EoFF Sims 2 Last Sim Standing Interactive Thread o' Woo-Hoo

[Freya]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn55.jpg

LMAO So creepy xD

EDIT: Paul and shlup so paul turns into a wreck xD

[DK]

You two should get married, you're having a baby.

[Jessweeee♪]

Psychotic and Shlup! Also why haven't we seen Bunny's ghost yet? D:

[Laddy]

Dan and Rye~

Needs more interacial.

[Marshall Banana]

Marry ShlupQuack in her strawberry undies. =O

[I Took the Red Pill]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn48.jpg

"You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Take the pussy off the pedestal".
hahahahahahahahahaha

[Freya]

I swear milf is out to kill everyone. He's like secretly plotting or something. xD

[Psychotic]

I should probably announce that I will soon be looking for 8 new EoFFers to attend said wedding, and then...we'll see! ;)

[Markus. D]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:O!

:O!!!


This is the most liberating thread ever... It's like, something I'd watch on TV o_0
:0!!

[Bunny]

Psychotic and Shlup! Also why haven't we seen Bunny's ghost yet? D:

Boring in life, boring in death. It's how I roll.

Rye and DK. This house needs some an interracial abomination.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Yeah I vote Rye and Dan.

[Rye]

Keith and Hux emanate so much gay in the air that it's magnetizing San Francisco and Chelsea, NY to the house.

I vote Dan and I, just because I wanna see our baby.

[Madame Adequate]

Every update improves hugely. The one problem is that my Sim can't actually commit murder because I clearly want to off Rye, Shlup, and Texas so I can have the boys all to myself :bigsmile:

Who am I to argue with the tides of popular opinion?! Rye x DK!

[DK]

We're so ready to deal with Jessweee and Bunny now.

[qwertysaur]

Poor Sim Jessweeee! Who is going to set the house on fire now?

Anyway a wedding! Should be a great photo opportunity! Shlup and Psy have to get married, think of the baby! The best would be both, that way everyone who wants it gets their aspiration.

Ghosts appear randomly at night, and are all different depending on how they died. The fire death makes them red, while drowning makes them blue :p Also keep the other random Sims graves, just for more ghosts. xD

[Psychotic]

I don't suppose anybody knows where to find Ghostbusters outfits for the Sims, do they?

Just in case. ;)

[Jessweeee♪]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Psychotic]

You guys could have told me I posted the same image twice! :redface:

[Bunny]

You posted the same image twice.

[Shiny]

MILF sim is creepy as hell. I love it.

PsyxShlup plz. ;)

[Psychotic]

You posted the same image twice.Thanks dude.

Also the guy who called up Keith is this guy in case anybody cares:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out40.jpg

Randomly hugging people at the bowling alley is apparently a great way to make new friends.

EDIT: Current votecount:

PsyxShlup: 6
DanxRye: 5

[I Took the Red Pill]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out40.jpg

:love:

[KH-Cloudy]

PsyxShlup too ;)

[Psychotic]

In fact, yeah, I'll take sign ups for wedding guests now. This is not the last we'll see of them either... ;)

SIGN UP FORM!

Appearance: (photo would help! or if you're not comfortable with that just describe yourself)
Clothing: (just a rough idea really, but you can go into detail and tell me all about your PJs and stuff if you want!)
Starsign:
Aspiration: Pleasure/Romance/Popularity/Family/Fortune/Knowledge (PICK ONE - incidentally we have had no popularity Sims in the house, so I'd like it if someone would pick that!)
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list:
Cologne/perfume, Stink, Fat, physically fit, formal wear, swimwear, underwear, facial hair, glasses, make up, full facial make up, vampire, brown hair, red hair, black hair, blonde hair, grey hair, other colours of hair, hats.

First 8 get in. If we have less than 8 then I'll take suggestions as to EoFFers to include against their will.

[Shiny]

You should add ButthePoncho to the wedding.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Appearance: click me! (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/fading_into_reality/SSPX0069.jpg)
Clothing: I usually wear tee-shirts and jeans :D
Starsign: Leo
Aspiration: Romance
Turn ons: physically fit, formal wear
Turn off: fat

Hehehehe, I've been silently stalking the thread.

PaulxShlup FTW!

[qwertysaur]

SIGN UP FORM!

Appearance: I have medium length brown hair, Glasses and a Jewish nose. My eyes are grey. :p
Clothing: Green stuff. :p
Starsign: I'm a Leo, but I want my Sim to be cancer because the Sim Leo is not like me at all :p
Aspiration: Popularity, I never make Sims based of me with this, so why not? xD
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list:
Turn ons: Red hair and Glasses xD
Turn off: Stink

[Bunny]

Can I apply even though you bastards killed me?

[Momiji]

Signing up!

Appearance: Check my photo album.
Clothing: I generally wear a button-down shirt with a t-shirt under it, glasses, jeans, and pink-and-black checkered shoes oh god can you make pink-and-black checkered shoes
Starsign: Aquarius
Aspiration: Knowledge
Turn ons: Glasses, underwear
Turn off: Full Facial make up

Work your magic.

[KH-Cloudy]

Appearance: My hair's dyed, so it's brown right now. Medium/Long length. Brown eyes. Sort've like here (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/Yokaidekun/Random/SSPX0014.jpg)..but longer hair
Clothing: Black Long Sleeve/ Dark Jeans
Starsign: Aries
Aspiration: Popularity
Turn ons and turn offs:
Formal
Athletic

Turn Off : Stink

[Shiny]

Appearance: http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/celebrity_rehab/before_rehab/chyna2.jpg
Clothing: Dominatrix outfit
Starsign: Capricorn
Aspiration: Pleasure
Turn on: physically fit and full facial makeup
Turn off: fat

[LunarWeaver]

I want up in this mothersmurfer with all the faggotry going on.

Appearance: I have short brown hair, black glasses, I'm short, and way too small for anyone's good.
Clothing: I usually just wear hoodies and jeans and boring sneakers.
Starsign: Aries
Aspiration: I'm all about Fortune
Turn on: Blonde hair, underwear (and Keith's liquids)
Off: Cologne

[Freya]

Appearance: Yeah you know what I look like. I hate the curly hair on there though so if you could find a GOOD curly hair thing, that'd be awesome.
Clothing: I've developed into a bit of a preppy/scene look. It's very odd.
Starsign: CANCER
Aspiration: Romance it is, Can't have you being the only one people think about ;)
Turn ons: underwear, blonde hair
Turn Off: Fat!

LULZ me and Noct have same turn ons xD

[Shlup]

I vote you take care of your goddamn responsibilities, Psy! Mostly I just want to see you plunge into a deep, dark depression. That last look on your face is lol.

No one has pigtails?
Now that you mention it, I was bored yesterday. (http://www.mediafire.com/?jywybbnayjx)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/sims/monda.jpg

Also, in case you get lonely here's (http://www.mediafire.com/?z9lnzmx0bnn) someone special for you (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/sims/jeremy.jpg). Though he's pretty hard to make.

[Clouded Sky]

I have been reading this whole thing for the past hour and a half laughing out loud in a public space with people looking at me. It's great. Slash hilarious.

i want to see a wedding! I COUNT SEVEN!

Appearance: thread of sex
Clothing: jeans and a polo. Or sometimes I wear shorts and a t-shirt that are the same color with matching shoes and armbands to be fun!
Starsign: virgo is the real one, but it's far too clean in the game.
Aspiration: Pleasure
Turn ons and turn offs: underwear. HATS? OFF: stink

[Levian]

You're pretty much killing me in every episode, I love waking up to reading these in class.

[Laddy]

Can I sign up?

[Marshall Banana]

No one has pigtails?
Now that you mention it, I was bored yesterday. (http://www.mediafire.com/?jywybbnayjx)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/sims/monda.jpg

Also, in case you get lonely here's (http://www.mediafire.com/?z9lnzmx0bnn) someone special for you (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/sims/jeremy.jpg). Though he's pretty hard to make.
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :snowman:

<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/likeness.jpg">

Pretty neat! <img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/peachkiss.gif">

[Loony BoB]

I missed the wedding guest list. Gay. Oh well, for whatever comes next...

Appearance: I look like the taller of the guys you holidayed with in Edinburgh last August.
Clothing: Meh. Blue jeans (not tight fitting!), black/white/green/blue t-shirt, whatever.
Starsign: Pisces
Aspiration: Either Family or Romance. Whichever of the two will be more interesting (I don't know).
Turn ons and turn offs: Turn ons: Underwear, Swimwear. Turn off: Full facial make up (also fat, but I can only pick one apparently :(). Congratulations, I am male.

[Markus. D]

Darn Bday Dinners I'm probably too late D:

Appearance:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/kodakumifan/EoFFmyfaceout.jpg
Unfortuanetly I'm tanned and not super pale, I wish I was!... I'm also tall, that sucks too. You short people don't have to look down at everyon'
Clothing: Jeans~ Stretch fit/Skinny or Board Shorts really... and T-Shirts/Hoodies, I love the colours: White, Grey and Green *-*~!
Starsign: Pisces
Aspiration: Pleasure if I had to choose one that'd fit my pursuits. Popularity if I wanted to think outta teh bawx.
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list: Turn Ons: Vampire, Glasses.
Turs Off: OOOH MAKE IT UNDERWEAR XD! (I'd be such a whiny betch!! as we see everyone's all the time)... I'd probably loathe full facial make up the most irl.

[Psychotic]

Yeah BoB and Tsukasa were too slow for this time but maybe I'll put them in another house and they might drop by on our Sims from time to time.

[Loony BoB]

Make me a fireman and then I can hose you all down. But then again with Jessweeeeding gone I'd probably be out of a job now.

[scrumpleberry]

wtf slowness also Dan and Rye, although the temptation of seeing you caught in an unhappy marriage is fairly massive.

[demondude]

I just missed the wedding slot! :kaocry:

EDIT: Well I guess I'll post my details and maybe I'll get lucky and be put into another house or something.

Appearance: Black hair, blue eyes (Although they look like a very greeny blue), thin and a very slightly tanned.
Clothing: Jeans are a must! Any sort of shirt is good, especially if it's black and long sleeved. A jacket might work too!
Starsign: Gemini.
Aspiration: Popularity.
Turn ons and turn offs:
On: Swimwear, black hair.
Off: Stink!

