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Jessweeee♪
01-25-2009, 09:58 PM
Awwww, scrumpleberry is so adorable xD

Bunny
01-25-2009, 10:05 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old24.jpg

What in the holy mothersmurf.

scrumpleberry
01-25-2009, 10:07 PM
Rye and I are nose buddies today! <3

but seriously who did I get that freak potato from! also neglect will surely make me a hardened loon just like the rest of you :bigsmile: That's valid parenting in my book!

Bunny
01-25-2009, 10:10 PM
Rye and I are nose buddies today! <3

but seriously who did I get that freak potato from! also neglect will surely make me a hardened loon just like the rest of you :bigsmile: That's valid parenting in my book!

The only one not neglecting you is the already hardened loon so I think your future is pretty easy to figure out. Congratulations, psycho!

scrumpleberry
01-25-2009, 10:13 PM
Thank you!

KH-Cloudy
01-25-2009, 10:29 PM
*scared my Sim will die without doing interesting :(*



HOLY HELL DAN!! WHY!!!

Dignified Pauper
01-26-2009, 12:13 AM
Keith is just so innocent, and evil Huxley just wants to violate him...

Markus. D
01-26-2009, 12:16 AM
Poor Scrumple, my heart goes out to him. xD

scrumpleberry
01-26-2009, 12:26 AM
Am I going to have to staple a piece of paper saying FEMALE to my forehead???

I be a lady :( Why can noone understand this? Tampons! Kittens! High heels! Sex and the City! Mood swings! Nail varnish! Chocolate! Hooray!

Seriously what guy would have a set like mine? (if he was highly effeminate he would have better taste and WHY WOULD PEOPLE NOT BE MISTAKING HIM FOR A GIRL?)

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 12:34 AM
If you ever profess to like Sex and the City in this thread again I will kill your Sim so smurfing hard and then teabag her ghost. (Same goes for you, Shlup)

f f freak
01-26-2009, 12:40 AM
If you ever profess to like Sex and the City in this thread again I will kill your Sim so smurfing hard and then teabag her ghost. (Same goes for you, Shlup)

Sex and the City is awesome and you know you love it too!

Bunny
01-26-2009, 12:50 AM
Am I going to have to staple a piece of paper saying FEMALE to my forehead???

I be a lady :( Why can noone understand this? Tampons! Kittens! High heels! Sex and the City! Mood swings! Nail varnish! Chocolate! Hooray!

Seriously what guy would have a set like mine? (if he was highly effeminate he would have better taste and WHY WOULD PEOPLE NOT BE MISTAKING HIM FOR A GIRL?)

It's funny because people think I'm a girl all the time.

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 01:24 AM
Day 12: Where is your perfect man now, bitch?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp1.jpg

hi i like shoes

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp2.jpg

i also like lying on my back BECAUSE I AM A WHORE

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp3.jpg

what is that

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp4.jpg

it is big

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp5.jpg

now i am dead

Freya
01-26-2009, 01:36 AM
OMG my goodness paul xD

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 01:40 AM
KHCloudy: 13
Clouded Sky: 12
The Summoner of Leviathan: 12
qwertyxsora: 7
Shiny: 7
Momiji: 6
Lekana: 4
Noctiluca: 2

We have a tie.

As such, Shiny and qwerty will both live to see tomorrow. The other three will be brutally slaughtered.

WHO WILL DROWN FIRST? Who will survive the longest? Place your bets NOW!

Madame Adequate
01-26-2009, 01:43 AM
Oh btw Paul good chap, can we get a picture of the family on the loading screen?

Shlup
01-26-2009, 01:45 AM
scrumpleberry is super CUTE!!!!!!! I luff.

I congratulated Keith on making out with Hux. That's luzy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old58.jpg

*chokes on vomit and/or laughter*

Rye getting her ass beat by an old woman...ahahaha

I would totally chase my daughter with an RC car. We are the best parents ever.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old81.jpg

That BULGE! Day-um!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old87.jpg

She has been hanging out with Rye too much.


DJ Suave is not pleased that he has a rival.

Lol'd.

Also, I hate Sex and the City with a deep passion. Just so we're clear.

KH-Cloudy
01-26-2009, 01:53 AM
Oh god..Death buddies let us haunt them to hell :)

Rye
01-26-2009, 01:53 AM
She has been hanging out with Rye too much.

Bawwwwwww!

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 02:00 AM
Also, I hate Sex and the City with a deep passion. Just so we're clear.I knew I married you for a reason! :kiss:
Oh btw Paul good chap, can we get a picture of the family on the loading screen?I can do better than that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/load1.jpg

The way we were.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/load2.jpg

I am not pleased at you for having usurped Keith from his usual waving spot. It was bad enough when Shlup was pregnant and took Dan's lying down spot.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/load3.jpg

Uh-oh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp1.jpg

i have bought some new shoes

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp6.jpg

then i peed on some new shoes

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp7.jpg

does my pee conduct electricity

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp8.jpg

yes i think my pee conducts electricity

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sjp9.jpg

this is hurting me

Shlup
01-26-2009, 02:06 AM
I've seen that episode. It was a good one.

"SHOES SHOES SHOES JIMMY CHOO SHOES OMG SHOES SHOES SEX WITH SHOES ON SHOES"

Kill the bitch!

Freya
01-26-2009, 02:11 AM
LOL I love the parker family deaths. xD

Clouded Sky
01-26-2009, 03:17 AM
My favorite part is when Psy broke away to watch Kirobaito born.

Marshall Banana
01-26-2009, 03:55 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old53.jpg

Kishi walks by, and he, too, seems to be rather taken by the bin.
Daddy isn't home!

Playtime.

I Took the Red Pill
01-26-2009, 05:04 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old24.jpg

There is absolutely nothing better than coming home from a weekend without internet to see this.

.:kerrod:.
01-26-2009, 06:41 AM
hahaha, i only just discovered this thread and i'm so disappointed i couldn't get involved :(

but for the past three days, i've just been reading everything everybody has posted :p and it's no easy feat to make me do that, there's 35 pages...but it's so funny i had to keep going...i know you already have included a second wave of EoFFers and everything, but if there is an opportunity for a new person, please consider me :) i won't put in my details now because i highly doubt you'll need another person, but as mentioned, it would be awesome to be considered if need be :D

but seeing as i'm probably not going to get to participate; poasting in epic thread :bigsmile:

Flying Mullet
01-26-2009, 12:52 PM
Day 12 has easily been your best work yet. Hux and Kieth lovin' it up, Dan making out with the old lady, Rye telling the old lady to step up and the old lady bitch-slaps Rye, scrumpleberry playing in puddles of pee and making Dan jealous with her xzylophone, Hux playing with the baby and leaving the baby in the middle of the road. Yeah, I could go on an on, but easily the best day yet.

scrumpleberry
01-26-2009, 05:11 PM
oh Sarah Jessica Parker when will you learn :lol:

No sex and the city is a good laugh. It isn't the best out there though. Replace it with Ugly Betty? (Half hoping that you hate that show too and will also hilariously murder America Ferrara who is actually pretty cool.)

demondude
01-26-2009, 05:46 PM
Keith & Huxley for marriage!

Flying Mullet
01-26-2009, 06:07 PM
Keith & Huxley for marriage!
Or MLT Get Together?

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 06:26 PM
Day 12: POOL PARTY!

When we last left the other house, Momiji was dreaming of Rye. Let's see what he's dreaming about now.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec1.jpg

Oh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec2.jpg

I feel kind of bad for him that his last act in this house is to clean the bath.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec3.jpg

Pool party! Only these three got invites. TSoL seems to blame qwerty for this predicament. Let's see what he's up to.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec4.jpg

I'm only really posting this for Yaridovich's sake, truth be told.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec5.jpg

Lekana, surprise surprise, is eating and wants me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec6.jpg

The B-Team Sims live in filth.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec7.jpg

Or they would, but qwerty goes around picking things up, loading the dishwasher and scrubbing the counters. He'd fit in well in the main house.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec8.jpg

Lekana decides Momiji is no longer allowed to sleep.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec9.jpg

This drives him even more insane and so he whips out that stupid ball again. Lekana tries to sleep, but can't, because...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec10.jpg

qwerty is giving her a taste of her own medicine.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec11.jpg

"Dude! TSoL! Hi-five!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec12.jpg

"Or low-five, whichever works for you."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec13.jpg

"...oh."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec14.jpg

The Sims are too lazy to go down to the pool to cry, so instead they gather in the Lounge to mourn the guy they voted to kill.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec15.jpg

Except Lekana. She is busy. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec16.jpg

"Dear Diary: I keep having these weird dreams that I am a stuffed bear in a house full of freaks. A ghost even raped me recently."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old25.jpg

"Be back in a minute guys, I have to go play...uh....Chess...with that Shiny woman from next door :jokey:"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec17.jpg

"Oh wait it's that insane stalker who loves Keith and hates me. About turn!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec18.jpg

The Glasses Mafia discuss what I can only assume to be anime.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec19.jpg

It's like he's angry at him for drowning.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec20.jpg

Don't give me that look. You voted for him.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec21.jpg

Momiji is so upset he puts down his pop tart to cry.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec22.jpg

He's so upset he doesn't even want it anymore.

"You packed a bag for the big house already? Arrogant prick!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec23.jpg

I am not entirely sure now Noctiluca does this, but it's impressive.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec24.jpg

She spent a lot of time doing this. I am not sure if I want to know what she was looking at.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec25.jpg

OH WHAT THE FUCK

who invited this prick in and why is he eating their meat sandwiches?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec26.jpg

"Eff that, I'm out of here. Just going down the local art gallery, folks, be back in 10!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old56.jpg

"Mmmm dat boi is fiiiiiiiiiiine"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec27.jpg

Apparently seeing Keith has got him in the mood for love.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec28.jpg

"I wonder what he's doing RIGHT NOW"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec29.jpg

These two are getting along like a house on fire. I am not that surprised.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec30.jpg

LunarxShiny! :jess:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec31.jpg

Clouded Sky lost an arm, drowned, and nobody cared. Seriously, not a single Sim cried or got an unhappy thought.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec32.jpg

"Yes, the last one is dead now. The operation is going according to plan."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old74.jpg

"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec33.jpg

Hey, it's Necronopticous!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec34.jpg

He goes right upstairs, and the second he arrives, Justin jumps up to attention. "Nah man I don't know this guy. He's just a friend of qwerty's."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec35.jpg

ahahahahaha.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec36.jpg

Perfect WTF face.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec37.jpg

"Oh Jeremy! Hold me and never let me go!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec38.jpg

Lekana pretends to read the paper while she spies on the blossoming manlove. "Iraq Obama became a resident?" she says. "That's nice, we'll have to welcome him to the neighbourhood".

NOW TIME TO SEE WHAT OUR SIMS DO BEST!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec39.jpg

Brandon tries to make friends; Shiny shuns a freak.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec40.jpg

Lunar plays the piano.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec41.jpg

Necro games.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec42.jpg

qwerty cleans.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec43.jpg

Lekana does yet another shot of coffee. (she has not slept yet)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec44.jpg

"Wow, my rating on Wyoming Juggs has gone up to 7.8!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec45.jpg

Shiny eventually gets fed up with this guy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec46.jpg

I bet nobody saw this coming!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec47.jpg

I then take them out to a Goth Club. Where better to ponder your impending doom?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec48.jpg

Lunar immediately begins to get dowwwwwn!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec49.jpg

qwerty does not.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec50.jpg

Ah look, the Stalker Convention is holding a meeting. Cowgirl Whore is running late.

