Santa trap

[Marshall Banana]

How should I catch him tonight? =O

Have you ever tried to catch Santa?

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[Momiji]

Build a snowman and give him a popsicle. He'll know what to do. :snowman:

[rubah]

we closed up our fireplace ;_; HE"LL BE STUCK

[Yar]

Santa doesn't exist!

[Momiji]

Santa doesn't exist!

What nonsense are you talking about?

[rubah]

yaridovich must be one of those communist pagans I've been hearing about in the news.

[Alastair|UK]

lol I just heard santa (my mum) delivering some presents downstairs under the tree xD

[Marshall Banana]

Build a snowman and give him a popsicle. He'll know what to do. :snowman:
Necronopticous said that I should sleep in cookies and milk undies tonight.

[Momiji]

Build a snowman and give him a popsicle. He'll know what to do. :snowman:
Necronopticous said that I should sleep in cookies and milk undies tonight.

Just be ready for some snow lovin'. :snowgirl:

[rubah]

brrrrr

[Rye]

Build a snowman and give him a popsicle. He'll know what to do. :snowman:
Necronopticous said that I should sleep in cookies and milk undies tonight.

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[Yar]

yaridovich must be one of those communist pagans I've been hearing about in the news.Shu'up I'm busy celebrating Saturnalia. :bigsmile:

[Tama2]

You're in cahoots with that Saglet fellow HUH!?

[Madame Adequate]

Santa can either stop time or move at superluminal speed. Without a time control device of your own, you're not going to touch him. Even if you fired a shotgun an inch from his head he could be in Timbuktu before the pellets left the barrel.

Therefore, the two possible options:

Phase 1 - Develop a time device supressor, which reduces Fat Man to ordinary speed whilst within its radius.

Phase 2 - Santa will persume that he can move at such speed that he can enter and exit your house even while you are awake with absolute impunity. This means it doesn't make sense to try tricking him by feigning being in bed; he could have come hours earlier. Better to leave a trap which will work whether you're present or not.

Phase 3 - The trap should probably be a simple tripwire by the fireplace/window/cat flap. Don't be a Bond Villain: simple is all you need. He'll expect to be moving so fast that the trap won't get him, or he might even pass through the tripwire without touching it. Therefore, if you're okay with a kill, rig it up to a shotgun pointed at where he'll be standing (Or if your location is expendable, you could use C4 or antipersonnel mines). He'll walk right into it without realizing he's within the suppression field.

Phase 3 (beta) - To capture him alive, you'll want a cage made of at least cast iron, preferably something stronger, to drop on him. Further, you'll need additional time dilation supressors about the place, because he's a wily one and could very easily subvert one or two of them. Oh, and make sure the floor is reinforced as well, or you might find some elves tunnelled him out.

Phase 4 - You've caught him! Hooray! Now, it's up to you: Interrogate, hold Christmas to ransom, BBQ him, whatever.

[Rye]

Santa can either stop time or move at superluminal speed. Without a time control device of your own, you're not going to touch him. Even if you fired a shotgun an inch from his head he could be in Timbuktu before the pellets left the barrel.

Therefore, the two possible options:

Phase 1 - Develop a time device supressor, which reduces Fat Man to ordinary speed whilst within its radius.

Phase 2 - Santa will persume that he can move at such speed that he can enter and exit your house even while you are awake with absolute impunity. This means it doesn't make sense to try tricking him by feigning being in bed; he could have come hours earlier. Better to leave a trap which will work whether you're present or not.

Phase 3 - The trap should probably be a simple tripwire by the fireplace/window/cat flap. He'll expect to be moving so fast that the trap won't get him, or he might even pass through the tripwire without touching it. Therefore, if you're okay with a fatal kill, rig it up to a shotgun pointed at where he'll be standing (Or if your location is expendable, you could use C4 or antipersonnel mines). He'll walk right into it without realizing he's within the suppression field.

Phase 3 (beta) - To capture him alive, you'll want a cage made of at least cast iron, preferably something stronger. Further, you'll need additional time dilation supressors about the place, because he's a wily one and could very easily subvert one or two of them.

Phase 4 - You've caught him! Hooray! Now, it's up to you: Interrogate, hold Christmas to ransom, BBQ him, whatever.

I...

I....

you're never getting laid AGAIN.

[Shoeberto]

Man in elementary school like every year the teachers for the other classes in my grade would have an assignment to make a Santa or leprichaun trap, and my classes never ever got to make them. They seemed so cool!

[rubah]

we made a leprechaun trap in kindergarten. My idea was one of those little ropes you tie in a loop on the ground. It didn't work ;_;

[Ramza Beoulve]

I...

I....

you're never getting laid AGAIN. Merry Christmas MILF :p

[blackmage_nuke]

Santa doesn't exist!

He exists in our hearts!!

Doesnt trying to catch Santa constitute as being naughty?

[qwertysaur]

Put a hidden treadmill in front of the cookies & milk :p

[Værn]

How should I catch him tonight? =O

Have you ever tried to catch Santa?

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Omg, it's Antonio the Pirate Santa! The obvious way to catch him is to counterattack with a ninja team.

[KoShiatar]

I'm so awesome, Santa begs to stay with me, but I send him away every year.

[Rantz]

I think you should just kick him in the belly and put a collar on him while he's down!

[Marshall Banana]

I'll get him this year! For sure!

[Rye]

=O

*spank*