12 Days of Christmas

[Baloki]

A very simple game to last you guys, gals and Quinas up until Christmas Day, every day (starting from the 13th of December), you, the General Chatters of EoFF need to come up with a new line for the classic song, so for example if today was the 20th of December we'd all be on "On the 5th day of Christmas my dear RSL gave to me...".

Since today is the 13th I'll start off with an example :)

On the 12th day of Christmas my dear RSL gave to me, 12 Users a Usernoting.

Yours turn!

[Momiji]

Didn't I already do a full cover in the Christmas songs thread? :p

Why yes, yes I did. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121691-christmas-songs.html#post2603410) :D

[Tavrobel]

So I'm guessing we'll have to choose the best of a good possible number of submissions?

On the first day of Christmas
My dear RSL gave to me
An EoY and a very clear sticky

Now includes 45% more innuendo in your end-o!

[Lawr]

Now includes 45% more innuendo in your end-o!

Oh dear.



I'll probably get my submission in on some other day. Today just doesn't feel right.


MORE INNUENDO IN YOUR END-O!

[Old Manus]

On (a few days before) the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me
A ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddie

[Tavrobel]

On the second day of Christmas
That Award Girl gave to me
At most two Ciddies, an EoY, and a very clear sticky

I would have preferred something more useful.

[Tavrobel]

On the third day of Christmas
Del Murder gave to me
Three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY, and a very clear sticky

Double posting is fun! Now, you do it, too!

[Rye]

On the fourth day of Christmas
lovehurts gave to me
Four talkies talking, Three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY, and a very clear sticky~~

[Agrias]

On the fifth day of christmas
Jojee gave to meeee
Five strawberries, Four talkies talking, Three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY, and a very clear sticky!!!!

[Tavrobel]

On the sixth day of christmas
Baloki gave to meeee
Six Staffers moddin', five strawberries, four talkies talking, three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY, and a very clear sticky

How contextually relevant to the day.

[Tavrobel]

On the seventh day of christmas
eestlinc gave to me
Seven Booths a burnin', six Staffers moddin', five strawberries, four talkies talking, three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY, and a very clear sticky

I wonder, what beats a bear? Double post! Do the hoedown!

[rubah]

On the eighth day of Christmas
Hsu-art gave to me

Eight spammers spamming, seven booths a burnin', six staffers moddin', five strawberries, four talkies talking, three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY and a very clear sticky.

[Momiji]

Wait, didn't you guys skip a few days?

Agrias- 16th (sixth day?)
Tavrobel -18th (seventh day?)
Tavrobel -19th (eighth day?)
rubah - 21st (ninth day?)

:kaodizzy:

[rubah]

fill in the gaps, I wasn't going to be rude and take extra days!

[Aerith's Knight]

On the ninth day of Christmas
Lev-knight gave to me

Nine threats o' threatening, Eight spammers spamming, seven booths a burnin', six staffers moddin', five strawberries, four talkies talking, three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY and a very clear sticky.

[Tavrobel]

On the tenth day of Christmas
Warren and Michael gave to me

Ten Ads annoying, nine threats o' threatening, eight spammers spamming, seven booths a burnin', six staffers moddin', five strawberries, four talkies talking, three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY and a very clear sticky.

Hey! It's all good in da hood. Y'all better contribute, motha -- shut yo' mouth.

[Tavrobel]

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Leeza gave to me

Eleven sigs-a-poofin', ten Ads annoying, nine threats o' threatening, eight spammers spamming, seven booths a burnin', six staffers moddin', five strawberries, four talkies talking, three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY and a very clear sticky.

One more day. How saddening.

[Tavrobel]

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Psychotic gave to me

Twelve faster skating, masturbating penguins, eleven sigs-a-poofin', ten Ads annoying, nine threats o' threatening, eight spammers spamming, seven booths a burnin', six staffers moddin', five strawberries, four talkies talking, three shiny titles, at most two Ciddies, an EoY and a very clear sticky!

Screw it. I won't be here tomorrow, so I might as well hit the finale now. QAC.