my theories about the eoff staff

[Hawkeye]

These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want

[NeoTifa]

All of yours pretty much describe mine. Especially Leeza. I don't know how Rubah is so popular, actually. She doesn't seem to interesting to me... Psy on the hand? Love him!!!! <3

[Rantz]

rubah = Ultimecia

[Psychotic]

Hawkeye - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home.

[Bunny]

I'm 85% positive that the staff consists entirely of the multiple personalities of one single person.

[NeoTifa]

All the staff are in it together, and suck Cid's c*** for admin/mod rights, and ruin the forums for everyone. :(

[Shoeberto]

Not true, I haven't even seen Cid's cock since 2002.

[Levian]

Taken girls are more popular than single girls since when?

I think we'd all fanboy scream over rubah more if she was singler and also sluttier in the picture thread.

[qwertysaur]

While the CK's are named after Cid, when the forums were sold they also split from the original Cid of which they serve. In an alternte reality of FFVI where Banon is named Cid, Each of the Knights are actually the cast of FF VI in disguise.

Azar = Strago
Behold the Void = Gogo who is Aizen in Disguise. (Bleach refrence xD)
eestlinc = Shadow
fire_of_avalon = Umaro
Flying Mullet = Locke
Hsu = Mog
Koshiatar = Relm
Levian = Sabin
Miriel = Terra
Psychotic = Edgar
rubah = Celes
Zeromus_X = Setzer

Some of the Admins are also returners in hiding
Del Murder = Cyan
Shlup Quack = Gau

Other Admins are not exactly Returners but are still in FF VI
Kawaii Ryûkishi = Ultros
Leeka = Leo
Loony BoB = Biggs and Wedge.

crono_logical, Roogle and SamuraiD are the warring Triad who keep EoFF from falling apart.

[Goldenboko]

I'm pretty sure Levian and Psychotic are having an affair.

Just throwing that out there!

[scrumpleberry]

I used to think Levia and Psy were the same person :o They're so perfectly matched.

[Levian]

I'm the prototype and Psy is the final product.

This reminds me that I found a voice file on my computer the other day and I can't remember if I made it or Psy made it. I'll have to remember to ask him about that one of these days.

[NeoTifa]

Taken girls are more popular than single girls since when?

I think we'd all fanboy scream over rubah more if she was singler and also sluttier in the picture thread.

Why? She's not even pretty, and her personality leaves something to be desired.

[Levian]

Now that's not a very nice thing to say, NeoTifa. I don't think you'd like it if someone said that about you!

[NeoTifa]

Oh, they have. Trust me.

After all, I am entitled to an opinion, and that is what I think.

[rubah]

Since when am I popular? xD

[Miriel]

Oh, they have. Trust me.

After all, I am entitled to an opinion, and that is what I think.

You're entitled to an opinion so long as you don't go insulting other members. Which is exactly what you're doing, so stop that! [/SERIOUS MOD WARNING]

C'mon everyone, more of the plausible conspiracy theories, less of the snark.


I'm 85% positive that the staff consists entirely of the multiple personalities of one single person.

:shifty:

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm 85% positive that the staff consists entirely of the multiple personalities of one single person.

And that person is Burt Reynolds.

[Meat Puppet]

They’re okay.

[Old Manus]

Levian - Secretly wishes he was me, so arranges annual profile switches with me

[Marshall Banana]

I think that rubah's cute.

[Lawr]

I think someone is jealous!

[o_O]

Flying Mullet can actually fly. He's the real deal baby.

[Aerith's Knight]

Flying Mullet can actually fly. He's the real deal baby.


I think someone is jealous!

Who wouldn't be?

[Lawr]

I always thought of a mullet blowing in the wind when I read Flying Mullet.

[Bunny]

I'm 85% positive that the staff consists entirely of the multiple personalities of one single person.

And that person is Burt Reynolds.

Hold the phone, buddy. That's going a little overboard, don't you think?

