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Endless
12-05-2001, 10:29 PM
In this thread, I don't ask you what you would do if you could have a sex change, but to act as if you already are and always been from the other gender.

Girls: become macho! seduce the girls!
Guys: tease the guys! become sexxee!


I just give you a fair warning: stay in the non vulgar register. We've all seen what happened to the "99 things to do" threads, especially the male part. So, if it degenerates to vulgarity, I'll personaly close it, and any mod/admin around can do the same.

From now on, in this thread, I'm a girl.
*starts*

<font color=pink>
Hey guys!! ^_^
I need to change myself, I'd love to make some shooping and get rid of my old closes.
Dum dum dum...
*hides in a dressing room*
Tee hee hee
*comes back in a black dress*

I like this one, but it's a bit old-fashioned, don't you think? ;)

Elephant Man
12-05-2001, 10:33 PM
ima girl.

who wants to dance with me???? michael jackson is so cute!

*hmmmm....i'm scared now...that isn't much different then the way i act now....:whoa:

Danni
12-05-2001, 10:33 PM
*wonders if that means since she is now male she's spossed to hit on lil miss vivi* yeah.. I think so....

wow, miss vivi... you have the sweetest legs. mm hmm. :love:

*scrathes arse*

Kalen
12-05-2001, 10:34 PM
*walks around with no shirt on*

Yo, baby. *looks at Raf* That's a nice dress ya got on there. *rips it off* Heh heh. *runs*

Endless
12-05-2001, 10:37 PM
<font color=pink>Eeeeeeee!!!!
*wraps her arms around her breasts*

*hides in dressing room again*
*comes back with a blue dress*

*winks at Danni*
*thinks*I have a thing for guys with cute asses... and he has.

Danni
12-05-2001, 10:38 PM
Hey... Raf's mine! *looks at her and drools*

*turns her visor backwards and gives Kalen a dirty look*

Hands off d00d.

*flexes for the ladies*

Kalen
12-05-2001, 10:41 PM
Hey, buddy, you wanna settle this outside? *flexes* Raf's MY chickie.

Doofhull
12-05-2001, 10:42 PM
*leans on a wall all cool-like*
*watches the ladies walk by*
*winks at some*

*adjusts*

<B><FONT SIZE="+2">Beware! You post in this thread, you might just get that sex-change!!</FONT></B>

Spatvark
12-05-2001, 10:42 PM
Becomes female... shouldn't be too much difference

Do you think this is too much mascara?
Does my bum look big in this?
*waxes his bikini line*
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...

Endless
12-05-2001, 10:47 PM
<font color=pink>*has a name change*

Woooo ^_^

Is it for me?

Daryl
12-05-2001, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
EDIT: If people want name changes for this, just ask.


Then there are those of us who's nicks are taken for the wrong gender anyway. >=D

Although, I think it's fair I finally told you all. I didn't choose my nick based on the FFVI character. I really am a guy. Sorry for the deception. *manly pose* Now, if you'll excuse me...


Hey, baby... ;) *flirts with assorted females*

Danni
12-05-2001, 10:48 PM
*tosses Ryd a cool Banana*

*gives Kalen a dirty dirty look*
Let's let the lady decide huh?

*takes off shirt to look more studdly like*

xD

Endless
12-05-2001, 10:53 PM
<font color=pink>Ooooooo

^_^


What about the other guys?

Kalen
12-05-2001, 10:57 PM
*kisses Mistress Vivi till her lips turn blue* Hey there.
*punches Danni in the face* .......OW.

Doofhull
12-05-2001, 10:57 PM
*catches the Cool Banana™*
Yeah... *eats banana*

Jessicat
12-05-2001, 10:59 PM
*poofs and suddenly becomes male*

Wow.... look at my manlyness... *struts around in his boxers*

Spatvark
12-05-2001, 11:02 PM
I'm getting a name change... just waiting for Rufio to rename me...

*changes to female*

Aren't all these men just utter pigs?!
*flicks hair like hair-ad girls*
Oh no! I broke a nail!
*puts on another fake nail, then re-applies make-up*

Danni
12-05-2001, 11:03 PM
*beats Kalen up*

Fine Vivi.. you dirty cheating two timing.. *eyes turn to other ladies* oooh la la. :D

Endless
12-05-2001, 11:07 PM
<font color=pink>*wraps her arms around Kal's neck*
*kisses him*

And he's a good kisser...
*^_^*

Doofhull
12-05-2001, 11:08 PM
*shines his Harley* If there's one thing I love more than women... *wax wax* ...It's lookin' good on my hog. >=]

Danni
12-05-2001, 11:13 PM
ooo.. Harley.. badass.

I gotta go get bigger speakers put in my car now.. I'll be back later. *jumps in his black mustang gt and leaves*

Vincent Valentine
12-05-2001, 11:26 PM
Me? I don't need to act like a woman... I do so anyway... so just talk to me and see for yourself. :tongue:

Big Ogre Umaro
12-05-2001, 11:27 PM
Cripes, not ALL traditions have to come back...*runs away from thread*

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2001, 11:31 PM
*stuffs piles and piles of cotton down shirt*

*flips hair*

I have SUCH a great music video to go with this thread, but it's a rather large upload, and I've got no account to put it on :(

(Note: I meant the song "I'm a Blonde" set to an anime video track; it's hilarious. You can ask Melted Snowman or Scottie in a few weeks; they're both getting the video on their CD's)

Spatvark
12-05-2001, 11:33 PM
That wasn't running BOU, that was skipping!

