Speeches for 2008 End of year Ciddies needed

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Let's get a jump start on the speeches this time. Post in this thread if you want a speech. You can take up to two speeches. Once your speeches are ready <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=2986">PM them to me, Award Girl</a>.

Yeah, it's that easy. :cool:

Yellow - In Progress
Lime - Submitted

1) Best Member - Rocket Edge
2) Best Male - Rye
3) Best Female - Rantzien
4) Best Administrator - qwertyxsora
5) Best Cid's Knight - Sagensyg
6) Best Site Staff - qwertyxsora
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff - Goldenboko
8) Best Veteran - Levian
9) Best Regular - qwertyxsora
10) Best Newbie - Blue Harvest
11) Nicest Member - Jiro
12) Evilest Member - Quin
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male - Lekana
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female - Marshall Banana
15) Most Dangerous Male - Shiny
16) Most Dangerous Female - Levian
17) Best Thread - Rantzien
18) Best Post - Demon Dude
19) Best Custom Rank - Jiro
20) Best Avatar - Sagensyg
21) Best Signature - Goldenboko
22) Best Artist - Psychotic
23) Best Graphic Designer
24) Best Writer - Ouch!
25) Best Poet - Demon Dude
26) Best Poster
27) Best Spammer - Quin
28) Best Chatter
29) Best Usernoter - Yaridovich
30) Funniest Member - Jiro
31) Weirdest Member - Jiro
32) Horniest Member - Jiro
33) Most Underrated Member
34) Most Improved Member - Demon Dude
35) Most Missed Member - Jiro
36) Most Hardcore Gamer - Tavrobel
37) Most Helpful Gamer - Tavrobel
38) Most Helpful Techy - qwertyxsora
39) Most Helpful Member - Psychotic
40) Cutest Couple - Blue Harvest

Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight - Del Murder
42) Get Banned - Dignified Pauper
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time - Lekana
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast - Psychotic
45) Be trolled - Psychotic
46) Be Santa - Marshall Banana
47) Be Santa's little helper - Rocket Edge
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha - Ouch!
49) Member most dropped as an infant - Blue Harvest
50) Get Together - Mittopotahis

[Rantz]

I can do a speech. No real preference, just put me up for something.

[Marshall Banana]

Most Likely to be Santa!

I want to do something for Cutest Female, too, but there's a rule against it, apparently.

[Rye]

I'd love to do Best Male again!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I want to do something for Cutest Female, too, but there's a rule against it, apparently.
The only rule I know of is you can't write a speech for an award you're nominated in, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there. If people finish speeches before the finalists are announced, it won't hurt anything, even if they are a finalist for that award.

[qwertysaur]

As the previous winner for best regular, I'll take that speech. I'll probably sign up for more later :p

[demondude]

I'll take best poet.

[Flying Mullet]

I'll take best poet.
I know something you could post in your speech. :D

[Freya]

Gimmie sexiest male again. I will make that speech my tradition :D

[Blue Harvest]

I'll do cutest couple again. I can't remember what the other one I wrote last time was so I'll do most dropped as an infant too.

[Psychotic]

I would like to do Best Artist again (get ready for more jolly art discussion, Cz and Rantzien :)). I might do one of the ones no-one else wants to do too but we'll wait and see which ones are untaken.

[Aerith's Knight]

I suck at this, so I'll pass. :p

[Rocket Edge]

I'll take Best Member, & Santa's little helper. :monster:

[Goldenboko]

I'll end up taking things once the initial rush is over and we see what really needs to be taken :P

[Lawr]

Best Cid's Knight, Best Avatar, and MLT Be Trolled please. :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Cid's Knight, Best Avatar, and MLT Be Trolled please. :D
Pick two of those and you have yourself a deal!

[Lawr]

Son of a submariner! I'll take Best Cid's Knight and Best Avatar then.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Done. :)

[Tavrobel]

So, if this is the regular drill like it was last time, and the two times before that, invariably, Paul is just going to tell me to rush in some emergency lectures because people are going to crap out and not hand them in on time.

