IT'S THE PO PO! OH SHIIIII-

[Miriel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/siren.gif The cops are here! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/siren.gif

1. WHAT DO YOU HIDE? and/or WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
2. A. FIGHT OR B. FLIGHT?
3. IF A, WHAT IS YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE?
(fists, ak-47, bazooka/rocket launcher, tank, humvee, hovercraft, .38..., .50 desert eagle, grenades, mace, pepper spray, pity)
IF B, WHERE DO YOU RUN TO?
4. WHAT PRISON ARE YOU GOING TO/WHERE DO YOU GO INTO EXILE

[Prisonic Fairytale]

Good thing I don't have any pot right now.. No wait, it's still not a good thing.. :(

[qwertysaur]

Too much Ivysaur love?
I guess I'll defend myself
My zanpaktou is my weapon.
Exile is hiding in the Video game music forum. They will never look for me there :p

[Rantz]

Okay okay Rantzien, calm down. they're probably just here for your abusive neighbour. They don't know about... they can't know about the crystal. It's safely tucked away in the underwear drawer and it hasn't made anyone disappear for weeks! How could they know? Oh man.

OH MY GOD THEY'RE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR

I'LL GO AWAY FOR LIFE

Maybe... maybe I'll just use it against them. No, Rantzien, you can't think that! The others were accidents! Like George who came over to play video games, but for some reason had to go near that drawer when I was in the kitchen. Or the vacuum salesman. He just barged in and started cleaning the living room. I can still remember the sound of them being sucked into the crystal's vortex, like when the last water is sucked into the bathtub drain.

But they're here to take me away! I'm... I'm stuck in here! It's my only way to survive. I must trap them in the crystal. I'm not even sure how it works, though! I can hear them now, they're screaming through the door.

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Rantzien donned his magical moogle suit that kept him safe from the crystal's powers and grabbed the crystal from the drawer. He could still see the now miniature salesman and other victims inside the crystal, some running around, tearing their hair out, others crying in despair. He screamed to the policemen: "I'm coming out! Don't shoot!" and opened the door. Two officers were outside. Rantzien threw the crystal at one of them, shouting "Alakazam!"

"Ow, what the hell", said the targetted policeman, "Stop throwing glass at me! In the name of the law!" No vortex appeared. The other policeman quickly walked in and handcuffed the now dazed and confused Rantzien, and said as he led him to the police car: "You're under arrest for being a damn furry. And for throwing glass at people, have some manners, dude!"

Rantzien was killed in prison when the other inmates found out he was highly delusional and generally not right in the head.

[scrumpleberry]

1. My unicorn :bigsmile:
2. A. I'm a pretty good fighter and a pretty terrible runner. Also I don't really care if I get done for unicorn harbouring - come on, that's pretty awesome.
3. Whatever stick-like object in my reach I can use as an impromptu club. Probably a lamp.
4. Exiled to Barbados. Because unicorn harbouring is awesome.

[Madame Adequate]

I wipe my hard drive destroy my computer. Then, I go along with whatever they want and protest my innocence. Some hours later I am released as they have nothing to charge me with.

[Red Fox In Disguise]

1) my fox costume
2) Fight, although i'm pretty useless and would probably end up knocked out and foxless
3) I have a pretty heavy paperweight that would be good for throwing, or maybe my fox like wit, I shall shake my bushy tail at them and hope for the best
4) I would go into exile back in the old country, the land of my fathers where one can dress as a goat and never be seen again

[Psychotic]

I hide my beautiful chest. It is for paying customers only.
What have I done? Besides the rampant slaughter of babies and kittens? Nothing. Nothing at all. There must be some mistake, officer.
I will fight for what I believe in.
My weapon is the most powerful of all: My junk. Seriously, there is nothing more effective than a man whipping out his dong and rubbing it. Just imagine this: You're a mugger. You pull a knife on a guy and demand he gives you his wallet. Then all of a sudden he's got his Johnson out and he's furiously giving it some attention with a big grin on his face. What the fuck. You can't mug this guy. And...oh god what if he has AIDS! Crap better run!
Guantanamo Bay.