Dee
12-05-2001, 11:57 PM
People here already mistake me for a guy. I don't even have to try. ^^

Loony BoB
12-06-2001, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Aardula
That wasn't running BOU, that was skipping!

And honey, you really should wear a sports bra. I mean... mmm.

Oooh, Rufio... take me for a ride? *bashfulness*

Endless
12-06-2001, 12:17 AM
<font color=pink>Nonononono...

I'm the queen, so I get to ride with Rufio. Or with Kal, maybe. *wink wink*

Loony BoB
12-06-2001, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Mistress Vivi
<font color=pink>Nonononono...

I'm the queen, so I get to ride with Rufio. Or with Kal, maybe. *wink wink*

You take Kal. I hear he's not 100% male... *disgusted look*

Rufio! Come to meeeeeeeeeeeee! ^_^;;;

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 12:31 AM
Hey hey hey, girls! There's plenty of Rufio to go around! >=] *flexes*

Loony BoB
12-06-2001, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Rufio of Mist
Hey hey hey, girls! There's plenty of Rufio to go around! >=] *flexes*

Yeah, and I'll take this bit... *grabs Rufio's ass and moves him towards his harley* Now, Rufio... drive.

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 12:46 AM
Oh ho! Frisky! *straddles Harley* Hop on, baby. ;)

ChibiRinoa
12-06-2001, 12:50 AM
*enters thread, looks around, sees the madness*

*changes*

Hey there. 'S up, Kal? :D

Loony BoB
12-06-2001, 12:54 AM
Wheeeeeeeeeee! This is sooooo co- *sees the puddle up ahead* :eek:

*rides through it*

RUFIO! What have you done? My bootleg pants... I paid $140 for these!

Wyllius
12-06-2001, 12:55 AM
May as Well

*Female Suit*


'ello.

Halan
12-06-2001, 01:17 AM
Wyllius as a girl, that has got to be the funniest damn thing.

*puts on some baggy pants, a grungy t-shirt, and puts a hat on backwards to cover bedhead and puts on some sunglasses and listens to Insane Clown Posse*

......hey

*bobs head a bit to sound of music*

musashius
12-06-2001, 01:29 AM
I... um... think Matt's hot?
<font color="#DBDBDB">*is terrible at being a female*
*flashes the men?*

Cute&Dangerous
12-06-2001, 01:35 AM
O_o

*sings that song "I am a man"*

Wait.... do guys enjoy singing? *meh*

musashius
12-06-2001, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Cute&Dangerous
O_o

*sings that song "I am a man"*

Wait.... do guys enjoy singing? *meh*

<font color="#DBDBDB">I do.
Man... I feel like a woman. *guitars*

Oh wait. I'm a gerl.

Well gee, don't you think that Mushy is extremely h0t?

EDIT: Macho&Dangerous? Oh dear.

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 01:40 AM
*parks Harley* Sorry, BaBs, honey... Them's the breaks, huh? *spits*

Cute&Dangerous
12-06-2001, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Maken X
Well gee, don't you think that Mushy is extremely h0t?

Oh I know!
waiiiit.....?

musashius
12-06-2001, 01:40 AM
Meghan X? *giggles*

Tee-hee, you silly boys! *flicks wrist*

Psst - Chauntell likes men.

Acmlm
12-06-2001, 01:42 AM
Sex change? *morphs into Acmilia* (yeah, change my username to that ... should I change my avatar and signature too? :D)


<font face=tahoma color=faaade>Hi guys!! I'm here ^_^ *takes off her hat, uncovering the longer hair* don't I look cute?? Well see ya later! :D</font>

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m4tt
12-06-2001, 01:43 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Oh my..

musashius
12-06-2001, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Matt
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Oh my..
Hey Mattina! Wanna go to the mall today? Oh wait... they're having a party at Wendy's house. Brad's gonna be there!! *screams*

Loony BoB
12-06-2001, 01:48 AM
Rufio, you will take me home right now. *uptightness* *stomps foot*

Oooh! I never...

m4tt
12-06-2001, 01:50 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">At Wendy's? And Brad's going to be there?! OMGoodness he is soooooooooo dreamy!!!!!! *^^*

*screams*

Halan
12-06-2001, 01:53 AM
*plays a little bit of air guitar to the music*

Man, I can't pick up any chicks, they're all after the boy bands *shrugs*

Loony BoB
12-06-2001, 01:59 AM
*watches in dismay as Rufio leaves*

OOOOOOOH! I didn't ever want you anyway!

:mad2: :mad: :eep: :( :cry:

*sits down in the middle of a desert highway and cries*

Cute&Dangerous
12-06-2001, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by Meghan X
Psst - Chauntell likes men.


shhhh!!!

*put "his" hand over Meghan X's mouth*

m4tt
12-06-2001, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Hal
*plays a little bit of air guitar to the music*

Man, I can't pick up any chicks, they're all after the boy bands *shrugs*

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1"> Teehee, boy bands aren't all that.

