Double Helix of Wakka

[sir helix]

Double Helix



Wakka has Loser written all over his forehead, First off you
don't even have a proper weapon for FF hero, your using a smurfing ball, a frigen
air filled ball, your dressed like a monkey that sits ontop of a street organ thingy,
youv got a major hair problim and refuse to come to the fact that seymour is evil,
EVIL. when hes obviously attacking you and Yuna, Hes attacking the girl your supposed
to protect with your blue ball, wile everyone is using a reasonable weapon (exept Lulu
but i can see her point of choice). but even Tidus whos a Figment of everyones
imagination is using a sword, so Wakka .......your a Passafist

[Mirage]

The award for least comprehensive post goes tooooooo....


SIR HELIX!

[Tavrobel]

You, sir, have never been hit on the head by a soccer ball flying at your head after someone on the team kicked it.

[Mirage]

And definitely not one with spikes attached to it.

[sir helix]

Yes i have been hit by a demonic soccor ball and it hurt like a mother, but it wasn't enough to kill me, oh and who in their right mind would kick a spike covered ball its got ouch written all over it.

[Mirage]

He's throwing, not kicking.

[sir helix]

not when it comes to his overdrive.... hes kicking that baby.

[The Man]

obviously you've never seen one with magical properties then :monster:

[Markus. D]

Attack Reals.

I'm going to cease saying anything else.

[Jiro]

People seem to have mistaken the reason for these posts of Helix's. He's taking stabs at heroes, we're supposed to join in for fun xD

[Mirage]

But it wasn't funny.

[scrumpleberry]

Oh don't be such a miserly grump, it was a little bit funny.

[trancekuja]

Yeah , why acting so serious? Forums are for happy , nutty & cheerful people , not for grumps and Gargamels...

[Jiro]

Wakka seems to have a deep need for reassurance, using the ending of ",ya?" quite often. Needs to stop being so paranoid about people hating him imo

[trancekuja]

And he should stop hugging Tidus...:)

[blackmage_nuke]

I think if he has the skills to throw a ball and not only make it hit something but throw it in such a way that it comes right back to him every time, then he has the skills to handle around the spikes and throw it hard enough to really hurt.

Besides its not like theres a library or a class for proper speech ettiquete in Besaid. What else is he gunna do besides practicing with the Blitzball?

That being said I dont like over the top religious nuts, but if everyone had the mysterious, silent, cool, personality then it would get rather predictable.

[black orb]

>>> Blitzball players are deadly weapons.. They can hold their breath for hours and also throw a ball at great speeds and lengths under the frigging water..
I certainly would not want to mess with one of them.

[Levian]

yeah... what a doofus huh? ... :shifty:

[sir helix]

side note: this wasn't one of my better planed DH threads but i decided to go ahead and toss it out ahead of time. oh and if theres an FF Hero youd like to see on here them PM me.

<disturbing truth>
Wakkas wife never get a big belly wile shes pregnant so iv come to the conclustion that Wakka has a very small seed.

[Depression Moon]

side note: this wasn't one of my better planed DH threads but i decided to go ahead and toss it out ahead of time. oh and if theres an FF Hero youd like to see on here them PM me.

<disturbing truth="">
Wakkas wife never get a big belly wile shes pregnant so iv come to the conclustion that Wakka has a very small seed.
Oh burnt him!
</disturbing>

[BG-57]

I like Wakka. He's goofy and fun comic relief, but has a serious edge involving his older brother complex with Tidus, his relationship with Lulu, and his prejudice against Al Bhed.

The party is well balanced between goofy light characters (Tidus, Wakka, Rikku) and deadly serious characters (Lulu, Auron, and Kimahri). Yuna is between those extremes.

[trancekuja]

I like Wakka. He's goofy and fun comic relief, but has a serious edge involving his older brother complex with Tidus, his relationship with Lulu, and his prejudice against Al Bhed.

The party is well balanced between goofy light characters (Tidus, Wakka, Rikku) and deadly serious characters (Lulu, Auron, and Kimahri). Yuna is between those extremes.
Geadly? Doofy?

[Jiro]

Doofy is too similar to Doofus, which has already been pinned to Wakka. :D

[Goldenboko]

Yeah , why acting so serious?

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k10/CityInTheClouds/Los%20Havros/why-so-serious.png

[trancekuja]

Yeah , why acting so serious?

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k10/CityInTheClouds/Los%20Havros/why-so-serious.png
hehe

[sir helix]

Hey its wakka's new war paint....hehe

[AileenFaced]

I tend to agree with Sir Helix, if in a less enthusiastic way. I simply dislike Wakka; he's a little like a stereotypical dumb sports guy - like Tidus except less funny and much less useful. The whole racism/religious fanaticism thing really got to me as well.
All in all though I just completely forgot about him and never used him again once I didn't have to =P

[Jessweeee♪]

Wakka is the redneck of the group :</>D!

[Darkswordofchaos]

I agree wakkas a loser\
Rikku Could totally pwn him and i might add thats she is a 15 year old GIRL. no offense to girls but youd think a grown man could take a small girl. dont like him nope nuh uh

[Jessweeee♪]

Well to be fair, Rikku is a small girl who potentially has grenades and items that can copy any of the characters' abilities :p

[trancekuja]

So,none of you Dark Aeons/Penance killers used Attack Reels,hm?

Plus,he scored a pretty mayor babe there...I think you know who;)

[AileenFaced]

So,none of you Dark Aeons/Penance killers used Attack Reels,hm?

Plus,he scored a pretty mayor babe there...I think you know who;)
Only cause the game creators felt sorry for him, I bet XD

[Goldenboko]

So,none of you Dark Aeons/Penance killers used Attack Reels,hm?

Plus,he scored a pretty mayor babe there...I think you know who;)

More then that, they had a KID. That means he got in her downstairs mixup dude, so she wasn't just using him to hide her lust for other women.