Random Object War! rubah wins by showing she can work a noodle!

[Flying Mullet]

The game is simple. I'll post three random objects, and everyone picks one. I'll randomly select one of the three, and those people advance to the next round, where we'll do it all over again and again until only one remains.

Sign up and let the best object win!

Contestants:
Aerith's Knight
blackmage_nuke
Blue Harvest
DD
I'm my own MILF
Jessweeee♪
Jiro
Laddy
leader of mortals
Levian
Moon Rabbits
Old Manus
Purunyuu~~
Quin
qwertyxsora
rubah
scrumpleberry
Sir Lancealot
trancekuja
Yaridovich

[trancekuja]

Sign! Please!

[demondude]

I'll sign.

[Purunyuu~~]

Sign me up!

[qwertysaur]

Sure, why not?

[Aerith's Knight]

Ookiedieboogedie.

That's yes in idiotland.

[Old Manus]

Yes

[Yar]

I'm in it to win it. Anything short of that would just be terrible.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm gonna win O:

[rubah]

*warwhoop*

[leader of mortals]

I guess ill sign up...

[Madame Adequate]

WAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!

Yes I'm in. Me an da Orky boyz.

[qwertysaur]

I hope a random item is a hot dog toaster XD

[Laddy]

Me and Yars shall win!

[Flying Mullet]

Ahh, but there can be only one!

[Jessweeee♪]

I hope a random item is a hot dog toaster XD

TOO SOON QWERTY, TOO SOON ;_;


Oh Toastyyyyy, why did mommy throw you away when you weren't even broken :crying:

[Laddy]

In other words, I sign up.

[Moon Rabbits]

I am so up on this http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif.

[Jiro]

I'm so going to make up the numbers for this game WIN!

[blackmage_nuke]

Ahh, but there can be only one!
What happens if there are only 2 left and they both guess wrong?

Then there will be none.

I'm in.

[Jiro]

Ahh, but there can be only one!
What happens if there are only 2 left and they both guess wrong?

Then there will be none.

I'm in.

That's his plan, Mulley will be the overall winner as he always guesses right.

[blackmage_nuke]

So we just have to make sure there are three players in the last round and they all make different guesses. IM ONTO YOU MULLEY!!

[trancekuja]

When will the contest start? I'm anxious...anxious to lose in the first round!

[Jiro]

I'm guessing he's waiting for a few more members before it starts yet, we could potentially all get out in the first round xD

[Blue Harvest]

What the hell, sign me up.

[Flying Mullet]

Sign-ups have only been up for roughly 24 hours, so I'll leave it open for another day.

As for the last two picking the same thing, there can be only one. That means we have another round where the two finalists pick again.

[scrumpleberry]

This might be fun :D

[Sir Lancealot]

What the hell, sign me up.

[Jiro]

I like your organisational skills Mulley, alphabetical order and all :)

[Flying Mullet]

Thanks, I've been practicing! :bigsmile:

And I'll probably kick this off later today. :chef:

[blackmage_nuke]

Thanks, I've been practicing! :bigsmile:

And I'll probably kick this off later today. :chef:

later that day...

[Flying Mullet]

Sorry, today it starts!!

Round One: Fight!
All you have to do is post your choice of object from the following three. In a couple of days, or once everyone has picked an object, we'll see which one wins. Pick wisely!

Broom
Spoon
Elephant

[Quindiana Jones]

Damn is it too late for me to sign up? :(

[Flying Mullet]

No, anyone can join before the end of round one. After that it's closed off. I'll add you.

[Jiro]

Just pick one Quin, one more can't hurt. nvm, good Mulley :)
broom
Ready to lose in the first round! :D

[Purunyuu~~]

I'll go with the elephant.

[blackmage_nuke]

Elephant. Though some people might take offense to elephants being refered to as objects

[Old Manus]

Broom wins because I dehsup b tceles

[Quindiana Jones]

Spoon.

