Dark, dirty, evil, secrets.

[Goldenboko]

Dan says:
Stop Kaycee
Dan says:
stop
Dan says:
No touching robots for you.
Christian says:
I am in full agreement... just... no.
Kaycee says:
*touches robots*

Lekana rapes robots, you heard it here first folks. Share a secret in this thread!

[rubah]

allie
<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/craftgrrl/12092931.html">ht<b></b>tp://community.livejournal.com/craftgrrl/12092931.html</a>
I like to imagine your progeny looking like this at some point in time.

Kishi
It's true, Allison.

[Madame Adequate]

There's a member of this forum who, late at night, pleasures themself with their hand!

[Nice]

There's a member of this forum who, late at night, pleasures themself with their hand!

>=0 You Spoony Bard!

[Jessweeee♪]

Haven't got any!

[Freya]

lmao *touches robots* Oh that cold metal baby!

[Rye]

There's a member of this forum who, late at night, pleasures themself with their hand!

No. way.

http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/7308-bigthumbnail.jpg

[Madame Adequate]

Pursuant to my earlier secret:

A member of this forum cannot eat oatmeal because it causes chronic, loud, and foul-smelling flatulence.

[Lawr]

Secrets are for people with something to hide and I have nothing to hide! Fear me!

[Bunny]

I am actually a pretty nice guy.

[zaqwert]

Time to spill the beans! I'm surprised I'm not banned yet. :)

[Agrias]

Levian is bulemic. :O

[Rantz]

MILF you weren't supposed to tell >:O

[Blue Harvest]

I have no secrets :D

[Aerith's Knight]

lmao *touches robots* Oh that cold metal baby!

Didn't we install a heating element? :bigsmile:

[Marshall Banana]

Huxley might hate me.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/Emotions/bowserlaugh.gif

[The Last Oath]

I love this forum

[Shorty]

I wonder if this post was inspired by PostSecret (since it was posted on Sunday).

I am actually fifteen!

oh no just kidding

[DK]

I wonder if this post was inspired by PostSecret (since it was posted on Sunday).

I am actually fifteen!

oh no just kidding

She is actually 15 though tbf.

[Shorty]

I wonder if this post was inspired by PostSecret (since it was posted on Sunday).

I am actually fifteen!

oh no just kidding

She is actually 15 though tbf.

Yeah, I knew you'd love that. I didn't think you'd be on right now though. xD

[DK]

I will always be there to thwart your attempts at concealing your true age. :freak:

[Shorty]

Now everyone reading this is really going think I'm fifteen, Ahole.

[Rantz]

Well, I'm convinced.

[Shorty]

See what you've done!

[DK]

You're lucky you didn't post this like two hours ago when I was talking to James otherwise I would have even more proof.

[Shorty]

All he would have done is post that picture of me when I was like six.

[DK]

Rather that than some of the others you've taken, not suitable for a girl your age at all. Inappropriate, one might say.

[Shorty]

I don't know what you're talking about.

PS - I started that.

[Agrias]

Oh and araviels face is sandalous...Dunno i fyou guys knew.??

[Rye]

I might have a crush on a few girls on this forum! =O

[Shorty]

I might as well! =O

[Marshall Banana]

Well, I have a crush on only one; she's very special! =O

[Psychotic]

I might have a crush on a few girls on this forum! =OI have a crush on every girl at this forum.

I sort of keep a shrine to you all in my bedroom, featuring printed out photos, and also some dolls I made of you. Sometimes my parents come in and are like "Paul, when are you going to stop fantasising about these internet girls and get yourself a real girlfriend?" and I say "SHUT UP MUM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NONE OF YOU DO! I HATE YOU!"

My life is pretty great.

[Goldenboko]

I might have a crush on a few girls on this forum! =OI have a crush on every girl, a few guys, and some people that I'm not quite sure what they are at this forum.

I sort of keep a shrine to you all in my bedroom, featuring printed out photos, and also some dolls I made of you. Sometimes my parents come in and are like "Paul, when are you going to stop fantasising about these internet girls and get yourself a real girlfriend?" and I say "SHUT UP MUM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NONE OF YOU DO! I HATE YOU!"

My life is pretty great.

Fix'd it for you.

[Montoya]

Someone was found dead near my house the other day. That's not really a secret though, the cops got there first.

[scrumpleberry]

Hurray for internet crushing. The great thing about internet hotties is that if you haven't met them, you can make a lot of them up yourself!

