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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:28 PM
Cutest/Sexiest Male

The finalists:
Clouded Sky
I Took The Red Pill
Levian
Momiji
Noctiluca
Rantzien
themagicroundabout

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Levian
Momiji: Rantzien
Old Manus: Clouded Sky
Yaridovich: Clouded Sky
Jessweeee?: Clouded Sky
qwertyxsora: Clouded Sky
Levian: Clouded Sky
Tavrobel: Levian
Clouded Sky: Levian
Sergeant Hartman: Clouded Sky
Sir Lancealot: Noctiluca
Del Murder: Clouded Sky
Psychotic: Clouded Sky
Rocket Edge: Rantzien
I'm my own MILF: Rantzien
Noctiluca: Clouded Sky
Shiny: themagicroundabout
Bunny: Levian

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Clouded Sky 9 50%
Levian 4 22%
Rantzien 3 17%
Noctiluca 1 6%
themagicroundabout 1 6%


Mmm I dun like me some sexy/cute robots (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/robot-1.jpg) er I mean guys ;) Let's look at our leading ladies :D

Clouded Sky - SHEEEEEPPPPPP.... I called him for cutest male but now that they are together it has blown my prediction out of the water D: This picture he looks like a model... so /spams

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/442/corysdf0.jpg

I Took The Red Pill - So while looking for a good pic of Keith I realized he tends to have a similar facial expression in many pictures.... so yeah I put a few together...

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/keithneverchanegsfaciaexpre.gif

Levian - I want to drink with levy.... so I picked this picture... Sorry but this Norwegian is DAMN attractive. I'd move to Hawaii and hunt pineapples with him in an instant!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/n802890726_5067261_9217.jpg

Momiji - I can't find any new pictures soo yeah here's an old one of mister poepo

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/0617081139.jpg

Noctiluca - I like his hair :D and his pretty eyes but I can't find a picture of his pretty eyes so this will have to do

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/GetAttachmentaspx-1.jpg

Rantzien - what more can I say than... LOOK AT THAT SEXY WALK! Ignore the strawberry to the face, the walk is what matters here. :D

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4843/toughcrapforbreakfastgn9.gif

themagicroundabout.... I want to party with roundabout too.... so I liked this picture...

http://a764.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_82bfbb82aabc90a07c1525333e650643.jpg


Oh don't they just look yummy. They all deserve to win. :kaolove2: Goodluck my smexy friends!

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 09:28 PM
justice

Rye
12-12-2008, 09:29 PM
well done Rye

You must like the number 9! Otherwise, you confuse me, gentleman.

Good job, Zeldy! <3

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:30 PM
Those not making the cut:

I Took The Red Pill 8
Noctiluca 7
Rantzien 6
themagicroundabout 5
Momiji 4

Clouded Sky or Levian? Ooh, I'm tingling all over in anticipation!

Lawr
12-12-2008, 09:31 PM
Hawt

Levian
12-12-2008, 09:31 PM
gawd, finally caught up. YOU MOVE FAST AG, and I love you for it.

Rye
12-12-2008, 09:31 PM
Levian is so attractive, he looks like Edward Cullen!

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:32 PM
gawd, finally caught up. YOU MOVE FAST AG, and I love you for it.Yeah she seriously does and it's an improvement!

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 09:32 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/keithneverchanegsfaciaexpre.gif

Make it. (http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/)

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 09:32 PM
well done Rye

You must like the number 9! Otherwise, you confuse me, gentleman.
confusion has been made

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:33 PM
And the winner is...

Clouded Sky!

Clouded Sky 18
Levian 9

I'll console you big Lev! :jokey:

Levian
12-12-2008, 09:33 PM
oh and Clouded Sky will win by a landslide btw

edit: see?

Congrats man!

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:34 PM
He just wanted it more!

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 09:34 PM
double is a pretty big landslide

Lawr
12-12-2008, 09:34 PM
I've been trying to score with Sheep since the first day I saw him post.

Since he's cute I guess that's a bonus.

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 09:35 PM
Way to call it after it's announced, Lev! :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:35 PM
Evilist Member

The finalists:
Bunny
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryukishi
Leeza
rubah
Tavrobel

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Bunny
Momiji: Bunny
Old Manus: Bunny
Yaridovich: Bunny
Jessweeee?: Tavrobel
qwertyxsora: Tavrobel
Levian: Bunny
Tavrobel: Bunny
Clouded Sky: Bunny
Sergeant Hartman: Bunny
Sir Lancealot: Tavrobel
Del Murder: Bunny
Psychotic: Bunny
Rocket Edge: Bunny
I'm my own MILF: Bunny
Noctiluca: Bunny
Shiny: Bunny
Bunny: Bunny

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Bunny 15 83%
Tavrobel 3 17%

* speech coming soon from Harle *

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:35 PM
The finals have been cute vs sexy and cute has won both times!

(well I think you're sort of sexy too sheep but you're mostly cute and jesus christ this sentence is overwhelmingly gay better talk about boobs. Boobs. Phew)

Rocket Edge
12-12-2008, 09:36 PM
Rantzien is brilliant.

Lawr
12-12-2008, 09:36 PM
"Evilist"

Bunny
12-12-2008, 09:36 PM
jesus christ

Levian
12-12-2008, 09:37 PM
Nice save, Psy.

Del Murder is evil? Go Del!

Rye
12-12-2008, 09:37 PM
The finals have been cute vs sexy and cute has won both times!

(well I think you're sort of sexy too sheep but you're mostly cute and jesus christ this sentence is overwhelmingly gay better talk about boobs. Boobs. Phew)

Do not deny your inner desires, Ponyboy.

Go Bun Bun~

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:37 PM
Those not making the cut:

Del Murder 10
Kawaii Ryukishi 9
rubah 3
Leeza 1
RSL 1

Bunny or Tav? Either way, that's no Easter Bunny.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 09:38 PM
Del Murder is evil? Go Del!

Byck Rider was. :shifty:

Levian
12-12-2008, 09:38 PM
more btw:

Congrats to Sagensyg on Best Usernoter, that's awesome!

and lulz at best santa and helper.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:39 PM
And the winner is...

Bunny

Bunny 26
Tavrobel 11

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:41 PM
He's a sweetheart. This is wrong.

Lawr
12-12-2008, 09:41 PM
You heard the people, Paulsykins.

Rye
12-12-2008, 09:41 PM
Anyone who listens to the Wicked soundtrack cannot be evil! :confused:

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:42 PM
The people don't know him like I do. They don't know his inner, tender nature.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:42 PM
Now we'll do a 180 and check out the...

Incest Member

The finalists:
Aerith's Knight
Jessweeee?
Marshall Banana
rubah
scrumpleberry

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Marshall banana
Momiji: Marshall Banana
Old Manus: Marshall Banana
Yaridovich: Marshall Banana
Jessweeee?: Marshall Banana
qwertyxsora: rubah
Levian: Marshall Banana
Tavrobel: Marshall Banana
Clouded Sky: Jessweeee?
Sergeant Hartman: Marshall Banana
Sir Lancealot: Jessweeee?
Del Murder: Marshall Banana
Psychotic: Marshall Banana
Rocket Edge: scrumpleberry
I'm my own MILF: Marshall Banana
Noctiluca: Marshall Banana
Shiny: Marshall Banana
Bunny: scrumpleberry

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Marshall Banana 13 72%
Jessweeee? 2 11%
scrumpleberry 2 11%
rubah 1 6%


The EoFF Nicest Member Ciddie is awarded to someone who is not a jerk. The member receiving this award is polite, kind and caring to all members, quite possibly to the point of being annoying. I move that this Ciddie be known forthwith as the "Nicest/Most Annoying Member". Okay, that would be pretty stupid, but you get my drift.

If you've ever got that warm, fuzzy feeling you get when a stranger is nice to you, then no doubt that person is one of our nominees. If they aren't, then you failed to nominate them and should feel horrible about yourself.

Our nominees for Nicest Member are:

Aerith's Knight - AK is the only male in the running for this award, which is to be expected really - we males can't quite match the level of 'nice' that females display (/generalisation)

Jessweeee? - The name Jessweeee? just oozes nice, doesn't it? I think it's the multiple e's and the ? that does it.

Marshall Banana - Marshall Banana makes me think of marshmellows and bananas, two things that I would consider nice.

rubah - rubah is nice, and we all know it. That's why she's nominated, obviously. Is there anything more to say?

scrumpleberry - If you were talking to someone named scrumpleberry, you'd automatically assume they were nice, wouldn't you? I know I would, so that's all I have to say!

Now, I know my descriptions were based on their names (except for AK :D), but this is all you get for a rush job. If you wanted a decent speech, you should have written it yourself!

Who is the Nicest Member of EoFF? I'll leave the revelation to Award Girl ;)

Levian
12-12-2008, 09:42 PM
ooh, another landslide

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 09:42 PM
Incest member? :choc:

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:42 PM
Proto for Incest Member!