[Blue Harvest]

Spoon is my weapon of choice.

[trancekuja]

I'll take broom because it rhymes with spoon and nothing rhymes with elephant

[Flying Mullet]

Not the spoon because it rhymes with broom?

[trancekuja]

Not the spoon because it rhymes with broom?
Of course not man what's wrong with you?:p

[Madame Adequate]

Broom, 100%.

[trancekuja]

Broom, 100%.
Don't say 100 % , You're your own MILF , you'll jinx it!:)

[Quindiana Jones]

I think, rather than Mulley randomly selecting one himself (he may become accidentally biased, y'never know), he should just phone up someone who hasn't the foggiest about this game, not explain anything and just get them to pick one of the three.

[Flying Mullet]

I have a simple random number generator webpage that I'll use to pick the "winner".

Random Number Generator (http://www.homemade-websites.com/random_number_generator.html)

[trancekuja]

All hail great Random Number Generator:bow:! We trust you will be fair and unbiased. (...secretly hacking it so that it only generates number 1 :shifty:)

[Quindiana Jones]

But it would be so funny to freak out your friends. :(

[Flying Mullet]

"Hey, pick one: Broom, Spoon or Elephant."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Dammit man, I don't have time for this, just pick one!"
"No, screw you!"
"Damn!"

[Quindiana Jones]

Psh. Your friends suck. Or maybe if you were more polite about it, you jerk. ;)

[Aerith's Knight]

elephant.

Also, random number generators aren't random. They work by pre-determined algoritmes, and free ones aren't very good ones.

[Flying Mullet]

Anything I write is going to be free for me. :p

[demondude]

Broom.

[Jessweeee♪]

Spoon!

[Flying Mullet]

Hmm, which object will win? With 11 submissions so far, here's how it breaks down:
Broom - 5
Spoon - 3
Elephant - 3

And we're still waiting on eight entries. :chef:

[scrumpleberry]

Elephants are freaking awesome :o

[qwertysaur]

Spoon

[Sir Lancealot]

Broom

[Yar]

:O I didn't know we were starting.

ELEPHANT

[Flying Mullet]

Four more to go...

[Moon Rabbits]

I think, rather than Mulley randomly selecting one himself (he may become accidentally biased, y'never know), he should just phone up someone who hasn't the foggiest about this game, not explain anything and just get them to pick one of the three.

I like this idea better.

Anyway, BROOM.

[Laddy]

Spoon!

[leader of mortals]

spoon of course

[Madame Adequate]

Broom, 100%.
Don't say 100 % , You're your own MILF , you'll jinx it!:)

I have 100% faith in Broom, no matter what anyone else might choose or say. Broom 2012!

[rubah]

broom

[Levian]

I'll sign up and go with spoon

[Quindiana Jones]

If I go down, I'm bringing Levian down with me.

[Flying Mullet]

Round one is over!

Let's see how the objects stacked up

Broom - 40% with 8
DD
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
Moon Rabbits
Old Manus
rubah
Sir Lancealot
trancekuja

Spoon - 35% with 7
Blue Harvest
Jessweeee?
Laddy
leader of mortals
Levian
Quin
qwertyxsora

Elephant - 25% with 5
Aerith's Knight
blackmage_nuke
Purunyuu~~
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich

Broom narrowly edged out Spoon as the favorite while Elephant was not a crowd pleaser. But which object will be chosen? Broom(1), Spoon(2) or Elephant(3)?

[Jiro]

Broom damn it! SAY BROOM MULLEY, IT'S THE TRUE PATH OF JUSTICE!

[Flying Mullet]

And the number is...


1 - Broom!

That means the following are still in the game:
DD
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
Moon Rabbits
Old Manus
rubah
Sir Lancealot
trancekuja

Round Two: Fight!
All you have to do is post your choice of object from the following three. In a couple of days, or once everyone has picked an object, we'll see which one wins. Pick wisely!

