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Agrias
11-21-2008, 08:10 PM
I just had a nosebleed and it lasted two seconds, but it was really bloody...ANYWAYS! What do YOU do during nosebleeds and when was the last time you had one?

I last had one at the ripe old age of 8. It was due to a large fever and i ended up passing out and waking up in le hopital.

;)

NeoTifa
11-21-2008, 08:19 PM
The last time I was on birth control, I would get them really bad. I would bleed so much that I'd swoon and get sick and such. It would get all coagulated (sp?) and I could feel it sliming out of my nose when I'd change tp wads. >_<

rubah
11-21-2008, 08:20 PM
My nose bled in preschool when I whacked it on a picnic table. It made singing my ABCs twenty minutes later kinda difficult. The only blood my nose has experienced since is picking too hard at boogers.

Agrias
11-21-2008, 08:28 PM
Neo, that sounds like allergies to me! D:
Rubah that must've hurt hahah. Also, thanks for the gorey details, LOL!

Jessweeee♪
11-21-2008, 08:29 PM
I just randomly start having nosebleeds weekly every few years or so >.>

Haven't had any for awhile.

crono_logical
11-21-2008, 08:31 PM
I rememeber getting a nosebleed once at primary school when we were playing wrestling on the concrete instead of grass one day and someone decided to jump on my head whilst on the floor face down :p


The last time I was on birth control, I would get them really bad. I would bleed so much that I'd swoon and get sick and such. It would get all coagulated (sp?) and I could feel it sliming out of my nose when I'd change tp wads. >_<Are you sure that's your nose? :p

Psychotic
11-21-2008, 08:31 PM
I'd say my nosebleeds can challenge said world record, as they always last an hour at the bare minimum. My blood apparently does not like clotting!

Marshall Banana
11-21-2008, 08:34 PM
I've never experienced a nosebleed! Nosebleeds seem scary.

Agrias
11-21-2008, 08:42 PM
How can you NOT have a nosebleed! D:
Are....Are you a mutant??? O_O
They're not that scary they just make you light headed and woozy. Its almost like you're high, but the bad kind of high cause if you stay at that high for too long you could pass out from loss of blood. :D
Exciting no?

Jessweeee♪
11-21-2008, 08:43 PM
They're awful! You just randomly start bleeding from your nose with no warning!

I hate waking up to a bloody pillow.

rubah
11-21-2008, 08:49 PM
it's pretty easy to not have a nosebleed, you just. . don't bleed from your nose!

ScottNUMBERS
11-21-2008, 09:09 PM
What do YOU do during nosebleeds
Bleed (from my nose).

when was the last time you had one?
A few weeks ago. But no longer will I suffer, thanks to Rubah's excellent tip!

MadeOfApples
11-21-2008, 09:10 PM
I picked my nose when I was very little. I remember having nosebleeds quite often because of it.

The only time I had a nose bleed since I was 10 was when I smashed my face against pavement. That brought an end to the whole "I'm a kid and therefore invincible" myth in my eyes. I was a reckless teenager. I'm lucky I never got seriously injured.

scrumpleberry
11-21-2008, 09:12 PM
I've not had one since I was small and ran headlong into a sturdy wooden bed. My nose is a fortress of...unbleediness.

qwertysaur
11-21-2008, 09:13 PM
I'd say my nosebleeds can challenge said world record, as they always last an hour at the bare minimum. My blood apparently does not like clotting!
hemophilia?

If I get one nosebleed, I'll get about 20 of them throughout that day. It's like my nose is saying it was pretending to be clotted, then gets bored and bleeds again. It's really annoying.

rubah
11-21-2008, 09:22 PM
moar lyk homophilia if you get my drift lol lol

Momiji
11-21-2008, 09:27 PM
I used to get them all the time. Now I only get them occasionally, maybe once every two months or so. That is, of natural causes.

I get metaphorical nosebleeds every day.

Blue Harvest
11-21-2008, 09:45 PM
I can't remember the last time I had one :D

Agrias
11-21-2008, 09:47 PM
I get metaphorical nosebleeds every day.

Well maybe if you'd stop watching porn...

Yar
11-21-2008, 09:49 PM
Spring Time = Allergy Time = Nosebleeds. :(

Bunny
11-21-2008, 09:50 PM
I can't remember the last time I had a bloody nose.

Yar
11-21-2008, 09:52 PM
If anyone here wants to experience a nosebleed just for the hell of it, might I recommend rolling around in pink fiberglass insulation? :bigsmile:

qwertysaur
11-21-2008, 09:57 PM
If anyone here wants to experience a nosebleed just for the hell of it, might I recommend rolling around in pink fiberglass insulation? :bigsmile:
Why would any sane person want a nosebleed though?

Agrias
11-21-2008, 10:00 PM
If anyone here wants to experience a nosebleed just for the hell of it, might I recommend rolling around in pink fiberglass insulation? :bigsmile:
Why would any sane person want a nosebleed though?

To see if tampons actually DO stop nosebleeds?

Rantz
11-21-2008, 11:18 PM
They're kinda cool at first (woo nosebleed) but if they last more than a few minutes or continually open up again they're pretty annoying.

Misfit
11-22-2008, 05:51 AM
i love you alice n_n

Momiji
11-22-2008, 06:07 AM
I get metaphorical nosebleeds every day.

Well maybe if you'd stop watching porn...

I find cute things in general to be more nosebleedworthy than porn.

Fate Fatale
11-22-2008, 06:23 AM
I don't recall ever having a nosebleed in my life... Weird.

Mittopotahis
11-22-2008, 04:00 PM
I can't remember having a nosebleed before. When sick I've sometimes blown and rubbed so much my tissues had a bit of red on them, but that's really about it.