[Loony BoB]

Oh yeah, Dan + Rye for marriage. Just seems more realistic as Shlup/Psy seem like they're more doing it for the sake of doing it, hence they cheat on each other (or at least, Psy did). Dan and Rye are faithful to each other! Unless I've forgotten something.

[Psychotic]

Yeah voting is over it's Psychotic and Shlup by one vote.

Rye made out with SNM so she cheated too.

ALSO ONE OF THE HOUSEMATES JUST smurfING DIED. Speculation as to who and how welcome! It's time for some zombie hax, baby.

[demondude]

I call replacement. =p

I have a feeling Huxley died. :shifty:

[Psychotic]

Nah we don't need a replacement, I brought them back to life. But my god I had no idea and suddenly saw the Grim Reaper floating in and was all "...what the smurf?" and then saw their body - I don't entirely know how they died but I have a theory - and was like "...oh crap what the hell do I do now?" but it's all good again. :laugh:

[demondude]

Well, I tried.=p

[qwertysaur]

I'll Guess that Red Pill died from a fire. Sims are stupid enough to put food on the stove, watch TV and freak out when the stove is on fire. Either that or fright. :p

[Madame Adequate]

Yeah voting is over it's Psychotic and Shlup by one vote.

Balls is it. Recount and count my vote thrice.


ALSO ONE OF THE HOUSEMATES JUST smurfING DIED. Speculation as to who and how welcome! It's time for some zombie hax, baby.

I'm going to guess it was me, by electrocution!

[Bunny]

Jessweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's ghost came back in the middle of a Shlup/Psy love fest and murdered Psy at the point of climax.

[Rantz]

Psychotic was beaten to death by the little old lady.

[Dignified Pauper]

This is a thread worthy of being archived.

[I Don't Need A Name]

damn it, i just missed again D=

[Psychotic]

If people want to still be in this I can move you in with BoB and Tsukasa and all that, and you'll be neighbours who might drop in or be out on the town. I'm already thinking of putting a Kishi-Necro-Monda house down somewhere using the Sims Shlup made so they can show up from time to time. You won't get daily updates about what happened at your house though.

[demondude]

W-would you accept me in your neighbour house?

[Flying Mullet]

If you need a fat old guy in a wife beater at the neighbor's house, sign me up!

[I Don't Need A Name]

Can i be a neighbour? :jess:
Appearance: you know what i look like paul (pic attached though)
Clothing: T-shirt and Jeans really
Starsign: Aries
Aspiration: Romance heyy ;)
Turn On: underwear, brown hair
Turn Off: Full facial makeup

[Laddy]

I wanna be a neighbor!!!

[demondude]

You already had your part, Laddy!

[Laddy]

I know, DD, having fun. =/

[Rantz]

It wasn't fun. :nonono:

[Psychotic]

Day 9: Bustin' makes me feel good

When we last left our Sims, Psychotic was disturbed to find out he had become a father.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho1.jpg

"But babe, why can't it be just the two of us?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho2.jpg

She is none too pleased about this and starts kicking the gravestones. In sandals. That's seriously going to break her toes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho3.jpg

These two start having sex in front of the hippies again.

Now before we go onto the next part, I invite you to click this damn link. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w_O7yn0k8Fw)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho4.jpg

Someone is none too pleased about having her gravestone kicked!

ALERT ALERT GHOSTS ON DECK THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho5.jpg

I immediately scramble Psychotic and Dan to the scene to try to combat this phantom menace.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho6.jpg

However, she slips through their net and through the wall into the bedroom!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho7.jpg

...Keith! :(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho8.jpg

She's not the only ghost out and about tonight.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho9.jpg

Dan imparts manly advice to Psychotic. "You knocked her up? Oh dude, you better marry her". Neither of them seem to particularly care that the ghost of their dead friend has just floated by.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho10.jpg

:Eek:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho11.jpg

Jesus christ. Suddenly Bunny pops out of Dan and screams. It gave me a start.

Hey, have you ever seen that famous picture by Edvard Munch called the scream?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho12.jpg

Check it out.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho13.jpg

Huxley sees a ghost and pisses himself.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho14.jpg

"I aint afraid of no ghost!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho15.jpg

Oh yeah! Get them! Get them!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho16.jpg

"Ghost? Whatevs. I have piss to clean up".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho17.jpg

Whoa don't do that you freak she's pregnant you're going to make her miscarry. This aint CAD, son, this aint CAD.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho18.jpg

Scariness of an altogether different kind.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho19.jpg

She climbs into bed and I guess she is fantasising about a threesome with me and Dan.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho20.jpg

The ghosts start to cause havoc in the house. First they make the stereo play.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho21.jpg

Then they actually lift the smurfing bowling alley up into the air.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho89.jpg

Whoa! The Grim Reaper is in the kitchen! Look out, Keith!

I actually thought he was here to take the ghosts back to hell or something, as I've ever seen ghosts on The Sims 2 before. But no.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho22.jpg

Wait a minute...ShlupQuack!

...THE BABY!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho23.jpg

In happier news, isn't this sooooooooooo cute?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho24.jpg

Boy Bunny sure is one pissed off ghost. After killing Shlup, the spectres seem to realise they've done something wrong and hang out in the garden for the rest of the night, and I refuse to let any of my sims go outside.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho25.jpg

He is clearly looking at porn.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho26.jpg

The Corpse Bride returns.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho27.jpg

"Hey honey!"
"I thought you were dead."
"Nah I got bored. So what's for breakfast?"
"Toast."
"Wrong! YOUR BRAINS AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"...you are so gay"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho28.jpg

They then boogie to the music the ghosts put on.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho29.jpg

Hello hello what's developing here. Could we see some Jex action finally make it into the Sims?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho30.jpg

Keith tickles the big P. While they are both in their underwear. Seriously I don't know how many more times I can say "ha ha ha they are gay" because it's just a normality in this house.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho31.jpg

Yeah, jog on.

Now time to give in to popular demand.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho32.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho33.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho34.jpg

Looks expensive.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho35.jpg

"What the smurf have I done?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho36.jpg

"We're engaged this is so wonde-"
"HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho37.jpg

They then share a touching moment where he touches her belly.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho38.jpg

Then this creepy asshole just has to do the same and ruin the moment.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho39.jpg

My god.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho40.jpg

"Aren't those hippies dead yet? I want them out of our hot tub so we can smurf in it again".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho41.jpg

"We could always try dropping a bomb on them ^.^"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho42.jpg

Ugly McFlamepants and the Mailman stare each other down.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho43.jpg

I love this. Psychotic has the look of a man who does not want to be dancing. I can picture it now.

"You're getting married? That's great, sucka! Dance with me!"
"No, really, thats okay."
"I said dance with me, boy."

And then he starts awkwardly and halfheartedly swaying from side to side.

They then pull really smurfing weird faces:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho44.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho45.jpg

Seriously what the hell happened here?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho46.jpg

*shudders*

I think he is going to try to steal or kill or eat the baby or something.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho47.jpg

Well well, look what finally happened. Let's get a couple more angles on that:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho48.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho49.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho50.jpg

I love how her reaction to falling in love is to swoon, and his is to pull out his creepy stare.

But okay, they're in love, let's see if they kiss or maybe take it further!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho51.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho52.jpg

Sims. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho53.jpg

In case you were wondering why neither of them have had their kidneys ripped out, this man was in the shower at the time.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho54.jpg

"No I didn't piss myself, I was just watering the grass, okay?" This was a popular conversation topic today.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho55.jpg

This is the bitch who hates me. Why on earth is she calling me?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho56.jpg

She wants my advice on shoes? Okay...?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho57.jpg

I am getting fed up of these idiots still being alive so I have built a little swimming pool for them. They will dive in, pass out, and drown.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho58.jpg

"If you go anywhere near my baby I will have you arrested".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho59.jpg

Jessweeeee: Gone but not forgotten.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho60.jpg

They then perform some sort of fancy dance performance.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho61.jpg

This man manages to save the day, despite having Dan's arm sticking out of his gut. What a hero.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho62.jpg

This man, however, is not a hero. It's no good rushing to the rescue now, numbnuts, the fire's out.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho63.jpg

"Thanks for saving my life YOU STUPID PRICK".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho64.jpg

Keith really likes the fireman and pays him money to be his friend.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho65.jpg

Is she..she is, isn't she? Oh god.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho66.jpg

Look who decided to call round.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho67.jpg

...oh god no.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho68.jpg

Of course, Campy McKilt and Dan have had previous, and do not like each other.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho69.jpg

All Dan does is insult this guy once and goes back to watching TV and he breaks down. What an absolute wimp.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho70.jpg

What the hell not again!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho71.jpg

She is in love with all three of them, thanks to her new outgoing and playful nature and the Casual Romance mod.

If she sees any of them kissing someone else she will freak. Which is ironic seeing as she is cheating on them with two others.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho72.jpg

This guy knows the score. "There's some major drama about to erupt. What the hell is she thinking?"

In fact, let's find out what she's thinking.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho73.jpg

For the love of. The woman is insatiable.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho74.jpg

LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho75.jpg

I hate this guy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho76.jpg

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho77.jpg

Dan is the new Jessweeeeeee.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho78.jpg

This guy tries to make a move on me during the fire.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho79.jpg

It ends with me headbutting right through his shoulder.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho80.jpg

And now we know the answer to the eternal question: What does a Scotsman keep up his kilt? A gaping black hole of the void by the looks of it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho81.jpg

Oh no Dan what's wrong. :( I think the fire scared him.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho82.jpg

This guy sees weakness, and charges in to poke Dan in the chest.

