Marry, Boff, Kill

[Shorty]

Here are the rules. There is a list of three celebrities/tv personalities. You must pick one to marry, one to boff, one to kill. They can be anyone, deceased or alive.

You can choose to answer a list above you, or you can create your own for others to answer.

Courtney Love, OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson.

Go!

[Psychotic]

Oh god.

Boff, kill, marry. Courtney's a woman and I guess MJ could always sing songs to me, so seeya OJ.

David Hasselhoff, The Queen, Homer Simpson.

[Levian]

Assuming boff is what I think it is:

kill, boff, marry

Who wouldn't do the queen? That's major credz. and I'd rather spend the rest of my days with someone funny.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Mary Kate Olsen

[scrumpleberry]

Oh dear god. Uh, boff Lindasy, kill Mary Kate, and marry Paris. And then kill her for whatever part of her fortune she has left.

George Lucas, Tom Cruise, George Dubya Bush :bigsmile:

[Momiji]

I have no idea what 'boff' means, and when I googled it, this was my first result:
http://www.weightlifting.org/images/WebImages/boff.jpg


So um... I'll just go Marry, Kill, Kill instead, and in that order for scrumples' three. And I'd only be in it for the money, Lucas.

Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton. :p

[Shorty]

Boff: to engage in sexual intercourse.

(Marry Nancy, boff Hillary, kill Sarah.)

Dennis Rodman, Derek Zoolander, Rachael McAdams.

[Araciel]

Boff Zoolander, Marry Rod-man, and Kill McAdams.


Zoolander is a model, and I've always wanted to sleep with one. Rodman has all kinds of money and just seems crazy enough to never get boring, and McAdams...Well she was in the notebook, and sucks.

Vin Diesel, Billy Barty and Gandhi

[Markus. D]

Kill The Red Pyramid.
Boff Jimmy Urine
Marry Milla Jovovich

[Yar]

Way to break the rules, Tsu! :p

Okay. Umm... Oh god, oh god. Well lets see. Marry Ghandi, Boff Vin, Kill Bill[y].

Madonna, Andy Dick and Jay Leno. :aimmad:

[Shiny]

Marry Jay Leno and take a ride in his kick ass vehicles.
Boff Madonna because well I've seen her sex book.
Kill Andy Dick. He's annoying.

Ozzy Osbourne, Larry King, Michelle Obama

[Rye]

Marry, boff, kill? Hmmmm.

Cillian Murphy, Scarlet Johannson, Amy Winehouse.

[scrumpleberry]

Marry Amy, so I can try and fix her, boff Cillian, k-k-k-kill Scarlet :( I just don't love her as much.

Rudolph, Santa, Mrs. Claus!

[Rye]

Marry Amy, so I can try and fix her, boff Cillian, k-k-k-kill Scarlet :( I just don't love her as much.

Rudolph, Santa, Mrs. Claus!

I'd boff Cillian, but I figure if I marry him, I get boff for life!

[HOOTERS]

Marry: Mrs Clause, Kill: Santa, Boff: Rudolf

Wait, I thought I was banned...

[scrumpleberry]

COULD THIS BE A BLAST FROM THE PAST? What the hell?

[Rye]

Marry: Mrs Clause, Kill: Santa, Boff: Rudolf

Wait, I thought I was banned...

?!!?!?!?!

http://photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/bigsmilelol.png

[Rocket Edge]

gahaha

anywho

Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, Bill Murray

[Shorty]

Marry Clinton, boff Murray, kill Cosby. Bill Murray is a sexy old man~

Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Steve Carrell.