Rye
12-12-2008, 09:42 PM
Oh dear.

EDIT:
shdhgfhghdfgthjdjdjdsahhahhaahha i freaking love you paul proto for incest member for the smooth moves he put on his cousin

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:43 PM
;)

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 09:43 PM
wait what?

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 09:44 PM
AH\shahashashahahahasghaa best ciddies ever

Lawr
12-12-2008, 09:44 PM
Cram it Psy

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 09:44 PM
Best part of the Ciddies 08!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:44 PM
Those who missed the cut:

scrumpleberry 12
rubah 9
Aerith's Knight 1
RSL 1

Jessweeee♪or
Marshall Banana?

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:45 PM
To be fair to Proto, his cousin was pretty hot.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 09:46 PM
I got one vote!

And it wasn't me! =D

Who is it? I wanna give you money.

Rye
12-12-2008, 09:46 PM
To be fair to Proto, his cousin was pretty hot.

Some would argue that Princess Snow Peach is actually quite cold.

But not in bed, hubbah hubbah!

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 09:47 PM
lolololol thanks for the votes guys

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:50 PM
lolololol thanks for the votes guysI checked my votes hoping I was the one person who voted for AK, and instead it turns out I voted for you. What was I thinking! :greenie:

Momiji
12-12-2008, 09:51 PM
Wow, the victories this time around are so...hilariously fail.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:51 PM
Sorry, Award Guy just came home and I needed to say Hi. :jokey:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:52 PM
And the winner is...

Jessweeee♪!

Jessweeee♪ 20
Marshall Banana 18

Isn't that nice?

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 09:53 PM
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee♪

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 09:54 PM
Well done Jessweeee!

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 09:54 PM
Sorry, Award Guy just came home and I needed to say Hi. :jokey:
no worries, I needed the toilet anyway

Rye
12-12-2008, 09:54 PM
Good job, Jess!

Don't worry, Monda, I'll give you kisses better... &hearts;

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:55 PM
And now on to the top 10!

Best Newbie

The finalists:
Gwawr
MadeOfApples
Nice
Peach of Mist
WulfyGirl

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Nice
Momiji: Peach of Mist
Old Manus: Gwawr
Yaridovich: Nice
Jessweeee?: Nice
qwertyxsora: Gwawr
Levian: WulfyGirl
Tavrobel: Nice
Clouded Sky: Peach of Mist
Sergeant Hartman: MadeOfApples
Sir Lancealot: Nice
Del Murder: WulfyGirl
Psychotic: Gwawr
Rocket Edge: Gwawr
I'm my own MILF: Gwawr
Noctiluca: Gwawr
Shiny: Nice
Bunny: Gwawr

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Gwawr 7 39%
Nice 6 33%
Peach of Mist 2 11%
WulfyGirl 2 11%
MadeOfApples 1 6%


Best Newbie:

The Best Newbie award is the award that goes to the Best Newbie.


I could do a lame DD one-liner, but I won't. This award is one of the most special out of them all. Unlike most of the other awards, you can only be eligible, let alone win it, once. Unless you join like a day or two before the nominations start and spam the place up gaining instant recognition, but you'd be more likely to win MLT Get Banned for that. I'm one of the fortunate ones. Six months ago, I was not only nominated for this award, but I beat off competition from more awesome members such as Akaria and Caraliz to win it. Why the hell more people voted for me, I don't know. Were you all on crack or did you just forget to take your medication? Winning this award is a great accomplishment. You have to make yourself noticed on a board full of people who have no idea who the hell you are, and with so many well established friendship groups here that's no easy feat. But if I can do it, anyone can do it. Even you, random person who joined last week declaring "I LOVE FF AND SEPHIROTH IS MY LOVER". You'll have to stop acting like a complete n00b and send Psy pictures of your tits though. I didn't send him pictures of my tits. Granted I doubt he'd want them unless I had a sex change. Anyway, let's take a look at the nominees:

Gwawr:
The welsh beauty with a love of musical instruments and classical music. She's been pretty active since joining.

MadeofApples:
An active newbie who claims to be made of fruit. It's no wonder he's also up for Weirdest Member :tongue:

Nice:
He seems nice.

Peach of Mist:
One of several fruit based newbies recently. My theory is they're all Roto's second/third/fourth etc accounts. But I'm probably wrong. His second account is obviously Roto14 :tongue:

WulfyGirl:
She's friends with Jessweee, and that alone makes her pretty neat. And I hear she and GoBo have a thing. +1 awesome point.

But who will win this coveted award? In a startling upset, the winner is...ME!


Just kidding folks. Now, over to the sexy Award Girl for the results ;)

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 09:55 PM
Good job, Jess!

Don't worry, Monda, I'll give you kisses better... ♥

The images... how did they NOT win smexiest couple? 0_o

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:56 PM
And those who didn't make the cut:

WulfyGirl 11
Nice 9
Peach of Mist 7
RSL 1

Gwawr or MadeOfApples? There can be only one!

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 09:57 PM
Nice:
He seems nice.Digging the one-liner. :lol:

Marshall Banana
12-12-2008, 09:57 PM
Good job, Jess!

Don't worry, Monda, I'll give you kisses better... &hearts;
More boobietime? =O

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:58 PM
And the winner is...

Gwawr!

Gwawr 15
MadeOfApples 14

That's what I say to Award Guy when it's time for bed!

Rye
12-12-2008, 09:58 PM
Good job, Jess!

Don't worry, Monda, I'll give you kisses better... ♥

The images... how did they NOT win smexiest couple? 0_o

Because the image of Evastio's censored face, in his flannel shirt and he takes out of his Johnson is to die for! :bigsmile:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 09:59 PM
In the fitting tradition of spam, here's the Best Spammer speech, randomly inserted into the revelation thread!


Best Spammer

The Best Spammer Award, or ?Worst Poster? as some call it, is somewhat of a badge of honour in the world of the Ciddies. ?You?re Best Member!? Big whoop. ?You?re Sexiest Male!? Well, duh. But it?s when ye olde Best Spammer comes up that people really soil their kegs. And it?s understandable too. Look at a previous, and currently nominated Spammer: Psychotic. He spams like a mad old bastard, yet he has been given a position of authority. And take a look at Rantzien. He?s also been nominated for MLT Become a Cid?s Knight. There?s obviously a trend in the world of EoFF (1, possibly 2, people count as a trend) of giving power to those who talk bollocks. Though I suppose that?s how true democracy works anyway.

Anyhoo. Let?s have a gander at, for laziness? simplicity?s sake, the first post of each nominee that I look at and analyse the Spamminess Factor. Let?s play?THE S FACTOR!

Baloki:


Quick someone design an RSL skin, force it upon everybody then we spam for a week solid :D!

Look at that. Just look at it. Not only is he talking bollocks, but he?s also suggesting that everyone join in. This sort of Spamminess is what makes a true Spam Lord, a title of which Baloki is clearly worthy of. Maybe. Depending on the votes. We?ll see.


Demon Dude:


Y'all can fire at me! I have a rhythmic shield.

What? Whilst everything can make sense to someone, this makes no sense to me because I haven?t looked at the thread it was posted in. Had I done so, it?d probably just make less sense. To me, this high a level of WTF? deserves some sort of merit. A Ciddie perhaps? I dunno. This isn?t posted until we?ve found out anyway. Congratulations, or commiserations.


Fonz:


Maybe EoFF is full of sunshine and rainbows. :mog:

Certainly not. My E-lie detector just passed out and is currently whimpering in unconscious agony, somehow. If telling outright LIES is what counts as Spamming in this day and age, then Fonz rules the Spamroost. What a beast.


Old Manus:

I can?t find anything useful in the first page of his Post Search, so screw it. The fact that it took more than 10 seconds longer than anyone else to get to the first page speaks for itself. With this level of constant arsewording, he?s likely to become top EoFF dog within a year. Which I highly recommend, by the way.


Psychotic:


Happy birthday let's go eat some toast.

Psychotic, who isn?t a kitty, now comes with 97% more crap. Who eats toast on their birthdays? People like Psychotic, that?s who. Are people like Psychotic good Spammers? Who knows? Award Girl knows. Ask her.


Rantzien:


I uh- :erm:

Hey look a cow!

Freaking delicious. Not the post or Rantzien?s Spamtalent. I was just reading one of my more superior posts. But I?m not nominated. So that?s hardly relevant to you bastards. Anyway, Rantzien is a top notch Spammer, in my obviously meaningless view. I laugh at somewhere between 8 and 74% of his posts, because they are funny. But is funny the same as Spammy? This, a once much discussed topic by all great philosophers, is a question that means nothing nowadays. Much like your votes for Best Spammer, as I?m not included.

