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Psychotic
01-15-2009, 12:11 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/lastsimstanding.gif

The Day Has Come.

Here's a handy index for those uniniated souls.

Day 1: Laddy's Misfortune (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2622134-post44.html)
Day 1: Meet the EoFFockers (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2622163-post49.html)
Day 1: A Tour of Hell (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2622262-post63.html)
Day 1: Gender Confusal (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2622498-post77.html)
Day 2: Clothes Optional (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2622592-post87.html)
Day 3: Burn, Baby, Burn (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2623018-post117.html)
Day 4: The Bathroom is the most romantic room in the house, apparently (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2623059-post125.html)
Day 5: Let's talk about you and me (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2623313-post159.html)
Day 6: Two's company... (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2623609-post177.html)
Day 7: Field Trip (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2623981-post196.html)
Day 7 Part II: The Rise and Fall of Sinister Nose Man (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2624138-post223.html)
Day 8: Burn, baby, burn - Act II (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2624494-post248.html)
Day 9: Bustin' makes me feel good (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2624791-post314.html)
Day 9: The Stag Party (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2625279-post357.html)
Day 10: I've only known you for ten days, let's get married! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2625358-post365.html)
Day 11: Sitcom Desperation Act I (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2625698-post384.html)
Day 11: There goes the Neighbourhood (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2625828-post410.html)
Day 11: Sitcom Desperation Act II (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2626164-post452.html)
Day 12: The Old and the Young (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2626457-post500.html)
Day 12: Where is your perfect man now, bitch? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2626564-post513.html)
Day 12: POOL PARTY! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2626882-post531.html)
Day 13: A Tale of Three Sisters (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2627199-post566.html)
Day 14: All you need is love, love. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2627651-post619.html)
Day 15: EoFF Survivor Series (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2628463-post667.html)
Day 16: Welcome to Alcatraz (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2628985-post690.html)
Day 17: Two loced out Sims goin' crayzay. If by goin' crayzay you mean die. And I do. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2629768-post729.html)
Day 18: Don't fear the Reaper because the truth is out there. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2630187-post774.html)
Day 19: The Calm Before (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2630619-post811.html)
Day 20: The Oncoming Storm (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2631486-post839.html)

Of course if you want the full experience, you should probably read the thread.

INTRODUCTION

Oh yes! The Sims 3 is being released in just over a month, and so I decided to buy The Sims 2 because it's going really, really cheap. To get you all in the mood for the upcoming game, here's little thing I like to call Last Sim Standing!

So, what the smurf is going to go down here? Well, it's pretty much like Marick's X-COM thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/120987-x-com-ufo-defense-enemy-unknown-interactive-warning-nsf56k.html). I play a video game, assign EoFFers to people in the game, and report back their wacky antics with screenshots and the like.

Most people who play the Sims are sad people who want to do what they can't in real life. Teenage girls who want to see what happens if Cloud and Aeris make babies, while their neighbours, married couple Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy drop by to say hi. Lonely women who make representations of themselves with a thousand pretty (read: stupid) outfits and dating the perfect man. And me. I want to slowly torture and murder EoFFers. I am going to shut 8 of the smurfers into a house, then every week or so, I will kill one. And you will help.

So, want to be one of the lucky 8? (well, 7. I am going to be one of them!)

EDIT: All done too slow sorry.

<s>SIGN UP FORM!

Appearance: (photo would help! or if you're not comfortable with that just describe yourself)
Clothing: (just a rough idea really, but you can go into detail and tell me all about your PJs and stuff if you want!)
Starsign:
Aspiration: Pleasure/Romance/Popularity/Family/Fortune/Knowledge (PICK ONE)
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list:
Cologne/perfume, Stink, Fat, physically fit, formal wear, swimwear, underwear, facial hair, glasses, make up, full facial make up, vampire, brown hair, red hair, black hair, blonde hair, grey hair, other colours of hair, hats.

And that's all I need from you! If you own the Sims 2 and know of a bunch of clothes and hair and whatnot that you want your Sim to wear, feel free to link them to me and I'll download 'em...!</s>

I AM TOO LAZY AND/OR CONFUSED TO FILL OUT THAT FORM

The other way to participate is to vote, which anyone can do! Yes, the choice of the Sim who dies is up to you, the viewer. If I am feeling generous, maybe I will let you all choose the way they die too.

We'll also have votes on various other silly little things too, like who should get married to who and so on and so forth.

If you own the Sims 2, feel free to link me to items to download that you think should be in the house!


STARRING:

Psychotic
Rye
I'm my own MILF
I Took The Red Pill
Jessweeee
DK
Bunny
ShlupQuack
<s>Laddy</s>
scrumpleberry
Shiny
Lekana?

Rye
01-15-2009, 12:17 AM
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I love these!!! :bigsmile:

Appearance: You know how I look!
Clothing: Jeans and a nice tank top! I would have given some cool mods that my Jess sim wore, but I uninstalled Sims 2. ;;
Starsign: Cancer
Aspiration: Family
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list:

Turn on: Vampire, red hair
Turn off: fat

I recommend you get nerdy gamer shirts from a mod website, like modthesim2.com

Mister Adequate
01-15-2009, 12:18 AM
I'm in!

Appearance: Bug Rye if you don't already have pics of me.
Clothing: Mostly darker greens and blues.
Starsign: Libra? Doesn't really matter, go with whatever works best.
Aspiration: KNOWLEDGE
Turn ons: Hats and grey hair.
Turn offs: Underwear.

I Took the Red Pill
01-15-2009, 12:33 AM
Appearance: you should know pretty well but if not you can make me a black man

Clothing: full tuxedo

Starsign: sagittarius

Aspiration: Pleasure

Turn ons: Formal Wear, Brown Hair
Turn Off: Stink

Levian
01-15-2009, 12:42 AM
Haha awesome! I'll be following this.

I won't give you the joy of killing me, but I am going to play Sims 2 now! :p

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 01:12 AM
Meeeeeeeeee!

Appearance: (photo below)
I had to tone down the color because if I don't everything is just blue. Nothing seems to fix that. If you can't tell my hair is a reddish brown color (I dyed it) and my eyes are blue.

Clothing: I always wear some type of jacket or hoodie because I need pockets, and a plain T-shirt. For pants I wear jeans or a skirt that reaches my ankles. Usually I wear boots, too. I'm not too picky about that, though if you can't get them xD

Starsign: Cancer (you may as well give me a 0 for Activeness, too xD)

Aspiration: Knowledge
Turn ons: Formal wear, glasses
Turn offs: Stink

Shlup
01-15-2009, 01:12 AM
I AM MAKING SIM-RYE RIGHT NOW.

DK
01-15-2009, 01:12 AM
Appearance: Ronnie Coleman
Clothing: Ronnie Coleman
Starsign: Libra
Aspiration: Fortune

Turn on: Swimwear, Hats, Keith's Sim
Turn Offs: Blonde hair

Rye
01-15-2009, 01:21 AM
I AM MAKING SIM-RYE RIGHT NOW.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE. SHOW MEEEEEEE. :bigsmile:

I'm helping Paul out by picking out the hair mods. I found a really good one for Jessweeeee~

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 01:22 AM
Two more spots left if my math is correct and it probably isn't. Hoping for more girls to balance the thing out but I'm down with being gay.

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 01:28 AM
If you must know, I discovered that if Aerith and Cloud had a baby they would not take proper care of it and it would be left on the neighbor's sidewalk unattended.

Bunny
01-15-2009, 01:39 AM
OH ME ME ME MEMEMEMEME let me just edit this post

edit:

Appearance: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTAwMDUyNzk5NDleQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDA1MDE3MzE@._V1._SX320_SY400_.jpg
Clothing: Dark blue jeans and a black t-shirt or black hoodie.
Starsign: Libra
Aspiration: Fortune
Turn On: Glasses and Vampire
Turn Off: Fat

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 01:46 AM
Thanks to the aid of Rye I have 70 MB worth of Sims 2 crap downloaded hahaha.

Laddy
01-15-2009, 01:47 AM
Me!

Appearance: Tall, tan caucasian w/ long light brown hair, well-maintained body, silver-blue eyes. Earrings. Good shape.
Clothing: For everyday I wear stylish clothes. Usually vibrant colors and slightly revealing my chest, I wear tight pants and a tight shirt with a necklace of some sort. I wear tuxedos for formal wear, boxers for underwear, maybe boxer-briefs, I wear either sleep pants with sometimes a t-shirt, I wear loose and bright-colored trunks for swimwear, standard t-shirt fare for athletic, and sttlish city-like outerwear.
Starsign: Scorpio
Aspiration: Romance
Turn ons and turn offs: Facial and Make-Up (I'm Bisexual =p) and fatness is a turn-off

YAYAYAY!

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 01:54 AM
Thanks to the aid of Rye I have 70 MB worth of Sims 2 crap downloaded hahaha.

I always spent more time tinkering with custom content than I did actually playing.

Shlup
01-15-2009, 01:59 AM
Did you count me?

Appearance: Oh you will see.
Clothing: Also this.
Starsign: Aries?
Aspiration: You have pleasure? I thought that came with a different expansion pack. I'm really a family Sim but if you want to be creative that's fine.
Turn ons and turn offs: ON: underwear, glasses; OFF: stink

ETA: 70MB?! At one point I was up to 16GB. There was an implosion so I cut back to 5GB.

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 02:00 AM
I have Double Deluxe so yeah I have pleasure.

Also I guess now we have 9 and thus a problem. Let's start things off with a death to get us in the mood. ShlupQuack or Laddy, the last two to apply. Who do you want to see die?

Vote now!

Rye
01-15-2009, 02:04 AM
Laddy, because I wanna get gay with ShlupQuackers!

Bunny
01-15-2009, 02:05 AM
ShlupQuack because homosexuality is wrong as defined by God and The Good Book.

Laddy
01-15-2009, 02:09 AM
I vote Shlup. Can I vote?

Shiny
01-15-2009, 02:09 AM
ShlupQuack cuz babies suck.

Mister Adequate
01-15-2009, 02:14 AM
I vote to expel Laddy. Sorry Laddy!

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 02:15 AM
Guys if you vote Shlup she'll fail you for the semester D:

Shlup
01-15-2009, 02:19 AM
I applied first I just forgot the application 'cause I was TOO EXCITED.

*still making Sim Rye*

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 02:23 AM
If your Sim Rye is good, I'll vote for Laddy to die!

DK
01-15-2009, 02:29 AM
I vote for Laddy to die, Keith is all the man love I need so let's get some more womenz in the house.

I Took the Red Pill
01-15-2009, 02:36 AM
I vote for Laddy to die, Dan is all the man love I need so let's get some more womenz in the house.

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 02:39 AM
I vote Shlup 'cause I know Laddy probably really wants to be in such a Survivor-type scenario xD

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 02:40 AM
Technically he is already in the scenario when you think about it!

4-4. Oh boy this could go either way.

Laddy
01-15-2009, 02:43 AM
*crosses fingers*

EDIT-I recommend we create speeches and Psy chooses the winner since it was his idea.

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 02:45 AM
OH WAIT but Shlup is like, the #1 Sim fan of EoFF D:

THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE DECISION THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE THOUGHTLESSLY D:

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 03:09 AM
She's the #1 slowest Sim fan at EoFF.

I made this in five minutes. Most of that was spent messing with the nose slider. :monster:

(I bet it's better than her Rye!)

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 03:09 AM
She's a professional.

Shlup
01-15-2009, 03:11 AM
Good job making Rye a Chinese hooker.

Here's a non-horrible version, though all I had was 3/4 shots so it's not super fab.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/sims/ryer.jpg

Rye
01-15-2009, 03:13 AM
Fruit cake. xD I'm scared to know how long you made my nose.

Shlup's Rye sim makes me so happy inside! It's so realistic!

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 03:14 AM
Yeah. Well. Uh. I got her hair righter. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/emot-colbert.gif

anyway yeah it's a good Rye so as promised, sorry Laddy, goodbye, time to die.

Laddy
01-15-2009, 03:14 AM
*weeps in corner*

Shlup
01-15-2009, 03:14 AM
You don't have Seasons so I can't wear my strawberry raincoat! RAGE!

*uploading Sims*

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 03:16 AM
You're gonna have to tell me how to stick 'em in the game too as I imagine putting them in downloads won't cut it.

Man my crappy sims will look so out of place compared to these hahaha.

Bunny
01-15-2009, 03:21 AM
Make me now, Shlup!

Shlup
01-15-2009, 03:23 AM
Just putting them into Downloads is fine. Unless you have the CleanInstaller program the .sims2pak will take care of things itself anyway.

ETA: I don't know how to make non-cute things.

Bunny
01-15-2009, 03:24 AM
Just putting them into Downloads is fine. Unless you have the CleanInstaller program the .sims2pak will take care of things itself anyway.