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 02:02 AM
Boy bands? Pfft... Give me some good classic rock & roll, baby! *cranks up some Bob Seger*

The PC Fascist
12-06-2001, 02:05 AM
Girl From My School:

"Hey, Let's go get a linkin park CD and call ourselves hardcore!!!"

**Walks Up To Me**

"Hey freak!"

"Fu...Screw You"

"Please!!!"

**Me Smiles**

**Walks To Bathrooms**

Vulgar, and what it would be like if I met myself...

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 02:12 AM
*sings along with the next CD, a punk one*

"A-N-A-R-C-H-Y! His name is Captain Anarchy, but only in his mind!"

Mindflare
12-06-2001, 02:15 AM
<font color="e0cfe0" size=1> Boy bands!
*faints*
*runs off to by an Nsync album*
*stares at cover for a while*
*faints again*

m4tt
12-06-2001, 02:16 AM
<font face="Verdana" size="1">Mindy! *does make-up* You must come to the party! Brad will be there!

The PC Fascist
12-06-2001, 02:25 AM
(Rufio Sez)"A-N-A-R-C-H-Y! His name is Captain Anarchy, but only in his mind!"

"He says that for the punk rock scene he'd give his fucking life
But he's only ever paid to see a show once maybe twice
Instead he stands outside the halls and pan handles for beer
Then sneaks into the hall to deface the bathroom mirror

A-N-A-R-C-H-Y...his name is "Captain Anarchy," but only in his mind
A-N-A-R-C-H-Y...so punk that he's a poser and he'll be one till he dies!!!"

ANTI-FLAG!!! UNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway...


I should give one girls in my school credit, she likes Ska...but I'm serious...almost all the girls I've met like pop/nu-metal (LP) or 'Ghetto Gangsta Raps!!!' Except for torrence...mohawks, skating, and flanel!!! I would be the only girl in my school who didn't...uh...conform...and all that stuffs. but anyway...anyone else's school like that?

Halan
12-06-2001, 02:26 AM
Brad? Pfft

*sits down in a chair and falls asleep*

m4tt
12-06-2001, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by Hal
Brad? Pfft

*sits down in a chair and falls asleep*

<font face="Verdana" size="1">Aww Hal, you know you're the only guy for me *sits on your lap*

Mindflare
12-06-2001, 02:28 AM
<font color="e0cfe0" size=1> Ooh, Brad is soooo cute!!! ^.^</font>

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Justin Sane
ANTI-FLAG!!! UNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl, you think I didn't recognize your [former] name? ;)

m4tt
12-06-2001, 02:30 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Yeah, Brad's cute. But Hal is waaaaaaaaaay cuter :love:

Halan
12-06-2001, 02:31 AM
*wakes up*

What? Where'd you come from? Your tag says Made in USA but I could have sworn you were made in heaven.

m4tt
12-06-2001, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Hal
*wakes up*

What? Where'd you come from? Your tag says Made in USA but I could have sworn you were made in heaven.

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">eep! ***^^***

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 02:34 AM
Bah, you girls think you're so hot, but I tell ya... You have to prove it to me, you painted-up things!

Bombay
12-06-2001, 02:35 AM
Guess this explains the gender bending names.^_^

*puts on a name-tag that says 'Bambi'*

OMG! Did ya'll see that beef cake that transfered to our school today?
*mentally orgasms*
The boy is so damn fine.;) He is hot: H-O-T
*swoons*

Halan
12-06-2001, 02:39 AM
*sweeps Mattina off her feet and whispers sweet nothings into her ear*

The PC Fascist
12-06-2001, 02:41 AM
Girl, you think I didn't recognize your [former] name?:)

I'm amazed. People on gurus and matrixforums were way too angry because I listen to anti-flag. I guess my female name would be Jamie Cock (Former bass player for a-f, girl/womyn), it would be great...I always wondered what it would be like to be a girl...

Orestes
12-06-2001, 02:43 AM
*sings "Dude looks like a lady"*

The PC Fascist
12-06-2001, 02:48 AM
Blah!!! I'm tired of being a girl!!! I miss my penis!!! Change Me Back!!!

(Sorry if this is spamming...but I've never gotten my name changed...)


EDIT: Thanks! You're like...the best mod I've met ever...you and sicky...but he's gone...far far away...

m4tt
12-06-2001, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by Hal
*sweeps Mattina off her feet and whispers sweet nothings into her ear*

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">*swooooooooooooooooons* :love:

Bloodstone
12-06-2001, 02:52 AM
Oh. My. God.

*flees before somebody changes me to "SharonStone"*

m4tt
12-06-2001, 03:00 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">*giggle* It's too late :P

MoogleRush
12-06-2001, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by Bloodstone
Oh. My. God.

*flees before somebody changes me to "SharonStone"*

Somebody catch that runaway and change him to SharonStone!!! So that I can pick "her" up!!! Bwahahahahaaa.....

Sheesh, being a male online is no different from my irl self....

*** flexes muscles and starts eyeing the ladies ***

Bloodstone
12-06-2001, 03:12 AM
Nooooo!!!!

eherm *clears throat*

Eeeeeeee!!!