Noobs. And now, to make sure you all think I?m actually joking and not at all bitter: :bigsmile:

Since this is late, I suggest you all just past tense everything. :)

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 09:59 PM
Waaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss

Rantz
12-12-2008, 10:00 PM
Well deserved, Gwawr! :)

Gwawr
12-12-2008, 10:00 PM
Very kind. And a little confusing.

Cymru am byth. ;)

I Took the Red Pill
12-12-2008, 10:00 PM
Damn, I'm late on these Ciddies.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/keithneverchanegsfaciaexpre.gif

:laugh:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:01 PM
Best Regular

The finalists:
Akaria
Blue Harvest
IronOcean
Krelian
Sir Lancealot
Vaern

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Vaern
Momiji: Blue Harvest
Old Manus: Blue Harvest
Yaridovich: Blue Harvest
Jessweeee?: Vaern
qwertyxsora: Blue Harvest
Levian: Blue Harvest
Tavrobel: Blue Harvest
Clouded Sky: Blue Harvest
Sergeant Hartman: Blue Harvest
Sir Lancealot: Blue Harvest
Del Murder: Blue Harvest
Psychotic: Blue Harvest
Rocket Edge: Blue Harvest
I'm my own MILF: Akaria
Noctiluca: Blue Harvest
Shiny: Blue Harvest
Bunny: Blue Harvest

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Blue Harvest 15 83%
Vaern 2 11%
Akaria 1 6%


This was given to me 6 months ago by 1 vote. I have kept it shiny by keeping it in a pokeball under my bed, but who will get this next? Will it be...

Akaria?
You're a regular. I thought I joined after you. wow, I feel old now. :p
Blue Harvest?
Probably going to be you. But I won't admit that until you admit that Ivysaur is the Cutest pokemon ever! :bigsmile:
IronOcean?
He can cook. He should find Miriel and post pictures of meals for everyone to enjoy. Or just make lots of cooking threads for the other 7 or so EoFFers who can make more then ramen for dinner, :quina:
Krelian?
I'm not sure exactly who you are. You're that member who lives in Germany Right. Well then, I'll say that even though I don't know you, you're country makes great food. Yum Yum! :D
Sir Lancealot?
You play Mafia. You live in Australia. For Some reason I always spell your name wrong. I'm making this speech up as I go. :choc:
Vaern
Another person I think registered before me. You have dragons, so you are awesome. Thats goes for you too BH and SL. Also, Goldenboko, revive the member tournament. The sprite in her sig commands you! :tonberry:

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 10:02 PM
Well done Gwawr! You're gonna be a great member :bigsmile:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:03 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Akaria 8
Sir Lancealot 6
IronOcean 4
Krelian 4
RSL 1

Blue Harvest or Vaern? Who can out-regular the other?

Lawr
12-12-2008, 10:04 PM
I'm loving the variety in the predictions

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 10:05 PM
Go Vaern! BH is awesome, but Vaern really needs moar love.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:05 PM
And the winner is...

Blue Harvest!

Blue Harvest 21
Vaern 17

Win Best Member and one day I might accept your proposal! :jokey:

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:06 PM
congrats blue harvest! :eek:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:07 PM
Best Veteran

The finalists:
Cz
Goldenboko
I'm my own MILF
Pureghetto
Quin
Sagensyg

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Quin
Momiji: I'm my own MILF
Old Manus: I'm my own MILF
Yaridovich: Pureghetto
Jessweeee?: I'm my own MILF
qwertyxsora: Pureghetto
Levian: Goldenboko
Tavrobel: I'm my own MILF
Clouded Sky: Pureghetto
Sergeant Hartman: I'm my own MILF
Sir Lancealot: Quin
Del Murder: I'm my own MILF
Psychotic: Pureghetto
Rocket Edge: Pureghetto
I'm my own MILF: I'm my own MILF
Noctiluca: Pureghetto
Shiny: I'm my own MILF
Bunny: Quin

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
I'm my own MILF 8 44%
Pureghetto 6 33%
Quin 3 17%
Goldenboko 1 6%


Veterans are stupid, I don't like them. I hope they die.


Cizz
Is like an obnoxious neighbour you hate to love to love to hate. He doesn't wipe his feet before entering your house, he doesn't clean up after himself and his socks are never clean. Once you reported him to the police for harassing your wife, sexually, with a kite, but they didn't have enough resources to follow up on it. Cz sometimes thinks he's a velociraptor, shown by his piercing scream before he attacks, he refused to cut his nails in 6 months as he likes those clacking sounds raptors make when they're trying to find your hiding place. If Cz doesn't win this award we might have to put him to sleep before he gets aggressive.

Goldenprick
Gobo has enormous front teeth. The only things he buys in the store are nuts and carrots. If Gobo had to choose between nuts and carrots, he would cheat on his wife, call her a fat slut and yell in her ear never to make him choose between either of them again. Gobo claims to have invented the color Gurple, which isn't even a colour. It's just purple with glitter on it. I'm sorry, Gobo, but it's really not a colour.

Huxley Panettiere
Hux tried to kill me once. You know how cats can kill babies by breathing in all the oxygen around them? That's actually exactly what Hux does. I accidentally touched his shoulder once, and he went nuts and started hyperventilating in my face trying to suck up all my oxygen. It was a smurfing close call, and I just barely made it. Just a heads up to you all. He's smurfing mental.

Pure Gepetto
PG is a funeral entertainer. He always found funerals so damned predictable, everyone knows what's going to happen. There's flowers with kind words, some old skank singing Amazing Grace off key and absolutely no sherades. Not on PG's watch there ain't! Flowers are out, balloons are in. Black balloons, of course. Anything else would be tacky. Shut up, Boko. There won't be Gurple balloons. Why not finish it all off with a poem on the balloon too?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your face is molding
But you haven't got a clue

Have a happy funeral, love from the craaaaazy gang at the office. <3

Quin
Quin is a prostitute in my bed, Quin is a prostitute in my bed, Quin is a prostitute in my bed! Hey... it didn't work!And I knocked my heels together three times and everything. Quin vanishes for several months at a time, presumably to collect specimen from public restrooms in Las Vegas trying to produce the antidote for the terrible rash on his penis. Good luck with that! I should probably mention the name Harle in this last sentence.

Sagensyg
Sagensyg can burn in hell for all I care.

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 10:07 PM
xDDDD

Levian, I love you! :love:

Rye
12-12-2008, 10:09 PM
Levian has turned into an emo kid. I know what to buy him for Christmas. A Hot Topic gift card. Or whatever they have in Norway. Hattu Topikk?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:09 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Pureghetto 11
I'm my own MILF 10
Sagensyg 6
Quin 5
RSL 1

Cz or Goldenboko? Who will Levian revile more?

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:09 PM
what the smurf man that killed me xD

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 10:09 PM
hahaha levian adds a second notch in making this ciddies a bit more interesting.
c'mon dave!
EDIT: damn :eep:

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 10:11 PM
L-Levia! :kaocry2:

The shock! The horror! From you, of all people?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:11 PM
And the winner is...

Cz!

Cz 15
Goldenboko 14

Poor Gobo. Tied to a life of failure. :(

Rye
12-12-2008, 10:12 PM
Cz-cz-cz-cz-cz-cz-czeck it out!

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:12 PM
Glad you like it.

ooh I don't know who to root for.

edit: congrats old buddy old pal!

Rantz
12-12-2008, 10:12 PM
I love that man. He should come back!

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:12 PM
Gorgeous George. :aimkiss:
Desperate Dan. :weep:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:12 PM
Best Recognized Member / Former Staff

The finalists:
Big D
Jess
Jojee
Levian
Meat Puppet
Necronopticous

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Levian
Momiji: Levian
Old Manus: Levian
Yaridovich: Levian
Jessweeee?: Levian
qwertyxsora: Levian
Levian: Jojee
Tavrobel: Levian
Clouded Sky: Jojee
Sergeant Hartman: Levian
Sir Lancealot: Big D
Del Murder: Levian
Psychotic: Levian
Rocket Edge: Big D
I'm my own MILF: Levian
Noctiluca: Big D
Shiny: Levian
Bunny: Levian

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Levian 13 72%
Big D 3 17%
Jojee 2 11%

Lack of Gobo speech for the fail! :aimmad:

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 10:12 PM
well done Zc

Lawr
12-12-2008, 10:13 PM
So that makes two friendships I've broken in like the last hour.

Congrats SeeZee!

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:15 PM
So that makes two friendships I've broken in like the last hour.

Congrats SeeZee!

Oh you know I love you, right?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:15 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Jojee 11
Jess 4
Necronopticous 4
Meat Puppet 2
RSL 1

Levian or Big D? Shorty or "Biggie"? Kiwi or Dutch/Norwegian/Finnish/Whatever?