ETA: I don't know how to make non-cute things.

You cut me very deep.

Shlup
01-15-2009, 03:51 AM
Okay so you've seen Rye (http://www.mediafire.com/?nxmjhy19ymo).

Now I (http://www.mediafire.com/?9gjxbjefhbz) come with a full wardrobe (actually I included a similar set of PJs, but not that exact set), which should be put in the Downloads folder. (I made the dress, hat, and jammies myself! Woo!)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/sims/shlupdoll.jpg

I also uploaded the default replacement skin and eyes if you want to be less of a failure, Psy. Each set is in a folder either called "Skin" or "Eyes" already. button (http://www.mediafire.com/?10jwejzjntg)

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 03:51 AM
Sorry Laddy, I don't have light brown hair. I went with blonde. :monster: I think the outfit is fabulous though! Vibrant colours and tight, right?

Day 1: Laddy's Misfortune

This was it, the big day! EoFF Last Sim Standing would begin. All of the Sims were excited. They were looking forward to cleaning up puddles of urine and setting microwaves on fire. For one of them, however, this was nothing more than a fantasy. His final fantasy. (yeah shut up)

Taxis were to be sent out to all of the EoFFers to pick them up and take them to their new home. Each of them scrambled inside, waiting for their new life to begin.

A short ride later, the cabbie, a short squat fellow, he says "this is it, guvnah." and ushers Laddy out of his Taxi.
"Thanks", he calls after the trail of dust departing into the distance. The driver sure seems to be in a hurry.

Anyway, better go inside and meet the housemates!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/laddy01.jpg

Wait...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/laddy02.jpg

Uh...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/laddy03.jpg

Oh no...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/laddy04.jpg

WHERE THE HELL AM I?!

Rye
01-15-2009, 03:52 AM
PAUL IS USING THE UGLY SKIN TONE YOU HATE. :bigsmile:

Oh my god. xD Good job on finding the gayest vest ever.

Laddy
01-15-2009, 03:56 AM
I actually loo kinda like that!
At least I'll die beautiful!

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 03:57 AM
xDDDDD

Shlup
01-15-2009, 03:58 AM
The defaults are better than the nasty Enyala ones at least.

Also... AHAHAHAHAHA. Laddy.

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 05:14 AM
Day 1: Meet the EoFFockers

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/thegang.jpg

L to R: Jessweee, MILF, Bunny, Psychotic, ShlupQuack, Rye, DK, Red Pill.

I particularly like how Jessweee's boob is clipping through her hair.

Note to Shlup: Your formal wear thing didn't come with the hat in the picture. But I don't give enough of a crap to find out what went wrong so you're going to be hatless. Also the pictured pajamas weren't there, but there were some in the same style (but green with "Rancid" on) made by some crazy person calling themselves "Plum" so I used those instead.

Note to Keith: There are no tuxedos in default wear, only formal wear. I hope you accept this outfit to be suitably suave enough for a man like you.

I'll make the house and stuff tomorrow.

Bunny
01-15-2009, 05:16 AM
I look emo

I Took the Red Pill
01-15-2009, 06:00 AM
Note to Keith: There are no tuxedos in default wear, only formal wear. I hope you accept this outfit to be suitably suave enough for a man like you.Dear god I love you.

Shlup
01-15-2009, 06:12 AM
Yeah the hat has to be put on manually. I wasn't going to include it at all 'cause I figured you wouldn't use it, but then I did. No big deal either way. And, yes, I said I ended up including different pajamas. I'm actually wearing those right now is why. xD

Sim Psy is pretty foxy, btw.

Fonzie
01-15-2009, 06:14 AM
Add me, so just basically just give me a lighter shade of your hair.

Shlup
01-15-2009, 06:23 AM
You can only have eight Sims in a house.

qwertysaur
01-15-2009, 06:31 AM
You will but a random cactus there to represent me Psy. In a random green room. A huge room with a cactus. And a door. Also the best way to kill people is with the cow plant xD

scrumpleberry
01-15-2009, 11:19 AM
stop making me want to install this game again

must resist

I had so many completely freaking fabulous downloads as well! If I hadn't deleted them I would have given you all of them!

Laddy
01-15-2009, 12:36 PM
OMG, I own Bunny's shirt!

Levian
01-15-2009, 12:36 PM
What will happen to the last sim standing?

Rantz
01-15-2009, 12:59 PM
The last sim standing will take a shower, eat a snack, swim in the pool, take another shower, pee their pants and fall asleep on the floor.

Rye
01-15-2009, 01:19 PM
Hahaha, you used the same hair and clothes for Hux as I used! :bigsmile:

Keith is beyond suave. xD

I Don't Need A Name
01-15-2009, 02:17 PM
Keith has already won guys!

Shiny
01-15-2009, 03:27 PM
MILF's sim looks like Michael Jackson during his wavy hair period. It's disturbing. ;__;

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 03:35 PM
Day 1: A Tour of Hell

Firstly I'll give you a little tour of the house. I appreciate it looks like crap, but you have to remember I am a heterosexual male. smurf interior design.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house01.jpg

The art zone! The housemates have literally just walked in the door and the first thing Dan does is paint a picture. Meanwhile, Shlup and Keith negotiate a price.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house02.jpg

Sofa area, flatscreen TV, and of course, an Xbox 360. It was either thar or a Wii, and hey, I have half the smurfing house on my XBL friends list, so... Expect this to be the site of many a bagging.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house03.jpg

A more traditional gaming area. I, for one, look forward to boisterous games of strip poker. And strip chess. And strip darts. I'm slightly disappointed the game lacks a tiddlywinks set, though.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house04.jpg

Fire Zone. I'm going to have to work out how to install a sprinkler system. Someone tell me how. These Sims are only dying when we say so, damnit!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house06.jpg

Bedroom. 6 single beds and a double bed. I am smart.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house07.jpg

qwerty's bowl-o-rama. For some stupid reason there is no cactus to buy. I hope this suffices. Maybe I'll download one soon though.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house08.jpg

Because everybody loves decking. Also, hot tub and bbq.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house10.jpg

Rooftop zen garden of faggotry. I just wanted somewhere to put the telescope. Also I made a ledge for suicidal sims to jump from. Right now it is occupied by a gnome. I hope he realises he has plenty to live for.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house09.jpg

Outdoor bathroom complex. Yeah I'll probably make those doors a bit more centered. I wasn't really paying attention when I put them up.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house11.jpg

Nothing says class like toilet stalls. Also bookcases for obvious reasons.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house12.jpg

Classy gold sinks and expensive mirrors. There are only three of these, but four toilet stalls. I am indeed an evil genius. :radred:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/house13.jpg

And finally, his-'n'-hers shower rooms. The female one is bigger.

Yeah not especially exciting but it sets the scene. NEXT TIME: What did the Sims get up to on Day 1? And just what happened to Laddy?

DK
01-15-2009, 03:37 PM
Check my cultured ass self. Ronniangelo is a master artist.

Bunny
01-15-2009, 03:37 PM
Why are all the rooms so massive and empty?

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 03:40 PM
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Old Manus
01-15-2009, 04:48 PM
This is the Sims. All rooms need to look large and empty otherwise nobody will have space to move around in their chessboard-esque squares.

Cuchulainn
01-15-2009, 04:56 PM
That almost-naked black guy is the most disturbing thing I've seen since I accidentily stood on a mirror when I got out of the shower & looked down.

DK
01-15-2009, 05:33 PM
http://st.blog.cz/a/aligathor.blog.cz/obrazky/8139367.jpg

http://www.hardcorebodybuildingontheweb.com/precontestbible/Ronnie_Coleman_2.jpg

http://www.fibo.de/bilder/fibo_power/athleten/king_ronnie_website_klein.jpg

scrumpleberry
01-15-2009, 06:40 PM
For god's sake, someone send this man a link to some fucking decent giant houses! Psy, get your arse over to parsimonious! And also research boolprop and rosebud if you don't know about them already.

Mister Adequate
01-15-2009, 07:10 PM
I laughed at how I look identical here to in Rye's game.
I laughed at how the Jesses wear Uggs.
I laughed at how Bunny is emo.
I laughed at how Ronnie Coleman.
I love how suave Mister Pill is.

This is the best thread currently active and you will god damned make sure you see it through to conclusion.

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 07:13 PM
For god's sake, someone send this man a link to some smurfing decent giant houses! Psy, get your arse over to parsimonious! And also research boolprop and rosebud if you don't know about them already.Yeah I cheated my fucking way to all this stuff believe you me. The lot alone cost 18k, and the house and the crap in it have got to be pushing 200k.

Anyway, the thing about this isn't really to show off some pretty house. The house is just where it's happening. The Sims will be the stars of the show. If people want me to add some more stuff to the house, k, cool, give me ideas/link me to downloads etc. and I'll stuff them in.

We do need a lot of space for executions, though. ;)

Bunny
01-15-2009, 08:24 PM
But.. Big Brother has a nice house. That's basically what this is except with eventual death.

qwertysaur
01-15-2009, 09:00 PM
I love the bowling alley :)

Anyway you should remember these cheats for insane fun times xD

motherload = 50,000 simoleans instantly.

help = A list of most codes.

boolProp_testingcheatsenabled:True = Debug Menu. When it's active and you hold shift when you click on something, you can use the debug commands. Some are really odd though. Like the mailbox can make all your sims happy. If you do this on a newspaper, you can get the job specific items that can be a lot of fun. (COW PLANT!!!!!) The best ones are the cow plant from Natural Scientist, and the Paranormal one that lets you buy back dead people. :D

moveobjects:on = move stuff that you can normally never move. You can even move the trashcan and mailbox. Just never sell the mailbox. It bugs the game since Visitors are programmed to go to the mailbox when visiting you for some reason. But it is fun to sell piles of garbage or the old newspapers.

Now fr a massive amount of downloads that I feel like pointing out :D

Click here for cacti. (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=226811) :p
Here are some (http://www.modthesims2.com/browse.php?f=385&showType=1&tag=Final+Fantasy) FF things that are awesome and you should fill the EoFF house with :p
You know that about half of EoFF dreams of sleeping in these bedsheets (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=106588) ;)
These (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=291200)just make me happy
These assorted items (http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=132725) are what Rye and Shlup would want in their kitchen.
I'm done for now :D

Laddy
01-15-2009, 09:05 PM
The house looks...empty. Silly straight guys!

I'm SOOOOO excited! *nerdgsam*

scrumpleberry
01-15-2009, 09:29 PM
qwerty, I didn't know you were a simster :o

If you want great hair(/incredibly girly hair) go here (http://www.raonsims.com/main/main.php) - Yes you do have to join up, but it's quick and free and they don't bother you.
If you want great furnishings and over the top fantasy stuff, go here (http://www.parsimonious.org/)
If you want incredibly, ridiculously pretty furnishings, go here - Well, simsinparis is down atm >: ( I'll tell you when it's back up
If you want generally pretty rather azn clothes/hair etc. go here (http://www.peggyzone.com/html/EN/index.html)
If you want a lot of good stuff including furnishings and tradional azn things go here (http://www.xmsims.com/sims2/ehtm/main/index.htm)

I could show you many more :bigsmile: But I'm sure you're recoiling in fear already :mog:

(p.s: this is also for the members who are sims, so you can bug Psy to buy you clothes and hair :D)

Some houses on parsims, I can't remember anywhere else that does decent houses...

Big, pretty and furnished (http://www.parsimonious.org/realestate2/pages/home_large/k8rthe_round_house.shtml) with enough rooms.
"Gnome Village" (http://www.parsimonious.org/realestate2/pages/home_large/jcrgnome_village.shtml)- only 6 bedrooms, but I'm sure a couple of people could bunk together if need be...

