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Goldenboko
01-30-2009, 10:34 PM
Posts: 1,999,376

EoFF is extremely close to it's 2,000,000th post! With some members making 100 posts a week, this milestone will be coming soon! It seems like something worth partying about! :kaocheer:

Like a New Years Eve countdown, only instead of seconds, posts! :p

Go wild! Have sex fun!

EDIT: 12:58 PM GMT: 1,999,400

Yar
01-30-2009, 10:35 PM
We'd be there if spam were permitted. :mad2:

NeoCracker
01-30-2009, 10:37 PM
If spam were permited from the begining we would have hit this milestone a few years ago.

However it would have stopped, cause the forum would probably be deserted by that point because of the mindless slop that would infest it.

Hawkeye
01-30-2009, 10:38 PM
If spam were permited from the begining we would have hit this milestone a few years ago.

However it would have stopped, cause the forum would probably be deserted by that point because of the mindless slop that would infest it.

You have never been to 4chan then.

demondude
01-30-2009, 10:38 PM
I will dedicate 24 hours a day to insure I get that post.

Goldenboko
01-30-2009, 10:39 PM
If spam were permited from the begining we would have hit this milestone a few years ago.

However it would have stopped, cause the forum would probably be deserted by that point because of the mindless slop that would infest it.

You have never been to 4chan then.

God I hope not! I love Neo too much to know he associates with that crap.


I will dedicate 24 hours a day to insure I get that post.

...It's on bitch. I will DESTROY you.

Tama2
01-30-2009, 10:40 PM
Happy New Year!

Yar
01-30-2009, 10:41 PM
I suggest that 2,000,000th poster gets banned.

Marshall Banana
01-30-2009, 10:42 PM
It's the perfect time to give out lucky bags.

NeoCracker
01-30-2009, 10:42 PM
If spam were permited from the begining we would have hit this milestone a few years ago.

However it would have stopped, cause the forum would probably be deserted by that point because of the mindless slop that would infest it.

You have never been to 4chan then.

Oh I've been there. But theres only room for some many spam toilets on the net. And between Gaia and 4chan, people don't need or WANT a third.

The excess spam forum would be discarded as its pointless.

Edit: Sorry to let you down Boko. But some of the cat girls are so cute. ;_;

Sergeant Hartman
01-30-2009, 10:49 PM
I'd laugh if the post is made in the study hall section or something.

Old Manus
01-30-2009, 10:49 PM
I shall ensure that this will be a furry 2M GET

Goldenboko
01-30-2009, 10:50 PM
I'd laugh if the post is made in the study hall section or something.

Better yet, if it was made here. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-crystal-chronicles/)

Tavrobel
01-30-2009, 10:54 PM
I have a prediction:

The 2M GET will occur either in one of the hidden sections not visible to regular members.

Yar
01-30-2009, 10:58 PM
My prediciton is that at 1,999,999, the forum server has another one of it's lolfails and deletes all the posts with the past three years.

Momiji
01-30-2009, 11:03 PM
I have a prediction:

The 2M GET will occur either in one of the hidden sections not visible to regular members.

Let's see to it that that happens.

Goldenboko
01-30-2009, 11:04 PM
I have a prediction:

The 2M GET will occur either in one of the hidden sections not visible to regular members.

Let's see to it that that doesn't happens.

:mad2:

Ideally it gets posted in this thread =P

NeoCracker
01-30-2009, 11:06 PM
God no, that would be lame. It needs to be posted somewhere by someone no one would expect.

Kishi posting a post of praise in the FF VIII Forum of FF VIII or something.

Momiji
01-30-2009, 11:07 PM
Either way, it better be good. The 100M get was a furry failget.

Darkswordofchaos
01-30-2009, 11:13 PM
2,000,000 millon is a big number

demondude
01-30-2009, 11:14 PM
Sure is.

Goldenboko
01-30-2009, 11:15 PM
2,000,000 millon is a big number

Yeah, 2 trillion is pretty big.

Freya
01-30-2009, 11:15 PM
Oh woo, I hope it's a newbie thread that gets it.

