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Marshall Banana
12-29-2008, 12:26 AM
What's the best way to eat strawberries?

I used to think that strawberries smothered in sugar were the best strawberries, but extra sugary strawberries would permanently distort my face now.

Now I think that strawberries dipped in melted chocolate are the best strawberries (washed down with CLEAR AMERICAN STRAWBERRY Naturally Flavored Sparkling Water Beverage).

Guess what I'm eating!

Agrias
12-29-2008, 12:27 AM
What's the best way to eat strawberries?

I used to think that strawberries smothered in sugar were the best strawberries, but extra sugary strawberries would permanently distort my face now.

Now I think that strawberries dipped in melted chocolate are the best strawberries (washed down with CLEAR AMERICAN STRAWBERRY Naturally Flavored Sparkling Water Beverage).

Guess what I'm eating!

I LOVE fondoo (sp?) strawberries~
I also love eating them off of my fiance's chest, but thats another story...Another KINKY story, BAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

Tavrobel
12-29-2008, 12:29 AM
Now I think that strawberries dipped in melted chocolate are the best strawberries.

Guess what I'm eating!

I approve of this statement.

Green Tea for, you know, the hood chick, she's too good for the Cherry Coke, but she... right, right.

MadeOfApples
12-29-2008, 12:29 AM
I like my strawberries plain.

Strawberries are delicious and covering them with anything just ruins them. IMO.

LunarWeaver
12-29-2008, 12:32 AM
When I woke up this morning, I had a sudden craving for strawberries. But I wanted, like, one enormous one. Just a huge fucking strawberry I could bury my face in. I dunno, I'm weird and stuff.

Anyway, I'm boring and just put Splenda on mine, or I eat them without anything.

Marshall Banana
12-29-2008, 12:35 AM
Plain strawberries are like Warheads.

Tavrobel
12-29-2008, 12:36 AM
Plain strawberries are like Warheads.

So they start sour, become more sour, and when you think the sour is gone, you bite down, and there's a flood of more sour? And come in assorted colors and flavors?

Marshall Banana
12-29-2008, 12:40 AM
Is it just me? =O

When I bite into a plain strawberry this is the face I make:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/10450.gif

Strawberries come in two flavors that I know of: yummy and rotten.

Tavrobel
12-29-2008, 12:42 AM
It looks like the fruit is giving you a massive electric shock that you just shake off.

Aerith's Knight
12-29-2008, 01:05 AM
Strawberries & whipped cream is the only way to go.

Sounds vagely dirty as well.

Levian
12-29-2008, 01:12 AM
With MILK and SUGAR in a bowl. If you give this to me you can throw me into a wall and call me Betty for all I care.

rubah
12-29-2008, 01:13 AM
I don't really like chocolatedy strawberries, so just some whipped cream thx

(monda did I tell you stu's momma got me strawberry socks for my birthday? :O)

Marshall Banana
12-29-2008, 01:14 AM
(monda did I tell you stu's momma got me strawberry socks for my birthday? :O)
WHAT?

I want to see!

Miriel
12-29-2008, 01:16 AM
From Pioneer Woman Cooks:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/3088851117_14c88db9ed.jpg

Strawberries with crumbled cookies and vanilla yogurt.

Aside from that, I love eating a bowl of strawberries with some sugar sprinkled lightly on top. Chocolate covered strawberries are great for special occasions, but a little too much for everyday eating.

MadeOfApples
12-29-2008, 01:19 AM
Plain strawberries are like Warheads.
Only if you eat the unripe ones... >.>

Aerith's Knight
12-29-2008, 01:24 AM
With MILK and SUGAR in a bowl. If you give this to me you can throw me into a wall and call me Betty for all I care.

Milk (1 liter) - $1.42
Sugar (1 pound) - $2.30
Strawberries (1 pack) - $4.89

Throwing Levian into a wall while calling him Betty - Priceless

rubah
12-29-2008, 01:25 AM
levia crocker

pix later mondachan, they're in the dirty clothes right now and need to be washed!

XxSephirothxX
12-29-2008, 01:29 AM
They are perfectly fine plain. Healthy that way, and still delicious. If you think strawberries are sour you're crazy!

Shlup
12-29-2008, 01:36 AM
I like them cut up on top of vanilla ice cream best! Or dipped in white chocolate and then made cold.

Momiji
12-29-2008, 02:03 AM
Plain strawberries are like Warheads.

So they start sour, become more sour, and when you think the sour is gone, you bite down, and there's a flood of more sour? And come in assorted colors and flavors?

No, Warheads are sweet in the middle!

Strawberries are perfect plain. They start out sour, but then they taste sweet!

Sure, adding stuff to them is fine as well.

Madame Adequate
12-29-2008, 02:12 AM
I like just strawberries! Nice ripe ones are very sweet.

Aerith's Knight
12-29-2008, 02:18 AM
Plain strawberries are like Warheads.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_235/1202513581PVn24j.jpg -> http://www.bsideblog.com/images/2008/04/explosion.jpg ??

Marshall Banana
12-29-2008, 02:21 AM
=O

rubah
12-29-2008, 02:21 AM
I love warheads

Goldenboko
12-29-2008, 02:27 AM
*pees*

Momiji
12-29-2008, 02:52 AM
I like just strawberries! Nice ripe ones are very sweet.

:D:up:

Vermachtnis
12-29-2008, 03:04 AM
I love Warheads, but I always eat too many and than taste ketchup for a month.

Moon Rabbits
12-29-2008, 07:16 AM
Now I think that strawberries dipped in melted chocolate are the best strawberries.

Guess what I'm eating!

I approve of this statement.

Green Tea for, you know, the hood chick, she's too good for the Cherry Coke, but she... right, right.

<33333333333333333333. I thought the green tea was for the holistic n' vegetarian Erykah Badu chicks, though, and the Cherry Coke was for the hood chick.

...

I like plain strawberries best. Sometimes I like to dip them in sugar but usually that leaves a gross feeling in my mouth / stomach and so I do not do that often.