[Evastio]

I think rubah is okay just the way she is. She's always nice and willing to help people out, and when she jokes around she knows when things are going too far and avoids being offensive with her jokes. She's also able to be serious while not being strict or harsh (which is something most people are unable to do). I understand if you feel she tries to attract attention to herself a lot, but honestly, who doesn't want attention every now and then? At least she admits that she's self centered every once in a while and doesn't do it to the point that other EoFFers feel like trash. Maybe she's just doing it so she can raise her self esteem a little. rubah also makes other people feel better about themselves too (I know she's done that for me a lot) so it's not like she's thinking about herself all the time.

I guess her being good looking is a matter of opinion. I personally think that she's really pretty, especially considering she doesn't use make up and hair dye. (I tend to like girls better if they go with their natural look. Too much make up makes girls look, creepy). I also really like her smile a lot since it looks sincere and innocent, rather than exaggerated and disturbing.

[Cuchulainn]

These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want

Funniest post I've seen in a centuary dude.

[Caraliz]

there are no eoff couples, only one single person

rubah and hsu are one person
del murder and miriel are one person
danielle and daniel are one person

umm... et cetera except for me and bert. we're actually two people. really.

[Momiji]

What you all don't know is that I'm actually controlling all of the staff accounts. Seriously.

[Shiny]

del murder and miriel don't actually have any other body parts aside from feet and legs.

[XxSephirothxX]

Since when am I popular? xD


I think rubah is okay just the way she is. She's always nice and willing to help people out, and when she jokes around she knows when things are going too far and avoids being offensive with her jokes. She's also able to be serious while not being strict or harsh (which is something most people are unable to do). I understand if you feel she tries to attract attention to herself a lot, but honestly, who doesn't want attention every now and then? At least she admits that she's self centered every once in a while and doesn't do it to the point that other EoFFers feel like trash. Maybe she's just doing it so she can raise her self esteem a little. rubah also makes other people feel better about themselves too (I know she's done that for me a lot) so it's not like she's thinking about herself all the time.

I guess her being good looking is a matter of opinion. I personally think that she's really pretty, especially considering she doesn't use make up and hair dye. (I tend to like girls better if they go with their natural look. Too much make up makes girls look, creepy). I also really like her smile a lot since it looks sincere and innocent, rather than exaggerated and disturbing.

:smash:

[Leeza]

Oh, Hawkeye. With members like you to baybsit, I think all of the staff is actually holding up quite well. :)

ps: rubah is beautiful. Lev and Psy are twins. Miriel and Del Murder are not the same person. However, Del Murder and eestlinc are one and the same.

[Lawr]

Since when am I popular? xD


I think rubah is okay just the way she is. She's always nice and willing to help people out, and when she jokes around she knows when things are going too far and avoids being offensive with her jokes. She's also able to be serious while not being strict or harsh (which is something most people are unable to do). I understand if you feel she tries to attract attention to herself a lot, but honestly, who doesn't want attention every now and then? At least she admits that she's self centered every once in a while and doesn't do it to the point that other EoFFers feel like trash. Maybe she's just doing it so she can raise her self esteem a little. rubah also makes other people feel better about themselves too (I know she's done that for me a lot) so it's not like she's thinking about herself all the time.

I guess her being good looking is a matter of opinion. I personally think that she's really pretty, especially considering she doesn't use make up and hair dye. (I tend to like girls better if they go with their natural look. Too much make up makes girls look, creepy). I also really like her smile a lot since it looks sincere and innocent, rather than exaggerated and disturbing.

:smash:

Funniest post I've seen in a centuary dude.

[Fonzie]

They do their job, something that comes only once in a centuary.

[fire_of_avalon]

Wow NeoTifa. Jealous much? Who isn't paying enough attention to you, sweetie, because I'll do my damnedest to make it up to you; you sexy hot mama. God I love you.

