Christmas Songs

[rubah]

Deck EoFF with .GIFs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the reason to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our macroparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
Troll the ancients, m4tt and daryl
Fa la la la la la la la la~~~~~~~~~

[Psychotic]

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Don't care about spambots
Giving Nike Jordan shoes, free
I don't need to post my photo
In that damn picture thread
Loony BoB won't make me happy
Even if he turned up dead
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Ruby all I want for Christmas is you!

Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for spam
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
For a forums fix from Sam.
I won't make some votes and send them
To Award Girl; I'll just bail.
I won't even stay awake to
Discover who wins Best Male
Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Ruby all I want for Christmas is you!

[qwertysaur]

Happy Hanukah!

[Flying Mullet]

An obvious rip-off of the Batman Jingle Bells Parody...

Jingle Bells
rubah smells
Gobo laid an egg
Clouded Sky winked an eye
and he stole MILF from Rye.

Will try to come up with more versus later...

[Momiji]

On the first day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Larger avatars without proper kb~

On the second day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the third day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the fourth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the fifth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the sixth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the seventh day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the eighth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the ninth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Nine nominations, eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the tenth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Ten grouchy oldbies, nine nominations, eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the eleventh day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Eleven pointless topics, ten grouchy oldbies, nine nominations, eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

On the twelfth day of Christmas, #eoff declared to me;
You have been eaten by a grue.

*ahem*
Eleven pointless topics, ten grouchy oldbies, nine nominations, eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~

*collapses*

[Rye]

Mulletcita, donde esta Psychoticlaus?
Donde esta Psychoticlaus?
And the nigerian 419 emails that he will leave.
Mulletcita, oh, where is Psychoticlaus?
I look for him because it's a Ciddies Eve.

I know that I should be studying,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the MSN window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see his posts today.

I hope he won't forget to leave a usernote,
And to the Cid's Knights, say,
"Oh Rubah, Oh Miriel, Oh Azar, Oh Hsu,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mulletcita, donde esta Psychoticlaus?
Oh where is Psychoticlaus?
It's Ciddies' Eve.

Mulletcita, donde esta Psychoticlaus?
I look for him because it's Ciddies' Eve.

I know that I should be studying,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the MSN window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see his posts today

I hope he won't forget to leave a usernote,
And to the Admins, say,
"Oh Loony BoB, Oh Samuraid, Oh Roogle, Oh Del Murder,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mulletcita, donde esta Psychoticalus?
Oh where is Psychoticlaus?
It's Ciddie's Eve.

It's Ciddie's Eve.
It's Ciddie's Eve.
It's Ciddie's Eve.
Alright, Mulletcita. I'll go to study now.
It's Ciddie's Eve.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VclFV8RTE4&feature=related)

http://www.anikaos.com/0035-christmas_gifs/christmas_gifs_23.gif

[Quindiana Jones]

Six Ricks-a-Rolling xD

[Madame Adequate]

I doubt I can match some of the brilliance in this thread so far, but xD

Away in a spam thread
No sense there was said
But the brown man DK
Cut nubs 'til they bled

The mods from their porn thread
Looked on as Red Pill
Described a frat party
In which he was ill

The troll threads are growing
Shlupquack tries to stem
The tide of nonsense
Flowing from Psy

And all the pic threads
Full of beautiful girls
Rye, Agrias, Zeldy
Don't hate if you're not there

Stay out of debate threads
MILF's temper has flared
But his consistent strawmen
Means Raist doesn't care

I really ought to be
Studying Tibet
But class is tomorrow
Tonight's for Mullet :aimkiss:

[I Took the Red Pill]

I doubt I can match some of the brilliance in this thread so far, but xD

Away in a spam thread
No sense there was said
But the brown man DK
Cut nubs 'til they bled

The mods from their porn thread
Looked on as Red Pill
Described a frat party
In which he was ill

The troll threads are growing
Shlupquack tries to stem
The tide of nonsense
Flowing from Psy

And all the pic threads
Full of beautiful girls
Rye, Agrias, Zeldy
Don't hate if you're not there

Stay out of debate threads
MILF's temper has flared
But his consistent strawmen
Means Raist doesn't care

I really ought to be
Studying Tibet
But class is tomorrow
Tonight's for Mullet :aimkiss:
+1

[Depression Moon]

Wow! Jess's kissing Santa Claus!
I saw Jess kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

Then I saw Jess tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Psychotic had only seen
Jess kissing Santa Claus last night

He saw Jess kissing(kissing,kissing) Santa Claus
I did! I really did see Jess kissing Santa Claus
And I'm when I tell Psychotic he's going to shotgun him in the face

[Goldenboko]

The Little Boko Boy.

Come they told me, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
A new born AG to see, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
Our finest pics we bring, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
To lay before AG, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
oo-FF-FF-FF, oo-FF-FF-FF!

So to win a ciddie, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
When we come~

Award Girl, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
I am a poor boy too, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
I have no pics to bring, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
That's fit to give Award Girl, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
oo-FF-FF-FF, oo-FF-FF-FF!

Shall I post for you? Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
On my boko?

BoB nodded, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
The CK's and admins kept time, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
I posted my post for AG, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
I posted my best for her, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
oo-FF-FF-FF, oo-FF-FF-FF!

Then she smiled at me, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
Me and my boko.

[rubah]

okay I giggled at yours boko xD

I also sang milf's, but apparently either he or I needs to brush up on our away in a manger! (then again, I had trouble with all of the others too, so probably me!)

