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TyphoonThaReapa
01-06-2009, 01:38 AM
A'yo, alright then son. How about this one. Let's assume you all are men this time as it normally is...:rolleyes2...Alright, you come home from work and walk in side your house to find it dark with some candles lite, And your girlfriend walks into the room with some sexy lonjoray or however the hell it's spelled. She presses you against the wall and take off you pants. As soon as things are about to get good, you both hear some helicopers. Next thing you know, police breaks down your door and points their guns at you. Their about to shoot and your girlfriend is close enough to be used as a shield. What's going through your head?:cool:

Moon Rabbits
01-06-2009, 01:40 AM
I'm going to use the random woman who showed up in my house soliciting me for sex as a shield for sure.

escobert
01-06-2009, 01:41 AM
Dammit I didn't flush the crack!

Kes
01-06-2009, 02:30 AM
Lol rl meat shield.

Bunny
01-06-2009, 04:00 AM
I question their unlawful forced entry and then sue the local police station for their piss-poor management of a situation.

Fonzie
01-06-2009, 04:06 AM
I ask them why they're keeping the black man down.


Then I proceed to call Al Sharpton.

Jiro
01-06-2009, 04:06 AM
I didn't know she was into groups, costumes and roleplay :bigsmile:

Loony BoB
01-06-2009, 09:46 AM
Probably something along the lines of "What the smurf!?"

PS. Lingerie. Also: Scenario.

Heath
01-06-2009, 09:50 AM
"Why, I'm sure we can sort this out rationally without any need for those firearms, eh chaps? Now could the guy with the pistol pointing at me kindly pass me my dressing gown? No, the blue one."

Shorty
01-06-2009, 06:30 PM
I would hope that I wouldn't be used as a shield!

Del Murder
01-06-2009, 06:36 PM
I'd beat those army foo's down then finish makin' love to my lady.

Flying Mullet
01-06-2009, 06:52 PM
I'd use my woman as a meat shield and tell her that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen.

scrumpleberry
01-06-2009, 08:02 PM
I'm going to use my magical spirit cookie shield powers to save us both and turn the bullets into daisies, duh.

Rantz
01-06-2009, 09:18 PM
I'd fake an epilepsy attack and accidentally die from it.

Vermachtnis
01-06-2009, 09:28 PM
Psh! Nameless mob of cops? I can take them, I'm a main character!

Namelessfengir
01-06-2009, 09:29 PM
id get shot and die.... then there would be a flashback showing that i'm an immortal from 15th century Ireland. id wake up in the morgue, scare the hell out of the coroner and proceed to my secret historical lair to retrieve my seventeenth century obsidian blade and hunt my rival that sent the cops after me accompanied by the music of QUEEN which by the end will morph into something with a more celtic feel to it. my story concludes with a beheading, electric explosions and hints at sequel (hopefully a hell of a lot better than highlander 2).

arcanedude34
01-06-2009, 09:29 PM
I'd think "Wow, I read about this exact thing on EoFF on some stupid thread!"

Shoeberto
01-06-2009, 10:29 PM
"Oh God, I knew I shouldn't have downloaded that N'Sync song illegally... "

Agrias
01-06-2009, 10:30 PM
I'd jump into my gundam and shoot them all.

Old Manus
01-06-2009, 10:37 PM
Face, body, or do I make them swallow?

Flying Mullet
01-06-2009, 10:39 PM
Wait, what was the first scenario?

Old Manus
01-06-2009, 11:30 PM
Typhoon takes his scenarios from personal experience.

Moon Rabbits
01-07-2009, 12:28 AM
Typhoon takes his scenarios from personal experience.

He's more gangsta than me, and I am so gangsta it hurrrtssss...

Caraliz
01-07-2009, 08:15 AM
Kung fu.

trancekuja
01-07-2009, 08:25 AM
I'd suspect a conspiracy...how come they busted in right now when she made effort to surprise me,hm?
Oh , and also cast Protect and Warp

Flying Mullet
01-07-2009, 02:18 PM
Typhoon takes his scenarios from personal experience.

He's more gangsta than me, and I am so gangsta it hurrrtssss...
Oooh, you're so thug too? I'm so thug my friend's are all like, "Dude, that homey is totally thug!"

Old Manus
01-07-2009, 02:58 PM
I'm so thug I shot 2pac. I guess I took his THUG LYFE lolololol

Flying Mullet
01-07-2009, 03:05 PM
Daaaaamn, that is hard core thug.

No wonder you won the Most Dangerous Ciddie.

Peegee
01-07-2009, 03:30 PM
I keep going. What?

Mirage
01-07-2009, 05:42 PM
/ja "Perfect Dodge" <me>