Opposite gender thread.

[Kai Seraph]

What happened to my sistaz? We still got a performance u know, tee hee!

[Kalen]

Oh, you betcha! *pees on himself and everyone within 10 feet*

[Altaizen]

Nooooooooo My Shoes!!!!!!! Theres piss on them they're ruined!
*Runs of in a corner and cries*

[Relena Peacecraft]

Wheeeee! Our performance will be great! :) :) :)

I just can't wwaaaiiiittt....

*giggles*

[Shlup]

*hides from Ike*

Looks like someone needs to learn to tame their one-eyed monster. xD

Eww, I hate it when people call it that.

[Halan]

*pees on Ike from a distance*

[Collector]

You men are so disgusting!

[Kalen]

I can't control it! Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeee......

[Kai Seraph]

We Sistaz Mayonnaise are about to have a concert in the #eoff chatroom soon so come check us out! *giggles*

[Shlup]

*climbs on some obscure rooftop and pisses on the crowd alla John Lennon*

I gotta stop drinking do much manly Gatorade.

[Halan]

*gets some girl to smack Ike's out of control hose*

*pees up towards Shlup*

[Relena Peacecraft]

You guys are sick!!! Put the mouse back in the house! I'm tried of cleaning up your urine everywhere, tee hee.

[Shlup]

*gets a squirt on his Limp Bizkit T-shirt*

*gives up and goes to watch lesbian porn*

[Kalen]

Thankya! *goes off with the girl that smacked his hose*

[Halan]

Lesbian porn......mmm tempting....

*goes and gets drunk at a sleazy bar*

[Ashi]

Originally posted by Colleen
You men are so disgusting!

C'mon, babe. We aren't all disgusting.

Say, why don't you come with me for some coffee? I even have table manners. ^_~

[Halan]

Originally posted by Ted

C'mon, babe. We aren't all disgusting.


We're not?

[Ashi]

Originally posted by Hal


We're not?


Sshh!! I'm trying to get a date here!

[Halan]

Right right....sorry

[Kalen]

*burps* Get one for me too.

[Halan]

Man Ike! What happened to the girl I got for you?

[Kai Seraph]

*sends random winks flying throughout the place*

[Ashi]

Hal! You get girls?

Why didn't you say so the first place? Get me a girl, too, then.

<B>Edit:</b> Is that a girl I see?

[Altaizen]

Are all you guys think about girls????

[Shlup]

"Wanna get coffee?" = "Wanna have sex?"

It's a well-known rule. Or was I not supposed to give that away? Nuts.

Hey Katie, wanna have coffee with me? I gotta 8-incher and I can whinnie like a horse, cowgirl.

[Halan]

Sorry Ted, Ike needed help with his out of control penis...*shoves Katie_Seraph towards you* there

[Collector]

Say, why don't you come with me for some coffee? I even have table manners. ^_~
*swoon*

[Ashi]

Originally posted by Andrea
Are all you guys think about girls????

We think about Vodka, too ...

<B>Colleen:</b> Was that a yes?

[Halan]

And sex...sex too

[Daryl]

*shakes his head, picks up his bass guitar and exits -- stage left*

[Ashi]

w00t!

Tis my lucky night, eh. *dances*

[Halan]

*trips Ted and laughs*

Man...that was funny...

*pisses on a copcar and gets arrested*

Well...I guess thats all from me tonite, i'll be spending the night in a jail cell with some husky man who might(probably) anal rape me *shudders*

[Ashi]

*Laughs, too*

Well, if the girl kicks me out; can I come watch?

[Shlup]

*pisses one more time on Ted before tucking her penis away for now to go work on an English paper*

[Halan]

Sure, you can watch and video tape it, as long as I get some of the money you make off selling it.

[eestlinc]

*shakes head in disapproval*

I'm already a famous male poet, the sequel to a famous composer, the wife of Dr. Unne, and a crossdressing pirate.

*wins*

edit that was my 1000th post

*wins again*

[Ashi]

Right. *Gets the cam ready*

You get, say, 50% >=).

*Is pissed on* *Pisses back* ?

[Kai Seraph]

Hey there boys *wink wink*

[Relena Peacecraft]

For those of ya who couldn't make it, here's a transcript of our performance. Sistaz Mayonnaise forevaire!