[I Took the Red Pill]

light up a blunt and blows dem sonsabitches away with my minigun

[Rocket Edge]

light up a blunt and blows dem sonsabitches away with my minigun
werd

[Jessweeee♪]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Mr. Popo of DBZ :(

[blackmage_nuke]

1. Loitering
2. Flight
3. East
4. A dark cave
5. Eaten by a grue

[Lawr]

GALIC GUN FIIIREE!!!

[Bunny]

I would be taken into custody after barricading myself inside of a small grocery store with nothing but my fists, a single grenade, and small supply of canned vegetables. After a six hour showdown, in which I assaulted several police officers with aforementioned canned vegetables, I would be taken into custody for the crime of several overdue library books. After a long battle with the courts, I would be sentenced to three years in Sing Sing, followed by twelve years probation.

I will not go quietly into the night. I will not vanish without a fight!

[Vermachtnis]

1. Uhh...hide I have nothing to hide. *whistles scooting a side view mirror under the bed*
2. FIGHT!
3. I've played King of Fighters. I'll just imitate Hotaru. Failing that, my thumbs are buff! I'll thumb wrestle them into submission!
4. Antartica...those poor, poor penguins never saw it coming.

[Jiro]

It'll probably be another incident in which the neighbours call the police and tell them that I'm shooting at them with an air rifle. I'll have to hide my "air rifle" then, which is actually a bunch of fire crackers I was throwing around :D
If I could not talk my way out of trouble, I would fight back with my super blunt katana and incapacitate the officers. Then I would grow a beard and flee to Mexico with my friend, they'll never think to look there!

[Del Murder]

In my one and only encounter with the police...

1. Hide all my booze because I was drinking underage at a public school!
2. Unsuccessful flight!
3. Where was I running to? The familiar place called ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
4. Exiled to my room and then moved to a permanent facility at Longs Drugs.

[Marshall Banana]

I'm a good girl, unlike the rest of you. :snowgirl:

[Prisonic Fairytale]

I'm a good girl, unlike the rest of you. :snowgirl:

Being a good girl gets you nowhere.

[Jiro]

I'm a good girl, unlike the rest of you. :snowgirl:

Being a good girl gets you nowhere.

Except the target of the bad people :D

[Marshall Banana]

I'm a good girl, unlike the rest of you. :snowgirl:

Being a good girl gets you nowhere.
That's not true.

Santa is real, you know.

[Shoeberto]

I run around the corner as they chase me, quickly pull off my false outfit revealing my business suit, do a heel-turn 180 and walk back around calmly.

"Hey, buddy, you're under arrest!" they say.
"Who, me? I am a business man, merely returning home from a busy day at the office!"
"But... you look just like him, but in a business suit!"
"I take offense, sir! Who is your superior officer?! I must speak with him at once!"
"Oh, no, I've already got two strikes with the chief -"
"Well, then, I recommend you hurry on and catch that horrible criminal!"

Then I return to my kiddie porn dungeon, escaping the law yet again.

[Laddy]

I will not fight, fighting is the action of cowards. I will not flee, for I am not ashamed for my actions.

I will resist any attempt to be moved. These men shall NOT chain me.

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x230/ExarKun4321/1192396077116.jpg
Indeed they are!

[Værn]

1. Loitering
2. Flight
3. East
4. A dark cave
5. Eaten by a grue
o.O
Epic.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b320/Vaern/grue.jpg

My friend just mentioned that game a week ago. What's it called again? I've been wanting to download it again since then (I've never gotten very far D=) but keep forgetting the name.

Anyways...
They're after me for stealing from a catnip field.
Weapon of choice: My claws
When (if) they catch me, they'll probably take me to the local shelter and try to put me down... BUT I WON'T DIE SO EASILY!!!

[Peegee]

I do something illegal every day. But let them try to prove it.

Oh man I really need to change my operating system.