Yeah...sometimes they turn out not quite as you expected...


Um. What? Yes! Secrets! I kick my computer a lot. He's too noisy. It's a very abusive relationship!

[Rantz]

Hurray for internet crushing. The great thing about internet hotties is that if you haven't met them, you can make a lot of them up yourself!

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3249/scrumplexa8xk5.jpg

[scrumpleberry]

Oh yeah, I'm like ten times sexier than that :shifty:

p.s. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT THREAD IT WAS BEAUTIFUL I LEFT FOR A WEEK AND WHEN I CAME BACK IT WAS GONE :cry:

[Rye]

I might as well! =O


Well, I have a crush on only one; she's very special! =O

:kaoclove:

[Rantz]

Oh yeah, I'm like ten times sexier than that :shifty:

Look again. I used the wrong image!

[scrumpleberry]

I am ten thousand times sexier than any freak fish maid. Except Ariel.

[LunarWeaver]

I write Rantzien x scrumpleberry erotic fanfiction in my freetime :sad:

[scrumpleberry]

Well don't keep it all to yourself, boy, show us some for God's sake!

[Aerith's Knight]

Just take a random adult film script and use rantzien and scrumples instead of Candy and Cookie. xD

[Psychotic]

His thoughts were interrupted by a curt knock on the door. He rushed to answer it, and there stood a handsome man, dressed smartly in a dark blue suit - the uniform of a Cid's Knight.
"Oh" simpered Goldenboko. "You're the Cid's Knight."
"That's right", replied the man. "I'm Psychotic. I hear you've had some problems with your...signature". Psychotic paused, as he noticed that Goldenboko was dressed in just a towel. Goldenboko, spotting his visitor's gaze, was quick to explain.
"Oh, don't mind that! I've just been in the shower."
"I see."
"Now, the signature. It's just this way!" and he beckoned the lordly Cid's Knight into his home. "Follow me!"

Psychotic began work on fixing the broken signature. As the greatest of all Cid's Knights, he wondered why he demeaned himself by performing such menial tasks. He kicked the signature a few times, out of spite for the rest of the staff.
"How's it coming along?" asked Goldenboko, still covered with the towel. "I brought you a dri-WHOOPS!" his towel slid down to the floor. "Oh my, now how did that happen...?"

[rubah]

I know who rye has a crush ooooooooooooooooon

http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/OC/halffish.png

[scrumpleberry]

A treacherous fish maid!

[Shorty]

How dare you!

[scrumpleberry]

Oh yes, I went there.

Incidentally, what sort of fish are you?

[Shorty]

A Shortyfish.

[Iceglow]

Me and Psy have successfully immortalized ourselves in the memory of some hotel staff by making them think we were having freaky gay sex involving us saying "Narnia, Narnia, Come to Narnia, Mister Tumnus is touching me!" in high pitched freaky voices.

We've also abused Jack in what can only be described as a sexual nature.

[NeoTifa]

i love you psychotic!!!!

[Rye]

Where are her boobies. Shortyfish has the best boobies!

[Shorty]

Be quiet xD

[Psychotic]

i love you psychotic!!!!

Her thoughts were interrupted by a curt knock on the door. She rushed to answer it, and there stood a handsome man, dressed smartly in a dark blue suit - the uniform of a Cid's Knight.
"Oh" simpered NeoTifa. "You're the Cid's Knight."
"That's right", replied the man. "I'm Psychotic. I hear you've had some problems with your...signature". Psychotic paused, as he noticed that NeoTifa was dressed in just a towel. NeoTifa, spotting his visitor's gaze, was quick to explain.
"Oh, don't mind that! I've just been in the shower."
"...oh alright, let's get to it then." said Psychotic.
"What?"
"C'mere, darlin'" he said, with lust in his eyes, and he ripped her towel from her.

Oh that young, pert body. Oh that expanse of bare flesh. Desire awoke within him. He felt a movement within his crotch, and then another sensation altogether down there. Pain. He crumpled to the floor, as agony gripped his body.
"You....you....you...PERVERT!" shouted NeoTifa, as she struggled to get the words out. Psychotic gasped, trying to take in air. But NeoTifa was not finish, and began to aim vicious little kicks into his face and stomach. "What the smurf do you think you're doing?"