Bad. smurfing. Move.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho83.jpg

However, before Brandon's spine can be snapped in two, Keith defuses the situation by taking off all of his clothes and ordering everyone else out of the kitchen.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho84.jpg

Outside, however...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho85.jpg

Maybe you can't see this too well through the dust, but Dan has him in a headlock.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho86.jpg

Someone knows what a ho Rye is.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho87.jpg

Keith's still at the porn.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho88.jpg

That's what you get.

The day is not over, however! Now I will take the boys out on the town for the stag night, as the wedding is tomorrow! I don't think Shlup is in any fit state for a hen night, as she spends her time waddling between the bathroom and the kitchen.

[scrumpleberry]

Hux is my new favourite :bigsmile:

[Laddy]

WIN.

[Psychotic]

I keep on thinking "Well these Sims can't keep this up forever oh god it's 5 AM they haven't done anything funny yet" so I take a whole bunch of boring screenshots and plan to try to add funny comments to them all, and then suddenly :skull::skull::skull::skull: absolutely errupts during the day.

We have to have a slow day soon. We just have to.

[Jessweeee♪]

BOO!

[KH-Cloudy]

Beat up Kiltman more :)

[Bunny]

Woo I'm back!

[I Don't Need A Name]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho88.jpg

is it just me or does a black guy in pants, stood behind a guy with a kilt BENT OVER not say anything to you?

[Flying Mullet]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/gho88.jpg

is it just me or does a black guy in pants, stood behind a guy with a kilt BENT OVER not say anything to you?
It's the closest thing we've had to a teabagging yet.

[Levian]

I bet Huxley ate the poisonous green diamond hoovering over his head. He's fruity enough to do that.

edit: oh wow, I missed an entire page xD disregard that.

[qwertysaur]

Don't let Shlup kick graves anymore. The ghosts will try and kill her if she does, as they did once already. Just put a fence around the graves :p

xD levitating bowling alley. Also Jessweeee live on inside the oven it seems like.
Next time you get an unexpected visit from the grim reaper, you should try and have someone save the Sim from death :p

Finally since Milf is a knowledge Sim, he Wants to see the ghosts again. Everyone else doesn't xD

[Madame Adequate]

I love what a ho Rye is :jess: And I have almost as creepy a stare IRL, which is nice.

Day was good amusing post legendary thread etc.

Oh, and that baby is going to be delicious.

[Jessweeee♪]

I predict violence.

[Mogi]

I wanna!
:D

Appearance:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/Darth_Bandalak/l_16796f6041b746a4b5300a8ee6ad3840.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/Darth_Bandalak/l_d2e42734b6db4e15bf9dcf4da5b39d9b.jpg
White Jacket is me. :3
Clothing: Like the pictures is fine, but without the jacket.
Starsign: Pisces
Aspiration: Knowledge
Turn ons: Glasses, Brown Hair
Turn off: Full facial make up

If there's ever a spot open. P:
Also, could you refer to me as Mogi? It's much easier than my username.
Fanks. :3

[LunarWeaver]

I think Huxley is my favorite if only for the creepiness. I want to play the menu song from Gears of War every time he appears. I hope during the wedding he just walks up and stares at the groom and bride.

[Dignified Pauper]

That stare is absolutely crazy, Rye is a dirty slut, and Dan... man, he's the best character in the house. Also, that baby in Schlup's womb is in for a world of a storm... I imagine the social worker comes and takes it away.

Also, can babies die? Has anyone ever seen the ghost of a baby? OR A TODDLER?!

[Jessweeee♪]

I think the social worker lady just comes and takes them away.

[Psychotic]

She can't take away what's on fire. :monster:

Anyway I'm downloading a bunch of crap for these new 8 sims. The people who applied after the 8 won't see their likenesses until after...well...you'll know it when it happens. But you'll see them eventually so don't worry.

[Jessweeee♪]

I want to see a Sim with the Grilled Cheese aspiration :</>|

[Psychotic]

Rye may as well be that. She has three wants that are food-related the big wabb.

[Freya]

Oie cute clothes? :O

[Madame Adequate]

Actually I might be wanting to eat the afterbirth rather than the baby.

On a less vile note, Sims 3 is going to be AWESOME for this. Whole neightbourhoods of EoFFers :D

[Psychotic]

I found some Abercrombie and Fitch crap for your preppy outfit but for some reason it hasn't shown up in the game, so you'll just have to make do with some defaults for the time being.

[Psychotic]

kk a bunch of the clothes I downloaded did not show up and I don't know why but I'll look into it tomorrow and get stuff fixed.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/EoFFers.jpg

L to R:

Shiny-Chyna, or Chyny as I like to call her. Dominatrix outfit didn't show up but this looks pretty trashy to me, so.

Momiji. At the moment you are in a suit and it looks suave. The button down did not load up but if you don't like the suit I'll go fix that.

Lekana. Yeah you'll get your Abercrombie crap by the time they're all ready to go.

TSoL: I am not happy with how your hair is, but the outfit is identical to the one in your photo!

Clouded Sky: I...didn't see that those jeans had boots but I'll fix that. :laugh:

qwertyxsora: I am pleased with this one.

LunarWeaver: This one too. Although this hair is officially brown (and thus sims with brown hair turn on are attracted to you) it looks a bit blonde in practice so I'll find a darker one before the big day. Other than that, hells yeah.

KHCloudy: I didn't know whether or not you were asian so I gave you an asian skintone and caucasian eyes to hedge my bets!

They will all be invited to the wedding. If they do not show up it is because your Sims are bastards and is not my fault. :monster:

[Jessweeee♪]

What if no one comes at all D:

[Shlup]

I'm going to liveblog my reaction to Day 9 'cause it's fun.

I love how upset Psychotic is. I lol at it.

FINALLY the ghosts show up!

AHAHA! I love how Jessweeee and Bunny are, now that they're dead, officially awesome.

Oh, wait, Bunny made my face retarded. Scew him.

Levitating bowling alley made me lol.

...

I'M THE ONE WHO FUCKING DIED?!

And then straight to the gay snuggling. Ass. How'd you res me?

Hehe, engagement is a red memory. That's funnay.

LOL HUXLEY YOU FAG. AND NOT THE BUNDLE OF STICKS KIND.

"I said dance with me, boy." HA!

Yay Rye and Hux finally getting to proper business!

I think I've officially decided that Huxley's constant inapporpriateness makes him my favorite character.

And Rye's whoreness is also awesome. I always knew she was a whore.

"LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE." AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

A tense situation can be defused with nudity. Note taken.

There's a fight-dust removing mod if you want it. Makes things look bug-ass weird.

"Someone knows what a ho Rye is." Always have.

Aren't pregnant Sims a pain in the ass? I don't even thing preggo chicks can go out without a mod though.

I still can't believe I'm the one that died. I thought pregnant Sims were safe!

------------------------


Make me a fireman and then I can hose you all down. But then again with Jessweeeeding gone I'd probably be out of a job now.

I actually know how to do this, if you want.


This is a thread worthy of being archived.

Well now no one's gonna want to, damn you.


I want to see a Sim with the Grilled Cheese aspiration :</>|

YES! I love that one! Doesn't that come with one of the expansion packs though? I don't remember which. The one that the Pleasure aspiration comes with.

kk a bunch of the clothes I downloaded did not show up and I don't know why but I'll look into it tomorrow and get stuff fixed.

They will all be invited to the wedding. If they do not show up it is because your Sims are bastards and is not my fault. :monster:

Are you sure those outfits didn't require expansion packs? And I'm sure you're not close yet, but I recommend keeping the Downloads folder under 1GB or the game gets slow.

And Sims never reject wedding invites. All of them will show.

[Psychotic]

THEY WILL.

Also I just realised it's because the stuff I downloaded is for teens.

Am I an idiot? Yes, I am an idiot.

[Momiji]

Love the suit. Good call.

[DK]

Justin's sim looks like Anne Robinson :-\

[Momiji]

Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I didn't even see that until you said it.


Now I can't unsee it.

You ARE the weakest link, smurfer. Good bye.

[Shlup]

HA! It's funny/scary 'cause it's true.

[Momiji]

As long as I don't look like her in real life. As long as it's here, I can laugh.


*sob*

[LunarWeaver]

Oh my God, I love mine XD You even put a big fuzzy condom on his head just like I actually wear! Now if someone blond puts on some Superman underoos my attractions will get me a quickie before I'm discarded.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

It does look a bit weird but *shrugs* Cool how you manage to get the same shirt though.

[Markus. D]

This is so brilliant!

I think my favorite characters so far were Dan, Jess, Shlup and Rye... and Kieth annnnd *goes on to name everyone*

[Freya]

I just realized what a sausage fest the second group is o.o

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I just realized what a sausage fest the second group is o.o

w00t!

[Jessweeee♪]

I just realized what a sausage fest the second group is o.o

Just one less girl than the last one :p

[Bunny]

Ten bucks most of them turn out to be gay.

[Clouded Sky]

Damn, I already look gay. Boots AND a tucked in Polo. Too bad you're already dead, Bunny-dear.;)

I vote HUX for best character. Seriously. He is playing the part of "CRAZY" to perfection!

EDIT: If at all possible, I want my clothes to be the jedi robe looking things. I think they're from the base game, if memory serves.

[KH-Cloudy]

Whoaaa..now that's awesome Psy! Btw, I am Asian hehe.
Looking forward to how the second group will react in their new homes :)

[demondude]

The ghostbusters theme worked perfectly with the ghost part. Poor Shlup!

[Flying Mullet]

I'll put in my "official" application for future use.