Værn
11-22-2008, 04:12 PM
Last time I had a nosebleed it was because I got hit in the face with a basketball.

Zeldy
11-22-2008, 04:52 PM
I think I've probably only ever had one, I remember being told repetitvely to keep my head back.

Madame Adequate
11-22-2008, 04:55 PM
I get them somewhat more often than most here seem to, but not exactly commonly. They're a pain when they happen, though.

Edit@ Momiji: You stay away from my kitties! :p

Aerith's Knight
11-22-2008, 05:34 PM
Once I had one that was 2 hours long, after I ran headfirst onto a wall.

Steve
11-23-2008, 01:38 AM
I get them occassionally especially when I have hayfever or a cold it's a pain in my ass because my blood it likes to clot in my nostrils thus blocking my breathing meaning I must rip it open again to clear it.

I am not sure if it's the longest nose bleed I have suffered but the one I remember most was my first lesson of iceskating, the blades I had on originally were blunt and my tutor once she realized it wasn't ineptitude causing me to have difficulties sent me to get a sharp pair, one sharp pair of blades later and I was great but I smacked face first in to the wooden barrier around the ice rink breaking my nose, it bled a lot...blood bounces on ice, so does vomit! Oh and the broken nose didn't put me off at all, next day I was back on the ice rink and eventually went all the way to grade 7 (just below competition level)

Momiji
11-23-2008, 03:24 AM
I get them somewhat more often than most here seem to, but not exactly commonly. They're a pain when they happen, though.

Edit@ Momiji: You stay away from my kitties! :p

At least they'd always be walking a red carpet whenever I'm around.

escobert
11-23-2008, 11:36 AM
I ALWAYS gt nose bleeds. ALWAYS. I just stick stuff up my nose and wait for it to stop.

Shlup
11-23-2008, 11:44 AM
I've gotten bad nosebleeds on and off throughout my life. A couple of years ago I went through a spell where I would bleed heavily for almost an hour. I passed out a couple of times, briefly.

ShunNakamura
11-23-2008, 11:44 AM
I get metaphorical nosebleeds every day.

Well maybe if you'd stop watching porn...

I find cute things in general to be more nosebleedworthy than porn.

QFT!~


Anyhow I personally don't really get nosebleeds. Even when I smack my nose on something and make it swell up to twice its normal size I don't really bleed. But I clot really well. Even spiting the tip of my finger open didn't bleed all that much.

My sisters on the other hand... if we apply the 'nosebleeds when perverted and intensity depends on perversion' to them... well I am going to be worried now. They have some serious nosebleeds that do start from almost nowhere!

And btw, Karin is the master nose bleeder
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/585/karin01smallia0.jpg
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/8431/karin06ki9.jpg

Don't you just love how many gallons of blood your average anime character has?

Levian
11-23-2008, 04:00 PM
I used to have them every now and then when I was 8-13 or so. They usually appeared when I hadn't eaten in a long time and then started eating. Which was annoying as it'd always come flowing after I took the first bite of something and then having to go make it stop bleeding , making the food all cold by the time I got back. Last one I had was three years ago, and before that ages ago.

To stop them I lie down. :p

Clouded Sky
11-23-2008, 04:05 PM
What are these nosebleeds you all speak of?

Agrias
11-23-2008, 07:29 PM
I used to have them every now and then when I was 8-13 or so. They usually appeared when I hadn't eaten in a long time and then started eating. Which was annoying as it'd always come flowing after I took the first bite of something and then having to go make it stop bleeding , making the food all cold by the time I got back. Last one I had was three years ago, and before that ages ago.

To stop them I lie down. :p
You're bulemic?

Levian
11-23-2008, 09:08 PM
no, bulemics eat all the time. Anorectics don't eat. You should know this being a model and all. Geez Alice. :rolleyes2

But no, I'm just not a breakfast person.

G3ORGE
11-23-2008, 09:20 PM
i allways get em...reli bad too :/

Shorty
11-23-2008, 09:39 PM
Anorectics!

I don't get nosebleeds, really. But one of my friends gets those "seasonal bleeds" in the summer, when it gets too dry.

BardTard
11-23-2008, 09:48 PM
Never had a nosebleed. I've also never broken a bone. Instead I just get headcolds every 2 weeks.

Mirage
11-23-2008, 10:14 PM
I only get nosebleed when I do something silly to my nose. I don't think I've ever had one for no apparent reason.

Tasura
11-24-2008, 02:47 AM
when I was way younger I used to be able to make my nose bleed on demand, it was kinda cool, until I woke up one morning swimming in blood O_o.

the longest/most severe I had was a few years ago as kitchen staff in a summer camp, it just started bleeding and didn't stop for almost 3 hours, and it was flowing pretty good. But now I just get them if there's a dramatic shift in temperature.

Arc_Master_14
11-24-2008, 02:55 AM
last year in pe I caught a football but my friend tried to intercept it and his arms flew straight into my nose. I got a bloody nose a hella bloody pe shirt and my team still one.

... OH WAIT I've had one since then my nose just got dry one time when I was running and I convinced like 5 people a squirrel attacked me.

Zeromus_X
11-24-2008, 03:46 AM
I think I had one once, when I was little. I don't remember it being a particularly big deal. Anyway, I hope to never have one of the serious ones described here.

Agrias
11-24-2008, 08:18 AM
no, bulemics eat all the time. Anorectics don't eat. You should know this being a model and all. Geez Alice. :rolleyes2

But no, I'm just not a breakfast person.

Hey hey hey, what makes you think i'm not one of those super fat models that work for mcdonalds? ;D?

Also zeromus, this is COMPLETELY off topic but your sig made me splooge.....Several times........On my new runners :(