Psychotic's instincts took over, and he crawled away from his aggressor, with blood flowing freely from his busted nose. But of course, somebody who has just had the everloving http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif kicked out of them is a lot slower than somebody has not, and NeoTifa soon caught up with him.
"Put your teeth on the curb" she demanded. He hesitated. Surely, she wouldn't? "I said", kicking him once more in his sides, "put your teeth on the smurfing curb", and he readily complied. And he waited, for this was it, he was on the brink of the abyss. The hour of his doom was at hand. And thinking of her naked body, a last thought came to him as she brought her foot down to curbstomp him.

Totally worth it.

[Rye]

Screw working for customs, Elizadear, you should write naughty bathtub romance novels for sexually frustrated housewives and Ryes.

[NeoTifa]

:kaoclove:

[XxSephirothxX]

Something someone from this forum gave me is hanging from my lamp right now. And has been for about two and a half years, come to think of it.

[Aerith's Knight]

That's so wrong. xD

[Psychotic]

Screw working for customs, Elizadear, you should write naughty bathtub romance novels for sexually frustrated housewives and Ryes.Those who enjoy my works may wish to check out The Ballad of Allie and Stu. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2273704-post266.html)

Also, about four years ago, back when user notes were brand new and the likes of Misfit and, horror of horrors, Flying Mullet were regulars of said user notes, I made an audio romance novel because of, well, I don't even know, but it stemmed from user notes. It is attached. Please enjoy!

(Wow, created 22 December 2004!)

[Goldenboko]

That's so wrong. xD

Yet it feels oh so right.

[rubah]

azar still has his ghost? holy crap

I loved your stories paul

[XxSephirothxX]

That's so wrong. xD
no

azar still has his ghost? holy crap
yes!

[Nice]

Also, about four years ago, back when user notes were brand new and the likes of Misfit and, horror of horrors, Flying Mullet were regulars of said user notes, I made an audio romance novel because of, well, I don't even know, but it stemmed from user notes. It is attached. Please enjoy!

=0 Jes(')us ( said in a Spanish accent).

[Evastio]

Sometimes I don't even think there's a point in coming here anymore...

[Rantz]

i love you psychotic!!!!

[KentaRawr!]

Well, the truth is, I've never beaten the awesome game in my signature.

Edit: Oh right. I love you Psychotic!

[Misfit]

PSY'S MY ONLY TROO LUV. :kiss:

[Psychotic]

I know I posted that voice file you guys but it's not 2004 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/51296-ones-4-u-psychotic.html) anymore.

[Aerith's Knight]

Sometimes I like to wear womans panties and pretend to be Psy, that's how much I love him :heart:

How the hell am I supposed to compete with that? xD

You make the rest of us look bad, Paul!

[Blue Harvest]

Marry me plz Paul.

[Shorty]

Rye and I eloped last night.


not in California cause it sux

[Marshall Banana]

Rye and I eloped last night.


not in California cause it sux
YOU'RE lilredsarah, AREN'T YOU?

[Shorty]

xDDD

[Rye]

Monda, it isn't what it looks like! =-o

[Shorty]

Oh, it so is xD

[Madame Adequate]

Cat fight cat fight! :kaofight:

[Shorty]

You are instigating, sir!

[Marshall Banana]

Hey, Shorty! If Rye will go to California with me, I can offer her strawberry bubble baths, Hello Kitty, Mr. Wand, and strawberry panties. What about you?

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/Emotions/mb_miyakoarima02.gif

[Shorty]

Her first experience.

how far can this go before it gets inappropriate xD

[Marshall Banana]

You haven't met Mr. Wand, have you?

[Shorty]

No, BUT I'VE HEARD ABOUT HIM

[Aerith's Knight]

Whatever it is, I want to watch. :bigsmile:

[Lawr]

I want tickets to whatever the hell's about to happen! :bigsmile:

[Marshall Banana]

You, Huxley, and I combined don't compare to Mr. Wand, Shorty, but I have Mr. Wand, so I'm the winner. :snowman:

Also, I'm sure that Kishi will tentacle rape Rye, if she wants him to. :letsgo:

[Shorty]

You can't win at something you aren't good at!

ie PLEASURING RYE

[Psychotic]

I think I speak for all of EoFF when I say there is only one way to settle this: Swimsuit contest. (Jess back me up here)

[Goldenboko]

Swimsuit contest it is! :drool:

[Rye]

I think I speak for all of EoFF when I say there is only one way to settle this: Swimsuit contest. (Jess back me up here)

Hell. Yes. ;D

Apparently, Huxley is getting Mr. Wand on his side. Monda better step up her game. =O

[Marshall Banana]

My boobies are cuter.