Appearance & Clothing:
http://upload.tastyspoon.com/uploads/200610/Wife_Beater.JPG
Starsign: Taurus
Aspiration: Fortune
Turn On: Fat, hats
Turn Off: blonde hair

[Psychotic]

Sorry for the delay, folks. My internet's been down for the evening and no, that means I have not fixed your Sims problems yet. :)

Day 9: The Stag Party

When we left the crew, it was 9 PM on the night before the wedding and the boys were about to go on the stag night.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag1.jpg

This freakin' guy was back and I hadn't even noticed.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag26.jpg

He appears to performing a dirty act with the teddy bear. On the subject of, we now have two teddy bears and I don't quite know how that happened.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag2.jpg

I want these dumbsmurfs dead by the time of the wedding. They were trying to go to sleep so I installed a stereo to blast heavy metal at them, blocked off by a pinball machine. Ugly bitch refuses to go into the pool. She goes along the diving board and chickens out.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag3.jpg

Rye chats to this wonderful example of humanity. "Yeah like the USA has to like totally realise it can't, like, police the world, maaan". What a total twat.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag4.jpg

Keith has chosen the location for the stag night. He insists it's a "really rockin' joint" and "full of tonsa hot chicks!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag5.jpg

KARAOKE? You've taken me to a smurfing karaoke bar on my stag night? There are no words.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag6.jpg

These two certainly seem to love it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag7.jpg

Meanwhile Dan takes over barman duties. He even brought his own uniform. He got bored of it pretty quickly though.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag8.jpg

"It's my stag night, and I am sitting at a karaoke bar next to a dirty yokel named Jihoon Patch". He spends the evening drinking heavily, surprisingly enough. And what kind of a fucking name is Jihoon Patch?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag9.jpg

They finish with a flourish. Can this night possibly get any more gay?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag10.jpg

Oh wait a minute, this is good. Go on and get her, tiger! Will Keith finally stop being the only Sim to have never gotten lucky?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag11.jpg

No, because he uses pick up lines like "Hey, we have ghosts in our house!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag13.jpg

If he tried doing that at a real bar, he would have his jaw broken.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag14.jpg

Everyone's a critic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag15.jpg

I love this Sim.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag16.jpg

Brown Bear takes over the mic, belting out a rock ballad.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag17.jpg

This guy certainly seems to enjoy it. Also is it just me or is this way creepier than his infamous stare?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag18.jpg

This picture does not capture what I have just seen, so I will describe it to you. Dan ran up to the Karaoke machine, climbed on top of it, then jumped off into a knee slide, all while rocking out. The man is a god.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag19.jpg

Psychotic helps the bar staff by clearing away the plates. It's your stag night, man, what the hell are you doing?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag20.jpg

They then perform quite possibly the fruitiest dance in existance.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag21.jpg

Baby Spice, Bitch Spice, Creepy Spice, Angry Spice.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag22.jpg

I challenge you to find an image that is more dire than this one.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag23.jpg

Time to go home, lads, big day tomorrow. Psychotic is clearly looking forward to it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag24.jpg

...oh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag25.jpg

His bride, however, is more enthusiastic. She wants a baby, a wedding party, and to get married, and she is scared of Psychotic leaving her at the altar or dying.

Will he jilt her? We'll soon find out! I intend to post the wedding update later tonight!

PS:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag27.jpg

Next door we have the new jerks' house, plus across the road, places for people like BoB and DD to live.

[Jessweeee♪]

WHAT IS BUNNY DOING TO SHINY?

[DK]

Getting his hood shined.

[KH-Cloudy]

Their dance is epic..Did Psy have fun at his staf party? :P Or did Dan take over!

[Shlup]

[insert generic but sincere comment of lulz here]

[Laddy]

LULZ.

[Madame Adequate]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag20.jpg

They then perform quite possibly the fruitiest dance in existance.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag21.jpg

Baby Spice, Bitch Spice, Creepy Spice, Angry Spice.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/stag22.jpg

I challenge you to find an image that is more dire than this one.

Truly limitless win.

[Rye]

Hahaha, it's like the Village People.

[Psychotic]

Day 10: I've only known you for ten days, let's get married!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed1.jpg

What's this crazy set up all about?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed2.jpg

"The paranormal? Man that totally sucks. In fact I would even go far as to call it weak." Not really the kind of thing you want to be saying when there's a murderous poltergeist floating behind you.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed3.jpg

However Shlup is still the favourite with the ghosts and she is scared into pissing herself. I am scared that she'll end up pissing the baby out next time.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed4.jpg

Someone works out his frustrations at getting married on the punchbag.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed5.jpg

"C'mon, Creed. You can hit harder than that, vanilla."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed6.jpg

"RAAAAAGH smurfING EoFF MAKING ME MARRY THIS BITCH!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed7.jpg

He stood there showing the bear to her for quite a while. It was rather endearing. I know a lot of you love Huxley's plain weird tendencies, but I just love Keith's innocent and child-like nature so much more.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed8.jpg

Still, if you all want your fix of Huxley crazy, here it is. These two were just chilling on the couch, he walks by, does this, then carries on walking.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed9.jpg

It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, you dolt. And I'd really like to know what it is about the bathroom that makes these sims go all gooey.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed10.jpg

"Hey buddy, wanna play Guess the Size of Keith's Lovestick?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed11.jpg

Speaking of Keith, what on earth is he eating?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed12.jpg

Now he is complaining to me that there is in a table in the way so he can't get up. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed13.jpg

These two get jiggy in the photobooth. Is this even newsworthy?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed14.jpg

Psychotic tries to do a Dan and dance to music in his underwear, but the second he puts the music on and starts to dance, Dan walks over and turns it off.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed15.jpg

Then Rye does the same!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed16.jpg

"Look bitch, I don't want to have to hit you".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed17.jpg

Denied music, Psychotic instead decides to paint. I wonder if we'll see an anguish-ridden masterpiece. Oh, and he had a keen admirer too.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed18.jpg

What the hell are you doing to the fish, Keith? And at least roll your sleeve up before plunging it in there.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed19.jpg

Oh. RIP invisible fish.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed20.jpg

...oh god she's back!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed21.jpg

Fatty keeps an eye out for wedding guests arriving.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed22.jpg

I don't know if I should be happy or sad. On the one hand, Keith finally got his first kiss. On the other, it was with a total hobag.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed23.jpg

It goes undetected because her other lovers have more important matters to attend to. Like fantasising about themselves.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed24.jpg

And look at Huxley, he's ju...wait...is he?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed25.jpg

He is! He's sleeping with his eyes open that weird mothersmurf.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed26.jpg

And now I believe it's time for a little wedding. I appointed Dan priest. It was a natural choice.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed27.jpg

Even these pricks got dressed up for the occasion.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed28.jpg

The Groomsmen. Which one would you pick to be your best man? The derranged sociopath or the retarded child?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed29.jpg

Chyna-Shiny and Lekana the bridesmaids. Yes, I chose green for the bridesmaids, no I do not particularly give a smurf if that's a bad colour for them.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed30.jpg

It's your wedding day and you are eyeing up the bridesmaids?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed31.jpg

He's not the only person doing some eyeing up. It seems everyone wants a piece of qwerty.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed32.jpg

Here comes the bride! Isn't she beautiful?

...wait

where is her bump?

Does this dress have a corset?

My god our child is going to have brain damage.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed33.jpg

Look who thinks she's too good to sit down.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed35.jpg

I love how she's genuinely happy and he's obviously faking a smile in this one.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed34.jpg

When I am going through things I don't like, such as getting cavities filled in, I take my mind of it by listing Liverpool players by number. I don't know why. It's just something I've always done.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed36.jpg

"Number 9 Fernando Torres....number...nnngh....ten...."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed37.jpg

Everybody applauds and Shlup thinks about TSoL.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed38.jpg

Awwwwwwwwwww :heart:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed40.jpg

The happy Sims applaud the wedding and...wait...look to the right...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed39.jpg

Where the hell is he going?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed41.jpg

He stops, looks back at the altar, and gets an unhappy memory. You cruel and sadistic people.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed42.jpg

Here is the buffet I laid on for the Sims. And a flamingo. I like flamingoes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed43.jpg

And Lekana makes a beeline for it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed44.jpg

smurfing alcie.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed45.jpg

A toast! Hey why are you jerks thinking of her? I'm the one in pain here!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed46.jpg

The hivemind commands an army of Sims to storm the bathroom.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed47.jpg

Aren't you supposed to, y'know, cut the cake together?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed48.jpg

"Get this down your throat, fatty, and leave me alone".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed49.jpg

This guy decides he's seen enough and leaves, closely followed by KHCloudy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed50.jpg

"MMM CAKE NOM NOM NOM GLORF GLORF GLORF"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed51.jpg

Momiji or Anne Robinson? YOU DECIDE.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed52.jpg

Everybody is enjoying the wedding buffet.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed53.jpg

Except this man, who is sulking on his own.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed54.jpg

Someone else does not feel like being social.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed55.jpg

It's when I'm off watching other people, pause the game for a screenshot, then go to check on the others and find him staring like this that is the most terrifying.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed56.jpg

KEITH AND CHYNY 4EVA :love:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed57.jpg

My favourite moment of the wedding. qwertyxsora pisses himself and everybody laughs at him.

He soon leaves the wedding, with Momiji and TSoL in tow.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed58.jpg

Shiny is the one to clean up the piss while Keith does a cute little dance.

The Sims then troop off to do their own thing.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed60.jpg

Psychotic goes bowling...with the bridesmaids. This is going to end well.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed59.jpg

Yup. Definitely going to end well. (in case you're wondering who she is, she's just some random NPC Sim that showed up late)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed61.jpg

He takes his glasses off, but not his hat.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed70.jpg

While everyone is off mingling, this man steals some more of the cake.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed71.jpg

"The two of us are just so in love! We'll be happy together forever!"

How wrong can you be?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed62.jpg

"The city is lame! The country rules!" yes okay shut up lekana we get it already.

Even so-

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed63.jpg

my stupid Sim is becoming obsessed with her. :| Also he has a major fear of "having a baby". Hahahaha you poor bastard.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed64.jpg

However, before they can get intimate, this limo pulls up and Shlup sprints to it, despite being saddled with the offspring of our regular Don Juan, who follows suit.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed65.jpg

It comes back an hour or so later and Shlup immediately starts to cry as it leaves. As with so many things in this game, I don't know what the smurf.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed66.jpg

They then have their wedding night sex...in the smurfing photobooth. Also I like this picture. "lover, come to bed! ;)" "...oh god."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed67.jpg

This bitch breaks the computer so I order her to fix it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed68.jpg

Someone obviously does not approve of this marriage.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed69.jpg

Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull: that is not good.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed72.jpg

That is seriously not good!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed73.jpg

Oh, she's fine. I don't know whether Dan is smiling because he's happy she's alright, or because she's a three-timing bitch who got what was coming to her.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed74.jpg

"You're alive?"
"Yes!"
"Cool, let's dance!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed75.jpg

It's an energetic dance for a pregnant woman. I'm beginning to think she has faked the whole thing. In fact, she's been pregnant for over 72 hours now and is supposed to have given birth.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed76.jpg

Nothing like a bit of Woohoo to heal electrical burns. And of course, they just have to have an audience, even if it is a ghost.