Shut up, Hawkeye. xD

Theories:

kishi isn't scary.
cl_out isn't a robot - he's a cyborg. Much scarier.
BoB is just about ready to hit the killswitch
Miriel will take over the joint someday.

[NeoTifa]

O.o I'm not jealous. Honestly. That just my opinion. She never made an effort to contact me or make herself known otherwise to me so thats what I think of her. I know everybody thinks I'm an asshole, but if you really get to know me, I'm really quite a nice person. I just tell it how I see it.

[Fonzie]

Wow NeoTifa. Jealous much? Who isn't paying enough attention to you, sweetie, because I'll do my damnedest to make it up to you; you sexy hot mama. God I love you.

Shut up, Hawkeye. xD

Theories:

kishi isn't scary.
cl_out isn't a robot - he's a cyborg. Much scarier.
BoB is just about ready to hit the killswitch
Miriel will take over the joint someday.

Where the hell have you been?:(

[fire_of_avalon]

I've been.... waiting >_>

[Bunny]

I've been.... waiting >_>

Did you get knocked up?

[fire_of_avalon]

No, but my cousin did and I have been making an afghan for her.

[Madame Adequate]

I think rubah is a pretty cool guy. eh mods in modaration and dosent afraid of anything.

[Shiny]

I think rubah is a pretty cool guy. eh mods in modaration and doesnt afraid of anything.

What the hell.

[Rye]

Oh my good lord!

What the hell is this drama fest. I'm so glad no one is making any theories about me. Though there is the theory that I have a sinister mouth.

[Fonzie]

I think rubah is a pretty cool guy. eh mods in modaration and doesnt afraid of anything.

What the hell.

FloorChan.

[Cuchulainn]

Oh my good lord!

What the hell is this drama fest. I'm so glad no one is making any theories about me. Though there is the theory that I have a sinister mouth.


Tis not drama you silly wee noo yoyka. Tis dry wit & quite funny. That is unless you're talking about that Tifa girl/fella in which case that IS pure drama. I cannot accept that anyone could ever hate Rubah.

[Bunny]

I think rubah is a pretty cool guy. eh mods in modaration and doesnt afraid of anything.

dosent

[Madame Adequate]

I think rubah is a pretty cool guy. eh mods in modaration and doesnt afraid of anything.

dosent

False: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d4/Halo_kills_aleins.JPG

[NeoTifa]

Lol this thread makes me giggle.

[Bunny]

I think rubah is a pretty cool guy. eh mods in modaration and doesnt afraid of anything.

dosent

False: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d4/Halo_kills_aleins.JPG

Yeah, Encyclopedia Dramatica isn't the go-to for all things 4chan-related.

[Madame Adequate]

Yes, I'm sure someone bothered to fake a screenshot specifically to switch around two letters. :rolleyes2

[Bunny]

I never said that but even failures visit 4chan. The majority of people say it as "dosent" though.

[Tavrobel]

With all due offense, Bunny, you've been wrong about these things before. I'm going to have to defer to the Dramatica on this one; I've yet to see it as "dosent" before this thread.

I have a theory that I hate everyone on the Forum Staff to the core, but for different reasons. So far, I've just been lumping each of them into the same category of "you get in my way."

[Bunny]

With all due offense, Bunny, you've been wrong about these things before. I'm going to have to defer to the Dramatica on this one; I've yet to see it as "dosent" before this thread.

Then the two of you obviously didn't browse 4chan back when this was an actual meme. I even asked around to confirm before I made any post and got the same answers from everyone I asked. Again, the Dramatica isn't the go-to for all things 4chan related. When have I been wrong about these things? The Rule 34 thing? Hardly.

[Momiji]

With all due offense, Bunny, you've been wrong about these things before. I'm going to have to defer to the Dramatica on this one; I've yet to see it as "dosent" before this thread.

Then the two of you obviously didn't browse 4chan back when this was an actual meme. I even asked around to confirm before I made any post and got the same answers from everyone I asked. Again, the Dramatica isn't the go-to for all things 4chan related. When have I been wrong about these things? The Rule 34 thing? Hardly.

