Kefka's best line EVER

[Crimson]

ffchaoticcosmos: All of the Character Vs Character lines (http://community.livejournal.com/ffchaoticcosmos/46913.html)

Kefka vs Tidus: May I play with your balls?

[James Leopold]

Awesome! :D


Bartz vs Bartz = Wow! I'm looking good!

[The Turk]

Most of them lines are terrible!

They should have just taken lines from the game. Garland- I, Garland, will knock you all down! Kefka- Run, run, or you'll be well done!

Kefka and Zidane got pretty good ones actually. Zidane- Vs Cloud: "Wouldn't you be more popular if you were just more cheerful?"

Cloud- Vs Sephiroth: "I want to end this with you." Jesus, could they make Cloud sound anymore gay? That sounds like a line straight out of a chick flick. "I want to end this with you" *tear*

[scrumpleberry]

Golbez Vs. Jecht- "Love can be a sinful thing"


????????

Also:

ExDeath Vs. Exdeath- "You are powerless to change the nothingness that is the power of the Void."

????????

No these are actually great :o

Tidus Vs. Firion- "Two young companions make for a perfect friendship!"
Vs Sephiroth: Being an adult doesn't make you cool!
Vs Kuja: You have well-defined abs.

Oh, Tidus, I hate you so :lol:

[scrumpleberry]

It's a list Jess, not a vid.

[Roogle]

Dissidia: Final Fantasy will be a good way to get some more information on the intended personality and role of some of the underdeveloped characters. Look at Ultimecia, for example - it seems she really is obsessed with the concept of time.

[scrumpleberry]

She is not, however, replacing all her "c"s with "k"s yet >:(

But this is only a fan thing, I guess...

[sdm42393]

Zidane Vs Onion: Would it be weird if I made you cry?

:D

[Wolf Kanno]

My faves...

Funny:

WoL Vs Shantotto: This is blood lust is simply not normal


Garland Vs Cloud: My sword can crush yours in turn!


Firion Vs Firion: I will even best myself!


Firion Vs Bartz: So, are you flashy when you play?


Onion Knight Vs Firion: Don't you think you have too many weapons?


Onion Knight Vs Cloud: If you keep worrying, how do you make progress?


Onion Knight Vs Squall: That is such a cool weapon



Onion Knight Vs Garland: Don't brag just because you're bigger!


CoD Vs Shantotto: The same... no, this is something more...


Cecil Vs Zidane: If it is with you, our fight shal be cheerful.

Bartz... screw it, they are all awesome :cool:


Exdeath Vs Onion: You look so tiny.


Terra Vs Bartz: Can't you be serious?

Most of Kefka's are awesome as well but the on for Tidus and...


Kefka Vs Kefka: Let's go, you lady killer... stand out the most.


Squall Vs Onion: I don't like kids. Its official, I am the real life Squall :eep:


Ultemacia Vs Kuja: At least you fight with proper etiquette


Zidane...
Vs Terra: A girl? I don't think I can do this...
Vs Cloud: Wouldn't you be more popular if you were just more cheerful?
Vs Squall: If I win, I get your weapon!
Vs Shantotto: If I win, can we go on a date?

[black orb]

>>> Finally..

Warrior Vs Warrior: I have faith I will surpass you!
Garland Vs Warrior: Think you overcome fate? (No "Impertinent Fools" this time :()
Firion Vs Warrior: To cross swords with you is an honor.
Emperor Vs Warrior: The radiance (of the Crystals) suits me better.
Onion K Vs Warrior: I'll do my best!
CoD Vs Warrior: The light cannot phase me.
Cecil Vs Warrior: With this sword, I will surpass you.
Golbez Vs Warrior: Light that strong shall inspire jealousy.
Bartz Vs Warrior: - We are with the light! ...How was that?
Exdeath Vs Warrior: You have found the end of the light.
Terra Vs Warrior: I wish to become more like you.
Kefka Vs Warrior: I hate your type most of all.
Cloud Vs Warrior: Show me the power of light.
Sephiroth Vs Warrior: I will steal your everlasting light.
Squall Vs Warrior: I'll outshine even you.
Ultimecia Vs Warrior: Are you satisfied with that tiny glimmer?
Zidane Vs Warrior: I'll dominate you in this fight.　
Kuja Vs Warrior: When it receives the light, the moon shines all the brighter.
Tidus Vs Warrior: My speed won't lose!
Jetch Vs Warrior: Aren't you radiant?
Shantotto Vs Warrior: I hope your good with that shield.
Gabranth Vs Warrior: Illuminate my jet black blade!
Chaos Vs Warrior: The light shall never expunge the darkness.

[arcanedude34]

Jecht Vs Kefka: Think you stand a chance with me?

What is WITH the Kefka gay jokes in this game?

[Unstoppable Pig]

Jecht Vs Kefka: Think you stand a chance with me?

What is WITH the Kefka gay jokes in this game?


Well maybe there is reason why Kefka wanted more power and he was working with Empire. Maybe Empire allowed gay marriages but uptight nations like Doma and Figaro were against gays.

Or maybe that time when was imprisoned in Vector changed and he had very big and hairy cell mate who had lots of pressures and that changed Kefka.

By the way Bartz is becoming my favorite FF character and man looks like I have to buy PSP to experience Tactics and Dissidia.

[arcanedude34]

By the way Bartz is becoming my favorite FF character
Oh God yes. This game cements him as the coolest character of all time. Sorry Zidane, you're second now.

[Markus. D]

Shantotto Vs Shantotto: The quality of those puppets has improved.