Acmlm
12-06-2001, 03:13 AM
<font color=faaade face=tahoma>Such as.. me? ;) *looks at herself in a little mirror and touches her hair*

Hi, SharonStone. ^_^</font>

m4tt
12-06-2001, 03:14 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Ooh, Acmilia. You're hair looks lovely today. Did you do something different?

musashius
12-06-2001, 03:16 AM
Oh, Bambi, you have such pretty hair!

I just thought of something better than Mattina. "Matilda". >=D

Danni
12-06-2001, 03:16 AM
Hey Acmilia. How you doin cutie?

**winks*

m4tt
12-06-2001, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by Meghan X

I just thought of something better than Mattina. "Matilda". >=D

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">You can call me Matilda if you like *giggle* ;)

I actually thought of that too, but it's too late now I guess

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 03:18 AM
Acmilia, baby, you are lookin' <I>good</I> today! Mm-yeah!

Consider it done, "Matilda". xD

m4tt
12-06-2001, 03:20 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Ooh *tosses her hair over her other shoulder* I must be special to get two name changes. ^_^

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 03:21 AM
*winks at Matilda*

m4tt
12-06-2001, 03:22 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">*giggle* :)

Danni
12-06-2001, 03:24 AM
Yo Rufio.. sup dude?
*nods to you*
There's some mighty fine lookin' women here, yo.

Loony BoB
12-06-2001, 03:27 AM
Oooh, Dexter. You remind me of the former me. xD

Take me to your laboratory?

ChibiRinoa
12-06-2001, 03:27 AM
*stands right over there, lookin all manly* Yeah. *looks at BaBs* Hey there, beautiful, wanna ride? *points to his Corvette* :D

So I'm guessing Ryd/Ruf did the namechanging, right? Freaky though, that was exactly the name I had in mind! Hehe... *mysterious music*

Acmlm
12-06-2001, 03:27 AM
<font face=tahoma color=faaade>Oh... I'm doing good today! Lovely guys here, too. *wink* Like you Rufio ^_^</font>

Danni
12-06-2001, 03:29 AM
*put his arm around Babs*
Sure thing sweet thang. :love:

Bombay
12-06-2001, 03:29 AM
Oh, thanx Meghan.^^;
OMG! Meghan, where did you get that top that you're wearing!!??> It's absolutely to die for..it so accents your cleavage. *giggle*

musashius
12-06-2001, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by Rufio of Mist
*winks at Matilda* Hey there sexy boy! Got any of those winks for a cute little girl over here? *wink*

Being a girl is fun. *wears lip-gloss to school tomorrow*

Halan
12-06-2001, 03:32 AM
You are special Matilda *takes you to a closet*

Cute&Dangerous
12-06-2001, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by Bambi
It's absolutely to die for..it so accents your cleavage. *giggle*


Cleavage!?!? Where?! *drools?*

Bloodstone
12-06-2001, 03:32 AM
*sobs* I've got a pimple on my nose. :crying:

musashius
12-06-2001, 03:35 AM
I, like, so broke my nail!
Great idea, "Mistress" Vivi! ^^;

Bombay
12-06-2001, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by Macho&Dangerous:
Cleavage!?!? Where?! *drools?*

Silly boy.
*points to Meghan's boobies*
Right there you silly billy gum drop.
*sexy pink sugar magix*

MoogleRush
12-06-2001, 03:40 AM
* winks at Sharon Stone *
* admires Rufio's Harley *

m4tt
12-06-2001, 03:40 AM
Originally posted by Hal
You are special Matilda *takes you to a closet*
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">TeeHee!

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 03:43 AM
*walks in* *trips on his insanely baggy pants, which have fallen down to his ankles*

Hey there, Meghan. ^_~

musashius
12-06-2001, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by Bambi


Silly boy.
*points to Meghan's boobies*
Right there you silly billy gum drop.
*sexy pink sugar magix*

Well sorry if I didn't, like, wear my bra today!

I think this is starting to get a little... *porno music*.

Dr Unne
12-06-2001, 03:45 AM
Most of you girls make pretty crappy guys, I hope you realize.

Not that I'm saying I'd make a very good girl, mind you.

m4tt
12-06-2001, 03:46 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">You're just jealous Unne ^_~

Halan
12-06-2001, 03:46 AM
Shut up yo before I blast a cap in yo ass

Mindflare
12-06-2001, 03:47 AM
<font color="e0cfe0" size=1> *flirts with Dexter*

You'd make a great girl, Unne. ;)

Danni
12-06-2001, 03:48 AM
Just goin by what we see Unne. ;)

Hey Mindy. ;)

Daryl
12-06-2001, 03:48 AM
I'm a guy. Yo. *does that slight chin lifty thing guys around her use to greet one another*

*watches the girls swarm to the popular men, playing bass guitar in his corner*

What would Daryl be masculinized to? *giggles*

musashius
12-06-2001, 03:49 AM
Originally posted by Hal
Shut up yo before I blast a cap in yo ass
<font color="#DBDBDB">*roflimh*

IlGreven
12-06-2001, 03:49 AM
I would participate in this, but I've already fulfilled my "one gender change per year" quota with my "One Woman--Banned" theme...