Rye
12-12-2008, 10:16 PM
juhu klatretros~~~ <3

Jojee
12-12-2008, 10:17 PM
Thanks for the votes everyone. Took an excruciating exam today and then spent a good part of the rest of the afternoon bawling, so it's a nice thing to come back to. xD I won 2 Ciddies? Amazing. <3 Guess that's enough of a break and back to cramming then before I can bawl after my next exam. ;p

Grats to all the winners.

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:18 PM
Beating Jojo is all that matters to me.

edit: ooh, hi jojo.

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 10:18 PM
Huxley Panettiere
Hux tried to kill me once. You know how cats can kill babies by breathing in all the oxygen around them? That's actually exactly what Hux does. I accidentally touched his shoulder once, and he went nuts and started hyperventilating in my face trying to suck up all my oxygen. It was a smurfing close call, and I just barely made it. Just a heads up to you all. He's smurfing mental.

Fshshaaghaghahahaa I love you Lev <3 *Breathes rapidly at you*

Lawr
12-12-2008, 10:19 PM
*burns*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:19 PM
And the winner is...

Levian!

Levian 22
Big D 15

Congrats! You're a big boy now!

I Took the Red Pill
12-12-2008, 10:20 PM
obligatory short joke

Baloki
12-12-2008, 10:21 PM
And the winner is...

Baloki!

Baloki 19
Demon Dude 11

20 years, 3 bans and 2000,000 warnings plus a fight with Mirel all for this :D I finally beat JoJo to this award :D


BALOKI YOUR A SOC ONLY SOCS WIN CIDDIES!!! :moomba:

I'll soc you! Right in the Dr Unne is Gay!


And the winner is:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html


http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html 18
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121512-dark-dirty-evil-secrets.html 13

Is the new theory RA = U?

Not only do I win best spammer but my duet with Iceglow wins another Ciddie ^o^

Ps. If I win Highwind or Best Site Staff someone call me, I want to laugh down the phone :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:21 PM
Best Site Staff

The finalists:
Azar
Baloki
DK
Flying Mullet
Heath
Momiji
o_O
Roogle
rubah
Tavrobel
theundeadhero

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: rubah
Momiji: rubah
Old Manus: Momiji
Yaridovich: Momiji
Jessweeee?: Flying Mullet
qwertyxsora: Momiji
Levian: Momiji
Tavrobel: rubah
Clouded Sky: Flying Mullet
Sergeant Hartman: Momiji
Sir Lancealot: o_O
Del Murder: Momiji
Psychotic: rubah
Rocket Edge: rubah
I'm my own MILF: Momiji
Noctiluca: Momiji
Shiny: Azar
Bunny: rubah

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Momiji 8 44%
rubah 6 33%
Flying Mullet 2 11%
o_O 1 6%
Azar 1 6%


12/5 - Did nothing

12/6 - Did nothing

12/7 - Did Nothing

12/8 - Did Nothing

12/9 - Did Nothing

12/10 - Did Nothing

12/11 - An actual change in the Ciddies. Voting Closed, now I actually have something to do, so I'll write a page and put it somewhere!

12/12 - Will probably do nothing.

Yeah... thats what happened with this speech, it sat there, unwritten while I did other things like sleep and stuff like that. Thats also what the site staff are like, they sit there with a strawberry next to their name, and about once a month something comes up so they stare at it for a good week then get bored, code the page probably in 1 sitting and proceed to do nothing. Except for Momiji, he fixes spelling and capitalization errors as well. Anyway, you chose from this list that was forced upon you, so lets give them a little recognition. They sometimes do stuff, I think.

Azar
Baloki :ichigo:
DK :ichigo:
eternalshiva :ichigo:
Flying Mullet :ichigo:
Heath :ichigo:
Momiji :ichigo:
o_O :ichigo:
Renmiri :ichigo:
Roogle
rubah :ichigo:
Spatvark
Tavrobel :ichigo:
theundeadhero :ichigo:

Now I have to remember to finish my stuff I said I would do for Super Mario RPG, herass me to do it became I'm lazy!

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:22 PM
*tear*

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:23 PM
Hahahah qwerty just slammed the SS.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:23 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Momiji 6
o_O 6
rubah 6
theundeadhero 6
Tavrobel 4
Azar 3
Heath 3
Roogle 2
RSL 1

Baloki, DK or Flying Mullet? Who can procrastinate the best?

Baloki
12-12-2008, 10:23 PM
Oh Award Girl, forcing me to stick around for one more award, how will House watch itself now?

Lawr
12-12-2008, 10:24 PM
Nice speech rayquaza!

Tavrobel
12-12-2008, 10:24 PM
You all suck. Seriously.


Hahahah qwerty just slammed the SS.

It ain't me, babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:25 PM
And the winner is...

Flying Mullet!

Flying Mullet 9
DK 8
Baloki 7

Apparently that old dog has a new trick or two.

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:25 PM
You all suck. Seriously.At least you beat the ginger.

EDIT: Get out of here old man! :p

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 10:26 PM
Another hard-earned Ciddie.

Thanks everyone! :chef:

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:26 PM
w00t. very spread out votes :D

congrats flying mulletz

Baloki
12-12-2008, 10:26 PM
And the winner is...

Flying Mullet!

Flying Mullet 9
DK 8
Baloki 7

Apparently that old dog has a new trick or two.

I contest this result, until Flying Mullet has rid the forums of Usernotes and Visitor Messages he does not deserve this award!

Tavrobel
12-12-2008, 10:26 PM
At least you beat the ginger.

EDIT: Get out of here old man! :p

Ohh, no. I'm thinking of something else. You'll see.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:29 PM
Site Staff Highwind Award


Site Staff Highwind Award
Why two? Isn't the opinion of the public enough?

No, you bloody, ignorant heap of masses. I will, of course stack my scorn and my distaste on you, because no one actually reads speeches. Instead, my powerful rhetoric will passively convince you all that the Site Staff are, in fact, awesome. Not only are we awesome, but we have acquired that which no one can ever have in the history of the world: a distaste for ourselves.

Now, keep your love locked down. Or else, you lose. Sure we can say that the Site Staff are lazy, full of sloth, and incredibly angry more than half of the time, but what matters most is that we, with enough time, get the job done. It's not enough that the public gets to choose, but within a community of people with special status, we too have our opinions, while we muse, smoke, and drink behind the glass.

Despite the opinions of the public, there is always work going on. The problem is that people don't always see it. What's the point of showing you if we ourselves aren't satisfied with it? The best opinion is the informed opinion. And frankly, we're pretty sure that we're informed. Three sections in the works, plans for about six more, and a constant drive for finding new information to provide is but the tip of the iceberg that Site Staff do. You just don't get to see it.

Ohh, and in case you haven't realized it by now, I'm pretty sure that Baloki deserves this Ciddie. Congratulations, dear friend.

Congratulations on the Site Staff Highwind Award, Baloki! :)

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 10:29 PM
And I'll get you that SMRPG thing by the end of next year.

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 10:30 PM
Good job Baloki! Your work on redesigning the front-site has been awesome! :beer:

There, I have my one obligatory "say something nice about Baloki" post this year!

Tavrobel
12-12-2008, 10:30 PM
By the way, you all suck.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:31 PM
Best Cid's Knight

The finalists:
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Flying Mullet
Hsu
KoShiatar
Miriel
Psychotic
rubah
theundeadhero
Zeromus_X

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Flying Mullet
Momiji: Psychotic
Old Manus: Psychotic
Yaridovich: Psychotic
Jessweeee?: rubah
qwertyxsora: rubah
Levian: Psychotic
Tavrobel: Psychotic
Clouded Sky: Psychotic
Sergeant Hartman: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Del Murder: Psychotic
Psychotic: Flying Mullet
Rocket Edge: Flying Mullet
I'm my own MILF: Flying Mullet
Noctiluca: Flying Mullet
Shiny: Psychotic
Bunny: Flying Mullet

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Psychotic 9 50%
Flying Mullet 7 39%
rubah 2 11%


Best Cid's Knight
<table><tr><td align="center" width="60">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/Sagensyg/Ivalice/BlueMage.gif</td><td>THE
BEST CID'S KNIGHT
CIDDIE<hr></td></tr></table>
<table><tr><td align="left" valign="top" width=100%>They say the best way to rule is with an Iron Fist. 13 moderators in this case.
The truthfulness to this is questionable since I just made it up for the sake of this speech.

The Cid's Knights or "Cleanup Crew" as I like to call them are the moderators here at EoFF. Some may appear to be more strict than others, but they all share one common goal--and that is to ban anyone who tries to ???????? :erm: !!
GOOD GRACIOUS ESPECIALLY, ???????? and oh yes ?????????:hot:

The day I catch the little punk who gives me cheesecake on my bad days...oh man...

Right. Now what was I talking about? Yes, they all share one common goal and that is to keep order on EoFF and make sure Baloki doesn't get out of line! :jess:

Now lets just see which one supposedly is the 'best' at doing so!
</td><td align="right" valign="center" width="60">Cid's Knights
Azar
Behold The Void
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Flying Mullet
Hsu
KoShiatar
Miriel
Psychotic
rubah
theundeadhero
Zeromus_X</td></tr></table>

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:31 PM
oh no not baloki

For this I would be happy with a rubah or Mullet victory!