[Shorty]

Mine are bigger.

[Momiji]

:kaoupset:

dfc ftw amirite

[Madame Adequate]

Her first experience.

Ship hasn't just sailed, but has rounded the Cape of Good Hope, scuffled with pirates near the Horn of Africa, docked in India and loaded up with opium, made its way to a prosperous trade city in the Far East, traded the opium for tea, and returned home to England in time for tea.

[Shorty]

You clearly didn't understand the intended meaning of "experience".

[Madame Adequate]

You clearly didn't understand the intended meaning of "experience".

Oh, I understood entirely. I'm not the one doing any misunderestimating here.

[Aerith's Knight]

My boobies are cuter.



Mine are bigger.

Loving this conversation, btw. :)

[rubah]

maybe she's talking about lesssssssssssssssssssbian experience, milfy~

[Psychotic]

Damnit where are the swimsuit pictures?

This thread will be closed in 30 minutes unless someone, anyone, posts photos of themselves in a swimsuit!

[Shorty]

I will post no such pictures.

[rubah]

http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/events/louisiana/ewwweird.jpg

HAHA now you're a pedo enjoy prison!

[Goldenboko]

Damnit where are the swimsuit pictures?

This thread will be closed in 30 minutes unless someone, anyone, posts photos of themselves in a swimsuit!

Considers.

No.

[Aerith's Knight]

HAHA now you're a pedo enjoy prison!

T__T

[Lawr]

I'm not! :love:

[Psychotic]

Looks like rubah is going to be the bride of Rye unless someone can stop her!

[rubah]

I'll put her in a little box with pillows and yaoi. She can't complain!

[Shorty]

I lied.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/saremo/swimsuit-babe_full_cgarena.jpg

damn Psy you were too fast

[Psychotic]

Whoa what the fuck Sarah didn't you use to be hot? What the hell happened to your face to make it so hideously def...

oh.

:(

[Shorty]

Daniel said you wore this while you were at his house...?

edit: This is Psy's secret!

[Aerith's Knight]

Whoa what the smurf Sarah didn't you use to be hot? What the hell happened to your face to make it so hideously def...

oh.

:(

*gigglesnort*

...

Nobody heard that. :shifty:

[Rye]

With love, Rye.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/seksi.jpg

[Madame Adequate]

Or alternatively, not even once :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2: :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

[Lawr]

MILF, I thought you'd be the one looking the most forward to this. :(

[Shorty]

M god. xD

[Levian]

I like this thread! From beginning to what hopefully isn't the end.

and I really like that Sarah used that specific picture of Psy to edit. xD

[Shorty]

Compliments of rubah.

[rubah]

~

[Clouded Sky]

Am I too late?
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/2310/swimmingds0.jpg

[Iceglow]

LMFAO this thread = win!

[Jiro]

LMFAO this thread = win!

This sums up my thoughts exactly. I didn't see this thread turning out like this...:D

[Rantz]

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/1637/swimsuitbabefullcgarenajf6.jpg

[Aerith's Knight]

Dear god Rantzien, what's it with you and the crazy eyes? xD

[Madame Adequate]

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/1637/swimsuitbabefullcgarenajf6.jpg

Winnar. You girls can do what you want, I've found myself a dreamboat.

[Rantz]

Sing Uptown Girl to me, Mr. Hobbes.

[Rye]

My favorite song... the sound of a boy serenading another. :bigsmile:

Uptown Girl is pretty freakin' banging though, I love it~ <3

[Psychotic]

Uptown BoB,
He's been working on an admin job.
I bet he's never had a spamming Psy.
I bet his smitten never told him why.

[Sweet_Insanity]

Lalaalalala.
;o
Thats my secret.
Solve it!
:]

[Shorty]

Paul looks better in the suit.

[black orb]

>>> Brainwashing, subliminal messages, all the content in this site has been carefully designed to....






trust me, is better to not know the horrible the truth.

[Madame Adequate]

I have another terrible secret to reveal!

DK enjoys being made to wear the same pair of diapers for three days at a time, without removing them.