Are you trying to brag about how long you've been around 4chan? That's pretty low.

...


late 2005 for me

[Tavrobel]

Then the two of you obviously didn't browse 4chan back when this was an actual meme. I even asked around to confirm before I made any post and got the same answers from everyone I asked. Again, the Dramatica isn't the go-to for all things 4chan related. When have I been wrong about these things? The Rule 34 thing? Hardly.

You can't catch them all, I can admit to that, and yes, you were wrong in that case.

[Aerith's Knight]

With all due offense, Bunny, you've been wrong about these things before. I'm going to have to defer to the Dramatica on this one; I've yet to see it as "dosent" before this thread.

Then the two of you obviously didn't browse 4chan back when this was an actual meme. I even asked around to confirm before I made any post and got the same answers from everyone I asked. Again, the Dramatica isn't the go-to for all things 4chan related. When have I been wrong about these things? The Rule 34 thing? Hardly.

Are you trying to brag about how long you've been around 4chan? That's pretty low.

...


late 2005 for me

You two pick very strange things to be proud of.

[Momiji]

I'm not proud of it. 'Tis a mark of shame.

[Bunny]

Then the two of you obviously didn't browse 4chan back when this was an actual meme. I even asked around to confirm before I made any post and got the same answers from everyone I asked. Again, the Dramatica isn't the go-to for all things 4chan related. When have I been wrong about these things? The Rule 34 thing? Hardly.

Are you trying to brag about how long you've been around 4chan? That's pretty low.

...

late 2005 for me

Congratulations.



Then the two of you obviously didn't browse 4chan back when this was an actual meme. I even asked around to confirm before I made any post and got the same answers from everyone I asked. Again, the Dramatica isn't the go-to for all things 4chan related. When have I been wrong about these things? The Rule 34 thing? Hardly.

You can't catch them all, I can admit to that, and yes, you were wrong in that case.

And so were you, so we are even.

[Shlup]

ANYWAY GUYS.

My main theories all revolve around hamsters an Exlax, so I'm going to refrain from going into detail. Suffice it to say that you don't want too meet any of us in person.

[Dr Unne]

All the staffers I know are good people.

[Aerith's Knight]

All the staffers I know are good people.

Shouldn't you know them all? :p

[Jiro]

All the staffers I know are good people.

Shouldn't you know them all? :p

I think that's his point :p
I haven't got any issues with the staff, they aren't causing trouble so I'm good.

[Loony BoB]

clout is a human.
ShlupQuack is a woman.
eestlinc is alive.

All theories I'm working on proving somehow, although I'm struggling for evidence.

[Aerith's Knight]

Loony BoB isn't really loony! or a BoB!

He isn't even called bob! D:

He's called scrumplebut, at least that's what Danielle told me. :bigsmile:

[Rye]

Momiji and Tavrobel are one entity.

[Tavrobel]

And so were you, so we are even.

No. We aren't even until you find a girl that you like, I give you permission to have sex with her, and then you look down at the note and find out that it says "now we're even."

[Flying Mullet]

I always thought of a mullet blowing in the wind when I read Flying Mullet.
That's where the name came from, actually. :)

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm still not entirely convinced that Levian and Psychotic are different people.

[Loony BoB]

Likening Levian to Psychotic is on par with likening Wasim Akram to Michael Clarke (actually, that might be harsh on Psy... maybe). I'm banning the lot of you.

[Momiji]

Momiji and Tavrobel are one entity.

Under my theory that I am controlling all staff accounts, this statement is true.

[Lawr]

I always thought of a mullet blowing in the wind when I read Flying Mullet.
That's where the name came from, actually. :)

Score! *fist-pump*

[Madame Adequate]

Then the two of you obviously didn't browse 4chan back when this was an actual meme. I even asked around to confirm before I made any post and got the same answers from everyone I asked. Again, the Dramatica isn't the go-to for all things 4chan related. When have I been wrong about these things? The Rule 34 thing? Hardly.

