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Sephex
01-09-2009, 05:39 PM
I program a laser machine at work. The laser cuts sheet metal. I found out if you pointed the laser at maximum power somewhere other than the sheet, it can be lethal up to 200 yards. The machine is too big to lug around, but if I were to make it portable somehow, what should I do with it?

I am making this a poll, so just wait a couple of moments while I make the poll.

Aerith's Knight
01-09-2009, 05:43 PM
What you should do with yur lazor. (http://www.xkcd.com/401/)

Meat Puppet
01-09-2009, 05:50 PM
You animal!

Sephex
01-09-2009, 05:52 PM
You animal!

I don't like your tone. You'd best not ever come within 200 yards of me.

trancekuja
01-09-2009, 05:52 PM
Become a superhero and fight criminals

Jiro
01-09-2009, 05:56 PM
Run around yelling "Pew Pew" and then fire at whoever gives you dirty looks or insults you. Do it, it'll make you feel good

edczxcvbnm
01-09-2009, 05:57 PM
I would attach it to a sword. That way you have a laser sword and that would be awesome. You could like...turn it on and have a 200 yard long sword to swing around! That would rock all sorts of awesome!

Rantz
01-09-2009, 05:57 PM
Kano, bish.

LunarWeaver
01-09-2009, 06:24 PM
Laser off your hand so you can get a hook and be the cool kid in school.

rubah
01-09-2009, 07:11 PM
Not just movie theaters, but professor who use them in classes and shake them around so much you can't see what they're pointing at >:{

Psychotic
01-09-2009, 07:36 PM
Attach it to your crotch because nothing says pimpin' like a laser penis.

Sephex
01-09-2009, 07:40 PM
Attach it to your crotch because nothing says pimpin' like a laser penis.

I already know someone like that. I guess you could say I would have stiff competition if I decided to use your idea.

Yeah, I know that was a stretch.

Momiji
01-09-2009, 07:50 PM
Figure out how to make it even stronger so you can use the Master Spark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvrLd4wq54&fmt=18) on people you don't like.

Shoeberto
01-09-2009, 08:17 PM
I second making it into a sword, with the added requirement that you become a boss in the next No More Heroes game.

blackmage_nuke
01-09-2009, 09:49 PM
Three words - Hall of Mirrors.

Peegee
01-09-2009, 10:19 PM
Use a series of mirrors to progressively increase the pew pew capacity of your laser. Then hold the world ransom for one hundred million dollars.

Yar
01-09-2009, 10:24 PM
Then hold the world ransom for one hundred million dollars."Laser."

:D

Peegee
01-09-2009, 10:31 PM
oh right. My mistake.

Old Manus
01-09-2009, 10:37 PM
Make jokes about the power of Malaysia

Aerith's Knight
01-09-2009, 10:44 PM
Maybe the question should be "What shouldn't you do with your laser?"

Madame Adequate
01-09-2009, 10:53 PM
Kano, all the way!

scrumpleberry
01-09-2009, 11:37 PM
Road rage or lazar pointarz

Heath
01-09-2009, 11:43 PM
Graft it into your arm and you can try and become a male version of Samus Aran. Or you know, try and become Barrett. Either or.

XxSephirothxX
01-09-2009, 11:53 PM
Put it on a shark

Del Murder
01-09-2009, 11:54 PM
Aw man, I'm the only one who voted for Mega Man.

Caraliz
01-10-2009, 01:13 AM
Give it to me. Imagine the irony! Lazzer uses laser.

Blue Harvest
01-10-2009, 11:59 AM
Ultimate road rage weapon imo.

Sephex
01-10-2009, 10:13 PM
Aw man, I'm the only one who voted for Mega Man.

Well, not anymore. I didn't expect people to choose that option. I know I may sound biased here, but after ed explained to me in detail about his idea, I really like it.