer legs for the win!



I still can't believe he was able to mail himself out of prison though.

[qwertysaur]

Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
Common sense is quite rare these days =/
Wouldn't that suck to go through all of that advance planning and setting up help, both inside and outside, only to die from suffocation because you forgot to punch some air holes.
It would also alert the media into thinking there is a serial killer on the loose.

[Lawr]

Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years. :p

[qwertysaur]

Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years. :p
I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane. :p

[Lawr]

Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years. :p
I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane. :p

Nice.

[Nice]

The fact that we all know of his plan and what he did to achieve success pretty much guarantees his eventual return to prison. Oh well, at least we all know what video game he was playing on the inside.

[Flying Mullet]

Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years. :p
I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane. :p

Nice.

The fact that we all know of his plan and what he did to achieve success pretty much guarantees his eventual return to prison. Oh well, at least we all know what video game he was playing on the inside.
Nice, you missed your chance for an awesomely, lame joke there. You could have responded with, "You rang?" or some other equally dorky reply. :roll:

[Lawr]

Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years. :p
I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane. :p

Nice.

The fact that we all know of his plan and what he did to achieve success pretty much guarantees his eventual return to prison. Oh well, at least we all know what video game he was playing on the inside.
Nice, you missed your chance for an awesomely, lame joke there. You could have responded with, "You rang?" or some other equally dorky reply. :roll:

Yeah I totally set myself up for some necrophilia jokes and whatnot. :(

[Flying Mullet]

Yeah I totally set myself up for some necrophilia jokes and whatnot. :(
Sagensyg has a stiff stiffy?

[Nice]

I totally overlooked that. =/ You win some you lose some.

[Lawr]

Yeah I totally set myself up for some necrophilia jokes and whatnot. :(
Sagensyg has a stiff stiffy?

I have a stiff stiffy for staffy staffies like you! :jokey:

[Nice]

Jesus dude. =0

[Lawr]

Jesus dude. =0

Actually, my name is Lawrence.






Yeah I think I should stop too, but I can't control myself. :(

[Flying Mullet]

You can't hold back the thunder when it's ready to roll.

Or the jesus dude for that matter.

[Lawr]

:exdee:

[Rantz]

Sometimes I wish Rantzien was a valid one-word sentence.

[Flying Mullet]

Rantzien.

[Yrkoon]

lol thats a pretty amusing way to escape :)