<3

[Roogle]

She is not, however, replacing all her "c"s with "k"s yet >:(

But this is only a fan thing, I guess...

The quality of localization in the video game industry has improved over recent years. I think that voice acting makes the strange dialect that Ultimecia uses a moot point.

[Brennan]

ExDeath vs. Cloud

You only know futility.

[Jiro]

Those lines are really awesome, I'll have to find someone with a PSP and make them buy this :D

[Goldenboko]

Vs Warrior: When it receives the light, the moon shines all the brighter.

<3


Vs CoD: Wait a minute, are you really a lady?
Always the ladies man :monster:

[PuPu]

I'll have to find someone with a PSP and make them buy thisThat reminds me...

Hey GoBo, you should buy this game or I'll break your PSP :)

[Goldenboko]

Not my PSP =P

[Wolfen]

My faves...

Funny:

WoL Vs Shantotto: This is blood lust is simply not normal


Garland Vs Cloud: My sword can crush yours in turn!


Firion Vs Firion: I will even best myself!


Firion Vs Bartz: So, are you flashy when you play?


Onion Knight Vs Firion: Don't you think you have too many weapons?


Onion Knight Vs Cloud: If you keep worrying, how do you make progress?


Onion Knight Vs Squall: That is such a cool weapon



Onion Knight Vs Garland: Don't brag just because you're bigger!


CoD Vs Shantotto: The same... no, this is something more...


Cecil Vs Zidane: If it is with you, our fight shal be cheerful.

Bartz... screw it, they are all awesome :cool:


Exdeath Vs Onion: You look so tiny.


Terra Vs Bartz: Can't you be serious?

Most of Kefka's are awesome as well but the on for Tidus and...


Kefka Vs Kefka: Let's go, you lady killer... stand out the most.


Squall Vs Onion: I don't like kids. Its official, I am the real life Squall :eep:


Ultemacia Vs Kuja: At least you fight with proper etiquette


Zidane...
Vs Terra: A girl? I don't think I can do this...
Vs Cloud: Wouldn't you be more popular if you were just more cheerful?
Vs Squall: If I win, I get your weapon!
Vs Shantotto: If I win, can we go on a date?Some of those could go perfect with the phrase "That's what she said."

[Dr. Acula]

Who's Shantotto?

[Tevious]

Kuja:
Vs Warrior: I'm gonna give you a good spanking!
Vs Firion: Might a recommend a new hairdresser?
Vs Onion: You silly boi, you think you can defeat me? Puh-leeze!
Vs Cecil: Give it to me hard!
Vs Bartz: Love the tights... I see why they call you Butz!
Vs Terra: Those shoes with that skirt??? Tsk tsk
Vs Cloud: We're not overcompensating with a large sword for something small, are we?
Vs Squall: Mmm... I just LOVE men in uniform!
Vs Zidane: Hullo my little canary!
Vs Tidus: Mmm... I wanna play with your balls too!
Vs Garland: Garland!? I hate that name. My father had that name. He didn't approve of the way I lived my life.
Vs Emperor: Lets see, after The View I'll go shopping for a new pair of shoes ...oh sorry, just thinking aloud!
Vs CoD: Don't rain on my parade!
Vs Golbez: Are you as hard on the inside as you are on the outside?
Vs Exdeath: What an eyesore. Some people just have no fashion sense!
Vs Kefka: Hmph... How can I take anyone seriously who mixes primary colors in the daytime?
Vs Sephiroth: You're such a tease... take it all off!
Vs Ultimecia: Oh puh-leeze! That dress is soOOoo last year!
Vs Kuja: Such nice legs!
Vs Jecht: I just love to sin!
Vs Shantotto: Did you just accuse ME of bad fashion!? You little bitch! (Response)
Vs Gabranth: A judge? PLEASE make gay marriage legal!
Vs Chaos: ???

[Mercen-X]

Seriously? Tell me those lines are fan-submitted by Japanese players. God, tell me it's not in the real game. Honestly though, a lot of them are fun, but you know tons of them won't work legally for an American audience.

[Roogle]

No, those lines are really from the game. He was just making those up. Did you really think that a Japanese game would reference The View?

[Mercen-X]

There was a View reference? I stopped paying attention with Kefka's first gay line.

Anyway,... I wonder what they'll really say.

[Wolf Kanno]

There was a View reference? I stopped paying attention with Kefka's first gay line.

Anyway,... I wonder what they'll really say.

Ignore Tevious' post cause those lines are all made up. The link neokeymaster has in the first post are all the real opening fight taunts. They may be modified when it goes into localization but more or less, that what they all actually say at the start of battles.

[Tevious]

I guess no one can take a joke, lol

I just happened to stumble upon this one day, and it's a funny parody of Kuja: Chun-Li Vs Kuja (http://www.kikouken.com/comics/kuja/)

[Wolf Kanno]

I guess no one can take a joke, lol

I just happened to stumble upon this one day, and it's a funny parody of Kuja: Chun-Li Vs Kuja (http://www.kikouken.com/comics/kuja/)

I didn't mean it in a negative way, I was just trying to tell Mercen-X that yours were not the official dialogue.

Also, the comic was awesome :cool:

[Mercen-X]

Chun-Li Vs Kuja (http://www.kikouken.com/comics/kuja/)

"What's in YOUR wallet?" Yes.

Also this,

[Rebellious Eagle]

vs. Golbez: If you've got a problem, we can talk it out!
...wtf?


vs Emperor: What the hell is "Uboar" anyway?
Haha. xD


vs Shantotto: You've got such a tiny body....
This is...odd. o_o