[22:42:51] (Katie) Well, we're only here for a short while, so we decided to perform one of our favourite hits!
[22:43:19] (Katie) Yes, the single which topped the Uk, Us, Australian, New Zealand, Asian, European...*gets hit by brick*
[22:43:32] (Natalie) *sets down remaining bricks*
[22:43:52] (Andrea) OOC: prepared to get lamed
[22:44:49] (Katie) OOC: yeah very lamed.
[22:45:07] (Natalie) OOC: very very lamed
[22:45:16] (Katie) Anyway, here's our featured single "Very Un-Independent Women Part 101"!
[22:45:44] (Katie) Let's hit it boyz!
[22:45:48] (Katie) i mean girlz!
[22:46:06] (Andrea) Question: Tell me what you think about me I Steal my own diamonds and I Steal my own rings Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely When it's all over please get up and leave. Question: Tell me how you feel about this Try to control me boy you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh and I fruad my own bills Always 0/100in relationships
[22:46:18] (Katie) OOC: Andy....
[22:46:37] (Ted) W00t w00t! Go girls!
[22:46:39] (Katie) OOC: XD XD XD
[22:46:55] (Natalie) The boots on my toes
[22:46:57] (Natalie) I stole them
[22:47:04] (Natalie) The thong I'm wearing
[22:47:07] (Natalie) I've stole it.
[22:47:14] * [TrAgEdY] is not here
[22:47:21] (Natalie) The stone I'm stoning'
[22:47:24] (Natalie) "Cause I depend on my mother
[22:47:32] (Natalie) If I wanted the watch you're wearin'
[22:47:38] (Natalie) I'll rip it off your arm
[22:47:45] (Natalie) The shack that i live in
[22:47:48] (Natalie) I stole it
[22:47:56] (Natalie) The truck i'm driving
[22:47:57] (Andrea) *shakes arse*
[22:47:57] (Natalie) I stole it
[22:48:04] (Natalie) I depend on my mother
[22:48:17] (Natalie) (I depend on my mother)
[22:48:33] (Katie) *my turn*
[22:48:41] (Ted) The Destiny's child's version of Lady Marmalade.
[22:48:43] (Katie) All the women who are un-independent
[22:49:01] (Katie) throw your rings up at me
[22:49:08] (Katie) All the honeys who makin' money
[22:49:13] (Katie) Give the money to me
[22:49:18] (Kalenisis) Night.
[22:49:24] (Katie) All the mommas who profit dollas
[22:49:27] (Katie) OOC: night Kalen
[22:49:29] (Kalenisis) *flees*
[22:49:33] *** Kalenisis (Kalenisis@FFChat-23567.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Leaving: )
[22:49:36] (Katie) Give your dollas to me
[22:49:43] (Katie) All the ladies who truly feel me
[22:49:55] (Katie) Just don't get all dirty
[22:50:21] (Cougar) away@sleep/12:52a P:On-L:On
[22:51:05] (Andrea) OOC:Prepared to really be lamed by my next line
[22:51:06] (Andrea) Girl I didn't know you could get up like that Cindy, how your Devils get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get up like that Cindy, how your devils get down like that
[22:51:31] (Natalie) *my turn w00t!*
[22:51:41] (Natalie) Tell me how you feel about this
[22:51:51] (Natalie) Who would I need if I woudl wanna die
[22:52:01] (Natalie) I didn't work and I sacrificed my mom
[22:52:10] (Natalie) Ladies, it's easy being dependent
[22:52:30] (Natalie) Question: How'd you like this knowledge I dont' have
[22:52:41] (Natalie) Beatin' on that ash that he gave you is to front
[22:52:52] (Andrea) OOC:this is spam
[22:52:54] (Natalie) If you're gonna brag, flaunt your daddy's money.
[22:53:02] (Natalie) Depend on your parents to give you everything!
[22:53:15] (Katie) The shoes on my feet
[22:53:19] (Katie) I stole it
[22:53:25] (Katie) The bikini i'm wearing
[22:53:29] (Katie) I stole it
[22:53:35] (Katie) The stone i'm stonin'
[22:53:42] *** Katie was kicked by irc.ffchat.net (Flooding (Limit is 5 lines per 8 seconds))
[22:53:47] * [TrAgEdY] thinks this could be the end of this server
[22:53:50] (Andrea) OOC:HAHAHAHAHA
[22:53:56] *** Katie (SeR4pH-X@165.21.308.2190) has joined #eoff
[22:53:58] * [TrAgEdY] prays
[22:54:00] (Katie) OOC: oops.
[22:54:04] (Ted) Aww, poor Katie.
[22:54:09] (Andrea) OOC: this IS the end of this server
[22:54:17] (Katie) If I wanted that underwear
[22:54:24] * Andrea OOC:prays he doesn't get banned
[22:54:30] * Andrea err she*
[22:54:34] (Katie) I'd strip u and get it all.
[22:54:43] (Katie) The house I lived in
[22:54:50] (Katie) I burgled it
[22:54:55] (Ted) W000t! Strip! Strip!
[22:55:01] (Ted) Take it off, darling!
[22:55:04] (Katie) The car I'm driving
[22:55:14] (Katie) I snagged it
[22:55:22] * Andrea takes of top but doesn't show her boobs
[22:55:27] (Katie) I depend on my momma (I depend on my momma)
[22:55:29] * Natalie takes it all off!
[22:55:42] (Andrea) All the women who are un-independent Throw your rings up at me All the honeys who makin money Give all your money to meAll the mommas who profit dollas Throw your dollas up at me All the ladies who truly feel me Just don't get dirty
[22:55:47] (Katie) OOC: Whoa at Aex.
[22:55:54] * Andrea also takes it all off
[22:56:24] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
[22:56:37] (Natalie) Billy, how your Devils be lame like that
[22:56:38] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
[22:56:39] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
[22:56:41] (Natalie) Billy, how your Devils be lame like that
[22:56:46] (Natalie) OOC: D'oh
[22:57:12] (Katie) Sistaz Mayonnaise's Child
[22:57:17] (Katie) Wazz Down?
[22:57:29] (Katie) You outta the nba?
[22:57:31] * [TrAgEdY] thinks the end is near
[22:57:36] (Katie) Not 'nuff
[22:57:44] * Andrea Ooc:hopes this is the end
[22:58:01] (Katie) We'll strip pple off Sistaz style
[22:58:08] ([TrAgEdY]) i'm just so young *cries*
[22:58:52] (Ted) Hey Trag.
[22:58:57] (Ted) *whisper* which girl do you want?
[22:59:04] (Andrea) Child of Destiny un-Independent beauty Noone else can steal from me, Billy Devils
[22:59:14] (Natalie) Whoa!
[22:59:19] * Andrea OOC:Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:59:21] (Natalie) All the girlz who are un-independent
[22:59:25] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
[22:59:34] (Natalie) All the bees who don't work
[22:59:39] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
[22:59:51] * Andrea crys like hell
[22:59:59] (Natalie) All the mommas who steal dollas
[23:00:03] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
[23:00:10] (Natalie) All the ladies who truly feel me.
[23:00:11] ([TrAgEdY]) *whispers Ted* can't choose any.. kinda hard decision
[23:00:12] (Ted) Awww, Anrea's crying. *Comforts*
[23:00:15] (Natalie) Man, that feels good.
[23:00:21] (Katie) Gay, I didn't know you could do it like that
[23:00:21] (Katie) Billy, how could u let us get done like that
[23:00:33] (Katie) (repeats until fade)
[23:00:34] (Natalie) *repeats until fade*
[23:00:42] (Natalie) *dies*