"I usually like to sneak into their rooms at night and kiss them as they sleep."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec51.jpg

"Personally I prefer to wear a wide-brimmed hat to hide my face".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec52.jpg

Shiny tries to dance with Lunar but just can't keep up!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec53.jpg

Pinball brings out the gay in most people.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec54.jpg

See what I mean? The bar is full of women and he has his back to them.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec55.jpg

He does this the entire night!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec56.jpg

Look who arrives as I order them to leave.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec57.jpg

Seeing as how I am the only man she has expressed an interest in, I am slightly disturbed.

Want to know what our Sims came home to?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec58.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec59.jpg

I sort of want to know what happened, but on the other hand, I sort of don't.

demondude
01-26-2009, 06:26 PM
I can't wait 'til June!

EDIT: You posted an update seconds before I replied. :p Better get to reading!

EDIT2: Awesome update. I knew Momiji would become more interesting as this progressed. I really want to know what happened at the end there, it must have been crazy. xD

Flying Mullet
01-26-2009, 06:46 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old74.jpg
"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/old74.jpg
"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".
If you're going to recycle a joke/scene, at least recycle one of the better ones. :p

Marshall Banana
01-26-2009, 07:13 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec35.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec37.jpg

"Oh Jeremy! Hold me and never let me go!"
I'm not surprised.

scrumpleberry
01-26-2009, 07:26 PM
It's the crossover and the fact that the events happen simultaneously that's funny, he's not recycling >: ( You're well rubbish anyway, Ol' Man Mulley.

ALSO I WANT THEM ALL TO LIIIIIVE :(

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 07:32 PM
It's the crossover and the fact that the events happen simultaneously that's funny, he's not recycling >: ( You're well rubbish anyway, Ol' Man Mulley.Yeah that's why I did it. I figured it'd be a bit weird if Lekana spent the entire day in the bath or something when she was supposed to have phoned. You can also see Psychotic leaving the EoFF House briefly and Lunar going to the Art Gallery in the previous update.

Dignified Pauper
01-26-2009, 07:56 PM
Qwerty is the new keith. He should be put into the main house so that keith and he can be innocent together.... and huxey will probably kill qwerty since he loves only keith.

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 08:01 PM
Oh yeah that reminds me.

VOTE NOW
Pick TWO of the following to go into the EoFF House.
qwertyxsora
Momiji
Shiny
Noctiluca
Lekana

Only one will be going into the house, but I know I couldn't pick just one so maybe you have the same problem!

demondude
01-26-2009, 08:05 PM
Momiji and Shiny.

What are you gonna do with that other house?

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 08:09 PM
Kill.

Rantz
01-26-2009, 08:12 PM
Shiny and Noctiluca.

Loony BoB
01-26-2009, 09:21 PM
Shiny and Lekana, because there are too many men in this game and too few women and also, aside from Momiji, they're the only ones who seem to have a lot of personality in any way. Although I almost voted against Lekana purely due to feeling sorry for her having to put up with Psy's constant remarks and :rolleyes2 smilies.

Shiny adds the 'bitch' character nicely and Lekana seems social enough. If I had to pick a guy it'd probably be Momiji because he looks more likely to provide interesting situations... but I hate a crybaby and I'm wary of how he's heading in that direction.

DK
01-26-2009, 09:22 PM
Shiny and Noctiluca.

Rantz knows the score.

I Took the Red Pill
01-26-2009, 09:26 PM
qwertyxsora and LunarWeaver

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 09:35 PM
I almost voted against Lekana purely due to feeling sorry for her having to put up with Psy's constant remarks and :rolleyes2 smilies.tbf I am pretty harsh to every Sim. And it's the Sims I make fun of, not the people. Except Rye. Take every word I say against your Sim personally.

LunarWeaver
01-26-2009, 09:49 PM
Shiny and me :bigsmile:

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 10:13 PM
I think we have a slight problem with moving an 8th Sim in. Namely, Shlup is pregnant. :|

I Took the Red Pill
01-26-2009, 10:16 PM
virtual abortion

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 10:31 PM
My thoughts exactly.

On a related note, Shlup and Lekana now hate each other.

Rantz
01-26-2009, 10:32 PM
Just nip that Rantzien in the bud. :sad:

Flying Mullet
01-26-2009, 10:50 PM
Lekana and qwerty.

EDIT:

On a related note, Shlup and Lekana now hate each other.
Lekana has to move in now.

Psychotic
01-26-2009, 11:04 PM
Just nip that Rantzien in the bud. :sad:It turns out it was twin girls. I was not pleased on your behalf! (I named them f f freak and Jessweeeee II)

ShlupQuack's uterus is now baby free and the other Sim can move in as planned.

Madame Adequate
01-26-2009, 11:15 PM
Momiji and Shiny. Clearly the best two in that house, especially with the budding romance between Momiji and Nec. And Shiny gets in on account of whatever the hell she was doing in the bathtub that one time.

Momiji
01-26-2009, 11:23 PM
Awwww, I hugged Jeremy :D

Vote:
Shiny and I should go into the EoFF house.

KH-Cloudy
01-26-2009, 11:44 PM
Shiny and Lekana

What bird said :choc:

qwertysaur
01-26-2009, 11:51 PM
Myself and Lekana. I can try and get in still :p

Shiny
01-27-2009, 12:01 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/nec30.jpg
Oh wow. Interesting to see how this develops.

Noctiluca and Shiny plz

f f freak
01-27-2009, 12:11 AM
It turns out it was twin girls. I was not pleased on your behalf! (I named them f f freak and Jessweeeee II)


Yay! I wanna see baby me!


Noctiluca and Shiny plz


This.

Bunny
01-27-2009, 12:14 AM
Why is Jessweeee allowed to be reincarnated? WHAT ABOUT ME PSY. HUH?!

Freya
01-27-2009, 12:33 AM
On a related note, Shlup and Lekana now hate each other.
Lekana has to move in now.

LULZ agreed

Me and Shiny I think xD

Markus. D
01-27-2009, 01:30 AM
Shiny and Noctiluca.

Laddy
01-27-2009, 02:03 AM
Lekana and Momi.

Marshall Banana
01-27-2009, 02:13 AM
If Momiji moves into the big house, please equip Marshall banana with a Capri Sun and have her stand guard outside her and her boys' house.

.:kerrod:.
01-27-2009, 02:17 AM
Lekana and qwertyxsora :bigsmile:

Shlup
01-27-2009, 02:18 AM
YOU GAVE ME AN ABORTION?!

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 02:30 AM
Day 13: A Tale of Three Sisters

Time to hack scrumpleberry's age up one more stage!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin1.jpg

As we can see, the trauma she has sustained has manifested itself in her hair.

(I should point out the real scrumpleberry picked out this hair, before anyone wants to jump on my ass for that)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin2.jpg

Huxley breaks the shower, apparently by looking at it in a strange way. The power of his care bear stares quietly grows.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin3.jpg

You break it, you fix it. I get involved and order him to smack it with a wrench a few times.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin4.jpg

scrumpleberry stomps on Tidus's face. I can support this endeavour.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin5.jpg

In my favourite moment of the day (and we're only at screenshot 5), Psychotic and Shlup go to have sex in this bed. However, at the same time, Huxley wants to sleep in it, and he gets there before Shlup does.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin6.jpg

"What are you angry at me for? It's not my fault!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin7.jpg

I replaced scrumpleberry's crib with a bed more fitting of this little devil.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin8.jpg

I swear he plays with that thing more than scrumpleberry does.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin9.jpg

It just isn't Shlup's night tonight. She goes to make a bed, but scrumpleberry jumps in and sleeps in it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin10.jpg

"Mr. Bear says that if we show more Shlup-ass shots like that, thread views will triple!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin11.jpg

Perhaps the most evil member of the house climbs into the coffin instead.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin12.jpg

"Why yes, I would love to discuss your sexual conquests in front of my daughter who is trying to go to sleep"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin13.jpg

Huh. It worked though.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin14.jpg

Spare a thought for Rye. She's been miserable ever since Dan cheated on her, and has been filling her face with weird coloured goo, alone.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin15.jpg

scrumpleberry has repeated nightmares about art. Hahaha, ironic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin16.jpg

"Mr. Bear says the viewers don't want to see a mopey Rye!" He is so darling!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin17.jpg

I'm beginning to notice a pattern here. Keith brings bear, Keith gets physical contact from bikini-clad girl.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin18.jpg

"Wait, you're not just using me as a part of some game, are you?"
":rolleyes2"

BITCH.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin19.jpg

lol

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin20.jpg

A loud "EA GAMES, challenge everything" booms out across the room. Yeah, nice. Real subtle, that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin21.jpg

I am so proud of my sperm right now.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin22.jpg

The Huxley Stare: This time it's accessorised by a red hot frying pan. I am slightly concerned about this development.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin23.jpg

Again, so very proud of my sperm. Also, she is probably going to grow up to be a lesbian at this rate.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin24.jpg

"Have you noticed our daughter's hair? I think it's a sign of how damaged her mind is."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin25.jpg

"A few rounds of electric shock treatment ought to fix that right up".

Then they smurfed. Remember this. It is important.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin26.jpg

Someone's up to his old tricks again!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin27.jpg

Yeah, it is pretty funny...but that's your own fountain, man.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin28.jpg

A burning hatred returns.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin29.jpg

Damn that is one angry Sim.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin30.jpg

And then Shlup gets knocked up. With an impending arrival, I act quickly and make her go online.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin31.jpg

"I AM YOUR MOMMY NOW!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin32.jpg

"Have fun at the abortion clinic!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin33.jpg

The abortion clinic, as it turns out, is a new house just for Shlup. This is the welcoming committee. Anyone else experiencing some deja vu?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin34.jpg

Told you they hated each other.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin35.jpg

EXCLUSIVE: SHLUPQUACK VOMITTING.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin36.jpg

Damn girl what in god's name have you been eating?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin37.jpg

I hack for twins, just to double the chance of getting a boy. :monster:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin38.jpg

Oh god damnit. I then hack them up to adult age.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin39.jpg

One of them is really hot!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin40.jpg

One of them is really not!

Sorry, Jessweee!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin41.jpg

Marshall banana comes out to wave Shlup off as she heads back home, her uterus spent.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin42.jpg

"Honey, I'm home! Sorry I've been away for the last 20 years, it's just that I was giving birth to and raising your younger si-"
"MOOOOM GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE TV!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin43.jpg

This is terrifying.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin44.jpg

So is this. He was playing the Sims. I thought to myself "Haha, he's a sick freak, so he's probably making little death chambers and killing the Sims". Then I remembered what I was doing and :(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin45.jpg

This picture does not capture it very well, but Psychotic is strutting across the living room. A full blown strut. It is classic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin46.jpg

Dan is pulling off some major kung fu :skull::skull::skull::skull:.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin47.jpg

"Honey, I'm home!"
"Did you enjoy yourself at the abortion clinic."
"Yeah...about that. Long story short, you now have two adult daughters."
Psychotic pauses for a second. He thinks to himself "My god, what if they turn out like scrumpleberry?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin48.jpg

"Uncle Dan says Auntie Rye has wots of bugs!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin49.jpg

Keith is chatting to the Nanny. About Tennis.

I mean, it's perfectly innocent, and yet, somehow, it manages to be wrong.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin50.jpg

Taste of your own medicine, smurfer.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin51.jpg

Oh hello.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin52.jpg

In plain view of DJ Greaseball. She does not care!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin53.jpg

This failure at life calls asking for me. No, I am not availiable to talk, go away.

However, it does give me an idea. I have Shlup call up f f freak (the hot one) to invite her round to meet her father and older sister.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin54.jpg

You've been alive for 6 hours. Who the hell have you made friends with?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin55.jpg

I don't know what's going on here but I love it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin56.jpg

Sims, the bathroom is not a socialising area.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin57.jpg

Oh, that's her friend. Should've known.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin58.jpg

"GET YOUR BROWN HANDS OFF MY MAN!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin59.jpg

I can just imagine these two shouting "DEVIL PENIS!" in the background.

