Spoilers!

[Yar]

Let's try to spoil as many things as we can! :D

By the way, this entire thread is a series of spoilers, so you've been warned.


Initech burns down anyway, so they get off unpunished.
The man dies.
George Michael and Maeby aren't really cousins; Lindsay was adopted.

That's a few I can think of right now.

GO!

[The Man]

Rosebud was the sled.
Bruce Willis' character is dead.
Tyler Durden is an alternate personality of the narrator.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Bella becomes a vampire and spends 'forever' with Edward, the stalker.
John is the demons and becomes a zombie.

[Vermachtnis]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/AKA_Gluttony/Skyline_small.jpg

[LunarWeaver]

Kevin Spacey is Söze.

They're all dead.

It's Jason's mommy, until the end when he pops out of the lake.

The dead body in the room isn't so dead, y'all.

Her boobs are fake.

[Miriel]

I'll do more recent films

Marley the dog dies
Bride #1 calls of her wedding to a douchebag, attends as maid of honor for Bride #2's wedding
Jamal correctly answers the final million dollar question, wins the game, ends up with the girl
Harvey Milk dies
The first man struck with the sudden blindness can suddenly see again
Benjamin ages backward until he's a baby. Closes his eyes and dies.
After spending 20+ years in prison for a bogus charge, Kate Winslet's character commits suicide right before being released
Priest gets sent to a different church, Meryl Streep's character admits to lying about having "proof" when she accused the Priest
Marriage crumbles. Infidelity. Suburban despair. Wife tries to perform abortion on herself, dies. Husband moves away from the suburbs with the kids.
Will Smith gives away body parts to various people needing transplants to make up for killing 7 people in a car accident. Commits suicide by jelly fish in order to donate cornea and heart

[Madame Adequate]

Harvey Milk dies


I'm not sure you can really spoil reality, Miriel :p

The Vorlons are bad guys too.
Cheradenine is Elethiomel.

[Miriel]

Harvey Milk dies


I'm not sure you can really spoil reality, Miriel :p


The boat sinks.

:p

Marley & Me was based on a true story too. Which in the end, only added to feeling of having my heart ripped out of my chest.

[Del Murder]

They break out of prison.
Jack Bauer saves America.
Bruce Wayne is Batman.

[Madame Adequate]

Harvey Milk dies


I'm not sure you can really spoil reality, Miriel :p


The boat sinks.

:p

There's only one way to escalate this further:

Penny Arcade! - As Regards Spoilification (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/12/05/)

[The Man]

If we're going for the obvious ones:

Darth Vader is Luke and Leia's father and turns on the Emperor after he starts shooting Force lighting at Luke.
Jesus dies and is resurrected.

edit: oh I see Penny Arcade beat me to the latter one.

[Levian]

The kid later becomes a drug addict
They're going to make a Scream 4 in 2010. :eek:
He's not
Everybody dies
April fools! Nobody actually dies.
These people are probably not able to produce babies anymore.
I don't remember how this movie ends, must've fallen asleep.
It was Professor Plum in the conservatory with the gatling gun

[Vermachtnis]

A Wizard Did It
They cross the streams
He leaves visits the club and goes back
They get arrested

[Balzac]

It's :skull::skull::skull::skull:

[Marshall Banana]

Gummi Glen is destroyed.
Kikyo dies forever, Kagome wishes on the Shikon no Tama for it to disappear, and Kagome somehow wishes her way back to the feudal era after graduating high school and being separated from Inuyasha for three years (they live happily ever after). Sango bears Miroku's children, too, and Sesshoumaru-sama remains beautiful.
Mercedes dies.
Rye breaks up with Huxley.
Mulan is Miriel.
Miu dies.

[The Man]

It's :skull::skull::skull::skull:

Winner!

[Tavrobel]

It was Professor Plum in the conservatory with the gatling gun

Actually it was Mr. Green, in the hall, with the revolver. He's also not gay.

[Caraliz]

Ender's Game-
It's not a simulation, it's reality

Chrono Trigger-
Magus is a woman

24-
Jack Bauer says dammit next season

[Wolf Kanno]

It was Professor Plum in the conservatory with the gatling gun

Actually it was Mr. Green, in the hall, with the revolver. He's also not gay.

I love that movie. :)

[Dreddz]

Randy commits suicide at the end, debatable though

[Momiji]

Miu dies.
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/shewasntkidding.jpg