Sergeant Hartman
01-30-2009, 11:15 PM
I reckon it will just be a gif of a strawberry bouncing about and we'll all just have to accept it.

Denmark
01-30-2009, 11:25 PM
Summary of this thread so far:

2M GET

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

MODGET MODGET MODGET

MODGET = FAILGET

seriously guys, if you're really concerned about post volume, do it somewhere else. here at Eyes on Final Fantasy, we're concerned with post quality. which has also been lacking.

Goldenboko
01-30-2009, 11:27 PM
Figures, wouldn't be EoFF if someone didn't bitch. :)

Darkswordofchaos
01-30-2009, 11:31 PM
The world is prolly gonna end at 1,999,999 posts.
god is gonna kill us all to make sure EoFF is never gona be at 2mill post cause it will be the happiest time in most of out lives

Denmark
01-30-2009, 11:49 PM
Figures, wouldn't be EoFF if someone didn't bitch. :)

It's similar to the reason we don't have visible postcounts. Quality > Quantity.

Goldenboko
01-30-2009, 11:51 PM
Figures, wouldn't be EoFF if someone didn't bitch. :)

It's similar to the reason we don't have visible postcounts. Quality > Quantity.

Sure, but it's still an occasion. No need to ruin it. Don't got anything nice to say then bugger off :p

NeoCracker
01-31-2009, 12:08 AM
Figures, wouldn't be EoFF if someone didn't bitch. :)

It's similar to the reason we don't have visible postcounts. Quality > Quantity.

Sure, but it's still an occasion. No need to ruin it. Don't got anything nice to say then bugger off :p

That wasn't very of you. Why don't YOU bugger off? :Mad2:

If Denmark has the inferior opinion of disliking yoru thread, then he can express them dang nabbit!

:p

rubah
01-31-2009, 12:31 AM
I hope it's me

Heath
01-31-2009, 02:25 AM
I'm assuming that you're all going to post a couple of hundred replies while I type this post out and end up on post 2,001,000 or something.

blackmage_nuke
01-31-2009, 02:43 AM
So how will we actually know which one is the 2,000,000th post If everyone posts simultaneously?

NeoCracker
01-31-2009, 02:49 AM
The post shall shine with a brilliant light that will blind your eyes, so that you will never know just what it says.

SNOOZER
01-31-2009, 02:49 AM
I suggest that 2,000,000th poster gets banned.

Seconded!

But really though did EoFF do anything when it reached it's 1,000,000th post? Or better yet, does anybody know what that post could have been? I know Loony Bob could probably find this answer, he's made of magic... and candy. Mmm...

Meat Puppet
01-31-2009, 02:58 AM
Oh, Goldenboko.

Aerith's Knight
01-31-2009, 04:14 AM
This thread is full of sadness.

I mean.. if it was a countdown to sex, I could understand all the exitement.

rubah
01-31-2009, 04:21 AM
1,999,576!!

Goldenboko
01-31-2009, 04:27 AM
This thread is full of sadness.

I mean.. if it was a countdown to sex, I could understand all the exitement.

The reward for getting post 2,000,000 IS sex. With any EoFFer of your choice.

escobert
01-31-2009, 04:35 AM
GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!!

Yar
01-31-2009, 05:02 AM
1,999,576!!:Eek:!! No way!

Jiro
01-31-2009, 05:08 AM
I didn't realise EoFF had so many posts. I wonder how many posts have taken a hit due to database fail been lost?

Banning the poster would not encourage anyone to post out of fear. Bad idea I believe.

Del Murder
01-31-2009, 05:10 AM
Well this is post number 2,629,390 according to the database, so quite a lot.

Jiro
01-31-2009, 06:59 AM
How unfortunate :cry:
We'll just have to make up for it with quality posts... :D

Spatvark
01-31-2009, 07:28 AM
<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/2000000-post30.html">Only two and a quarter years too late.</a>

blackmage_nuke
01-31-2009, 07:47 AM
<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/2000000-post30.html">Only two and a quarter years too late.</a>

Man that is deep

Jiro
01-31-2009, 08:44 AM
That's a bit of a let down. I think I'll pretend I never saw it and go off the stats at the bottom.