[Altaizen]

WAAAAAA !!!!!!
Oh well whats done is done
*hides in corner*

[Kai Seraph]

Yes, what a brilliant performance by the Sistaz Mayonnaise...*gets hit by brick* Thank u for coming to the concert! We hope u enjoyed it! *Flies off to New York to perform*

[Rainecloud]

Curse these infernal time-zones. I can't believe you've managed to have a 10 page long discussion whilst I was sleeping...and look, I've missed all the fun.

This opposite-gender stuff sounds rather interesting to say the least. If any moderator has a suitable alternative to my current forum name, please feel free to change it. I can't think of anything myself...

*Winks at Wyll*

[Squally Leonharty]

*pretends to be a girl*

Ooooohhh! When I was sleeping, 10 pages just appeared!! How cute! ^_^

Oh, ohh! Can I still be horny?? I mean, as in a very horny girl! :D

*jumps up and down*
*then moves her breasts*

Whooo! :D :p

[Ashi]

*Looks at Rinoa-y*

How YOU doin'?

[crono_logical]

<FONT SIZE="7"><BIG><B>O_o
O_o
O_o</B></BIG></FONT>

So this is the reason for all the sudden gender changes in names, eh? I've never seen a thread grow this quickly before :p

Sorry, but I don't feel like acting as a female, thank you :)

[Squally Leonharty]

*giggles at Ted*

Heehee! *huggles Ted a lot* :D

Oh, oh! Crono! *patpats you* ;) :p

[Ashi]

So, I was just gonna head back to my place and get something to drink. Wanna come with me, Rinoa-y?

I would like to get to know you better; if that's alright.

*Pinches Rinoa'y's arse*

[Rainecloud]

These mammaries are uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how you females cope with these obtrusive things bouncing about in your face all day long. Don't get me wrong, I like them, but I wouldn't want to permanently wear them...

*Puts on some glitter and eye-shadow*

[Squally Leonharty]

Originally posted by Ted
So, I was just gonna head back to my place and get something to drink. Wanna come with me, Rinoa-y?

I would like to get to know you better; if that's alright.

*Pinches Rinoa'y's arse*

Heehee! Sure! :) *patpats you*

Oooh, you little naughty boy! Pinching my cute arse, huh?? ^_~ *does the same to you* ;)

[crono_logical]

What the heck, my avatar's already female ;)

*huggles everybody 'til they're blue*

[Ashi]

*Turns blue and can't breath anymore*

[Del Murder]

*buys a whole bunch of clothes*

I have nothing to wear!!!

*buys a whole bunch of makeup*

I'm so ugly! Why can't I be pretty?

I'm so broke. It's so hard to just live off the <i>essentials</i>. Daddy...