The phone rings.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed77.jpg

Hey, it's Cowgirl Whore!

"Sure, it's not like I'm doing anything important like, say, having the first dance with my husband at my wedding".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed78.jpg

:|

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed79.jpg

You made me marry this thing you awful bastards.

I like to end updates with screenshots taken at exactly midnight.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed80.jpg

Here is one of Keith thinking about children. While wearing a speedo. Yeah, not even gonna touch that one.

[Jessweeee♪]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed57.jpg

hahaha, qwerty you silly Sim.

[Momiji]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/wed51.jpg

Kinda scary how the hairstyle is almost perfect. The only difference is that my hair curls outward just a little bit on the ends. Otherwise, it's like looking in a mirror and seeing my hair and glasses on Anne Robinson's face.

[Psychotic]

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/annerob.jpg

It doesn't really look a lot like her face. Her nose, for instance, is beaklike and thin whereas Momiji Sim has a broad one. I can see resemblances to both her and you though. Now we know what it would look like if you had children!

[Momiji]

*shudder*

I guess it's the stern-looking mouth.

[Clouded Sky]

CUZ THIS IS THRILLER!!!!

edit: oh that was an update too late. I like how Lekana must have cake and alcohol!

[Madame Adequate]

Ahahaha oh god the best part, dancing after electrocution, that slayed me for some reason.

[DK]

Ahahah Rye turned into a Guado.

[Psychotic]

My favourite moment from the whole day was probably Dan refusing to let anyone else dance to the music like he normally does.

These Sims have such funny little quirks that you guys don't get to see and probably don't give a :skull::skull::skull::skull: about. Like Dan loves to dance, Psychotic loves darts, Red Pill loves bowling, MILF loves chess, Shlup loves to read, and so on. Just an example of some nice AI I think.

[Momiji]

Are the wedding guest Sims sticking around?

If so, I'm curious about what quirks I'll develop.

[Psychotic]

You'll see soon enough what I have in store for them. ;)

[Freya]

Lol Booze, Cake, and trying to steal the groom. Sounds like my kinda wedding ;)

[qwertysaur]

I wonder if the fact that Shlup died deleted the baby as well, it never happened before so it might be the case. =/ Also if a Sim uses the telescope in the daytime, an angry neighbor might come out of nowhere and be annoyed :p

Wedding is a very big xD. I love how the only Sim to lot laugh at me was Milf, and that Shlups arm goes through DK. Jessweeee is a very active ghost it seems xD

[Clouded Sky]

This makes me want to play the Sims again, but last time I d/led an expansion I got a nice letter from EA.:(

[Shlup]

I can't decide what my favorite thing about this episode was:
1) Psy's misery.
2) Dan refusing to let others dance.
3) Rye getting electrocuted and then dancing.

I hurrrrr'd.


This makes me want to play the Sims again, but last time I d/led an expansion I got a nice letter from EA.:(

Really? I have all of them and haven't gotten one.

[Clouded Sky]

Yeah. I was sad. Fine, but sad.

Dan wins that episode, hands down. Also, this is probably the greatest thread on EoFF.

[KH-Cloudy]

I love how the Sim's favorite thing to do is piss on the floor xD

[demondude]

Dan turning the radio off made me laugh hard. The wedding was funny too! Especially qwerty getting laughed at by everybody. Man, I love this whole thing.

[Dignified Pauper]

I think Dan coaching Psy at the punching bag was clearly the best part.

[Psychotic]

Day 11: Sitcom Desperation Act I

Every sitcom, in its latter stages, ends up deciding to throw a baby into the mix to spice things up. Only Fools & Horses, Friends, Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle, and so on. Oh what witty jokes about diaper changing and whatnot are to be had, or maybe jokes about babies talking to adults through telepathy, they are pretty funny too.

Well, we're not mainstream. We're going to torture this baby just as much as we torture our Sims. Here we go!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab1.jpg

As if fucking in front of Jessweee wasn't enough, these two then have to fuck in front of Bunny too.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab2.jpg

This guy busts a move. Incidentally, he is the best dancer in the house. Yes, his dancing skill is higher than even Dan's!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab3.jpg

Oh crap did her waters just break?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab4.jpg

Yes I think they just broke.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab5.jpg

"ARRRRRGH OH GOD IT HURTS!"
"What do you want me to do about it?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab6.jpg

The proud father arrives and apparently he finds childbirth to be arousing.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab12.jpg

"I sense a disturbance in the force!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab7.jpg

Here the little beast is.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab8.jpg

It's a girl! Sorry Rantzien.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab9.jpg

OH MY GOD A BABY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab10.jpg

I quickly annex part of the main bedroom into becoming scrumpleberry's room.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab11.jpg

"So, you're a father now. How does that feel."
"Well it feels ju-"
"WOW CHECK OUT THE ROCKET IN MY POCKET!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab13.jpg

"Welcome to motherhood, bitch!"

Yeah thanks for that, Jesse. As if this child wasn't brain damaged enough.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab14.jpg

The pool is empty...but there are no gravestones. Where did they go? Did they die or what? :confused:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab15.jpg

Dan is little spoon. Rye is big spoon.

Also, thanks for censoring out Tidus's head, Sims! It really is offensive.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab16.jpg

"Take note. This is what we call a 'weirdo'. You will be seeing a lot of them during your time here."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab17.jpg

This man would rather scrub every surface in the house than hold his baby.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab18.jpg

Uhhhh are you sure this is a good idea?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab19.jpg

Oh right, as soon as she loses her belly, I want to nail her. How very superficial. I like it!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab20.jpg

Haha look at this fruitcake, going bowling in his speedo an...wait...where is scrumpleberry?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab21.jpg

"The baby needs its diaper changed? Fuck that, I'm going bowling. Here you go, floor".

With the parents fucking, we need an emergency diaper changer.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab22.jpg

Ah, you're already covered in piss, you'll do nicely.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab23.jpg

OH MY GOD SEX!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab24.jpg

And then a little Knowledge bubble pops up above his head, so apparently he's learned something. "Ah, so the penis goes inside the vagina. Of course!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab25.jpg

Great work Rye.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab26.jpg

Dan makes a paper aeroplane and begins to fly it all around the house, making plane noises.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab27.jpg

Rye comes over and wants to make out, but he totally ignores her for his plane.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab28.jpg

Someone finally takes scrumpleberry. "One day, my girl, all of this will be yours. The Death Chamber, The Execution Pool, The Ferris Wheel...all of it!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab29.jpg

Paper aeroplanes get me pretty hard too.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab30.jpg

Wow he's really fired up now.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab31.jpg

scrumpleberry declares war by vomiting all over her father. This unprovoked act of aggression shall not be tolerated.

She is passed onto Auntie Rye while Daddy goes and takes a shower.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab32.jpg

scrumpleberry hates Auntie Rye.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab33.jpg

So she passes him onto Dan, who immediately puts the baby onto the floor. "Awww hell naw, I aint holdin' no crazy cracka's baby".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab34.jpg

Yes let's hold bears while there is a fucking baby on the floor. Good job, team.

At least the bear hates Captain Planet.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab35.jpg

I then install a DJ Deck. Hells yeah go Dan go.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab36.jpg

Psychotic promptly dances the macarena to Dan's hard house mix. My Sim is so fucking white.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab37.jpg

I also install a strobe light in scrumpleberry's room, because it's never too early to give your child epilepsy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab38.jpg

Oh no. Oh no no no. He's found her.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab39.jpg

Keith, despite stinking like a Frenchman's ballsack after he has seen a German, just has to go bowling for the third time today.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab40.jpg

This guy goes dancing to Dan's beats. He just sways from side to side with that grin on his face.

Before I am reduced to sobbing my eyes out at this sight, the phone rings.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab41.jpg

Cowgirl Whore sure does have a thing for Shlup.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab42.jpg

I also gave them a radio controlled car, and look who just had to play with it first! Honestly how can you not love that face?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab43.jpg

This baby produces a hell of a lot of crap.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab44.jpg

This is apparently a meat sandwich. What kind of meat do you think it is? Beef? Chicken? I, personally, am going with placenta.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab45.jpg

"Hey Shlup, you want to keep your baby safe, right?"
"Yeah"
"I know of a great place to keep her safe"
"It's in your belly, isn't it?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab46.jpg

"WHY DO MY PLANS NEVER WORK OUT :("

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab47.jpg

He's not the only one freaking out. Well done, EoFF, you have broken a man. Well, a Sim.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab48.jpg

P: What the hell are you doing?
H: Just giving the people what they want.
P: :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab49.jpg

Oh dear lord no.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab50.jpg

Dan lets off a seriously impressive fart. It's not bad hygeine lines, I heard the damn thing. Just look at it. Dayumn.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab51.jpg

Christ, will these ghosts just fuck off already?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab52.jpg

Then my Sims are hit with a weird glitch. They won't do anything for a couple of hours. If I tell them to do something, they'll do it, otherwise they just stand bolt upright. This is not good.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab53.jpg

However I think it got fixed because the McWhiteBreads ended up taking over the DJ Booth and rocking out by the end of the night.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab54.jpg

Goodnight, scrumpleberry. Enjoy your strobe light, bitch.

[qwertysaur]

xD Sim MILF :p

[Freya]

HAHAH I love how depressed Psy is xD

[Flying Mullet]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab40.jpg
Hux looks a lot like Evangeline Lilly (Kate from <i>Lost</i>) in this picture.

