Stupid Criminals Are Stupid

[Yar]

WBNS 10TV : Man Outsmarts Carjackers With Text Message - WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio's News Leader (http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2009/01/09/story_carjacking_text.html?sid=102)

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What are some stories you've heard involving stupid criminals or criminals being outsmarted?

[Laddy]

Those guys were stupid.

A guy came up to a Drive-Thru at a Burger King and said through the speaker "I Have A Knife, Give Me The Money At The Next Window And You Won't Be Hurt."

Hilarity ensues.

[Cuchulainn]

Stupid ones are stupid. Smart ones are not. You never know the names of the smartest ones.

[Madame Adequate]

Hahahaha out fucking done I love it

[Jiro]

Seriously, what a bunch of idiots xD

[Aerith's Knight]

I saw a documentary on discovery channel where they said bank robbers were caught because they bought a house with 20-dollar bills. -_-

Often, the people who have to do crime are too stupid to function in the real society. The smart criminals, few or many as they are, never get caught.

[zaqwert]

I heard about this. Funny stuff, because dumb criminals usually always mess up and get caught. And AK, that statement about "smart criminals" isn't true, they do eventually get caught, just not right away.

[Serapy]

Often, the people who have to do crime are too stupid to function in the real society. The smart criminals, few or many as they are, never get caught.

If so called smart criminals continue doing thier dirty jobs, their chance of getting caught will become increased. Because nobody is perfect and the results of laws of physics when doing certain tasks greatly vary as usual.

This Worst Burglar Ever Video (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/11/Worst-Burglar-Ever-183813.html) has to be one of the dumbest robbers I`ve ever seen before.

[Kes]

<a href=http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/01/09/panda.attack/index.html>Panda bites!</a>


Mostly the part where it says: "A year earlier, state media reported that a drunken tourist tried to hug the panda, who bit him. In an odd twist, the tourist reportedly bit back."

Though I do feel sorry for the guy who got bit most recently.

[Quindiana Jones]

This Worst Burglar Ever Video (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/11/Worst-Burglar-Ever-183813.html) has to be one of the dumbest robbers I`ve ever seen before.

That is commitment. Falling off the ladder was beautiful. He just randomly disappears for a second and reappears flat on his ass. Priceless. xD