Noodle
Hummer
Hampster

[Madame Adequate]

My faith in Broom has been vindicated! Let no man question Broom from this day forth.

Hummer.

[Rantz]

If I was in the game, I would just copy what MILF says from this point on.

[trancekuja]

Oh yeah! 2nd round baby!:pinkelephant: :pinkelephant::pinkelephant:
Second round also wont be a bummer , therefore I choose hummer!

[Jiro]

I'm going to bandwagon and
##Vote: Hummer
Let's make it to round three, huah!

[Old Manus]

Hampster because it's like a hamster, except it one that lives in Hampshire

[Moon Rabbits]

Fine, Hummer.

[demondude]

I'm through! =D

Hummer.

[trancekuja]

Damn...so many hummers...

[Jiro]

Hummer > Hamster, that's why. Manus'll probably win, being the only different one.

[trancekuja]

Hummer > Hamster, that's why. Manus'll probably win, being the only different one.
Hm...maybe ,but where's the fun in that?:) It would make this the shortest contest of all time. I'm sure its in Flying Mullet's interest to keep it alive as long as possible;)

[Jiro]

But he's not cheating, is he? Surely not, Mulley is better than that!

[trancekuja]

Or is he?:radred: Hehe, no I'm sure he is an honest guy.
Although , I can't say the same thing about that Random Number Generator...I mean , we have all seen that the Matrix can't be trusted

[Flying Mullet]

No, no cheating here. It could be fast or short as far as the contest length. I don't really care either way. :roll:

[Jiro]

You should take a personal interest in your work! :D

[Levian]

ok, I'll pick noodle

[rubah]

Noodle

[Sir Lancealot]

Hampster.

[Flying Mullet]

Everyone's voted so round two is over!

Let's see how the objects stacked up

Hummer - 63% with 5
DD
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
Moon Rabbits
trancekuja

Hampster - 25% with 2
Old Manus
Sir Lancealot

Noodle - 12% with 1
rubah

Hummer is the clear favorite with sparing love going to Hampster and Noodle. Who will win, Hummer(1), Hampster(2) or Noodle(3)?

Yeah, I mispelled Hamster in my first post. I might as well go with it now. :p

[Madame Adequate]

Will rubah take the win in Round 2? =O

[Flying Mullet]

And the number is...


3 - Noodle!

Which means rubah is our winner!

Yup yup, short and sweet and to the point. Thanks for playing this silly little game!

[Rantz]

GJ rubah!

[Jiro]

What the smurf? That was unexpected. I call foul play! :mad2:

[Old Manus]

gg

[Jiro]

Wait a minute, when you originally listed them, Hampster was 3! Manus and Lance win, not rubahs :mad2:

[rubah]

Wow, I have to say I did not see this coming at all.

[Madame Adequate]

=O Grats

[Jiro]

My faith in you failed Hux :(

[Flying Mullet]

Wait a minute, when you originally listed them, Hampster was 3! Manus and Lance win, not rubahs :mad2:
I number them in the post before I pick the number.

[Yar]

Do overs! Do overs!

[Jiro]

Wait a minute, when you originally listed them, Hampster was 3! Manus and Lance win, not rubahs :mad2:
I number them in the post before I pick the number.

But what about people who are trying to use probability to choose? Not that it worked for me anyway :p

[Levian]

Another round plz bitte schnell

[Madame Adequate]

My faith in you failed Hux :(

Your faith was lacking! This is why we lost! :mad2:

[Old Manus]

Wait a minute, when you originally listed them, Hampster was 3! Manus and Lance win, not rubahs :mad2:
I number them in the post before I pick the number.

But what about people who are trying to use probability to choose? Not that it worked for me anyway :pI actually chose number 3 because it came up the most when I checked that website :mad3:

[Quindiana Jones]

God damnit, I hate it when rubah wins stuff. :(

Next round?