Also, see if you can guess who is on the phone.

Go on, have a guess!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin60.jpg

:rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin61.jpg

"DADDY! BUY ME LOTS OF PRETTY SPARKLY THINGS!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin62.jpg

Random cameo: Demon Dude speeds through like a bat of hell. I guess he is in training because he's wearing his tracksuit.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin63.jpg

"So you're my other daughter, are you? Well, it's nice to me- OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin64.jpg

That would probably be #1 on a list of things you don't want your absentee father to say upon meeting you.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin65.jpg

They then get into a fight. The sound of Psychotic beating up her younger (and yet older) sister wakes up a sleeping scrumpleberry.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin66.jpg

Yeah, you're a real smurfing winner.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin67.jpg

Meanwhile, the non-abused daughter seems to be getting on well with Dan. A little too well, in fact.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin68.jpg

THAT IS MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH! :irked:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin69.jpg

Why does he do this?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin70.jpg

Mind you, he's not the only one it seems, as Jessweee appears to be entranced by the hot tub in which she was conceived earlier this morning.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin71.jpg

Insert your favourite joke about how well-endowed black men are here.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin72.jpg

The sisters go bowling. Apparently I have raised them to be Republicans. Huh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin73.jpg

f f freak falls over while bowling. She is definitely my daughter.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin74.jpg

Jessweeeee II drinks away the pain of having an ugly face and a hateful father.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin75.jpg

HMMM YES I WONDER. WHAT KIND OF PARENT. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin76.jpg

I don't want her to be taken away, though, so I have Shlup make her some hamburgers. She may have hair like a hippie, but I will raise this child on the flesh of cows so help me god.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin77.jpg

Rye asks Jessweee if she is straight. Now that I think about it, that is a pretty good question.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin78.jpg

Her flirting angers this man.

Want your midnight screenshot? Here's two.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin79.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin80.jpg

Feel free to comment, but also keep those votes comin'!

Shlup
01-27-2009, 02:44 AM
Yay! You didn't abort our children!

f f freak is adorable.

I was gonna vote for Lekana but now I am hesitant. *narrowy eyes*

Okay, Lekana and Momiji.

I Took the Red Pill
01-27-2009, 03:12 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin68.jpg

THAT IS MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH! :irked:
This does not surprise me and I love it.

KH-Cloudy
01-27-2009, 03:45 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin68.jpg

THAT IS MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH! :irked:
This does not surprise me and I love it.

I think that's the best part of today's update :D

Madame Adequate
01-27-2009, 03:58 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin19.jpg

I absolutely love this. He looks like he is stomping somewhere with serious fucking intents in mind. And then his ethereal fists will be completely useless.

Also Psy looks so damned pleased with himself for having handed his daughter her own ass.

Clouded Sky
01-27-2009, 04:02 AM
Me and Shiny I think xD

This. Except it means Lekana.

The Summoner of Leviathan
01-27-2009, 04:47 AM
Lunar and Shiny!

Loony BoB
01-27-2009, 11:57 AM
Shiny pretty much assured to be through. qwerty and Momiji pretty much assured to be out. I reckon you should get Shiny, Lekana and LW invited over to the main house for some time to see who would fit in best (or worst :D).

.:kerrod:.
01-27-2009, 02:13 PM
haha, everybody loves a whore, tip for future sims: if you want to stay alive, be very promiscuous :p either that or a closet-pedo/mentally unstable (looking at you, MILF :tongue:)

Flying Mullet
01-27-2009, 02:16 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin3.jpg
My god, those walls look like a sewer. xD

You would think I would have learned to not be drinking anything as I read the updates in this thread, but alas, I forget. Another quality update, sir!

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 02:55 PM
I reckon you should get Shiny, Lekana and LW invited over to the main house for some time to see who would fit in best (or worst :D).We already did that for the wedding. Amusingly, those three were the only ones who stuck around until the end.

Flying Mullet
01-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Bring them over again and let us decide from the following day's activities who should stay.

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 03:19 PM
Can't I just heartlessly slaughter them like cattle instead? :p

You guys are never going to let me kill any more of the main Sims, are you?

Flying Mullet
01-27-2009, 03:23 PM
I'm absolutely for killing off Sims. Why not throw a party to see how the "remaining" three do, then we'll pick one. Then the other two can go back to the house and you can torture them at your leisure.

Dignified Pauper
01-27-2009, 03:24 PM
I personally liked the idea of the original 8 being widdled down to 1.

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 03:25 PM
I like this idea better: Third place Sim gets to have their tombstone in the house, second gets to be a neighbour.

And darn tootin' there will be just 1 left. I, for one, hope it is Psychotic. He is sooooooo handsome!

.:kerrod:.
01-27-2009, 03:59 PM
aww, i was kind of hoping for them all to die :( especially that ugly psychotic bastard...you know, MILF :bigsmile:

you see what i did there? :pinkelephant: i am just hilarious

Loony BoB
01-27-2009, 04:17 PM
If there's only one left, I hope they end up talking to a ball a la Tom Hanks. Then they can die. And then the ball wins.

demondude
01-27-2009, 04:25 PM
Woo! Go random cameo appearance. :cool:

scrumpleberry
01-27-2009, 05:09 PM
The Hottie and the Nottie was the worst movie ever and I hope you realise you compared poor f f freak to Paris Hilton >: (

Flying Mullet
01-27-2009, 05:22 PM
If there's only one left, I hope they end up talking to a ball a la Tom Hanks. Then they can die. And then the ball wins.
And once there's one left have that person kick all of the graves so all of the ghosts come back to torment them.

Levian
01-27-2009, 05:24 PM
Allright questions time. I'm a dumbnut.

1. How do I put stuff like furniture (furni furni fallin' furni) and hair and stuff into the game?
2. How do I put in hacks?
3. What's the best place to get clothes and furniture?
4. I like how you're updating the first post with the chapters.
5. Yeah, I realize nr. 4 wasn't a question.

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 05:30 PM
scrumpleberry: The what now? :confused:

1. Documents\EA Games\Sims 2\Downloads there is a folder like that. Just copy and paste stuff in there.
2. I use InSIMinator for general hax, and ACR for the sex. They're just objects you put in the game so download them and put them in your folder.
3. I use modthesims2.com but scrumpleberry is an absolute beast at finding things for TS2 and knows a lot of good sites and would yell at me if I tried to suggest any more.
4. Why thank you.
5. Oh. :(

Loony BoB
01-27-2009, 05:31 PM
Continuing from non-question 4, you should also update it to include the new cast along with any deaths experienced.

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 05:32 PM
I thought about adding deaths, but maybe people from the future don't want spoilers as to who dies? I don't know.

Levian
01-27-2009, 05:37 PM
ty

scrumpleberry
01-27-2009, 05:42 PM
I thought you were referring to the single worst movie ever made in the history of the universe.

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 07:10 PM
Results:

Shiny: 12
Lunar: 8
Lekana: 7
qwerty: 4
Momiji: 3

I am thinking about BoB/FM's plan but I don't really want to make you all vote again and 12 is a pretty resounding victory. On the other hand, Shiny's Sim loves to smurfing sleep so I don't know.

EDIT: Sticking to the original plan. If Shiny sucks we can always kill her!

demondude
01-27-2009, 07:13 PM
Shiny would be a good addition to the house. I say go with her.

Flying Mullet
01-27-2009, 07:33 PM
It's your game bro, do what you feel is best. :p

Momiji
01-27-2009, 07:54 PM
:mad: Can I at least decide how I die?

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 07:56 PM
No. You're already dead.

Personally I would've liked either Momiji, Noctiluca or Lekana to go in, so it was surprising that you all went for Shiny. I wonder how Lunar will cope on his own with a house full of ghosts.

Momiji
01-27-2009, 07:57 PM
Please tell me it was death by volleyball.

demondude
01-27-2009, 08:06 PM
You should move Lunar in with me, IDNAN and Tsukasa.

Shiny
01-27-2009, 08:06 PM
I wonder how Lunar will cope on his own with a house full of ghosts.
He'll rave dance.

Levian
01-27-2009, 08:22 PM
No. You're already dead.

Personally I would've liked either Momiji, Noctiluca or Lekana to go in, so it was surprising that you all went for Shiny. I wonder how Lunar will cope on his own with a house full of ghosts.

Haha, that's the three I was torn between, so I didn't vote.

LunarWeaver
01-27-2009, 09:05 PM
I plan to call the newly formed Ghostbusters team here at the fine forums to take all the ghosts away.

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 09:07 PM
What

WHAT

WHAT?!

Is what I just said to my computer because of this game.

ShlupQuack is somehow pregnant again, even though
A) They have not had sex since the last time
B) There are 8 Sims in the house!
C) There is no C

...is she the virgin Mary? Is the baby in her womb Jesus?

scrumpleberry
01-27-2009, 09:11 PM
Rantzien's willpower has blatantly affected your game.

Also, stop sprogging. I don't want us to become the Von Trapp family.

Get Rye and Dan to do it instead, them babies would be awesome cool.

LunarWeaver
01-27-2009, 09:13 PM
Three of the men better come bearing gifts for this baby.

f f freak
01-27-2009, 09:22 PM
I am damn sexy!
Also, wtf!? Apparently I'm a whore.
Why is Sim me nothing like real me!?

Madame Adequate
01-27-2009, 09:38 PM
Maybe Shlup did it at the other lot when you weren't looking.

Hopefully with f f freak rather than Jessweeeee II

Rantz
01-27-2009, 09:42 PM
I wonder how Lunar will cope on his own with a house full of ghosts.
He'll rave dance.
Damn right he will. :cool:

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 09:52 PM
I think it's because I hacked for twins. Just to test out my theory, I hacked for twins again. Boy and a girl. Rantzien and Bunny II. :aimkiss:

Hopefully this'll be an end to it because I do not want any more fucking children. Also I find it amusing that every single one inherited my brown eyes, but Shlup's Family aspiration.

scrumpleberry
01-27-2009, 09:57 PM
Uh, no x) You pick their aspirations when they become teens. Every child and toddler wants to grow up.

Flying Mullet
01-27-2009, 09:58 PM
ShlupQuack is somehow pregnant again, even though
A) They have not had sex since the last time
Who said you're the father?

Rantz
01-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Maybe he used "they" as a gender indiscriminate pronoun for Shlup, just to be sure.

Loony BoB
01-27-2009, 10:27 PM
Results:

Shiny: 12
Lunar: 8
Lekana: 7
qwerty: 4
Momiji: 3

I am thinking about BoB/FM's plan but I don't really want to make you all vote again and 12 is a pretty resounding victory. On the other hand, Shiny's Sim loves to smurfing sleep so I don't know.

EDIT: Sticking to the original plan. If Shiny sucks we can always kill her!
<s>Thought you said two people were going to live?</s> EDIT: Oh right, neighbour.

Also, don't know how you count, but I have it at Shiny on 14, Lekana on 9 and Lunar on 8.

Lekana: BoB Mulley KH qwerty Lekana Laddy .:kerrod:. Shlup C.Sky
Shiny: DD Rantz BoB DK Lunar MILF Momiji KH Shiny fff Lekana Tsu C.Sky TSoL
Lunar: Rantz DK Pill Lunar Shiny fff Tsu TSoL

LunarWeaver
01-27-2009, 10:34 PM
He's trying to ruin me because of the name change. BoB never recovered from it.

Loony BoB
01-27-2009, 10:38 PM
Who are you?

:mad2:

LunarWeaver
01-27-2009, 10:40 PM
According to this forum I'm LW, LunarWeaver, Noctiluca, Nocticula, Noct, Nocti, Lunar, Noctiula, Lunarcula, and all kinds of hot messy things.