Psychotic
01-15-2009, 10:50 PM
Day 1: Gender Confusal

So, where we we? Oh yes, Shlup and Keith were discussing a sexual deal, while Dan took up art. Let's rejoin the crew!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day01.jpg

Rye decides she wants to paint too. Meanwhile, Huxley and Bunny discuss their prom dresses.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day02.jpg

Shlup, having been rejected by Keith, then takes up playing darts with Psychotic, but she apparently has ulterior motives in mind...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day03.jpg

Keith even makes spraying a TV dinner everywhere look sophisticated.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day06.jpg

Dan finished his picture, a lovely rendition of a woman in green. However, it seems as though Rye has copied him, and that man does not look happy!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day04.jpg

I have to get a lot of mileage out of gay jokes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day05.jpg

I haven't had a picture with Jessweee in it, so here's her, Bunny and MILF going bowling with qwerty. Huxley gets so excited, he jumps and cheers whenever anyone hits anything. It's so precious!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day07.jpg

Jessweeee and Shlup make this huge mess. I'm not entirely sure how they did that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day08.jpg

No caption required.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day09.jpg

Wait, so I have the boys squealing over shoes in the bathroom, and the girls are talking about football? Jesus christ this is one gender confused house.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day10.jpg

Dear Diary,

Today I met the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. Also I don't know why I am writing in you while sitting on the bathroom floor.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day11.jpg

Jessweeeee makes hotdogs! ...boy, they sure look appetising. :barf:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day12.jpg

Nobody wants to eat them. :monster:

Night time falls and I read the thread. People are displeased because they don't like the house. It's all bare or something. Alright smurfers, we'll do this your way.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day14.jpg

Here's the redesigned kitchen, encorporating qwerty's strawberry gear. See? Suggest things to me and I'll put them in! The system works!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day15.jpg

Coffee table, mini bar, Pokeball rug.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day16.jpg

This is a nice little seating area outside for a couple of Sims.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day17.jpg

This is the bedroom. I added balloons, a photo booth, and a mothersmurfing Ghost. JUST BECAUSE I CAN, ASSHOLES.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day18.jpg

Immediately after I added all this crap, I go and do this. He looks like I feel!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day19.jpg

A touching heterosexual moment between Bunny and Keith. Incidentally, there's a nice little :love: triangle forming there. MILF and Keith both love Bunny, but they're not fond of each other.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day13.jpg

These guys did this for the rest of the evening. Kind of wish I hadn't used up my strip poker joke now.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day20.jpg

Two men in love. :heart:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day22.jpg

Bunny and Keith unite over their hatred of Huxley's stanky ass.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day21.jpg

To end the day, here's a shot of all 8 inmates. We can see the new paintings by Dan and Rye on the wall. Bunny apparently hates me, and Huxley loves himself. Bless.

Oh, yeah, by the way

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/laddy05.jpg

this guy pretty much died.


scrumplybaby:

You know, I actually am a member of raon sims. It's where I got my own Sim's (perfect) hair from :laugh: Any furnishings in particular you want to suggest?

As for moving house, maybe. I'm kind of attached to my AWESOME (it really is) house but we don't have to stay here forever.

Jessweeee♪
01-15-2009, 10:53 PM
Hahahaha, long hair is so weird on this game, it looks really funny when you're giving the sim commands xD

Also, DON'T LET THE GNOME NEAR THE JUICE MAKER THING D:


...oh wait, wrong game >.>


EDIT:

OMG that picture of Keith on the bathroom floor xDDD


I can't cook for the life of me IRL, either, so don't let my Sim self kill the other housemates.

Laddy
01-15-2009, 11:24 PM
I dieeeeeeeed!

Hilarious-ness! I love it!

Bunny
01-15-2009, 11:43 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day19.jpg

It looks like I have boobs.

Rantz
01-15-2009, 11:47 PM
Am I the only one seeing my enormous rack in this picture?

I was trying to be courteous and not mention it, but you know... :(

Shiny
01-15-2009, 11:50 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day08.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day10.jpg

That is priceless! :laugh:

Needs a death by phallus though.

DK
01-16-2009, 12:36 AM
Take a good look, boys and girls. Challenging all the females in the house to a game of strip poker when the only item of clothing he owns in the world is a small pair of red panties is the work of a true master of the strip poker craft.

Rye
01-16-2009, 12:38 AM
Take a good look, boys and girls. Challenging all the females in the house to a game of strip poker when the only item of clothing he owns in the world is a small pair of red panties is the work of a true master of the strip poker craft.

dhshfdshgjdrjgsadask xDDD

I love the Hux stink photo.

Shlup
01-16-2009, 01:23 AM
Dear Psy,

The sprinkler system comes with University. Just be sure you have a smoke detector and you should be fine.

Strawberry kitchen is win.

Anything you see that you want but people are trying to charge money for it you can get for free here (paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty).

I would like to make the following suggestions for decor: 1 (http://linna.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=288620), 2 (http://linna.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=288621), 3 (http://linna.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=288766), 4 (http://linna.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=296561), anything by her (http://www.modthesims2.com/member.php?u=117050) of her (http://www.modthesims2.com/member.php?u=91599).

And I think the house is nice. My houses tend to cramped and cluttered but it makes Sims crabby.

I Took the Red Pill
01-16-2009, 02:13 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day10.jpg
My life is complete.

Psychotic
01-16-2009, 02:31 AM
Day 2: Clothes optional

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird1.jpg
The day begins as Dan leaves the girls to play cards.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird2.jpg

He stinks to high hell and is covered with green stink lines. What does he do? He goes from bed to bed, lying in each one for only five seconds or so, stinking every single one up. I don't know why the smurf he did that but it was hilarious.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird3.jpg

Keith clogs the toilet and pisses all over the floor, and yet I still want to have sex with him because of that outfit.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird4.jpg

Whoa what the hell did I miss here.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird5.jpg

Apparently they both wish it had been Keith instead!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird6.jpg

"When we're married, will you buy me pretty things?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird7.jpg

The man does this for hours. He hasn't been to bed at all. He just does endless shots of coffee, then juggles the cups, over and over.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird8.jpg

Dan makes himself some food, and passes out in the kitchen. Meanwhile, Bunny asks MILF if they can hold hands, and Keith does his thing.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird9.jpg

Bunny is the world's most retarded Sim, and Rye agrees. Whenever he gets up from the table, he complains the chair he was sitting in is in the way and refuses to move until I do something about it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird10.jpg

Psychotic wakes up, and discovers Dan's unconscious body. Evidently he plans to teabag him. Just look at him!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird11.jpg

These Sims seriously smurfing love their cards, don't they?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird12.jpg

I love this photo. Keith was playing on the Xbox and was yelling and whooping and getting all excited. Then the moment Shlup walks in, well...see for yourself!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird13.jpg

The whore and the prude make breakfast.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird14.jpg

Rye makes an awkward comment about Huxley's balls. Bunny is shocked, Psychotic is disgusted.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird15.jpg

Keith walks past Dan's prone body and starts crying about him. I don't even know.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird16.jpg

Shlup decides it's time for a naked barbeque.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird17.jpg

Dan wakes up just in time to eat her hotdogs. I like to think he's saying "You should take your clothes off and join us."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird18.jpg

THIRD WHEEL. Just look at their faces. They want him gone! (incidentally, Huxley doesn't like Rye in this game. He only has a 9 for her. She's 38 for him though, bless.)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird19.jpg

Rye tries to score some alone time, but Huxley ignores her. Oh no!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird20.jpg

Naked astronomy? My smurfing thread views are going to be the roof if she keeps this up.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird21.jpg

The underwear craze spreads.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird22.jpg

Seriously why are they obsessed with cards. As soon as one Sim stops playing, another one comes in to take their place.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird23.jpg

Dan wakes up from a nap, and immediately he turns on the stereo, waking up a sleeping Rye.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird24.jpg

Look at him go!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird25.jpg

Well, she doesn't seem too pissed off about it all!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird26.jpg

Oh my god. I want to laugh, cry and vomit simultaneously.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird27.jpg

I turned my back on them for a couple of minutes to take care of something else, and when I go back, this had happened. Shot down!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird28.jpg

I want her so bad. :(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird29.jpg

What was I thinking?!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird30.jpg

3 minutes to midnight, and I am greeted with this.

What will happen on Day 3? Will the fire kill everyone? Will Dan get another kiss out of Rye? Will Shlup put some clothes on? And will Keith finally smurfing go to bed? (he's been up for 36 hours now)

Jessweeee♪
01-16-2009, 02:38 AM
What did I just get finished telling you, sim self, STOP COOKING >:[

Mister Adequate
01-16-2009, 02:42 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird26.jpg

This may be the greatest thing ever produced by man or machine.

Laddy
01-16-2009, 02:44 AM
Best. Couple. Ever.

Rye
01-16-2009, 02:45 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/weird24.jpg

:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Jessweeee♪
01-16-2009, 02:46 AM
DK and ITRP are the weirdest Sims I've ever seen. And I've seen some weird Sims!

Shlup
01-16-2009, 02:47 AM
SHLUP WILL NOT PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

lol every1 loves the naked blackie

Next time you have Rye selected open the cheat box and enter stretchskeleton 0.5

Bunny
01-16-2009, 02:48 AM
You say retarded, I say demanding. You move the chair, my hands are too pretty.

Psychotic
01-16-2009, 02:55 AM
Downloading all the stuff Shlup linked to right now. Day 3 is only an hour or so old, and it's been pretty crazy too. I don't know how long they can keep it up.

Also yeah I love Dan and Keith's sims, they're both really entertaining. I hope neither of them dies any time soon.

Shlup
01-16-2009, 03:30 AM
Well someone needs to die soon so Rye can get knocked up with a black child.

Dignified Pauper
01-16-2009, 03:35 AM
Psy, this is pretty brilliant if I do say so myself. I am quite impressed!

Also, ... how is Dan strangely black and almost naked and making the craze spread...?

DK
01-16-2009, 04:03 AM
ahahahah I swear to god I love this so much. That little tactic of going around making everyones bed smell like :skull::skull::skull::skull: just for the hell of it is such a me move. And then randomly turning the whole house into a bunch of pantie wearers. Got Jiggy with Shlup and Rye in the same day, ate my ass some hot dogs and at some point passed out on the floor. Awesome.

Levian
01-16-2009, 07:46 AM
Lovin' it. xD Made the school day go just that much faster!

Rantz
01-16-2009, 08:47 AM
This is my favourite faux-reality show ever. :heart:

Momiji
01-16-2009, 01:39 PM
I can't believe I didn't notice this, or I would have signed up too. This is hilarious.

Mogi
01-16-2009, 03:08 PM
This is absolutely amazing.
XD

Old Manus
01-16-2009, 03:35 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/day16.jpg

This is a nice little seating area outside for a couple of Sims.I bet they have wild garden parties with that rockin' getup

Rye
01-16-2009, 05:22 PM
I want more Ronnie love!

Bunny
01-16-2009, 05:28 PM
Don't we all.

I Don't Need A Name
01-16-2009, 06:05 PM
this is THE greatest tread ever!

Dignified Pauper
01-16-2009, 06:36 PM
This truly might be the greatest thread ever put in EoFF.

DK
01-16-2009, 06:51 PM
I want more Ronnie love!

It was all going well, we were just casually making out an' shiet but being in that position I just couldn't resist the urge to see if I could fit my big bald head in one of your nostrils. It worked but you weren't happy about it. I think it was what you call a "mood killer".

qwertysaur
01-16-2009, 07:34 PM
How did I forget to mention this code?
aging:off
You don't want your Sims to get old on you when making things like this, so turn it on as soon as you start the Sims up again. If any EoFF babies pop up, then turn it back on :p

Some of the things Sims do is so moronic that you have to laugh about it xD. Like really messy Sims will lick plates clean instead of Washing them. :p Also if a Sim needs a shower but can't find one, he/she will take a sponge bath with a sink xD. (I had a Sim do this in public once)

When people start Dying, keep the graves. Ghosts of Dead Sims will come out at night and do ghost things xD. I'll go through all the ways to die.
Fire. Burn!
Shock. Zappy Zap.
Starvation. Self Explanatory
Drowning. Again, explains itself
sickness. Do I have to explain this?
Fright. This one is kinda hard to plan for. Get scared enough by a ghost or a vampire to get this one.
Flies. Yes, if the room is messy enough, a swarm of flies will devour a Sim.
Satellite. there is a slight chance that if a Sim Stargazes, a random Satellite will crash from space on the Sim, instant Death. xD
Eaten. If you have a cow plant, It eats Sims if you don't feed it.
Old Age. How they are supposed to die. Also is Boring xD

With the exception of Old Age, Cow Plant and Drowning, you can plead with the Grim Reaper to not have the Sim Die and save him/her instead. Depending on how the Sim died, they act different as ghosts and are different colors. A Sim eaten by the cow plant likes to taunt it when he/she is out as a ghost :p


Finally you need to get 8 desks with computers, and make all 8 EoFF Sims go on the internet. xD (If they ever stop playing poker)

Rye
01-16-2009, 07:41 PM
I want more Ronnie love!

It was all going well, we were just casually making out an' shiet but being in that position I just couldn't resist the urge to see if I could fit my big bald head in one of your nostrils. It worked but you weren't happy about it. I think it was what you call a "mood killer".

I'm surprised I even felt it! I'm sure your big bald head doesn't each come a mile within touching either size of my giant nostrils.

Mister Adequate
01-16-2009, 07:44 PM
I want more Ronnie love!

It was all going well, we were just casually making out an' shiet but being in that position I just couldn't resist the urge to see if I could fit my big bald head in one of your nostrils. It worked but you weren't happy about it. I think it was what you call a "mood killer".

I'm surprised I even felt it! I'm sure your big bald head doesn't each come a mile within touching either size of my giant nostrils.

There's a civlization of nose-cave people living up her left nostril! They're trying to expand to the right but it's a long way to go, you know?