Momiji
12-12-2008, 10:32 PM
And I'll get you that SMRPG thing by the end of next year.

:up:

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:33 PM
Give me an F, give me an M.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:34 PM
Those not making the cut:

rubah 8
Miriel 6
theundeadhero 3
Zeromus_X 3
fire_of_avalon 2
Hsu 2
eestlinc 1
KoShiatar 1
RSL 1

Which leaves none other than Flying Mullet and Psychotic in a rematch of the June 2008 Best Cid's Knight Ciddie. Will Psychotic be able to hold on to his crown or will that "young" CK upstart Flying Mullet knock the old vet off of his throne?

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:35 PM
Get out of here. You're the old one. Go back to your Zeppelin, Grandpa!

(gl dude you deserve this one)

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:35 PM
Haha, awesome match up. Loving this.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:36 PM
And the winner is...

Psychotic!

Psychotic 18
Flying Mullet 17

A full year of Best CK. Don't let it get to your head! :p

Rye
12-12-2008, 10:37 PM
Wow, go Elizagurth! <3 You deserve it! And so does FM!

Baloki
12-12-2008, 10:37 PM
Site Staff Highwind Award


Site Staff Highwind Award
Why two? Isn't the opinion of the public enough?

No, you bloody, ignorant heap of masses. I will, of course stack my scorn and my distaste on you, because no one actually reads speeches. Instead, my powerful rhetoric will passively convince you all that the Site Staff are, in fact, awesome. Not only are we awesome, but we have acquired that which no one can ever have in the history of the world: a distaste for ourselves.

Now, keep your love locked down. Or else, you lose. Sure we can say that the Site Staff are lazy, full of sloth, and incredibly angry more than half of the time, but what matters most is that we, with enough time, get the job done. It's not enough that the public gets to choose, but within a community of people with special status, we too have our opinions, while we muse, smoke, and drink behind the glass.

Despite the opinions of the public, there is always work going on. The problem is that people don't always see it. What's the point of showing you if we ourselves aren't satisfied with it? The best opinion is the informed opinion. And frankly, we're pretty sure that we're informed. Three sections in the works, plans for about six more, and a constant drive for finding new information to provide is but the tip of the iceberg that Site Staff do. You just don't get to see it.

Ohh, and in case you haven't realized it by now, I'm pretty sure that Baloki deserves this Ciddie. Congratulations, dear friend.

Congratulations on the Site Staff Highwind Award, Baloki! :)

I see how this is, Flying Mullet gets large, bold text for winning an award for doing nothing while Baloki gets an incredibly small footnote for doing lots of hard work!

And you wonder why I'm becoming more embittered and like spatty every day?

Momiji
12-12-2008, 10:37 PM
Wow, so close!

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 10:37 PM
So close, yet so far.

Guess I'm waching Psychotic's car for another year...

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:37 PM
It already has. From now on, I proclaim myself LORD of the STAFF FORUM. All shall bow to me! Again, I thank the voters of EoFF for thinking of me. You're alright. Let's do lunch sometime, guys.

(you had better win the bloody highwind)

Momiji
12-12-2008, 10:38 PM
Hahahah qwerty just slammed the SS.

All of them except for me, it seems. XD

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:39 PM
Two full years of best CK actually.

Congrats man, you definitely are the best CK.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:40 PM
Best Administrator

The finalists:
Austin
crono_logical
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryukishi
Leeza
Loony BoB
Roogle
Samuraid
ShlupQuack
WarrenW

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Loony BoB
Momiji: Loony BoB
Old Manus: Del Murder
Yaridovich: Del Murder
Jessweeee?: ShlupQuack
qwertyxsora: Samuraid
Levian: Del Murder
Tavrobel: Del Murder
Clouded Sky: Del Murder
Sergeant Hartman: Del Murder
Sir Lancealot: crono_logical
Del Murder: Del Murder
Psychotic: Del Murder
Rocket Edge: Del Murder
I'm my own MILF: Del Murder
Noctiluca: ShlupQuack
Shiny: Del Murder
Bunny: Loony BoB

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Del Murder 11 61%
Loony BoB 3 17%
ShlupQuack 2 11%
Samuraid 1 6%
crono_logical 1 6%


These are the few, the powerful, the silver titled Administrators. They have either been faithful members of the forums for years, or just bought the place and or were hired to help run it. Meh, leads to the same thing, a secret forum where they can make fun of you all they want. :shifty:

And just to make it all pretty, I'll borrow all the different moderator tags for this speech. I'll give them back later :choc:

Austin
Well I've never seen him post, so that may hurt his chances. If he posted, that would really cool.
crono_logical
It's techie number 1, who is able to do lots of coding stuff, when he's not too busy playing touhou or other games. :p He likes cookies, so click on the cookie monster in his sig. :cookie:
Del Murder
I just had to use Miriel's tags here. :D Del is the mafia admin, making all the namechanges for us, then sometimes playing and having fun. But break the rules, and your knees will never be the same.
Kawaii Ryukishi
Kishi is able to find amazing FFV pictures. Also :tpg:
Leeza
Leeka will pounce on your oversize sig, then pwt her kitties. :cat: also she may change your name for you.
Loony BoB
*Insert pie chart about BoB here*
MichaelC
Ummm, he's one of the owners of the site, gave away a PS3, and is named Michael. Will he beat Warren and Austin this time??
Roogle
Roogle is really cool. He gets a cookie. Too bad crono_logical ate them all already.:monster2: Also he's SSS, so he has 2 titles.
Samuraid
I ran out of tags I think, so I'll reuse some. Our other techie is able to revamp the wiki in a single action, whenever he stops wandering around with his katana.
ShlupQuack
The one. The only. The mind that brought you fluffy puff, under the sea, and :ariel: She also teaches children.
WarrenW
The other half of the owners of the forum. Round 3 of his rivalry with Michael is today, who will come out on top this time? (Probably whoever Demon Dude voted for.)


And finally, there is Cid. He gets abnoxious large text instead, because I feel like it.
CID MADE THESE FORUMS, LOVE HIM!
caps locks makes it true

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 10:40 PM
thanks for the tags ^_^

Baloki
12-12-2008, 10:41 PM
Go WarrenW

Tavrobel
12-12-2008, 10:41 PM
I see how this is, Flying Mullet gets large, bold text for winning an award for doing nothing while Baloki gets an incredibly small footnote for doing lots of hard work!

And you wonder why I'm becoming more embittered and like spatty every day?

Baloki has a point. And that is the people besides him suck. I agree with this notion.

Momiji
12-12-2008, 10:41 PM
Come on, Munty or Sam!

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:42 PM
Del Murder is the man

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:42 PM
<center>Site Staff Highwind Award
has been awarded to
<span style="font-size: 140pt;">BALOKI!</span></center>

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:42 PM
I, for one, am rooting for Austin.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:44 PM
Those not making the cut:

Leeza 8
Samuraid 8
WarrenW 3
Roogle 3
Austin 1
crono_logical 1
Kawaii Ryukishi 1
RSL 1

Del Murder, Loony BoB or ShlupQuack. Which overlord will take home the Ciddie?

Rye
12-12-2008, 10:44 PM
Go Slurpy! <3

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:44 PM
Wait wait wait!

How many votes did MichaelC get?

Momiji
12-12-2008, 10:45 PM
( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Tavrobel
12-12-2008, 10:45 PM
<center>Site Staff Highwind Award
has been awarded to
<span style="font-size: 140pt;">A furry!</span></center>

Twelve posts too late, you know.

Edited as to not stretch tables.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:46 PM
I they aren't on the list they didn't get any votes.

And the winner is:

Del Murder!

Del Murder 13
ShlupQuack 12
Loony BoB 10

If we named these awards after Del Murder, would we be sued because we called them the "Tonys"?

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 10:46 PM
Fun fact: Loony BoB died in the line of duty 2 years ago. The rest of the staff has been taking turns posting under his account to keep up apperances. You won't even believe how much we had to pay off smitten to keep her quiet.

YET YOU PEOPLE STILL VOTE FOR HIM

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:48 PM
Forum Staff Highwind Award


Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight was a success in more ways than one. Not only was it a fun and lively competition, but it produced a winner that not many saw coming. In fact, I dare say that the forums staff may have never saw the light on Flying Mullet if it wasn't for this event.

The staff didn't just hand pick their favorite among the finalists who would have gotten the job anyway, as we could have done. Mullet was the true winner of the competition in every sense as he was the one who stood out the most during it. At the end we knew that he was one member who could make a true positive and lasting difference on the fourms, and we were right!

