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Yar
11-29-2008, 04:03 AM
It was pretty nasty too.

I was just driving down the road heading home. Then alluvasudden: "meow" *runs*. The next thing I know, I can hear kitty parts getting stuck in my axle and kitty bones being dragged between my car and the road. :( Yeah, it's dead now. There's no way in hell it survived.

What have you killed recently? :(

black orb
11-29-2008, 04:06 AM
>>> I killed a spider that was in my bed..
poor spider, she knew I am lonely guy and wanted to sleep with me..:cry:

Araciel
11-29-2008, 04:08 AM
A fly.

Momiji
11-29-2008, 04:08 AM
Patients in Trauma Center. :p

Psychotic
11-29-2008, 04:09 AM
The radio star.

Jessweeee♪
11-29-2008, 04:09 AM
Poor kitty ;_;

Tavrobel
11-29-2008, 04:09 AM
My childhood is set for execution at sundown on Monday. It ends when the counter hits 227.

rubah
11-29-2008, 04:12 AM
*cries for hours*

I probably killed a lot of fleas and ticks that were on my dog since I gave him a bath. I probably killed his spirit for the night too.

And I probably killed a lot of local businesses by participating in black friday.

I really don't go out of my way to kill things ;o I'd rather just throw the yucky ones outside ;o

black orb
11-29-2008, 04:12 AM
>>> 6 views and 6 posts.. man, this thread is on fire...

Laddy
11-29-2008, 04:23 AM
Yes. You could've at least buried him/her... *cries*

Yar
11-29-2008, 04:27 AM
Yes. You could've at least buried him/her... *cries*Hell no. It's 28° outside. :mad2:

Dolentrean
11-29-2008, 05:11 AM
The Dinosaurs

MadeOfApples
11-29-2008, 06:08 AM
I had to shoot my own dog.

Old and senile. Than he broke/messed up his hip somehow. Sad day.

Yar
11-29-2008, 06:13 AM
I had to shoot my own dog.

Old and senile. Than he broke/messed up his hip somehow. Sad day.I'm sorry. :(
I'd never be able to do that. I love dogs too much. :cry: Especially MY dog.

Vermachtnis
11-29-2008, 06:23 AM
The last thing I killed was a(n) (o)possum, but it was ugly. The cutest thing I ran over than made me feel bad was a couple of chipmunks. *tuk* *tuk* is the they made. I felt bad.

qwertysaur
11-29-2008, 06:25 AM
T_T

Laddy
11-29-2008, 06:26 AM
My hamster died in my hands after she had a seizure.

Poor Squeker...

Jessweeee♪
11-29-2008, 06:58 AM
I've killed several things metaphorically lately.

Jowy
11-29-2008, 07:06 AM
A spider.

Rantz
11-29-2008, 08:50 AM
The only thing I killed larger than a daddy long-legs was a Common Swift (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Swift) that a cat caught and was toying around with but not killing. It was clearly in pain, so I took its life. I loathed the experience.

zaqwert
11-29-2008, 09:32 AM
Wow, that was disturbing how you described the death of that poor kitty. :(

Um, when I was a wee kid, I showed a little kitten to my dog. I thought they would be good friends, but apparently, I was wrong. The next thing I knew, my dog practically mauled the kitten to death. :( I was distraught and, yeah. Unfortunately, that wasn't very recent, but I don't have any story to tell of any recent deaths I was the cause of. Sorry. :P

Blue Harvest
11-29-2008, 11:31 AM
My hamster died in my hands after she had a seizure.

Poor Squeker...

My dog has seizures but she hasn't died from one...yet.


I killed a spider last night by setting fire to it :D

Quindiana Jones
11-29-2008, 04:06 PM
I shouldn't be laughing. :(

Vivisteiner
11-29-2008, 04:42 PM
Myself.

Laddy
11-29-2008, 05:04 PM
Myself.
Sacrificing yourself to the Steiner Shrine, I presume? ;)

KoShiatar
11-29-2008, 05:18 PM
Poor kitty. é_é Makes me think about when my sister ran over my puppy with her car. I yelled at her the worst thing I could think of until my voice grew hoarse. Eveybody in the house was scared. I'm not proud of that, but I was really angry.

Mosquitoes stir my homicidal instinct.

