If you were Santa...

[Rye]

Would you demand milk and cookies? What would you demand as your reward for delivering all of the presents! :jess:

[Old Manus]

To personally deflower the daughters of each family I visit

[stalpho slayer]

56 virgins :D

[Sir Lancealot]

Depends on who it is:jokey:

[Sergeant Hartman]

a fat ass joint

[Marshall Banana]

Strawberries dipped in chocolate! :ichigo:

[Santa Claus]

Listen, there's nothing better than a nice glass of milk and some homemade cookies. But still, every year, I get a few miserly souls that sell out to the corporations and just buy Chips Ahoy or Tim Tam.

And of course the milk has always soured by the time I get there, but the missus can work a little holiday magic on that and turn it to eggnog. The cookies though, they eat at my very soul.

[LunarWeaver]

Fuck cookies, I want some fucking money for that much effort.

[scrumpleberry]

We always leave carrots for your reindeer, Santa!

[Jessweeee♪]

Milk and cookies are delicious, but by the second house you'd be feeling a little sick xD

I would demand US dollars.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Donbot prefers wads of cash and the occasional glass of motor oil.

[Momiji]

Wouldn't a card with a heartfelt thanks be enough?

[Shorty]

I want some milk and cookies right now. :(

[rubah]

plate of cucumbers and potatoes for me, imho

[Tavrobel]

To personally deflower the daughters of each family I visit

Pssht, only if they're hot. And I wouldn't be worried about if they were virgins.

[Blue Harvest]

I'd want money. I'm not going all over the world and visiting every house for free.

[Jiro]

I'm not delivering "presents". I expect to get paid for every single one, and I charge insane interest. You're all going to be poor :D

[Araciel]

Rye (not you) +Gingerale.

[Peegee]

I'd kidnap all of the trusting children and hold the world ransom.

Wait, remind me what am I doing in this thread?

[Del Murder]

What more could a guy ask for than a glass of milk left by the fireplace for four hours?

[Tavrobel]

What more could a guy ask for than a glass of milk left by the fireplace for four hours?

Painkillers, sleeping pills, and 72" screen TV.

[trancekuja]

I'd very much appreciate 1 Grand Helm from Tower...I absolutely despise that stingy bastard!

[kikimm]

Calorie-free cheesecake!

=(

[boris no no]

I would want money! :3

[black orb]

To personally deflower the daughters of each family I visit
>>> Lol, You would not even last.. You`d get tired in the 3rd house you visit then quit your job and ruin christmas for everyone..

btw, Santa doesnt exist..