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by Meghan X
Well <i>sorry</i> if I didn't, like, wear my bra today!

Ooo... *ogles*

Do I need to ask for a name change?

Killy
12-06-2001, 03:51 AM
Humm weird thread...

I was wondering what happened to the names...

I wounder how my name can be changed into a "girl" name...

No, ill keep it that way...

Danni
12-06-2001, 03:51 AM
Dude Daryl... that Bass is wicked. keep it up will ya?

*sings for Mindy*

musashius
12-06-2001, 03:52 AM
Originally posted by Daryl
What would Daryl be masculinized to? *giggles*
<font color="#DBDBDB">Darren. xD
Oh you know it, Mr. Chan.

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 03:53 AM
So, Meghan, your place or mine?

m4tt
12-06-2001, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by Daryl
I'm a guy. Yo. *does that slight chin lifty thing guys around her use to greet one another*


<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">
Haha, Becky. I do that all the time *slightly lifts chin*

musashius
12-06-2001, 03:58 AM
<font color="#DBDBDB">So do I, Matt. So do I. xD

m4tt
12-06-2001, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by Meghan X
<font color="#DBDBDB">So do I, Matt. So do I. xD

<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">You gotta squint too while doing it. Then you are really cool xD

Mindflare
12-06-2001, 04:06 AM
<font color="e0cfe0" size=1> *is wooed by Dexter*

Daryl = Darrel? :p

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:06 AM
Spiffy name. Isn't it just so secksay, Meghan?

There's a guy at my school called Kyler... o_O

EDIT: We are <i>so</i> over. *dumps Meghan*

*walks up to Dr Unnesse* How YOU doin'?

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 04:08 AM
A <I>doctor</I>, eh? *sidles up to Unn<I>esse</I>*

>=]

Relena Peacecraft
12-06-2001, 04:08 AM
Pfft...my name is unfeminizab...err, well, Hi, my name's Aexodenatalie!

*becomes a girl anyway*

Hiya everybody!!! :) :)

*giggles*

*winks at that secksie man over there*

*skips away*

musashius
12-06-2001, 04:08 AM
Oh you know it, secksie boy!
<font color="#DBDBDB">I do the exact same thing, Matt! xD

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:09 AM
Rufio, get your hands off my woman! >=|

Dr Unne
12-06-2001, 04:11 AM
*slap* Get away from me, you pigs! I'm not that kind of girl.

Ace Protorney
12-06-2001, 04:11 AM
No Penny for you guys. >=D j/k

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:13 AM
*is slapped*

Come on, Unnesse... I'm all you've ever dreamed of, and more...

Danni
12-06-2001, 04:13 AM
*puts his arm around Mindy*

ya know, I wrote that song just for you. I'm a famous singer ya' know. ;)

Blaze Knight
12-06-2001, 04:14 AM
hehe
*giggles*
*does magazine quiz*

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by Dr Unnesse
*slap* Get away from me, you pigs! I'm not that kind of girl.

Aw, c'mon baby! Don't be so frigid! *produces flowers and candy*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:15 AM
Rufio, don't be cheating on John-Paulette, now. ^_~

*whisks Unnesse away*

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 04:16 AM
Oh yeah... *looks sheepish*

*puffs up* But I be a <I>playa</I>, yo! *tries to look cool*

Just to clear that up... I love John-Paul to pieces!! *wuv:love:wuv* I'm just havin' fun with the thread. ;)

musashius
12-06-2001, 04:17 AM
<font color="#DBDBDB">xD John-Pauline.

Kai Seraph
12-06-2001, 04:18 AM
*comes in*
Whoa! Hey guys *wink wink*
Aww, most got taken already. *gets depressed and stuff*
*decides to improve her webbie*
*struts her stuff*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:19 AM
*homie-G rappah things with fingers*

*punches Rufio in the nose*

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 04:20 AM
Ow, mofo! *punch*

...

*laughs, is buddy-buddy*

musashius
12-06-2001, 04:23 AM
Oh, settle down boys! You can both have me!

Ace Protorney
12-06-2001, 04:23 AM
But.... but, why!?!?! *cries* Oh wait.,.. What are these? :joey:

Mindflare
12-06-2001, 04:23 AM
<font color="e0cfe0" size=1> You wrote that for me? *crys with joy*
*cuddles Dexter*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:24 AM
Nice av, Unnesse. *ogles*

Nice to see we're cool on that, Rufio. =)

Danni
12-06-2001, 04:25 AM
*hugs Mindy*

ya know it cutie.

Daryl
12-06-2001, 04:26 AM
*continues doing chin lifty greeting thingy while squinting, idly playing chords on his bass*

Hm...

Rirse
12-06-2001, 04:27 AM
*a bit of darkness enters the room* You can't have a twisted gender party without Misstress Gosalyn DeBlood around. Mwhuahuauhahuahuauh.

Ace Protorney
12-06-2001, 04:28 AM
I forgot what I was going to say. *giggles*

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 04:28 AM
Originally posted by Darrell
*continues doing chin lifty greeting thingy while squinting, idly playing chords on his bass*

Hm...

<I>Chords</I>?? Dude, dude... Ya play notes on the bass, unless you're playin' certain songs... Like "Sober" by Tool!