Misfit
11-29-2008, 08:01 PM
I haven't ran over anything yet and if I ever do I believe I will be the saddest person in the world ever :( And I make Eric kill all the spiders/bugs 'cause I'm afraid of them fjakj;aea yuck~ D:<

Meat Puppet
11-30-2008, 12:07 AM
I was stampeder #3.

Rostum
11-30-2008, 12:30 AM
The odds are against you, Yars.

Cleric
11-30-2008, 01:21 AM
I'd be so sad if someone ran over my poor little Murley Jingle ball :((((
<a href="http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/basik-ecm/?action=view&current=Jay009.jpg" target="_blank">http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/basik-ecm/Jay009.jpg</a>

Iceglow
11-30-2008, 02:03 AM
I've now killed 3 pigeons, 1 with my "bare hands" and 2 with 1 stone. Seriously:

1st pigeon kill I was messing around in a park with friends and as my mate scared a flock of pigeons with his football I went for a volley kick but instead of kicking the ball I kicked a pigeon clean out of the air as it took off it made a horrible "smack" as it then hit the ground and there was a lot of damage to it's ribcage...ick :(

2nd and 3rd pigeon kills was quite hillarious really, ever heard the expression "killing 2 birds with 1 stone"? Well it is actually physically possible. I went to scare two pigeons out of the tree where my niece's swing hangs because she was scared of them so I picked up a nice rounded flint thinking, hit the branch and they'll fly away. I throw the stone and as it hits the branch right on target it splits in to two...both now razor sharp flints strike birds in neck simulaneously and both fall down dead, either the luckiest shot in my life or the unluckiest shot in theirs.

What can I say, I'm a pigeon murderer and no my niece hasn't forgiven me the two above the swing because she was scared of them she didn't want to see them die.

Freya
11-30-2008, 02:20 AM
D: KITTY

also iceglow has skillz...

I killed a jackrabbit with a stone once... and a bunch with a car... and I shot a few with a gun as well... they are everywhere...

I also shot a deer once :D I'm not a fan of hunting but my daddy is and made me xD I had to shoot a fox once cause it was eating my chickens >:/


OH GOD MY HANDS ARE STAINED WITH BLOOD :cry:

Fate Fatale
11-30-2008, 07:19 AM
Poor kitty... :(

IronOcean
11-30-2008, 08:33 AM
my kitchen staff's dreams of having a life :pinkelephant:

Freie-Kefka
11-30-2008, 11:45 AM
I don't believe in heaven or hell, but surely you're going to get spanked by the great Flying Spaghetti Monster, when you'll die :D


I once killed my lady hamster by sitting on her ;_; mister hamster never forgave me :cry:

Krelian
11-30-2008, 02:38 PM
I once ran over a fox. When I stopped and wanted to check on it it was already gone. I still wonder if it made it or if it died of its injuries. I kind of assume the latter :(

smittenkitten
11-30-2008, 02:44 PM
I don't remember probably a moth or something but it's been a while that I've killed something. Oh and yars this makes me sad. :whimper:

Lawr
12-01-2008, 01:49 AM
At about 1AM we were driving from my cousin's house and out of nowhere this suicidal raccoon jumps right in front of the car.

Hehe what a nub.

Agrias
12-01-2008, 05:42 AM
I havent killed anything more than a spider but there are some "things" i wish to kill sometimes. :)
I wish i could kill the stupidity out of people.

Saber
12-01-2008, 06:03 AM
I killed a whole bunch of ants that were making way into my house.

Xaven
12-01-2008, 08:44 AM
Besides insects 'n junk...

I think I starved like 60-70 parakeets to death. We used to breed them, but my mother left and my sister moved out. So I was charged with taking care of them, but I was only like 8. :[[[[ Pooooor budgies!! There was no fooooods left! Shoulda just given 'em a bunch of bread. :[ But I didn't. :[

Prisonic Fairytale
12-02-2008, 01:44 AM
Silly rabbit, hell doesn't exist. I try not to kill things.

Elskidor
12-02-2008, 02:31 AM
Ran over a dog once. That sucked. Killed a few possums with a car by accident too. The possums didn't bother me at all, but if I had ran over a cat I'd probably quit driving for awhile.