Mullet has taken to the position very well, becomming one of the most active and contributing members in such a short time. His high posting activity helps maintain a positive relationship with the members. His technical knowledge is invauable. He even has braved the most draining task in all of Eyes on Final Fantasy, running the Ciddies! And lets not forget he's an all around really cool dude who bikes in 100 mile marathons and once wrestled down a grizzly bear with his bare hands. This guy is the whole package.

Please help me congratulate Flying Mullet on winning his much deserved Forums Staff Highwind Award.

Forums Staff Highwind Award Hall of Fame
Leeza (Winter 2005)
Behold the Void (Summer 2006)
Psychotic (Winter 2006)
Levian (Summer 2007)
Loony BoB (Winter 2007)
Del Murder (Summer 2008)
Flying Mullet (Winter 2008)

Congratulations on the Forum Staff Highwind Award Mulley! :)

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:48 PM
Oh yes he did it

edit: Oh yes HE did it!

Congrats to both of ya. Well earned.

Miriel
12-12-2008, 10:48 PM
Yay, congrats hunny! Off to Disneyland we go!

Edit: Haha, I totally called the Highwind award. Congrats Mullet!

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 10:49 PM
Wow, that's cool. Thanks fellow staffers. :)


Yay, congrats hunny! Off to Disneyland we go!

Edit: Haha, I totally called the Highwind award. Congrats Mullet!
Thanks, but that doesn't make me your hunny. :p

Rye
12-12-2008, 10:50 PM
Good job! :jess:

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:50 PM
Good!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:52 PM
On to the big three...

Best Female

The finalists:
Lekana
Miriel
rubah
Rye
scrumpleberry
ShlupQuack

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Rye
Momiji: Rye
Old Manus: Rye
Yaridovich: Rye
Jessweeee?: rubah
qwertyxsora: Lekana
Levian: Lekana
Tavrobel: Rye
Clouded Sky: rubah
Sergeant Hartman: scrumpleberry
Sir Lancealot: rubah
Del Murder: Rye
Psychotic: Rye
Rocket Edge: rubah
I'm my own MILF: Rye
Noctiluca: Rye
Shiny: Rye
Bunny: Rye

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Rye 11 61%
rubah 4 22%
Lekana 2 11%
scrumpleberry 1 6%


So it has come to this, gentlemen of the forums. The Best Female award. This is the award we always have to offer our female members so they won't realise we're only nominating and voting for males in almost all the other categories. We'll often have one or two other female awards if a lot of them are menstruating and surly, but this one is permanent. This one we need to stick with, in order to keep up appearances. At least until the great forum purge 2010, but let's keep discussion of that to the male forum for now. (Mark up this paragraph as male-only, won't you Award "Girl"? Thank you.)

Well now ladies and gentlemen! It's time for the Best Female award, one of these forums'?if I may say so myself?proudest moments! Isn't it great, fellow members, that our forum is so modern and radical as to give equal space to all members, regardless of gender? I love females, myself! I mean, who makes better food than women? And some of them are great in bed. Another thing I like about women is, uh... Well, flowers makes everything okay, right? Don't know how I'd manage without 'em.

So, er, what I mean to say is, keep on bleeding from your crotches, girls! We love it when you do! But for now, let's see who the nominees are this time around!


Lekana who is up to something fishy
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7446/lekanatf5.jpg

Lekana is a well-liked girl around these parts, that's for sure. Although she is a ninja extraordinaire and licensed jackrabbit killer, she is an all around nice member who makes friends all over the place. She keeps abreast with the times and never hesitates to get things off her chest. She's also a prominent Mafia player, and we all know the mob sticks together, unless they want their spaghetti poisoned.

Here are some things Lekana can be expected to say:

Do you shake babies?

Everyone who plays WoW knows, Blood elfs are gay. LISTNE TO THIER JOKES!

I saw his pants fly....


That Miriel who acts JUST LIKE A CK
http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/5909/mirielxb1.jpg

Miriel can always be trusted to step in and verbally smack <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /> down if the <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /> is out of line. She isn't afraid to speak her mind and, let's face it, her opinions are pretty awesome. I've personally been searching for a way to clone Miriel so there is enough of her for everyone (gee, Del Murder, share a little will you? :mad2:), but I've come to realise one Miriel is already plenty to go around.

Defining quotes:

Sometimes hot cheetos mess me up though.

Ahahaha, and out pops David Beckham.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/face.png


rubah who is looking on the bright side
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4250/rubahla9.jpg

rubah is one of the savviest girls there is, I'm convinced of that. She codes, she maeks the maths, she recites Shakespeare, and lots of geeky stuff like that. She'll be visiting space soon, too. For real, maybe. And she pulls all this off while still managing to grace us with her splendorous presence at the forums. That is some heavy-duty multitasking! Hsu is a most enviable man to have captured this one.

rubah talks like this:

my dogs get very sniffy, so you might want to protect your crotch while you're in the bushes, mari

I wonder if EoFF knows all the things I do to bring them happiness.

well now we know where kari buys her brassieres!


Rye who is uh I'm not sure what she is doing
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1814/ryeae5.jpg

Signor Hobbes may think he has conquered Rye, but she is still the collective property of the forums. At least that's what we'd all like to think. Rye has been a member since, uh, since she signed up I guess, which is pretty long. She is constantly active and her posts are likely to bring smiles even to the somewhat firm faces of Mt. Rushmore. Back in my bread factory days the manager would always say "More rye! Put more rye in the mix!" and I think that is applicable here, too.

Every Thursday, Rye likes to stand on the roof and sing:

Even with my cute Hello Kitty boxers on my head, my nose still manages to look like a weird penis from that angle.

Prince Ali! Fabulous He! Ali Ababwa!

CHING CHANG CHONG CHOP STICKS POCKY CHINY
AZN FLIED LICE ^_^;;;; NARUTO DBZ MICK ROONEY STEREOTYPE


scrumpleberry who is an immigrant in the 40's
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9931/scrumpleberrykt6.jpg

Let me tell you a story about scrumpleberry! She came to England on boat in 1943 with her family. They set up a pasta shop but it got bombed while they were at home. They were very poor so scrumpleberry sold her children and made her husband join the RAF. She bought a nice fur coat with the revenue from the kid affair, took a new name and somehow lived happily on the husband's income ever after. This is why she remains anonymous on these forums, but I know that she's still that woman with a good business sense! Also she's absolutely scrumptious.

That's what she said:

om,g omg guise we're gonna dye omg im so scarred

I poke my tongue out very quickly at Cextrion...when he isn't looking. I then rub my hands together with glee and eye up the cousins, brothers and sisters whom I haven't seen in years.

LEVEL 1 LAZY QUEST: SLUMP BACK IN A SLOB POSE ON YOUR FAVOURITE CHAIR OR SOFA AND STAY THERE

FOR AN HOUR

DO IT


ShlupQuack who is less intimidating than usual
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3617/shlupix1.jpg

ShlupQuack is the next scariest thing ever. I have nightmares about ShlupQuack. I'm afraid she will locate me and kill me in my sleep and set my forum theme to Under the Sea. Having said that, ShlupQuack delivers, and anyone who disagrees is free to take it up with herself. I heard the last guy who confronted her came back in an ambulance without an intact sinew in his body.

The last words her victims heard:

But their eyes are so slanty! It's amazing!

Shut up or you're using Fluffy Puff for the rest of your time here.

I... I just... *pees*

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:52 PM
I like that it's been 7 different winners for the Highwinds.

and damn you Paul for telling me this in MSN while I was thinking it, I'm writing it anyway.

edit: Damn, Rantzien is a sweet speech writer

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 10:52 PM
Wow, Best Signature was unexpected...and I was expecting to lose to Marshall Banana! Thanks xD

Phoenix would thank you all for the Ciddie if he weren't so busy slipping on ice.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:53 PM
The first three that didn't make it:

ShlupQuack 7
Miriel 3
RSL 1

Lekana, rubah, Rye or scrumpleberry? We had a tie for third, but who tied?

Rocket Edge
12-12-2008, 10:53 PM
Epic speech.

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 10:54 PM
Miriels face :D

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:55 PM
Speech rocked, Rantzyman!

Also ooh this is a good one.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:55 PM
Who tied for third?

Lekana 12
Rye 12

That leaves rubah and scrumpleberry. Who will be EoFF's best female for the second half of 2008?

Tavrobel
12-12-2008, 10:56 PM
That's a bit of a dick move.

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:56 PM
wow that's unexpected. I'd be happy for either of them as they are both lovely ladies.

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:56 PM
what!

Scrumpleberry :eek:

ooh this is exciting. I hope they both win. Mostly scrumple though. Scrumple is a cool nickname.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:57 PM
And the winner is...

scrumpleberry!

scrumpleberry 15
rubah 13

May your victory be berrylicious!