[Rantz]

Mullet the CK was an old and bitter soul,
With a wrinkled face and a stuffy nose,
And the muscles of a troll.
Mullet the CK is a scary guy, they say,
He was very old but the newbies
know how he came to EoFF one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old sig that they found.
For when they placed it in his profile,
He began to spam around.

O, Mullet the CK
Was spammy as he could be,
And the newbies say he could chat
And post faster than you and me.

Mullet the CK knew
The Ciddies came that day,
So he said, "Let's vote or
they might demote
me when I go AFK."
Up towards GC,
With a banstick in his hand,
Spamming here and there with
No single care saying,
Ban me if you can.
He led them to the staff forum
Right to the Loony BoB.
And he only lol'd a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"

For Mullet the CK
Had another forum planned,
But he said NP and BRB
I'll be back when I'm unbanned."
Spammity spam spam,
Spammity spam,
Look at Mullet's rage.
Spammity spam spam,
Spammity spam,
Over at MFH!

[Shoeberto]

Deck EoFF with .GIFs of holly
el oh el oh el, oh el oh el
'Tis the reason to be jolly
el oh el oh el, oh el oh el
Don we now our macroparel
el oh el oh el, oh el oh el
Troll the ancients, m4tt and daryl
el oh el oh el, oh el oh el

[Psychotic]

Over at MFH!Four months. Live the dream, baby.

[Old Manus]

I'm dreaming of a high postcount
Just like Rye and Yamaneko

[Madame Adequate]

okay I giggled at yours boko xD

I also sang milf's, but apparently either he or I needs to brush up on our away in a manger! (then again, I had trouble with all of the others too, so probably me!)

Nah there were a couple of lines there that you have to twist a little to get them to fit.

[Blue Harvest]

Down in the porn forum all the staff were making plans
On how to stop 'Loki spamming, and give out random bans
When Roto busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry RSL day to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Roto went crazy
The night This Guy went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the feedback is gone now, he decided to hack it
Everywhere you'll find complaints, from DD to Rocket
And he tied up the site staff, and he held the mods hostage
And he ground up Del Murder into enforced sausage
He got Rubah and ShlupQuack, with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Mullet just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued GoBo
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Roto went crazy
The night 'to 13 went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around the Gen Chat
Without steppin' in newbie guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Roto, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a bearded guy.

Yes GHF, now Rotos doing time
In an inferior board for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be unbanned for good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

But now BoB is in therapy and Leeza's still nervous
And the mods all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Roto's husband's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.

The night Roto went crazy
The night The Guy Are got Sick
Got banned for calling out stupidity
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Roto went crazy
The night This Guy went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.

[Momiji]

You could have done more to it BH, but it's a nice touch either way. I approve. :D

Do a parody of 'Christmas at Ground Zero', and you'll have won my heart (no homo). ;)

[Shlup]

I sat here for several minutes but I am just not creative enough for this thread. *pouts*

[rubah]

I was totally singing my song today (because it's the only one from this thread I could remember a significant amount of) while loading the car. :up:

[Værn]

I have no parody lyrics, but I have a MIDI file that I made of a song that my choir class did for our Christmas show last year. We sounded like crap, so I copied the sheet music into Guitar Pro to demonstrate what it should sound like.

...No, I don't have a life. And yes, I'm pretty sure there's a minor mistake in there (which I can't fix because I lost the GP file).

[Garnie]

the only thing i could think of was ..

~we wish you a merry Manus~
~we wish you a merry Manus~
~we wish you a merry Manus~
~and a happy new MILF~

~Spam threads we bring, to Rubah, Cid (teh king)~
~we wish you a merry Manus~
~and a happy new MILF~

~We want Skt in chocy Pudding~
~We want Skt in chocy Pudding~
~We want Skt in chocy Pudding~
~Who stole my beer?~

~Blue harvest you git~
~you may clean off Skt~
~we wish you a merry Manus~
~and a happy new MILF~

.........*cougth*

[Blue Harvest]

You could have done more to it BH, but it's a nice touch either way. I approve. :D

Do a parody of 'Christmas at Ground Zero', and you'll have won my heart (no homo). ;)

I'm not creative enough for that. Instead, here's a rendition of South Park's Christmas Time In Hell:


Christmasify your avatar
Be careful you don't crash your car
Everybody's feeling fine
It's Eyeson christmas time!
Trolls are nicer as you argue with them
The boys are starting to act like men
Everyone's in bed on time
It's Eyes on christmas time!

There goes old Pureghetto
Raping a newbie
After that he won't call back
"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?"
Hey look there's Lekana
Showing off her chest
She's got quite a following
Everyone loves her breast
Everybody is christmassy
Except Joy and Sheep, they're just tipsy
This is just a filler rhyme
It's Eyeson christmas time!

Psy is face down on the floor
Idiot called BoB a whore
Everybody laughed when he fell
There's a-ringing christmas bell!
Rubah's stuffed with christmas cake
Aerith's Knight stood on a rake
Artie-Harle's fro looks fine
It's Eyeson christmas time!

There's voting for the Ciddies
Award Girl looks sexy
Harvey proposed to her again
She kicked him in the knee
For one day all the fighting stops
And several pointless threads are spammed
But the mods cba to do their jobs
So Baloki goes unbanned

So, drink lots of beer and hit on the girls
We'll drink too much and then we'll hurl
Hey look, another filler rhyme!
It's Eyeson christmas time!
Look at all the christmas sigs
We ate too much, we're big fat pigs
This is the final filler rhyme
It's Christmas time..
Christmas time..
It's Eyeson christmas time!