Jessweeee♪
01-27-2009, 10:58 PM
Well Jessweeee♪ II is prettier than me, at least xD
Also stop beating me up, it's mean D:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/twin19.jpg

...why is he in his underwear? I didn't know ghosts could change clothes xD

Psychotic
01-27-2009, 11:14 PM
Uh, no x) You pick their aspirations when they become teens. Every child and toddler wants to grow up.Well see now there's the kicker. They all skipped over their teenhood.

ShlupQuack is somehow pregnant again, even though
A) They have not had sex since the last time
Who said you're the father?The game did!


Results:

Shiny: 12
Lunar: 8
Lekana: 7
qwerty: 4
Momiji: 3

I am thinking about BoB/FM's plan but I don't really want to make you all vote again and 12 is a pretty resounding victory. On the other hand, Shiny's Sim loves to smurfing sleep so I don't know.

EDIT: Sticking to the original plan. If Shiny sucks we can always kill her!
<s>Thought you said two people were going to live?</s> EDIT: Oh right, neighbour.

Also, don't know how you count, but I have it at Shiny on 14, Lekana on 9 and Lunar on 8.

Lekana: BoB Mulley KH qwerty Lekana Laddy .:kerrod:. Shlup C.Sky
Shiny: DD Rantz BoB DK Lunar MILF Momiji KH Shiny fff Lekana Tsu C.Sky TSoL
Lunar: Rantz DK Pill Lunar Shiny fff Tsu TSoLOh must've skipped some posts. Oops. I guess I'll have to bring Lekana back from the grave now.
...why is he in his underwear?My game is glitched to smurf with all the hacking and added content. I wouldn't be surprised if it's something I did when I was hacking in new clothes for scrumpleberry. Either way, :lol:

Psychotic
01-28-2009, 02:25 AM
I have to double post? Oh no this thread is dying please make 1,000 posts about how great I am or I will never update this thread again!!!!!

Day 14: All you need is love, love.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin1.jpg

Straight down to business. I feel kind of bad for Lekana and Momiji as they both have certain Sims they have feelings for but can never develop them. YOU CRUEL HEARTBREAKERS! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin2.jpg

"ha ha qwerty's drowning!" how very sensitive.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin3.jpg

"We should recycle their corpses."
"Oh my god yeah! We could make xylophones out of their ribs!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin4.jpg

Now this is just plain evil.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin5.jpg

This is Lekana going to the toilet in the pool. I am showing you it <s>because I have a scat fetish</s> partly because I have never seen a Sim do that in the pool (yesterday they just bitched at me about not being able to get to a toilet and held it in) but also because she apparently excretes bubbles.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin6.jpg

Job done, she drowns. qwerty seems concerned. Momiji wants a piece of qwerty.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin7.jpg

These two, with their disturbing dreams, sleep right through it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin8.jpg

"OH GOD........GLUB GLUB......HELP US!"
"zzzz.......huxley....zzz....mmmmm...zzzz"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin9.jpg

Momiji drowning has apparently made qwerty hungry. I'll leave you all to draw your own conclusions from that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin10.jpg

Oh it's no use crying crocodile tears now. I'm onto you!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin12.jpg

They soon abandon qwerty, but KHCloudy and Clouded Sky rise from the grave to keep him company in his final hours.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin13.jpg

The assholes also spread water everywhere.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin14.jpg

Seeya, qwert.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin15.jpg

Yes, at that same moment, they are smoochin'. Show some respect. Honestly. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin16.jpg

The sacrifice is complete.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin17.jpg

The ghosts turn out in force to wave Shiny off.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin18.jpg

He seems to be coping well with the ghost-house so far! I give him 2 days, tops.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin19.jpg

Lekana's grave joins Jessweee's and Bunny's. We may see her dripping wet ghost sometime soon!

Anyway, when we last left our Sims, that jerkwad was hitting on my daughter. Let's see how that's going.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin20.jpg

"FIREMEN!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin21.jpg

Shiny walks in to this peculiar scene; nobody cares.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin22.jpg

"I HATE MY FATHER! PUNK ROCK!"

(roogle)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin23.jpg

What's this? SCRUMPLEBERRY is evolving!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin24.jpg

Teenage Mutant <s>Ninja Turtle</s>.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin25.jpg

If you want a "normal" shot of our new angst-ridden teen to jerk off to then here you go.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin26.jpg

She immediately gets to work on the DJ Deck, but it seems her years touring the nursery circuit as MC Xylafone did not do her any favours, as she drops the headphones and mixes house music with classical.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin27.jpg

I'm trying to get arty with my shots of him being a creep these days.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin28.jpg

The first thing Shiny did when she got into the house was to join Psychotic in painting that smurfing green woman.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin29.jpg

He is so busy painting that he allows his attractive young daughters to walk home, alone, at 2 AM. They may live on the same street, but so do people like Kishi and BoB.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin30.jpg

The coffin is the most popular bed in the house. See if you can guess who's in it and dreamin' of BoB.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin31.jpg

Once more unto the breach. And what do you know, he actually unclogs it. This toilet has been clogged since day one, and it is the only one these stupid Sims will use unless it is occupied.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin32.jpg

Dan is trying to patch things up but she is still furious with him.

Perhaps the most curious scene of the day-

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin33.jpg

Huxley kicks the flamingo.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin34.jpg

Huxley picks the flamingo back up.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin36.jpg

He then stands there a while and ponders it.

I don't know why he did this. He's such a weird Sim.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin35.jpg

Just let it go, man, it's over.

At this point I was regretting putting Shiny into the house. All she had done other than paint was to clean.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin38.jpg

Repeatedly tickle Rye (and somehow break her nose in the process)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin39.jpg

And this old chestnut.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin40.jpg

Keith asks Huxley to rub his lamp. Huxley is not entirely sure if he likes the sound of that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin41.jpg

I don't know what they are doing.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin42.jpg

And just when I think they are gonna have the house's first buttsex, scrumpleberry dives in and nails the cockblock perfectly.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin43.jpg

The ass-grabber strikes again!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin44.jpg

Yes, now they are in smurfing love. Just because of one ass-grab. That is all it takes apparently. :| I am honestly surprised it took so long for her to get around to doing that, as whenever she passes him she's like ":drool: SO HOT!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin45.jpg

It proves to be the shortest relationship ever.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin46.jpg

I love the look of cold fury on Rye's face. I also love Shlup's "He's sooooooooooo dreamy~".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin47.jpg

"YOU STOLE MY MAN, BITCH!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin48.jpg

Shlup cries as Psychotic and Rye fight. Seriously Psychotic will fight anything that moves.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin49.jpg

Having had experience with beating up Creepy Stalker Woman, Jessweees I through II and Brandon, Rye is no match for this woman-killing machine.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin50.jpg

The creepy smile on her face alarms me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin51.jpg

"I'M SOMEHOW PREGNANT, AGAIN!"

For those who don't follow the thread, they have not had sex since the twins were born, and the house has 8 sims so no more can possibly be born. This is obviously a glitch that must be rectified.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin52.jpg

To the digital abortion clinic! ...again!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin53.jpg

scrumpleberry is so traumatised that she pokes her face repeatedly with a fork. There is no food on it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin54.jpg

Twins again!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin55.jpg

:jess: You should've seen toddler (and indeed adult) Rantzien. Exact same hair style and colour as his dad.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin56.jpg

Demon Dude randomly shows up to read our paper.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin57.jpg

It seems he also has smitten (whose hair I did NOT change, ha ha smurf you Shlup! :aimkiss:) and the still sane LunarWeaver with him.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin58.jpg

Here's Rantzien, his mop of Psychotic-like hair suitably covered.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin59.jpg

And here's his sister, Bunny II. She has gender confusal issues.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin60.jpg

I love the first thing that Rantzien does as an adult is to talk to Noctiluca. :) Also smitten finds him to be hot (and indeed she feels the same way about Lunar)

Anyway, with that all done and dusted, let's get back to it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin61.jpg

R.I.P. another brave fish. :cry:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin62.jpg

I install an obstacle course in the garden and these two attempt to tackle it. Dan is a natural, leaping, running, climbing...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin63.jpg

This man, however, is not.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin64.jpg

No pain no gain.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin65.jpg

Holy mother of GOD.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin66.jpg

They are having sex.

This is the first time they have interacted since she moved in. They are not even friends. (they become friends after this though! awkward!) I know I have the romance mod on, but jesus christ, even that has never made Sims who are not in love go right to sex. I am dumbfounded.

Anyway, the best part?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin67.jpg

Rye sees them cheating. Despite being inside the toilet. Jew Sense tingling!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin68.jpg

She rants and raves at the hot tub, but they are not coming out any time soon.

Rye's hate list:

DK
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
I Took The Red Pill
Shiny
Debbie The Old Woman Who Dan Made Out With

She seriously hates all of these Sims now.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin69.jpg

She has stormed off inside by the time they're finished. They sort of just stand there awkwardly, as if they, too, do not know what just happened.

They have double lightning bolt attraction, and that is the only explanation I can think of. (Shiny also has it with Psychotic so watch this space...!)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin70.jpg

Question for all the girls reading this. When you were a teenager, did you ever strip to your underwear, march into the living room and begin to punch your mother?

No?

Yeah my kid has issues.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin71.jpg

Bizarrely, the hot tub has fireworks going over it that will not stop. Normally fireworks go off while Sims smurf in there, but these have been going on long after Shiny and Keith have left. It's an interesting glitch, but it's an annoying one as I keep thinking people are having sex!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin72.jpg

What goes around comes around. I have no sympathy. :greenie:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin73.jpg

Keith had a choice of an empty bed, a bed with Shiny - you know, the woman he just bumped uglies with - or a bed with a sweaty, disgusting man who has just been running an assault course. His course of action is obvious.

Oh, and in case you're wondering who Keith is dreaming about... (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out5.jpg)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin74.jpg

He is not chopping the food. He is chopping his fingers.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin75.jpg

:aimsun:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin76.jpg

Not content with having cut all his fingers off, Huxley plays with this remote control car. He does not look at it the entire time.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin77.jpg

It's a good job too, because if he had been looking he would have also seen Shiny kissing Keith up his arm.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin78.jpg

Oh hey haven't had this happen for a while.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin79.jpg

Rye tries to flirt with the only (adult) Sim she doesn't hate by making a tiger noise and gesture. He is more interested in whatever the hell it is he is eating.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin80.jpg

These two brave the incessant fireworks to smurf.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin81.jpg

Rye vs Chyna is a fight I would give every penny I own to see.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin82.jpg

Da na na daaaa! It's superberry!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin83.jpg

It's just not her day today.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin84.jpg

WORLD'S BEST DART PLAYER.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin85.jpg

Underage drinking spotted!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin86.jpg

That is so cold.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin87.jpg

Oh, not content with stealing one of my daughters, now you're working on another one?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin88.jpg

Speaking of things Dan did yesterday, this is still going.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin89.jpg

Welcome to the house, Shiny. :)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin90.jpg

TWO. MINUTES. TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIGHT.

Rye
01-28-2009, 02:55 AM
Okay, my Sim is seriously the best ever. Officially. Jew Voodoo.

LunarWeaver
01-28-2009, 03:06 AM
I honestly don't even know where to begin.

Shlup
01-28-2009, 03:14 AM
Oh so it's fine for Danielle and I to look identical but your own son has to change hairs? Whatever, d-bag. Whatever. You just want to see more of the blond goodness.

hahaha jew sense

Madame Adequate
01-28-2009, 03:23 AM
I don't know where to begin with this one xD The Jew Sense? Ranting at them AS THEY ARE DOING IT IN FRONT OF YOU? The finger chopping and later intense eating? Developing my chi with the RC car? Keith choosing to sleep next to sweaty Psy?

DK
01-28-2009, 03:27 AM
hahaha oh yes Ronnie is making use of the Shlup babymaking machine feeding him fresh meat.