Rantz
12-12-2008, 10:57 PM
Oooh, exciting. Both are deserving!

edit: scrumpleberry! Congrats! :kiss:

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 10:57 PM
What

I mean scumps is awesome but that was bizarre :p

Momiji
12-12-2008, 10:57 PM
Totally unexpected! =O

Congrats, darling scrumples!

Miriel
12-12-2008, 10:57 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??

Rocket Edge
12-12-2008, 10:57 PM
gahaha go scrumpleberry! :monster:

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 10:58 PM
Holy <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /> that's awesome. Congratulations, scrumpleberry!

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:58 PM
Oh my god!

Congratulations! Shocking and awesome surprise. Only Sergeant Hartman predicted this. :D

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 10:58 PM
well done scrumple!!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 10:58 PM
Best Male

The finalists:
Breine
Flying Mullet
Levian
Noctiluca
Psychotic
Rantzien

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Psychotic
Momiji: Rantzien
Old Manus: Levian
Yaridovich: Psychotic
Jessweeee?: Flying Mullet
qwertyxsora: Rantzien
Levian: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Clouded Sky: Levian
Sergeant Hartman: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Rantzien
Del Murder: Psychotic
Psychotic: Rantzien
Rocket Edge: Rantzien
I'm my own MILF: Rantzien
Noctiluca: Psychotic
Shiny: Rantzien
Bunny: Levian

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Rantzien 10 56%
Psychotic 4 22%
Levian 3 17%
Flying Mullet 1 6%


2)Best Male

It becomes clear after knowing a large group of people that some people just have a certain shine to them, an allure that is enough to make them recognized above the crowd as best. For some, it might be their dashing looks, for others, their wit and charm. For EoFF, things are a little different. We recognize people for being able to get the numbers of the most under aged females on the forums, dip their ?scrots? in the eternal words of that weird furry kid in their most mouths on Halo 3, and the ability to hit on men with many an :aimkiss: without having to invoke ?no homo? (incidentally, these people are the best at having people like Captain Maxx Power whine at them) These are the guys who do this the best:

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Breine

His long luscious locks and his bisexuality make more cream in pants than seen in an ?I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!? commercial.

He's also a really great person, from the land of the Rose of the Prophet Muhammad (http://www.wikiality.com/Rose_of_the_Prophet_Muhammad) and drawing terrorist cartoons. So don't mess.

http://www.cnn.com/resources/potd/1999/03/31/top.fabio.bird.jpg

Note: This is what happens when you try to upstage Breine in the creamy long hair department, bitch.

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Flying Mullet

A man with a fetish for the letter ?e?, Flying Mullet is supposedly descendant from the Spartans from 300, which is why he's so muscular, strong, and talks about dining with you in hell. I dunno, but the dining in hell part personally frightens me. He always does this thing that makes dolphins smile but I'm not sure what that is either. I asked Psychotic about it, but he won't tell me until I'm older.

This man has finally been recognized with the honor of becoming a Cid's Knight this year as well, and we are all so proud of him! He's a very funny and nice man. But that photo of him in his profile pic... his eyes follow you.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/FMEYES.gif

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Levian

The Great Hits: Levian the Norwegian Lady Feeler Volume I:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/VIANLEVIAN.jpg

With hits such as:

Hello, my name is Daniel... here's my desk. I do homework here. Oh, I don't do any homework here. I do homework HERE, in my bed... oh my god, I fell down!

I will tell your smurfing Mom about everything that you have done, everything that you have done to me, I will kill your smurfing Dad, with my giant PAIR OF SCISSORS. smurf smurf smurf cock smurf smurf cock smurf smurf smurf smurf cock smurf cock SHANIA TWAIN. Shania Twain Cock.

I'mgonnasingalittlesongforyou... maybe I'm a french man, maybe I'm a frenchman. Maybe I'm just everything you've ever seen. I'm not one of those, those icky icky ones. I am just an alien that's really really strong. I can see your boobies. I can see your boobies. I can see your boobies and they're
sparkling like the stars. I can see your boobies. Sparkling like the stars. I. ATE. YOUR smurfING CAT BITCH. I ATE YOUR smurfING CAT BITCH. WHY ARE YOU CRYING. WHY ARE YOU CRYING. I ATE YOUR smurfING CAT. BITCH.

Nevada is a state that's shaped like a penis! Nevada is a state that's shaped like a penis!

Oh, and he likes that girl from Scream and her hard nips. I like Levian.

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Noctiluca

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/gears-of-war-20060714024930523-000.jpg

Baird: I know it's not right but... Noctiluca, let me make you mine tonight.
Noctiluca: Oh no, no, no baby, what if Leeza's cat hears?
Baird: Leeza's cat has fur in her ears.
Noctiluca: Oh baby, this just ain't right. But I'll never be able to sleep tonight... so... why don't you... make me. Yours. to... NIGHTTTTTT!
Baird: Bom bom bom bommmmmmmmm.

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Psychotic

My good friend Eliza is a man with a problem, and his problem is that he cannot stop posting about ways to kill people. The cause is Grand Theft Auto and that Hot Coffee. Paul obviously cannot handle his addiction to caffeine, because ever since he played those, he can't stop telling me weird things, like how he likes to dip his ?teabag? into Dan's mouth until it makes a nice froth in his mouth. Please petition to make Paul stop drinking coffee & tea.

I think it might be because he still hasn't gotten over Agent Proto. He likes to construct battleships on Second Life made of photos of Agent Proto while yelling ?MMMMMBRRRRR!? Maybe he needs a cold shower. Maybe, rubah needs to give his some ?savory finger?, whatever that means, Paul.I think it's a sandwich. Please tell me what that means.

Maybe we just need to give him some Chilled Tonic.

http://www.oldmanmusings.com/Media/OldAds/pigboy_classicads.jpg

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Rantzien

If Rantzien Won:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/ifrantzienwon.gif

That's all that's needed to be said. Besides the fact that he's a very handsome and kind fella!

Levian
12-12-2008, 10:58 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??

xDD

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 10:59 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??

"The operation was a success, what will you go under as of now?"
"scrumpleberry."

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 10:59 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??
When her daddies sperm that found her mommies egg had an X chromosome in it.

CONGRATS BERRY!!!!!

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
(*´Д`)ハァハァ

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
another face-punchingly good speech!

Ouch!
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
A little late in coming, but thanks to everyone who voted for me. Sorry 'bout the speeches, AG, but I was too busy studying for finals!

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
Oh my god! I can't believe it! Especially against such awesome other ladies!

Thanks so much guys, that's really made my day! Hell, it's made my week! Wow, I'm so happy!

Love you all loads :heart: :aimkiss:


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Partake thou of the cookie pyramid, because you all make me very happy.

Levian
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
Haha, classy speech as always, Rye. xD I'm dying here.

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
3 people quoting the same post in a row XD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:00 PM
The first three to miss the mark:

Psychotic 9
Breine 2
RSL 1

Flying Mullet, Levian, Noctiluca and Rantzien. We had a tie for second, so then who took third?

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:02 PM
Whoa what?!

(*´Д`)ハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァ ハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァ ハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァハァ

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:02 PM
I want Rantzien or Lunar to win. Sorry Lev and Mullet but you boys have already won tonight!

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 11:02 PM
Go, Rantz!

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 11:02 PM
If Noctiluca wins this, I will be a very happy qwerty.

Don't doubt us underrated!

Levian
12-12-2008, 11:02 PM
I want Rantzien to win best male and FM to win best member

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:03 PM
Yay Rantz!

MadeOfApples
12-12-2008, 11:03 PM
And the winner is...

Gwawr!

Gwawr 15
MadeOfApples 14

That's what I say to Award Guy when it's time for bed!

Holy cow. I actually almost won!?!

<3

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:03 PM
Third place belongs to:

Flying Mullet 10

Levian, Noctiluca and Rantzien are left. Who's the top male at EoFF for the
second half of 2008?

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 11:03 PM
:cookie:
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Partake thou of the cookie pyramid, because you all make me very happy.
Mmmm, cookies! Thank you best female! :D

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:04 PM
The suspense is killing me! They all deserve it!

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 11:04 PM
Come on Rantz! Go go!

Is it just me or are the speeches completely freaking awesome this time around..?

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 11:05 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??
Ahaha that was my thought too!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:05 PM
And the winner is...

Levian!

Levian 19
Noctiluca 11
Rantzien 11

Congrats to all the males!

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:06 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??
Ahaha that was my thought too!

How could you not know she was a girl? *knew it from the start*

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:06 PM
Boo! Boooooooooooo!

('grats d00d :aimkiss:)

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 11:06 PM
Grats Lev!

Levian
12-12-2008, 11:07 PM
wtf, how did that happen?

I don't feel worthy but thanks anyway! <3

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:07 PM
Congrats, Levian.