[Mikztsu]

Oooh, all you sexy guys.:love::love::love: Tee-hee!

Oopsies, well I've gots to be goies now.:( VuVViES!!!

[Zell]

*runs all over to find shops that have lots of useless stuff to buy* Hmm... I think I need one of those too *takes all sorts of thingies*

[Spatvark]

I always wanted a pair of these... *fondles own breasts* Hmm... doesn't seem quite as fun as I'd imagined... *hikes up bra strap* and these things are very uncomfortable...

Oh well... at least I get to have multiple orgasms... *goes off to experiment*

[Squally Leonharty]

Zell!! *runs to Zell* I <font color="pink"><b>wuv</b></font> you soooo much!! *huggles you to death* Poke my b00bies! You know you wanna!!















:p

[Rirse]

Had I been drugged, because I seemed to missed a lot while I was out and gone for two weeks. What happen, did the world blow up in a week.

[Cute&Dangerous]

*agrees* I haven't seen a threat grow so fast in twenty-four hours lately. It just shows what our real intertests are. ^_^

*rubs his hands together* :joey: *chases YOU*


Don't you hate pants?

[Zell]

Originally posted by Rinoa-y Heartilly-y
Zell!! *runs to Zell* I <font color="pink"><b>wuv</b></font> you soooo much!! *huggles you to death* Poke my b00bies! You know you wanna!!


:p
Umm... Thanks, but no thanks.

[Squally Leonharty]

Awww, how cute!! ^_^;; Zell doesn't wanna admit that he'd love to!! C'mon, Zell, don't deny it! You know you wanna! ^_~

[Spatvark]

Dr Unnesse, us girls have got to stick together... *starts developing lesbian tendencies to DR Unnesse* :joey:

[Zell]

Aw... Well, if you say so. *pokes*

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*giggles*

Ain't I a silly girl to have this thread back?
Tee hee hee

[Agent Proto]

*giggles* Yes Mistress Vivi. ^^

[Squally Leonharty]

Originally posted by Zell
Aw... Well, if you say so. *pokes*

Ahhhh!! Zell poked me!! *cries* Why did you do that, you big meany!? :crying: :(














;)

[Agent Proto]

What's the big deal Rinoa-y? *pokes b00bs*

[Kalen]

Originally posted by Aardula
Dr Unnesse, us girls have got to stick together... *starts developing lesbian tendencies to DR Unnesse* :joey:

Ooooo...*gets ready to take pictures*

*slides over to Mistress Vivi* Hey, girlie. ;)

*pokes Agent Penny in the b00b*

lalala

[Pancaek]

*snif* I thought Unnesse and I had something going together... T_T

...I'll always love you, Unnesse!

[Dr Unne]

How many times to I have to tell you people, I'm not that kind of girl. *assumes innocent look*

[Pancaek]

You mean, you really ARE running off with that Aardula? T_T

[Danni]

Whoa Skyler... way harsh.
*comforts you in a hug free guy sort of way, does the little chin lift thing*

[Spatvark]

Keep your hands off my Unnesse! She's mine... we're lesbian lovers!

[Pancaek]

Why didn't you tell me?

(Thanks, Dex. *chin lift thing*)

[Kalen]

*kicks the other guys away*

*slides over to Unnesse*

Hey, baby. I'm sorry, were they bothering you? *holds Unnesse tight*

[Dr Unne]

I'm not a lesbian! Where do you people come up with this stuff? *indignant glare* I said I'm not that kind of girl.

EDIT: *slaps KalanIke* I don't know how girls put up with this.

[Pancaek]

*is kicked*

I must leave now... but I'll get you someday! I'll get you all!

*rides off in his shiny red Camaro with luxurious backseat upholstery* *takes Unnesse with him?*

[Citizen Bleys]

There's one for the quote file.

[Kalen]

Aww, I'm sorry, Unnesse.......Heeey, Bleys, you're lookin' sexay. *winks*

[Danni]

Wow, Kal's quite the pimp. :D

good job dude. ;)

[Dr Unne]

*beheads Bleys, HARD*

It's no fun being a girl. No fun at all.

[Citizen Bleys]

2 in 1 day! I think this one's going into Shouben Densetsu.

[Dr Unne]

...

[Kalen]

*chuckles manly like*

[Halan]

*gets busted out of jail by some hooker name Chloe*

Hey ladies, I have returned *does the chin lift thing*

[Danni]

Hal, that hooker was really Unnesse in disguise. :eek:

[Awrini]

Change Me nick to Enana to make me feminine.... w00t....

*wishes to join in on the madness*

[Halan]

Really? I thought she looked familiar.

*slides over to Unnesse*

How you doin? :joey:

[Kalen]

Back off, Hal. Unnesse's <i>mine</i>. >=|

[Endless]

<font color=pink>I thought I was yours, Ike?