Relena Peacecraft
12-06-2001, 04:28 AM
Aww...all these secksay guys are already taken.. :( :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

*cries for hours*

*perks up to All or Nothing*

m4tt
12-06-2001, 04:28 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">Oh no, it Rirse. *giggle*

Kai Seraph
12-06-2001, 04:29 AM
Hey Darrel *wink wink*
*looks for a guy to snug*

MoogleRush
12-06-2001, 04:29 AM
* sidles up to SharonStone *

How ya doin'?
* complete with cool smile, ala Joey Tribbiani from Friends *

Blaze Knight
12-06-2001, 04:29 AM
talkity talk *rambles on for 5 minutes talking about nothing*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:30 AM
It Rirse!

Sorry, Gosalyn, I'm taken.

Ace Protorney
12-06-2001, 04:30 AM
*weeps* No one wants a Toll Booth Chick? I guess we're underpreciated nowadays. :cry:

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:32 AM
Why have a toll booth chick... when you can have Unnesse?

By the way, that dress looks wonderful on you. But it would look even better off you. *Joey emoticon*

Cute&Dangerous
12-06-2001, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by Agent Penny
*weeps* No one wants a Toll Booth Chick? I guess we're underpreciated nowadays. :cry:

oh I do, I do! I'm open to all the ladies. *meow?*

Dr Unne
12-06-2001, 04:33 AM
*SLAP* Men. *scoff* *walks away haughtily*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:35 AM
Ooh, she's feisty. *another Joey emoticon*

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 04:35 AM
Aw, man! De<I>nied!</I>

Ace Protorney
12-06-2001, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by Macho&Dangerous


oh I do, I do! I'm open to all the ladies. *meow?*

*purrs*

Rirse
12-06-2001, 04:36 AM
I would have a nicer looking avatar and signture, but my stupid tastbar blew up tonight, so no go*gives Pennyacrade a free huggle from Macho and Dangouer*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:37 AM
Originally posted by Rufio of Mist
Aw, man! De<I>nied!</I>

Dude. Like, <i>burn.</i> =( *keeps trying*

Cute&Dangerous
12-06-2001, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by Agent Penny


*purrs*

Oh you know you want it bay-bee!

Bloodstone
12-06-2001, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by MoogleRuss
* sidles up to SharonStone *

How ya doin'?
* complete with cool smile, ala Joey Tribbiani from Friends *

What a cute little moogle! Just like my Hello Kitty dolls! *Huggles moogle*:love:

Dr Unne
12-06-2001, 04:39 AM
*suddenly changes mind for no reason*

*bats eyelashes*

Blaze Knight
12-06-2001, 04:39 AM
depressed *cries* its soooooo lonly here *cries more*

Rirse
12-06-2001, 04:39 AM
*runs up to Rudio and gives him a huggle* Mwhuahuauhuah...stupid laugh, it too goofy.

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:40 AM
*drools* *takes pictures of Unnesse to keep under his pillow*

Yes... that's it... be one with the camera... the camera is your boyfriend...

No, wait... I'm your boyfriend.

Doofhull
12-06-2001, 04:41 AM
*to self* Maybe I should try a different approach...

Oh, Unnesse! Your eyes are so beautiful! You're the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen! For you, a gift... *holds out a small wrapped box*

Relena Peacecraft
12-06-2001, 04:41 AM
I've decided I don't need men to be happy! Take that all you guys!

*slaps every last one of them as she walks away*

Ace Protorney
12-06-2001, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Macho&Dangerous


Oh you know you want it bay-bee!

*giggles* Oh, you silly boy. *winks*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:42 AM
No, Unnesse! Don't take it! It's a trap!

Blaze Knight
12-06-2001, 04:43 AM
ahh well WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH BARBIES?!?!

Daryl
12-06-2001, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by Rufio of Mist
Chords?? Dude, dude... Ya play notes on the bass, unless you're playin' certain songs... Like "Sober" by Tool!


Got a problem with my l33t chords? >=P
*rawks out with his mad bass sk1llz*



Originally posted by Katie_Seraph
Hey Darrel *wink wink*
*looks for a guy to snug*


*winks back, while again doing that chin-lift greeting thing* Hey, baby.

Rirse
12-06-2001, 04:44 AM
You can't have Unnesse, for she is my SISTER*dramatic music plays*. Let us hurry to Penny's house to get away from the power hungery men.

Dr Unne
12-06-2001, 04:44 AM
I tell you what guys. *bats eyelashes* Fight it out, the winner gets me! *poses*

EDIT: Forgot... *slaps Rufio*

Relena Peacecraft
12-06-2001, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by Blazette Amazon
ahh well WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH BARBIES?!?!

Oh yeah baby, Barbies all the way!!

*pulls out her complete Barbie collection, including many, many Kens*

*giggles*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 04:45 AM
*hadokens all others, guy or girl, except Unnesse* *wins?*

EDIT: Never mind. Unnesse told me she wants a good fight. So...

*un-hadokens everyone*

*kicks Rufio in the shins*

Kai Seraph
12-06-2001, 04:58 AM
*snugs all the guys* Mine! *giggles*

Altaizen
12-06-2001, 04:59 AM
OMG Shoes are 50% off!!!!!!:eek: who needs guys or barbies when you have SHOES!!