.:kerrod:.
01-28-2009, 03:47 AM
I don't know where to begin with this one xD The Jew Sense? Ranting at them AS THEY ARE DOING IT IN FRONT OF YOU? The finger chopping and later intense eating? Developing my chi with the RC car? Keith choosing to sleep next to sweaty Psy?

This says exactly what i want to say :)

Shiny
01-28-2009, 03:59 AM
Haha, this day. xD Kyle and I sleeping while they drown and complain about how tired and hungry they are. scrumpleberry poking herself with a fork. Keith and I randomly having sex after like thirty seconds of meeting. Dan’s huge ass glasses. And basically all Hux’s antics today made me laugh. I love how Keithsim goes for the manliest looking chick ever too. Doesn't surprise me.

Momiji
01-28-2009, 04:22 AM
RIP, Simomiji. :(

Dignified Pauper
01-28-2009, 04:38 AM
It's clear that Hux was actually eating his finger...

Psychotic
01-28-2009, 04:53 AM
Hey let's have a party for scrumpleberry's 18th. Feel free to suggest themes like a Luau or even a Harry Potter theme. Go hog wild.

However, what I really want to know is who you want to come to the party. Anyone you've seen in the updates is fair game. Obviously the neighbour EoFFers will be at the front of your mind, but dead EoFFers are also welcome! And let's not forget our NPC friends like Kilt Guy, SNM, Cowgirl Whore and of course, that crazy old lady who likes to hit people with her handbag. Feel free to name 8 or so (or only 1 or 2 if you're lazy, I don't care) and whatever seems to be the general consensus I'll run with.

I kind of want another death, but because we really don't know scrumpleberry yet, I have a horrible feeling she'd get dogpiled, so yeah, I might hold off on that for just a bit longer.

I Took the Red Pill
01-28-2009, 04:57 AM
Toga Party. And invite that guy I was dreaming about.

Shlup
01-28-2009, 04:57 AM
I kind of miss Cowgirl Whore. It's nice to feel wanted.

Dignified Pauper
01-28-2009, 05:12 AM
Having Rye go after Hux pretty much affirms she will be the next to go in the house. I mean, everyone hates her, AAAAND, she cheated on Dan so many times.

.:kerrod:.
01-28-2009, 05:15 AM
i think instead of an 18th (sooooo yesterday :greenie:) scrump needs to have an orgy, and hence, all of the promiscuous people (read, whores) should be invited :D including that kilt guy, he loves his men :rolleyes2

KH-Cloudy
01-28-2009, 05:24 AM
Revive the dead just for the party, then kill them off again. I also declare a toga party.

Clouded Sky
01-28-2009, 06:57 AM
Me and cowgirl whore. I can just sense the tension!

Loony BoB
01-28-2009, 12:30 PM
I like the way .:kerrod:. thinks, but alas, if I'm right there's no way for the Sims to have threesomes let alone orgies.

I vote for all EoFF sim neighbours (screw the extras) and for it to be a WWF/E styled Battle Royal event. ...or something similar, since I'm sure that's sadly impossible.

Flying Mullet
01-28-2009, 12:46 PM
A toga party sounds great, plus all of the EoFFers that you've created so far, dead and alive.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin73.jpg
Eww, dreaming about your daughter?

.:kerrod:.
01-28-2009, 12:59 PM
A toga party sounds great, plus all of the EoFFers that you've created so far, dead and alive.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/shin73.jpg
Eww, dreaming about your daughter?

daughter? or dead ex-lover?!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Levian
01-28-2009, 01:31 PM
Judging by the face it looks like his daughter.

and it killed me when shiny and noctiluca (I'm starting to warm up to your name) were witnessing the drowning in their sunbeds.

.:kerrod:.
01-28-2009, 01:52 PM
Judging by the face it looks like his daughter.


haha, yeah, i think it's his daughter too...Jessweeee the First wasn't as fuggers :lol: but it's still pretty hot...right guys?....guys? :shifty:

Psychotic
01-28-2009, 03:28 PM
It's his daughter.

demondude
01-28-2009, 04:38 PM
Toga party. :cool:

Psychotic
01-28-2009, 05:35 PM
I don't know where I can get togas from. They come with University but I do not have that. Little help? :p

Flying Mullet
01-28-2009, 05:53 PM
*summons scrumpleberry*

Rantz
01-28-2009, 05:57 PM
I sense a disturbance in the force...

scrumpleberry
01-28-2009, 06:46 PM
The harassment is spreading! Without University, you can't throw a genuine toga party and have everyone change instantly the moment they get there. There's probably a mod for it somewhere, but I don't know...

I found a sort of glitzy thing pretending to be a toga (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=213246) in a few colours for the ladies, and these dresses (http://sims2.simslice.com/sims2downloads-pg6.html) which look vaguely ancient and there's a few things in parsimonious (http://www.parsimonious.org/fashion2/themes/theme_1131548296.shtml) for romanish stuff, but there's no togas for guys which don't use the university mesh, apart from the badly made slave toga (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=263630) here which uses a different body mesh as well. And you have to download the whole family. Oh, I just found a bunch of pretty garish outfits (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=222342), none of which are proper togas. Got some soldiers (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=223953) here as well.

Personally I'd forget the toga party and have a massive garden party, just get a :skull::skull::skull::skull:load of flamingos and put them outside in the garden with party stuff and maybe a pink dancefloor? Flamingo is the way to go imo.

demondude
01-28-2009, 06:47 PM
I like scrumpleberry's idea.

Loony BoB
01-28-2009, 07:05 PM
Bah to "sit in a garden, like at the wedding and the time we went to the park" and "wear different things but otherwise do normal things". Anything involving competition! Make them have a fighting contest. King of the Ring! That would be workable!

Psychotic
01-28-2009, 07:07 PM
For them to fight they'd have to hate each other, so it would pretty much be Everyone vs Rye.

Whether or not this is a bad thing...

Flying Mullet
01-28-2009, 07:07 PM
They need a mechanical bull.

demondude
01-28-2009, 07:54 PM
Invite everybody round. As they dance and have a great time, you sneakily remove the doors leaving them with no escape! You wait until one of them dies, then release everybody. It would go nicely with the last man standing thing you have going on.

DK
01-28-2009, 08:54 PM
I agree with Towns. I think you should have a party in the park and invite all of the random sims that hate some of our sims and then have a survivor series style elimination gang war where the winner is the team of sims that has someone left on their team who hasn't cried yet. Seriously, get like, SNM, that Kilt failure, the keith stalker who hates Paul, the old bag woman and all of the other aggro ones and us and just have a huge dustup.

Levian
01-28-2009, 11:21 PM
oh yeah DD is on the right track. A murder mystery thing would be awesome. the theme could be Clue! Shluppers can be mrs Peacock, as she most likely has a cock with peas in it anyway.

and of course, you'll have to kill someone. Ain't a classy wedding without murder. Doesn't have to be a resident either, could just be silly old cowgirl whore.

Jessweeee♪
01-28-2009, 11:37 PM
Hahahaha, I love how MILF just kicks over the flamingo xDD

Psychotic
01-29-2009, 03:18 AM
Sorry if you all get excited by me being the last poster and think there's an update. Won't be one 'til tomorrow. Basically we're going for a historical-wrestling combo party and it took me a long time to dress them all up (hell I cba with the guests) and then make the fighting cage piece by piece. SO SORRY.

But predict who will win the stable match:

Psychotic, DK, Rye & Shiny

vs:

Brandon McKilt, SNM, Keith's Stalker Who Hates Me, and Jason Ng. (Jason Ng is the guy Keith dreamed about last night. If you go check out the Field Trip - remember there's an index in the first post! - you can see he hates Rye)

Jessweeee♪
01-29-2009, 03:20 AM
Wow, that's a toughie D:

Shlup
01-29-2009, 04:36 AM
You spent all day dressing your dollies. xD

KH-Cloudy
01-29-2009, 05:11 AM
Makes them feel like Barbie Dolls :|

.:kerrod:.
01-29-2009, 06:23 AM
before i vote, i'd like to find something out; do the Sims get better at fighting the more they do it? :p if so, all bets on Psychotic and Rye! :tongue:

demondude
01-29-2009, 04:21 PM
Am I still in my Gothic costume?

Flying Mullet
01-29-2009, 04:22 PM
Can I wear a swimsuit?

Loony BoB
01-29-2009, 04:23 PM
I'd say we should also have a bra & panties match, but the sims prefer to be undressed more often than not anyway.

.:kerrod:.
01-29-2009, 04:37 PM
before each match, the ring should be set on fire...the first person to knock the other person out can scamper to safety, while the loser (assumed to be unconscious) burns in the most horrific way possible :)

Flying Mullet
01-29-2009, 04:38 PM
What are all of the different ways the Sims can die?

scrumpleberry
01-29-2009, 04:42 PM
MUAHAHAHAHA (http://www.theinsanedomain.com/KillingSimms/waysto.htm)

Flying Mullet
01-29-2009, 04:59 PM
<table><tr><td><img src="http://www.theinsanedomain.com/killingsims/images/dropsky.jpg"/></td><td><b>Stare at the sky and die.</b>
Have your sim go out and "Watch clouds" for a while and a satellite might just drop on its head. </td></tr></table>
This please. :monster:

Psychotic
01-29-2009, 07:25 PM
Day 15: EoFF Survivor Series

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Girl, you'll be a woman soooooooooon.

She chose all hair and make up and clothes I am not responsible for this wreck of a sim. Apart from my sperm and neglect I suppose.

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Upon becoming an adult, you find your parents kissing to be cute rather than gross.

Also yes everyone has new main outfits now. I figured since I was getting them new party outfits may as well get new regular ones at the same time.

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They always make this Levian face after smurfing in the Photo Booth. It's fantastic.

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New shirt, same old Huxley.

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"You stink...but that only makes me like you more!"

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Shiny presents Shiny the bear to Dan. He would rather read The Holy Bible. "See I got this passage memorised. Ezekiel 25:17..."

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See? This is what I was saying in the last update. Use bear, get action. There is just something about seeing someone with a bear that turns my Sims on.

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Dan wants to sleep on the couch. Keith notices this and decides to play on the Xbox. At full volume.

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The rate at which this house goes through fish...!

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Dan joins Keith in playing in the Xbox, and somehow manages to win even though the TV has been changed to show the news.

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True love is thinking of them while you take a hearty :skull::skull::skull::skull:.

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Rye is taking full advantage of scrumpleberry's newfound legality.

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"When I grow up, I wanna be a train!"

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...why is she naked? This has never happened before. :|

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scrumpleberry agrees with me!

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Tennis? Lesbians confirmed!

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THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, ASSHOLE.

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Rye has evidently beaten Dan to the punch with this one. 1-1 in the Shlup baby stakes, with Jessweee and Bunny left to play for.

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Keith seems to be enjoying his role as the new Huxley. The second Psychotic's plate is empty, he snatches it from him.

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"I'd make a good husband, wouldn't I?"

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I have no idea why everybody has suddenly started doing this to him today.

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This is not a conversation I would like to know the details of.

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Shiny gets 8 hearts. Keith gets 1 heart. :(

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Hahaha I wonder what she saw.

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Wow he is even better than Huxley at darts. Stick to the bowling!

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Oh, I guess that's what she saw!

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"I HATE YOU YOU BITCH DON'T SPY ON ME!" (god I want to bone her so badly)

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"smurf YOU I'LL WATCH WHATEVER I WANT TO WATCH!" (oh just take me now!)

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!

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!!!

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Hahahahahaha.

They absolutely hate each other and are at -100.

However, they also have maximum chemistry at three lightning bolts. By way of comparison, Keith & Shiny and Psychotic & Lekana have two lightning bolts, and all the other Sim couples (eg Psy/Shlup, Rye/Dan etc. etc.) have one lightning bolt.

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He then leaves without so much as a word to his other love.

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Still lezzin' it up.