*cries*

[Halan]

*shoves Ike* says who? She busted me outta jail, what has she done for you?

[Danni]

*hands Mistress Vivi a tissue*

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*takes tissue*

*sniffles*

[Kalen]

*gets in Hal's face* Me and Unnesse had a one secret night together...

*takes Vivi over to the side* Let's get together later. *wink*

[Zell]

Hmm... And now we're fighting over each other aren't we?


I like it!!!:D

[Agent Proto]

Hehe. *goes to "play" with herself*

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*slaps Ike's face*

I know you just look at me as a toy!

*runs over to dexter*

[Del Murder]

All I want is a guy to buy me a whole bunch of stuff and shower me with love and then expect nothing in return.

I'm so humble.

Guys, share your feelings with us! Then we can cuddle.

[Daryl]

*re-enters the thread to make fun of his fellow men, fighting over the ladies*

Hm...


*resumes corner-sitting, and plucking random notes on his bass guitar*


I had no idea that "chin lift greeting thing" would become so popular. Heh.

[Danni]

hmm.. changed your mind since yesterday Sweetie? It's a lil late for that tho, even tho you are cute.

*points to his hand*

But vivi, don't be too sad.. Look.. Darrel's back. ;)

[Agent Proto]

Oooh. Darrell. *flutters eyes* Could you play me a song. :D

[Zell]

Hmm... I don't feel very feminine for some reason. I wonder what that could be...?

[Rainecloud]

You're all disgusting perverts.

*Slaps everyone in a feminine way*

Hands off my pleasantly plump arse.

[Rydia of Mist]

*walks around the corner* Oh wow, even more ladies! Is this an orgy? *drool* ;D~~~0

[Zell]

I suddenly feel more feminine... *pokes her boobs*

[Rydia of Mist]

Hey there, let me help you with that, Hazell baby... ;)

[Danni]

.. an orgy?

:DSweeeeeeet!!:D

*sets up video camera and plans ways to market the eoff pron* xD

[Daryl]

Sure thing, baby. *plays a song for Penny*

[ChibiRinoa]

*walks back in* Hey guys! *chin lift thing* 'S up?
Ooh, do I see some cute girls in here or what? :D

[Danni]

Hey Ryan. *chin lift things back*

ooo.. ritacloud.. *patpats her nice arse*

[Agent Proto]

Orgy? Eeew. I want in!

[ChibiRinoa]

Hey Darrell, what's that song you're playin there? Sounds good, man!

OMG I can't believe it! Last night this was only 3 pages!!! xD

[Danni]

wow.. Toll Booth chicks are kinkay. :whoa:

[Rainecloud]

Now we just need to bring in the Goats from that shed the Goatsec party members are using - then we can engage in unhealty, immoral practices!

*r0x0r*

[ChibiRinoa]

Oh, Rita!! I never expected you to be like that! I like it! :joey:

[Rainecloud]

There's plenty more where that came from Ryan, my horny little item of great desirability.

*Grabs ChibiRyan's leg*

[Altaizen]

*sits back and watches*
Does everything revolve around sex???

[ChibiRinoa]

Ergh, don't touch my leg! Gods, I was just kidding, girl! Didn't think you'd take it that seriously! You are one horny little gal, ya know that? Hot, no doubt, but way too horny for my taste! xD

*detects some ooc behaviour in "rita" xD

[Awrini]

*Walks around flaunting her cool migetness....*

Hey i heard something about some sort of orgy...

[Squally Leonharty]

Ooooohhh!! ChibiRyan!!! :D *huggles you so much* Tee-hee! ^_^;; Wanna go out with me?? I wuvvie you soooooo much!! ;)

[chionos]

*tee-hee*

ummmm
does this shirt make me look fat?
is my ass too big?
is my left boob bigger than my right one?

*tee-hee*

whatcha lookin at me like that for, rufio?
what was that?
do i want to ride your harley?
you'll even let me shift your gears?
well, golly. of course i'll ride you, i mean your bike, rufio.
it would be my pleasure. just be careful. i've never ridden a bike as ummmm, BIG as yours before, so go slow at first. let me get used to it. 'k? wait. where ya going, baby? wha-wha...

*pouts*

*cries*

*gets mauled by all the philanderers trying to take advantage of her vulnerability*

leave me alone, you perverts!

goes and sits by darrell. hi. that's a nice trumpet you're playing. know any songs by kenny g? he gives me googlies.

Can i touch it? huh? oh, no no...the trumpet...

[Spatvark]

Orgy! Not with you disgusting men! I only do ladies! *plans a lesbian orgy*

[ChibiRinoa]

*waches Rinoa-y, amused*

Hehe, hey there pretty lil' girl. Sure I'll go out with ya.