So, I guess put me down for everything on Injured Reserve?

[Yar]

Miss Award Girl, ma'am: may I please write the speech for "Best Usernoter"?

[Levian]

Best Veteran and Most Dangerous Female plz

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Miss Award Girl, ma'am: may I please write the speech for "Best Usernoter"?
You most certainly can. :)

[Mittopotahis]

Can I pretty please with sugar on top have MLT get together? =)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

You sure can. :)

[Quindiana Jones]

I'll do anything except art related ones, Staff related ones, and MLTs. Fingers crossed I don't get nominated for Best Spammer, since that's the one I freaking want to do. xD

[demondude]

I'll also take best post.

[Ouch!]

I also offer myself up for left-overs.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'll do anything except art related ones, Staff related ones, and MLTs. Fingers crossed I don't get nominated for Best Spammer, since that's the one I freaking want to do. xD
You've got Best Spammer

I'll also take best post.
Done.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'll take Nicest Member if I don't end up as a finalist...I've been a bit grumpier lately, so maybe I'll have a chance to write it xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

It's yours. :D

[Blue Harvest]

As the last winner of Best Newbie I'd like to do that instead of Dropped As An Infant :)

[Shiny]

I'll take #15. I sound like I'm ordering from a Mickey Dees menu.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm not getting my hopes up for Best Spammer until I see the nominations. xD

[Freya]

I'll take #43 too ^_^

[Psychotic]

As we're getting nearer the time, put me down for MLT Trolled.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'm not getting my hopes up for Best Spammer until I see the nominations. xD
This time, even if you're nominated for the award, you can write the speech.

[Goldenboko]

Pft, now she tells me that. I woulda jumped at Best Vet, or Best Reg, but I didn't know which one I was eligible for and I got all confused so I said screw it xD

Give me Best Recognized, and Best Sig.

[Cid]

What did you do to my face on that avatar? >_<

[Tavrobel]

We fixed it. Do want?

[Momiji]

Isn't s/he cute? :heart:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

For those of you that want me to put you down for whatever, I've made the following assignments:

Ouch! - Best Writer and MLT be a reincarnation of Buddah
Quin - Evilest Member
Rantzien - Best Female and Best Thread

[Rantz]

I'll do my best!

[Dignified Pauper]

I think I get MLT Be Banned on principle.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Done.

[demondude]

I suppose I'll take most improved too, seeing as you can do any speech now.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Done.

[Freya]

I'll do 30 and 31 as well that makes four speeches. If you'll let me do them.

[Yar]

We need a Ciddie for "Best Ciddies Speech Writer" and "Best Ciddies Speech."

[Freya]

Er nvm I can only do two D:

[Tavrobel]

I'm sorry, but it looks like I may not be able to do any speeches after all. Please remove me from the list :(

From the Voting thread. Just #11 (Nicest Member), apparently.

[Jessweeee♪]

Huh? I could have SWORN I posted it here!

[qwertysaur]

Unless someone will be all depressed if they can't write it, I'll do Best Site Staff as well. :p

Also it would be a good idea to put speeches in front of this thread title, because the titles are similar when you read the first few words :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I removed Jessweeee♪ from the speech list :(, updated qwerty's request and updated the thread title so it should show up differently.

As we have a decent amount of the speeches filled out at this point and people have probably signed up for ones they want if anyone wants to take more than two speeches now that's fine.

[Blue Harvest]

We can do more then two? I'll take dropped as an infant like I was originally going to then :)

[Jiro]

I'll do Most Missed Member, if that's alright.

[Shiny]

Most Dangerous Male is done. I might take another speech later on if I have time.

[Psychotic]

Season II of this badboy has just been recorded! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2515123-post669.html)

[Rye]

I am going to start this speech soon. I hope it lives up to my last best male speech.