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"You and Paul are such a great couple, you'll be together until you're old and grey!"
"...:crying2:"

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Who is this man. Why is he in my house and watching my TV?

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Party time! It's time for TUDOR KING OF THE RING!

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The two outfits you want to see the most.

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Here's our guests, from L to R:

- Jason Ng (Keith's dream + see day 7)
- Marshall banana and Mogi (Neither of them have left their houses yet except briefly at Shlup's abortion so I felt sorry for them)
- Bunny! Back from the dead! The game told me he had died at another lot and he faded away right away. :(
- SNM
- Angry old woman
- Keith's Stalker
- Cowgirl Whore
- Kilt Guy
- Psychotic (:D)
- Lekana, who I actually did revive because I wrongly killed her. Run free, little girl!

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I think they had sex. Hahahah even his swimsuit is pink.

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SNM finally realises that Rye was just using him.

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Maybe it is the hair that makes them creepy starers.

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Some smurfer keeps knocking over my flamingo. Cowgirl Whore is always on hand to bend over and pick it up though. :rolleyes2

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Hahahaha.

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Rye cries for no reason.

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Shiny joins her.

This is not good. I need them in top form for the match tonight.

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Psychotic gets revenge on Shlup with Cowgirl Whore.

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Monda becomes her latest victim.

AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, IT IS TIME FOR THE EoFF: SURVIVOR SERIES CAGE MATCH.

The rules: There are two teams of four. One by one, participants from each team shall enter the cage. If that Sim either loses a fight or is made to cry, that Sim is eliminated and a team mate will replace them. The team which eliminates all of its opponents first is declared the winner!

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INTRODUCING FIRST: THE CHALLENGERS.

Hailing from Scotland, weighing in at 110 pounds, he is the Rowdy Roddy Piper, the Kilted Sodomist, BRANNNNNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOON LILLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAARD.

He is joined by the Dreaded Nose, The Plaid Shorts Nightmare, Sinister Nose Man, BENNNNNNJAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIN LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

The Man in the Shop, the Man of Keith's Dreams, all the way from Ethnically Confused City, Missouri, JAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOON NG!

And finally, from the park, we have The Woman That Hates Psychotic, Keith's Stalker, and daughter of the legendary Hollywood Hulk, ANDDREAAAAA HOGAN!

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And the home team, with their manager Monda, Marshall "The loli dolly" banana, the Tudor Terrors, we have:

From New lol!, weighing in at over 300 pounds, the Ninth Wonder of the World, CHYYYYYYYYNYYYYYY!

She is joined by The Chocolate Terror, hailing from Wolverhampton, Mongolia, he is the lean mean Cole Train machine, Big Mara Ippo, ROOOOOOOOOONNIEEEEEEEEEEEE COLEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAN!

Joining them from Upper Barkinghamlowermiddleshire, England, we have the Ferocious Woman Beater, the Child Neglecting Walrus of Hate, he is PSYYYYYYYYYYCHOOOOOOOTIIIIIIIIIIC!

And finally, from Little Italy, New Yoik, we have the Nosepass of Terror, the Jewish Priestess, the Italian Hoodlum, please give it up for RYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

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"Welcome to ringside, with me, Amanda "The Queen" Lawler, and Huxley "HVH" Ross. Our first match up is Rye vs Jason Ng and it promises to be a scorcher!"
"That's right, Queen! She'll suplex him until the cows come home!"
"What."

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Everybody loves somebody sometime. Everybody falls in love somehow.

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Fighting has actually broken out outside of the ring! Brandon Kiltface attacks Shiny!

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Luckily team-mate DK is there to step in!

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"BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! RAH HAS JUMPED ONTO JASON NG!"

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A crowd has gathered to watch!

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"Bah gawd, Queen, she stomped a mudhole in him!"
"Why are you talking like that?"

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The birthday girl seems horrified that this brutal contest is being held in her name.

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THE BATHROOM IS NOT THE SOCIAL AREA FOR smurf'S SAKE YOU BASTARD SIMS.

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Rye vs Andrea Hogan is the next match on the card.

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"She'll hope to do this one by the book! Can she keep up her momentum?"
"It's sure possible. Andrea Hogan is, however, a tried and tested fighter. This could be a close match up!"

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Jessweeee's ghost shows up to haunt the house. This is kind of pointless because everybody is out in the garden.

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"FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, QUEEN, THAT WAS A SLOBBERKNOCKER!"
"Yes, Rye has emerged victorious!"

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"Next up, Brandon Lillard takes to the cage".

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"This hated figure will need some fancy footwork to win, Queen."
"I think people hate him because they are jealous of him, HVH. He is a supremely intense competitor and I have a lot of respect for him."

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Rye opens with the infamous "I hate fish driver".

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"I wish the Undertaker was here."

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"BAH GAWD! Brandon Lillard has defeated Rye!"
"Yeah, she was tired after taking down two opponents. Still, a decent display from the Brooklyn Brawler."

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"DK is in the arena! Business is picking up!"
"But he seems to be more concerned with...dancing...than fighting..."

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"Could he be trying to channel the spirit of Rikishi?"
"Could you be trying to make references that only three of our readers will get?"

While he dances, let's see what's going on outside.

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It seems everybody is dancing to MC Jewface's beat. Keith dances with Shiny and Psychotic dances with Lekana.

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Sinister Nose Man and Cowgirl Whore have sex in our hot tub! :|

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This seems to thrill Mogi.

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"WHAT? WHAT? BAH GAWD, QUEEN, DK HAS BEEN DEFEATED!"
"This is a black day for wrestling. This is worse than the Montreal Screwjob."

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"In goes Shiny, in her biki-"
"PUPPPIEEEEEEEEEEEES! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Jessweeeee appears aggrieved that SNM escaped the fire which killed her.

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"BRANDON LILLARD IS CLEANING HOUSE! HE'S GOING THROUGH THEM ONE BY ONE!"

seriously at this point I wanted to die myself. I am embarassed my Sims got whupped by this asshole.

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"The last ray of hope for the EoFF team enters. If Psychotic goes down, it's over!"
"He offers his hand to Brandon Lillard and..."

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"WHAT? SLOBBERKNOCKER!"

That was all he did and Brandon started crying. idk what the smurf. I guess the negative social interactions with the other three caused it?

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He then does a spooty little jig to celebrate.

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And so we come to it at last. Psychotic vs SNM. Evil vs Evil. Faggot in a good way vs faggot in a bad way.

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I was honestly nervous at this point. It'd be embarassing for me if my Sims lost to this crew of failures.

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"Now, I've heard rumours that SNM has only one testicle."
"I am able to confirm those rumours. They are absolutely true."

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Thank smurf.

Team EoFF is victorious! What a great day for Sports Entertainment!

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These two get jiggy in the pool. Despite Shiny's head-dress thing getting wet...

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...and despite having a spectator.

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As soon as I release him from the cage, Dan starts on SNM.

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And beats the :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of him.

It's as if he's saying "Yeah, I jobbed to Brandon. But I can beat you if I want." I was very disappointed in his performance but this beating goes a way towards redeeming himself.

And now time for your daily glitch.

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That's right. We now have 9 Sims in our family.

This is impossible.

I don't even know of any hacks to add additional Sims to the family. What has happened here has defied all laws of the game. Since I resurrected her, Lekana has joined the EoFF Family.

So the question is-

Do I kill her to try to stop any potential screw ups down the line? Do I try to push even more Sims into the house by exploiting this glitch? Or do I just see it as a lucky one-off and leave well alone?

Laddy
01-29-2009, 07:36 PM
Revive more sims! (Like me!)

Flying Mullet
01-29-2009, 07:56 PM
Excellent pay-per-view event. :monster:

Madame Adequate
01-29-2009, 08:13 PM
There are mods around which allow over 8 family members. I don't know how reliable they are. And I've never even heard of it happening without them :p

Mod the Sims 2 - Larger Households -- up to 50 family members *UPD 04oct2008* (http://linna.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=250640)

Also wth are these amatuers trying with this staring stuff. Clearly they don't have it.

f f freak
01-29-2009, 08:25 PM
You should try and put more people in. (Like me.)
Why was I not invited to my Sister's party? I feel unloved by my family.

demondude
01-29-2009, 08:29 PM
I think you should start votes for the next elimination. There hasn't been one for a while and you need to get rid of one of 'em!

Psychotic
01-29-2009, 08:29 PM
I could put more people in, but I've already been pushing this game pretty hard with all the hax. I'm not sure if I want it to crash and to then lose everything.

DD: smurf YES MOOMINS

anyway yeah I was gonna have one after the next update so look out for it.

demondude
01-29-2009, 08:32 PM
The Moomins are amazing. :love:

Rantz
01-29-2009, 08:32 PM
As fun as this is, it can't keep going forever. If there's gonna be any last sim standing jibba-jabba you're gonna have to get cracking soon. You have more family members than you started with! xD Well, those are my two cents anyway.

demondude
01-29-2009, 08:34 PM
I would also like to chime in and remind everybody that my Sim is the true winner, no matter what happens.

Psychotic
01-29-2009, 08:38 PM
As fun as this is, it can't keep going forever. If there's gonna be any last sim standing jibba-jabba you're gonna have to get cracking soon. You have more family members than you started with! xD Well, those are my two cents anyway.I agree with you!

We've been side-tracked for all too long.

Flying Mullet
01-29-2009, 08:39 PM
Agreed. Let's see some blood spill! (or burn or electrocute, or drown...)

scrumpleberry
01-29-2009, 09:11 PM
:bigsmile:

That was the best birthday ever! The only thing that could make it better would be death.

Shiny
01-29-2009, 10:16 PM
Ahahaha, the one least expected to kick ass does. I love it. Also, exploit the glitch if you can by putting Kyle in the house. His bipolar sim amuses me.

Jessweeee♪
01-29-2009, 11:18 PM
I don't have any more ghosty pals now that Bunny's gone :(

scrumpleberry
01-29-2009, 11:33 PM
You have 2 versions of yourself! Be chuffed!

Psychotic
01-29-2009, 11:51 PM
I assure you Bunny's ghost is alive and kickin'. Well. Dead and kickin'. But he showed up in all his purple glory.

Incidentally, you have two new ghostly pals ;)

Jessweeee♪
01-29-2009, 11:54 PM
Yaaaaaaaay :</>D!

Levian
01-29-2009, 11:56 PM
Keith's sim is such a freak, I love him. The stuff he does is so unexpected. Much fun. Huxley is pretty darn fruity too.

Freya
01-30-2009, 01:09 AM
WOOO I'm a glitch!

Markus. D
01-30-2009, 01:32 AM
That was my favorite episode yet!

.:kerrod:.
01-30-2009, 03:46 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/cag11.jpg

"Cheat on me, will you?! Well this is what i think of you! HHHHNGNGGGGHHH!"

Shlup
01-30-2009, 04:53 AM
Silly costumes are badass.

Kill more people!

Psychotic
01-30-2009, 05:48 PM
Day 16: Welcome to Alcatraz

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc1.jpg

The defeated Sinister Nose Man attempts to leave the house, where he sees a naked Rye in the hot tub. Yeah yeah mate you aint foolin' me, you want her.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc2.jpg

However, he and his losing team-mates are not going anywhere. This is what I affectionately refer to as Alcatraz. I went to the real one earlier this month so I based the cell design from there. My Alcatraz has nicer toilets though so I counterbalanced this with having no roof. :monster:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc3.jpg

An endless stream of Sims passes to and fro between the house and Alcatraz to disapprove of my design choices, getting shocked by Rye's body every time.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc4.jpg

Someone finally used the photobooth for something other than sex! Actually he was just sitting in there on his own doing nothing for a couple of hours (I shudder to think) so I made him get some photos done.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc5.jpg

BURN THEM! OH MY GOD!