NeoCracker
01-31-2009, 08:48 AM
I say what we do is have a staff member figure the difference between the main database and the one listed at the bottom of the normal forum page.

Then just add that on to 2,000,000 and we'll know which post the 2,000,000th one is going to be. :p

The NEW 2,000,000 I should say. :p

Goldenboko
01-31-2009, 01:51 PM
That's a bit of a let down. I think I'll pretend I never saw it and go off the stats at the bottom.


I say what we do is have a staff member figure the difference between the main database and the one listed at the bottom of the normal forum page.

Then just add that on to 2,000,000 and we'll know which post the 2,000,000th one is going to be. :p

The NEW 2,000,000 I should say. :p

What they said :p

Momiji
01-31-2009, 02:33 PM
Perhaps we should take the soon-to-be 2,000,000th post and then add the actual total of posts according to the database, divide by 2, and then that is the official 2M GET. :p

Leeza
01-31-2009, 05:15 PM
If spam were permited from the begining we would have hit this milestone a few years ago.

However it would have stopped, cause the forum would probably be deserted by that point because of the mindless slop that would infest it.



seriously guys, if you're really concerned about post volume, do it somewhere else. here at Eyes on Final Fantasy, we're concerned with post quality. which has also been lacking.
Hmm... I see some possible future CKs here. :)

2,000,000 posts is quite a milestone, but it's just a number. Of course, it is a reflection of how great the site is, but we got there with quality posts being in the majority because we weren't looking at our post counts. :cat:

Old Manus
01-31-2009, 05:38 PM
I remember the 1M get :cry:

Fonzie
01-31-2009, 05:44 PM
2M get will be a fun way to blow off some time I suppose.

Freya
01-31-2009, 09:24 PM
LALALA

1,999,872

Darkswordofchaos
01-31-2009, 09:31 PM
i think we will be there by tomoro

I Took the Red Pill
01-31-2009, 09:32 PM
2,000,000 millon is a big number

Yeah, 2 trillion is pretty big.zing

Del Murder
02-01-2009, 02:14 AM
Cecil

Yar
02-01-2009, 02:15 AM
It says we're there! YAY CONGRATS 2,000,000th poster!

Del Murder
02-01-2009, 02:17 AM
Damn, I tried to get a screen shot but there were like 4 posts at once. Oh well there's always 3,000,000.

NeoTifa
02-01-2009, 02:36 AM
I am so making love to Psy...

Goldenboko
02-01-2009, 05:19 AM
Happy 2,000,000! See you all in a few for 3 =P

Psychotic
02-01-2009, 05:22 AM
I am so making love to Psy...I wish this was the 2 millionth post.

Old Manus
02-01-2009, 10:57 AM
I wanted to stay up until 4 in the morning or whatever to do it but had just come back from a night out and fell asleep :cry:

Also what was the post

.:kerrod:.
02-01-2009, 11:07 AM
I, too, wish to know what the post was...and how do you know the total post count? :confused:

demondude
02-01-2009, 12:10 PM
Oh look, once again I was asleep when something cool happens. >=[

Goldenboko
02-01-2009, 03:04 PM
I've done some searching and the post was maybe made in an unviewable forum. I managed to narrow it down by subtracting the total on the bottom of the page by the postcount on the newest post, there was a 629796 difference. From there I went to the "newest post" and started searching by subtracted 629796 from the post number. I got very, very close but it's somewhere between 9 and 9:30 (I think it was made about 9:10) on Jan. 31st, and it must be in an unviewable forum because the postcount skips past it in the "newest posts" stats. So it's up to site staff, mods, and admins, to look at what posts where made in their unviewable forums around 9:10.

EDIT: btw you can find the "real" total postcount by hitting the number atop the post, and the difference between postcounts is 629,796.

Psychotic
02-01-2009, 04:48 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2629796-post30.html

Del fucking Murder.

demondude
02-01-2009, 04:53 PM
I almost believed you for a second there.