DK
01-16-2009, 07:46 PM
I want more Ronnie love!

It was all going well, we were just casually making out an' shiet but being in that position I just couldn't resist the urge to see if I could fit my big bald head in one of your nostrils. It worked but you weren't happy about it. I think it was what you call a "mood killer".

I'm surprised I even felt it! I'm sure your big bald head doesn't each come a mile within touching either size of my giant nostrils.

Well you know how it is. Girl tells a guy he can put it in and it ends up in her nose. Men are such pigs.

I Took the Red Pill
01-16-2009, 08:25 PM
I like my Sim better than the real me.

Shiny
01-16-2009, 11:25 PM
I wanna see someone get abducted by an alien and then impregnated by an alien.

scrumpleberry
01-16-2009, 11:39 PM
I wanna see someone get abducted by an alien and then impregnated by an alien.

My god yes. How did I forget about the aliens? DO IT :o

Rantz
01-16-2009, 11:47 PM
Also if anyone makes a baby boy I call dibs on having it called Rantzien. >:O

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 12:03 AM
Day 3: Burn baby, burn.

Last time we saw Jessweee trying to burn the house down. The smoke detector is going off, but the firecrew can't get in because I have no door to the outside. Oops.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire1.jpg

Luckily, Jessweee takes down the fire all by herself.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire2.jpg

Unfortunately, nearly burning to death turns Dan and Huxley into quivering wrecks.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire4.jpg

uh...okay. Apparently they have imaginary friends now. You can't see this guy unless you click on either Dan or Huxley. I don't know what the smurf but alright!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire5.jpg

Rye weeps as her two men are reduced to blubbering wrecks.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire6.jpg

The little crush noise plays and I check it out and lo and behold, Psychotic and Jessweee now like each other. What the hell was my pick up line? "Hey baby, I saw how you nearly killed us all...and it got me hard".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire7.jpg

Dan is now sane again. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Huxley, who has befriended a volleyball in a hat.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire8.jpg

Ooh, shut down!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire9.jpg

Keith finally goes to bed!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire10.jpg

Huxley is definitely slowly going insane. Right now he is eating what Jesswee cooked. Even though it's, y'know, been on fire. And it's probably covered with a mountain of fire extinguisher foam. She's like "dude, what the smurf are you doing?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire11.jpg

Keith pisses all over the floor. Without the outfit, he is just a disgusting loser.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire12.jpg

And look who has to clean it up. Also yeah I redecorated the bedroom with a wallpaper Shlup linked to...and a Tidus bedspread because that is so incredibly nerdy :laugh: The moogle one qwerty linked to 404'd when I tried to download it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire14.jpg

Stinky Jessweeee confiscates Huxley's new friend in order to make him sane. Let's see if it worked.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire13.jpg

Oh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire15.jpg

Speaking of stink, Rye and Dan are having a contest to see who can gross the other Sims out the most. Incidentally, say goodbye to that smurfing card table. It's all those assholes do all day so I deleted it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire17.jpg

This devastates Keith. :(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire18.jpg

"Hey baby, if I buy you a flower, will you kiss me?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire19.jpg

"A flower? You cheapskate. How about you buy me some smurfing gold?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire20.jpg

Keith then gets undressed again. Remember those naked hotdogs Shlup made yesterday? This is the last of them. It is green and covered in flies. Keith eats half of it, chokes and retches. He then eats the rest of it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire21.jpg

Will someone else be joining the underwear club tomorrow?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire22.jpg

I think he's just trying to get attention from Jessweee.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire23.jpg

This time I put a door in, so Fireman Mitch saves the day.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire24.jpg

And yet again, the sight of fire sends Dan and Huxley loco and their imaginary doctor friend pops up to help them.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire25.jpg

Oh why couldn't you have done that during the fire.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire26.jpg

Shlup takes her public indecency to a whole 'nother level.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire27.jpg

She then actually puts clothes on and tries to escape the house through the new door!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire28.jpg

In case you were wondering what Bunny has been doing, he's been dreaming about the stock exchange.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire29.jpg

I love this. Dan's Sim starts complaining that he needs a piss. Alright then, go piss. Instead, he goes and pours himself a drink. (he later pissed on the floor right by the bar, and carried on drinking)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire30.jpg

Jesus christ does nobody know how to put a book away?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire31.jpg

Whoa whoa whoa nearly missed this one. On the one hand, I just made out. :cool: ...on the other hand, it was with Shlup. :-/

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire32.jpg

The two lovebirds go into the kitchen. Shlup makes lunch. Psychotic breaks down and cries. She must be a really bad kisser.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire33.jpg

Oh Huxley, you so crayzay.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire34.jpg

This never happens.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire35.jpg

I love this one. Jessweee is gossiping to Psychotic about Hux. "Haha that MILF guy is smurfing crazy, he thinks that volleyball is his girlfriend". He is clearly going to stick a fork into her ear while she sleeps.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire36.jpg

Bunny finally wakes up. The first thing he does is to drink alcohol.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire37.jpg

He soon forms a drinking club, as the lads talk about sport. I think they've put all this girly nonsense behind them.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire38.jpg

Rye has a KICKIN' party.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire39.jpg

"You simply must tell me where you bought that lipstick, dah-ling!" ...I stand corrected.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire40.jpg

Okay seriously dude knock it off now it's kind of creepy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire41.jpg

Saucepan Row.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire42.jpg

Dan wakes up, and like yesterday, the first thing he does is to put on some music and dance to it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire43.jpg

And just like yesterday, look who comes to join him. They boogie for a bit.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire47.jpg

Then they just stand there staring awkwardly for a while. It kind of reminds me of that scene from the Simpsons with Selma and Troy McClure attempting to have sex. "Why don't you come over here and make yourself more comfortable?" "How about YOU come over here and make YOURself more comfortable!"

Anyway, as Sims only seem to do stuff when I am not watching, I decide to go and watch the other Sims.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire45.jpg

Shlup gives qwerty a show.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire44.jpg

Bunny complains to Jessweee about my design choices.

Alright, let's see what Rye and Dan are doing!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire46.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire48.jpg

...oh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/fire49.jpg

On the stroke of midnight, Huxley, Volleyball, Shlup and Jessweeee are all hanging out in the shower. I am not entirely sure why.

Rye
01-17-2009, 12:13 AM
My Sim is so weird. I'm either sitting alone, or sexual harassing Ronnie.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 12:16 AM
Yeah your sim used to be the most boring in the house until the Ronnie thing. Then it was mine until today when he was pretty much the star of the show. (hon. mentions go to Keith, Huxley and Dan though) Now it's Bunny who is boring. Hopefully he'll do something insane tomorrow.

Mister Adequate
01-17-2009, 12:20 AM
More hilarity! I love how this place is already degrading into massive insanity.

Shiny
01-17-2009, 12:31 AM
Jessewee is a pyro
Dan is a freak of nature who likes to sob, wear mankinis, and stare at Rye's crotch while he's dancing
MILF has kidnapped Wilson from the movie Castaway
Rye has a fetish for ripped black men
Bunny is an alcoholic
Paul likes cleaning urine
Keith squats when he pees
And apparently both Dan and Shlup can levitate

qwertysaur
01-17-2009, 12:56 AM
Your Sims are going crazy because they have aspirations and are not fulfilling any of them. You can use the tombstone of Life and Death to adjust the meter if you get tired of everyone doing nothing but mope and freak out and get visited by the invisable Shrink :p And you saw the spongebath I can tell. xD Your books are everywhere because apparently everyone is messy, so you might want to force one of your Sims to hire a maid. To do that you will need a phone. :p Also unless the saucepans are removed, Sims will be too stupid to move them out of the way and will take more and more out. :p

I Took the Red Pill
01-17-2009, 01:39 AM
I always knew you'd have to mop my piss from the floor someday, Paul.

Shlup
01-17-2009, 01:59 AM
I'll have you know I'm a great kisser.

And his name's Professor Von Ball.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 02:59 AM
Day 4: The bathroom is the most romantic room in the house, apparently.

Let's see if Bunny is doing anything exciting!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce1.jpg

Meh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce2.jpg

Whoa hello. I pissed all over the floor, and the second I stepped out of the stall, Shlup kisses my face off. Apparently she finds men who can't aim to be a turn on.

Also notice the potty I bought for Rye. :monster:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce3.jpg

We then share a romantic moment, mopping up my urine. Also jesus christ what the hell did I do in that toilet.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce4.jpg

The master at work again.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce5.jpg

I think she just realises what she has gotten herself into.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce6.jpg

Oh boy, a candelit TV dinner! Also notice festering saucepan row.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce7.jpg

Huh. I guess that didn't go so well. Note to self: Do not ask girl to mop up my piss and then share warmed up food with plastic cutlery on the first date. Save it until after we smurf.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce8.jpg

I eventually decide I have to get involved (I hate doing that. Usually I just let the Sims smurf about and do whatever) and order a mass clean up of the kitchen. Shlup and Jessweeee then both lay into Bunny about the mess!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce9.jpg

"Congratulations dude, your girlfriend's a bitch".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce10.jpg

The drinking club is open for business again, standing about in Dan's piss. Speaking of, let's see what he painted.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce11.jpg

Oh. That's original.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce12.jpg

Bunny is still fuming.
"And then those whores told me the plague-ridden saucepans were my fault. See what happens when you give them the vote?"
"Yeah yeah that's great dude now shut up and let me bowl".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce13.jpg

Oh for the love of. Just smurf and get it out of your systems.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce14.jpg

The green thing above their heads means they have become best friends. Boy. This is awkward.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce15.jpg

And everybody who is awake begins to get drunk. At 7 AM. Also I love how Dan finds Shlup repulsive.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce16.jpg

I don't know why they all have their backs to each other. "Hey, wouldn't it be weird if we were all famous internet stars and people were watching everything we did?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce17.jpg

Wow, apparently Shlup's idea freaked me out.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce18.jpg

"So why do you keep painting the same picture, dude?"
"Well my good fellow, it's a metaphor for human suffering. You see, the green represents..."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce19.jpg

World's most exciting Sim goes to sleep in his favourite spot and dreams of Shlup. Is he going to try to steal her from Psychotic?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce20.jpg

Jessweee is the latest crier. Meanwhile, Rye dreams of toilets.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce21.jpg

Well at least someone's enjoying themselves.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce22.jpg

This is pretty not gay.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce23.jpg

Stinky Rye wakes up and gets into the hot tub. "If I wear a bikini, will the thread views increase?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce24.jpg

Literally that is all she did in the hot tub. Got in, talked about ratings, got out. And bizarrely, now her and Dan are best friends. Stop being friends you faggots and smurf.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce25.jpg

The Poor Hygiene Society meet in the kitchen.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce26.jpg

Bunny corners Shlup in the bathroom and makes his move! Will it suceed?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce27.jpg

No.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce28.jpg

"The vote's coming up soon. Better take my clothes off and make hot dogs. I mean hey, it worked for Shlup, right?" TAKE A SHOWER FIRST WOMAN. UGH.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce29.jpg

"Keith, want a hot d-"
"Oh my god you stink get away from me".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce30.jpg

"Am I straight? What do you think?" asks Dan as he playfully splashes me with water.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce31.jpg

An old friend is back.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce32.jpg

Finally!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce33.jpg

"They all think I'm out of my tree. Well, I'll show them! We'll see who's out of their tree when I fire this ray gun at them! ...oh wait it's just a telescope".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce34.jpg

Keith joins the sausage fest and they talk about musical theatre. Honestly, the game wants me to write gay jokes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce35.jpg

Who is this green woman and why do they keep painting her?!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce36.jpg

Two of the boys head to bed, but luckily Keith is joined by his favourite fashion buddy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce37.jpg

Bunny sells his rendition of the green woman for $2. Keith is impressed he got so much money for it. I mean the market is probably flooded with the things.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce38.jpg

what the smurf

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce39.jpg

Jess and Huxley discuss her sordid past working in the red light district.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce40.jpg

Hahahaha look at the look on his face that is so sinister.

Anyway, Dan got up and went to the bathroom, and then Rye just happened to use the bathroom at the same time. You're not fooling anyone, you obvious bitch!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce41.jpg

I guess we know who the woman is in this relationship.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce42.jpg

They're gonna smurf! I know it! They're really gonna smurf!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce43.jpg

:|

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce44.jpg

I leave you with this image of a sexually frustrated chef, taken at exactly midnight.

Rye
01-17-2009, 03:03 AM
Day 4: The bathroom is the most romantic room in the house, apparently.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce38.jpg

what the smurf


This is exactly how I feel about Ronnie Coleman in my loins.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 03:07 AM
VOTE NOW: Pick someone to die!

