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Freya
02-04-2009, 11:23 PM
So if I was a supervillian, I'd have little robot minions of course. I'd take over Utah first since they are close and I don't want them throwing fits. Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to fuck with them. THEN I'd just start taking out a bunch of countries with my robot minions.

If you had a PHD in horribleness... tehee.... what are your world domination plans?

LunarWeaver
02-04-2009, 11:33 PM
Well, first I'd have to kill you because you're too much competition! After that, who knows. I doubt I'd succeed with Part 1 of the plan.

Rantz
02-04-2009, 11:40 PM
How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord (http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html)

LunarWeaver
02-04-2009, 11:42 PM
The Internet is so incredible.

Madame Adequate
02-05-2009, 12:25 AM
I would take over Africa, running on the platform "I am not a genocidal lunatic" which would pretty much guarantee my victory. Then I would marshal the continent's vast human and material resources into an effective military, industrial, and technological power.

The rest writes itself.

Clouded Sky
02-05-2009, 03:37 AM
I would attempt to marry Lekana so that I wouldn't have to actually do anything except please her in bed while she takes over the world.:D

Freya
02-05-2009, 04:40 AM
I would attempt to marry Lekana so that I wouldn't have to actually do anything except please her in bed while she takes over the world.:D

That doesn't sound like a bad idea ;)

Clouded Sky
02-05-2009, 04:46 AM
Hey, taking over the world is hard work. I assume most evil geniuses fail because they capture a hottie involuntarily and thus never get any. This just makes them upset, they exhaust themselves more and it's a terrible cycle. This way you can relax after a hard days work!:bigsmile:

Freya
02-05-2009, 04:55 AM
Makes perfect sense. I don't want to waste my efforts on trying to get laid by one of those minion hotties. I can just get one and TADA! I'm set!

Vermachtnis
02-05-2009, 05:21 AM
First I'd get an eye patch, cause eye patches are awesome. Then I'd get an albino chick second in command. Then I'd get an ugly under appreciated scientist, for plans and inventions. Then I'd get a big guy, for a meat shield. Then I'd get a little girl, for detracting the heroes.

First will off some important guy in a place somewhere and start prancing around as his ghost. Then we wait for some meddling kids to solve the mystery and then will of them and get notoriety. Then we'll start robbing banks and stuff for money. And then will build a giant robot (I'll form the head, of course) with the money and rampage. We'll also kill the other scientists building the robot so there won't be any other giant robots.

Clouded Sky
02-05-2009, 05:41 AM
However, if it was me, I would funnel most of my money into a secret island ninja training facility, secretly raid the neighboring country's villages, then invite a neighboring leader to a meeting aboard an airship assassinate him, and then when his entire country disbands and marches on mine I'll send my ninjas to poison their food supply and cause general chaos withing their ranks. Then I'll stop playing.

rubah
02-05-2009, 05:47 AM
I'd probably wreak emotional havoc on everyone in my way. Like an internet troll, but having entire corporations at my bidding.

Psychotic
02-05-2009, 06:07 AM
Make a bunch of annoying posts on an internet forum. As you can see, my victory is close to completion. Oh I just thought of something else. Kill the whales. I hate whales. Dolphins too. Fuck dolphins.

Darkswordofchaos
02-05-2009, 07:11 PM
First i would get a pellet gun and take it to france and order them to surrender their country to me. Of course they would automaticly give up then i would Use their money and wepons and wage a war against the rest of land locked europe then i would form an alience with the uk and america and make them my friends when the get close POWtake over their countrys to. Next would come asia their small penised militarys would be no mach to my mighty force of robots adn exposions.

rubah
02-05-2009, 08:02 PM
the thing about france and gaining their weapons is. . . well I won't say it.

Goldenboko
02-05-2009, 08:06 PM
I would send a virus to delete all the porn from the internet, the world would do the rest.

Old Manus
02-05-2009, 08:11 PM
Africa
effective
cool story brah

Darkswordofchaos
02-05-2009, 08:21 PM
I would send a virus to delete all the porn from the internet, the world would do the rest.

how could you think of somthing so horrible

Madame Adequate
02-05-2009, 10:03 PM
Africa
effective
cool story brah

Is it 'cos they is black?

AwesomeGuy
02-05-2009, 10:27 PM
I would take over Africa, running on the platform "I am not a genocidal lunatic" which would pretty much guarantee my victory. Then I would marshal the continent's vast human and material resources into an effective military, industrial, and technological power.

The rest writes itself.

>Africa
>vast human resources

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, vast for self destruction. You made me laugh. Well played.

Lawr
02-05-2009, 10:53 PM
One thing I would do is after my Doomsday Device is created, I kill off all of the people that helped with its creation, and kill their families, contacts, and connections.