And make more babies, dammit!

[Jessweeee♪]

Hahahahaha Keith.

[Dignified Pauper]

Hux over that crib is frightening, especially once he starts trying to eat her stomach first.

[Flying Mullet]

If Shlup and Psy die will Social Services come for the baby?

[Psychotic]

They can try, but they aint gettin' her.

[demondude]

That baby will grow up with many emotional scars. She'll fit in just right.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I have a feeling Hux wants to kidnap the baby and initiate her into some sort of weird cult.

[scrumpleberry]

H-H-H-HUX YOU'RE ALREADY TERRIFYING ME D:

[Psychotic]

Now now, he just wants to rip off your flesh, boil it with some onions and savour its delightful taste. There's nothing to be terrified of about that, is there?

[Flying Mullet]

I thought something along those lines was happening here as they get the oven ready:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab16.jpg

[Bunny]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/bab38.jpg

Oh dear god.

[KH-Cloudy]

What is wrong with you Sim Hux! :( Hands off the baby!

[Madame Adequate]

Given that I appear to be the only one who has paid attention to, or even voluntarily touched, the child, I think I deserve a little more credit :mad2:

[Shlup]

One thing I learned from Twilight is that it's perfectly acceptable for a grown man to be infatuated with a baby. Therefore, I approve.

Take care of her, son. Take care of her. (So I don't have to.)

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

If this is how Shlup treats her own child, I fear for her students...

[Jessweeee♪]

She teaches middle schoolers, most of them probably deserve it.

[Shlup]

Oh you're damn right they deserve it. *hi5*

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Lies, I bet they are angels!

[Shlup]

You obviously don't read my LJ. Damn spawns...

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I don't have you on LJ. :P

Also, I kid. Anything over the age of 7 years old is hell spawn. 11 year olds are mouthy friggers from personal experience.

[Shiny]

Lol Booze, Cake, and trying to steal the groom. Sounds like my kinda wedding ;)
Damn rednecks.

[DK]

Great stuff, Huxley's antics had me lolling. I love Shiny's sim as well, looks exactly like Shiny only with a little less muscle.

[Shiny]

Great stuff, Huxley's antics had me lolling. I love Shiny's sim as well, looks exactly like Shiny only with a little less muscle.
Oh no you dun't.

[Psychotic]

Day 11: There goes the neighbourhood

Here are some neighbours, as promised!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam1.jpg

Marshall banana, Kishi, Necronopticous, all made by ShlupQuack. Stupid thing being in the way, I didn't notice :irked: Necro and Kishi didn't come with outfits so I gave Necro some game shirt and Kishi some sort of Tron suit.

Incidentally, Kishi is Monda's father...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam2.jpg

BoB, as made by Shlup, and a smitten that I made.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam3.jpg

BAD BOYS BLOCK YEAH. L to R:

I Don't Need A Name - your face looks dumb in this screenshot but as you'll see it doesn't look bad up close. Other than that it's fine.

Tsukasa - Again, unfortunate that you are smiling in this but the hair is damn perfect and he's wearing green like you wanted.

Demon Dude - no idea what you look like so he's just some normal looking dude with black hair.

Mogi - The hair the hair the hair. Your hair looks to be a mixture of blonde, brown and red. The problem is, none of the game's hair colour matches yours! This is brown and that's not quite right. Blonde, well, just look at Laddy. And red is bright red and looks terrible. If you want me to change that to blonde or red then let me know but I think brown looks best tbqh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam4.jpg

Old Man Mullet! Old men have no wifebeaters availiable to them (except as underwear) so as outerwear, I picked this jazzy ensemble. I trust that you, like me, find it to be fansmurfingtastic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam5.jpg

Mullet moves in and Lekana shows up to greet him.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam6.jpg

"Hi, I'm Lekana" she says, before barging in to watch his TV.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam7.jpg

YOU! But you're...you're dead!

There's no coming back...there's no coming back...

I deleted your smurfing grave!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam8.jpg

Lekana, hilariously, tries to admire Mullet and he tells her where to go. No strumpet will sway this man.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam9.jpg

Yeah take that, you death-defying bastard! Also yes, behind him is one of the people I had in the pool. They apparently survived too. SNM had a gravestone I'm sure of it!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam10.jpg

Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? I gave 'em a sports car.

They were pretty boring Sims though. :|

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam11.jpg

qwerty and TSoL show up to say hi, with Old Man Mullet - apparently with a sumo fixation - in tow.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam12.jpg

These two heterosexuals tickle each other while Monda stares blankly. And there is always something in the way, sheesh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam13.jpg

GIVE DADDY A KISS.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam14.jpg

Lekana again? Apparently she finds Necro repulsive. She left right away though.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam15.jpg

These guys sure got the A-List welcoming committee.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam16.jpg

Live the dream~

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam17.jpg

First thing these two did was to make out. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam18.jpg

BoB tries to negotiate a peace treaty with Psychotic, while Danielle asks Kishi what it's like to be a monster.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam19.jpg

There's this game your Sims can play called "Punch U Punch Me". I was going to get a shot of BoB punching my Sim in the arm and captioning it "Art imitating life...you kiwi bastard" or something equally hateful. My Sim, though, is smart, and straight out said "No, smurf you" when BoB wanted to play.

So there we go, you're all in your new homes. I can't guarantee you'll even show up in the main story game thing, but if you do, I will be sure to capture it.

It's more fun to watch Dan beating up Loony BoB and Tsukasa than randomly generated freaks, no?

[Jessweeee♪]

Hahahaha Mogi has Jesus hair xDDDD

[Shlup]

Kishi's outfit didn't show up?? Aww, it was super sexy too. :/

You can keep Monda in a teen body but make her an adult with SimPE if you want. She just didn't look right in an adult body. xD

[Marshall Banana]

Hahahahahaha

[Psychotic]

Kishi's outfit didn't show up?? Aww, it was super sexy too. :/Yeah stuff with the preloaded Sims was messing up. It showed two ShlupQuacks in the list, I clicked on them and it turns out one of them was Rye.

Also, for new readers (and old ones too I suppose!) I have compiled an index of updates in the first post to make for easier reading. :greenie:

[Jessweeee♪]

Also WTF I guess you can't kill NPCs? Or are they neighbors? I know in The Sims 1, if I tried to make a Sim Zoo, they'd all just teleport after some minutes :(

[Psychotic]

They're townies or something, I don't know. Either way, if they ever show up at my place again I am keeping them imprisoned for as long as I can.

[Shlup]

Ah, the outfit I packaged him with requires Bon Voyage, that's why.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/sims/kish.jpg

The one you picked is cute though.

[Mogi]

I do have Jesus hair! XDDD

I love it though! That's about how long my hair is when it's down.
X3

[Momiji]

Where were Noctiluca, qwerty, Clouded Sky, myself, and the other wedding people this whole time? Lekana was there. >_>

[Psychotic]

qwerty's in one of the screenshots!

You guys didn't go around to other people's houses. I don't have control over who shows up at whose house except for parties. It just randomly selects neighbours and Lekana just got lucky.

[Momiji]

I wonder what the rest of us were doing, then :p

[Shlup]

Since Danielle and I look way alike with the same skin and hair I looked through hairs to find alternatives for one of us:

Danielle:
Mod the Sims 2 - Everday Hair2 [Sims 3 Hair] (http://modthesims2.com/download.php?t=299045)
Mod the Sims 2 - Rockin' Raon Retextures (http://modthesims2.com/download.php?t=312533)
Peggy 02830 retextures/edits! (http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=8556.0)

Either of us would probably be adorable in these:
Odette - Rose 101 Nouked (http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=7766.0)
Peggy 4289 Nouked (http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=7230.0)

Now fix it! For a minute I was like "WTF am I doing on the CAS screen with Daniel?" and I do not care for being befuddled.

[Psychotic]

Way to link me to a bunch of things that go "Here is the mesh...OH NO SURPRISE FUCKER IT'S NOT HERE ANYMORE"!

I found one with a mesh though so I'll fix it when I next load the game up.

[Shlup]

I didn't know one was "a bunch," jackass.

[Psychotic]

Good, because it aint. The best two failed pretty hard, so I went with the third best.

[Shlup]

I see the mesh for all but the first one.

Now go back to entertaining me!

[Markus. D]

Heheheheheheeheheheh.

[Clouded Sky]

Lekana just got lucky.

Isn't she always "getting lucky"?

[Freya]

Lekana just got lucky.

Isn't she always "getting lucky"?

:bigsmile:

[Loony BoB]

Get a blonde version of everyday hair2 that Shlup linked to and it would suit Danielle. The others are hairstyles I've never seen her with before (hate the one where the fringe is pulled back, personally - never understood that fashion trend). I'll see if I can find a download that suits her since I have nothing better to do. Maybe there's one with plats, she often does that these days.

Kishi hits on daughter, Rye and Monda best of friends, I negotiate a truce with Psy before trying to punch him anyway. Danielle asking Kishi what it's like to be a monster. It's all so accurate. :)

[demondude]

I demand I be put into one of these. Mod the Sims 2 - Gothic Wear V2 (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=268670)

Why? Because why not. I like my sim though. :cool:

[Loony BoB]

Okay so apparently nobody in the world has made plaited hair a la a german barmaid / swedish girl, so there goes that idea. Otherwise she only ever has it looking pretty much like it does in your Sims thingy at the moment so I'm outta idea. :p

[Flying Mullet]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam9.jpg
Thanks, you made this old man happy! :D

You need to throw frequent parties so more of the "fringe" Sims show up.

[scrumpleberry]

Hey, how come Laddy didn't get a grave? Did you make him die in a mysterious other place? He doesn't even get a ghost? That sucks.

[Loony BoB]

Laddy died in a different (and very empty) piece of land, I believe that means that he might have a gravestone there or something. He haunts the quiet, lonely, spooky-at-night places, like all the cool undeads do.

[I Don't Need A Name]

i wear yellow :jess:

[demondude]

What are you going to do when all the poor sims are killed?

[Jessweeee♪]

Get The Sims 3 :</>D!

