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Momiji
01-19-2009, 03:24 AM
MyFox Orlando | Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco (http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=8257440&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1)
Discuss.
I read this earlier. She needs to kick his 19 year old ass out. She's letting him rot in jail for a while, so that's good.
I like when she says she "got taco all over her shirt and kitchen."
Brennan
01-19-2009, 04:48 AM
Another excuse to say "Videogames are destroying our children."
Discipline does wonders you know...
Letting him sit in jail when he's 19 isn't going to "teach him a lesson."
Beating his ass when he was a little kid would "teach him a lesson."
Moon Rabbits
01-19-2009, 06:15 AM
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=8257434&version=1&locale=EN-US&subtype=MIMG&siteId=1008&isP16=true
Look at the fucking smirk on this kid's face. It makes me want to punch babies, he's all like "I'm the :skull::skull::skull::skull:."
I bet he won't be laughing when a large tattooed man named T-Bone is calling him Nancy as he's deflowered :greenie:
I bet he won't be laughing when a large tattooed man named T-Bone is calling him Nancy as he's deflowered :greenie:T-Bone will be playing on his Xbox, all right. :Eek:
Misfit
01-19-2009, 06:30 AM
Beating his ass when he was a little kid would "teach him a lesson."
For once I agree with Sagjelly~
trancekuja
01-19-2009, 03:01 PM
Hey that's a good idea for a weapon in FF XIII...
it would suit Wakka a lot more,though...taco reels or elemental taco would mess up the fiends real good:huffy:
Momiji
01-19-2009, 03:04 PM
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=8257434&version=1&locale=EN-US&subtype=MIMG&siteId=1008&isP16=true
Look at the smurfing smirk on this kid's face. It makes me want to punch babies, he's all like "I'm the :skull::skull::skull::skull:."
I bet he won't be laughing when a large tattooed man named T-Bone is calling him Nancy as he's deflowered :greenie:
Could this be the spiritual successor of the Xbox 360 kid?
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f3/Xbawks2.png
Time will tell.
He is obviously training for his local pro-Xbox team. This interruption might cost them the regional championships you know! Then what will he do with his life?
On a serious note, what a twat. His stupid grin makes me want to take to his face with a bat. How disrespectful, and what a waste of a taco. Those starving kids could have eaten that, jerk. But I suppose some people are just like that, maybe a short stint in prison will straighten him up a little (lol xD)
Araciel
01-19-2009, 04:26 PM
Taco assault sounds sexy.
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