We can't have the risk of more than one doomsday device. Not in my world.

Darkswordofchaos
02-05-2009, 10:58 PM
if you destroy the world were will you live

Lawr
02-05-2009, 11:01 PM
It's a biological weapon. Kill off my enemies from the insides, and let the good ones live.

I'm not foolish enough to make something explosive!

Darkswordofchaos
02-05-2009, 11:02 PM
i would blow up the world and just live on the moon with all the most beautiful women in the world

Loony BoB
02-06-2009, 01:06 PM
I have an evil plan to save the world for every man, and I think it's better than the way it's being run. Oh, the groundwork's laid! No, don't be afraid... I'm sure that I can fix it when I figure out the physics. My evil plan to save the world! Just you wait 'till it's unfurled. It'll go down in history! It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic. I can't believe I made it up myself. I have an evil plan to save the world you understand. The exemplary feat - you'd think I'd have to cheat! I'd make Voltaire proud, deep and furrow browed. Uncanny and so clever, it's "Our Newest Plan Ever!" My evil plan to save the world! Just you wait 'till it's unfurled. It'll go down in history, yeah! It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic! I can't believe I made it up myself.

Darkswordofchaos
02-06-2009, 05:29 PM
an evil plan to save the world

isnt that an oxymoron

Peegee
02-06-2009, 08:04 PM
I would develop an airborne virus that is degenerative to human cognitive abilities and unleash this horror upon the world.

You don't want me to be a supervillain or to have any sort of significant power. Nihilism + genocide is a terrible mix.

Darkswordofchaos
02-06-2009, 08:44 PM
I would develop an airborne virus that is degenerative to human cognitive abilities and unleash this horror upon the world.
you mean the internet

Bunny
02-06-2009, 08:58 PM
Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.

What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.

My evil plan consists of a set of panda bears, nine and a half koala bears and a bottle of mountain dew. I will not bore you with the details.

Psychotic
02-06-2009, 09:13 PM
This thread is now about Cacodemons.

Aerith's Knight
02-06-2009, 09:14 PM
Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.

What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.


I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.

Bunny
02-06-2009, 09:19 PM
Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.


I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.

Dead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.

Freya
02-06-2009, 09:23 PM
"Dr. Lekana, Phd in Doom, Masters in Quake." :D

Aerith's Knight
02-06-2009, 09:24 PM
Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.


I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.

Dead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.

Actually, they had to change their overall goal because they kept succeeding in it. Their first goal was to retake the "Lebensraum", or else said the german speaking countries.

Well, besides shaking off the french oppression and such.

Psychotic
02-06-2009, 09:25 PM
Why aren't you guys talking about Doom? I hate this thread. :(

Rantz
02-06-2009, 09:26 PM
I like it when the imps die and you can look at their crotches and there is something there.

Darkswordofchaos
02-06-2009, 09:29 PM
Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.


I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.

Dead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.


Theres a lesson to be learned there. You can take over almost the entire world as long as you our one of your allies dont f**k with america

Blue Harvest
02-07-2009, 02:58 PM
I have no world domination plans, but I'm assisting Kes in hers in exchange for not being killed.

Darkswordofchaos
02-07-2009, 04:11 PM
I have no world domination plans, but I'm assisting Kes in hers in exchange for not being killed.

Then you talk her into giving you the world in her will and then you poison her.

Brillant!!

Awrini
02-07-2009, 04:19 PM
This thread is now about Cacodemons.
http://metal.slipgate.org/Files/Doom_files/Doom_icons/Cacodemon.gif

Madame Adequate
02-07-2009, 04:34 PM
For some reason Cacodemons are my fave DooM demons. I sorta want to hang out with them, have a beer, watch the game. Don't ask why.

Not like those smurfing revenants :mad2:

Darkswordofchaos
02-07-2009, 04:39 PM
For some reason Cacodemons are my fave DooM demons. I sorta want to hang out with them, have a beer, watch the game. Don't ask why.




They're giant red spiky balls with one big eye.
Whats not to like?

Blue Harvest
02-09-2009, 10:30 AM
I have no world domination plans, but I'm assisting Kes in hers in exchange for not being killed.

Then you talk her into giving you the world in her will and then you poison her.

Brillant!!

...You'd better hope she doesn't see this.

Huckleberry Quin
02-09-2009, 06:30 PM
After discovering a way to keep myself immortal and youthful, I would simply kill you all and wait for evolution to take its course and replace you. As I will be remembered as the lifeform that was present during the whole event, I will be worshipped as a god, except that I will forever remain available for a chat and a nice cuppa tea.

This plan's only flaw is the immortality stuff. That could be tricky.

Laddy
02-09-2009, 09:56 PM
Simple.

I'd show Disaster Movie.