Psychotic
Rye
I'm my own MILF
I Took The Red Pill
Jessweeeee
DK
Bunny
ShlupQuack

Pick one. Who do you want to die first? Anyone can vote, whether you're a Sim in the house or not.

DK
01-17-2009, 03:09 AM
That sleeping picture destroyed me so hard. Hell my whole little soap opera love drama with Rye kills me. This whole thing kills me. Especially Huxley losing Rye and turning into a total freak.

Edit: has to be boring Bunny tbf

Rye
01-17-2009, 03:15 AM
It's so hard to vote. I might have to vote for sleeping bunny. ;;

Mister Adequate
01-17-2009, 03:16 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce44.jpg

I leave you with this image of a sexually frustrated chef, taken at exactly midnight.

Not for much longer. His 'special sauce' is actually that favored condiment of socially retarded Welshmen everywhere: rohypnol.

I would vote for me but I can't. So Bunny because he's second most boring.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 03:18 AM
Yeah I'm probably gonna vote for either Bunny or Jessweeee. I really tried to involve Bunny in today's update but that's really as exciting as he got.

Also,

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce18.jpg

this image kills me. I don't know what it is about it, but I love it.

qwertysaur
01-17-2009, 03:21 AM
I'll vote for Bunny. Sim Bunny sleeps too much, and the others are all interesting. Give him a fridge and toaster with a sprinkler system, to make lots of food, and watch the trash build up. Eventually there will be such a mess that a swarm of flies eats him. :p

Unless DK makes another fire, because Sims are stupid and freak out next to it instead of doing anything, then if they catch fire themselves spin in circles screaming instead of doing anything. :p If he does die, you can get a good picture of someone trying to plead with the grim reaper for his life back.

Also Sims can only Woo-Hoo in a dressing room, double bed, hot tub or photo-booth.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 03:23 AM
I'll vote for Bunny. Sim Bunny sleeps too much, and the others are all interesting. Give him a fridge and toaster with a sprinkler system, to make lots of food, and watch the trash build up. Eventually there will be such a mess that a swarm of flies eats him. :pIt'll probably take days for that to happen. I like it!

Also Sims can only Woo-Hoo in a dressing room, double bed, hot tub or photo-booth. I think they can also do it in a car because when I was testing this game out, two of my Sims had an aspiration to do it in a car.

Will they Woo-Hoo automatically or do you have to tell them to do it? I don't really want to get involved but I will if I have to.

Shlup
01-17-2009, 04:01 AM
If a guy can't aim it either means he's too small to be accurate or huge and out of control, amirite.

As for woo hoo, yeah, you have to tell them to. And they can indeed do it in a car. Also a closet if you have Apartment Life, which I don't think you do. You really should just cave and DL all the expansion packs; the later ones aren't worth paying for anyway 'cause of SecuROM.

There are hacks for autonomous woo hoo if you want them though.

Also, I vote Rye, but just to be a bitch.

qwertysaur
01-17-2009, 04:03 AM
I've never seen them go at it on their own. The closest is that they both relax in the same bed, then you just tell them to go at it. There is also a short video the first time they go at it :p Sims can't get pregnant when the house is full, but after your first victim you'll know when someone is. ;)

I hate killing Sims with Starvation because they eat all of your food as ghosts, and it's annoying =/

Shiny
01-17-2009, 04:09 AM
Bunny redeemed himself with his failed attempt to win Shlup's affections. I think Jesswee's sim is the most boring thus far, so she has my vote.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 04:11 AM
I'll look into mods for autonomous woohoo. I already had some mod to make them more flirty or something anyway (as that's more interesting) but idk if that has autonomous sex.

Shlup
01-17-2009, 04:15 AM
You can install this one (http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php/topic,19.0.html) if you want everyone to go bat:skull::skull::skull::skull: fucking porno insane. I can't believe how popular that hack is.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 04:17 AM
I installed it and got rid of the old one. Let's see what happens! :excited:

Laddy
01-17-2009, 04:32 AM
I vote...Hux. He's a bit uneventful (read-normal) for me.

LunarWeaver
01-17-2009, 04:34 AM
I have to vote Jess. I'm sorry!

Shlup
01-17-2009, 04:37 AM
It was a warning, not a suggestion. D:

Also, give Jess a better outfit. She is not adorned in the cuteness she deserves.

Dude I went to look for an outfit for Jess[weeeee] and look what someone just uploaded (http://modthesims2.com/download.php?t=315206)! Hot damn.

Acceptable clothing for Jess:
lol nerdy (http://modthesims2.com/download.php?t=314412)
classy (http://modthesims2.com/download.php?t=303523)
Or at least give the poor girl one of my many super cute T-shirts.

Markus. D
01-17-2009, 05:06 AM
xD This is awesome.

Loony BoB
01-17-2009, 09:13 AM
I am amused.

What happens when there are kids, btw? Do you get to name them or pick their characteristics or anything? I never got that far in Sims.

EDIT: Oh yeah Bunny.

Rantz
01-17-2009, 09:42 AM
I vote Bunny! The game has more than enough men of questionable sexuality.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 01:09 PM
Voting be closed, Bunny be going to die.

Haha, I showed that Godfather to Dan last night when we were checking out MtS2 as an example of pure awesome. I'll get Jessweeee some new clothes then, sheesh! She said she wanted a jacket or something and that was the only remotely jackety thing that the default clothes had. What would you like to wear, J♪? Take a your pick! But how can I give people new outfits? I tried to give one to Dan but only the outfits that other Sims were wearing were availiable.

PS: A warning? Fantastic. :cool:

I Don't Need A Name
01-17-2009, 01:57 PM
why does anyone have to die
its just to fun anyway :')

scrumpleberry
01-17-2009, 02:25 PM
Go out to a community lot and buy them clothes, then change in the wardrobe, or use boolprop to get the clothes hanger thingy and buy them right from there.

Also, for gods sake, start filling aspirations, hire a maid, get some double beds and some more showers. Stinky insanity is only funny for so long..!

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 02:39 PM
Also, for gods sake, start filling aspirations, hire a maid, get some double beds and some more showers. Stinky insanity is only funny for so long..!Stinky insanity is always funny! I'll get some more double beds though, and maybe, maybe, a maid, if things don't improve, although as you'll see, I have an alternative plan for all their crap. They already have two showers, and they're usually unoccupied. My Sims are just lazy fucks I guess.

Rye
01-17-2009, 03:04 PM
Well, what I'd do is get the insiminator, and just fix up the aspiration bar when you need to, so they stop spazzing out so much. But the spazzing is FUN. xD

scrumpleberry
01-17-2009, 03:36 PM
You don't need the insimnator really, boolprop and the postbox (or is it the bin?) works really quickly and is just fine.

Jessweeee♪
01-17-2009, 05:28 PM
I think I nearly died of laughter. Especially with that one of "DK" sleeping xD


Well I'm glad I didn't get back before I had to vote Bunny and make myself look bad! Sorry Bunny :(

Well if I'm being honest, better you than me, but I'm still :(

I like the nerdy outfit Shlup linked to, btw! Forget the dumb pockets!

I Took the Red Pill
01-17-2009, 05:40 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sauce38.jpg

what the smurf

hahahahahah

vote for bunny btw

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 06:31 PM
FINALLY, SEX. And all I had to do was mess with the Sims' very programming in order to get it!

Update coming after I have my tea. In the meantime, speculate as to who it was and where.

Levian
01-17-2009, 06:38 PM
DK and Shluppers

Rantz
01-17-2009, 06:39 PM
Paul and ShlupQuack, in the photo booth! :heart:

Jessweeee♪
01-17-2009, 06:44 PM
Clue joke here!

Laddy
01-17-2009, 08:04 PM
Shlup and Paul in hot tub!

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 08:23 PM
Day 5: Let's talk about you and me.

I've given the inmates of HM Prison EoFF a few new toys to play with. Firstly, as per scrumpleberry's suggestion, I've removed all the single beds and replaced them with a couple of doubles.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex1.jpg

Here's Shiny the bear! Apparently she hates music. Also look, the Insiminator in the background. No more insane Sims. Happy, assholes? :(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex2.jpg

Fish tank (with no fish in it even though it has been restocked) and some cushions that Shlup wanted downloading.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex3.jpg

Here is a Ferris Wheel, courtesy of scrumpleberry! But what is that sinister structure in the background?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex4.jpg

Why don't you ask this man?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex5.jpg

He gets dressed up for the occasion.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex6.jpg

And makes the long, lonely walk.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex7.jpg

Let's check out his new digs. We've got some cutesy wallpaper, a whole bunch of Final Fantasy posters that qwerty linked to, and the house garbage. Enjoy, smurfer!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex8.jpg

Keith also gets dressed up in a tux. I don't remember telling him to do that, but it's possible I accidentally told him to do it when I told Bunny to do it. Either way I was just as confused as the housemates. Shlup's like "Are you going to the Oscars or something?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex9.jpg

This is another one of those images that I love and I don't know why.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex10.jpg

Keith pisses on the floor, again, but for some reason his puddle ends up several feet behind him. "Oh my" says Shlup.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex11.jpg

He then breaks down and cries into his cereal.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex12.jpg

At least the new flirting mod seems to be working. I love how she's just totally stiffened up.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex13.jpg

It's all action here. Jessweee is now flirting with Psychotic too, and has a thing for him. Huxley is sleeping in his best friend Bunny's favourite spot. I guess he misses him. And Keith vows never to use a toilet again.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex14.jpg

"Hey dude come on let's give him a double bagging".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex15.jpg

Bunny falls asleep while admiring his Tidus and Yuna poster.

Suddenly, right after taking this screenshot, I hear harps playing. SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, MUST BE HAVING SEX.

I quickly zoom around the house.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex16.jpg

Someone is befouling the hot tub! Who is it?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex17.jpg

oh yeah a digital representation of myself had digital sex with a digital representation of some woman I am acquainted with through a Japanese video game website. I'm gonna be bragging about this one for months. :cool:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex18.jpg

They then instantly get out and stand there for a few moments.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex19.jpg

"Damnit, why couldn't we have done it in a bed? Now I'm gonna get a UTI".

Well hey, if Psy and Shlup had sex, maybe Dan and Rye will have sex too!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex20.jpg

...never mind.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex21.jpg

Immediately after the deed is done, Keith immediately heads for the hot tub to bathe in our juices.

Incidentally, here are my relationship statuses:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex22.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex23.jpg

Love triangle, anyone? In case you couldn't tell, my Sim is the only one in the house with the Romance aspiration.

Anyway, the two girls get into separate double beds, and then I check myself and it seems my goal is to get into bed. But who with?!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex24.jpg

Jessweeee! ...but look who I am dreaming about. Apparently he's the one I really want.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex25.jpg

The second I get into bed and dream about Dan, Jessweee sits bolt upright, looking disgusted. Has she come to her senses?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex26.jpg

Oh, apparently not. Also, in case you didn't know, that symbol Shlup is dreaming of is sex. So yeah she's having a naughty dream.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex27.jpg

Wait what the hell is going on here.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex29.jpg

She wants to marry him?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex30.jpg

Oh maybe not.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex28.jpg

Huxley's awake! And he hates Rye.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex31.jpg

Huxley and Keith share some touching moments here. First Keith tried to give him a backrub and this is Huxley saying no. Also pictured: black guy with bear.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex32.jpg

Then they hug. Huxley is okay with this.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex33.jpg

Huxley is not okay with playing red hands.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex34.jpg

But tickling is apparently fine. They're so precious. :love:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex35.jpg

"Damn, girl, did your nose grow again?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex36.jpg

:|

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex37.jpg

Keith, apparently not satisfied with having fun with Jess and Huxley, clambers into bed with me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex38.jpg

Talk about a one-track mind.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex39.jpg

Shlup and Jessweee become best friends. Seriously, I think the game is deliberately setting up a huge dramabomb.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex40.jpg

Huxley feels sorry for Bunny and decides to pay him a visit.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex41.jpg

Bunny is very happy to see him.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex42.jpg

What the hell is going on today? Everybody's wanted my bones today...other than the man I truly want, that is.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex43.jpg

Uh-oh! An affair is brewing!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex44.jpg

I can't say I blame them, seeing as how Rye is totally checking out my ass.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex45.jpg

Huxley quickly defuses the situation by shooing them out of the kitchen and getting naked.

Suddenly, I hear a blood-curdling scream.

I get excited. Bunny must be dead! But no. This is what had happened.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex46.jpg

I hate memes as much as I hate the French, but really, the only caption that does this picture justice is "Do not want".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex47.jpg

The worst part? Huxley enjoys being watched.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex48.jpg

I then carry on and make lunch next to the naked guy anyway. :monster:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex49.jpg

The love triangle takes an interesting turn.