[Psychotic]

Okay so apparently nobody in the world has made plaited hair a la a german barmaid / swedish girl, so there goes that idea. Otherwise she only ever has it looking pretty much like it does in your Sims thingy at the moment so I'm outta idea. :pHow about this one? Mod the Sims 2 - Bobbi Jo Braids (http://modthesims2.com/download.php?t=267430)

EDIT: Disregard, I get 404'd when I try to downoad. :|

Also yeah Laddy died in a whole different town. Strangetown, for all you Sims buffs. Our EoFFers live in the very empty town of Eyes on FF, so god knows where the likes of SNM, Cowgirl Whore and Brandon McKilt live.

[demondude]

Did you get my gothic clothes? =0

[Psychotic]

Yeah I got you the fishnet one (I think).

[demondude]

Awesome, I am complete for my intrusive visits. I happened to find this: Mod the Sims 2 - Balthier Final Fantasy XII - OUTFIT (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=315565), it's quite cool. It says it's an outfit, but it's actually a sim.

Anyway, I'm done.:love:

EDIT: Oh, it is an outfit. Never mind. :p

[Shlup]

Daniel, post a photo of what you're talking about and I can probably find a hair. I have a huge catalog of Sim hairs.

[demondude]

When are we treated to another succulent update?

[Psychotic]

Dunno. :monster: They take a long time to make but I've been playing and taking screenshots today so maybe today, maybe tomorrow.

In the meantime:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/go1.jpg

This guy started making bleeping noises and acting like an alien to I had to screen it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/go2.jpg

Here is your new outfit, DD!

[demondude]

I love it. :love:

[Shlup]

That is pretty freaking unpleasant.

[demondude]

>=[

[KH-Cloudy]

I'm scared of DD's sim more than I am scared of DD.

[Marshall Banana]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam16.jpg
Playtime?

[Rye]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fam16.jpg
Playtime?

Monda got my boobies.

[Psychotic]

Sitcom Desperation Act II: The New Character

Take a look at that pink tower. We're going inside it today! Each floor is a designated zone. The ground floor is the kitchen, the second floor is a living area, the third is a bedroom and the fourth is the bathroom.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink1.jpg

HEY LOOK SCRUMPLEBERRY: This bedroom is from Sims in Paris. Happy now? Can you stop the abusive PMs? :aimkiss:

But who lives in this tower? I know!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink2.jpg

"Hug me, TSoL"
"...ugh"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink3.jpg

She's a fast worker. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink4.jpg

Hahahahahahaha.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink5.jpg

Wow TSoL's sim is an anti-social kind of guy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink6.jpg

These two are the first to eat. Cereal. At 11 AM. Good job.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink7.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink8.jpg

As you can see, I gave the Sims a piano and a kareoke machine. Needless to say, this duo were absolutely awful.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink9.jpg

Internet: Serious business.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink10.jpg

"Let me give you a back rub"
"Ugh"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink12.jpg

"I don't know what his problem is. I'd love a backrub!"
"...you're not getting one."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink13.jpg

If Momiji played video games with the real Chyna, she would probably crush his skull within five minutes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink14.jpg

Noctiluca starts yelling at qwerty while he is cooking, causing him to burn his dinner.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink15.jpg

BoB, Tsukasa and I Don't Need A Name invite themselves in.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink16.jpg

Everybody loves Lekana's piano playing!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink17.jpg

Everybody!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink46.jpg

I couldn't decide which image of Noctiluca dancing to IDNAN's karaoke was the best.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink18.jpg

So here's both of them.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink19.jpg

"Hey BoB, smell my armpits!"
"With pleasure!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink20.jpg

Everybody hates Tsukasa.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink21.jpg

Momiji is stoked to have finally met a genuine asian. "The world just doesn't understand men like us", he says.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink22.jpg

Shiny what are you doing?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink23.jpg

Caught in the act!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink24.jpg

She doesn't seem too pleased that Tsukasa interrupted her while she was doing...uh...whatever the hell it was she was doing.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink25.jpg

Lekana strolls into the bathroom while qwerty is using it. I guess she's using the logic of "If his pants are down, I'm halfway done!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink26.jpg

I didn't see how this happened, but we got a crier on our hands.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink27.jpg

Man it's just a regular old convention in there isn't it?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink28.jpg

He even keeps his hat on in the bath.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink29.jpg

Oh, we have our first accident.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink30.jpg

Oh, we have our first incredibly creepy smurf.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink31.jpg

Oh, we have our first fire.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink32.jpg

Oh, we have our first phone call. (In case you were wondering, that's the woman Keith had a thing for in the Karaoke club. She has never spoken to Shiny before)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink33.jpg

Oh, we have our first smurfing lunatic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink34.jpg

What, again? These Sims sure are pyros.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink35.jpg

:rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink36.jpg

The return of an old friend.

Also, note Noctiluca on the piano. He's become a real master of that already. It sounds pretty good.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink37.jpg

KHCloudy's stink is the only thing that can put Lekana off her food. She is actually eating the food that has been on fire twice. It's cereal. How the hell do you set fire to cereal, much less twice?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink38.jpg

I never would've paired these two for marriage.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink39.jpg

"Hey Shiny, have you ever done it with two guys at the same time?" She is eating her second meal in a row.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink40.jpg

Hey, it's Flying Mullet! Let's see what he wants.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink41.jpg

He wants to complain about industrialisation. Yeah I'm with you on that, labour unions suck balls.

Also I think we have finally found someone who is a messier eater than Keith.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink42.jpg

We have our second crier, and again it is of a Sim outside of this particular household. Want to know why he is crying?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink43.jpg

Because he cannot get out of the sofa area. What a dumb Sim.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink44.jpg

Night night, Sims! Sweet dreams! ...wait, you're dreaming about Rye? Hoo boy.

(don't worry folks, there is a point to all of this and normal programming will resume shortly)

[LunarWeaver]

I feel like my hat is the star and I'm a sidekick. It wears me. I dance like a fag, take bubblebaths like a fag, play the piano like a fag, and then eat food like the manliest man this side of Fred Flinstone.

[Psychotic]

VOTIN' THYME!

Pick FOUR of these jerks to die.

The Summoner of Leviathan
qwertyxsora
Momiji
Noctiluca
Shiny
KHCloudy
Lekana
Clouded Sky

[LunarWeaver]

You're killing four of us!?

The Summoner of Leviathan
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky
Shiny


I feel awful now. I'll send you all one of those Hawaiian girl toys that dances when you clap.

[Psychotic]

I think you can have those in the game actually.

[Laddy]

Clouded Sky, qwerty, KHCloudy, and Shiny are the least interesting so far.

[Jessweeee♪]

Four?

:(

TSoL, qwerty, KHCloudy, and Lekana! (I'm sorreeeee ;_;</>)

[Shiny]

Too bad there's no buff mods for female sims.

The Summoner of Leviathan
qwertyxsora
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky

[Psychotic]

Don't get too attached to them, folks, tomorrow you're killing three more of the buggers. :monster:

The remaining Sim will enter the big boy house as the 8th inmate.

And while voting is fun, feel free to post about your favourite moments, too. I like reading them. :greenie:

[LunarWeaver]

I personally am a fan of Shiny pretending the bathtub is a spaceship or something.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

TRAITORS! *Summons Leviathan* :P

Tsukasa, qwerty, Momiji, KHCloudy!

[Jessweeee♪]

I thought this was the funniest screen of the bunch:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink46.jpg

[Momiji]

Whoa, my Sim's creepy.

Vote for death:
Shiny
KHCloudy
Lekana
Clouded Sky

[Psychotic]

TRAITORS! *Summons Leviathan* :P

Tsukasa, qwerty, Momiji, KHCloudy!Tsukasa's a neighbour. He's not a part of the gang!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Damnit! :P

Shiny then!

[Momiji]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink6.jpg

I originally didn't see myself in the background juggling.

Then I did. :D

[qwertysaur]

I don't want to die :( And I wouldn't have voted you Bobby but a retaliatory vote is in order. (These Votes are actually based only on the Sims actions)

The Summoner of Leviathan
Shiny
Clouded Sky
KHCloudy

Anyway about the day, Lekana, Noctiluca and Momiji are the top three right now. I just don't want to die :p Clouded Sky and KHCloudy don't do much, and Shiny was mean to Tsukasa. Bobby didn't let Lekana use the toilet =/

[Clouded Sky]

TSOL, Shiny, qwerty, lekana. Statistically that's the only way to save myself. Not that I really mind being killed. The original gang is much more exciting. BRING THEM BACK!

[Freya]

Clouded Sky,
momiji
KHCloudy
TSoL

They seemed boring.

EDIT: i'm changing one of those xD

Also these are prolly the funniest me thinks of this day

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink18.jpg

I love his moves xD

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink17.jpg

My horrible playing reaction xD

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/pink24.jpg

Her face xD

[Madame Adequate]

To die:

Lekana
CS
TSoL
Nocticula

[Psychotic]

The original gang is much more exciting. BRING THEM BACK!They will be. We're going through this to find them a new member.

Also yeah I am sorry to you and to KHCloudy if your Sims were kind of boring. I did check to see what they're doing but they were usually sitting down or eating or something and yeah.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Since I obviously gonna die, can I make a request on how I will die? :D

[Psychotic]

Go for it.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Drowning? :D

[KH-Cloudy]

Sim me! Do something interesting ;_;

[Loony BoB]

Okay, I looked through all of Danielle's photos and I can't find a single one of them that isn't either straight like this: 1 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=23&pictureid=80)
Or, as is the case in the vast majority, wavey like these: 1 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=23&pictureid=88) 2 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=23&pictureid=85)

I'm guessing she just does the plaits (which are something similar to what Psy posted) to get it to the wavey state, though. I don't know. I've told her she's been added now so we'll see what she says. :p

EDIT: My votes go to Clouded Sky, LunarWeaver, KHCloudy and TSoL.

[Rantz]

The Summoner of Leviathan
Momiji
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky

[Markus. D]

Oh gosh, I hope Nocti doesn't die :S!


I fear to vote! because I don't want to play favorites D:!