The following four screenshots were taken at the same time with the game paused:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc6.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc7.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc8.jpg

and the piece de resistance:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc9.jpg

I don't know what the smurf came over the house but damn.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc10.jpg

These two discuss peak oil prices. In bed.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc11.jpg

Is it wrong that watching people I have imprisoned go to the toilet arouses me?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc12.jpg

Hahaha damn that is one pissed off ghost.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc13.jpg

Is it me or does she look pregnant?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc14.jpg

Macho, macho man. Nice bulging biceps you got there, Quackers.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc15.jpg

"Yo ladies you wanna see me in da sack. I'm MAGIC, baby!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc16.jpg

Another fish bites the dust.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc17.jpg

Hey look who it is, it's our old friend from Day 7!

Oh wait I never included him in the update out of hatred for all of you. Keith met a vampire at the bowling alley. I called him up and asked him around.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc18.jpg

Well the vamp would think the vampire is sexy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc19.jpg

This was supposed to be a screenshot of Shiny hugging the vampire and I was going to say "Uh...Shiny...he's a vampire. Are you sure that's wise...? :erm:" but for some reason it didn't get saved. So here's Keith!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc20.jpg

THE TRAP IS SPRUNG. Enjoy melting in the sunlight, smurfer!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc21.jpg

...the bastard teleported. Also I don't think I've made a single object that the Sims haven't gagged about.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc22.jpg

I think they're making fun of him for getting his ass kicked. :(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc23.jpg

He receives comfort from an unlikely source.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc24.jpg

Oh a wise guy, huh?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc25.jpg

The people want death, I will give them death. Vampire guy is hacked in.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc26.jpg

"The Titanic? Boy, I was on the Titanic". I dispatch Keith to pin the vampire down while the good ol' Sun works its magic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc27.jpg

Where are your precious teleportation hax now, Count Meltula? :cool:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc28.jpg

mmmmmmm yes that feels sooooo goooood

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc29.jpg

Keith feels guilty for his role in Count Juan's death.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc30.jpg

ShlupQuack is all business. "Bastard vampires melting in my garden leaving their stupid ashes behind....grumble..." (Yes, she actually said "grumble")

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc31.jpg

My daughter likes to visit federal prisons dressed like this. What does your daughter like to do?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc32.jpg

oh ho ho ho ho ho!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc33.jpg

Oh god please let it be for real this time!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc34.jpg

Yes! Yes! smurf you! You are not getting away this time!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc35.jpg

Dan finds it smurfing hilarious that SNM has died.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc36.jpg

Gravestone. Proof. You. Are. smurfing. Dead. Don't come back. smurf you.

If you want to know why he died and the others didn't, he's been at our house all night. The others left after getting their asses kicked so I haxed them back in. ;)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc37.jpg

ShlupQuack approves of her daughter's outfit. Great job, mom!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc38.jpg

:shobon:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc39.jpg

There is a bowl of something on the kitchen floor. I don't know what it is but it scares me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc40.jpg

My confused youngest child walks past!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc41.jpg

Nobody knows how to put on clothes? Business as usual.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc42.jpg

Romance in the bathroom? Business as usual.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc43.jpg

ET Phones Home.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc001.jpg

Keith makes a bowl of god only knows what. Considering the thought bubble above his head, I am going to take a stab in the dark and say that it's baby guts.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc44.jpg

The bowl of baby guts is somehow able to reproduce asexually and produce lots of little bowls of baby guts.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc45.jpg

I decide it's perfect food for our three prisoners.

They've all been good so they can eat. But if they misbehave they will have their food priviledges taken away.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc46.jpg

Romance of the Century is back on!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc47.jpg

Lekana and Shlup finally kick off. I expect a fight.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc48.jpg

Instead, Lekana walks off to participate in Keith's favourite sporting event, Swimsuit Bowling.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc49.jpg

Speaking of swimsuits, Crazy Old Uncle Mulley has popped round to say hi.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc50.jpg

Apparently he is a fan of Keith's invention too.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc51.jpg

"Why are we the only people around here who know how to put on some freakin' clothes?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc52.jpg

On the one hand, there is a hot, practically naked girl playing an Xbox 360.

On the other hand, it's my daughter.

Wait, what's that on the floor next to Keith?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc53.jpg

Hahaha. Go figure.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc54.jpg

Hahaha. Go figure.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc55.jpg

Flying Mullet has gone to pay a visit to our cons. Jason Ng is complaining that he cannot get out of the chair he is sitting in, because the chair he is sitting in is in the way. He has just lost his food priviledges.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc56.jpg

She just doesn't stop.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc57.jpg

Oh great. Apparently they are in love now. This will last longer than PsyxRye because Shlup is asleep.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc58.jpg

What is it about old people and bathrooms?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc59.jpg

The new Cowgirl Whore.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc60.jpg

I shudder to think what the outcome of this little situation will be.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc60.jpg

"TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! WOO!"

the body position just sells it for me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc62.jpg

Well this is interesting. You see when two people who aren't boning sleep together, they sleep like this:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc0002.jpg

...

wait a second

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc63.jpg

The axeman is back!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc64.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc65.jpg

Look, I kissed you once at a party to get back at my cheating wife. I do not want to go smurfing shopping with you just because your regular boyfriend died in the prison I constructed for him.

Sheesh. :roll2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc66.jpg

Mullet and scrumpleberry are getting on really well!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc67.jpg

In fact, the only guy Mullet really gets on with is Dan, which is hardly surprising, what with Dan's love of old people and wearing no clothes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc68.jpg

Oh look at the wobbling. :drool:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc69.jpg

Sleeping on the floor and stinking despite having a bed and a sink? You just lost your food priviledges.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc70.jpg

What is going on here why is he wearing that what is he doing oh god has the ritual begun?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc71.jpg

I hope he doesn't come out of that trance any time soon. Nothing good will come of it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc72.jpg

She is just as thrilled that he is dead as I am.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc73.jpg

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Bunny!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc74.jpg

Those bubbles are not from the jacuzzi. :barf:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc75.jpg

:roll2

Food priviledges taken away from you, too.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc76.jpg

I love that even though ghosts can pass through walls, fences totally perplex them. Bunny is complaining to me that the fence is in the way. Hmm yes I think I will move it so that you can kill more of my Sims! Jackass.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc77.jpg

I think it's burned, Jess.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc78.jpg

Despite there being plenty of her jelly to go around, she'd rather eat the charred remains of whatever the smurf that was supposed to be.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc79.jpg

Still goin'.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc80.jpg

At midnight I leave you with a curious love pentangle. Pentagon. I don't know.

scrumpleberry
01-30-2009, 05:57 PM
Huxley discovers yogic relaxation! Alcatraz ftw.

(people must be wondering by now, yes I did design my sim to be a sort of awesome/retarded badly colour coordinated whore. But she looks so sweet and nice, it kind of screws it up)

demondude
01-30-2009, 05:59 PM
Nice. Old man Mullet is legendary. xD

Psychotic
01-30-2009, 06:02 PM
IT'S DAT THYME, BOISE (Idaho)

Who?
Psychotic
Rye
I'm my own MILF
I Took The Red Pill
DK
ShlupQuack
scrumpleberry
Shiny
Lekana

How?
Fire
Electrocution
Drowning
Starvation
Fright
Flies
Satellite
Illness
Old Age
Sunlight

Flying Mullet
01-30-2009, 06:09 PM
Thanks for the cameo! :)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc18.jpg
It looks like the vampire in the bubble is flashing gang signs. And I wonder in which Olympics the vampire won a gold medal.

After all of the excitement about who to put in the house, Shiny and Lekana aren't doing much now. I vote for Shiny by Satellite.

Rantz
01-30-2009, 06:39 PM
ShlupQuack is boring now that she's filled her purpose and popped out some babies. Death by old age would be appropriate.

demondude
01-30-2009, 06:52 PM
I'm gonna go for Lekana by illness. Sorry!

Madame Adequate
01-30-2009, 07:21 PM
Hmmm, I think I want to give Shiny more of a chance. Lekana by old age. (In minimal possible aspiration at aging up, preferably!)

Laddy
01-30-2009, 07:59 PM
Shiny by satellite!

I Took the Red Pill
01-30-2009, 07:59 PM
Shiny by satellite!

Gwawr
01-30-2009, 08:19 PM
Wow. I should have been working last night but I ended up reading all of the way through this thread and getting completely hooked! Fantastic work there!

Freya
01-30-2009, 08:20 PM
I think Shiny, she's not doing much and Lek's little loving anything that walks by, is quite entertaining.

So shiny it is. And by... satellite :P

Marshall Banana
01-30-2009, 08:22 PM
When will Rye visit my house, so we can have playtime?

Shiny
01-30-2009, 11:25 PM
Notiluca should so move in the house. Lekana by starvation. It's only fitting.

.:kerrod:.
01-31-2009, 03:05 AM
ShlupQuack is boring now that she's filled her purpose and popped out some babies. Death by old age would be appropriate.

haha, seems logical :p

however, i'm going to vote for shiny by electrocution :) i want to see the charred remains before the Grim Reaper pays a visit...though illness, old age and satellite are all acceptable too :tongue:

i also vote that you make on of the Sims a vampire (so then they can die in the sunlight later on, if they are voted as the next to die), i don't care who, but it would be sweet to have one in the house :cookie:

Bunny
01-31-2009, 03:51 AM
Lekana dies by flies.

Shlup
01-31-2009, 03:59 AM
I do not look much happy with my dear hubby in that last pic.

For trying to steal my man, I would love to shoot Lekana in the face (http://www.sims2workshop.com/viewtopic.php?t=92). Nothing personal, of course. Just jealous rage.

Madame Adequate
01-31-2009, 04:00 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/alc9.jpg

Why so serious?

Momiji
01-31-2009, 04:02 AM
Shiny, by fright.

Jessweeee♪
01-31-2009, 04:25 AM
I want whoever dies to get stuck with the Grilled Cheese aspiration during their last day :</>|

Loony BoB
01-31-2009, 08:59 AM
Shiny and Lekana are too new to go, but since it seems that it's inevitable that one of them is going (judging by the votes) I'll go for Shiny, I suppose, since Lekana looks more likely to start up some messed up crap with the married couple.

.:kerrod:.
01-31-2009, 09:12 AM
i think people are only voting for the new people because they've become too attached to the original 7 :p that's what i did, sorry Shiny (for voting for you), but i just don't want any of the others to leave the house :tongue:

Loony BoB
01-31-2009, 09:23 AM
I think most of the original 7 have pretty much done all that they're going to do.

.:kerrod:.
01-31-2009, 09:30 AM
yeah, that's true, and they're going to have to die eventually anyway...but i'm staying with my original vote, sorry Shiny :(

Shlup
01-31-2009, 10:08 AM
I just want to shoot Lekana in the face. If I were going to vote honestly I'd go with MILF; he would make an interesting ghost.

Jiro
01-31-2009, 10:19 AM
I vote MILF, because having a ghost stare at you creepily is far more entertaining.

Freya
01-31-2009, 11:47 AM
I just want to shoot Lekana in the face. If I were going to vote honestly I'd go with MILF; he would make an interesting ghost.

LOVE YOU TOO SHLUPY!

demondude
01-31-2009, 12:49 PM
This is pretty close. Now I think about it, I don’t want Lekana or Shiny to die! Woe is me.

.:kerrod:.
01-31-2009, 12:59 PM
well i'm actually half-tempted to change my vote to MILF because, as mentioned, he would an awesome (albeit, creepy) ghost :) if Psychotic decides that Lekana and Shiny are too new to be killed, then i'll switch my vote to MILF, but seeing as he's already done up the voting sheet and both Lekana and Shiny are on it, i doubt that will happen

Loony BoB
01-31-2009, 01:57 PM
I'd change my vote to MILF to avoid the new chicks going out. Give 'em time. Then kill 'em off. 8-)

Jessweeee♪
01-31-2009, 02:04 PM
Oh, I see how it is, I start up trouble and I get killed off, the prettier girls fight and it's WOO VIOLENCE IS FUN ;_;! Well that's just fine because being a ghost is more fun anyway :tongue:

Psychotic
01-31-2009, 02:11 PM
Okay I think the majority still want Shiny by satellite so that's what we'll have.