*walks her up to his little red car*

Heh. she may not look like much, this car, but wait till you drive her! :D

[Squally Leonharty]

Wooooow! What a nice car!! Can I drive it?? Please??? ^_^;;

[Agent Proto]

I can go both way. :joey: *embraces aardula and does some kinky things with her*

[Awrini]

*hugs herself to stop feeling lonely then falls asleep*

[Jessicat]

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
*stuffs piles and piles of cotton down shirt*

*stuffs piles and piles of cotton down trousers*

Hey laydees come check ME out!

*winks*

[Danni]

*scratches himself*

I wonder where my Wife is .. hmm... *shrugs*

Holy cow.. that toll booth chick again.. :eek:

[Squally Leonharty]

I take it as a "yes". :D

*drives the car*
*goes to a place where's no one*

Heehee! We're alone now!! ^_^;;; Guess what we're gonna do?? ;)

[Erdrick the Hero]

Here i am my sweet sexy hubby

do you need anything cleaned?

[ChibiRinoa]

*takes Rinoa-y in his arms and looks deep into her eyes* You are one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen.

[Awrini]

*tries various things to appear taller and sexay*

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*feels alone*

[Danni]

nope, not right now baby.

but DAMN, that outfit looks good on you.. but it'd look 10 times better on my floor. :joey:

[Altaizen]

*Also feels alones*

this is just sterotype

[Erdrick the Hero]

mmmm... where should we go today? home or is another closet good enough?

[Danni]

Why go anywhere else when I have a groovy car? :D

*pulls her into the backseat and does naughty things*

[Rydia of Mist]

*waxes motorcycle* I know you're my best friend, Harley. Heh heh... *wax*

Try and keep it clean for the most part, folks. K? ;) Innuendo=good; Explicit detail=bad

[Awrini]

*Is Very Lonely*

[Erdrick the Hero]

*is enjoying herself*

[Danni]

falls out of the car and fixes his pants* Holy.. I just had the BEST song idea ever!!!

*plops down and writes*

[Erdrick the Hero]

HEY! I'm not finished

*grabs Dexter by the collar and throws him back into the car*

*several minutes pass and a hand is slaped against a foggy window and streaks down titanic style*

[Squally Leonharty]

Originally posted by ChibiRyan
*takes Rinoa-y in his arms and looks deep into her eyes* You are one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen.

*giggles*

Thankies so much! :) You're one of the cutest guys I've ever seen!! *huggles* :joey:

[Danni]

Wow.. what a persistant woman. O.o

[Erdrick the Hero]

*giggle* you so sexy, i can't help myself

you can go write your song now, i need some time to recover

*Cuddles with herself in the back seat of the car*

[ChibiRinoa]

Hehe... *gives Rinoa-y huggles, like she's never had them before!* ;)

[Squally Leonharty]

Yaaaaaaay!! ^_^ He loves me!! HE LOVES ME!! *does kinky things with ChibiRyan*

I love you too!!!




(psssst... thanks for not kicking me out of the window. :p ;))

Unfortunately, I must go now. :( I'll do it later, sweety! You can have a break now! :D :p

[ChibiRinoa]

*takes a break*

Gods, that woman is too much to handle at times! :D

So, anyway...*wonders what other girls are here presently*

[Altaizen]

*spends 1 hour puting on make up and goes searching for a guy*

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*walks to ChibiRyan and caresses his cheek*

[Rinoabella]

<font color=#FFCCFF>hehe you guys are all funny :laugh: I remember a few of us did this last year. I think I must be the only girl here, who is still a girl O_o

[Rydia of Mist]

Not for long, Rinoabella... ;)

Yo, Rinoabiff! 'Sup?

[Danni]

Good Job Rufio

*kisses Elizabeth's forehead*
*writes some more*

[Halan]

*shuffles back in smacking a few butts on the way in*

Hey, whats up guys

*chin lift thing*

[Danni]

yo Hal. *chin lift thing*

*pees in the shrubery*

[Rydia of Mist]

Yo, Hal. *chin lift thing, squinting slightly to make it "cool"*

[Halan]

I thought the squint was already included.

[ChibiRinoa]

*comes to his senses* Hi there, Vivi-girl! Can't keep your hands off my handsome face, eh? ;)

[Rydia of Mist]

Originally posted by Hal
I thought the squint was already included.

Not always, man! It's an <I>art</I>, I tell ya!

[Halan]

Well, I usually have the squint there because I'm just naturally that cool. :D

[Endless]

<font color=pink>Well, I'm going to take a shower.

*g*


Don't try to peek, k?
You'd fell for my sexxee bodee.

[m4tt]

<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">*blows a kiss to Hal* teehee *^^*

[Collector]

<font color="pink">All this squinting is getting me hot.</font>

[Altaizen]

Originally posted by Mistress Vivi
<font color=pink>Well, I'm going to take a shower.

*g*


Don't try to peek, k?
You'd fell for my sexxee bodee.

it's Aardula you should worry about
and thats just asking to get peeped on



*sighs* so many guys and they're all taken

[Halan]

Oo, theres my gal

*straightens up and chin lift/squints*

how you doin?