Oh Lunar, <3

[smittenkitten]

I vote off -

Momiji
LunarWeaver
KHCloudy
TSoL

Also the hair looks fine to me it looks just like my hair. I sometimes straighten if I can be bothered but I don't have time to do my hair really. So it's usually just wavy. Does Shlup use the other hair styles she linked to? Also love the fact my first conversation was about monsters, awesome.

[DK]

The Summoner of Leviathan
Momiji
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky

[demondude]

TSoL
Clouded Sky
KHCloudy
qwertyxsora

Thank god my Sim isn't with that bunch.

[Yar]

Momijiovich
Shinyovich
KHCloudyovich
Clouded Skyovich

[Rantz]

Oh and my votes are completely personal. If I voted for you, it means I hate your guts.

[Shlup]

Too bad there's no buff mods for female sims.

There are a ton, actually. Not as big as DK though.

[Clouded Sky]

Yes! I've got to be close to leading vote-getter. Give me that Ciddie now. Oh, wait...

Yeah, I was boring - it relates to my life. I just hope these are all geniune reflections of the rest of you in real life. Especially Dan.

[demondude]

Poor CS. You'll be forever remembered.

[Clouded Sky]

Hey DD, wanna move in together and WooHoo?

In real life?:love:

[demondude]

Sure thing. ;D

[Madame Adequate]

How can you failhags vote off Momiji when clearly the last picture indicates he is one day going to be on the receiving end of Ronnie "Freight Train" Colaman and I'm my own Insane Stalker?

[Momiji]

I was thinking the same thing. You can tell my Sim is bat:skull::skull::skull::skull: insane and has major potential for laughable WTF situations. :-\

[scrumpleberry]

Psy, why do the other 7 have to die? You could just not play them :/ Just let them sit next door and turn up as neighbours occasionally.

[demondude]

He enjoys being sadistic.

[scrumpleberry]

Fair enough.

[Psychotic]

I promised death, I will deliver death.

[demondude]

Update soon and I'll rep you. =p

[Jessweeee♪]

Momiji's Sim fits in perfectly with the others, guys :(

[I Don't Need A Name]

my sim is a failure :jess:
i say we start a petition to stop paul killing sims!

[Loony BoB]

After reviewing the competition for deathspot #4, I've come up with this...

qwerty: Burns food, stands and stares in creepy way.
Noctiluca: Yells at qwerty, dances weirdly, wears hat in bath, plays decent piano music.
Lekana: Hits on people, turns up everywhere, plays terrible piano music, bathes in front of qwerty.
Momiji: Got grossed out by affection from both genders, gone insane, dreams of Rye.
Shiny: Dances weirdly... in the bath!? Bitches at people and makes them cry, causes fires.

And with that, I'm changing my vote from Lunarluca to qwerty.

[Psychotic]

Day 12: The Old and the Young

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Happy birthday, scrumplebaby! Your party is attended by a hobag, a fruit, and your bored father in his underwear.

Yes, I am using hax to age her one stage of development every day. Tomorrow she will be a child.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old2.jpg

Oh hey she actually looks normal. Sims take on their parents' DNA so I was expecting a right little freak.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old3.jpg

Her father produces possibly the most impressive stinktrail outside of France.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old4.jpg

Your daily dose of gay.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old5.jpg

Boy this is an example of good parenting. She's crawling around the garden at 3 AM. What are her parents doing?

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They are having sex with their friends sleeping in the same room.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old7.jpg

Oh boy, that's some emotional scarring right there.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old8.jpg

"Don't mind me, guys, I'll just put your child to bed while you get jiggy."

After sex:

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Typical male.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old10.jpg

Typical female.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old11.jpg

Oh no! scrumpleberry is unattended and this man swoops in.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old12.jpg

Phew, false alarm. He just wanted some of her birthday cake and to act like a zombie apparently.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old13.jpg

In case you can't tell what this is, this is Rye and MILF having sexual intercourse next to a puddle of urine.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old14.jpg

But look out! This man is getting out of bed!

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By the time he and Slimer arrive, though, things are back to normal.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old16.jpg

This man immediately rushed to the shower, presumably to wipe the filth of human contact away from himself.

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He's chatting to our favourite Kilt-wearing idiot. I shudder to think what they are talking about.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old18.jpg

scrumpleberry's cries alert someone.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old19.jpg

She asks to be changed, and he does it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old20.jpg

She asks to be fed, and he does it.

He's certainly a better father than this guy:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old21.jpg

Dreaming of his dead bit on the side while another man raises his child. Classy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old22.jpg

Wait, what?

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These two are gettin' bizzay in the hot tub so Rye can't interfere.

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This is seriously spiralling out of control.

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ShlupQuack teaches scrumpleberry how to talk. If you saw your wife teaching your daughter to talk, would you think about sex? I would.

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Is he...while...wh...bu...no...

...

You know what? That's it. I quit. I can't do this thing anymore.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old48.jpg

Money shot.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old49.jpg

scrumpleberry has her priorities straight!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old26.jpg

Yes, play silly games while your child sits on the sidewalk. I am sure nothing bad will come of it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old27.jpg

This is one of Psychotic's fears. He is scared of that happening. This game hates me so incredibly hard.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old28.jpg

"Three guys at a time? Oh, I couldn't possibly! :shobon:"

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This is why you do not leave your child on the smurfing sidewalk.

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Jennifer gasped as Esteban slid his fingers down, deep down, into the cleft of her womanhood...

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Oh my god what is he doing to her?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old32.jpg

Luckily scrumpleberry has an auto-defence mechanism, and vomits on him.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old33.jpg

He then dumps her in the middle of the road in revenge, and goes inside...

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...to do this.

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Cowgirl Whore sure loves Shlup.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old36.jpg

"Hey Keith, wanna play co-op?"
"Sorry chief, I got some co-op of my own going on right now".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old37.jpg

scrumpleberry survived being dumped in the road. Now she plays in the spilt urine from the disgusting toilet of doom. You wouldn't see this happening in an episode of Friends :monster:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old38.jpg

Her hand gets stuck like this for several hours. It's a pretty funny glitch.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old39.jpg

"Daddy I need to go potty!"
"In a minute, angel. Right now daddy has some very important nubs to teabag".

This is pretty much what I would be like as a parent.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old40.jpg

So desperate, she appeals to this shining example of sanity for a diaper change. This is not going to end well.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old41.jpg

Before he can lay his hands on her, Dan comes to her rescue. He doesn't change her, though. He just dumps her stinky ass into her crib.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old42.jpg

I decide the Sims need a break from scrumpleberry, or maybe scrumpleberry needs a break from them. I call up a Nanny and a Taxi.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old43.jpg

The Nanny wants Huxley. Huxley wants the Nanny.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old44.jpg

The Sims go to an art gallery, where the central exhibit is this.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old45.jpg

Keith is more interested in the bin than in any of the art, bless him. :love:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old46.jpg

Business as usual. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old50.jpg

Uh-oh.

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However, his happy thoughts are interrupted by the wrath of the woman he assaulted at the bowling alley.

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Dan, however, seems to be getting on with her rather well.

"Dude, she's just some old hag, why are you trying so hard?" Psychotic wonders.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old53.jpg

Kishi walks by, and he, too, seems to be rather taken by the bin.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old54.jpg

Psychotic leaves the others to go and watch some movie about cowboys. You can write your own joke for this one!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old55.jpg

Boy it's cameo day today isn't it?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old56.jpg

Wow when did Keith get so popular?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old57.jpg

Even Shlup wants a piece of that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old58.jpg

Oh. My. God.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old59.jpg

I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T KISS MY MAN, HO.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old60.jpg

Pow!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old61.jpg

She then jumps the old woman (Debbie, for those who care)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old62.jpg

And gets her ass handed to her.

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The aftermath:

Shlup tells Rye that there is no shame to losing to an old woman, Debbie storms off, Dan kicks it on a bench.

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Huxley tries to make friends. He fails in his efforts.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old65.jpg

Hahahahah! You? Here? Now?

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He goes right for Dan, who is chilling inside.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old67.jpg

It's not the best of ideas.

I decide that the Sims seriously need to go home.

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They return to find the Nanny is looking after scrumpleberry just as well as they were.

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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old70.jpg

She made this exact same call yesterday.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old71.jpg

One of the hippies we tried to kill in the pool is back, and is apparently in love with the man who tried to kill her. "You know that saying, you always hurt the one you love? Well, it works both ways".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old72.jpg

Rye hates cheaters: Ironic image of the century.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old73.jpg

Lekana? Christ, it's Stalker Day today, isn't it?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old74.jpg

"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".

No soon as I put the phone down, it rings again.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old75.jpg

You only spoke to him five minutes ago!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old76.jpg

Dan is having a leisurely game of darts, when the nanny randomly comes over and pokes him on the nose.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old77.jpg

...does he have a fetish that I don't know about?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old78.jpg

My god she's like a psycho-ex, and he hasn't even had sex with her.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old79.jpg

scrumpleberry demands freedom from the baby prison.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old80.jpg

Her mother responds by almost knocking her down with the R/C car. Repeatedly.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old81.jpg

How can anyone resist DJ Suave?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old82.jpg

He sure is popular amongst the elderly and babies. scrumpleberry was headbanging to his thumpin' tunes. On a somewhat related note, I hate anyone who spells tunes as choons.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old83.jpg

She just wants her daddy's attention and he's having none of it.

It's all fun and games, isn't it, to make him marry Shlup when he doesn't want to. "Ha ha that'll teach him!". Well look at who the innocent victim in all of this. Look at her. I hope you're proud of what you've done, EoFF.

JUST KIDDING, NEGLECT IS HILARIOUS!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old84.jpg

She then appeals to Auntie Rye instead.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old85.jpg

They both have very strange noses. Could Rye be scrumpleberry's father?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old86.jpg

Seriously this is just cruel.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old87.jpg

She toddles off inside to play her xylophone, although she seems to be more concerned with eating the beater.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old88.jpg

DJ Suave is not pleased that he has a rival.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old89.jpg

blah blah purple ghost blah blah

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old90.jpg

Midnight picture. Yes, let's make alcoholic beverages next to where a baby is playing. That sounds like fun!