VOTE NOW: Who is the creepiest bastard in the house?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex50.jpg

Keith stood there staring at Rye while in his underwear for one and a half hours, game time.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex51.jpg

While Huxley, well, see for yourself.

Luckily, both situations were defused.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex52.jpg

"Yeah, I will be having safe sex with her. Why do you ask?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex53.jpg

"Dude, come on."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex54.jpg

Midnight: But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the Sims who are still alive.

I Took the Red Pill
01-17-2009, 08:52 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex31.jpg

There's something magical in this picture.

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 08:55 PM
Hahaha yeah, I liked that one, and also this one is pretty awesome too.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex41.jpg

Your sim is still definitely my favourite. He's such a little fruitcake.

I Don't Need A Name
01-17-2009, 08:59 PM
Keith is definately the creepiest!

Rye
01-17-2009, 09:05 PM
MY SIM IS BEING SO BORING, MAKE HER PERSONALITY MORE PLAYFUL SO THAT SHE DOES SOMETHING WITH MR. CHOCOLATE LUV.

Old Manus
01-17-2009, 09:36 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex52.jpg

"Yeah, I will be having safe sex with her. Why do you ask?"Best caption so far

Momiji
01-17-2009, 09:41 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex41.jpg



I cracked up for a good minute or two when I saw this. Dan + Teddy Bear is hilarious too. xD

Jessweeee♪
01-17-2009, 10:01 PM
OMG funny soap operas are so awesome o:

Shlup
01-17-2009, 10:26 PM
Best episode yet. And not just 'cause I finally got laid.

The Huxley/Bunny moment made me lol. xD

Dignified Pauper
01-17-2009, 10:39 PM
You REALLY ought to take them all to a community space after bunny dies, just so they can interract and shop, and meet new people to invite over to their house... Or to just see who will go with whom shopping and who can woo-hoo in the changing rooms!

Psychotic
01-17-2009, 10:48 PM
You REALLY ought to take them all to a community space after bunny dies, just so they can interract and shop, and meet new people to invite over to their house... Or to just see who will go with whom shopping and who can woo-hoo in the changing rooms!
The problem with that is that it's a brand new neighbourhood. Their hellish home is the only building in it. I guess I'll look into setting up shops for a field trip later on.

Also I'm glad everybody is enjoying this as much as I am. If the popularity keeps up, maybe we'll open applications for a new friend to join the household (I'll let everybody vote for who they wants) as the numbers begin to dwindle. Or perhaps they could just be neighbours and show up at the community lots or something. I dunno. We'll see.

demondude
01-17-2009, 10:57 PM
I love this. I don't want Bunny to die though, his pink jacket is simply adorable.

Shiny
01-17-2009, 11:02 PM
Here's Shiny the bear! Apparently she hates music.
I look so cute in those overalls, but please get your hand out of my ass.


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex41.jpg

Bunny is very happy to see him.
Win.

DK
01-18-2009, 12:29 AM
Huxley totally won that day, cracked me up so many times.

KH-Cloudy
01-18-2009, 01:26 AM
One of the best threads eveeeeer~

Laddy
01-18-2009, 01:30 AM
I won the sex!

Mister Adequate
01-18-2009, 02:05 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/sex51.jpg

I truly love my expression here and hope to duplicate it IRL.

Jessweeee♪
01-18-2009, 04:19 AM
Shlup's married, it's not fair!

Psychotic
01-18-2009, 09:07 PM
Day 6: Two's company...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies1.jpg

Check out Jessweeee's new clothes!

I did download the Garnet outfit, and a Mr. T outfit for Dan, but annoyingly neither are showing up in game. Yeah, I downloaded all appropriate meshes (hell, the Mr. T thing was a pack) so I don't know what the smurf.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies2.jpg

And boy does her new outfit make an immediate effect!

...and why is it always in the bathroom?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies3.jpg

Shlup's hanging with crazy Huxley who is hunting for aliens. However, she decides she has to take a shower and is on her way to the bathroom!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies4.jpg

In more important matters, Dan is painting a picture of Keith!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies5.jpg

They pull apart just before she walks in the door. That was so close.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies6.jpg

Boy this sure is an awkward moment.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies7.jpg

Awwww. :love:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies8.jpg

Awwww. :love:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies9.jpg

Bunny status: Still breathing. Actually, there is only one Sim awake right now. Can you guess who it is?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies10.jpg

That's a little creepy but it's also just so darling.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies11.jpg

The other Sims begin to wake up and jesus christ will you all stop thinking about Psychotic it's just plain weird now. (incidentally, Jess, I cranked up your playfulness and outgoingness to max)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies12.jpg

Oh now wait a minute. It looks like there's a swarm forming!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies13.jpg

See that look of pain contorted onto his face?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies14.jpg

You did that, EoFF. You did that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies15.jpg

Ashes to ashes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies16.jpg

And so it begins.

I forgot to turn fraps on for this next part, so the screenshots are actually taken using the game's engine because I luckily assigned "take screencap" to the same key. They'll probably be slightly smaller than what you're used to but hey, better than nothing.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies17.jpg

The Sims decide to have a weird little party behind Bunny's old home.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies18.jpg

"Haha, it was pretty funny that he was trapped in there for two days, wasn't it?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies19.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies20.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies21.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies22.jpg

She is so evil.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies23.jpg

I could watch this guy's face all day.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies24.jpg

"Hey, I didn't say you could play too, faggot."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies25.jpg

*sniff* "You'll never die on me, will you?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies26.jpg

Oh that Jessweeeee. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies27.jpg

At the exact same moment, heat of another kind is being created in the bedroom.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies28.jpg

"Oh Rye, it was so horrible! I thought I was going to burn to death!"
"Mmm dat boy's ass is fiyeeeeeen!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies29.jpg

The first thing Psychotic thinks of after sex is shoes.
The first thing ShlupQuack thinks of after sex is Huxley.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies30.jpg

Jessweeee eventually has to get comforted by the stinkiest Sim. Why the hell are they all so smelly anyway?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies31.jpg

Oh, some asshole broke the shower. cba to fix it, I'll just buy them a new one. :monster:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies32.jpg

"Sometimes...I just get these urges to burn things, you know?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies33.jpg

Seriously. What do you want me to say about this?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies34.jpg

Shlup and Dan change places by my side. And yeah I got some huge FF posters for the bedroom which qwerty linked to earlier.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies35.jpg

"Heh, they're gay"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies36.jpg

Incidentally, before he went to bed, Dan finished his picture of Keith. I gave it pride of place in the Kitchen.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies37.jpg

"You saw Jessweee naked? I bet she had a really fat ass".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies38.jpg

"Actually it was kinda red!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies39.jpg

Jessweee chokes on a disgusting cheese toastie thing, oblivious to what is going on behind her.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies40.jpg

Dan wakes up, puts on the Spanish music and dances to it. He always does this every evening. I love it. And as we know from past experiences, Rye is never too far behind...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies41.jpg

I'm sorry, I can't really think of a way to make a screenshot of two people going at it in a photobooth exciting.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies42.jpg

"Awww jeah I got laid :cool:"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies43.jpg

Keith immediately rushes over and starts applauding and cheering. Honest to god I love that Sim.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies44.jpg

It's not the only affair d'coeur that is taking place though!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies45.jpg

While Jessweee is making the very same bed they smurfed in. Honestly, it's only a matter of time before one of them catches Psychotic in the act.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies46.jpg

Goodnight, EoFF!

NEXT TIME: I'm taking the Sims out into the city! And we'll have another death vote.

DK
01-18-2009, 09:20 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies46.jpg

ahahahahahahahah severe win

edit:


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies22.jpg

also maximum win

Rye
01-18-2009, 09:23 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies46.jpg

I'm casanova! :cool:

Shiny
01-18-2009, 09:28 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies42.jpg

"Awww jeah I got laid :cool:"

He made a Levian face!

Also, Rye's sim is infinitely better.

Psychotic
01-18-2009, 09:31 PM
All it needed was for Rye to be in a navy uniform and for Up Where We Belong to be played.

Jessweeee♪
01-18-2009, 09:33 PM
xDDDDD

Sim me is going to burn you to death when she finds out I bet!

Shlup
01-18-2009, 09:48 PM
Psy, you're lucky I'm just using you for your seed.

That said, I would like to request you add this download (http://modthesims2.com/download.php?t=238590), just in case.

And Rye has been upgraded to lulzy. I'm sad someone else has to die; stupid 8-Sim limit!

Markus. D
01-18-2009, 10:09 PM
XD

Laddy
01-18-2009, 10:43 PM
WIN.

qwertysaur
01-18-2009, 11:28 PM
The Sims will never fail to give so many chances for Great pictures! Before you go to town, use boolProp on the mailbox to make everybody happy, that way you won't have them being upset about how they want to sit down instead of shopping.

Also for the next Death, you can go with a classic, FIRE. Take bunnies fly pit, clean it out, full it with chairs or something and a fireplace. Sim goes in, light fire. Sell the door. Watch as the Sim wonders how the wooden chair nest to fireplace caught on fire.

Dignified Pauper
01-18-2009, 11:29 PM
I can't wait for them to go out in public. Yet further, for them to invite someone over! GLEEE!

Laddy
01-19-2009, 12:47 AM
I vote drowning or electrocution.

Jessweeee♪
01-19-2009, 03:26 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies20.jpg

I think this is my favorite picture from that last one.

Momiji
01-19-2009, 03:42 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/flies24.jpg
"Hey, I didn't say you could play too, faggot."

You look so sad. :(

DK
01-19-2009, 03:48 AM
Yeah if we both looked like I do in my picture that would pretty much just be the two of us playing Halo as normal.

Psychotic
01-19-2009, 03:55 AM
Currently halfway through their outside adventures.

Jesus. smurfing. Christ.

That's all I can possibly say. Probably won't be posting the update until tomorrow though as it's late and I know it's probably gonna be the biggest one yet.

Also I'll give you all a choice of every death method when the time comes to lose another one of us, although with all the mental crap that's been going on, I don't want to lose any of them.

Shlup
01-19-2009, 05:13 AM
POST IT TONIGHT YOU WHORE.

Loony BoB
01-19-2009, 09:56 AM
Don't lose any of them, then, silly. :p There's no obligation is there?

Dignified Pauper
01-19-2009, 02:50 PM
Don't lose any of them, then, silly. :p There's no obligation is there?

You don't know anything, do you...

Psychotic
01-19-2009, 10:16 PM
Day 7: Field Trip!

Let me preface this by saying jesus smurfing christ, it was like watching Genghis Khan and his mongol horde at work. The EoFFers would arrive, lay waste to the place, and move on. Basically because of the DO MORE SEX mod thing, the EoFFers liked to hit on random people. They often said no. EoFFers get angry. Although sometimes they and random Sims hated each other just becuz.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out1.jpg

The day begins like any other.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out2.jpg

Jessweeeee tries to smurf Psychotic in the photo booth but he throws her out. I don't know why. :(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out3.jpg

Anyway, off we go!

First up: A shop. We'll buy some new clothes there. It also, bizarrely, sells games.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out4.jpg

They seem to want to spend all their time chatting outside though. Stupid Sims.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out5.jpg

Keith. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out6.jpg

Art imitating life!

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Huxley hugs this old man, whose name, coincidentally, happens to be Keith. Is this Keith from the future?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out8.jpg

Either way, in a toe-crawlingly embarassing display, Huxley dances with the new Keith to the store's generic background music.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out9.jpg

Dan tries on some clothes! What do you think?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out10.jpg

Rye is less than enamoured with Keith's new friend!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out11.jpg

I want you to remember this. This is like the first time you got drunk, or when you lost your virginity. This is the first time you have seen my Sims make a random Sim cry.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out12.jpg

Psychotic and Jessweeee also dance to the store's music while Shlup deals with Keith 2 in the background.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out13.jpg

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out14.jpg

Next up, the park! ...at night! Hopefully it'll be filled with drunks, chavs, hobos and hookers. Weirdly, Shlup for some reason glitched and did not end up at the park. I don't know why. :(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out15.jpg

HUUUUUUUG! :love:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out16.jpg

This bitch, right. The second the EoFFers arrive at the park she smurfing starts :skull::skull::skull::skull: with Psychotic. Will not leave him alone.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out17.jpg

You had that one coming, asshole.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out18.jpg

Psychotic and Jessweee finally do the deed...on a park bench.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out19.jpg

...in front of everyone.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out20.jpg

Huxley faces his toughest opponent yet. Presumably it's Snake wearing the optic camo. Or maybe he's just a smurfing lunatic, who knows!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out21.jpg

This bitch is back for more and fights Psychotic.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out22.jpg

I get my ass beat. By a girl. In public. In front of all of my friends. Hey her name is Andrea Hogan okay she's probably related to Hulk Hogan.