.:kerrod:.
01-31-2009, 03:17 PM
satellites are boring :( we've already seen a few of them (including our friend Sarah Jessica Parker :p) but ah well, it'll still be cool

Madame Adequate
01-31-2009, 03:17 PM
Sims really should be able to commit murder.

.:kerrod:.
01-31-2009, 03:22 PM
Sims really should be able to commit murder.

And suicide :radred:

Shlup
01-31-2009, 11:16 PM
There's a mod where you can put a hit out on someone and a mobster will show up and shoot them.

Jessweeee♪
01-31-2009, 11:21 PM
OH USE THAT!

O:

Laddy
01-31-2009, 11:23 PM
There's a mod where you can put a hit out on someone and a mobster will show up and shoot them.
Do Want.

Madame Adequate
01-31-2009, 11:30 PM
There's a mod where you can put a hit out on someone and a mobster will show up and shoot them.

Zoot suit and tommy gun?

Psychotic
02-01-2009, 01:31 AM
Day 17: Two loced out Sims goin' crayzay. If by goin' crayzay you mean die. And I do.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che1.jpg

The day starts with this little debacle still going on. Apparently Lekana is trying to pick Psychotic up using toy airplanes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che2.jpg

The attention whore is back...and has an audience this time!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che3.jpg

Keith wanders off, but Dan is rewarded for watching.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che4.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che5.jpg

ShlupQuack 1 Lekana 0

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che6.jpg

These two are still at it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che7.jpg

Lekana is apparently insane because she is doing the washing up in the bathroom. Great. Another nut. That is just what this house needed.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che8.jpg

Finally, someone disapproves of Psychotic!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/che9.jpg

On the subject of bad smells, Dan turns around and farts onto a plate.

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Lekana immediately rushes in to give it a good sniff.

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Uh, Keith? I don't think it's such a good idea to shove your head into an electrical appliance that is spitting sparks!

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Jesus christ Exorcist Moment #2. Look at her eyes. Still, Shlup 2 Lekana 0.

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With all the sobbing and yelling that comes from Alcatraz, I am pretty sure it sounds just like the real thing did.

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Whoa Keith what happened bro!

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Apparently it's made him all the more attractive though.

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Dan makes a move on scrumpleberry and she rejects him. I know why.

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She is an honest-to-god lesbian! I was only joking about it when she was a baby but she is seriously attracted to girls.

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I think Lekana's only using her to get back at someone, though.

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One of his finest yet.

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Oh hey yeah I forgot about you. Well you'll be needing one of those in a minute, love.

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My, what a lovely day to be out watching clouds!

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"Will you lot shut up for just a minute? I'm trying to make a phone call here. Sorry about that, Satan. What were you saying? The Goebbels can't make bridge tomorrow night? Oh, that's a shame."

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Still, at least I have a nice new centerpiece for the lounge. :monster:

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A certain Scotsman finds it to be hilarious that Shiny dies.

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I wonder how hilarious he would find it if he got two new cell mates.

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Not very.

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The House Guado does not seem too bothered by his flame's untimely demise.

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And now time for some good ol'-fashioned electrical burn sex.

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Lekana: Pure class.

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"Stay away from my daughter you freak!"

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I wonder if it's a fire hazard to have a smouldering satellite just sitting there. Oh well, only one way to find out. :monster:

Also, Dan begins work on a new painting.

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I hope it's not another green woman. I have quite the collection of them already.

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Lekana rushes off to do whatever it is that girls do in the bathroom after sex, and this gives me an opportunity to explain the most frustrating thing about Alcatraz.

These Sims, these stupid bastard Sims, all insist on trying to use the toilets in the cells until I tell them to go to the proper bathroom. smurf the lot of you I can't wait until you die.

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I think I found out why all the fish keep dying.

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Shlup writes in her diary. About gnomes.

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"NO, YOU WHORE! :irked:"

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Oh ho ho, look out.

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She climbs into bed and snuggles him, and the minute her arms go around him, he goes bolt awake and bounds out of bed. Haha.

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I...I think she beat him! He has never been beaten!

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He sits there, staring blankly, for a long time. This is not going to end well.

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Dan finished his painting. It's...er...lovely? Mind you, he sold it for $446 so someone out there must have thought so.

What did he spend that 400 bucks on? Well!

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It's that time again.

FIRSTLY, I invite you to click this link (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qoKHE0MWckg) to get you in the mood.

The following three screenshots and the music should explain to you what is going on here.

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This guy with a striking mullet was on the dj decks first, but I had Dan throw him off. :D

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Look who else is at the part. Apparently the love part of the love-hate relationship is in effect today.

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I don't know either.

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The les tries to make another move!

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Dan's country club cousin shows up with a green box. His name was something like Joe Cho. Hahaha.

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ShlupQuack 2 Lekana 1.

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No that is not who you should be going to to be comforted!

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Well now you've done it.

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The pimp slap of the Gods. Seriously, look at that thing. If Zeus or Thor ever had to pimp slap a bitch, it would look something like this.

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Noctiluca doesn't escape his wrath either.

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The daughter is not too pleased with mummy dearest acting like a dirty slut.

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And then Psychotic gets revenge by macking Lekana. Shlup storms in all "How DARE you cheat on me!" ShlupQuack 2 Lekana 2.

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In the middle of all of this. At least Rye has finally found happiness.

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I spoke too soon.

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She has now caught all four men of the house cheating on her.

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Lekana, pleased with herself, then takes full advantage by attempting to rape Psychotic. In front of his daughter. Who has a crush on her. Yeah, she hates them both now.

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I think the marriage is over.

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It devastates poor scrumpleberry.

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So much so that she hits on the first woman she sees. This shining example of humanity, decked out in her pajamas.

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Does he look like a man who just got divorced to you?

Time to go home. Shlup wasn't there. She had left the family! So I had to add her back in again. Just to increase the tension ;)

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I Don't Need A Name comes round. Keith is none too impressed with his bowling.

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I am pretty sure Lekana just made a pass at Jess here.

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Well this sure is an uncomfortable situation.

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At least these two seem to be making up.

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Huxley performs the most awkward dance ever.

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Speaking of awkward dances.

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Their friendship grows over a shared love of make up.

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Allllllllll byyyyyyyyyyyy myyyyyyyyyyseeeeeeeeeeeelf~

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I swear her and Bunny have drawn up a rota. They always show up on alternating nights.

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Hands up if you're a third wheel!

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Psychotic and Lekana have developed an interesting glitch.

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Their faces are permanently stuck in a "WTF?" expression.

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Keith pushes the boundaries of his new friendship a wee bit too far.

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Photobooth WTF Sex. Lekana 3 ShlupQuack 2.

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"I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR BEATING ME AT CHESS AND ALSO FOR VOMITTING ON ME WHEN YOU WERE A BABY I WISH I'D EATEN YOU WHEN I HAD A CHANCE!"

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The ghost of that vampire we killed yesterday makes a mighty fine prison guard. Ha. A vampire ghost. Overkill, much?

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...oh. At least in Heaven she can stalk Keith more effectively.

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With Alcatraz now unsafe because of the risk of being frightened to death, I release all of its prisoners.

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Oh hey remember when I said I released all of Alcatraz's prisoners? I lied.

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Midnight - a group of Sims take the Alcatraz tour. A tour I recommend to all visitors to San Fransisco, it is fascinating. :greenie:

Shlup
02-01-2009, 01:50 AM
I told you to let me shoot Lekana in the face when I had the chance. If you had I wouldn't've had to seek comfort in Noctiluca!

The Alcatraz hyjinks eased my pain at least.

Psychotic
02-01-2009, 01:52 AM
Oh hey good idea Shlup.

Vote: Who should shoot who in the face?
ShlupQuack shoots Lekana in the face.
Lekana shoots ShlupQuack in the face.

Make your choice!

DK
02-01-2009, 02:03 AM
Shlup needs to shoot Lekana in the face, because that WTF face being stuck there is just harsh. Mercy kill imho.

also, the barbeque killed me

Marshall Banana
02-01-2009, 02:14 AM
ShlupQuack was there first.

Shiny
02-01-2009, 02:52 AM
Hehehe, the sim's facial expressions kill me...Oh.

ShlupQuack shoots Lekana in the face. That's for stealing her man, bish.

.:kerrod:.
02-01-2009, 03:10 AM
On one hand, I want Shlup to shoot Lekana, because Shlup was there first and Lekana is a dirty bisexual whore...On the other hand, I want Lekana to shoot Shlup because Shlup has been in the house for a long time already and Lekana is a dirty bisexual whore. :jokey:

LunarWeaver
02-01-2009, 03:15 AM
RIP :( But at least that death was funny.

Shlup, Twilight is kinda lame but Pattinson has a hot body. Let's have some fight-sex about it.


I wonder if my Sim would take his hat off during sex or not.

Shlup
02-01-2009, 03:17 AM
Like we need an excuse to have fight-sex. Apparently.

Laddy
02-01-2009, 03:20 AM
Lekana shoots Shlup.

Madame Adequate
02-01-2009, 05:51 AM
That's a tough one Psy.

SimHux: You need to get your head back in the game son! You've been displaying emotions and not staring at people blankly for ages now. It's not what you're made for.

I'll toss a coin: Heads Lekana shoots Shlup, tails Shlup shoots Lekana.

Tails!

Jessweeee♪
02-01-2009, 05:57 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

KH-Cloudy
02-01-2009, 06:47 AM
Shlup shoots Lekana in the fact( Sorry Leky :p)

I Took the Red Pill
02-01-2009, 09:25 AM
i'm serioulsy way way too wasted to appreciate ethis update. i'll make a proper comment on it when i wake the fuck up. but i'm sober enough to know that my sim full on wants to shag lekana so lekana > shlup and yeah count that as my vote i guess

Rantz
02-01-2009, 10:13 AM
Lekana shoots Shlup.

demondude
02-01-2009, 12:07 PM
Lekana shoots Shlup. I think Lekana has something good going on with all the drama, and it would be the perfect way to finish Shlup off.

.:kerrod:.
02-01-2009, 12:12 PM
I think I'd prefer Shlup to go from old age; she's the mother in the house (which makes her seem older) and she needs to die so that her saucey, young children get whore it up around the house :)

So I'll vote for Shlup shooting Lekana, but then I'll vote for Shlup to die next and from old age D:

scrumpleberry
02-01-2009, 12:17 PM
Don't kill my momma >:( Lekana to be shot!

Loony BoB
02-01-2009, 04:29 PM
Shlup to be shot if it has to be one of them. What I don't get is why you want to have the most entertaining people killed off while the others are doing fuck all. Preferrably, MILF, Rye and Keith will go before either Shlup or Lekana. Rye and MILF are one dimensional characters, Lekana and Shlup are not.

How about this: Shlup goes to shoot Lekana, misses, shoots Rye - thus making all the people who got laid by Rye to dislike Shlup. More entertainment! I was going to do this with MILF but MILF probably hasn't got laid much lately that I can recall.

demondude
02-01-2009, 04:32 PM
Has MILF been laid at all?

Loony BoB
02-01-2009, 04:34 PM
I think he's been with Keith and Rye (but, in the latter case, who hasn't?).

Psychotic
02-01-2009, 04:34 PM
I dunno, do you really think Shlup is one of the most entertaining? I try not to state my opinion on Sims too much because people usually run with it as the gospel truth (see: Jessweee by fire) but her Sim is one of the most boring to me. Especially now that the ticking divorce time bomb has gone off. The Lunar thing was pretty funny though!

MILF has had sex with Rye. I don't know if he's had sex with Keith, but if I had to place a bet, I'd say no.