[WulfyGirl]

Lalaalalala.
;o
Thats my secret.
Solve it!
:]
Roughly translated, she wants me. Gah, I've told you a hundred times NO. XD

[Bastian]

"modeling"

[Dolentrean]

I haunt retirement homes.

[Deborah]

Uh....I've never finished playing a FF game, Uh I live in Rancho Cucamonga and I know the true identity of Kishi?:p

[Flying Mullet]

My dark, dirty evil secret is that I looked at this thread...

[Sweet_Insanity]

Lalaalalala.
;o
Thats my secret.
Solve it!
:]
Roughly translated, she wants me. Gah, I've told you a hundred times NO. XD

I know... you've told me but i can't resist!! D:

[WulfyGirl]

Pft, I'm taken anyway.

[Aerith's Knight]

You girls should just make up out.

It would be better for everyone.

[WulfyGirl]

Pft. I'm not sure Boko would appreciate that. XD *shoves Sweet away*

[Sweet_Insanity]

BOKO!?!? WHOSE BOKO ARE YOU CHEATING ON MEE??? D: -Grabs ahold of her wrists as she tried to shove her away. Smirking she pulled the shover into a tight unwarming threatening hug.- Don't you dare.. cheat on me. -She spoke in a low yet angry tone.-



>.> lmao. x]

But seriously whose boko??

[WulfyGirl]

Don't make me get my DanDan to kick yer butt. *shoves away*

[Sweet_Insanity]

Tell him i said he can kick my butt nice and hard -winks.- ;] >.>
but i'd perfer it if you did it. x]

[WulfyGirl]

You're horrid, you know that? Completely terrible and I would never degrade myself in being with YOU. XD

[Flying Mullet]

But seriously whose boko??
http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/goldenboko.html

[Sweet_Insanity]

:'[ thats gonna make me cry. THANKS A LOT. Maybe i should move on all you ever do is HURT MEEE. :[

have DanDan. Monkey Butt. :P

[Goldenboko]

Fightin' over me? I can get used to this :cool:


You're horrid, you know that? Completely terrible and I would never degrade myself in being with YOU. XD

Oh I see. So, it's not that I'm good, I'm just the lesser of two evils? I see how it is. I see how it is. And I thought you liked me :(

[WulfyGirl]

Fightin' over me? I can get used to this :cool:


You're horrid, you know that? Completely terrible and I would never degrade myself in being with YOU. XD

Oh I see. So, it's not that I'm good, I'm just the lesser of two evils? I see how it is. I see how it is. And I thought you liked me :(
*laughs* We aren't fighting over YOU. I'm trying to explain that I'd choose YOU over HER any day. XD

[Flying Mullet]

Fine then, I'll fight someone over Gobo! :bigsmile:

[Blue Harvest]

You'd be wasting your time Mulley. The only man he wants is me :bigsmile:

[Goldenboko]

...Love-pentagon?

[Psychotic]

Fuck the lot of you.

Goldenboko always has and always will be my cuddlesnugs. :bigsmile:

[Goldenboko]

...love-hexagon?!?

[Blue Harvest]

I'll fight you for him. To the death of course.

[qwertysaur]

...love-hexagon?!?
heptagon. :love:

[Flying Mullet]

Just as long as fighting for him doesn't involve this Pokemon crap.

[Blue Harvest]

We're past the Pokemon addiction :tongue:

[Flying Mullet]

Good, because not even Gobo's worth putting up with that garbage. That's a deal breaker for me.

[Blue Harvest]

Oh really?


Pikachu, use Thunder on Mulley!


:p

[Goldenboko]

Someone kill BH now. He isn't allowed in this love-polygon.

[Blue Harvest]

:(

[qwertysaur]

sip, fornicaras.

[Leen-Leen]

i'm deathly afraid of bugs that aren't even bigger than a quarter.

i want in in this love-tetradecagon by the way.

[Jessweeee♪]

THAT IS TOO LARGE OF A SHAPE

[Clouded Sky]

Apparently I live by Leen-Leen. SHH.

[Agrias]

All your base, actually belong to i!

[Leen-Leen]

ah, yes! i shall begin my mission to stalk Sheep soon.

it's a secret though! :bounce:

[Clouded Sky]

Oh no. You'll blend in with everyone else.:(

[Caraliz]

I wish it could be thanksgiving every day.

[Dolentrean]

I like to rock the party.

[snacks]

i develop insane crushes on people in way too little of time.

in fact one right now.
on someone.

wow.