You can't catch them all, I can admit to that, and yes, you were wrong in that case.

And so were you, so we are even.

Tavrobel agrees with me. Therefore I was probably wrong. Point concede, Bunny, and post edited.

[Tavrobel]

Tavrobel agrees with me. Therefore I was probably wrong. Point concede, Bunny, and post edited.

This is a wonderful power you've given me. All I have to do is to continue not believing in God, and your entire worldview is screwed.

[rubah]

well, he did include 'probably'

I have a theory that necronopticous was actually a confidential aide to Ron Popeil, but. . .

[Tavrobel]

well, he did include 'probably'

It was worth a shot.

[Quindiana Jones]

Probably is good enough, really. You'd pretty much screw his entire worldview.

[NeoTifa]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-demands-that-baby-worship-him.jpg

[Jessweeee♪]

Why do I feel like I was just called an idiot?

:</>|

[Aerith's Knight]

Why do I feel like I was just called an idiot?

:</>|

Passive Haugen-Coplander complex.

[Del Murder]

cl_out is a robot. It's not a theory. She currently sits in a corner of my apartment. She doesn't come online much because batteries are expensive.

My old theory about kishi is that he is a computer program created by Square to go to FF message boards and get info on the people who play the games. That's why he knows so much about them. Whenever he goes away they are upgrading to the newest version. I once met the 'man' but I firmly believe that was just an actor that SE paid off.

I am actually eestlinc's second account but since Del Murder rose to the rank of Admin and eest is just a lowly CK I decided to use this one more often. Plus Del Murder has a hotter girlfriend.

Perhaps ShlupQuack is a man?

foa once beat up Chuck N<b></b>orris.

And finally, Roogle is actually New Orleans Hornets point guard Chris Paul:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b240/Bizarre_Bigz/ChrisPaulRender.png

[Aerith's Knight]

And finally, Roogle is actually New Orleans Hornets point guard Chris Paul:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b240/Bizarre_Bigz/ChrisPaulRender.png

I KNEW IT!

[Rocket Edge]

These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want
gahaha I can't stop laughing

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Thank you for your cooperation, citizens! Please proceed to the nearest execution booth for termination!

[Flying Mullet]

Thank you for your cooperation, citizens! Please proceed to the nearest execution booth for termination insemination!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want
gahaha I can't stop laughing

A'yo, seriously son. This is a classic ass post man...lol



Thank you for your cooperation, citizens! Please proceed to the nearest execution booth for termination!

I'll only do that if your paying...:rolleyes2

[Winter Nights]

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7
Odd.. Leeza was the only staffer I actually liked and semi-respected. Granted, I've been gone for over 3 years, so I have no idea what's she's like these days.

The others I just barely remember.

[Goldenboko]

Thank you for your cooperation, citizens! Please proceed to the nearest execution booth for termination!

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/11/suicide-booth.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

It looks like he's being attacked from behind by a tiny paper dinosaur.

[Gwawr]

At risk of sounding unexciting, my theories about the staff are that they're all quite cheerful/approachable/spend way too much time on EoFF.

Naturally, I know NONE of them...

[Tavrobel]

At risk of sounding unexciting, my theories about the staff are that they're all quite cheerful/approachable/spend way too much time on EoFF.

Naturally, I know NONE of them...

Hi. My name is Tavrobel, and you're going to die in about six seconds.

Six seconds is how long it takes for me to distend my own anus and produce a pocketknife.

[Gwawr]

I.....er......await that moment with baited breath.

[eestlinc]

eestlinc: proving Loony BoB correct for 8 years and counting!

[KentaRawr!]

I have this feeling that Loony BoB penetrated someone, but I can't prove it.

[Momiji]

With the Balokivirus, EVERYONE has been penetrated by loony bob!

[NeoCracker]

I theorize I will penetrate them all by the end of the week.