Also, bizarrely, it became daytime during the fight. It often does this when they are out. I don't know why.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out23.jpg

:(

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out24.jpg

He is a very talented man.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out25.jpg

Suddenly he spots a man in a kilt. Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, the Scottish! Acting fast, he throws a vial of acid into his face.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out26.jpg

That's four.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out27.jpg

Huxley comforts the poor Scottish man by discussing his Harry Potter scat fanfic, entitled "Dobby's surprise for Colin Creevey".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out28.jpg

And Keith is getting on awfully well with that BITCH! Traitor!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out29.jpg

Jesus christ. Now some random old biddy starts having a go at me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out30.jpg

At the same time...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out31.jpg

lol homo

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out32.jpg

I guess she's a homophobe.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out33.jpg

Someone's feeling left out!

Just as I call the taxi to leave, I see this on my actions list.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out34.jpg

The derranged elderly woman wants to kiss me. Romantically. I swear I had nothing to do with this whatsoever.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out35.jpg

I wish my Sim had kissed her hahaha.

NEXT UP: SEPARATE OUTINGS!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out36.jpg

Huxley and Keith go bowling! Incidentally, Huxley loves to do what I did when I last went bowling. Gutterball on the first throw, then nail the spare with the second.

Now time for Keith's adventures.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out37.jpg

...he wants to call a baby on the phone? What, like one of those chatlines? For only $5.99 a minute, you too can hear the authentic sounds of babies crying! We've got real babies on the line ready to talk to you!

...they'd make a killing from broody chicks.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out38.jpg

Keith's black doppelganger wants to hold hands.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out39.jpg

But Keith is more interested in this heterosexual looking fellow.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out40.jpg

He then hugs some random dude. Jesus christ Keith stop being so gay go pick up chicks or something.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out41.jpg

Not old chicks, man.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out42.jpg

She broke his heart! Now she's for it!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out43.jpg

Another one bites the dust.

Let's follow Huxley's adventures.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out44.jpg

First he plays some pinball. Woo, yeah, award-winning update right here, folks.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out45.jpg

Then that crazy old hag from the park storms in and starts yelling at him for being a queer.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out46.jpg

She is a mean smurfing bowler though.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out47.jpg

Oh look who just "happened" to show up. Brandon the fabulous Scotsman. :rolleyes2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out48.jpg

...okay enough faggotry.

Next up: Rye and Dan go to a fancy restaurant!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out49.jpg

He is very excited about the prospect.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out50.jpg

The restaurant staff are fantastic. They seat them on totally different tables.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out51.jpg

This woman walks by totally naked. I don't know what the smurf. I think my game glitched there or something.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out52.jpg

Back inside, Ronnie tiptoes across the room with a mischievious smirk on his face!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out53.jpg

He pours soap into the pretentious water feature. Nice job!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/aba.jpg

This guy isn't too pleased about it. And worse yet, he's talking smack about Rye.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out54.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out55.jpg

Six.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out56.jpg

Whoa Jess what the smurf?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out57.jpg

Oh. In the middle of the restaurant bar?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out58.jpg

Yeah, seriously.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out59.jpg

Uh-oh. Is this lady smurfing stalking my Sims or something?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out60.jpg

"Yeah, the film of this is going straight to my spankbank".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out61.jpg

Uh...alright.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out62.jpg

Insane hag then beats the crap out of Rye with her handbag after she puts her clothes back on. I love Dan in this though. His girlfriend's having her ass handed to her and he's just standing there dreamily. Throw an American flag behind him and you have yourself an army recruitment poster.

The two then flee the restaurant.

Next up?

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Psychotic, Jessweee and ShlupQuack go clubbing. I want this :skull::skull::skull::skull: resolved one way or the other.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out64.jpg

Although Psychotic is more interested in using the club's decorative flames to toast a marshmallow.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out65.jpg

What.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out66.jpg

Andrea Hogan's back. And she jumps onto Psychotic the second he steps onto the dancefloor.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out67.jpg

Yeah now what bitch. :cool:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out68.jpg

Meanwhile, Shlup does this. "Yeah, that'll teach you to wear a tracksuit to a nightclub".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out69.jpg

They then dance to celebrate their victories.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out71.jpg

Oh boy. She does not look happy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out70.jpg

Outside, I spot this chap. Most of you are probably wondering what the smurf. This man has previous. (http://ryechu.livejournal.com/650456.html)

For those who can't access Rye's LJ, here (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/hh26.jpg) and here (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/hh23.jpg). In Rye's sim house, this gentleman came round her house and started crap with Huxley (whose design I shamelessly stole). Apparently he has somehow escaped that reality and phased into this one. I will keep my eyes out for him.

Anyway, where were we?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out72.jpg

Oh yeah.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/73.jpg

Busted.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out73.jpg

Bam!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out74.jpg

Slosh!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out75.jpg

Jessweeee's reign of terror isn't over yet. She storms into the toilet and attacks this woman too.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out76.jpg

Yep.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out77.jpg

Meanwhile, these two sneak off to the hot tub on the roof to smurf.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out78.jpg

She is probably posting nudes of me and Shlup online.

They go home, and the second they get out of the taxi-

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out79.jpg

Jessweee attacks! Who won?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out80.jpg

God damn right I did. :cool: Incidentally, that is the woman she attacked in the toilets, stealing our newspaper.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out81.jpg

She then goes after Shlup, hoping for an easier victim. The paper boy is rootin' for blondie.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out82.jpg

I hope it was worth it.

Shlup
01-19-2009, 10:36 PM
The pacifier and phone symbol means he's thinking about adopting. lawl

Rye and Dan. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I look hot in that red dress! Hells yes!

Wait... wait... I lost in a fight to Jessweeeee?? Over Psychotic? That's some fucked up :skull::skull::skull::skull: right there. Go back to nearly-naked giant black dudes playing piano.

qwertysaur
01-19-2009, 10:44 PM
I forgot about Ms. Crumplebottom! She is a nasty old lady who hates to see two Sims touch each other. xD I see you had an interesting time with her :p I guess the Sex mod even affected her :p

You have to keep Sim Psy, Shlup and Jessweeee, they are too much fun to watch xD Same with Rye and DK. I'd say it's a toss up between Keith and Hux, so I'd flip a coin or something. :p I still say Fire is a good choice for death this time, it's also pretty easy to do. :)

Finally that pale lady is a vampire. If you become friends with her, she likes to bite your Sim and make them vampires too. Vampires can't stand daylight, but their needs never decrease at night. You have to buy a coffin for them, or else the Sunlight from windows will do them in. Once one Sim becomes a Vampire, that girl and the male vampire will start biting other random town Sims as well xD

Finally a future suggestion, by BoolProping the Newspaper, get the Paranormal career item. with it you can revive the dead. If you pay around 3,000 - 5,000 Simoleans the Sim should come back as a Zombie. xD Zombie Sims are fun :p

scrumpleberry
01-19-2009, 10:44 PM
Brilliant.

Psychotic
01-19-2009, 10:50 PM
Oh right yeah time to vote. Anyone can vote, whether they are a Sim or not.

Who dies?
Psychotic
Rye
I'm my own MILF
I Took the Red Pill
Jessweeeee
DK
ShlupQuack

Also, how do they die? I found this list on some site but removed flies as I want to mix it up a little!

How do they die?
Starvation
Fire
Drowning
Electrocution
Fright
Satellite
Illness
Old Age

I think I can pull old age off with a bit of hax...!

I vote Jessweeee, because all she does since the day is over is attack Psychotic and Shlup and I don't really want three sims pinned down by violence. An update full of "lol these guys fought. oh here they did it again" isn't very fun to write, either. And if it's Jessweee, obviously fire.

Freya
01-19-2009, 10:51 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out62.jpg


xDDDD his faces xD


I love how crazy Milf is xD

Shlup
01-19-2009, 10:53 PM
Too bad you don't have University so I can kill Jessweeeee and then drink her. *hrumph*

Laddy
01-19-2009, 11:00 PM
MILF by fire.

Mister Adequate
01-19-2009, 11:03 PM
Oh my god, this just gets better and better every time.

Hmmm, Keith needs to retain his classy outfits to remain much longer. But I'll give him that chance. I wouldn't vote for me this time because I became awesome and gay. Not Rye's strongest, except for banging Ronnie Coleman in public. I mean he is so legendary that he clearly would do it without caring but the fact that she did too is just :up: so no vote for Rye this time.

I think I'll have to go with Jessweeee. :( Sorry but Shlup's got great hair, you know? I'm not bothered how. Fire works for me.

(Also when I die it has to be by satellite)

scrumpleberry
01-19-2009, 11:08 PM
(You'll have to cheat to get to happen, otherwise you will simply not be bothered.)

I Took The Red Pill, Fright :cool: Also what the hell where are the ghosts man D:

Dignified Pauper
01-19-2009, 11:14 PM
I nominate Jess to die, and by fire, because of her firey passion for Psy that drove her insane that she just burned herself.

ALSO, if Schlup and Psy have a baby, I nominate it being Old Manus.

DK
01-19-2009, 11:15 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out54.jpg

this may be my favourite picture from this entire thread. Easily the best day so far, no idea who to vote for 'cause everyone is awesome.

Psychotic
01-19-2009, 11:16 PM
ALSO, if Schlup and Psy have a baby, I nominate it being Old Manus.Rantzien already claimed the first baby boy to be born into the house.

The first female is still up for grabs, though...!

Shlup
01-19-2009, 11:23 PM
Don't fuck with DK's bubbles, man.

Shiny
01-19-2009, 11:56 PM
Rye randomly naked. xD Also, the old lady with the hat is hilarious. I hope she makes more appearances.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/out78.jpg

^ That facial expression kills me xD.

Jessweeeee by fire. She lived the way she died.

Bunny
01-20-2009, 12:05 AM
=(

Laddy
01-20-2009, 12:39 AM
Dont' be sad, Bun-Bun. I didn't even get to live Day 1.

Bunny
01-20-2009, 12:51 AM
Next time I will make out with Psychotic and befriend an Ivy League Volleyball.

I Took the Red Pill
01-20-2009, 01:05 AM
Jessweee by satellite plz

Jessweeee♪
01-20-2009, 01:08 AM
What the hell was that xDDDDD

Guys if I die, pick a way that makes my ghost interesting :(

I vote Shlup to die by fright :</>|

Shlup
01-20-2009, 01:13 AM
All Psy would have to do is let me look at your face! Oh snap!

I don't want anyone to die. D: So I vote Rye again! By drowning!

Psychotic
01-20-2009, 01:35 AM
I think most people want Jessweeeee by fire, so that's what I'm gonna do next. No more votes and all that.

Also, to address a point made earlier in the thread:
Don't lose any of them, then, silly. :p There's no obligation is there?I'm not really obligated to kill any of them, no. But then, that's sort of the point in all of this. If I'm not killing them, where is this going? A bunch of Sims chilling day in, day out? I need a vision. A drive. A bloodbath.

Jessweeee♪
01-20-2009, 01:49 AM
At least their ghosts will be entertaining!

qwertysaur
01-20-2009, 01:50 AM
Jessweeee should come back later as a Zombie!

Rye
01-20-2009, 02:23 AM
I like how my Sim is so boring in each episode, until I do something so freaking ridiculous and obscene that I just kill folks.

Jessweeee♪
01-20-2009, 02:35 AM
My Sim me is so like me minus the doing obscene things in bathrooms and public places!

I Took the Red Pill
01-20-2009, 03:05 AM
My Sim me is so like me, especially the doing obscene things in bathrooms and public places!

Psychotic
01-20-2009, 05:19 AM
Day 7 Part II: The Rise and Fall of Sinister Nose Man

What's this all about? Well, Day 7 technically isn't over. Time spent outside the house doesn't count towards the overall time of day. All the phone calls, waiting for taxis, changing for outfits and whatnot meant that it was now 6 PM in the evening.

I decide that Jessweeee will be spared until 12 AM.

Also, I should note that everybody now has their new everyday outfits on!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm1.jpg

The second I load the game, this happens. "Uh, okay, hold on, let me check."

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm2.jpg

"Yeah, she's just watching Shlup and Jessweeee go at it".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm3.jpg

This woman, Cowgirl Whore, has never spoken to Rye. She has never spoken to any of my Sims before. I saw her at the bowling alley, but Huxley and Keith did not interact. So how the hell does she know who Rye is? Maybe she overheard them talking about a midget Italian whore and decided to call her up for a fun time?