[Agent Proto]

Hehe. ^^ *peeks*

[Rydia of Mist]

*opens wallet to look at a picture of his girlfriend* Ah, baby... You'll always be the one for...

*sees Mistress Vivi get into the shower*

...me-ow! *stares*

[Danni]

Hmm Elizabeth left for class and home work.. now how to entertain myself....
:D

*sets up live video feed to Mistress Vivi's shower*

[Dew Drop]

<font color="pink">*Arrives*

Haha! I'm still a girl! Even if I was a made a guy would I have to be "Tonnikins" or something?

^^

<font color="white">if I'm gonna be a guy gotta quit with the pinkness!

*Chin squint things like the others*

[Danni]

'S up newcomer?

I'm sure Rufio will provide a name for you. ;)

[Halan]

Bwahaha, I know something that you all do not. Matilda is also in the shower...hahaha!

*looks at screen that is linked to the hidden camera's in Matilda's bathroom*

[Daryl]

Originally posted by christine
goes and sits by darrell. hi. that's a nice trumpet you're playing. know any songs by kenny g? he gives me googlies.


*arches a brow* My dear girl, this is a bass guitar. I don't play trumpet. *patpats*


*looks around cooly, offering chin-lift greeings to the guys, and smiles and winks to the ladies, before walking off*

[m4tt]

<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">*throws a towel over the camera in her bathroom* ;)

[Halan]

Damnit, I can never get any good action

[Dew Drop]

WAAAAAAAHHH! Tuffikills? That's no good! Guys don't get called Tuffikills!

Oh well! :joey:

*Chin lifts to all the guys, winks at Mistress Vivi*

[Danni]

heh.. vivi's in the shower, but you're more than welcome to watch on this nifty big screen tv. ;)

[Elephant Man]

sup! i'm one of those manly-like women.

[Halan]

*flops down on the couch to watch Vivi and adjusts*

Nice

[Ally]

*turns into Allen and struts in*

'Sup. *nods to all the d00dz and pats a few random girls' arses*

[Altaizen]

Originally posted by Elephant Lady
sup! i'm one of those manly-like women.

<font color=pink> *looks at avatar* two words...Jenny Craig

[Dew Drop]

*Watches T.V*

Hmm...

*Manly chin stroking and manly lady oggling*

Hmm indeed!

*Changes font manly blue!*

[Rinoabella]

<font color=#FFCCFF>Ryd- I mean, Rufio! You...you did something to me! :whoa: *dies*

[Elephant Man]

i wonder if any guy would date me...i'm so fat and all. and ugly too.:(

[Danni]

*nifty chin lift squint to the new d00ds*

*adjusts*

yes.. yes he did Biff. :p

[Mikztsu]

Hewwwoo all, meep is backies.:love:

Well, I've gots to be goies again lol I luv you byes. VuVVies.

[Danni]

Wow.. who's that sexy vixen who just left?

*turns head to stare at her ass as she leaves*

Daaaamn. :eek:

[Dew Drop]

*Chins lifts to vivi video then slaps Mikaelaztsu arse, Acts like Mikael*

[Ally]

Yes, that Mikaelaztsu has a niiiiiiiiiice arse. *rawr*

*grabs a bowl of popcorn and watches the TV*

:D

[Halan]

*falls asleep on the couch*

[Mikztsu]

Meep is still here! :love:

*shakes her cute ass a little*

[Halan]

*wakes up*

Shake dat ass!

*pinches Mikaelaztsu's butt*

[Loony BoB]

Eeeeeep! I've been gone way too long. Don't forget about me, boyees!

[Ally]

*licks BaBs*

[Danni]

Me-ow baybee!

Mikaelaztsu's so hot. *drools*

*winks at her in a manly seductive way*

[Kalen]

*slides over to Mikaelaztsu* Yo, chicka, you be lookin' gooood. *puts on his cool shades*

[ChibiRinoa]

Yes, contrary to popular belief, I'm actually still here. Well, I was kinda gone there for a while, but I'm back now!

Hey there, Mika! *playfully messes her hair*

[Halan]

*walks over to Babs*

how you doin? :joey:

[Danni]

*puts mika on his lap* How ya doin sweetie?

[Mikztsu]

*giggles and blushes*

You silly fellas! :love:

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Allen
*licks BaBs*

*licks Allen's tongue*

[Danni]

:love:

*hugs Mika*

You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. ;)

[Ally]

w00t! *tongue-licking*

:joey:

[Halan]

First of all I would like to say that I don't know how to do the OOC: pretty picture thing. So I will just say: Mik I love your avatar xD
__________

*yells at Babs* I see how it is!!

*storms off to a corner*

[Mikztsu]

*giggles*

Thankies Dexter!:love:

By the way, I prefer name Mikaela. Mika is a male name.:( Meep not like it.