*runs to shoe store*

Ok now i need a name change, hopefully Andrea

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 05:00 AM
Ack! *runs away from Katie*

musashius
12-06-2001, 05:00 AM
Men are so violent.

Danni
12-06-2001, 05:00 AM
ooo.. a fight. *watches* kick arse d00ds!

*sings smash to add to the mood*

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:00 AM
Hmm, I'm already Catherine Carper, so I don't see what the big fuss is all about...

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 05:02 AM
Originally posted by eestlinc
Hmm, I'm already Catherine Carper, so I don't see what the big fuss is all about...

I hate to do this to a lady, but... *kicks eestlinc in the shins*

Ace Protorney
12-06-2001, 05:03 AM
*giggles* While all the guys are fighting, I think I'll please myself while I'm locked in the bathroom. ^^ *goes off to do her "duty"*

Dr Unne
12-06-2001, 05:06 AM
*initiates catfight with eestlinc*

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 05:07 AM
*is lured to thread by a sweet singing voice*

*te he* did i hear someone singing in here before? sounded like Offspring... oooo, big strong sexy man Dexter

*walks over* Hi sexy!

Daryl
12-06-2001, 05:07 AM
*leans against the wall Penny's walking by*

Hey, pretty girl... *grins, winks* How YOU doin'?

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 05:07 AM
*watches the catfight*

Danni
12-06-2001, 05:09 AM
*wraps his arms around Elizabeth*

Hey pretty baby. *kisses*

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:10 AM
Ow, my shins hurt now!

*cries like a girl*

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 05:10 AM
oooo such strong arms... mmm... *wink* Will you sing a song for me? like the song i heard before?

Kai Seraph
12-06-2001, 05:11 AM
I'm the girl with the attitude. *giggles and points at avatar*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 05:12 AM
Hey, Rufio hasn't posted for a while. Do I win, Unnesse?

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:12 AM
Oh, I see my husband Brian is a girl now. Good thing I swing both ways!

Danni
12-06-2001, 05:12 AM
Sure thing sweetheart.

*sings you a song*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 05:14 AM
Don't go there, eest.

Blaze Knight
12-06-2001, 05:15 AM
50% of shows?!?! WHERE!!! i need 3 pairs^^

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:15 AM
The ring doesn't lie, Skyler!

Dr Unne
12-06-2001, 05:16 AM
Won't anyone defend my honor from that horrible beast eestlinc? *acts fragile*

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 05:16 AM
*starts to paw at Dexter's chest* So sexy!

Prove to me that you love me and me alone sweet Dexter. Tell me i am your one and only.

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 05:17 AM
Sure thing, Unnesse. *punches eest in the chest* *gives eest a piledriver*

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:17 AM
But Unnesie, I thought you liked girls with one nostril!

Altaizen
12-06-2001, 05:19 AM
*points to the shoe store down the street*
There see it? It closing soon I blew my Credit Card on Shoes But their so pretty!!!

Ugh i need an admin to change my name to Andrea

Kawaii Asuka
12-06-2001, 05:19 AM
- -; damn peer pressure...

ack.. ish wants to know what this ish about to..

O.o;; me?? a guy??? I don't think that'll ever work.. but oh well...

Kai Seraph
12-06-2001, 05:20 AM
*forms an all-new girl band* I'm naming it Sistaz Mayonnaise, who wants to join? *giggles*

Danni
12-06-2001, 05:20 AM
Whoa Chicky.. ya gotta calm down. I'll show you. :joey:

*pulls Elizabeth into the closet*

Relena Peacecraft
12-06-2001, 05:21 AM
I'm in Katie! Sistaz Mayonnaise forevaire!

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:22 AM
I would change my name, and my sig, but its not worth the effort. Besides, my husband seems to have run off with some Skyler schmuck!

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 05:23 AM
eest, <i>guys</i> with <i>two</i> nostrils are <i>so</i> much better. Right, Unnesse?

Blaze Knight
12-06-2001, 05:24 AM
*forms an all-new girl band* I'm naming it Sistaz Mayonnaise, who wants to join? *giggles*

ooo ooo count me in GIRL POWER!!!

Dr Unne
12-06-2001, 05:25 AM
I don't like you or that ogre friend of yours. *slap*

*runs away*

Daryl
12-06-2001, 05:26 AM
*flirts with all the pretty girls*

Altaizen
12-06-2001, 05:26 AM
Katie Lemme join too I'l promise I'l be good and i'l give you some shoes ^^

Kai Seraph
12-06-2001, 05:26 AM
*giggles* Girl Power! The Spice girls will be overthrown! "Cos' i got all my sistaz with me!" *giggles*

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:26 AM
Fine, maybe BOU and I will just run off and make beautiful babies together.

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 05:26 AM
Originally posted by Dr Unnesse
I don't like you or that ogre friend of yours. *slap*

*runs away*

You like me, right? *follows her*

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 05:27 AM
(random slurping and moans come from the closet)

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:32 AM
I will now be known as Catherine Carper Gonzalez-Bueno. Talk about a long name...