But alright, Rye decides to meet up with the stranger at night all alone. What bad could possibly come of it?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm4.jpg

This fad is seriously beginning to worry me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm5.jpg

The bar is as popular as ever. "Yo, I heard she caught you two making out!" fucking awkward timing, Dan.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm6.jpg

Huxley falls in love with Dan. :| (Dan is thinking about Huxley's boyfriend)

Let's get a close-up on that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm7.jpg

Yeah, wtf indeed.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm8.jpg

It turns out Cowgirl Whore has a whole bevvy of friends she has brought along on her night out to a bunch of small shops...

including Sinister Nose Man! If you don't know who he is, look at the previous update and click the links.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm9.jpg

Well those two are getting along well aren't they?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm10.jpg

A little too well.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm11.jpg

This woman is obviously the Huxley of the group.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm12.jpg

Then Rye actually meets the woman who called her up for the first time. Yep, she's a whore alright.

Rye then heads for home.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm13.jpg

I'm only showing this one to show Shlup's new outfit. And I'm only showing Shlup's new outfit because when she sees what she is wearing, she will want to have sex with me in real life instead of just in a video game.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm14.jpg

Waaaaaugh! Invaders! These fuckers followed Rye home!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm15.jpg

Even worse, they're hippies!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm16.jpg

Hello. My name is DK. You kissed my girlfriend. Prepare to die.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm17.jpg

This guy has heard some things and asks Huxley if he's straight. Again, his t-shirt slogan applies quite nicely here.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm18.jpg

"REMEMBER ME?" Huxley has his revenge! (see above) Also I am not going to lie, I orchestrated this. I don't normally get involved but it had to be done.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm19.jpg

"Let's not have safe sex tonight". This does not bode well.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm20.jpg

Dan slugs this guy in the stomach.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm21.jpg

Oh god! Cowgirl Whore is getting into the hot tub. Great. That's just what it was missing: Pus from the vagina of a disease-ridden slut.

Now I'm just going to post some pictures of Dan and SNM.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm22.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm23.jpg
Close up:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm24.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm25.jpg

For the love of. The entire hippie army has got into the hot tub. Well I'm not standing for this :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm26.jpg

I fence those assholes in and make a new hot tub. Their lives are mine now.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm27.jpg

Holy. Huxley is doing some full-on exorcist :skull::skull::skull::skull:.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm28.jpg

~

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm29.jpg

Jessweee is spending her last night bowling with Keith, in case you cared.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm30.jpg

^_^

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm31.jpg

SHE IS PREGNANT. REPEAT: PREGNANCY CONFIRMED.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm32.jpg

Well. This is an interesting development.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm33.jpg

Jessweeee has a new neighbour. I intend to delete the walls between their two homes once she is secured inside, and then he will burn alongside her.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm34.jpg

Honest to god I did not cause this. They walked over to check out the new lights in SNM's place, found they couldn't get to them, so made out right in front of him instead. I love it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm35.jpg

Dan begins to paint a picture of his fallen foe's suffering.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm36.jpg

It's midnight.

Shlup
01-20-2009, 05:28 AM
The seed has been secured. Yesh!

Also, the band changed their name anyway, so ha! I cannot be seduced so easily. Well, I can, but y'know.

Favorite pic of this set:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm16.jpg
Urge to kill... RISING.

Rye
01-20-2009, 05:29 AM
I can't wait to see our sinister nose children. I noticed that Shlup did my nosepass perfectly justice. She even got my jew bump down perfectly, don't you agree, Dan?

This is how Dan feels about sinister nose hook up:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm24.jpg

Shlup
01-20-2009, 05:31 AM
I worked hard on that jew bump.

Black children with jew noses! Wooooo!

Psychotic
01-20-2009, 05:31 AM
Damn, blue balls yet again.

Actually I smurfed with the nose of the Sim Shlup made! ;)

Also I'll tell you all what, we'll have another vote. Pick one of the hot tub hippie gang to survive.

Your choices:

- Cowgirl whore.
- Checkered shirt guy. (if you check the earlier update, this is the guy Jessweee tried to hug in the park, and also the one who is repulsed by Keith)
- Creepy Staring Huxley Wannabe Girl.
- Pink dress girl.

The rest will die alongside Jessweeeee and Sinister Nose Man.

Mister Adequate
01-20-2009, 05:31 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm20.jpg

Dan slugs this guy in the stomach.

His expression says it all: He just smashed that dude with the force of a jackhammer. Bolted to a freight train. Fired out of a gauss gun.

Psychotic
01-20-2009, 05:34 AM
How do you feel now that the man who tormented you in an alternate dimension is being brought to justice, Huxley?

Also, obviously Dan was beating the teeth out of him. I just figured the pictures of the reactions were funnier than the pictures of the actual whoopings. (except with that one Huxley posted, that was gold)

Shlup
01-20-2009, 05:34 AM
You fucked with my jew nose?! I worked so hard on it goddammit!

And I vote for the rescue of slutty cowgirl. She has a future, dammit. She's gonna be a star!

Mister Adequate
01-20-2009, 05:36 AM
How do you feel now that the man who tormented you in an alternate dimension is being brought to justice, Huxley?

Like turning my head 180 degrees without suffering paralysis and death!


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm27.jpg

Oh, and the psuedo-Huxley must be saved.

Psychotic
01-20-2009, 05:38 AM
You smurfed with my jew nose?! I worked so hard on it goddammit!You didn't make it thin enough! :monster:

Also that exorcist moment was seriously fucking weird. I had the game paused to take pictures of the jerks in the pool at the time, then I looked over and saw that. He went back to normal right away, but damn.

Rye
01-20-2009, 05:39 AM
I had good times with SNM on my Sim house:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/hh22-1.jpg

Right after he like, flicked Huxley's nose and started insulting him and crap.

I like how my nose is like an engineered architecture project.

Psychotic
01-20-2009, 05:48 AM
I think it's hilarious that this bully who thinks he's hot :skull::skull::skull::skull: and rock solid found out how tough he really is when he ran into the Ronnie Coleman-Dan hybrid experience.

Shiny
01-20-2009, 06:19 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/snm27.jpg
What the smurf, dude.

Also cowgirl whore to survive plz. The love triangle between Dan-Rye-Cowgirl should be interesting.

KH-Cloudy
01-20-2009, 06:20 AM
You sir. Are Full. Of Win.

DK
01-20-2009, 12:25 PM
Ahahaha that dude got god damn dealt with. That was a most glorious day. Huxley's exorcist move was totally awesome as well.

Dignified Pauper
01-20-2009, 02:04 PM
Cowgirl it is to live.

Further, That was the best outing the Sims will ever have!

I Don't Need A Name
01-20-2009, 02:47 PM
slutty cowgirl
can i be second male baby? :jess:

scrumpleberry
01-20-2009, 03:13 PM
Cowgirl to live!

demondude
01-20-2009, 04:51 PM
I want to be a baby. ^_^ Hopefully you'll have triplets.

Oh, and you must save Cowgirl Whore!

Rantz
01-20-2009, 05:27 PM
Best update so far imho. xD

I also vote Jessweeeee by fire. It would have been Rye if not for her sublime stunt with Dan today.

Edit: What, this looks stupid now I guess. Missed a page.

qwertysaur
01-20-2009, 08:51 PM
Save Cowgirl lady. When she calls again she might come back with more victims xD

Jessweeee♪
01-20-2009, 10:44 PM
I vote Cowgirl Whore!


And why does everyone like Psychotic xDDD

scrumpleberry
01-20-2009, 11:03 PM
I don't, he annoys me :|

Bunny
01-21-2009, 12:32 AM
I vote Cowgirl Whore!


And why does everyone like Psychotic xDDD

He's the only one with romantic aspirations.

ALSO THE HAIR

OH GOD THE HAIR

Marshall Banana
01-21-2009, 01:26 AM
No one has pigtails?

Psychotic
01-21-2009, 01:41 AM
Day 8: Burn, baby, burn - Act II.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn1.jpg

What the people want, the people get. Cowgirl Whore, you're free to go!

Behind her you can see a stream of the EoFFers carrying filth out of the Death Chamber. It has been loaded up with ovens and fireplaces.

It is time.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn2.jpg

Jessweeee puts on a pretty dress and sprints to the room. It's like she heard there was going to be a fire and just had to be a part of it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn3.jpg

"Fire?! Oh my god where?!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn4.jpg

Hahaha no I don't think so somehow, asshole.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn5.jpg

Wow, that was really quick! Jessweee's a natural!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn6.jpg

The flames have drawn quite the crowd.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn7.jpg

"No firemen are going to save her ass this time!"

Then I do a check to see where the other inmates are.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn8.jpg

...what.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn9.jpg

Jessweeee screams in agony. I hope you know what you're doing, EoFF.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn10.jpg

They're not even having sex, they're just sitting on the bed, naked.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn11.jpg

So long, J♪.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn12.jpg

At that exact moment, this was going on. So harsh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn13.jpg

The back of the chamber has become the wailing smurfing wall.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn14.jpg

This waste of space is still alive, but not for very much longer.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn15.jpg

"YESSSSS, THANK YOU GOD!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn16.jpg

The boys have a merry old chat while SNM evacuates his bowels all over the floor in a sad effort to put out the fire.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn17.jpg

Look who thinks she's Dan! The sperm inside her body are obviously controlling her urges.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn18.jpg

The hippies befoul my nice decking. :irked:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn19.jpg

Morning has broken.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn20.jpg

I put her grave next to Bunny's. We will never forget. As for SNM's grave, I deleted it. I don't want his poncey ghost in my house.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn21.jpg

Finally, someone who doesn't like me! Although really dude, you voted for her to die too, don't blame this on me.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn22.jpg

These two get jiggy in the hot tub.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn23.jpg

They sure are exhibitionists, aren't they?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn24.jpg

Insert gay joke here. Huxley is the only Sim who ever gets tickled. Seriously I don't know what's up with that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn25.jpg

Still, it doesn't affect him too much. He's able to discuss what I can only assume is goatse with Shlup during a game of strip chess.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn26.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn27.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn28.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn29.jpg

What are you so happy about?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn30.jpg

Oh, sex? In the past twenty four hours you've nailed Shlup three times and Jessweee once. Are you seriously telling me you want more?

As if he heard my thoughts, he promptly goes and does this.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn31.jpg

...is...is he trying to perform self-fellatio?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn32.jpg

Shlup wonders if it's too soon to make a Jessweee joke.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn33.jpg

Dan has finished his picture of his enemy on the toilet.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn34.jpg

"What the hell are you doing? If you want sex, just ask for it?"
*grunts* "No...need.....nnnnngh.....almost....got it!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn35.jpg

At least someone's enjoying it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn36.jpg

He goes to make a drink, his eyes still on the prize.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn37.jpg

This house is getting seriously gay. :barf:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn38.jpg

This house is getting seriously gay. :jokey:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn39.jpg

Oh my god oh my god it's gonna happen they're gonna be lesbians!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn40.jpg

But no. The hivemind commands all of my Sims (except Keith) to the kitchen to make lunch.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn41.jpg

"NO BLOOD FOR OIL!"
"...Liberals :rolleyes2"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn42.jpg

Shlup lets out an enormous belch, which still manages to be sexy because she's a blonde woman in a bikini.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn43.jpg

Dan giggles at her wind. This is so precious. :love:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn44.jpg

"Hold on, let me check".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn45.jpg

"...I don't get paid enough for this :skull::skull::skull::skull:".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn46.jpg

Apparently that black guy really wanted to talk to Keith about holding hands. Go figure.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn47.jpg

Speaking of hands, Huxley plunges his into the toilet to try to unclog it. I suspect he's enjoying it.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn48.jpg

"You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Take the pussy off the pedestal".

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn49.jpg

Still alive. Slowly breaking down.

Anyway, I figured these jerks might be missing EoFF, so I gave them a computer.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn50.jpg

Well of course she has no email. Who'd email her?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn51.jpg

Maybe this guy would.

Let's get a closer look.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn52.jpg

He wants her.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn53.jpg

I'm watching myself play the Sims while I play the Sims. There's got to be some philosophical issue to all of this.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn54.jpg

Dan appears to be watching President Obama's inauguration.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn55.jpg

Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Not gonna lie, I turned around myself when I saw him standing there staring.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn56.jpg

"What a surprise! A creepy freak is standing there staring at me! It's just what I always wanted...how did you know?"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn57.jpg

They are trying to flood the place with their urine.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn58.jpg

Shlup has apparently taken a test and got confirmation of her pregnancy. She switches to her maternity clothes.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn59.jpg

The proud father seems overjoyed.

DK
01-21-2009, 01:48 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn26.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/burn27.jpg

fuck. yes.

Psychotic
01-21-2009, 01:50 AM
VOTIN' THYME!

I want a wedding, but I don't know who should get married. I should point out that Dan, Rye and Shlup all have aspirations to marry their respective partners, but Psychotic has marrying Shlup listed as a fear.

Anyway, who should get married?
Rye and DK, or Psychotic and ShlupQuack?