[Kalen]

So, Mikeala, wanna go for a ride in my new car? ;)

[Rirse]

I would say something funny here, but since it appears all members have me on ignore, I will just say nothing and get drunk.

[Kalen]

*slides over to DeBlood* Hey, honey. I'm not gunna ignore you. *tightly hugs* ;P

[Danni]

:beer:

Cheers Gosalyn! :D

*laughs because of Ike's keen womanizing abilities*

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Hal
*walks over to Babs*

how you doin? :joey:

A little tongue tied ;) But otherwise fine. Yourself? I loooooooove that hair. Guys with long hair always make me so... eeep! Hehe... *blushes*

[Altaizen]

Everyones got someone but me, oh well.
*goes to beach*

[Mikztsu]

EEEP!:whoa: :love:

*goes to the ride with Kalenike and grabs Gosalyn DeBlood with her*

[Kalen]

*sleezy look*Oh, yeaaahhhh. We're gunna have lot of fun, ladies. :love:

[Rirse]

*takes over the wheel and throws Mikalaztsu in front of Mad Man Wyllius' workshop of DEATH* Now to enjoy Kalike in peace.

[Ally]

Oooh, beach. >=D *follows Andrea*

[Mikztsu]

:mad2: *jumps back and starts clawing and pulling Gosalyn's hair*

Don't you ever whine people ignoting y00p anymore, bitch!!!

[Danni]

*wonders whatever happened to Mikaela*

[Seifer]

I disapprove of this thread. I hope you all know just how wrong and messed up this whole thread is.

*laughs at you all* I'm ruining your fun! Nana!

*walks off before a name change happens* They'll never change me! Not that it really matters. :p

*has just realized the mistake he made posting in this thread*

At least I won't have to alter my avatar. xD

[Kalen]

Now now, chickies. There's plenty of Ikey to go around *pets his women* ;) *cool shades*

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Hal

*yells at Babs* I see how it is!!

*storms off to a corner*

Sowwy Hal. I really do like you... you know that. Those big eyes... mmm! :)

That guy just totally left me and went off to the beach... that's twice I've been ditched! And man, it's so hot today. I need to cool off. Nothing's going right! *storms off to another corner*

[Rirse]

Mwhahuahuahu, now to show you my true powers*summons the Gollum*. Eat his flesh my pet.

Gollum: My perious will enjoy your death*kills Mika*.

[Mikztsu]

Meep is here having ride with Kalenike, Dexter. :love: Vuvvies. *waves from the window*

[Ally]

*drags BaBs to the beach with him*

>=D

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*sees the video*

Oooooo

*^_^*

I have such a cute lil' bum...
*wears a close to body not so long nightgown*

[Rirse]

Unoh, I just killed Mika before Kalike said she is available for both of us. Oh well, I guess the Gollum can date the corpse of Mika.

[Altaizen]

*Walk around in a string bikini*

[Danni]

dammit.. another one of my chicks left me.

oo.. Vivi's back!

*snugs* Hey.. you do have quite a nice lil arse. *pats her bottum*

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Allen
*drags BaBs to the beach with him*

>=D

*pouts* I don't like the beach.

[eestlinc]

This is still going on??? Geez.

*is still Catherine Carper*

[Rirse]

HEY! You can't touch another girl arse without asking first. And what happen to Mad Wyllius' lab scene we purpose to have here?

[Kalen]

*barks at Andrea*

[Rirse]

Want me to have Andrea make a little visit to mister Gollum, Kalike*huggles him*?

[Ally]

Ah, that's okay.

*resumes tongue-licking?*

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*winks at dexter*

[Danni]

*smiles at Vivi*
*hugs*

[ChibiRinoa]

*rescues BaBs from the beach*

Pouting doesn't fit your pretty face, honey. *smiles*

[Kalen]

I was just playing around, DeBlood. ;) *hugshugs*

[Blaze Knight]

*does hair flip*
how u guys doin:joey:

[Halan]

*hits a few guys*

What are you doin with Babs, my on-the-side woman!

*gets pissed off and eats some food quickly*

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*hughugs dexter*

[Ally]

*thwacks Hal*

We're licking! ;)

[Danni]

*waxes his shiny car*

[Halan]

Well then get me in on some of the action bro!

[Ally]

Sharing... bah.

[Kalen]

*pees on Hal*

[Danni]

on second thought...

*has vivi wax his car while wearing that short little nightgown*

:love:

[Endless]

<font color=pink>*wax the car*

I don't know if I can reach... *bends a little*

[Halan]

Pfft fine then

*pees on Ike and hits Allen in the nose*

[Kalen]

*takes pictures*

[Danni]

:excited:

ooh la la *drools*

[Ally]

Tch... *shares*

*watches Vivi*

Mmm... niiiiiiice.

[Elephant Man]

uhhhhh............you hot women. when will guys learn to like the fat, ugly women?!