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 11:07 PM
Congrats Mr. Lev!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:07 PM
This is it, the last award, the big one! And you can bet your sweet ass I'm dragging this one out old-fashioned Award Guy style. I figure since I sped up the rest of the awards I have an hour or two to present this award. :evilking:

Best Member

The finalists:
Big D
Flying Mullet
Psychotic
Quin
Rantzien
Rye

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Psychotic
Momiji: Psychotic
Old Manus: Flying Mullet
Yaridovich: Psychotic
Jessweeee?: Rantzien
qwertyxsora: Psychotic
Levian: Flying Mullet
Tavrobel: Psychotic
Clouded Sky: Flying Mullet
Sergeant Hartman: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Big D
Del Murder: Flying Mullet
Psychotic: Rantzien
Rocket Edge: Flying Mullet
I'm my own MILF: Flying Mullet
Noctiluca: Rantzien
Shiny: Flying Mullet
Bunny: Quin

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Flying Mullet 8 44%
Psychotic 5 28%
Rantzien 3 17%
Big D 1 6%
Quin 1 6%


A wise man once said, If you have to wright a speech, make sure there is a good reason behind it. Well folks, it doesn't get much bigger than Best Member. The nominee's!

Flying Mullet

Chances are if you've dreamed of doing something, Flying Mullet did it, and a little bit better too. This triathlon-going Matthew Lillard/Ronan Keating-esque man is ever present in the forums giving his own unique views and opinions on matters. We've had the pleasure of seeing Mullet active over the past while, so seeing this Final Fantasy VI nut nominated here is no shock.

Big D

Big D probably could rival Stephen Hawking when it comes to IQ, and is certainly a guy you don't want to see at the opposite end of your chessboard (Educated guess). Big D can mostly be seen posting around the EoEO forum, In a way that we often see the more serious side to him, but we also see the humorous side too. I was recently browsing through the FFXII forums and seen the thread 'Race and racism in the Archadian Empire'. I went in and read the thread started by the guy and just said to myself "I don't think anyone other than Big D would have noticed that". A deserving nominee.

Psychotic

What do you really say about Psychotic? He's one of those members that when he says something most listen because of his own unique (albeit eccentric) views on most issues. Psychotic is a name fitting for a man who supports Liverpool FC, and probably even more so when you see his crazed expressions photographed in various threads. No doubt however that this guy is loved throughout the EoFF world, and having him nominated is well deserved. I guess all there?s left to say is (that's right it's still on): COLCHSTR4LYFYO!

Quin

Quin N Tonic, so dangerous it had to be shortened to just Quin. Has to be stated that Quin is now firmly involved in the EoFF mainstream due to his joke-cracking and that big likable messed up afro. This former spam-king has a picture of goats as his profile picture for god?s sake. Happy to see Quin nominated for this award.

Rantzien

When you think of someone, you automatically think of maybe a couple of things that remind you of the person. Well, with Rantzien, there is plenty (most recent one being strawberries). Only if you have been completely inactive over the past 6 months would you have not noticed Rantziens day to day eventful posts and views throughout general chat. Besides all that strawberry whacking in the picture thread, he's just a genuine nice guy.

Rye

Rye is our ever present pint-sized member who EoFF would be lost without. It also speaks a message that she is the only female nominee for best member. Besides her giving us all those thread's much a do about everyday life in General Chat, she gives us her own insight into busy topics in EoEO. It's fitting that she get nominated for best member at the end of year ciddie nominations, 'cos I don't think there is anyone on these boards who enjoys christmas more. As well as the male population around here drooling over her latest photo posted, I don?t think anyone has a bad word to say about her, so no surprise seeing Rye nominated here.

Rantz
12-12-2008, 11:07 PM
Congrats, Levian! :love:

Shiny
12-12-2008, 11:07 PM
Rantzien, that best female speech was brilliant. Demon Dude that poem was...uh...interesting. xD

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 11:08 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??
Ahaha that was my thought too!

lololol I am very mysterious but seriously did you not know :|


Go go Levia! Well won~:save:

:cookie:

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:08 PM
Colchester neva dyze.

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:09 PM
The final ciddie has come.

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

(someone fix the damn emoticons already, I'm running out of 2ch ones)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:09 PM
Who are the first best member finalists to get voted off?

Quin 8
RSL 1

That leaves:
Big D
Flying Mullet
Psychotic
Rantzien
Rye

Who will be voted off next...

Tavrobel
12-12-2008, 11:09 PM
In the night, I hear 'em talk
The coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along the road, he lost his soul
To a Ciddie so heartless

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:09 PM
Me, please! I want to be voted off next!

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 11:10 PM
Will Ryechuuu smash the glass ceiling..?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:10 PM
Our cast-off list now contains:
Big D 8
Quin 8
RSL 1


Flying Mullet, Psychotic, Rantzien and Rye are still on the island. I wonder if they have immunity challenges for this?

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 11:11 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??
Ahaha that was my thought too!

How could you not know she was a girl? *knew it from the start*
The time has long past when I knew stuff about the members here. I only stick around now to see how much stuff I can get away with. For example, every time a winner has been revealed I have gone back and edited the predictions so that I was right. I also unbanned roto like 4 days ago.

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:11 PM
I've already won it. Give someone else a turn!

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 11:11 PM
grats Lev.

Rantz
12-12-2008, 11:12 PM
Yeah, I think Rye should win this one.

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 11:12 PM
I've already won it. Give someone else a turn!

But you're such a great member!

No Manus, though. I mean obv.

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 11:12 PM
Ahh, the suspense. It's evil!! :aimmad:

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:12 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??
Ahaha that was my thought too!

How could you not know she was a girl? *knew it from the start*
The time has long past when I knew stuff about the members here. I only stick around now to see how much stuff I can get away with. For example, every time a winner has been revealed I have gone back and edited the predictions so that I was right. I also unbanned roto like 4 days ago.

Funny.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:13 PM
Who was booted off the next week?
Flying Mullet 9
Big D 8
Quin 8
RSL 1

Psychotic, Rantzien or Rye? Who will make it to the final two?

Levian
12-12-2008, 11:13 PM
this award might get epic. I might have to change my pants, and my hat.

edit: no FM? :mad2:

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 11:13 PM
AG is the master of suspence.

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 11:13 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??
Ahaha that was my thought too!

How could you not know she was a girl? *knew it from the start*
The time has long past when I knew stuff about the members here. I only stick around now to see how much stuff I can get away with. For example, every time a winner has been revealed I have gone back and edited the predictions so that I was right. I also unbanned roto like 4 days ago.

Not according to his profile.
He never sad he left Roto unbanned

Rye
12-12-2008, 11:13 PM
WHAT

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:14 PM
Neither of them have won Ciddies today. They've both contributed so much to this damn place over the last six months so yeah, make it happen plz EoFF.

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 11:14 PM
Okay I did honestly expect FM to take this, so this is a shocker like two in the pink one in the stink

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:14 PM
omfg!! scrumpleberry is a GIRL?! When did that happen??
Ahaha that was my thought too!

How could you not know she was a girl? *knew it from the start*
The time has long past when I knew stuff about the members here. I only stick around now to see how much stuff I can get away with. For example, every time a winner has been revealed I have gone back and edited the predictions so that I was right. I also unbanned roto like 4 days ago.

Not according to his profile.
He never sad he left Roto unbanned

I edited my post before you replied. xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:15 PM
The remaining member to be ousted before the final has been revealed:
Psychotic 10
Flying Mullet 9
Big D 8
Quin 8
RSL 1

My, my, my, Rantzien and Rye. Hey, that rhymed! Do they share a room on the island? :jokey:

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 11:15 PM
Enough of the quote pyramids! You're ruining the moment! :aimmad:

Rye
12-12-2008, 11:15 PM
WHAT WHAT

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:15 PM
Fucking awesome. :up: Whoever wins.

Levian
12-12-2008, 11:16 PM
Let's just give one to both of them and call it a day

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 11:16 PM
Both freaking awesome!

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 11:16 PM
My my, Psy and Mulley out of the running?

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 11:16 PM
Gyahahahahaha epic no matter the winner :aimkiss:

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:16 PM
The suspense is insane...

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 11:16 PM
Wow a shocking twist for Best Member! I was sure Psy or Mullet would get it.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 11:16 PM
smurfing awesome. :up: Whoever wins.

Ah, the high road.

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 11:17 PM
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 11:17 PM
o:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 11:17 PM
<center>Rantzien or Rye?

Who will it be?



What, did you think this would be the post that revealed the winner?

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Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 11:18 PM
Smurfing Wingdangdoedeltease.

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 11:18 PM
XD

Momiji
12-12-2008, 11:18 PM
(*´Д`)ハァハァ

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 11:18 PM
Award girl you bitch.

Madame Adequate
12-12-2008, 11:18 PM
Cocks.

Rye
12-12-2008, 11:18 PM
My heart races!

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 11:18 PM
She's such a damn tease!

Rantz
12-12-2008, 11:19 PM
:excited:

Rye! I hope you win! I hope I win, too!

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 11:19 PM
;_;