[black orb]

I would like to do Best Artist again (get ready for more jolly art discussion, Cz and Rantzien :)).
>>> Im glad the best artist speech is in good hands..

[Blue Harvest]

I wrote my speeches saturday night whilst delerious from a nasty cold. I may rewrite them if they aren't as funny as I thought they were.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The speeches are starting to roll in and they're looking good. :bigsmile:

Keep it up! :jokey:

[Rantz]

Best Female is hard to write when you don't ever talk to girls ever.

[Bunny]

Best Female is hard to write when you don't ever talk to girls ever.

Just lie. It's like the perfect homage.

[Rantz]

That is actually exactly what I've been doing all the way through so far.

[Bunny]

Good man.

[Rantz]

I'm also insulting the entire female race.

[Bunny]

Good man.

[Rantz]

Thanks for the chat. I feel a little better now.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Ireveerent speeches? Absolutely!

The speeches are still rolling in and they're looking good. Keep them coming!

[Del Murder]

I had a great idea for MLT be Trolled but Psychotic beat me to the punch! I could do MLT be a Cid's Knight again but that would just be a rehash of what I did last year.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I had a great idea for MLT be Trolled but Psychotic beat me to the punch! I could do MLT be a Cid's Knight again but that would just be a rehash of what I did last year.
Classics never get old. I'll put you down for now.

[Jiro]

I'll take a stab at funniest member

[qwertysaur]

My Site Staff speech will be great ... when I write it up which will be probably tonight. the regular speech is almost done, I'll send it when I get home, :p

[Blue Harvest]

My dropped as an infant speech is the funniest thing you'll ever read. Parts of it already have Sagensyg's seal of approval.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Speeches are still coming in and they're looking great! Keep up the good work.

We still have more categories left if anyone wants to write a speech for any of them.

[Yar]

I'll write mine tonight, I swear! :eek:

[Goldenboko]

I have been hammered with homework everyday of this week. It sounds like a weak excuse, but I feel no reason to justify myself, there's a good chance my speeches may not get done.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

For every category that doesn't have a speech, the public will be at my mercy with whatever I cobble together as I present the category. :spin:

[Shiny]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/trolls.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

There are still a lot of empty categories and yellow names on that list. :(

[Rye]

I will start my speech when I come back from my final tonight. It will be delightful.

[Levian]

I'll send you my second speech in a few hours.

[Rantz]

I'll finish the Best Female speech tomorrow morning. If all goes well, I might be able to throw another one together quickly, but I wouldn't count on it.

[Tavrobel]

Man, you guys are lazy. There's like 10+ speeches to do.

[Rocket Edge]

I'll have my second speech in by tomorrow afternoon!

[Freya]

Lol last minute speeches. They be done. Hop you guys enjoy them :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I've received a lot of speeches and a lot more lime is on that list but it's till losing out to the yellow and no takers. Feel free to grab any speech that's not taken at this point and whip out a doozy! Otherwise you'll have to listen to me drone on as I attempt to pull a speech out of my ass for those awards that have no speeches.

[qwertysaur]

Best Admin is done
Edit: As is most helpful techie. I love how it turned out too.

[Jiro]

I don't think I can make anymore, apologies. It's 2am and I'm out of ideas. Good luck to all speech writer's, and also to the finalists. I'll probably miss the Ciddies, stupid life.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

No need to apologize, you've submitted plenty. Many thanks, you're my "Jiro"! xD

[Psychotic]

I'll go whip something up for Underage Gymnast and Most Helpful if you're still a-lackin'!

[Jiro]

I hate insomnia, seriously. Best Custom Rank done, but I think I'll sit the rest out. If there's still some left in a few hours I'll take a look.

EDIT: Revelations start in what, an hour? I guess I'll be around for the start at least :D

[demondude]

I'll give mine in soon, don't worry.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

We're filling up the speeches now. Thanks everyone!