Blaze Knight
12-06-2001, 05:32 AM
Sistaz Mayonnaise shall be hotter and secsier than anything out there ^^

Kai Seraph
12-06-2001, 05:34 AM
Yes! Sista Blazette, we shall be hotter and seksier than ever! *giggles*

Danni
12-06-2001, 05:39 AM
*stumbles out of the closet while pulling up his overly baggy pants*
*Elizabeth stumble out behind*

Damn woman.. that was.. amazing....

*picks her up and spins with her*
:love::love:

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 05:42 AM
*after being place down, runs away*
*stop running when she gets to her group of friends*
*shouts* GUESS WHAT I JUST DID!!

Danni
12-06-2001, 05:45 AM
:eek:

Omg.. Did I just get played?

:mad:
*goes out and washes his shiny black convertable*

m4tt
12-06-2001, 05:54 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">*comforts Dexter*

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 05:54 AM
*runs over to Convertable*
*grabs Dexter from behind and squeezes tight*

This yours hun?

Altaizen
12-06-2001, 05:57 AM
*needs a guy, a GOOD guy*

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 05:57 AM
I do love me an Ogre.

Danni
12-06-2001, 06:05 AM
sure sure.. come back now that you've bragged and found out I have a kickarse car. :cry:

*writes a new song*

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 06:09 AM
I sorry honey, i just have never felt so good before... That was the only reason i did it. Are you mad at me?:(

Danni
12-06-2001, 06:14 AM
Fine fine.. I forgive you... but don't touch the car, I just finished waxing it.

*looks around* Am I the only dude left? O.o;;

are all of our names going back to normal automatically? or do we have to re-pm Rydia to get them changed back?

Collector
12-06-2001, 06:17 AM
*fixes up hair, puts on best dress*

Hello boys. :love:

*bats eyelashes*

eestlinc
12-06-2001, 06:19 AM
I for one am glad I didnt bother to have my name changed to Catherine Carper. Bah to sex changes.

Danni
12-06-2001, 06:24 AM
hehe.. but eest.. it's such an attractive name. :p

where did my chick run off to now? o_<

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 06:25 AM
*steps in front of Dexter* He is mine, no one can have him. So back off Collector

Halan
12-06-2001, 06:28 AM
Excellent, Matilda has gone to bed, I have kissed her goodnight, now the fun may begin...

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 06:29 AM
I'm still sort of here, but my dear Unnesse has left for the night, and there isn't much left in this thread now that pertains to me, so that's why I'm not posting here at the moment.

*kisses Unnesse softly while she sleeps*

Danni
12-06-2001, 06:30 AM
whoa.. the other d00ds came back. Hey guys. 's up? :D

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 06:36 AM
HEY! what about me! are you not goign to pay me any attention anymore:cry: *runs off to a corner to cry*

Pancaek
12-06-2001, 06:39 AM
Nothing much. I'm just reading the old ezBoard threads. I'm getting nostalgic, even though I wasn't around until 7 months ago.

Danni
12-06-2001, 06:39 AM
no no sweetie.. I'm not ignoring you. *holds you tight* don't cry. *kiss* :)

yeah Skye, I definately understand the nostalgic feeling. :)

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 06:43 AM
noooo... you just wanna talk with the guys:cry:

Danni
12-06-2001, 06:49 AM
it's no different than you running off to talk to your friends before when I was still dressing myself. :p *hug*

All that aside Chicky, *gets down on his knee and takes her hand* I luv ya, and your sexy, and I'm sexy.. Marry me?

Halan
12-06-2001, 06:51 AM
Hmm, nothing interesting going on...

*spits onto the ground*

Edit: Sorry, didn't see you proposing on the previous page *applaudes then returns to staring at space*

Erdrick the Hero
12-06-2001, 06:58 AM
*sniff* You really love me? Y00p think i am sexy? What can i possible say but yes sweety

:lovers:

:love: :love: :love:

Shlup
12-06-2001, 07:01 AM
*doesn't seem to have to change much*

For the love of Ceasar's ghost, you are all recockulous. Must we go through this again? Last year I developed detachment issues after I had to give up my temporary penis.

*pisses his name on the wall*

Danni
12-06-2001, 07:02 AM
w00t!

*grabs Elizabeth and puts her in the car and hops in*

Later all.. I'm getting married. :love::love:

*gets married and has a wild honeymoon*

Altaizen
12-06-2001, 07:03 AM
Originally posted by Hal
Hmm, nothing interesting going on...



What??? Dexter and Elizabeth just got engaged

Halan
12-06-2001, 07:03 AM
Temporary penis? excellent

*writes name in some snow that came out of nowhere*

Kalen
12-06-2001, 07:13 AM
I bet I can pee farther than any of you guys!

MoogleRush
12-06-2001, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by SharonStone

What a cute little moogle! Just like my Hello Kitty dolls! *Huggles moogle*:love:

* slashes all of SharonStone's Hello Kitty dolls. *
Bwahahahahhaa......

Shlup
12-06-2001, 07:14 AM
Is that a challenge? *pisses on Ike*

Altaizen
12-06-2001, 07:16 AM
Pfft men...so immature

OOC:I remember someone writing on the school washroom
"If you can Piss this high, Join the fire Dept.