Thanks for making the Dissidia forums but...

[Vivisteiner]

Seriously, that is the lamest rhyme ever! :p

[Jessweeee♪]

I think it's adorable :spin:

[Vivisteiner]

^I think you're pathetic. I enjoy culture and fine literature. I will not tolerate low quality metre, no doubt spouted by an imbecile with less understanding of poetry than a primary school juvenile, adorning my beloved Dissidia forum with all its delusions of grandeuresque harmony, reducing it to a mere cacophony of failed trochaic advances without even a slither of iambic pentametre or spondaic nonchalance. The errors in syntax are so atrocious I can barely fix my eyes upon the screen which I supposedly should be viewing. For these forums to have erred in such a devastating way is a matter which must be addresed and solved with all haste.

[Jessweeee♪]

It's not nice to call little girls pathetic :(

[Del Murder]

If you can come up with something better
I will adopt it down to the letter
HAHAHAHA

[Jiro]

It may be lame, but who cares? There's a shiny new forum to explore, don't waste time complaining! Many thanks to whoever it was that created it btw :D

EDIT:
I think you're pathetic adorable.

This is what he really meant Jess :D

[qwertysaur]

Dissidia, because Square Enix can't keep a game down to one sword.

[Wolf Kanno]

Dissidia: So fanboys can settle once and for all who would win in a battle between Kefka and Sephiroth. Oh, and the those other characters too... ;)

[qwertysaur]

Dissidia: So fanboys can settle once and for all who would win in a battle between Kefka and Sephiroth. Oh, and the those other characters too... ;)
Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nOZedGi9c&feature=related)

[.:kerrod:.]

It's the Super Smash Bros. of Square/Sony/Whatever

It's THE Final Fantasy...well, maybe not 'final'...

Reunion

i don't know, there are many, many possibilities :p (and i am aware that mine are very, very bad :tongue:)

[Momiji]

Dissidia: So fanboys can settle once and for all who would win in a battle between Kefka and Sephiroth. Oh, and the those other characters too... ;)
Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nOZedGi9c&feature=related)

I think we can all agree that the deserving fighter won.

[Vivisteiner]

I can't believe you aren't taking my complaints seriously!

Anyway, I suggest:

I like big Butz and I cannot lie
You other heroes can' deny
He'll shove yow swords right up yow'ass
And jack your moves before you pass

Take THAT, Gilgamesh.

[Wolf Kanno]

I can't believe you aren't taking my complaints seriously!

Anyway, I suggest:

I like big Butz and I cannot lie
You other heroes can' deny
He'll shove yow swords right up yow'ass
And jack your moves before you pass

Take THAT, Gilgamesh.

Let's fix this a bit...

I like big Butz and I cannot lie,
You other heroes can't deny,
When Butz walks in with a feminine waist
and some big swords in your face
you get PWNED!!!

[Saber]

With all your swords you may try to attack
But they are no match for Shantotto's magic black.
HAHAHAHA

i agree this could be better. magic black? I only assume he meant black magic but I'm still lost.

[arcanedude34]

Let's fix this a bit...

I like big Butz and I cannot lie,
You other heroes can't deny,
When Butz walks in with a feminine waist
and some big swords in your face
you get PWNED!!!

I vote for this steadfastly and wholeheartedly.

[rubah]

Dissidia, because Square Enix can't keep a game down to one sword.

I am breathing really hard so I won't burst out in uncontrolled laughter not because I am turned on, I swear.

[Jessweeee♪]

Let's fix this a bit...

I like big Butz and I cannot lie,
You other heroes can't deny,
When Butz walks in with a feminine waist
and some big swords in your face
you get PWNED!!!

I vote for this steadfastly and wholeheartedly.

I agree :spin:

[Del Murder]

The word 'pwned' will never find its way onto an Eyes on Final Fantasy forum description.

[Vivisteiner]

^How about fucked?

[Wolf Kanno]

The word 'pwned' will never find its way onto an Eyes on Final Fantasy forum description.

Well,"Duel-Wielding, Rapid Fire" didn't rhyme... we could use the original song lyric...

[Jessweeee♪]

^How about smurfed?

smurfed is good o: